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Oh the mommies are worldwide, yo! Even though Tina Jeans couldn't make it to Canada (Manada) Tommy B
Come on, guys! Say it with me! Working for my company is fun!!! Lets sell market stuff and sell it a
Stimulate our minds, Jeans! The Ice House is always bumpin when 2 Mommies wearing denim decide to si
Well a very heavy bertation tonight. We had a very derison bite. Lets go ahead terrison to the bit i
Wait, White what? Ohhhhh. This gets pretty advanced pretty quickly. Some people can't sing, some peo
Get out of that Country A** nonsense, pull up your denim and get ready for the get down. We got a ho
You know you're in good company when the WHITE HOUSE is listening to your show. We have pretty compe
WHAT WRONG WITH YOU? said the most awesome pastor ever. I'll let him finish his sentence. Have you s
No need for a big description here - it's LIVE from San Francisco (Man Frandisco). Put on your old d
Ain't nothin in life free. P***y would be at the top of that list, especially for an ex-pat roided o
It never gets old. No matter how much time passes by, joy is always spread when someone drops a Deez
FART. That's one of many different noises you will hear on this episode. We really cover all the bas
Where Brooklyn at? In your ear drums. Rest In Peace, ODB. We pay respect to the GODS on this one. Th
Ari Shaffir AKA Airey Schaeffer is in the building. Sure he put some loose change we had lying aroun
Are you thirsty? I bet after you hear this one you'll want nothing more than a big gulp from a nice
Who is the Main Mommy to you? For many, it's our disabled son, Redban. Luckily for you, he's in the
You ain't even wash it???? You NASTY!!! Do ya thang, gurl! If I beat yo a** in a fight, then I do wh
Yes and no. We both do and do not know what you're saying in this, the ultimate You Know What I'm Sa