Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they

Episodes

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Eat the booty, if you want to be in the gang! That's a philosophy the mommies can definitely support

Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss!This is the Live pod

Oh Jeans can you see, that America is the best and loudest place in the world! Can you tell when an

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Hey YO!!!! What it do, Junior Boo Boo? It's so fun to make fun of family and we encourage you to PUS

It's time to celebrate. America, either the land you're lucky enough to live in or lucky enough to w

You guys are like salmon. You say you're more smarter, but ya'll are the stupidest mutherf***ers we

Take care of your rectum and its "situations" or get a Woolery-approved lubricant to stop the pools

There are kids here so please SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN! That's a pretty aggressive way to address a f

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme said the less than fully toothed lady. That's no way to get the joint passed ove

What hurts on you? Your what, your what, your what? That's nice, lady! As the Great Italian pornogra

Body Talk, yo. What's your body say about you? Do you have towels? Partners? A LOT of time? Get your

The battle continues! What's the worst song we've ever heard? YOU GET TO DECIDE. Could it be about A

When you bark like a dog, you should BARK LIKE A REAL ENRAGED DOG. Thankfully, we have the man to sh

DON'T RECORD ME, SON! Stay up, Staten Island. And yo, I heard your girl been giving that stuff out t

Jason Nash Is Married. This is not only a factual statement, but also the name of a new movie writte

Somewhere on some street that goes by the name Marquette, the dumbest person alive is walking around

Sometimes when someone screams to F**K someone Right in their P***y they are not who they seem! REJO

YOOOOOOOOOOOshi! Oh my goodness. He's back - the most downloaded man in YMH history was the step mom

Let's keep getting social! What if SWV covered that song? Or what if all their songs were about Jean