Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they

Episodes

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Why do porn girls talk like that? Like OH MY GAWWWD? We consider this earth shattering truth. How ma

KABOOM! Guess who stepped in the room? TICAL! or YOSHI! Back with more of that ISH you just can't ge

So many different pairs of jeans, but only 2 legs! Tommy and Tina tell you what it means to "Shirley

There are good shows as a comedian and there are great shows. Sometimes there are bad shows and then

YES! Good things come to those who wait and we can't think of anything better than having STEVEN BRO

KaBOOM! It's Friday which means more jeans. We recap the latest episode of Gigolo's because Brace pu

Ian Bagg is now a U.S. citizen and we treat him accordingly. We discuss what's permissable to say as

Mayday Mayday Mayday! Mommy Down! That's right, this episode there's only 1 mommy, 1 pair of lower,

LaLaLaLaLAAAA! Can you sing? Good for you. This week our guest has a golden voice, twisted mind, and

Do you donate to THE St. Jude's? That's nice. So does the Klan and there ain't nuttin wrong with wha

Do you smoke crack? Exactly. Canadian jeans step up and do the dew! We love audio that paints a pict

We speak English and you understand us, but YOU speak English and we don't understand a single word

Get your orignial jeans on because we're going back to basics -Tommy and Tina and nobody else. Great

Drugs are powerful. People say what they wanna say. It's f***ed! We'll show you. If you like p***y d

Musical mommies are abundant! You sent in your tunes and we play some of them, but really, we have t

OMG, you guys. We got such a huge response to the Maria call that we revisit it and all its hilarity

Every mother deserves to squirt. We give YOU the tools to make a flood in your bed, go for it! We re

Nothing makes our jeans tighter than when a coach verbally abuses his players or the media. Another

Oh lovers of love and those who desire to be loved more, we think this is the episode for you. Dear

Oh, Canada. Oh, Canada, you need more lyrics in your national anthem and PLEASE train your singers w