This is Why we Can't Trust Each Other | Trash Taste #226
Trash Taste Podcast
Deep Dive
What would Joey do first in a zombie apocalypse?
Joey would park his car illegally and then go live on social media.
Why does Joey want to take a shit in the middle of the road during a zombie apocalypse?
Joey is curious to see if it feels different than shitting in a normal setting, and he believes that in a zombie apocalypse, societal norms no longer apply.
What would Connor do in a zombie apocalypse?
Connor would engage in extreme sports like wing-suit flying or paramotoring, as he feels there would be nothing to live for, so he might as well take risks.
What would Garnt do in a zombie apocalypse?
Garnt would go on a road trip, bunkering up is seen as bait, and he would seize the opportunity to travel and find survivors while becoming a camper van YouTuber.
Why would Garnt choose to stay in the city during a zombie apocalypse?
Garnt would stay in the city initially to load up on supplies, then move to the countryside when resources run low, as the city has more supplies but the countryside offers safer long-term survival.
What would Joey do if he had the hand of Midas?
Joey would turn as much as he could into gold to become a millionaire, fund research into prosthetics, and then amputate his hands to live a normal life with prosthetics.
Why would the price of gold drop if someone had the hand of Midas?
The price of gold would drop because the ability to turn everything into gold would create a surplus, making it less valuable.
What skill would Joey choose to be the best in the world at?
Joey would choose to be the best at time management, believing it would allow him to plan his life perfectly and accomplish more.
Why does Joey think being the best at time management wouldn't improve his life much?
Joey believes that being so good at time management that every moment is planned would make life boring and unstimulating.
What skill would Garnt choose to be the best in the world at?
Garnt would choose to be the best backflipper in the world, as it would be a cool and unique skill that could impress people in various situations.
What game show would Connor choose to compete in?
Connor would choose to compete in a game show where contestants are hunted down, like 'Hunted,' where they have to survive for 30 days without being caught.
What would Garnt do if he were reborn with all his memories intact?
Garnt would use his adult memories to learn skills he missed out on as a child, like skateboarding, snowboarding, and backflipping, while also investing early in the stock market.
What would Joey do if he swapped bodies with someone for five years?
Joey would use the opportunity to binge-eat and drink, knowing that the consequences would affect the other person's body, not his own.
What would Garnt do if he could erase one invention from history?
Garnt would erase plastic, believing that while it would make some things worse, it would also reduce waste and pollution, leading to a cleaner world.
What animal would Joey choose to talk to if he could communicate with only one species?
Joey would choose to talk to cats, as he believes they would have a lot of interesting stories and gossip to share.
What would Garnt do if he had to hide a giraffe from the government?
Garnt would rent a warehouse under the pretense of making YouTube content, transport the giraffe there using a helicopter, and then leave it in the parking lot of a zoo, hoping people would assume it escaped.
What law would Joey create if he could make a new law?
Joey would create a law that allows him to legally shit in the middle of the street without facing judgment, as he is curious to experience it.
- Zombie apocalypse survival strategies
- Impulsive vs. strategic responses
- Humor and hypothetical scenarios
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