Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783
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Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. And we are thrilled to welcome back one of our all-time favorite guests, the absolute favorite doctor that has ever guided any of us here. He is currently serving as the chief patient officer at the Wellness Company. And you can check out his show, Ask Dr. Drew, by subscribing at Rumble. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Dr. Drew Pesky. Let him hear it, everybody.

So happy to be here. So good to see you guys. It's good to see you, man. I appreciate you bringing me here. Everything about my relationship with your mom's house has always been a dream. A gift and a dream. It's all...

It wasn't supposed to happen. In fact, I'm having a weird flashback. I know. No, not to here, but to Reseda. Oh, yeah. First time I met you guys, I'm like, what? What's going on? Tom's like, what about this guy? Is he normal? I'm like, what? I'm like, what is this? Oh, no, no. You never said, what is this? You're much more coy about it. I think we were like, what is this? I'm sorry.

Yeah. We definitely showed you some fucking cool guys. Well, there's one right there. That was one of the first experiences I had on your mom's house. RPC. And you actually went to New York. Oh, yes, I did. I went to New York and sat in his house. And I will never forget the smell. Yeah. I actually went to New York. But you didn't go to his house. No, I didn't. But here's the thing. The scent comes.

Comes with him, yeah. It's in his clothing. It's extraordinary. It's extraordinary, right? It's not putrid. No. It's just its unique RPC smell. It's an odor, and he was kind enough to, I think he gave you some jewelry to give me. Yes, that's right. And it was even in the jewelry.

in the beaded necklaces. Well, it's still in the soul of the young man you had carry the camera into the thing. That kid had PTSD. Paul, was that his name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paul was shook up by the whole experience. I'm not kidding. I thought I was going to have to send him in for a little work because he was... He gave me some... So when I saw RPC last year, yeah, he...

He gave me hats that he made and some dolls that he made. And here's the great thing. We all three of us actually have deep affection for the guy. Love him. I love him. And so that's what I want him to know. Of course. And we're also saying, by the way, you just have, like some people have a unique musk. Signature scent. Signature scent. You have a signature scent. So many celebrities have to put that in a perfume. They have their own signature scent. RPC comes with it. So it's clear, RPC, because I know you're seeing this.

It is sexy. Yeah, it does. It's like a Chanel. Yeah. Very memorable. RPC number four. So, um, yeah. Can I, I want to ask Dr. Drew the question before we go forward. Well, because we were talking about how is it that meth heads can be fat? Oh, I heard you guys talk. Cause sometimes you see the, like, how is that possible? Um, they're often drinking.

And there are often, you see the fat ones earlier, though, what's his name? Our buddy that died. What do you mean you see the fat ones earlier? They're, they usually laid in the... Yes. Yeah. He was a little heavy. Yeah, he got heavy. Yeah. Yeah.

And you can, look, not everyone has appetite, severe appetite suppression from it. The appetite changes for sure, but not so suppression. I mean, look, same thing with sex, right? Like there's a whole thing in the gay community about using meth and having lots of sex, while many people just completely shut down sexually by meth. So it kind of goes all over the place. It doesn't have to be the same for everybody. It's not going to be, oh, that's interesting. So for some people, it's not going to fire them up to have lots of sex. Most people, it shuts them down, exactly.

fact. Oh, yeah. It's just they're just interested in the meth. And the crazy thing about meth is they're just interested in meth. Yeah, that's the thing. They're not interested in the pants that show the pussy lips, as you guys were discussing in great detail. The Lululemon. You've seen it.

Of course I've seen it, but the comedy for me is Christina's like, so how does the male brain work? And we're like, we don't need to see pussy. We don't need to see that. Well, Aaron and I... You get what I was saying, right? Yes, 100%. To see an ass. But the fact that she didn't know that and she thought that pussy lips would be something desirable. Because listen... It's neutral. Can I tell you why? I'm having a really hard time understanding...

Everything about the male brain. Well, yes, because, okay, let's look in light of recent things. These rappers now with P Diddy, we find out what a monster he is. And I'm just like, what is the spectrum of male sexual deviancy behavior? Like what, how, I don't know. You guys are weird. How long have you been doing your mom's house? 14 years. You're asking that question? But like. Remember that one you guys did with Rogan? Yeah. Okay. That's, you know, it goes past that.

Do you remember that one? Can I ask you this? This is interesting. Because we talked about this one time, and I actually forget what you said, which is why I would ask you again, about why does this deviancy basically only rear its head in males? Not these days. It goes all over the place. It does? So it just, the testosterone drives it.

Testosterone drives everything sexual, right? And now we have all these women on testosterone, and so they're getting some of this stuff too. But what about the deviancy? Because we all have T in our system. So the deviancy, so here's, I was thinking about this this morning, preparing for the study show. Great. Is that sexual addiction progresses like all addictions.

And the sex addict always needs more and more wilder, crazier, wackier, more effed up. And they end up doing things that are illegal, just like drug addicts. They end up doing things that are illegal. They start with weed or whatever, and then they kind of progress. Then they progress. And same with sex addicts. They start with their girlfriend, and then they kind of go online. And now with porn, it's like having a crack pipe in their hand all the time with the phone. So it really accelerates things fast. And they start looking at stuff that is –

problematic. Right. And the FBI shows up at their door, you know. And there's also, though, a direct correlation sometimes, not all the time, in this deviancy with men with extreme power. So there's like a

dynamic to this? Yeah. I mean, people, okay. So people, some men, not all men, go into positions of power in order to get sex, to get access to a greater variety and quality of women, right? That's why men do that. That's their thing. But this is what I was thinking about, and you're going to hate this, or maybe it'll make you think, is that it's our fault.

What's happening to P. Diddy is our fault because we elevated 14-year-old to 17-year-old sociopaths during the 70s and 80s to status of gods. Oh, you're such great musicians. You're so wonderful. I hear Howard Stern just adulation towards them all the time. I think, no, these guys are – they happen to be good musicians, good songwriters, but

They were sociopaths that couldn't get laid who found a way and then when they did, acted out on everybody. You're talking about rock stars? Yes. And that went into all the different musical genres. And within that, some of those people had sex addiction and started really going down. And drug addiction went down bad paths. Doesn't it make you wonder? I just say Led Zeppelin should be arrested for what they did to him.

That's what I'm saying. Do we know? We don't even know how far down that rabbit hole. You know what? Sharon Osbourne has referred to it a number of times. And I feel like, Sharon, time to speak up about this. Because the world has to go, this is not OK. You were good musicians. And so was Benny Goodman. He didn't do this stuff.

But what's interesting too is that this is, I don't think unique to the music business, but pervasive. And it has that history of like, oh, you want to be a musician? Well, first you got to suck my dick and then you got to suck his dick. Well, then that's the record business. That was the business. I think that's all gone now. But what those bands like...

or whatever did back in the day is horrific stuff. Horrific, yeah. And now I just was starting to watch the Vince McMahon documentary. Uh-oh. I mean, he was shitting on a girl's head. Yeah.

Right? And he was like, let it sit there. And let the turds sit on you. And then he was sending her in to see the other guy and blow him while his shit's on her head. Oh, my God. And you wonder why I wonder if guys get turned on by seeing pussies in leggings. Because it's like, how far does it? It's hard to get your head around. I understand. But I am generally mystified. This is my weakness. This is my anti-superpower.

I am really mystified by the people that need power over other people. I don't get that. I don't get it either. I don't get it. I don't understand why they need it. What I see there, though, is somebody who already is very powerful. He's very powerful. Harvey Weinstein was very powerful. Diddy's very... They have a lot of power. They can make careers, make and break careers. And then this behavior is accompanying...

already established power that this person has. Yes, yes. And it's almost like the two are driving it together. Possibly, but I would argue, well, yes, for sure. And I would argue that the kind of person that seeks that kind of power is also the kind of person that has this continued need for more, more, more. More.

more and more. Yeah. It's just, it's so odd to me. We're going to play an opening clip because we started with you here. So we're going to start an opening clip for you. Okay. Here we go. Here's the welcome to the show. Let's get it going. I don't know if I can look at this. Well, I'm looking. His teeth are... Well, the good news is... They're moving. So I'm...

Okay, there's a few possibilities. What's the matter, Christina? This is your mom's house. I think you got it. Okay, well, first of all, he's a smoker, right? We got all the tobacco all over everything. Is that what that is? Oh, yeah, all the dark. The really odd thing. Oh, okay. Are you sure he's not dipping or is that blood? I think it's blood. No, I think that's all tobacco. It could be dip. All right, hold on. It's tobacco.

I gotta play this clip real quick. Oh, and I got some information on this guy when this... Like I said, full flashback. I remember what this feels like. Feels good. Oh, boy. I think you're...

I don't think it's blood. I think it's tobacco. Yeah. But here's my thing. So his only teeth are the upper teeth, I think. And the dentures are just on the bottom? I think that's denture, but there is another option. Which is? He could have a non-healed jaw fracture, and that could actually be his teeth that he's able to push forward because his jaw is not just dislocated, like fractured from his joint. Ha ha ha.

So what it says here in my notes is that these are dirty dentures. Yeah, well, they are indeed. And he doesn't want to get them replaced because new dentures are very expensive. And I will tell you the one thing they give him, the one denture sort of tell that he did is he swallowed, put them in his mouth, he bit them down, and they went into place. That's not the jaw fracture thing. I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on what is the brown substance in the corners. That's all they're pulling up. Yeah.

Pull it up? Well, he said he's got a cool Instagram. Let's see. What is going on here? You know what you find? Can I stop real quick? A lot of cool guys that we're working with these days. The new cool guys? The new cool guys, they like to repeat posts a lot. They do the same uploads. I see that. Often.

That's cool, he posted the Wi-Fi address. So we see that he likes... Oh, he likes women for sure. That's good. Is that the repeat posting? So that was his... Two there, two here. Definitely has a type. Oh, this is screens. This is pretty fun to watch. These are like screenshots of his page. Oh, that's interesting. Oh my God. Look at that.

It's kaleidoscopic. It's quite a caption. Yes. It says, if Gregory Jones and Lindsay Lohan approach me, they will be doing time in Monroe County Jail in New York from the Syracuse group of AA of Syracuse, New York. And they'll be waiting for transfers for the jail to Nevada Federal and State Prison. They are currently stalking my TikTok reels. Uh-oh. They're going to receive prison time. Because you guys are stalking his reel. So he's going to come after you next. Wow. So he's basically putting it out there. Don't stop stalking my...

TikTok page. He's an AA member? He's a 12-step member? I don't know. Is he talking to anybody? These are just stills. Oh, wow. Wow, the IP. Oh, the weather. Let's see what's important. What are those normal people doing? My sister Paula Menz did back calls in 72 hours. She's going to prison a lot sooner. Crying over her ass with the perception reaches 12%. We don't give in to terrorists. Kamala Harris will make a fine president to block her.

Call by using the Patriot Act. Gives out her cell number. Go fuck yourself. I like that he's got a political bent. Yeah. He's got a point of view. And he's also watching the precipitation and what's going to happen with the wind. And he's in Syracuse, I guess, right? Oh, very cold. Was that Newt Gingrich? Uh-huh.

Yeah. What the hell? Three times. Yeah. Paris Hilton get out of jail. Free card. We don't give it to terrorist Kamala Harris. That was a week ago. Is he a terrorist that we're saying? Lots of weather stuff. Well, I like that he takes a picture of the Wi-Fi. I like that right there. That's awesome. But it's interesting. Oh. Just the bird. He's cleaned his mouth off. Yeah. He's going to arrest Paris Hilton.

But I like, there's something odd going on here because he's always reclining. Well, that's standard cool guy pose. You didn't know that? The lighting is good, though. Do you think this is drugs? They always lay down. I can't, no, yeah, not necessarily. This is mental illness, isn't it? I feel, yeah, I feel. But I have a feeling that he may be. That right one there, he might talk in. It looks like a guy about to talk. Yeah, go ahead. Told you.

There's some speech issues there. Does he have a tracheostomy thing here? Is that what I'm seeing there? Is there something? It's hard to say at this distance. And he usually doesn't allow his neck into the picture. It makes me think that maybe there's something going on there. I think that's just the collar of his jersey. That's what I can't tell. It might just be the collar.

But I wonder if he has some mobility issues, like for real, like a C4 or 5 fracture or something. Well, we wonder if all these cool guys have mobility issues. Well, some of them get big and that makes some issues. They get big, you know.

Yeah, well, good times. That's pretty cool. It is cool. Thanks, Tom. That was very uplifting. This is something that I was going to show to Christina, but now that you're here, I can show it to the two of you. Thank you. God, it's horrible. It's horrible. How many times did you do it with the sledgehammer? I said, well, sometimes. Where did you ever have it on your body? I don't know. I had a camera.

Was he like taters? Is that him? Maybe that's where he got the character from. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. No, sure. I sort of learned a lot.

Why did you change? Why did you get rid of that shirt? Okay, Tom. You guys have graduated to a new level. I don't like, this is Tom. This is not we. Wait, there's a joke in here. I don't, no, this isn't, this is not a, is this a new segment that we're doing? I just thought it was a, you know, interesting clip, a different type of guy. And also it's like, you know, show Dr. Drew. The evolution, the evolution of your mom's house.

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Who's saying? Because as a mother, I go, aren't you embarrassed? Oh, no. Didn't you want to impress me today? You know us well. I'm never embarrassed in front of you. Okay, well, fair enough. Things haven't changed that much. No, I mean, there are signs that your kid is messed up, right? Like, one of our boys won't do this to me. No, no.

No, what do you mean? There's no signs or we would know that that guy's been messed up since he was. Yeah. I mean, there is such a thing as head injury that can turn people into these sociopaths and things, psychopaths. But this is something longstanding. And this actually pisses me off because guys like Adam Lanza and all these chronically ill kids who don't get proper care.

The parents are in denial about it. Parents in denial is something you start to discover in the world once you have kids. You start seeing behaviors and seeing things, and you get to have conversations. You go, oh, you're not. I got it. Scariest things parents say is not my kid. That's the scariest thing a parent can say. For their own good and for everybody else's.

Because you're like, hey, I think your kid smoked weed. Not my kid. Yeah. Really? Okay. Well, all right. Well, what you realize is that the parenting world is just like. Bert's dad says that all the time about him. What? Not my kid? Yeah. Really? I've heard it. Checked out about like drinking and habits. Not my kid. Yeah. Just Bert. Just Bert being Bert. Yeah, Bert's Bert, man.

God, people are scary. Now this guy. Yeah, this is psychopathy for real. But the signs were probably pretty apparent, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, you could tell. This kid couldn't do well in a classroom. Yeah, what the fuck has he been doing his whole life? Right. That's the big question. What has gone goofing around? And there is such a world. There is a world where parents have been trying, trying, trying, trying. I don't want to condemn parents because sometimes they are really working hard at it and just doesn't.

But oftentimes some, you know, and there's another layer to this too. You can't get these people chronically institutionalized if they need it because custodial care sort of doesn't exist anymore. Are you sure? Not even in the South? Not even in the state of Texas? I bet you we can do that. Probably. I'm used to California where you just can't get people here. You can't do anything. And people kill themselves, kill other people. It's just terrible. Not here, baby. I'm sure we can do whatever we want. I put that kid so far away.

This is my son. Who have they helped by not doing that? Yeah, I know. Right? Is this kid happier now? Throw him away. Put him in a facility. Forget throw him away. Just put him somewhere structured. Yes, that's what I mean. I worked. One of the units where I worked was a chronic long-term facility with not this, but some stuff.

and uh and these were very happy people lived their whole life in the facility and that was that yeah and they got they needed daily care daily management daily supervision they can't be in society without it and if they went out they needed like a little help and it could only be for so long and yeah no it's it's real it's people there are humans that need custodial care it's always been that way now the custodial care in days of yore were horrific i get that we do a lot better now but

But some people need it. What about rehab? I mean, that's your big background. What's that? My big background is rehab. I mean, that's what we came to love to know you is from the rehab show. And now what's that like now in California? You can't get people care. Oh, cool. But the good news, there's good news, bad news. Because when COVID, when they shut down the in-person meetings, I thought, oh, shit, this is going to be a disaster. Yeah.

It wasn't. Zoom meetings took off immediately. And Zoom meetings work, it turns out. I thought they would not be nearly as effective as in-person meetings. Some people needed the in-person meetings. And about six months, 12 months into COVID in California, we were still on lockdown. It started causing some problems. But the Zoom meetings have continued. And it's really lowered the threshold for people coming to 12-step.

And Al-Anon, too, and the Anon meetings. So the meetings are being much more readily accessed and utilized, and they're working, and people are doing it. So I'm very, very pleased about that. But getting people into treatment, it's impossible. It may be a little better because people are sort of acknowledging that

how pathetic we've been. And so things like Medi-Cal and Medicare are starting to think about covering it, but it's still pretty, pretty, that's crazy. It's not pretty limited. I didn't realize. Oh, you never heard of the mental, the institutions at what's it called? The I, I am D exclusion in institutions of mental disorder exclusion. Yeah.

Medicare, President Johnson, thank you very much, excluded anything to do with the brain other than strokes and neurological conditions. Why? Because those are bad people. Those are crazy people. We don't worry about them. And some of it was legitimate. The Constitution does not specify that the federal government should be involved in the delivery of mental health services, so they left it to the states. That's why the state mental health and mental hospitals developed.

And some of them were shitty. And some of them were really good, but they shut them all down. And California isn't particularly egregious. And there was no plan made for what to do with these patients. They all went to the streets, the nursing homes, and the prisons. The institutions. None of those places did they belong. There's a lot of things. Medication was supposed to solve it. Where does this guy belong? Like a guy who will give your lower lips lots of lovin'.

I'm your man. I believe him. What's wrong with that? Nothing. Yeah. Good for him. Yeah. He's a cool guy, and I'm sure a cool gal will be all up for it, right? Notice his posture.

He's sort of prone, but not as prone as back as the other guy. Not prone, but reclining. The other guy looked like he was immobilized. This guy just looks like he's comfortable. Now, have you kept up? Do you know who we had here in studio very recently? There's no way. I heard there were some cool guys visiting. Some new cool guys. There was a very, very fancy guy.

- Fabulous, fantastic chef that came in here. - Yes, yes, I heard. - And this-- - Deanna told me, and Heather, the first thing they told me was about the visit by the chef. - Those two loved him the most. - Oh, okay. That explains why they were still talking about it. - Yeah, they were very excited. - You traumatized them. - Still excited or traumatized? - I wanna know, do you think anything, like, what's your take on? - Okay, I gotta wash my chicken. I got vinegar. This how you wash your chicken.

Now his vision we noticed was poor. Does that bear out when he comes in person? The eyes are kind of...

whatever, nystagmus and drifting and that kind of stuff. He looks a little head injury. Is there something going on there? Wow. We didn't even consider head injury. Did you think that Zolo? I did. Yeah. After meeting him. Yeah. Yeah. It has that quality. And I can't even necessarily tell you why he was the perseveration, you know, repeating echo, echolalia that's called.

And I thought, oh, that's kind of, that's sort of a neurological thing more than anything. Interesting. Yeah. And he wears glasses a lot. Well, that's the vision thing. Okay. Where are you located? I'm located in Atlanta, Georgia. Okay. I'm all booked up. All right. Okay. But you can't make it out tonight? I can't. So there's interesting stuff going on with the tongue, right? That could be meds or it could be neurological. Yeah.

Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah, kind of a big thick tongue, just kind of Tardive Dyskinesia-esque. Okay. Is there more? If you want me in your restaurant, if you want me on your food truck, if you want me on your podcast...

All you gotta do is... ♪ Dolly, baby, dolly ♪ ♪ Dolly, baby, dolly ♪ ♪ Dolly, baby, dolly ♪ What you say, chef? ♪ Dolly, baby... ♪ Watch it. Watch it. Pay attention. It's time for the chef to turn the steak over. Look, look, look. Nice. Beautiful. Beautiful. That nice crust.

He does repeat a lot. I don't sort of love him. I really love him. You do? Yeah. And there's an interesting thing now again with the eyes with super thick lenses going on there. You see that? I wonder if there's some congenital eyebrow. I don't know. It's weird. I will say I noticed in his... By the way, we'd have a successful food truck in Austin. He would kill. You guys would set him up on a food truck? Well, we got to try his food.

You all right? You okay? Hold on. Did you have a steak? No, no. Well, that looks kind of... He told us he was going to make us a steak, and then he made us this pasta with shrimp. But hold on. The eyes, I saw the... You shouldn't want to talk about it. We talked about it already. We're still reminiscing. You mean shitting? He had the twinkles in his eyes from LASIK. Twinkles in his eyes. Do you know what I'm saying? Like the crystal-looking eyes. He's got lens implants.

I don't know, but I've seen that in LASIK people. They have those, looks like crystals. Yeah, right. That's the kind of blindness look. But are you talking about like Josh Potter kind of? Worse. No, no, no. I mean the whiteness over the cornea kind of thing? No, no. I'm saying like the shininess inside. That's usually something important. Go to his Instagram page. I don't know.

And if you go to the day... Because I've had all that shit. You can't see shininess in my eyes. No, that's true. Not the crystal. If you go to the day he came here and he's back at the hotel later... I love this guy.

Scroll down. I'll tell you when. Oh, God. Put him in a food truck. It'd be such a hit. If he can make one thing really well. It doesn't matter. He decides to stand at the window. Scroll to when he's in the restaurant. It might have been the night before. You guys took him to dinner? And the camera's really close, and you can see his eyes. He appreciates food. He definitely appreciates food. He's based in Miami. Go back up a little. There. Can you make that bigger?

It's that one. So I see the eye movement problem. He knew your name. Yeah.

What is it? Well, if you see it up close, you see his eyes real clearly. Yeah, I saw the... Oh, you did? I saw the... It was not... Yeah. Again, a lot of things can cause that. Congenital cataracts and a lot of stuff. Yeah. That comment with the kids. What's he eating? Yep. I think it's a dessert.

It's a dessert. It looks really good. It's interesting. He's looking because he is looking in the right direction, but his eyes are too big and long, which means that the fovea, the macula doesn't develop normally. He walked into a lot of shit here. Also, Drew, he had three different phones that were just constantly beeping, buzzing. One was Instagram notifications.

And then one was like, right? And then we get phone calls. Like it was multiple. Good for him. Now what's that about? Like the three different. Listen, that seems a little. That's just grandiosity. That's just grand. Okay. I didn't know if that was. Influencer grandiosity. Look there, you can see the eyes really very, very well. Beautiful and nice. Look how beautiful. Look how nice. Look how tantalizing. Look, I want you to book me. I want you to book me now. You've never seen this before. Never been done. I got lamb chop. I got strawberry.

I got honey. I got honey ranch. I got beautiful stuff in there. Nice. I got gold. How nice. I cooked that lamb to perfection. When I tell you that's beautiful, delicious, that's so delicioso. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he could convince me to eat his stuff. Yeah. No problem. It's very convincing. Ranch and strawberry and the lamb. I just... Oh, there it is. Yeah. Guys.

But that right eye seems to be making a little contact there, right? Yeah. And so, I don't know. We're going straight to hell for this debate. For this? Just this one? This is what's going to send you guys to hell? Let me be clear here. I'm asking you because there's things that I noticed and it's interesting to hear you comment on. The backside of this is to let you know, I mean, this is the best meal I've ever had in

Also, you'll notice the scar on the top of his head. Ah, nailed it. Yeah. And that... Now it's coming together. And there seems to be like a dent there even. Am I seeing that? Yeah. So that's why Zolo was showing us this so he could gloat about the brain injury piece of this. There we go. Right? I really think that's it. I mean, there's a level of delusion there. It's not delusion. It's just a distortion of reality. He just doesn't...

We've seen this with all these guys. All the cool guys do this in one way or another. They misinterpret. They misrepresent. They are confused by the social context of what they're doing, which is a really complicated thing for a human being. Our social interaction is probably one of the most complicated. If you're not a theoretical physicist or something, be

Being social and interacting with other humans is one of the most complicated things we do. In fact, I've spoken to several dementia, Alzheimer's experts that say the number one sort of buttress against progression is to keep them socializing because that really you're using all of your brain when you socialize. And, you know, it helps.

Do you like socializing? True. I don't mean like going out and having a party. I love people. Yeah, I love people. He's a people person. Then why'd you ask that? Just curious. Is there no joke behind it? Drew's very popular. He's always got a lot of things going on. No, but I love people too much. Like I'm a codependent, right? Okay. So I experience myself through other people. That's how I get my satisfaction. I get my sense of self. And it's too much. Too much. Oh, yeah. Does that play a role in your...

Yes. It all comes from having been, I got traumatized as a child too. Did I used to talk about this on my show? Did I talk about my trauma? Yeah.

So I had an emotionally abusive mom and I became all about like, you know, I had to be tuned. You know this real thing. Do I? You have to be tuned into the other person so much. You have to be ready at any moment for them to... And so you just make, you know, your disconnector for your emotions. You're just out there focused on theirs. And it's not a great way to develop. And it's a superpower for later in life. So when I had lots and lots of therapy to help...

to manage that now. And so it's not a big, not a problem for me much. And, uh, but it's, it makes you tremendously empathic. It's, it's superpower for taking care of patients. Yeah. Provided that you can maintain really good boundaries. You're a helper. And you, you know, Drew would tell me when he was listening to patients, you could feel, I'd feel things, hear things, see things, smell things that I, I,

I never, like I, I have one patient I was telling this story. I like telling, cause it's so vivid for me. The opening sequence of madman kept popping in my head when he'd walk in. I was like, what the fuck is that? I'd hear the music. I'd see the guy, you know, falling. First it was the music. Then it was feeling like I was that shadowy thing falling through the thing. And, um,

And this guy had been severely abused. And then one day he came in and I was, oh, there's the music. Oh, I'm falling through the buildings again. And then all of a sudden I was a baby falling through the buildings. I was like, it just took my breath away. And I had to stop the work I was doing with the guy. I said, look, I'm having an experience. I think I need to tell you. I'm wondering if this has meaning to you. And he became furious and left the room. And how you think you know everything. You're on your bullshit psychobabble. Comes back the next day and goes, how did you know?

He goes, oh, in my head, it's always the baby, the baby, falling, the baby. And I was like, I'm just here. I'm just, yeah, good times. Attuned. Attunement. That's attunement. Well, yeah, and you work with people with their absolute lowest and help them. Well, right. And so my job, other than managing all the medical stuff, which was tremendous, I got very good at that. But the other thing I tried to do is to teach them that I could be close, receptive, present,

and they could be in that frame and be safe. Because most of them had never been close to another person before. They were all abused. That's why they start using to regulate. And you build your emotional regulation system in closeness with another person. That's how that happens. Yeah.

Yeah, I learned that as a parent. Well, having to parent children, you realize like something as small as even like if your kid's upset and they lay next to you in the bed and you just lay next to them and you breathe together. That's attunement. Yes. That is body's attuning. That's what that is. Regulation and all that.

and all that, yeah, that's crazy. - Sorry, Tom. - No, that's all good. - Didn't know we were going down this rabbit hole. - What about you, Tom? - I like it. No, I think about the fact that I think I'm, she pointed this out to me, that my go-to, my natural instinct is to be more of a loner, more isolated. - Yeah, and men, that's typically the way it is. We sort of go in the cave and lick our wounds and come back out when we're ready. - Yeah, I used to think that we were both dogs, and the older I get, I think I'm a dog and he's a cat.

Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm more open to intimacy. I want to be close. I'm like, hi, what are you doing? Let's go. And then he's more like... But this is kind of a broad, right? Yeah, just a usual broad, yeah. And then a guy's like... But the broads are usually like cats. They're the ones that are usually kind of like... Right. You come at them too quickly. Who are you today? They hide on top of the refrigerator. Do I do that? I mean, you're not, you know...

I'm not a real normal. You're not normal. You're not normal, bitch. I might be fucked up to be a normal woman, sweetie. Yeah, you're not a golden retriever, if that's what you're thinking. I don't think I'm a golden retriever. No. But I'm like a Brussels. I'm a Brussels girlfriend. That's a little high strung.

I don't know. What happened today? What are we doing here? What is going on? I don't know. Didn't this used to be a funny show? Oh, sorry. Is this a bummer? We went to Sling Blade and then this guy with the head injury. Tom's been doing this lately. Going dark. He's been watching a lot more murdery and serial and killer-y things lately. Things progress, Tom. That's what I tell you. I know. They just get worse. Thank God it's not sexual stuff. But if the FBI shows up, Chris Newner

Fuck, I don't know. Well, what's a fun guy I can show him? I can show him a cool guy. Of course. He hasn't been here in a while. Oh my god, I know. Let me see, I'm just looking at people. Oh, this guy. You want to talk shit, you fucking losers? What's up? I'm here on the beach. What the fuck is up?

- Oh, Jesus. - We're expecting that, huh? - That's a little meth-y, right? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, just that kind of extreme aggression and stuff. You know, I was listening to a lecture. There was a guy named Dave Smith that was a famous, he ran the Haight-Ashbury Free Clinic back in the '70s. He was a famous sort of early addiction medicine guy.

And he worked with a guy named Wesson. Smith and Wesson jokes went on for quite a while. But Dave Smith said to me, he goes, you know, we coined the phrase, Smith and Dr. Wesson and I coined the phrase speed kills. Do you remember that from the 60s? Yes. And he said, we never meant to mean that speed would kill you. It's people on speed kill. Oh, shit. Yeah.

That's what that meant. Yeah. That's what he said. Didn't realize that. Speed kills. Yeah. Although speed will also eventually kill you as we found out. Yeah. Yeah. He'll just. Why am I forgetting his name? Our speed friend that's. Oh, Fedsmoker. Fedsmoker. Yeah. Fedsmoker. That's been gone long enough. I can't remember Fedsmoker's name. Our beloved Fedsmoker. Where is he?

Poor buddy. I know, but that was inevitable. And they die of all kinds of things. I heard you, Tom, you told some story where a guy in meth died of a heart attack or whatever. They die of all kinds of stuff. They do. They just get strokes, they get arrhythmias, they get malnutrition. Because it's killing your body. Yeah, it's bad. And by the way, the thing that people miss about meth, I was going to mention earlier, is...

if you smoke meth yeah you only have to do i want to so bad i know you do i'll watch you i'll i'll tell you why oh this i'm coming back to austin i guess i'm excited to try just don't let vert do it because i did some i tried some vivance oh you like that loved it that's a pill yeah yeah yeah it's it's adjacent meth adjacent oh shut up it's

Could you not? Please? Could you stop talking? You guys were talking about how the German army stayed awake for two weeks at a time until they died. What's your opinion on it? On amphetamines? No, Vyvanse, yeah, amphetamines. I think we do this strange thing in this country where we both undertreat and overtreat simultaneously. So people that need the Vyvanse are getting it, and people that don't need it are getting it. I am properly diagnosed, properly used for...

Appropriate periods of time, I'm a fan. Being widely prescribed, I'm not a fan. People aren't on it too long. They're too readily on it. What would you be on it for? ADD primarily. Oh, to help rein it in. Yeah. I want to ask you about this drug. Hold on. Before we ask about that drug, I've got to finish my meth story. What was I saying? Oh, that you only have to smoke it once a day. Smoke it? If you're smoking it, it lasts for a long period of time.

And you'll be on the streets in about three weeks. It takes you down fast. Really? And people go out in the streets. This is one of the mythologies get going. Like they'll go out in the street. Here is a teacher and she's on the... And three weeks ago, she was teaching. And like, did you lose your rent or you couldn't pay your rent? Like, yeah, yeah, I had trouble paying rent. Yeah, that's why I'm here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

they forgot to mention the meth part. Yeah. And how fast, because they're bewildered by it too. Why am I on the street? Why did I, how did I get here? Yeah. Why does that happen? It just, some of it is the scene. They want to be in this, they just be out all night in the scene, the arousal of all of it.

And some of it is it just makes you unable to take care of your basic daily needs and they just go to the street. Because it's so sweet. It's so cool. Yeah. And you want to keep doing it and that's all you want to do and that's what people are doing. I like it because I think I'm mostly a laid back guy. You know, I'm a low energy. Sort of. So the idea of being, you know, gacked up on meth, I feel like it's appealing. I don't want a downer. I want a fucking downer.

I want a fucking upright. Yeah, I get that. I get that. I think I'm similar. I think I'm similar. Yeah, right? We should do it together. Well, we both like the nicotine. Yeah. Yeah. You want some? Is it in a pouch? What is it? It's a pouch. Try it. You want to try it? Sure. It's a rogue. Roguey's band.

Are they mint? This one is spearmint. Okay, good. Thank you. How come you use this brand? I'll join you. I have to take it off pretty quickly because I quickly get dizzy, headache, and nausea. Well, one time I chewed Nicorette and I was freaking out. Don't chew it. I know. I just put it on your hand. Yeah, it's not gum. Don't chew it. Hey, I like you, Rogue. Send me stuff. I love you. Thank you.

I'd like to ask you. I just want to say nicotine has got vilified because of tobacco. Nicotine is not tobacco. It has its own profile. If it's used by itself, it's good. Let me ask you this. Appetite suppression? Are you an uncle? Yes. But are you a funko? No. What they say, I'm trying to move your head. I'm trying to pronounce it.

and say fuck. Hold on. I'm trying to sound it out. But you're not sounding it right. Fuck. No, no, no. Say uncle. That don't say uncle. That say fuck. It rhymes with uncle. Funko. Fucko.

No, Funko. Funko. Yeah. No, no, Funko. No, no, no, fuck it. Don't say it. Now you got me saying it because I'm getting pissed off. You're saying the fucking wrong. Saying the fucking word wrong. And I'm saying it about no fuck or nothing. It's a, it's a Uncle Funko. Funko. Now, bitch, if you can't get it, if you can't say it, don't say it. Don't say that shit. Because you're pissing me off. Again, I like cool guys. I like them all. I love this guy. Yeah. I'd go to his house too, just like RPC. Well, I got an update. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, hang on. The look on his face. But also remember how we used to have to set the background of the scene to figure everything out? What the hell? Dude, I'm trying now. What is that? It's an air cooler. But why is it covered with plastic? This is all a mystery. I will tell you, not so much because when people board up and plastic up vents and things, that's a meth thing.

Really? Yeah. That's a really typical. Check out this update. So I had to put this together because in this other, in this video I'm about to show you, there's a profile camera set up that I believe the nephew who we're seeing film this set up and he's,

pulling another prank on his uncle here. It's Uncle Funko. It's pretty dark what he does to his uncle. Oh no.

The United States has been subjected to a nuclear attack. The North American Aerospace Defense Command has detected the launch of 12 nuclear missiles aimed towards the mainland United States. Four of the 12 missiles launched have been intercepted. The eight remaining nuclear missiles will strike the following locations in the next 15 to 20 minutes. Los Angeles, San Diego, Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, New York City,

He produced this whole thing for his uncle? It's awesome. His hand's a little swollen. The uncle's hand? See that? Yeah.

Maybe that's not the same guy. Is that the same guy? I can't tell. It's the same guy for sure.

The president will address the nation on all radio and television stations shortly. Stand by for this message. This is a national emergency. We gotta go to war now. Oh my God.

Countdown to the nuclear strike. It stops there? Yeah. I don't know why it stops there. Probably because the uncle really goes south. I think it would. Yeah. That's a really good prank. I like that the kid goes, thanks, Joe Biden. Yeah. Yeah.

To be fair, I mean, War of the Worlds did the same thing to the entire country. Oh, yeah. That's right. But he got his uncle all worked up. There's not more to this? You don't want to see the fallout of this? The full video is like 14 minutes. Oh. Oh, and does his uncle survive this? It's got to get worse. Does he reveal his prank? Because that's the part I'm looking for. Yeah, me too. One sec.

We get the prank. You don't have to keep going. In the meantime, I'm going to ask Dr. Drew. That little kid is Orson Welles. Drew. Yes, ma'am. Gabapentin. I've been prescribed Gabapentin for pain, for everything, for anxiety. And I'm like, I know what's going to fucking happen. In five years, they're going to come out and be like, oh, Gabapentin, you took that? Yeah, you have holes in your brain. No, I don't think. Well, how much?

Up to 300 milligrams, let's say, a pop. And often? I mean, if I'm in pain, they were telling me to take it two or three times. Do you have 100 milligram tablets or 300 milligram? I do. I have 300. You have 300 tablets or 100 tablets? I have both, but I don't take them. Try the hundreds. They're nothing. They're very mild. It's a nothing burger. It's a nothing burger. It actually hits the same system as the Valium, but does it by a different mechanism that it doesn't get the addictive properties. Can you help me with some vitamins? Yes.

I could, but actually not in the state of Texas. That's cool. I'll go to California. I'll see you there. We'll create a medical record. You don't know how often this happens to me. And I've revealed to your son, your husband, that I'm a codependent and he is going for it. No, no, no. He's taking advantage. He's trying to take advantage of your temperament. We've got a little deal. It's not a big problem. Let me just drive one of your cars. Sure. All right.

Oh, is this it? Oh, is this the end? What happens? The police station. Fuck the police station.

He's worried about that. That's terrifying. It's weirdly chilling, you know. So they about to come to America. Russia here. They here. We got to get the fuck out of here. We got to find... Okay, get under the bed. Hurry up. Under the bed. They blowing missiles and everything. The bed protect you. What the fuck, baby?

God, he reminds me of the character in Curb Your Enthusiasm. I know, it's so fun. Like J.B. Smoove? Yeah, J.B.'s character is just like this guy. Yeah.

Oh my god. Oh, here he comes. Oh my god.

I have a pitch. Curb your enthusiasm reality with this guy. You as Larry David. He as J.B. Smoot's character. There it is.

That's such a good prank. That's fantastic. Yeah. I love that. I wish I had thought of that. I love cool guys. And I love this guy. Horrible or hilarious? Hilarious. I'm going to show you this. Oh, oh. Uh-oh. Yeah! Oh, jeez. Oh, shit! He broke all the limbs. He's not okay at all. Everything. He's not great. Yeah. Oh, do you know the... Well, it says he's alive. Let's see it again. Is there a neck injury in there? I don't know. There's definitely some broken bones. Oh.

He's like a ragdoll. You know, young people can withstand a lot. It's not a lot different than some of the jackass stuff guys do. Oh my gosh. It is not horrible horrible. When you guys show me horrible stuff, it's usually truly horrible. Yeah. So we'll say hilarious.

Oh, horrible. Oh, that's horrible. That's a run over by a truck. You think it's hilarious. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. I know. What the fuck is going on? Someone help him. He's going to look like a dork. It fucking broke. Oh, all right. Tom, we need to build a fallout shelter. Okay. I have thought about that. You have? They have these capsules. You just lower them into the ground. You know what I keep thinking about? Why not? Because I never had any of these thoughts about

how we're on our own until really like the pandemic made you go like, oh, you're on your own. And then other technological things happening. Like when, remember when the software program rebooted so all the airlines couldn't fly? So you don't realize how close to the edge we are. Exactly. And then two weeks ago. It makes you become a survivalist all of a sudden. You think they were idiots. Now they're like, oh, those guys have a point. That's got a point. And I've become like Rogan too. Earth is flat. I'm open to everything.

You're open to everything. Everything. Everything. COVID was such an eye-opening experience for me and so shattering. It really was. I'm like, okay, well, now anything's possible. Anything's possible. And then, like, whatever, a month ago, AT&T is just like, they're like, it's not working today. And then earlier today or whatever, Verizon, just same thing. Like, SOS doesn't work. What do you mean doesn't work? They're like, just it's offline. Yeah.

So you go like all these things, like you said, you're on the edge of... Yeah, you don't realize how close we are to being back to nature again. And that's the thing... And then when the supply lines get cut or screwed up, we're going to have a strike soon or had a strike. And then my friend Sean pointed this out to me when we were in a car together.

And it was right after the software, I forget, what was that? Crowdsource. Yeah, yeah. Is that what it's called? Right, I remember that, yeah. That went down. He was like, yeah, you know, if we were all, because it's in the future, you know,

all in electric cars, there is the possibility that like some, you didn't know that somebody could just go do and just shut them down. Absolutely. A thousand percent. Just like when they were already planning that when Amazon, they were like, Oh yeah, the, the Alexa, you know, they got the rip, like somebody's,

conversation was like uploaded to them and then broadcast and they're like wait that can happen like oh yeah we can do that sorry hey man what scares my stupid brain now I've seen so many things that have been so shocking I start wondering well maybe the bad guys that want to shut down the cars are the one pushing the cars also to make sure we all get them it's like get

Get the car. Well, you know that like the government, when Facebook came out, they were thrilled. Now they can see and know everything you're doing because you're voluntarily posting it. Did you see Kerry the other day talking about misinformation, about how we have to have laws? Who? In the New York Times. Kerry, Senator Kerry, former Senator Kerry. John Kerry? John Kerry, yeah. What did he say? Oh, he said it's time that we just really did away with the First Amendment, essentially, and really go after misinformation because we can't have this.

Holy shit. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. And again, I have no problem with the government involving themselves in educating people, but they decide what's misinformation and then cancel everything else. Cool. That is... Sounds like Russia. Sounds like Russia. Sounds like the Spanish Inquisition. That's what they did. They kept going. When Galileo came around, they said, well, it could be true. We don't know, but it's too disruptive. So goodbye. See ya. Yeah. Yeah. Cut him up. I'll watch her. She's...

Oh, shit. I love fat people on vines. Bang. Hilarious. That's always good. Uh-oh. That's not a good sign. That didn't sound hilarious. Well, because it's not okay. Uh-oh. This person, yeah. Femur fracture? Not sure. It doesn't have the actual report. This is a thing that a lot of people don't realize about rope swings is the down force. You need the upper body strength to be able to hold yourself up. And this lady certainly does.

to not have it. I saw a cool guy trying to recreate a pendulum. It was on Instagram. And they had this scientist with a bowling ball and a girl and it's on a pendulum. They take the bowling ball and they release it and it swings back and it comes right back to where it was, like within inches of her nose. And so the cool guy does, I'm going to do that. He takes the bowling ball and does that with it and he comes back and pushes his head through the wall. Yeah.

Because he didn't release it. He didn't. He pushed it. So it went out further. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it came back further. Yeah. Good times. That is. Goddamn. Oh. So bad. You know what's bad about. Oh. Oh.

the cries let you know that it's not okay. What did he do wrong? Because let me see. I just want to look at his form. I mean, it looked like he was doing it. Oh, he didn't. Oh, he just lost it. He just went. Yeah, he lost his.

And those rocks. He landed on rocks. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to go backwards. I mean, ramps can hurt you, man. Of course. Think how many times skateboarders get their concussion. Yeah, exactly. Poor guy. I mean, yeah, it's just terrible. I see Brett Favre lately, by the way, speaking of head injuries. Yeah, he has early onset Parkinson's. But you look at him talking, it's like, oh, that's Joe Biden. It's exact same syndrome. Cognitive.

I don't know about the cognitive, if he's right as far along cognitively, but the face and the speech and all that. Wasn't that totally crazy, though, that we were living? Anything's possible. But in historical terms? Yes. Because, you know, we all have our age and you hear about things from another era. We're living in a time where the president was so clearly...

I mean, out of it. Impaired. Impaired. Had a neurological... Look, this is what I keep telling people. When we teach medical students what is Parkinson's disease or Parkinsonism, which are two different things, we show a video of somebody with that, exactly what he has, and go, look, the mask-like faces, the slowed speech, the difficulty producing speech with word finding, the slowed gait, the festinating gait, everything. Everything's there. The frozenness, his hands are always out here. Parkinsonism. Parkinsonism.

I don't see anything. What are you talking about? Everybody was. And worse, how dare you? You know, he's not your patient. How dare you? No, I don't know what's causing it. I just know that's what that is. Just like if you showed me a rash, I could describe the rash. Sure. Yeah. You know what, though? I think society in the world has always been nutty and we're just noticing. Well, that's an interesting thing. Look at Kennedy was shot. We've had a president assassinated. Do you know that he got strung out on meth?

Kennedy? He liked drugs. You don't know that? He had that horrible back pain that he dealt with. Horrible back pain, which is chronic opiate withdrawal from his opiate addiction. And the Addison's disease, also bullshit because the chronic opiate suppresses the adrenal gland. So all our chronic opiate users look like they have hypotestosterone and hypoadrenalism. That's what they get. Back then, the asshole that was injecting him just goes, oh, you also have Addison's. Let's give you steroids also. Wow. And...

They found, because he was strung out on opioids and fatigued, they gave him methamphetamine. Sweet. And we're full circle again. How good meth is. And he got psychotic. You don't know this story? No, of course. They didn't teach me this in 11th grade. We actually did it in Drunk History. You know Drunk History? Yes, yes. Derek Waters did this historical, he had all the historical documents documenting exactly what had happened.

He had a whole floor of a hotel he was held up in for some reason. The doctor was coming up there and this asshole, my peers never cease to disappoint me. And he got psychotic, threw off all his clothes and did cartwheels down the hall. Screaming about how great he feels, this doctor's a genius, he hasn't felt so good his whole life. And a

enlightened physician came in a psychiatrist a woman came in and said uh you can never see this man again we have to get you landed here this is not good imagine if that had been during the cuban missile crisis holy shit just launch him dude and he and his brother tag-teamed marilyn monroe in malibu did you know this i did know that yeah isn't that that's what's up you're like the only other person that fucking knows it's well documented and there's a tape of it

Thank you. There's a tape? Yes. There's an audio tape. There's a bunch of audio tapes with him with Marilyn. Right? But he and his bro were tag teaming her. Find those audio tapes. She was a sex addict, trauma survivor. She was very traumatized. Poor borderline fucked up. And the little girl voice of a developmental arrest and all this stuff. What's wrong with that? She's the victim. And that, again, borderline.

We started our bullshit then, that we glorified that, glamorized that. That was a sick person. I know. They didn't know that back then. And a drug addict and a sex addict. But also, they used her in Hollywood. She had to sleep her way to get into the movies because that's what they did back then. The casting cast, which they still do now. They do? Well, not in the comedy world. I thought not.

But yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure you fuck. Look at Harvey. He was banging every starlet. But I thought now we've sort of moved. We've finally gotten past that. I don't know. I don't think. I feel like I learned something new about how awful people are. Drew, would you like to see some of Christina's talks?

She's got some videos to show you herself. Are you ready? You try to find that audio if you can. TikToks. Santana.

the folks who made this happen they also had additional free masks and goodie bags for us to take home since masks were required to be on the whole time the theater itself was really nice and clean there were at least four air purifiers and the organizers also disinfected all the seats before we went inside there was also two separate mass break rooms with air purifiers in case folks needed it the movie was really intense but 10 out of 10 this free event was so much fun and i really enjoyed the movie

So, not long ago, we would call that... Mental illness? Yeah. Yeah, it is mental illness. Because this looks like it's about a year old, it looks like. It's still 2023. I just wonder what we did to these people. We did this to them. But I'm seeing people now... Still mask outside. Not only are they masking outside and masking everywhere and washing it, but they're...

They're kind of making it their identity. Oh, yeah. That's what this is. It's a talisman. Is this like PTSD for some of these people? No, no, no.

I haven't really constructed what it is in my head because it's so offensive to me and so troubling. And then I feel bad, like, oh, we did this to these people. Why am I so angry about this? Look, if they want to wear a mask, everybody fucking go do it. What drives me crazy is I don't like irrationality. I don't like it. If you want to wear a mask, get a properly fitting N95, and don't ever take it off...

Ever. Except when you go back home. Yeah. Anything else and you're just, it's all bullshit. It's all performance. It's a performance. So it's a performance. Now you're talking about grandiosity and you're telegraphing and this is your identity that you're projecting onto the world.

It's no different than so many other things. You as a goth person should understand this. Yeah, you're sending messages. But I was a teenager. Right, exactly. Well, she's not kind of young-ish. But it's so odd. It's an identity. But it's just so odd. And they were congratulated for it by a certain population. I've seen it the most every time I go to New York. New York still has a good bit of, like you walk in a store. That is probably PTSD, though. Because those guys, we did traumatize New Yorkers. I mean, for instance, the bodies.

Piling up and the... Do you know why there were those cooler vans for the bodies in New York City hospitals? Do you know why? No. Because they closed down the mortuaries so they couldn't move the bodies out as they normally did. So they had to just sit them there at the hospital and they accumulated. Oh.

Hospitals always have morgues. They always have dead bodies and they move along every day. If you shut down the ability to do that, you got to pile them up somewhere. Wait, can I tell you what's extra gay? Especially during a pandemic, which is harming people. Of course. What's super gay, and this is why I don't like this culture of ultra maskers. If you look at the barcode at the bottom and you can scan that barcode to check for triggers in the film. Oh,

Which is so fucking stupid. Get fucked with your triggers. Well, not only get fucked, we are harming people. It's been now shown without the slightest doubt that exposure is how you improve resiliency and psychiatric symptoms. Thank you.

It's called exposure therapy. Just about anything. Anxiety, OCD, it all responds to exposure. If you isolate, you make people ill. It's the opposite of resilience. It's the opposite of autonomy. Does Tom need some exposure to something? No, because can I tell you what I started doing? Because I have the phobia of vomiting, correct? I've been through therapy, hypnotherapy. You know what I started doing? Watching videos.

And I love it. And now I feel better because I go, oh, that's not so bad. Do you need somebody with you to do it? No, I'm not a fucking pussy. Come on, I need people with me. Wow. I don't need this. And did you have to take it sort of small doses to begin with? No, see, this actually... Okay, I don't like it, but I can hear it. Yeah, you used to be absolutely...

I don't like that, but I'm imagining. I have to see it. If I see it, it actually is better than the sound for me. Like a video of a man. It has to be a man puking. Like a younger man. Yeah. Then you're a younger man. Like a youthful, not like an elderly sick person. Then you're good with the vomit. Yes. If it's a healthy, hearty person, like a drunk puke, I'm like, oh.

Like I was watching people puke on, you know, fucking whatever the shit is that they give these hippies and the yurts and they fucking puke. Ayahuasca. Yeah. And I was like, all right, that's cool. Anyway, I'm doing it. We have an update on Monroe. The Kennedy Monroe tapes were allegedly turned over to LAPD, then destroyed, although many witnesses attest to them having existed. Of course.

The Kennedys killed her or they let her die or whatever. She was drug addict died. But they know he was with the Kennedy fucked her the night she died. But all that was what fucked her up to take more drugs. She had just a classic drug. I know.

I know. And by the way, I don't know why I've gone down this rabbit hole a bit, but I watched an interview with the pathologist that did her autopsy. And he said on the table, he was like, oh my God, what happened to this woman? She looks so deteriorated. This is not the woman that was on the films. Really? Yeah. Deteriorated? Just drugs and alcohol and just fat. Just a mess. Yeah, she was fatty. She was, what, 140 when she died? What a pig. Yeah.

No, but I mean, she just was not what she is. No, she was stunning. She was deteriorated. And it's alcohol really primarily that does that. I don't know. Alcohol's not really a problem. Let's see this next one. He'll tell you. Mom, what are you having for a feed later? Oh, stop it, Samantha. We don't use that language. Bloody beaut day, isn't it? No, stop it. You're not boy. You're going to behave yourself. Do you want to come get a mani-pedi later? My dog's need doing. Oh, my gosh, Samantha. You have never spoken like that before. Just behave.

I love the big smile. It's always, I guess it is. I love nothing more than upsetting my mother, you know? Right. And you know what? We all enjoy it on your behalf. We all were there with you. It is universal. People love. I hated my mom too. So I liked it. Yeah. See how my mom and I would never could never, you could never do that to her. She was that mean. She wouldn't even let you like fuck with her. And no, she was brutal. Yeah. Really? Like what would happen if you try to like wind your mom up?

She started yelling. She had unregulated hostility. Really? Yelling, yelling, yelling. See, now I wish my mom and your mom were alive and they could hang out and we could see who was a bigger...

Wait, is your mom dead? Yeah. Oh, thank God. It's a cool wish. It's funny. We lost our dog recently. I was really broken up. It happened very fast. And I was talking to Corolla and he goes, oh, yeah, I see you're upset. I go, what's worse, your mom or your dog? And I was like, the dog. The dog. By a big margin. 100%. Dude, I think about our dead dog people all the time. But that's the one thing, one favor our mothers did us. Yeah. We didn't have a big grief reaction when they passed.

No, it fucked me up, but different. Different, yeah, different. Not like, I'm so sad, I love you, Mommy. Or I miss you, or I miss them. Because there was nothing for us in those relationships. No, dude, I was sadder when Top Dog, when his father passed. I could cry even talking about him right now. I love him so much. You know what? And I didn't call you through all that, and I apologize. Fucking true. No, I was sort of overwhelmed. We've been thinking about that, talking about it. No, no, but listen, I've been thinking about it. Just kidding.

But I was sort of overwhelmed by it, 'cause you had hinted to me how important he was for you. - Yeah, he was very important. - And I just sort of like, ugh, I don't know if I'd call him. But I heard you and I could imagine what that meant. - No, yeah, it sucks. - We don't know what it's like to lose. - And my dad I had a pretty decent relationship with, but he gave me lots of warning. I mean, he had a, oh my God, so many medical problems. I kept going, here it is. No, here it is, no. Then it didn't go like, okay, here it is. - Yeah, finally.

You bitch. Yeah, sorry. Jesus Christ. Hey, everyone. So I want to talk today about the elephant in the room that women don't like talking about, but we all think about having a bulge. A what? A bulge? Having a bulge doesn't magically make you a man.

Having a bulge doesn't negate your womanhood. A lot of us women still have our bits and pieces. Us women. And that's okay. So I think we really need to start changing the language and discourse around this issue. I like the Harvard dormitory behind her. That is the Harvard dorm. And start normalizing it. Bye, everyone. Bye.

Bye. That's an interesting thought starter. Have you had Nikki, Joe, oh shit. Nikki. Glazer? No, no, no, no. You're talking about Jim Norton. Jim Norton. Nikki Norton in here. Oh, yes. Have you had Nikki in here? No, but I've talked to Jim and know them. She is great. Yes, yes. Lovely. She is funny as fuck and has a clear view of this thing. Yeah. Like really clear headed about it. Well, here's my deal. Is that, because I follow this person on the gram. Mm-hmm.

I'm not sure that they're not trolling us. Oh, really? Because here's why. I will say every trans person I've seen online, like... She'd be able to tell you about it. They grow the hair out and they shave their chest at the very least. Well, the estrogen kind of gets rid of all that too. But then it's like... This person is not on much estrogen if they're on it at all. No.

So, but I mean, who are we to say? Destra is not required to be trans. All it is identifying is whatever. Whatever. And listen, you do you. I'm so... Samesies. I am just all about it. I love them all. And I do like entertaining videos and that was an entertaining video. And that's not a good dress for his body type. I would not do that. That's a hate speech. Hate speech. I could help. Can I tell you something? If I had the time, I would help these...

dress better. By the way, this person was a former contestant on The Bachelorette. Yeah, like I would help them dress for their body type and figure out how to be a woman better because somebody is not helping them. This is not okay. That's probably true and as males, as a

being male a long time, how would you develop that, you know? No, I know. So they need a coach. Like you need a bridge coach, someone to coach you from being a dude to being a woman and be like, dude, this dress is, you look like fucking Snow White. This is too much for you. Yellow is not your color, baby. We got to shave your fucking chest. We got to get you a nice wig. That's what I would do first. Also, this dress just highlights the kind of muscular. Yeah, the masculine features. I would minimize the shoulders with like a blazer, maybe. Yeah.

I'd love you to show me. Oh, I would love to help you. Yeah. You don't advise him. You do. I do for male attire, but we haven't gone into this yet. Oh, you for your, when you're doing your, when he's transitioning, your, your, your, yeah, your dragon to be a believable. Uh huh.

Lady. You would be such a challenge. No. You're very masculine. Body shape. I'm pretty. You're the worst. You're the ugliest woman in the world. That's so rude. That is a challenge. That's hate speech too. Dude, you would be so ugly. Stop. I'd have to like tape your eye bags. Like tape up your eyes. Why? Women can have eye bags? How dare you? No, we can't, babe. That's filler. You got to get that shit filled. You think I can be a beautiful lady? Yes. Oh my God. Don't lie to him, Drew. Why are you lying? How?

How easy a wig would fit too. Perfect. Well that, that, yeah, but your head is enormous. I see lots of trans women with beards these days. So that doesn't strike. I don't think it's cute. I gotta re-fucking scramble this brain to figure shit out. Could I pass as a man? Yes. I could pass as like a fae. Yeah. Keep that shirt on, you'll be fine. Yeah.

How dare you? My hands are cold, shitbag. Okay. Okay. Who's ready to do some Disney Halloween shopping? Check out these ears. Check out these Loungefly Halloween bands. And check out these ears. They actually have a removable bow. Well, this is definitely coming home with me. And this is also a new hat. And I'm going to have to try this shirt on, too. Stitch is the star of this year's Halloween merchandise.

That shirt doesn't fit. Check out these matching Crocs. I'm good. These are Disney adults who like to spend. I know. Yeah. I know. I think there's something going on there. They concern me. You've been to Disneyland? Yeah. You take your kids? Yeah, unfortunately. It's a nightmare. It sucks. And they're also, they actually seem like they're, like when they do these things, you're like, oh, there's some real delusion going on. They're retarded. Yeah.

Do you think she's a little retarded? Yeah. I mean, they're stuck. Yeah. Right? And I like that they have found each other. Oh, God. And that they could find their joy together in this. I mean, people have hobbies. Let me put it to you this way. What is the Disney adult male? What the fuck is happening there? I know. What is that? I don't know.

It all feels to me like trying to resurrect a lost past when there was happiness and now there is not. Something. Yeah. So Drew. A simpler time. But it feels like you're departing. You really are departing from reality. Adulthood. Oh, yeah. And then you see the people who go, oh, this is where I go. There's some people we found every day.

They have a year-long pass, and at some point, they'll go every day. I know. But can you... No kids. But can you kind of relate to the experience of trying to recreate the... Sure, absolutely. It's just that it's like everything with the human experience. When it becomes excessive, that's when you go, all right. There's an obsession. So there's a dating site just for Disney adults? I say that's a good thing. I'm going to call that good. I don't know. Because they are not going to...

find anybody else. You know what I mean? It's going to be a problem. Yeah. And I want them to find people. I want them to find love. Find some love. Yeah.

You don't want to shake them into reality a bit. It won't happen. It won't happen. I do. That is the impulse, right? That's kind of like, you shut it off. We stop it. Come on, let's get a job. Because they probably do have some reasonably good. You think it's a good idea for two arrested adults to get together? I think there's nobody else going to put up with that shit, right? Except another one.

Maybe a desk rat. Or sitting there gratified the same way they want to be gratified. Hold on. What if it's a super hot female Disney adult? Like a hot girl. Does not exist. Does not exist. You find it. No, we saw the fucking website. It doesn't exist. It does not exist. No. It doesn't exist on the other gender. There's no like super. Yeah, there's no Fabio male. No. They're too busy doing their thing. Yeah, they're getting pussy. In reality. Right. Right.

This is the reason I only change my pad once a week. A lot of people change their pads every hour or whenever they go to the bathroom. And honestly, I think it's a waste of money because pads are super expensive and they should be free.

It should be free. This is why I only change my pad once a week because I keep this long, thick-ass pad. It holds so much that I don't need to change it at all. I don't need to change it. It's one of those extra heavy overnight pads, and they absorb everything. They have good absorption. Absorption? Absorption. Yeah. Once a week, Drew. Why did she repeat absorption? Because she didn't say the word right. She said absorption. Okay.

Good on her. You tell me. No. Hygienic? It's not hygienic. It's got a smell. Got a smell from a distance. I bet there's dogs coming up to her door. And she definitely doesn't have heavy flows. Definitely. She's a light flow. Are you sure? Yes. How come? Because she would not have clothing after a couple of days. That's true. She would be all stained up and be unable to get it out. What about infection? I mean, dead blood on your... But she's not putting it...

In her cage. You're right. It's just something sitting outside. What about a yeasty? I mean, that can... It can, but she's clearly not getting that. It doesn't affect... The vaginal ecosystem is complicated, right? Everyone's different. They're all different. Her vag is nasty. Her vag is fine. No, I don't... And can handle. I mean, you wouldn't want to come... I mean...

If you were out on a date and that's what you came upon, maybe that's her goal. Maybe she doesn't want to, you know, that's a repellent. And there's also some guy that really likes that, too. There's some guy out there that loves that. I would not have believed that were it not for the education I've had here as your mom. Thank you.

And I've tried to show you things. But Drew, can you just do a public service announcement? Yes, don't do that. Change regularly. I saw toxic shock like crazy back in the 80s. And that's from tampons that are not taken out. We've got a couple of heavy videos to show. Hold on. Hold on. Tell women how long can they leave a tampon in?

I mean, it depends on your flow and stuff. You don't want to leave in all day if you're going to possibly... All day meaning 24 hours, even 12 hours. It's like four to... Four to eight. Yes. And again, if you're heavy, you want to change frequently. Just change them. But if you get...

they get stuck up there all the time. Maybe I need to enlighten you guys about this. Not in my puss, puss. So if you wonder if it's up there or not, it probably is. Uh, and do some work. You have to squat down and push hard and put your hand up there. You have to look really fish around because those left behind are the ones that do the damage.

Those child left behind. Us non-monogamous people are incredibly diverse. What kind of people? Hi, we're Decolonize in Love. I'm Millie, a Kenyan writer who is solo polyamorous, a relationship anarchist, non-binary, gender fluid, and pansexual. Holy shit, that's a lot. And I live in Toronto with my nested partner. And hi, I'm Nick. I work in healthcare and I'm from Quebec.

I'm an egalitarian polyamorous straight and cisgender. No, you're not straight. You're not straight. Definitely not straight. No, you're not. No, you're not.

That's cool. Whoa, I like her. Yes, you are. Nice. I like her the best. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah.

I am Roy Graff from Open Relating. I'm a relationship coach and counselor from London, UK. And I'm... He gives you the most praise, right? Mostly straight cis man. Cheers. Mostly straight. Hi, I'm Laura. How fucking long is this thing? I'm a solo polyamorous relationship anarchist. She's an anarchist. I'm an author, educator, and mother. I'm American and Brazilian. Okay. So...

What's a relationship anarchist? I guess fucking up relationships. But yet they're still in relationship with each other. And I just want to know the history, you know, the upbringing history. Good for them, whatever. I'm not, you know, whatever. I do like her jacket. It's good. If people want to do whatever, I'm all in. I don't understand the applies to anarchist principle to a relationship. Okay. I just don't understand the need to declare. Yeah. But let's declare each of ours just so we see if we can do it.

Hold on. Relationship anarchy. Yeah. And does it fit with who we're actually doing?

Right. Right? You and I are relationship anarchists. I know it. Anarchists for sure. Hold on. But relationship anarchy, it's based on the idea that relationships should be free of rules that aren't agreed upon by all parties involved. I told you. So you fuck people up, it's on you. It's on you, yeah. See, that's Tom and I. We don't care about who we hurt, who we harm, how we harm them, because we're anarchists, man. We don't give a fuck about shit. They just like to fuck. I've been single for almost 10 years.

What about you? He needs to join. He needs to join that other group. Yeah. The relationship anarchist and the people that don't give a fuck because. That's true. He should. Yes. And he'll get laid at least. And look, if people want to do that, I'm good. Yeah. Is it good to be out of relationships for that long?

Is it good to be out of relationships for that? You mean so like this guy? No, not to be alone. That's alone. But the other guys are alone too in their own weird way, right? Right. Interesting. And so the question is, is it good never to be intimate? That's the question. Because to be intimate, you have to have stability and trust and safety and all these things that people have to have if you're going to be intimate. If you...

feel intimacy is somehow dangerous or not a part of your life. We used to call that an intimacy disorder and we used to call this other stuff sex addiction. Yeah. Until it makes you not happy. That's what I pray to Bert too, right? What I always tell you, like he's going to have to find it on his own. Eventually he will get to a point where he wants to change, but we can't make him change. Right. It doesn't last forever. Imagine those people. Imagine some of those people at age 75. Yeah.

Imagine Bert at 75. Well, he won't be there. I don't think so. He won't be around. I don't think so either. But these people will be, and they'll be kind of alone, and they won't know necessarily how to be intimate or how to feel the relationship or what their words are not. Maybe they will. I don't know, but up to them. Or they'll find Jesus.

Now, why do you say that? Because that's interesting. Because I know people that, yeah, you live it hard in your 20s and then you wake up sometime in your 30s and you go, that wasn't for me. This isn't a long-term thing. It feels empty. So do you have something really cool to show him or no? Uh-oh. We haven't seen really cool stuff yet.

Why this insistence on everybody knowing what makes you cum and how you fuck? It's so weird. It is so weird. Why do we have to know? I mean, why? I don't want to know. Part of me goes, God, when I hear how gay men used to have to suffer and hide and get arrested and beat and all this crazy shit, I feel like, okay, I get why the men that went through that have to

say, hey, now it's my turn to tell you what I'm doing. The actual guys that, like George Takei, that experienced that stuff, I want you on every mountaintop talking about who you are now and what you had to go through.

But the young men that grow up now, why do we have to know everything? I don't know. Are people beating up polyamorous people? I'll tell you what I think when people do that. No one cares. They're anticipating a reaction, but what they are really hoping for, and they don't say this, is that it will elicit...

some type of arousal reaction to somebody. In other words, they say, this is what makes me cum, and there's a part of the brain that goes, someone's gonna go, oh, cool. - Like, I'll help you with that? - Yeah, I think that's what men are doing. - So it's a dating technique. - I think it is. And it's disguised. - Yeah, yeah. - People disguise those things. - Men will do anything. - Yeah. - Yeah. But what about the women that have to, like the one in the food cabinet there?

That's more of like... I'm an independent woman. I'm my own person. Yeah, yeah, it's feminism. What's up, guys? Look at this. Nice, sparkly glitter polo shirt. I got it in red. Look, see? You can get it in the TikTok shop. They have actually six followers. And up to 3XL. You should get one. And get one right now. I mean, it's comfy.

And sparkly. It is. And it's not heavy. No, it's not. Imagine being with white lights spinning like your own personal disco ball. He's got the fan. He's got everything going. Very cool. Thank you for showing us that. Imagine that guy at 22. Oh. Yeah. Cool. Very cool. Yeah. But I think I prefer the couple in the food closet. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Because at least they're getting laid. Anything? Here you go. Drew. Uh-oh.

Oh, my God. So he's doing lat work. See? I see. He's pulling in, doing pull-ins. But look where it's... But what's coming up? What's going in? It's a... Something going in his ass. Yeah, it's protruding out of his abdomen.

Is that his colon? Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So the device is hooked up. So he does pull. He does the pull in. He gets the lat pull in. What's the matter, Christina? I forgot about this clip. The dildo is going. It's like glued to the. It's mounted to it. And then it's protruding out of his abdomen. Go ahead and hit play again. Look how. Look at his stomach. Watch his stomach. Oh, there it is. I missed that part.

That's a big dildo. It's really big. Yeah. That can't be good for your intestines or your... No, and see, in order to even do that, he's having... I don't like that. It could be hurting a little. I mean, remember, what was that dude that got... The horse? Yes, Mr... Mr. Hands. Mr. Hands.

You perforate the colon, no problem. You can, yeah. No problem. And you're dead. And then he dies. Now, isn't this the stuff I was talking about you did when you did the live thing with Rogan? Yeah, I think so. Oh, yeah, this was it. This was the actual video that made my wife's tits hurt, she said. I was laughing so hard at her having a reaction to that. And that is complete. I just see surgery when I see that. Yeah, of course. You need surgery. Yikes, mommy. You're going to need surgery.

Yikes, mommy. But good on you. Whatever you're into. Whatever you're into. All right. Yikes, mommy. There's people screaming in the studio. Not if it hurts you. Oh, there's people screaming in the studio. Oh, they've never seen this before? No. Young, sweet. Anything else? Yes. Listen. You can take this down. Even in the state of Texas, whoever... He's got some warts. Is that warts? Yeah.

That's what that looks like. That's not good. That could even be syphilis, too, by the way. Sometimes syphilis does shit like that. Yeah, see, the boys presented me all this stuff. Oh, they did? Oh, yeah. So I've been exposed to all this. It's called sounding. Yeah. It's called sounding. Uh-oh. What happened? He held a firewood. Oh, his hands went out. Yeah. He was probably drinking. Oh, he's drinking. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's all right. He's cool. He's okay.

Okay, all I can think about is how do I make sure my sons never do this shit? Oh boy. This one you gotta watch. This is interesting. I don't want it. I don't want this anymore. Hold on, let him do this. What's he putting in his eye? Why is he injecting this? Just to... To be cool? Yeah. Or is he... Tom Arnold told me an interesting story about him. He's telling you how to do this at home. Yeah, but what's he... But why is he doing it? Well... Do we know?

Is there more of that one? Yeah. Oh, he's got that, like, growth. And he wants to... I think he's just trying to... Drain it? I think he caused that by putting the needle in before. I wish I spoke some Russian. Do you speak any Russian? No, but, you know, the thing is... They're hardcore. It's getting better. Oh, bigger needle. Bigger needle. Well, he's gonna... Okay, we're done.

You think he's okay? I think he's had an operation. Oh, my God. So Tom Arnold told me he wanted to do that when he was starting out on cocaine.

Really? Yeah. Really? Maybe this guy's on cocaine? Did he have cocaine in Russia? No, because he was so psychotic, he said he was talking to the guys across the mirror, and the mirror was telling him that he had to go take the sclera and cut it off. Okay, that's fine. We don't need to talk about it. And they broke in on him right then and took him to treatment. Really? Thankfully, yeah.

He didn't get this far with it. Well, that's a cool video and that's a good one to go out on. Dr. Drew. Wait, we didn't talk about Christina's stuff. What happened? Oh, she hasn't been through shit. I had Invisalign and I just got them taken off. Dude, you went through a lot. Thank you. Yeah. Wow. Having those scraped off your fucking teeth. Yeah.

worse than anything worse than tits being removed I'm in radiation I don't know if you're aware hold on I'm listening to Tom wear a retainer every night now what a torture it sucks but when they scrape it off they have suction drills and you can feel the pain shooting up your nerves it's horrible I

I have radiation in my body right now. I'm being poisoned. But a lot of people who haven't been, I feel like if you haven't been through Invisalign, you don't really have any place to fucking speak about it. Okay. About anything. Not really. Yeah. That's the worst. We've both been through stuff. And I have to get my boobs reconstructed in the new year. That'll be fun. I might have to do another Invisalign in the future. Really? Probably. Oh, dude, I'm so sorry. Thank you. All right.

He's currently the chief patient officer at the Wellness Company, and he hosts Ask Dr. Drew. Don't forget to subscribe on Rumble. It's different than this show. It's different. It's different, but it's good to be back here and to be back. We love you, Dr. Drew. I'm familiar with this feeling. We love you very much. It feels good. Well, it feels familiar. I'm not good, but I'm happy to... Oh, again, like I said, always a gift. Why I made you the gift. Thank you, as always, for coming in. We miss you. We're so glad you're back. We miss you guys. Thank you. Bye, guys. Bye. Bye.

I'm whispering a little bit because my woman is sleeping. These are three day worn panties. Erection achieved. Erection fucking edged. This is giving me a boner. This is giving me a boner. A 19 year old girl. Very asshole. Pussy. Teenage panties. And I also paid extra for her. Not to wipe.

Cause I'm monopolizing her vagina. Right? She's gonna be mixed with piss. Mixed with fucking teenage pussy juice. Alright, let's give it a whiff. Erection achieved. Erection achieved. Erection fucking achieved. This is giving me a boner. This is giving me a boner. Oh, that is pungent. You can smell some shit.

that was not wiped. Her panties have a very similar smell, pungent and nasty. This is avid boys. I paid extra for the three days of wearing. I never tipped women. 'Cause I felt like I was the tip. Let's give it a whiff. Erection achieved. Erection fucking achieved. This is giving me a boner right now.

This is giving me a boner right now.