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- The You Should Know Podcast. - What, what? Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 51. Applause, please, give it to me. It sounds, it sounds, okay, yep. We got a lot of people here today. We got a lot of people here. It sounds like a bunch of, it sounds like a bunch of locusts flew into the studio, had an invasion. Guys, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 51.

This is my favorite part of the week. I get to sit down here on the couch with my best friend, talk to the best fan base in the world, but if you're new here, if you haven't already, you look below, you see that subscribe button, is it pressed? You're wrong. If you look even more below there, you see that comment section, is it filled with your name? Guess what? Even more. Go and fill that out. Get your good karma. Guys, we just want to say thank you. Thank you so much for all the love that you have been giving us. We're about to hit

100,000 subscribers on the YouTube channel. RANDOM PLUS ROWS GETTING 100,000 SUBSCRIBERS ON THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

There was no, like, oh my god, another clapper down. That's like the fourth one that we've lost. It's okay, we got a bag full of 100. Thanks to you guys that sent it in the P.O. Box. P.O. Box is linked below. We're about to hit 100,000 subscribers here on the YouTube channel. We are so excited. We are so thankful for you guys. This has been a milestone that we have been working for for so long, and we're almost there. So, if you're grandmoms, you're unkies, you're papas...

Don't have a YouTube channel, but if they have an email, go and sign them up for a YouTube channel. Tell them to hit that subscribe button and join the You Should Know family, the best family on YouTube. We also have another big announcement. On the Spotify charts this week, we were ranked 16 overall in the world. Round of applause for being the 16th podcast in the world.

Also, it doesn't just stop there. We are number four ranked podcast on Spotify in the comedy division. It goes Joe Rogan, Call Her Daddy, Theo Vaughn, Me and Cam, the You Should Know podcast. And that is thanks to you. So round of applause for number four.

We're so thankful for you. Hey, this is to the audio listeners right now. I'm whispering into your earlobes, whether you're in your car, you're working out, you're reading a little book while you're listening to this. I just want to say thank you so much for listening to us. I know the podcast is a different experience audibly. You don't know what we're doing. It leaves a lot of room for imagination. But thank you so much for tuning in every single week over on Spotify. We love you so much. And shout out to everybody.

that has added co-host KMNI on Snapchat. The link is in the description below. I see that y'all are loving that extra content. We're putting out stuff every week, sometimes multiple times a week. The Snapchat show is popping off. We got thousands of new subscribers over there on Snapchat, so go add us on Snapchat. Shout out to the Koala Club. This week on the Koala Club, we got episode three,

of 10 minute talks with Mama Liv. She killed it this week. Round of applause for episode three of 10 minute talks with Mama Liv. That was Mama Liv. Yeah, we gotta show some love to Mama Liv. She's killing it over there. That is y'all's favorite thing right now over on the Koala Club. So we're gonna keep it and we're gonna keep adding stuff to it since y'all love it so much. We got more ideas. Mama Liv might even get her own set for her 10 minute talks with Mama Liv.

Also this week on the Koala Club, we are doing an extended episode to this episode right now. So at the end of this, after this hour-long episode, you're like, I want more. Guess what? Go over to the Koala Club.

You'll get an extended episode, not just with me and co-host Cam. Oh, no, no. We're going to have Mama Liv join us on the couch, and you know how crazy that gets. And maybe we might have a little Ashlyn pop up. Oh, you know things might get a little wild when Ashlyn gets in here. So join the quality club you haven't already. Also, guys, we were on the Opinionated podcast this week. That will be linked in the description below. If y'all want to know about the business side of us, go to

Cam says some wild stuff on that podcast at the at the very end of it. You got to go watch the whole thing. You know what to go leave in their comment section. Go flood them with some diamonds. I love you guys so so so so much. Oh also sorry sorry sorry shout out to the discord fam. We had 6,000 members on the discord. Round of applause for 6,000 members in the discord.

I love y'all so, so much. Shout out to the watch party that's watching right now about to make a lot of jokes about me, make memes, and always side with Cam. I'm the Discord fam. We love Cam. Make fun of Peyton. It's all right. I love you guys too.

We got co-host Cam in the building. It's going to be a fantastic episode. I love y'all so much. Seriously, this past week has been insane with the Spotify charts, with almost hitting 100,000 subscribers here on the YouTube channel. Me and Cam can't form the words to express how thankful we are for y'all because without y'all,

uh there would be no podcast we are not naive uh in knowing that y'all are the reason that we are able to do the certain things that we do so thank you so much i love you i love you i love you and to those that look for this podcast to escape something that's going on i want you to take this hour out of your week escape everything work family boyfriends girlfriends

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P-S-H at manscaped.com. That's 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com. And use our code P-S-H. Always use the right tools for the job with Manscaped. The You Should Know Podcast. We are Ghost Camp. Hang on, man. Let's dig away. Whoa, Cam. Go, Cam. Go, Cam. Go, Cam. Go, Cam. All right. Go, hips. Go, hips. Cam, we're number four on Spotify right now. They don't know what's going on.

My dog, we got Carlos Cam back in the studio! Round of applause for Carlos Cam for the first time. Yeah! Nate? How you feeling, bud? I'm so happy to see you. I feel like I haven't seen you since the Pendergrudy Award of 1836. Let's do it backwards. Let's do it. Oh, I'd like that. We should add that. That could be cool. That should be our thing. It could be. You look good. You...

You look good too. I don't smell fresh though. No, you don't. It's... You're secreting fear again. Well, if you were to give a term to what I smell like, what would it be? Fear. Fear, garbage disposal, maybe recess? Like a little outdoor play? That's what I was thinking. A little playground. Yeah. Like mulch. Yeah, like third grade recess. Like swing set. Like wood chips. Yeah, like monkey bars. You smell like monkey bars. It's alright though. Thank you, bro. But...

I'm gonna piggyback off something you just said. Why do you only slap my foot? Because your foot's always there. So I always have to slap. I can't reach anything else. I don't want to hit Trigone. He doesn't deserve it. Sometimes he does it. What? Oh, it's part of my... Matter of fact, what is it a part of? You want to say it? Huh? You want to get... All right, shut your mouth. Sorry. So, that was rude. I'm sorry. I'm going to piggyback off something that Uncle P said. We're very humble individuals. We truly are. If you know us...

You absolutely know that. That is a big thing. We are never one to just be like, extremely humble men. I got to toot the horn. Toot it. I got to just one. Louder. I like that bigger truck. I'm going to toot that horn. So here we go. I'm tooting the horn. That was a pretty accurate one. I'm about to throw up. You shouldn't throw up. We had a milestone this past week. We absolutely had a milestone. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

And it's nothing to do with us. That's the best part about it. It is all because of you. And we say this at the end of every single episode and you might think, "Oh, it's just a part of their outro. Ooh, they're supposed to say it." No, we say it. First off, we say whatever we want because we're allowed to. So we choose to say this every single week. We choose to say this every single week.

And we mean it from the bottom of our pits. We mean it from the bottom of our sentient being souls that we love you. We love you so much. With all that being said, because of y'all, we broke top 20 in the United States of America for podcasts on Spotify. We broke top five in the United States of America for comedy podcasts. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. On Spotify. And it is just, it's unbelievable. It's an amazing milestone. Again, y'all deserve all the credit. Yep.

We physically could not have been there or done that without y'all. So, it's a huge thank you, but it does feel really good. It feels really great to say that, and we're just going to keep going. We're going to keep doing what y'all love. I'm going to give all y'all a good old smooch. I'm going to give all y'all a good old smooch on the cheek. Big kisses coming to y'all. But yeah, I just had to say that. I think my nose is bleeding.

You know what I think? I think that's a very nice t-shirt. It is extremely blue. Oh, thank you! This is my friend Grace Sorensen. She's a singer. She gave it to me. That is her! Yes, yes, yes. Photos of her. I don't like photos. I'm so sorry, Grace. But yeah, her new single, Digits, just came out with Magna Carta. She's great. She's going to be a superstar. Magna Carta, Holy Grail?

Holy Grail. Why do you always do that? You're a sicko. But enough of the lovey-dovey, sobby stuff. We just love you so much. Yes, we are very thankful for you guys. We love you with everything in our soul. You just spit on them. Cam, how was your week? What did you do this week? How did you feel? I don't really care because I want to talk about my week. Is that okay? Cam? Yeah.

It's alright. My week was like a four. It was like a four and a half out of ten. The only reason that being, I had to make a journey to my barber almost middle of the night Thursday. We got to cuddle though. We didn't cuddle, but it was just a journey. I mean, I felt like Samwise Games, he's just helping Frodo go to Mordor. But you don't know because you're an uncultured swine. Anyway.

Yeah, but outside of that, the rest of the week was good. I'm kidding. We never have four and a halfs. You know, we have four and a half times two. Quick math. What is that? Talk to me. Nine. Nine out of ten weeks. What about you, buddy? I would say I had a ten out of ten week. You know why? Friend of the show, Miles O'Neal. Why does that last name sound familiar? Does his father play sport? Tennis maybe? Not anymore. Golf? Not anymore. Oh, wait.

Yeah, his dad is one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Shout out Miles. Shout out to Miles. He's a friend of the show. He watches all the podcasts. Big shout out, Miles. So he was in Dallas this past week because he's a DJ, a fantastic DJ. And I'm so upset I missed it.

I know, it's alright. He's a fantastic DJ. When we go to Vegas this summer, he has a little show out there. Not little at all, actually. Quite large. He's a fantastic DJ. He invited me and Cozcan prior obligations. I wasn't in the state. I wasn't allowed to go. I shed a couple tears. So we went. I met a lot of you guys there. A bunch of the Uchano family at his show. He makes it up real well. Miles...

Great dude. But then, I was tired. I'm an old man. He got done with his set about 11 p.m. Time for bedtime for Peyton. Oh, yeah. The show was about 40 minutes from my apartment. I drove there. As one does. Miles is where he was staying that night was by where I live. Oh, so you... What was that? Y'all, you, Miles...

Yes, and why are we top 20 on Spotify? I don't know. We're playing games. Yeah, like solitaire? Not solitaire. Charades. That's where you can't talk, right? What? Charades is where you don't talk. You do stuff like this. What's Simon Says then? That's a completely different game. Okay, then. Completely different game. Then which one's that? You talk in that one. Matter of fact, here we go. Okay. Simon Says, make a circle with your hand like this. Okay? Yeah. Simon Says, keep shaking it. Stop shaking it.

Yeah. Simon says, put it on your chin.

Your chin's right here. Why would you play me like that? Because that's proof that people listen to what you do, not what you say. Can you physically listen to what somebody does, though? Yep. People follow what you do, not what you say. Okay, but you said listen. I said put it on your chin, you put it on your chin. Your mic goes to your chest a lot. I said put it on your chin. So people are like... You said right here. So anyway, Miles was like, hey, Peyton, can I ride with you back to...

to our area where my hotel is 'cause it's right by your apartment. I said, "Miles, I would love to accompany you in my vehicle." But as we all know on the You Should Know podcast. - Yeah, my Jeep resembles a graveyard and it's very dirty. There actually might be a shovel or a hoe in the back. I don't know what gardening work you do. It's a real term. It's a real term, buddy. Watch it.

shovel or hoe in the back. There's always dirt. So it's like, I don't know if you landscape on the side. - No. - But then why does your Jeep, why is it disgusting? - Okay, no, honestly, I don't know what, I went to try to clean it out the other day and I had like a whole wardrobe in the back.

I don't know how that got there though, because I don't... I guarantee two articles of clothing belong to me. Guaranteed. I absolutely guarantee it. There were some draws in there. Some of my panties were lying in the back. Like, it was real... It was real nasty. And you know how I get sushi every day? Yeah. There was a two-month-old sushi roll in the bag. Oh. It didn't smell, though. Didn't smell. But it was real hard. That thing probably resurrected and it was trying to find water. Talking about it didn't smell. That thing was trying to find a body of water. Live its second life. Yeah. Yeah.

So Miles, I was like, we were going up to the parking garage and I was all for it. And I was like, oh, this is cool. We get to spend some time together in a car ride. That's where I thrive. I can speak in a car and I don't have to look at you in the eyes because I'll panic if I have to look at you in the eyes. So I can just look forward and talk. And speak at the same time and give an occasional, yeah, all right. The peak. That's my go-to. But as we were approaching my vehicle,

I realized dirt in my car. Always. Real nasty. Always and forever. But not only was Miles in my car, the two promoters that put on the show were following behind us. So now there was three individuals I don't have a real relationship with. Two of them, complete strangers. I was like, alright, can y'all wait here and let me move around some things, throw it in the trunk. I actually got a flat tire. Give me ten minutes. It pans to you. You're like...

Scooping dirt out, throwing the fish back in the pond. So Miles was like, oh, I've seen the podcast. I know already, bro. It's fine. And I was like, it's not fine. It's not. Don't patronize me. It's disgusting. But he was like, okay, bro, I'll just wait. So he stood about 20 feet back. Great man. The other two individuals that I didn't know, to hell with my instructions. They just beelined straight to my back seat and they opened the door. The first thing that this stranger said to me was, oh, man.

You're in my car. This oh man nonsense needs to stick to your mouth hole. Not out in the atmosphere. Don't put that in the environment. Like I already have low self-esteem and confidence. Very low. And that took everything out of me. And so once they just got in my car, Miles was like, well, might as well just get in. And Miles goes, it's not that bad. I wouldn't say it's clean. Oh, it's not. No, it's not.

Unless you get a professional detail, that's when your car will be clean. No matter what you think you can do with your skills and talents, it's not a clean car. No, Mama Liv is sick too. Her car guaranteed is always dirtier than mine. Should that ever happen? Should that ever happen? I know that might be stereotypical, but like,

Women are known their cars like you know it smells good Yeah, there might be like a pair of like slippers or like booties in the backseat, but like that's it. That's it right What's a booty booties a little shoe little heel at the bottom? Okay? It's like not a fool. Not like Cinderella. Yeah, I was just requesting information okay Her car is disgusting as well. It's nowhere near yours hers is gross If your car was as gross as mine we would have to have a conversation like are you okay? But yeah, we drove we drove we drove to the we drove and

And then whenever we drove, when we got there after we drove, Miles said, we're going to go to a Lost Kings concert. And I said, never heard of that, but I would love to go. Why are they lost? Can we get them a map? Yeah, we should help them. Yeah. So come to find out, it's an EDM show, a rave as they like to say. All that get on the ground. People like this.

- Just giving it their all. - We went through a back entrance, not because of my any stature, because of Miles. They were like, "Oh, that's Miles? "Come on, and you're his what?" - Who's this tall Slenderman with you? Who's this guy? - No, Miles literally introduced me as his cousin to get me into places. Great guy. - Good, gosh, Miles, you're just-- - No, he's a great guy. And he introduced me, he's really nice. And one thing about Miles, he introduces himself to everybody. Any room we went in, there's a desk person, he'd be like, "Miles."

I was like, I need to start doing that. Great, great guy. Shout out to Miles. I'm still upset that I couldn't go. I'm so sorry. We'll see you soon. But anyway, we were at the rave, right? And I, you know, I like all kinds of music. And so I didn't think that this would be my scene. But when we got there, I was feeling it. And we were on the top rafter and I could see the whole crowd. And I was just like...

I was getting into the music. They played a weekend remix. Almost got naked up there. It was so nice. But speaking of naked, as I looked down into the crowd, there was a man, right? And he...

Didn't have a shirt on. Okay. And he was like a jolly fellow. Like he just was like very, like his aura was just illuminating the room. Not only that, he had on glasses. I like that. You can't see as can't I. And he had a Mario hat on. Where are your glasses? Excuse me? Where are your glasses? In my eyes. Ooh, my name's Cam. I got LASIK. Ooh, I never got LASIK. I just didn't need help to see.

Ooh, my nays came, I was born with gifts and talents and a big ass head. But anyway, I lock eyes with, like I couldn't even pay attention to the show, I'm just watching this guy just go crazy, he's doing his thing. He locks eyes with me and he points at me and I pointed him. I thought we were just matching energy.

He watches the videos. He is a part of the You Should Know family. And I was like, this is like a dream come true. I met him after, I think his name is TJ or BJ. I know it's one of the... You got the J. Great guy. Shout out to Miles O'Neal. That's how my week went. Yeah. How's your week go? I already answered. Cool. So you don't listen. Ha.

That hurts. I've had this real inkling recently to do a laser tag, but I don't like laser tag. We're a very large target. That's the thing! We're very large. Very large. It's really unfair, honestly, because all the little things to duck, we can duck and our back is just out and they're just like... Do you ever get... Go back to the reload station. You've been tagged. It's like, what the hell? Do you ever get panic attacks in there?

No. You never got a panic attack? I just have fun. I sweat a lot because it's really warm, but I just have fun. But it's just the darkness and all you- AHH! GET AWAY! And I'm just like- *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft* *pfft*

You're waiting. And then the headquarters, they've been breached. Go. And then after it, when they print out the thing, you're the one that wants to compare. I 100% have the highest score and I check my score and I flaunt it. I walk out with that paper like this. You're the kind of kid. I'll hold that paper. You're the kind of kid. I taped it on my chest once. We had to. It was a young birthday party and it was like a thing. Everyone put their scores, but then we taped it. Why didn't you just hold it?

Were you like, "I'm a kid, I'm gonna go play other games." Why would you tape it? Like, did that count as points to other games? No, we were just flaunting what we did. You were the kind of kid that would like beg his parents to like face paint him in camo before later. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Face painting camo? A bloody hand across like I'm a Uruk-hai for Sauron's armies? No. I simply just went in there and I was just, I was just ready.

Was ready to compete the fact that your hips move that whole couch to see you're doing something you're doing something again You're gonna get struck. So you keep trying to throw these in there. I see what you're doing. Yeah, it's not Okay, okay, can we clear the air can you clear your mouth?

We clear quickly quickly the air real quick There's so much spit, but you know the spit gets into the back cavities It does gets into your sinuses, but can we clear the air last week? I pulled a little prank on you. No bullshit. I it really was dude I thought the fans would enjoy that bit because we've already done it once and

And honestly, can I say something? I was fully intending on doing that gummy bear. Shut up. I promise you. Cam, Cam, dude. Cam, scouts honor. Payton, scouts honor. Dude. What is this, Hunger Games? I smell like mulch. No, you smell like playground. He had zero, zero, zero intent of doing that. How can you tell me what my intent is though? Because you would crumble if you ate that. But I wanted to. You would absolutely die. I would do whatever for them.

And I was planning on doing that, but... Do it. I'll buy one. No. Oh!

Well, you're how that works. But in the last second, in the last second, I was like, this wouldn't be a good business decision for my health. Oh, in the last second, I decided to take my pre-cut red gummy bear, which means I clearly thought about this and anticipated fooling him. Are you nuts or dumb and dumb and nuts and dumb and stupid? Are you both of those or three of them? Where'd you get that red gummy bear? It was the same red gummy bear. You saw me cut it in front of you. You said I had no culinary arts skills. You had another half of the gummy bear planted. Are you dumb?

You still don't know how I did it! I still don't know! You had- you showed me another half. Wait, you didn't have another half? No. It was called the- Damn, you're good. It's called the French drop. It's called the French drop. You do it and you're hurting me. Cam, you're hurting me. It's called the French drop. Basically, when you get something, you do the- I don't want to know how you bamboozled me. Okay. Screw you. Okay, but can you tell them that you appreciate me? I hated every second of that. It pained my physical existence. Ow! Ow!

My panties is just in me right now like that suffocating the uterus No, I hated every single second of that gummy bear and for the for any viewers that know heats and you know the scale So there's a scofield level, right? I said it when I ate it, right? But after I came back to fruition and I was like, you know, i'm back in normal life. I'm not in the shadow realm anymore I was like dude that was way hotter than the chip. Let me look

So Lil Nitro, 9 million Scofield level. We heard. The one chip challenge, 2.2.

I consumed something that was four times hotter than the one chip challenge. But you know what I don't like about you? You didn't do either one. You know what I don't like about you? Is whenever we're out doing salsa, chips, and it, salsa, every time you're like, I eat it and it's too spicy. Ooh, you're weak pain. You should go, you should go do some. Because that is salsa. There might be one, two jalapenos in it. All right, since you're the spice master cam, how about you just enjoy the nine million scofill? You know what I mean?

I'm sorry. Thank you. I'll publicly say it. I'm sorry. That hand was just in my crotch. Smell your hand. You're a freak. I'm not smelling nothing. Here. Oh, don't do that to that. Why would you do that to that? Yeah, I'm sorry. Shut up. Yeah, it sucked real bad. It really sucked. My pants are like riding up every time I move. Oh, your panties are in you. No, my pants are riding up my leg. Can I tell you about the time I gave a school computer a virus? You know what I mean? I don't.

Anything that should be able to give a virus should be blocked already. So they had very very bad antivirus protection. No, we figured out what a firewall was. And so I breached it. Yeah, I breached the firewall. Oops, no, no, no, you swallowed it. I saw it. I saw you swallow it. I saw you swallow it. I saw you swallow it. Do we have water? Is there water in that fridge? I know I got up. I got an energy drink. Drink something now. No, no, you're fine. You're fine. Is there you have to drink something?

Oh, why don't you give me a smooch? Oh, so I can have a mucus breath? Mucus boy tongue? That's disgusting. So, yeah, I gave a school computer a virus. So, I've never been one to really enjoy work at school. That's why I dropped out. I wouldn't recommend it, but I did it. So, whenever we went to the computer... Did you have computer labs at your school? Yeah, 100%. It was the greatest thing ever. Your school was very richety up private school, so I thought they had like iPads. Your high school is literally better than mine. Are you not...

Yeah, you spit. And I'm not nuts. His spit is on Dragone's head. Your high school is better than mine. Cam, you have a stuffed wolf at the entrance of your school. Because we were the Lobos. Yeah. We are the Lobos. Oh, we are the Lobos. I still wear my letter, man.

My name is Cam. I wear my letterman to the club without my patches. You know, fun fact, I never even wore my letterman one day to school. You bought a class ring? No, I didn't. Me neither. My mom wanted me to. I was like, why? Were they like $600? I think ours were like three sentences that shows.

Inflation. But anyway. No, we couldn't afford it. I went to the school computer lab, and we were supposed to do work, like study bibliography, mybibliography.com. One of those. My Bibliotheca. Yeah, something like that. Easybib.com. That's the one, easybib.com. Oh, I miss those days. But I would just go on computer games. But I didn't want to go to math. No, no, that was for the losers. He's done it again. No, I would do NFL Rush, where it was like a punt return, and you would just do the thing. Oh, my God.

Come on, dog. That's my crotch hand. So I would do that, but then it got hacked or something. They tried to take the website down, but I found an alternative, which is like a knockoff game. And so here's one of those. You click on the website, then another tab pops up. You got to click out of the tab. You know what I mean? It sends up an advertisement. You got to click out of it. Yeah, those definitely throw viruses. Yeah, so it was viruses on my thing. And so when I got back to the original website, there was a pretty woman, and it was like, Cynthia is five miles away from me. And I was like, oh, is she? And I clicked on it. I was just a boy.

Just a young little lost boy. I was just interested. I was like, she's five miles away? Cynthia, five miles is close, right? I was like, I can walk. We can go right now. I'm in sixth period right now. Yeah, that was the first time. Cynthia! That's when I gave school virus. That's sick. Yeah, I got in trouble. They definitely saw that it was on your username while you were locked in. Oh, 100%. We had a conversation. You definitely probably had ISS. No, no, no. I didn't go to ISS for that. I had ISS for something else, but we'll talk about that later. What did you have ISS for? We'll talk about that later.

Why not right now? Because it's embarrassing. So say it. The first time I got ISS in school is because I bit a kid's shoulder. He started to bleed. You are a, you're a, you're a predator. You are a freak. He deserved it. He baited fun of me every day. So you bit his shoulder? Yeah. You damn, you snapping turtle. Why would you bite another kid's shoulder? Because I remember. You were a freak. I could not imagine that. And the teeth mark in his thing was probably like this. Like, oh, I mean, it was definitely crooked, double layered rose. Yeah.

No, it's because my parents always told me don't put hands on people. Oh, put your teeth on them instead. Okay, your mom said that? No. Your mom would be like, walk up to that kid and one, two, right down the line. But what happened was, so every day for school, I would bring citrus. I'd bring oranges. Like other kids brought cheese sticks. I brought oranges. Cheese sticks, fantastic. I didn't learn how to peel an orange until I was 19. So when I was a kid...

So when I was a kid the way I open oranges I would just dig my thumb into it and just like kind of break it open and there should be orange juice everywhere My hands gimp oh my god, that's such solid wood such a good structure on this stop it I

Okay, but I didn't either I swear to God I would always anytime someone else had an orange I was like I was like like hunting trying to see what they did Yeah, so the way I would open oranges I'll just dig my thumb into it and it would burst and I just kind of open it up from there kind of like like a slight like a caveman I just And I had a tail my idea something you were a freak you had Troy Palomaro hair crooked snaggleteeth Yeah, you had a tail and you were biting kids your oranges like this

Like you were probably, I mean, you were definitely on a wanted list at your school. Like they wanted to save other children by removing you from the environment. And so that kid would always pick on me. He was the kind of kid who would always wear tank tops and a Hawaiian necklace to school. He was one of those. Oh, he was an Outer Banks little buddy. Yeah, yeah. And so he would always call me oranges and I didn't like it. He'd be like, hey, oranges. Hey, orange boy. You're like, I'm not oranges. He was like, hey, all right. Sorry, cat tail, squirrel tail, long haired freak boy. Is that better? And then he would just flee.

Oh, so you call me oranges. And every time in class when I'd open the oranges, he'd be like, oh, who opened oranges? Guess who it was? He's like smells like citrus in here. And then everybody's like, ah, orange boy, orange boy. And one day I got real fed up with it. And I didn't know how to defend myself because I was small and weak and scared.

And so one day I was opening my orange with my thumb and he goes, "Oh yeah, look at oranges." And I stood up and I said, "Enough!" And I slammed the oranges down and I didn't know what to do. I knew I wanted to defend myself. I didn't want to use my hands. So I just ran over to him and I go, "Ah!" And I bite his shoulder, but I held on for a little too long and he pulled away, broke the skin. He started to bleed. They gave me ISS for two weeks.

You are a freak, bro. Like, this is insanity. You bit a kid to defend yourself instead of just one little... No, because I thought I would go to jail for that. I did too. I did too. I got a little scuffle over football one time. And long story short...

This was like my only real fight ever, to be honest. It wasn't even that real. Got on top of the kid. He threw a scooter at my head instead of just slipping it. I just threw my hands up, hit me right in the arm. I saw black. I was so angry. Ran, tackled the kid, got him on the ground, Brian Urlacher style. Got on top of him, Chuck Liddell style, and I literally went.

Punched him once in the face. I don't condone any of this, but I was so terrified after punching him I got up and ran I was the kid that ran away. I literally went I was just like and I just took off did you hurt your hand? I was like sorry I was just I left did you hurt your hand when you punched somebody? Kinda yeah shit hurts I mean it wasn't like it wasn't like again. It was a little stiff like I didn't like cuz you weren't committed to it Yeah, I was just like I was like Ran away. Yeah, so that's crazy. Yeah, the mindset of a child. You bit a boy. Yeah, that's sick. Oh

He's not a boy He's not a child I think it's a time for everybody's favorite segment. You know, what would that be? Pop culture pain a camp pop culture pain a camp Wow, so this I'm first

So this week's pop culture. The back of my, can I say something? No, you're wet. No, no, like the lower back is starting to go into my crack, the sweat. You need new underwear. If your panties are just going up so much. No, no, the lower back sweat is trickling down to my ass crack. That's not good because now you're getting moisture in that dark crevice. Bacteria is going to grow. It smells like Louisiana. Yeah, you're going to be in the bayou real quick. I mean, straight swamp. I haven't bathed in about four weeks. That's neither here nor there. So first thing.

On this week's Pop Culture Payton and Cam, I'm gonna say me and Mama Liv, I don't know if he's gonna do it, but me and Mama Liv are 100% over this next little week we got, little spring break. We're gonna go see the new Scream movie. We're gonna see Creed 3 as well, but we said that last week. But we're gonna see Creed 3, we're gonna see the Scream movie. Jenna Ortega makes another big Scream appearance. Probably, I think it's her first one since Wednesday Dropped.

She got millions of followers, attention, all these interviews, all these shows. She's biggest in the world right now. From Wednesday, she is back on the big screen for Scream. Can I say something? I'm not gonna lie. Were you ever afraid of that mask?

No, that was one of the horror things. No matter how many jump scares they had, I was never afraid of those masks. But that was the go-to Halloween costume. Oh, 100%. I had the one with the blood. Yes, and then you could pump the thing. That's my crotch hand. Dude, that's three times. Three times. How have I not learned? I'm not sniffing it. You're a freak, man. A little bit. No, screw you.

uh scream will definitely be watched over this break creed 3 will definitely be watched we talked about that last week so that's mine that's my segment i heard with this scream movie that they're like the uh the actual scream guy he's a lot more like uh creepy a lot more violent he uses uh machinery now oh he had like a shoddy in in one of the days saw it off pump shotgun yeah so i'm excited scavenger and refill throwing sim tags popping smoke going through the trenches

Dragging fire bullets, huh? He's fourth prestige. He's a map runner. Did you play airsoft as a kid? I did. I had airsoft guns. Oh, you can tell? Why is this? I have a scar right here. I have a scar on my belly as well. I got stabbed with a pencil in first grade. You told me. I remember that. But no, somebody point blank. And a nurse tried to get the lead out of my stomach using scissors. Her license should be revoked. Yeah. It's okay. But mine is a returner. Oh, okay.

A couple episodes ago on Pop Culture with Peyton and Cam Cam and Peyton and Cam Pop Culture, I talked about part one of season four of You. Oh! Ooh! Now, I was a little... I was a little... I was a little...

harsh on it rightfully so because it wasn't good however however you did say it depends on part two now remember i said i have a a theory of what could save this show this show this season the show would still be very good but yes but no if if if if if season four part one would have trickled over to part two that would have ruined the whole series it would have been bad but

They did the theory. The theory that I said was outlandish. They did it. It was such a magnificent, like four episodes, part two. Now I'm excited for season five. Hopefully they renew it. It was really good. They took... Stop! Stop. Haven't seen it yet. Stop. What are you doing? Stop. My name is Mama Liv. I watched 27 minutes of episode one of season four and I go... Liv's the type of gal to go to a movie and like...

It's like the intro, like everything. Like we have an intro. Everything has an intro. It lays the foundation, right? She decides to go, this is boring. Who is, wait, who is that, babe? I've never seen the movie either. I don't know either. But who is it? I need to know who it is. Babe, we've been in here for four and a half minutes. They're probably going to lay that out for us. Whatever. I got to go pee. I'll be back. Comes back six minutes later. What did I miss? Liv, you're really loud. Stop it right now.

That's Liv in the movies. Don't go watch a movie with Mama Liv. First off, because if you do, we got questions. But second, I'm going to be there and you're going to annoy me if you partake in any of her energy. Yeah, so I want to say I give, so I gave part one a like two out of ten. This one I'll give like an eight and a half out of ten. Part two was amazing. That's still not that good though if you think about it.

- Eight and a half. - No, I'm saying, but an eight and a half with a two, that's 10 and a half out of 20. They got a 55. ♪ Ooh, my name's Cam ♪ ♪ Here I go showing off my math skills ♪ ♪ I got a bachelor's degree in business and math ♪ ♪ I'm better than everybody ♪ ♪ I got LASIK surgery and lied about it ♪ ♪ For 24 years of my life ♪ ♪ My hips hurt ♪ ♪ Ooh, my hip, it's only one ♪ ♪ I don't know why he calls me hips ♪ ♪ Only one of them's bad ♪

Second thing, never had LASIK. I can just look at a freaking wall with letters on it and tell them what the letters are. My name's Cam. I asked my wife to bring me scissors so I can fix my toe. My name's Cam. I asked for a knife, not scissors. I have to clean my fungus toe with a knife. Your toe says, close your shoes. My name's Cam. I'm getting made fun of. My self-esteem is not going anywhere because I know what I'm capable of.

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Raisin Bran dry makes you want to call me Sally on a Wednesday. Raisin Bran? Oh yeah. A good Raisin Bran and a Sunny D in the morning? Ooh. Dry Raisin Bran and Sunny D. What are you, nine? What are you getting ready to get picked up by the bus? No, I'm actually, I'm actually mature for my age. Mature for your age? That's what I've been told. The fact that you just said you're mature for your age, you're a grown ass man. You have a beard. What do you mean you're mature for, you drive a car.

Mature? The fact you said mature for your age, that's the most immature thing you could say at this stage of life. No, but I've told like I... Mature for your age. You're almost at a quarter of a century and you just said I'm mature for my age? But that's what I've been told by others.

You don't ever have a good Raisin Bran and a Sunny D mix watching some Saturday morning cartoon, makes me drag you. Exactly! You're nine! You're eight! You're eight! You're seven! You're seven! Matter of fact, you're seven years old. You're in the second grade. I live by myself now. Oh, I know that. And this, that's deserving for it. You don't like Raisin Bran? You just said you're mature for your age. Yes, you don't like Raisin Bran? We are fully in grown life right now. When's the last time you seen a kid eat Raisin Bran?

when's the last time i've seen a 24 year old man say they're mature and drink a sunny d you don't no i don't drink sunny d but you don't eat raisin bran either only adults do okay so we're gonna dissect this yes go ahead you're 24. exactly just turned it you just said you're mature for your age yeah you need help you're not mature okay but you haven't gotten past the fact that i you don't eat raisin brand statement the statement mature for my age

What do you mean lucky? There's a cutoff. There's a cutoff. I would understand if I would have said... There's a cutoff. There's a cutoff for the statement mature for my age and the cutoff is 16 years old. If you say it past 16, you're weird. I would understand if I was saying lucky charms by raising brand.

What in the hell is wrong with you? First off, the whole mature thing, we're not even going to touch that anymore. That's ridiculous. You're immature from now on. It's a fact. It's not. You're a grown man. There's no such thing as mature or immature. You're a grown man. You could be immature for 24. I'm mature for my age. As I've been told by others.

Screw anyone who told you that because they're feeding into this. If I was eating Lucky Charms and not Raisin Bran, I would understand what you said. First off, what's so wrong with Lucky Charms? It's kids cereal. Mushrooms. Mushrooms? They got sun belts in it. What is it called? Rainbows. It's not a sun belt or a mushroom. It's a rainbow. Marshmallows is what I meant to say. Raisin Bran, grown man, vegetables and fruit in there.

Marshmallows, mushrooms. Two completely different things. You're sweating. You're sweating. I can see the drippage. You don't enjoy good raisin bran? First off, that's a bland ass cereal. Straight up. This has sugar and oats. And it's raisin bran. It's not brand. What are you saying that I'm not? There's no D. It's raisin bran. Not brand-uh.

But the brand. The raisins are not branded. They don't have their own line. It is Raisin Brand. That's Mandela Effect. It's always been brand. Your God, your... Oh my God. Google it. How much you want to bet? How much you want to bet it's Raisin Brand? How much you want to bet? How much you want to bet? You sniff your hand out first. $200. Okay.

Mandela effect. Mandela effect! Yeah, it's probably because you remember doing it when you were seven. Now we're gonna go to Sunny D. Yeah. Why Sunny D? It's refreshing. Why don't you drink regular OJ? It's too sweet. I don't like pulp. Get the non-pulp. It's more expensive that way. Sunny D's more expensive. But doesn't that make you feel better? You suck. First off... Doesn't that make you feel better? A good cereal with a Sunny D? First off, I'm doing my cereal with... Let's see, what's... Milk? Milk?

like normal. Coming from the guy that eats oatmeal for dessert. That's a different topic. Depending on how you make your oatmeal, it's a very sweet thing. It can satisfy my sweet tooth after a good, wholesome dinner. Is Raisin Bran not mature? Yeah. Is eating Raisin Bran by itself not psychopathic behavior? That's what you're supposed to do. I'm lactose intolerant. Milk makes me poot. This is what you do when you're losing. You make my fist clench. You make my fist clench. Didn't it sound like he was about to say something? You make my fist clench.

Because I'm right. Whenever you don't have an argument, you resort to violence because you don't know how to deal with emotion. You're eating raisin. Oh, oh, oh. I'm so mature. I can dissect things. I'm 24 and I'm mature because other people told me. Shut up. Raisin bran by itself is disgusting. There's zero sugar. You're not. It's nasty. It's nasty. The only acceptable answer. What do you eat for dry cereal? First off, I don't eat dry cereal, but if I had to, guess it. How do you ask me a question and say I don't do it?

Because there's only one answer. There's only the one. Honey bunches of oats. I will do this one. No, that's what I eat with milk. If I'm ever going to eat dry cereal, the reason I even brought this up is because we were supposed to be on the same page. There's only one that you can eat by itself and it's still like a treat. What is it? CTC. What the hell is that? CTC? CTC. You don't know what CTC is in the terms, in the cereal realm. That's when you get hit in the head in football. That's CTE. CTC in the cereal realm. I'll give you four seconds. Captain Crunch. I honestly don't know what CTC is. What's CTC? CTC.

- Cinnamon Toast Crunch. - Cinnamon Toast Crunch. - Cinnamon Toast Crunch. By itself is still a treat. - No, that causes too much collateral. - What the hell are we talking about? - That's like a Nature Valley bar. If you do-- - Raisin Bran's like a Nature Valley bar. - No, I'm saying collateral-wise, it will ruin your home. Crumbs everywhere. - What are you saying? - You know what I mean? Have you ever had a Nature Valley bar-- - Nobody knows what you mean. Nobody knows what you mean. - You've never had a Nature Valley bar and now you got excrement everywhere?

Ew, I'm so mature. I just study Webster's. I study Merriam and Webster's. My name's Cam. I'm mad because Payne's more mature than me. We are grown. Exactly. Adults. Exactly. I'm 24 and a 35-year-old's mine. I'm mature for my age. You're 9. Cam. Cam. Cam. Cam. Sunny D and watch cartoons. You play God of War. Clash of Clans is a fantastic game. But you kill. No, I don't. Cam! Oh! Fucking hell.

That is my child. I refuse to. Oh, that's in a storage closet. No, no, no, no. That is in a storage container. No, if Cam wants to impress somebody, we're all hanging out for the first time with a group of people. Cam has this like big ass binder that is overflowing. That is literally in a storage closet from my childhood. My mom told me to keep everything. The one thing I wanted to keep were those cards. Cam, it's a blue binder.

There's a blue and a brown one. And a shoe box. And Cam goes, guys, Cam goes, guys, y'all want to see something cool? Have I ever done that? And he pulls out this binder and it's just pages of books. Because that was the favorite, that was probably my most dearest part of childhood. You're 24.

And I don't have them anymore, Raisin Bran and Sunny D. They're in a storage closet collecting value. They're an appreciating asset. And then Cam will be at dinner, right? Fancy dinner, steaks, wine. And Cam will be on his phone sideways, landscape mode. And he'll be like, ooh, should I do the dragon attack or should I build my fortress? Clash of Clans is a good game. You do play Yu-Gi-Oh, bro. You lied about your LASIK. I never had LASIK. Never had LASIK.

I never had LASIK. You lied? I never had LASIK! Look it up in my medical records. I never had LASIK. I've never even had the only surgery I've had in my entire life. I wasn't even fortunate enough to get the hip surgery. Because you spit it all out. LASIK. I never had. Your health insurance was like, there's too many surgeries. The eyes, now the hips. I'm getting hot and bothered. You want your toe next?

Dude, honestly the toe would be the first one the hip I can deal with it. I want that toe gone Dude honestly we go back to that That was one of my favorite things ever with my grandparents anytime they'd go to the grocery store if I was with them my meemaw She would go in her purse any singular dollar bills. She'd have she'd give it to me I'd run straight to the car dial if she gave me cuz back first off inflation is insane cuz now I think I

Literally, it's I mean that's everything. Cam the politician. But back then bro a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon cards was like 99 cents if my grandma gave me six dollars I knew I could get five packs and I'd be green. What do you do now that you got money? Give me the whole shelf. I don't buy anything. It's in a it's literally in a storage container. He asked the guy he's like no I already have those. Give me the new one.

I don't do any of that. It's in a storage locker. Cam spent $440 on Clash of Clans. He buys the upgrades. $440? Yes. Through time, not at once. Are you nuts? Check the... Oh, you have my bank record? You have my statements? No. No, you don't.

No, but that was probably my favorite part. She would literally give me any loose bills she had. And I like, bro, it was like weekly. Every time I'd go with them. And to a certain point, I'd go with them to do that. And I'd get cards, bro. And that's why I just have a, I actually, I mean, I also have football and basketball cards too. But that was like, why are you laughing?

will be places and business professionals. Bro, Clash of Clans can be- They have briefcases and you got a Yu-Gi-Oh binder. It's not on my person. They're like, look at this contract. You're like, look at this dragon I got. It's not on me. It hasn't been touched in years. Oh, is it your

It's in my back, where's my, I don't even have a, oh I didn't bring a backpack today. It's not, it's in a storage container with like Christmas decorations and stuff, just chilling. Those might be the unique ones, but the day to days. It's alright Kev, I love you. I hope you know that. I'm sweating. No, but anyone that played Yu-Gi-Oh, you're a goat, 100%. Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon. Pokemon was like B tier, B tier. From the world's view, that was A tier, Yu-Gi-Oh was A tier though.

But Clash of Clans is a good, it's so, you can get something done in five minutes on Clash. Part of our meet and greet. I did play that in our dinner in LA. I know you did. And it was, we're next to millionaires. And I was just like, hold on. My thing's about to be done. I can upgrade something else now. Yeah. Because it's just, it's stimulating. I probably should uninstall it. A part of our meet, no, I want you to have fun.

a part of our meeting and creating if you want Campbell Bate Yu-Gi-Oh with you one-on-one he has a little wrist thing too where he pops off the card or my Ben 10 it's called a dual disc and I don't have that anymore hey if you had a dual disc though which I did that was peak

Peak gaming bro. Like wait, that's like when Gamecube and like ps2 is out for the actual games But if you had a dual disc row and you could go find a friend and duel them Oh my god, that was back before kids literally just set in their room 24/7 on their phones like they do now Which is really sad but bro Making the best deck you could possibly make it and going finding one of your friends. No one relates to you Oh my god is the great that is peak entertainment Do you know that like I was thinking like the concept of eggs is a strange concept. I

How? Because you're like, it's not like, imagine, imagine, imagine your dog just lays eggs and you're like breakfast nasty. Right? Like that is a child. You're eating it. You're cracking it on a stove. First off, it's not a child yet. I know. Okay. But I'm saying like it, that thing came out of a,

You know what I mean? Yeah. And then you're like, I'm going to eat that with bacon and sausage. And avocado spread on burnt toast. Dude, that's sick. And the smell of it, you know why it smells like that? That's intestines, that's ribs, that's heart organs. You're eating that, dog. You are too. I don't eat eggs. Eggs make me nervous. You don't eat eggs? No, no. When's the last time you seen me eat an egg? You get eggs on your burger? Yeah, you do.

Wrong girl wasn't me. Yeah, I was when have I ever ate a Egg on a burger when seen you do it. Yeah when we were in LA you put an egg on your burger Where the burger you had late at night or last night there late at night? We didn't have a burger. I had a burger you had a burger. Did I have an egg burger my last night in LA?

No, thank you. What the hell? See, you're a liar. I tell the truth. You lied about your LASIK. You lied about your hips. You lied about the Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Tell the truth. Did I have LASIK? Yes. Why are you so ashamed? You are comfortably lying right now. I am not lying. That doesn't look good. You just tried to lie about my eggs. Because if you lie, I get to lie back. I'm not lying. I had LASIK. I know you did. I put it on you. $10,000 bet. I had LASIK. 10 grand. Oh, we're rich!

You pulled out my ligaments. Bro, you're a freak for what you used to do. Or what did I do in college?

What did you do in college back in college when you used to take snacks and like hide them for later? No, the cat like you had a like a doomsday stash The calf would close and I got I got nervous that I wouldn't have food for later. I was broke in college I'll just take some snacks put in my back pocket for later see but that's that's semi understandable But you would take yeast rolls in wheat bread and you shove it in your back pocket utilize the pockets What is it there for keys?

Yeah, not roll. Take something else. Take a banana or something. You would take rolls. No butter, no peanut butter, no nothing. Just a roll. You put it in your... And that one time you sat on it, this man took a roll from the calf. We go about our day, go to the computer lab. He's just sitting on everything. So I'm like, there's no way in hell he eats it. Two hours later, we go over to the pods. Y'all remember the pods. This freak bag is sitting in the corner like a feral little squirrel just...

Just nibbling on a yeast roll. You're not that hungry. You were never that hungry. All I had was... You were never that hungry. All I had was ramen noodles, and that's whenever I set the microwave on fire because I didn't know how to make ramen noodles, so I would have my pocket rolls. Oh, you had your bread there? Yeah. Your manna, like you're on a journey? You're the one that wanted to make a scene of it. That's why I hid in the corner and nibbled. You want to make a scene of it? I made a scene because...

Because you were a nibbling little feral cat in the corner. None of our friends. If you just sat down and whipped out and said, yeah, I'm eating a six-hour-old roll, no one could say anything. It's like, oh, that guy's a savage. He's a freak, but all right. No, he'd be a freak. You were like this.

No. You put it back! You put it back! Was it ready? Like it was a fridge or like a pantry. I wasn't ready to finish it. It's a back pocket. You squished the roll. I wasn't ready. And you're sitting there eating it. I wasn't ready to finish it yet. Like a little untamed little, like a beaver. Okay, I understand. I would understand if I put butter in the other pocket and I was making a whole cuisine of it. If you did that, we'd have to box. If you put butter in one pocket, a roll in the other, we'd be too. Nothing wrong with saving your snacks.

But that's not a snack. What is a roll? A full entree? It's a roll. And that's why I save it for later. Take a banana, an apple. Take one of the sweets. That would ruin my pants if I put a banana in my back pocket and sat on it. That's the point. Don't put it in your pocket. Just walk out with it. We have the calf. It's available to us. You were sneaking like you were going to get caught.

Like they were going to put you in a cell for taking a roll home. I get anxiety when people watch me do things. You should get anxiety for having bread, for having yeast in your back pocket. I don't want people to be like, oh, look, a roll boy walking out with the roll. So I put it in my back pocket and saved it for later. Maybe it was a six-hour roll. None of your business. You're a bad friend to be like, ooh, everybody look at Peyton's squished roll. He's got his back pocket. He's nibbling on in the corner. The squished roll wasn't the problem. It was the ooh.

Ooh, everybody look at Peyton, he's a sick little weirdo in the background going, there's nothing wrong with that. Come on, bro. There's nothing wrong with that? You act like you didn't ask for it. Ask for your ass roll. I asked for your six hour ass roll. Yeah, because you would always be under my bed scavenging for my snacks and then when I ran out of snacks, because you ate them all, you'd be like, you got some of that roll left? Lie in front of the people.

If I- it'd strike me down right now if I ever asked for a six hour old ass yeast wheat roll. You'd be like, "Ooh, a little warm." Oh, little warm! Little warm- it would be a little warm. This man blew up our freaking microwave. He put ramen in a bowl with no water.

Flames. That was my mistake. Yeah, so was the roll. I never, I never took part of those activities. You would just, you wouldn't even take the whole roll. You would take a piece out of the pocket. Oh, I would dig in your back ass pocket. I'd grab the whole roll, take a bite and put it back. Are you nuts? You would just take piece by piece. Are you nuts? You would take your rations. You're a little hummingbird. You would just sit there and just go to town. You're a freak. That's what I don't like. You act like you weren't involved in the freak stuff that I did. I wasn't.

You nibbled. You said, "Payton, can I get my bread rations?" And you would take bread rations? You really do think you are Frodo. What are we-- Who is that? Why do you keep saying these mythological characters like we know, Yu-Gi-Oh boy? It's Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings. One of the most critically acclaimed, highest rating series, not series, trilogies of all time. Peter Jackson. You'd be like, "I'm about to go to room 304, trade Yu-Gi-Oh cards, gotta take some of your rolls."

He's really running with this Yu-Gi-Oh! act, isn't he? You didn't trade Yu-Gi-Oh! cards in our dorm! ARE YOU NUTS?! You're painting me to be a freak! That whole underground gambling ring of Yu-Gi-Oh! In the computer lab, after hours. In the computer lab at 3am! "Hey, it's a $5 buy-in, keep your hoods on, we don't want to be on camera." Are you nuts?!

Are you? Oh, yes. You said yes. You are nuts. Thank you. This man is taking it and running with it, bro. It's in a storage locker. There's dust on it. You wanted to buy a safe for the special ones. I wanted to buy. I can't lie. That's funny. I wanted to buy a safe. You're a freak.

You're a freak. You bought so many sleeves for them. Yes, thank you, Liv. Now you're feeding into it too. Cam, that's your wife. She knows you more than anybody. She wasn't even my girlfriend at that time. Which y'all were damn near. Y'all were at each other 24-7. She knew. Bro, these cards have been in a... These cards... These cards... These cards have been in a storage locker for a decade.

A decade. Those are the PSA 10 ones. If I had a PSA 10, boy, I'd... If I had a PSA 10, that thing would have already been sold. That's the whole point. You get that from your childhood in the moment you don't even realize, but then later it's a nostalgic thing that people will pay money for. That's why I'm still holding on to it to hopefully one day make some coins. Tim, you didn't make friends with the Robotics Club and trade Yu-Gi-Oh cards. The Robotics? We had a Robotics Club now? I didn't know until you traded with them.

The robotics... Get us out of here. Cam played Dungeons & Dragons with us. That's actually one thing I wish I would have gotten into. Never did. Dungeons & D&D looked sick. He was the headmaster. He had the robe on and he was instructing everybody what to do. I heard Hogwarts Legacy is fire. I'll buy that game for you. Cam, lie and say you didn't. I did not. You didn't make friends with the robotics card, have underground gambling rings, and a computer lab at 3 a.m. Cam, you did not do that. We didn't even...

We did- in my blue zip up hoodie. You mispracticed one day for it! We didn't- oh! You stayed up. That big ass head held too much weight. We didn't eat- I probably didn't did it? Is this just national pick on cam day?

We did. Dude, I'm seeing things that hurt. We didn't even have robotics club. Whatever you want to say to make fun of me, you go for it, buddy. You're going to get your return. You're going to get your repercussions. You missed practice. You had to run conditioning because you were late to practice. You stayed up too late. With my underground gambling ring with hoodies on, with my blue hoodie, with my sage robe in the computer lab, with the robotics club that just popped out of nowhere. We had a robotics club.

We didn't even have clean water. We didn't even have drinking water. And you think... You asked the RA. He said, do not tell anybody. Keep it going. Keep building the story. Keep building this folklore. I'll give you a PSA 10 if you... First off, I would never give a PSA 10 to anybody that's worth unbelievable money.

Keep building the story. We had a robotics club. We didn't even have drinkable water in our dorm and we had a robotics club. It was drinkable because I take the water jug, put it under the bathtub. And why'd you use the bathtub? Because the water fountain was yellow and we had a... You almost made me curse. But you used that water to clean your card cases. I'm not enjoying this. Because finally people know. None of this happened. Don't you feel more free?

Don't you feel more free now that people know about your Yu-Gi-Oh dealings? Don't you feel more free now? I don't feel... Sure. Thank you. You're welcome. What else? You had one of the... Bro, we need to make a little animated series. You had a Yu-Gi-Oh ornament in your car. Like the air freshener over the... Hey, your Gucci man one was sick. Thank you, bro. I can't lie. That was sick. That was the first time I've ever even seen that. All I bought was little mini trees. I didn't even know they made cool ones.

If I knew that, I probably would have got a Blue Eyes White Dragon. I don't have no damn Yu-Gi-Oh air freshener. I didn't run a damn cult. If there would have been one, though, I might have joined. You would have ended up being the headmaster. I would have worked up the ranks. No. When Cam went to Vegas with me, he said, do they have the Yu-Gi-Oh dealings here? Or no, is it just poker? Because I don't know how to play that. It's just Yu-Gi-Oh.

I don't know how to play poker now. I'd run laps around you in poker. Oh, my name's Pamps. Yeah, I don't have, I'm not used to dealing with cards like you. I do have the binder. I know you do. I know, it's right there in the backpack. You should have got that safe. Hey, give me my backpack. Let's put it on, let's put it on the camera. Alright guys, thank you so much. Oh, what do you know? Can't show the backpack now. We gotta save it for next episode so people have something to look forward to. Guys. Dude, I'm gonna go get that binder. Thank you so much for watching this episode.

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Awww. Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute. Yes or no, did I shed tears? A plethora of them. Yes or no, did you shed tears? You were like, she's gonna make me throw away my Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Alright guys, what secret code for the day is Yu-Gi-Oh, Y-G-O. No, no, no, no. You said Y-G-O? For an abbreviation? Oh god.

Let's go PSA. PSA. PSA. They could be... We'll just leave it for what it is. PSA. PSA. PSA. Flood the comments with it. Flood any Instagram activity. Make sure you go to Snapchat. Check out the new Snapchat. It's amazing. We're working on that. It's really fun. It's cool. That's in the link in the description below. But PSA, confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. We love you all so, so much. Thank you for being here on another episode.

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