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The You Should Know Podcast. We're fresh back from LA. Hey, guys. The You Should Know Podcast episode 90. Round of applause.

Thank you. Thank you. Sing my praises. Sing my praises. Sing them. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 90. We are fresh back from L.A. to you, but in real time. I'm not like Cam. I'm not going to lie to you. We haven't been to L.A. yet. The live show hasn't happened. We're pre-recording this. So not this episode where you get a recap of the L.A. show, but next week you will get a recap of the L.A. show. But guess what? We're in the future now.

We have two more live shows prepared, ready, booked, and signed for you. So be prepared. Be prepared for that announcement. It is two cities that I have always wanted to perform at, and I'm so excited to announce it to y'all. It will happen very soon. Be sure to follow me on Instagram at PSHA. Follow Cam on Instagram at CamKennedy22. And follow the You Should Know Podcast at YouShouldKnowPod on Instagram. We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast.

We got co-host Kyo! Oh god, oh god. Don't say nothing. Oh. Voice check, voice check. Are you healthy?

I think I'm healthy. Oh, let's go. We got him back. I'm more healthy at least. We got him back. Cam. Voice is back. Hopefully. Cam, I'm not going to lie. Forever. You look like real good right now. Thank you. Normally, sometimes I gag a little bit in my throat whenever I look at you in the morning. Little gaggle, sussle reflexes. What was that second word? Sussle. Spell it. Sounds like Cecil, an old Western name. I've met a Cecil. He was very wise and he carried yarn in his mouth. That's not real. I'm telling you something.

You're not telling truth. What was I going to say? I was complimenting you. Don't do my hips ever again. Oh, those are your cheeks. Oh, okay. Not those cheeks. That would be like... Just a couple haunches to grab. You got a good haunch. You know in the football, in the laces when you throw a football, you get grip on the fingers? That's what you got on your haunch. But what I was going to say to you is you look good. Thanks. You look like clay. Clay who? Like the material. Yeah.

Like not the person. Like porcelain? Yeah, like you look like. I look like clay. You know who you do look like though? Who? JFK before he got shot.

Obviously not after. That would be a bad look. I'm so sorry. I've been to his museum. JFK's? Yeah, here in Dallas. I got to stand where the perpetrator was. Isn't that crazy? There's a lot of conspiracies on that. There's a whole section in the museum about all the different conspiracies. Take a lick. You just picked your earwax in front of everyone. You're now thumbing it and you offered me to lick it.

Do you know how many... I was about to say, I would have sucked your finger dry for that. I would pay you so much money to suck my finger dry. You can literally... If you... Okay, these little bets you offered me, you know how much more compelling they'd be if it was right here in person? The cash? If you had 10 $100 bills sitting in front of me and said, for $1,000, suck my finger dry, I'd give you a damn lollipop special. This is...

Oh my god. A thousand cash, I'd bone dry. I'd take some skin with me. Okay, Liv, can you go on Amazon? On a finger. A finger. Can you go on Amazon and get fake money? No. No, and get an ATM. We could put it in here so I could have the card ready. An ATM. Who's going to fund the ATM? How do ATMs work? Do you think it comes funded? How do ATMs work? I want you to think about what you just said. You want her to buy an ATM off Amazon, and you think it's magically filled with real cash. Is it kind of like how gas stations work?

Like it's an underground to like that goes to the banks and underground - where are you living? I honestly don't know like stuff like that I've always had a hard time with like stuff that you just grew up around I don't understand like make really like Looney Tunes like gas stations and ATMs Yeah, no like you put in your card and then that's why I'd ask you like they ever heard of a Brinks truck Can I can I explain my thought process and then you speak after me go dumbass

Me? You think there's tubes under the city that transport cash? That's what you said for the gas station. And I didn't believe it either. You said there is magical leprechaun oil under the ground. I said there's big reservoir tanks. You don't even know how to talk. You don't know how life works. I guess we're a podcast of a bunch of idiots. I'm smarter than you. Absolutely not. Who has more certificates of appreciation from college? Who has more certificates from college? Okay, me. Me.

No. You paid for yours. No, I didn't. Yeah. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. No, I did not. Okay. Okay. If I stay at a job for a hundred years, yeah, I'll have more certificates. I got more. I was more successful in a shorter time. I was like Tupac. Absolutely not. I was Tupac. How many years did you go to school? Two. College? Yeah. Two. Four. Four.

Oh, that's even worse. That's even better. Okay. Four. How many degrees do you have? How many degrees do you have? Answer. Four. How many degrees do you have? It's not my fault. Okay. It's not my fault. It's because they didn't transfer because college is a scam. Let me tell you something, kids. College is a scam. They don't transfer your credits over to different schools because that school wants your money. Facts. It's the same class. It's a sad, sad world. Drop out. Join them army. I don't know about that. What was I going to say to you? Oh, this is what I thought about ATMs, right? And I'm genuine. Genuine. Calm down, JFK. Sorry.

This is what I was going to say to you. I thought ATMs, right? They put the machine there and then it funnels to the bank and they have to get the money from the bank to go up under the thing. Like how gas works. I thought we had a whole thing. Big tanker trucks bring the gas. Yeah. So you're still missing that. Someone has to bring the money to fill it. No. The tube. You know how like whenever you deposit a check at Chase? Yeah. And it goes. Yeah. Yeah. And you do that to me sometimes too. What animal did you think I would resemble the most? Meerkat.

That's cute. No. They're naked, long bodies, creepy looking. Meerkats are cute. Have you seen, what's the animal? Zaboomafoo. What's the movie about the penguins? Happy Feet. No, in the zoo and there's a lion and a giraffe. Oh, Madagascar. Madagascar, the meerkats are cute. Yeah.

Okay, so you're a cute little naked, maybe naked mole rat, maybe a Rufus. You resemble Rufus way more than I do. Is it Remus or Rufus? Rufus. You resemble... Do-do-do-do. Do you have a stick of gum? Where did you get that from? You never have gum. No, I think there's some things that have been happening. Have you ever been around an old person that smokes cigarettes their whole life?

And then you smell their gums. Oh. And it smells like a WD-40. Yeah, it literally smells like a garage door. I opened my mouth this morning, and I was like, I smell like garden hose. Yeah. I smell like the land before time, before the meteor hit. You know what I mean? That's what I smell like. Just manure. No, that, oh my God, no. Oh my God. When they really smoke in the holes there, and they're like, I used to smoke when I was. Oh yeah, it's sad though.

Oh, I mean, yes, but it's like they smoked a pack a day for 45 years. Yeah, but I don't think it's going to happen. Want some pez? Want some pez? That might be the most evil thing you've ever done on this show. For a family guy, I didn't think about that. Want some pez? Oh, speaking of manure. I did not like how you just said that. So my grandpa... Say that again? Maneur. I did not like that. What? Maneur. Maneur. Maneur. You sound like French. This is the...

I went to... So, my grandma and grandpa had a barn at their house. I don't know why that was funny. Why are you saying all these words like that? Barn. Be normal. Barn. Barn. Huh? Barn. Barn. There you go. Creeping me out right now. I don't know why. I just French inhaled... I just French inhaled... Oh my God, I live...

I'm keeping this. I just French-inhaled a burp. That was kind of crazy. My grandma and my grandpa had a barn, right? I don't know why that's so funny. I'm sorry. I don't know. It's just barn. Who says barn? But go. No, I know. It's a real thing. What the hell? What did I call it? The animal house? No, it's good. Barn. What animals did they have? They had horses. Okay, keep going. They had horses, right? And horses pooped.

But if you leave a horse's poop out from baby an hour, it comes to like, it coats in hardness. Yeah. Have you ever held it? Like a cow patty. What's it called? I don't know. It's not the point. Cow patty? So me and my brother and my dad would go out to the barn, right? And we'd have poop fights with cow, with horse shit. Yeah. Yeah. I hit my dad right here one time. And then I remember one day I was, I was going behind baby. Baby is one of the horses, oldest one. I don't know how it's not dead yet.

You're still here. But so I remember I went right behind her tail, right? And she just shit. And I looked at it, right? And I picked it up. And I had gardening gloves on because my grandma loved the garden, rest in peace. Did she like the garden? I've never seen her have a garden, but there was definitely gardening gloves. Probably shit grabbing gloves. Yeah, and so I grabbed it. Shit hooves. And it had grass in it. And I was just like. You did not eat it. No, I didn't. Thank God. I would have, but Miriam stopped me.

How was your week, Bubba? You are on edge right now. You're on something. You want to know why? Is your grandma's government named Miriam? Yeah. That is amazing. Miriam Gertrude Harden.

I love that. That's good. Wait. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Her mom's name is Gertrude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. German. My week was good. We got back from LA, but- No, we didn't. Damn it. You're such a liar, bro. I love that we exposed this. We broke in the fourth wall. We're leaving for LA tomorrow. We had to prerecord. Our week was actually really hectic.

It was actually ass. It was actually awful, yeah. Recording last week's episode was f***ing hell. It was the worst thing ever. Y'all heard it. My voice was dog shit. Without getting too much into it, we recorded. Things happened. Technical difficulties. We recorded two episodes. Yeah, pretty much. It was crazy. The week was crazy. We got you finally moved in, though. How do you like your new spot, Bubba? It's good. I'm very grateful and I'm blessed for that house. It's crazy. What about the help you had setting it up? Not much. Not much.

Other than Mike. Shout out to Mike. And that's it. Lisa helped too. Wow. Shout out to Mike and Lisa. Lisa had a... She was great with the... Level. The level. She's a fantastic level. Mike, is that level? Mike, is that level? My dad's like, shut up! She's like, I don't think that's level, honey. She would be quiet for like three hours. She'd fall asleep. And then she'd wake up and she'd be like, level? Is that level? So...

That was close. But why I'm acting like this is because I feel like a newborn baby. Like, I've just exited the labia. Not where you exit from. What? Not where you exit from. The cervix. There is a whole. Hey, where do you come out? The labia? No, the labia is the lips. She doesn't have a kid. The cervix. You're saying that. I know. That's the vagina. You pop out the whole. You want me to keep it?

So, no. So, I feel like, I feel like right here, right, I just came out, right? I came out foot first. Uh-huh. No, you definitely were an ass backwards, baby. You definitely came out asshole to the earth before your head. You literally came out. Your mom's sitting there, ah, and they just said, ah. And you just came. That's how you came out. They came out pulling me out like this. Just. The You Should Know Podcast.

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They haven't wiped me with a towel yet. Why? Why are you feeling like this? That's because I went to the gym. You did. Shout out to Ryan. Shout out to Cam. Shout out to Liv. Liv went to her own gym. Liv's doing her own thing. The three of us, three amigos, we went to the gym today. Peyton's first official gym session about 800 days. Oh, my God. Get up.

So you're gonna have a hernia I heard that in your voice you said You kind of liked it you sick freak god your nipple I saw a comment did you read that comment? They said I got big nipples. You don't have big nipples. I have big nips. I think you said No, you shaved your chest? Why is that so funny? Oh, oh, no

Please. Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam,

I look like a lunch lady. No, but as you can tell, I went to the gym. How did I do? Honest review. I was about to say something very bad. You did good. Honest to God. Review. He did really good. Form on lateral raises. Maybe one or two more sessions, he'll have that down to his teeth. I have a bubble gum shoulder. He claims he has a click in the whole rotator cuff, but everything was good. He did good, right? He did solid. His weight was solid. I mean, people clown him, but it's like,

Bro is an ex-collegiate athlete at the end of the day. He has some genes to him. He has some genetic... Be careful. He has some good genes as well. But yeah, I mean, he's... Kid's an athlete. He's just been...

for the last four years. But yeah, it was good. How do you feel? I heard you say, I haven't felt a dopamine hit like this in years when we were lifting today. Explain that. How'd you feel when we left? I felt good. Where are you right now? Where are you? I was thinking about something that happened at the gym. What happened? I can't stand on the camera. But...

One of the things I felt after the gym, I couldn't, I was literally drinking water like this. Like I opened up my water. We did shoulders and arms. Yeah. And so I was like, oh, I can just drink water like a human. I literally couldn't move my arm past this. So I was drinking water like I was. Gotta cut that out.

Gotta cut that out. CJ, hello. Like I was in need of, like I couldn't do it. Like I cut half my arm off. I couldn't do it. That's good though. But it felt good. Like I genuinely haven't felt that dopamine rush in a minute. And I have energy throughout the day. There you go. And I'm hungry. And maybe that's why you're going psychotic right now. Just psycho. One of the reasons. I'm not going to lie. I thought about this earlier. What the hell is a pinata? Like at its core, if you think about it. What the hell is a pinata? Like what's it used for?

Why are we beating the shit out of a hedgehog that has candy on the inside? That we stuffed it with candy. I think it's a cultural thing.

I do understand what you're saying, but can somebody look up where God is coming from? It's like we love Pikachu. Let's decapitate him with a broomstick, and he's going to bleed Butterfingers. And the worst one is when it's like little Disney princesses, and 30-year-olds are beating the shit out of me. It's like Mulan, and you're just like, wham, wham. I saw you do the – what's that movie with the princess and the frog?

Princess and the Frog. It was like your 21st birthday, and you're like, I really want to beat that one. You are such a liar. Look at you. Clothe yourself. You don't look bad, though. That sounded a bit suggestive. I was trying to boost your confidence. Peyton got a haircut. Leave it in the comments. Looks fantastic. Kid looks good. Do you remember high school? There's a stain on your shirt. There's always stains on my shirt. Literally, whenever we were moving in, Cam goes...

Everything you own is stained. We were unboxing his clothes, right? He had to put clothes in boxes and I literally was going through each piece, putting it on the hanger. I'm like, it's just stain on the shoulder, stain on the back, stain on these jeans. I was like, dog, what do you do? Yeah. Oh my God. Word for word. He went like this. He said, he actually didn't speak. I said, how do you have stains on everything? He goes, I'm like, you, you cleanse your hands with your jeans and shirts. Yeah. Uh huh. Anyway, high school, high school. Do you remember high school? Right? I do. I do.

Good times. Bad times, but good times. Good times. Good times. Good times. Well, some hard times. Mainly good, though. Mainly good, yeah. For us. Yes.

So, do you remember, right? I was one of those kids in high school that could go with any friend group, right? I was friends with the jocks. I was friends with the gamers. I was friends with the gays. I was friends with the musical kids. Dude, I think that's how I know we were destined to do this. I was the exact same kid in high school. But I don't think you were. No, you can literally ask that guy right here. Okay, were you friends with the tail people that would go like this to lunch?

Those are my, that was my group. That's probably the one group I wasn't with. Okay, that was my group. Nerds, singers, musicians, theater kids, band kids, athletes, ex-athletes, jocks, low totem pole, special ed, like every group there was, probably except the Ha Shang Lai. And then they had the tail. They had the tail and then they would, and they decided, they never ate in the lunchroom. They ate by a vending machine sitting down on the ground.

Like those are my people. And I would go up to him. I'd be like, what up T? What up T? And they'd be like, Peyton. Like that. Peyton, love and peace to you, Wolf. And I'd be like, love and peace to you, Shadow Fangs. And so I remember one of the things I did with them, and it was our bonding experience, how they knew I was good with them, is they always had yarn necklaces, right? Yeah.

And they would have monster drinks. They would drink monsters all day, every day. I couldn't do that because my mom wouldn't allow me to. Good mom. But when I got them, I would get their caps, right? Yeah.

And they would always make necklaces out of their monster caps. And I remember the first time of respect I had with them, it was like I got initiated into their tribe, is they gave me a monster necklace cap. I wore it to bed, and I woke up, and my whole neck was bleeding. And I had blood on my chest. That's my story. You took...

That thing was probably cursed. Like, actually, they probably put a curse on that. No, those are my friends. Yarn monster. They're 15 drinking monsters. First off, what are you doing? It's like you have enough natural energy. You can definitely make it through a day. They're putting it on a piece of yarn like it's a tribal necklace, like it's bones from their fallen enemies. And then they gift it to you to initiate you into their clan and their tribe. What are you doing? I saw you leveling up right there. That was a weird swallow. I didn't like that.

I can't swallow anymore regularly. Why? You hear me? No, I'm not hearing you. I can't swallow without swishing. Why? It's cold on my teeth. You've always had some weak ass teeth. I don't go to the... Bitch teeth, as some would say. I don't go to the dentist. Bro, okay, back to high school real quick. Not the wolf kids necessarily. Not the full moon kids necessarily.

Did you ever have crazy substitutes? Do you have a weird substitute story? Anything of that nature? Oh my God. Weird substitute teacher. I'll tell you one first and then maybe it jogs you. When we were in high school, we had a sub. I'm not going to say his name for that reason. He subbed us all the way from fourth grade to high school. This one man, he was probably retired. He was older. Okay, one of those. Those are always the best. Yeah, they're always super nice. Because you knew them. When we were younger, he had a party trick. Like, hey, if y'all are good...

I'll give you the Donald Duck noise at the end of class. Like what? Huh? I swear to God. I swear to God. If y'all be good now, all right, you little boys and girls. If y'all good and you don't touch each other, or you don't, if y'all are good in class.

I'll give you some Looney Tunes. Swear to God. How old are you? Dude, it was like fourth grade. Like 10. Okay. So it was sick. That's awesome. So, but that, okay. God. That's the point though. We had to be good for a whole day. Fourth grade, you're not switching classes. Yeah. Whole day. Yeah. We get a prize. Cool. So this man is like in the district until we're like 16 years old. You're driving a car now. You're in a Corolla. Dude, I'm literally driving to school and I'm in like physics and he's subbing and he's like, he's like, you're all good by the end of the class.

He said, I'll do the old Donald Duck for you. No, he did not. I swear to God. And we literally, it got to the point, people wouldn't even acknowledge him. Like, people would just be like, all right, bro's back. We're going to get some at the end of the class. And literally, no, I swear to God. Like, when we were in high school, we're 16. It's like someone could just bomb their, like,

their algebra test and they come in this guy's like like trying to do noises and shit and we're like shut up god bless that man dude good sub but anyway it sounded like a marble just fell out of your asshole and hit a tile floor it literally went that was a disgusting part how far do you think you could go excuse me on what that is I don't know why but that is an invasive question how far do I think I can do you have metal in your mouth what is that

What is that in the back? In the back corner of your mouth? Open your mouth. Look that way. Your tongue is huge. But no, what? Oh my god, it was spit. It looked like metal. I thought you had a metal bracket in the back of your mouth and I was about to flame. Oh my god. Because I'd never seen it. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Close your mouth!

Anyway, back to the... I'm not even going to say... Anyway, that's the sub. One day, one of my friends is so pissed that this same duck-making noise guy is back again. He leaves to go to the bathroom, comes back. In the span of about two to three minutes, this man goes to use the bathroom before he subs us. My friend closes all applications on his laptop, closes the laptop, turns off all the lights, turns on all the sinks in the science lab, flips his Dr. Pepper upside down, loosens his chair, and pulls it out of the spot.

This man comes back, sits in the chair, it snaps under him, goes up, tries to grab his drink, fizzes up, and I was like, he deserves jail. Like, this kid deserves imprisonment. That's what I hate when people are mean to teachers. I hate it, bro. Oh, speaking of being mean to teachers, this isn't my story, but it's a guy named Steve Zaragoza. I was told this story about him.

And, or heard the story from. And basically he went to a Catholic school, right? Okay. And there was like a, I vaguely remember the story, but it was like a new teacher or something. It was like the first day of school. It was like a new teacher and something like that. Or they didn't like the teacher, whatever. And so the kids band together and like, she would always have this, this coffee mug, right? And she would have her coffee in the morning and put it on her desk.

She leaves to go outside the classroom, the hallway, to go do something. Okay. The kids go to her coffee mug. You know the lead in the pencils? They broke it off, put that in there. They emptied out perfume in there. They added like two or three more things like that, right? So she's in the classroom, right? She's doing her thing. She takes her first sip of the coffee. She goes...

And she starts dying. And they had to EpiPen her, I believe. Or they took her to the hospital or something. And I don't know if that kid got expelled or went to jail. But he was a kid kid. That kid had better went to damn jail. Like jail jail. Yeah. Are you dead serious? Dead serious. Dead serious. Bro. Kids like that suck. I'm not going to lie. Me being a young teacher. Like imagine that happened to me last year.

I would have spazzed and hit a kid and my life would have been over. But you're only like eight years older than those kids, right? Exactly. So I would feel fine punching the shit out of one of them. I would have punched one right in their teeth if I realized you poisoned my drink. Let me say something. Some of you kids at his old school are annoying as shit. God damn, bro. Like, I get it. But leave me the hell alone. If I'm standing, I'm going to cut this out, but I had to get that out.

You're gonna cut all that out? I don't, should I? Just leave some of it. Okay. Okay. Well, I had to cut out the full story, but you know who you are, kid. Leave me, stop touching me so much. Or I'm never coming back. This week was, something happened to me that was crazy, right? So you know we've both been sick. Yeah. Under the weather. It's not fun. My immune system is better than yours. No, it's not. There ain't nothing little on me. Name something that's little on me. Is it my tongue? No. Fat ass tongue. My legs? Your brain. Your brain.

Really? Legs are long. Legs are long. Feet? Feet's long. Oh, really? But so I went, so I moved, right? And so I'm trying to get accustomed to my new surroundings of where everything's at. I used to have a ritual at my old place. There was this Target right across the street. And so I'd always go to that Target. They knew me by name there. Hey, Peyton. You know what I mean? Peyton Blake kisses me. They blew me a lot of things. Hello. Good morning. Bright and early. Coffee's ready. They were very nice to me, though. They were very nice. So...

There's a new Target a little further now from where I live. I go into the new Target. I'm like, this is first impressions are important to me. You're going to be spending a lot of time this time. I already don't like the layout too much. It gives me anxiety. It's weird. It's dark. I don't like it. I think Target should be bright. Your Target that you shopped at was worse. The Target that's by my place now, it's wood floors. Where are we? At a lobby, bro? We're at Target.

Put some towel on the shit! Okay, at least the Target that you're shopping at now doesn't have a theft every two hours. Oh, sorry, I couldn't afford to live in the bougie-ass neighborhood that you lived in your whole life. Sorry, I had to get it out the mud with Screamin' Lady as my next-door neighbor. Anyway, God, I'm gonna miss her. I should've said bye. But, she would've been like, You're like, bye, naked Screamin' Lady. She's like,

You're going to hell. So I went into the new Target, right? And there's a Starbucks in the Target. And I had a sore throat. Sore throat syndrome. Medicine ball. I had to get a medicine ball. You're welcome for putting you on. Thank you. So I go and say, excuse me. Lady over the counter, first of all, so beautiful. So beautiful. There you go. And she had non-slip shoes on. And I was like... Hello, that's my game. She's engaged, though. I was like, I could give you a better life. Yeah.

You're like, hey, tell your man he's not me. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. She's beautiful and she deserves happiness with me. So I said, may I have a medicine ball, please? She goes, yes. I'm like, okay. I'm going. And, you know, Target asks you if you have a phone number. Skip the survey. Whatever. It's St. Jude. And so I'm going to tap my card. And as I tap on my card, I hear a... What? I go, what the f***? You heard a what? I'm going to tap on the card into your pen.

I look over, right? There's a woman in the corner booth of the Starbucks, right? A hoodie and then a big black overcoat. Bandana wrapped around her face. Not that cold outside. Gray hair. Disgusting. Hands are dirty. God bless her. She's holding the coffee, right? And there's about 18,000 pieces of paper on her table. And I said, what's going on? And then she has a bag.

Just a Target bag. I look over at her. She's throwing up in the Target bag. And then once she completes her round of vomit, she meows. So she's going...

Every time. I swear to God. And she didn't smell good. And so I'm ordering my medicine ball, right? And they're starting to cook it. And I'm sitting in the corner. And at this point, different people are starting to go up to order their drinks. And it's this woman and her little daughter. And they didn't hear the noise yet. So I was sitting behind Meowth Throw-Up Lady. Meowth Vomit. So it's me, Meowth Throw-Up Lady, and then the family. So I'm able to see this whole interaction. You're just sitting there waiting. I saw the first level of vomit, right? Oh, my God.

The little girl is like, she literally, the little girl goes to like where the cantaloupe is to wait for her drink. I just had to put that out there. I found a new scream lady that meows and throws up. She's half cat. Dude, I don't know. Okay. I don't know what this vomit, like vomiting in public places is a new thing. Yeah. Two weeks ago when we went to Ikea, I told you the second I came out, I literally went to Ikea. You're going to think I'm disgusting. Had to drop a deuce. It had to happen.

You don't shit at home. I was in public. If I have to poop, I'm going to poop. So we go to Ikea. We're at the very end. I go in there and I'm pooping. And I literally, it's just me because we were early. Okay. Or no, it wasn't you. It was my parents. It wasn't you. It was you, Liv.

But anyway, we go in there. I'm pooping, and I literally hear the door open, and the guy goes, oh, shit. And he comes up into the stall next to me, and I hear, and he's vomiting. It was like 1030 in the morning. Can we talk about our differences in throw-up?

About you and me? Yeah. Okay. Because we're real phlegmy, right? You're a sick freak. We've been real phlegmy. Or whenever you drink. You're a bold bastard. If I'm feeling phlegmy and gross and I just know that it's making me gag, I'll 21 Jump Street myself. I'll just... I open my tongue and I place it here and I slide it back.

And it just opens it up. And even if I don't throw up, it just has to dry heave like I'm a small kitty cat. Because you know my back. I can get it there. Yeah, you can. And so I'll do that and then I immediately feel better. Cleared out. I will feel bad, sick, and nauseous for four hours before I 21 myself and vomit. I can't do that. Didn't you stick your fingers in my mouth one time?

No, no podcast. Didn't you do that? No, I did not do that. Stop that. At Hannah's wedding. I had to drive off. No. I had to drive. You said, no, I can't be by that. Go. No, no. Whenever you carried me in Hannah's wedding party, I didn't gag you. Who else carried me? Did you carry me? Oh, who carried me? It was me, but I didn't gag you. No, I was on two people. Probably Calvin. Calvin. He didn't gag you. You put your fingers in my mouth. You gagged yourself. You think I literally went...

Like, come on. Come on. No, I'm not doing it. I just hit my head so hard with my ring. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Everybody knows the holidays can be very tough. Who do I buy for? What do I get them? They don't like this. They didn't like my gift last year. But this holiday, give yourself the gift of BetterHelp. Everybody has tough times. Everybody has deadlines, crunching numbers, and finances can even get tight around the

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Go to Patreon if you want to see it. The episode's like titled Worst Drunk Stories. I have a question for you, though. Okay. Speaking about bodily fluids, what kind of poop do you have? Excuse me? What kind of poop do you have? Solid, very fair question. It's not helping your case of how you're not Dahmer. I might be a serial killer, but there's different kinds of... Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

What kind of poop do you have? Why do you want to know this, first of all? Because I've been having the worst kind of poop the last couple days. Oh, the worst is the cactus poop. What the hell is the cactus? Wait, y'all didn't have that? What is the cactus? So me and my brother... They're just sharp and they stab? Yeah, me and my brother always have cactus poop. So it feels like at the end of it, there's like little thorns when it's coming out. Oh, it feels like you're going to bleed out of your asshole. I would just say it's a little sting. Oh, no, mine feels like it's...

But I was gonna say I was gonna say I've been having the marker What is it? Oh when it goes like that on the paint of the on the thing? Oh, we're just it doesn't go away. I wait doesn't go away. He's wiping the shit. I Hate those. I hate the worst. I hate it's like I'll go through a whole roll

Yeah, you wipe like that? No, this kid, we've already, it's gone viral how nasty Cam's ass is. Because he doesn't check, you check, right? You check the paper.

I don't look at everyone. You don't check the paper? I check the paper. Yeah, he doesn't check. He guesses when he's done. His asshole is brown. I said I go like this. I'll go one. There's obviously shit on the first one. There's obviously shit. Y'all are freaks for checking the first piece of toilet paper. No, you don't check the first one, dumbass. You check the last one and you're done. I already said that. I said I refuse. Y'all go like this. Oh, I do check the first one. I'm not lying. I check the first one.

I'm not going to check every single one. Y'all are disgusting. Because knowing you're done, you got to check. Because it might be a one wiper. You ever had a one wiper? Shit just left your ass. You've never had a one wiper? There's going to be turd on the first one. No. That is an unnecessary check. No. When you have the

A one wiper. You ever done this and you have ghost paper and you're done? If you have a one wiper, that means it's still going to be wiped, right? So there's no need to look at the first wipe. You wipe. That means you might be wasting toilet paper if you don't check that first one. Bro, all I'm saying.

I can wipe. But you're a liar. You said you don't look at all. No, I didn't. Y'all did not let me finish. It's viral. Check the thing. You did not let me finish. There's millions of people out there that know you have shit stain drawers. I don't have shit stain. My drawers are clean. It's slow. It's like there's.

No, I'm not guessing playing Da Vinci. I'm sitting here. I go, but I'm saying on the left. When I think, okay, there probably shouldn't be any poop left, that's when I'll give it a peek. Do you guide it? If it's clean, I'm done. Do I guide it? I'm playing dig dug up there. Wait, so are you flat hand the whole time? This is a great question. You got to bump a knuckle once or twice. You got to bump a knuckle once or twice.

Okay, that's an insane image. No, if you go flat hand, you're getting surface level. You still got a dirty canyon. How many times have you gotten an oil change? You got to bump a knuckle. You got to bump a knuckle.

You got to bump a knuckle. How many times have you gotten an oil change? Honest to God. Honest to God. Honest to God. My finger has never popped through. Oh, you've never been wiping and then it's a little hard to get it back. Okay. If my asshole's playing tug of war with my finger, then no. I need to go. Is it a boulder or a crumple of the wipe?

Olivia? Wait, hold on. We got to ask you. They didn't pick up. Okay. Are you a folder or a crumple-upper from Ryan? I am a folder. Y'all know me to my core. You have to fold. I am OCD. Bank, fold, bam. Olivia, shit you not, will literally go like this. Why do you make her look like that? She's like...

You do look like... She said it. She said it. Oh, okay. No, but first, you got to bump a knuckle. If you're going flat hand, you're lied. You got to guide. But you're... What the hell was that? What are you doing? You're sitting there playing with an areola. What are you doing? This is PG broadcast. And you're sitting there going, PG podcast. That's not what I was doing. You've never lifted a leg. Are you having fun?

Jeez! And then your thumb goes to your tooth. You're sick. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Take a whiff of my finger. Stop. Stop it. You're a little creep. But you always have a bad sense of judgment. What do you mean?

You don't guess shit right. You don't, like... You have a great, like, judge of character on people. But of items and inanimate objects, you're not good. Like, you don't know... You can never guess heights and distances and, like, realistic things. I'm bad at guessing things. You'll be like, oh, that building's about 20 feet. It's like a 64 skyscraper. You're like, about 100 feet. No, facts. I don't know why. It's because...

My brain doesn't know how to compute. Like, I need, I'm a visual learner. I can't imagine that. Like, okay, I'm trying to think of an example. Okay, right here on our set, how many pennies could fit in this room? 500. Deadass. No, bad guess. Not a good one. 700. That is the worst guess. How? 500 pennies. I'd like to fill my shoe. Yeah, 500 pennies could fill a sneaker. Like, no, no, no.

500 pennies. How big is a penny? Honestly. You just went like this. That's a boiled egg. A penny is like that. Okay, not... Swear to God, right here is about... That's about 30 pennies. And then it's that big and like... This is about 30 pennies. Okay, alright. So that's about... So look. Look, right here from the ground here. 30, 30, 30, 30, 60, 90, 120. You would be the worst construction leader. 160, 180, 120.

That's 180 pennies. Right here. That's actually probably not too bad of a guess. Exactly. And then times five. Okay, if you do that, you're already at 900. Already at 900, and it'd be this wide. That's five columns. Okay, okay. Give me a real guess. 500 is a dog shit answer. A million. Way more. No. Shot. Yes. A million? I'm so mad. Have you seen a million of anything in your life? Because you do that, and you say stupid things to me, and it makes me mad. I don't like it.

I don't like you. Bro, more than a million pennies for sure. From this corner to that and close back. A million pennies. Are you nuts? I don't think you've seen a million of anything in your life. Neither have you. Yeah, true. But no, the Million Man March, you weren't there. You couldn't go. Where was it? Washington, D.C. What's Washington, D.C.? Where's that? Washington, D.C., idiot. Where's Washington, D.C.? In D.C.?

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Sorry. That's why they couldn't be us, Kev. That's why you can't put them in there. Some collabs lined up. What'd you just say? For TMT? What'd you just say? For TMT? No, I got my own shit. Oh, you do? What'd you call it? I thought it was our shit.

No, I have my own. I have my own. So, Cam, Ryan, have you been on the podcast before? He has. One of the OG old episodes. Oh, you're like on episode three. Like five or four. Oh, shit. Yeah, so we don't have to give it. Everybody knows who you are. Everyone knows Ryan. If not, go back. Well...

There has been a substantial amount of growth since episode three. Yeah, that's true. This is Ryan, a longtime friend of mine, now longtime friend of Peyton's for several years. Basically, since I've known Peyton, Peyton's known Ryan, they became really close too.

But yeah, he's a part of the crew. He's Team YSK. He's just, he hangs out with us. He helps us on trips. He's always with us. I stalk y'all a long time, stalker. No, but he's the boy. He's a part of the crew. One of the few. Ryan, and you already know Mama Liz. I have a question for everybody here today. Drive-thrus, right? We talked a little bit about drive-thrus last week.

Last episode, right? You know what I'm saying. Talk to me. Which drive-thru gives you the most anxiety? And I'll go first. Oh, shit. Think about it while I'm saying this, right? Okay. Mine is Chick-fil-A. What? Immense amount of anxiety because of how nice they are. First of all, you don't know me and you don't care if I die today. You know what I mean? That's true. And I'm bad with...

distance measurement. Like, I already said, you know what I mean? You are bad. You're like 10 feet, a hundred feet. You're like, I don't know. Exactly. Like, I don't know how close I'm hitting something. So at the new Chick-fil-A I go to, right? Oh God. There's not an actual drive-thru. It's a big ass door.

And they just have them walk out to you, right? While you're going through. So it's like revolving. You don't really stop. The people just kind of walk this stuff to you. And there's a lot of cones. Innovative. There's a lot of cones. It's a tight curve and there's people walking.

I ran over a foot of a 16-year-old that works with Chick-fil-A right over the toe. They were like, oh, my God, sir. Did she say, my pleasure? And I said, thank you. They were like, my pleasure. My pleasure. Yeah, so Chick-fil-A. You broke a 16-year-old girl's foot. I don't think I broke it because I was slow rolling. Your Tesla's about 5,000 pounds. Are you nuts? Teslas are among the lighter car things. Yeah. 5,000, Cameron? Kim, do you know how big 5,000 pounds is? How much is 5,000 pounds? An elephant. An elephant weighs 5,000 pounds. Two elephants.

She's like chime in I'm a few elephants. I raise you she's like like an auction. Yeah, I'll go to elephant free We're not doing this. We are not doing this. No honestly an elephant is how much? So you're saying there's different size more than a thousand pounds like a man like the ones with the horns

A mammoth? Wait, wait, wait. First off, tusks. There's elephants with horns. That's a thing. Yeah, and the mouths. The mouth. That's what you just said. Yeah, they have mouth tusks. A woolly mammoth. Well, mammoths are extinct. These are elephants with tusks. They're still elephants with tusks. Horns. Tusks. I didn't know how big mace were. That's a walrus.

Walruses don't have feet. Where are you? Welcome. Yeah, they have tusks too, but they're smaller. Y'all are... You're kidding. No, dead ass. How big is an elephant? An elephant is way more than a thousand pounds. Way more than a thousand. I said five. He said a thousand. But you're saying an elephant... Bro, a tiger is like 800 pounds. A tiger can be up to 800 pounds. Damn!

I swear to God. I'm like 600 max. You took off 200 pounds. He's like, maybe 725. Okay, let's... Yeah, Google it. Because... Let's figure this out. Because you're saying my Tesla is the size of an elephant. I have a death machine in my hand. How much does a Tesla... Maybe a lion will start pushing 1,000. Bro, tigers are bigger than lions.

Tigers are the real... They're the same damn thing. They're built the same way. Tesla Model... What do you have? Long range or performance? Long range. Tesla Model Y long range. What the fuck does that mean? What's the difference in pounds? Yeah, just... Tesla Model Y... Can you try to flex real quick? Tesla Model Y long range. 4,400 pounds. Leather seats. 4,400 pounds.

4,400. A Tesla Model X. Okay, no, I'm asking you to Google how much an elephant weighs. First, I wanted to prove that I'm right. I was 600 pounds off. Of course. How much does an elephant weigh? Asian elephant, 8,800 pounds. Why...

African bush elephant 13,000 pounds. No way. They're enormous. Okay. That's how bad at guessing I am. Elephants are huge. That's how bad at guessing I am. I would have guessed that this building weighed 13,000 pounds. And that's why you are just going to fail. Not at this, but just that some things. I didn't get to share my drive through experience.

You're about eight minutes behind. No, it's fine. Everybody got to share. No, I would have to say McDonald's because they don't know anything. They always forget the sauce. They're rude on the damn intercom and that shit gives me anxiety. Yeah, that's the bottom of the food chain.

Did you just moan? No, because you just are rough. You don't know when to just be gentle. Kim's a rough lover. I gave you a hug. No, you didn't. That was not a hug. That was like a grab. I need to learn a little bit about y'all real quick. Who? Okay. Growing up. Okay. Or actually as a young adult. Okay. You know, trying to find ways to make money, do your thing. Yeah. What is the weirdest side hustle y'all have ever had? Oh, God. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

I would have to say cutting other people's fingernails. No way. What did you just say? What? What grade was this? You get paid to cut things? Yes. Some people, like, they don't like touching their fingernails. That's all I am with my toenails. See? It's a thing. Would you cut my toenails for me? Yes. Really? I'm not weird about feet or fingers. Oh, no. No.

Oh my god! Peyton, there's stuff falling off! Dude, they're curling! Ryan, take a look. I know your feet are big, but they're f***ing huge. And they all have little helmets. It's like every one of your toes is wearing a visor. Ryan, give my hand. It's as big as my whole entire shoe. Look at the toenails. They're all curved over. They're like witches.

See? People would pay to cut your toenails. Time out! She said you cut other people's nails. For a side hustle, and they pay good money. Wait, did you do the full service of painting or did you just cut it? No, they just want the trimming, like with the nail clippers. Not even... The thing is, people will go to a nail salon, they don't want to deal with all that. They don't want to deal with the appointments and settings. None of this stuff. They just want to cut people's nails.

So people would come to Olivia Johnson. They're like, hey, Liv. Cut my hands up. Yes. Did you ever mess up? No. Well, that's weird as shit. Okay, what's yours? I had two. I stole candy from my mom's concession stand when she helped with band. I re-bagged it and sold it in the hallways. And then I tried duct tape wallet. Oh, duct tape wallet. That was fine. But you've always been a thief. You've always been a thief. That's why you got fined.

- Sorry from Kroger, you're stealing candies. - And it was candy bars. - Exactly, you're a candy thief. - No, at this though, I was just an entrepreneur from a young age. My mom, she worked with the band, she helped with the band 'cause my brother's in the band. They'd have those big jars of like jaw breakers and huge king size ones. - From Sam's. - She would bring it home 'cause she was in charge of everything. So everything they didn't sell, she'd bring it home and she was supposed to wait for it. I would literally bag the bitches up in little dime bags

and like I'd go to school hey two for a dollar three for like I was literally out here auctioning what's the most money you've made in a day like 50 bucks in a week I was in like fourth grade I bet you felt rich as hell so you stole the candy bars it wasn't candy bars it was like jaw breakers lollipops cherry sours but you stole them because your mom was supposed to give them back to the

The place. No, no, no. She wasn't supposed to give them back. She was supposed to use them the next week. They were just expired. So I was probably tanking her expenditures. They didn't have any inventory, did they? They didn't take inventory? Okay, then you're fine. Oh, shit. You're fine. She was like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like every week for a game, she'd have to go to Sam's, get that big ass thing and like buy stuff for the concession stand. So she was just trying to save them for the next week, but I would be like bagging them up. My weirdest side hustle is I recorded voicemails.

What? You know like the, whenever you're like a transcriber? When you call a company and it says this is the company, you go to voicemail. I'm some of the voices for that. I hate people like you. Huh? Dude, yeah. You hate voicemail people? Yes. Have y'all seen how long some of the answering machines are? Me, a very short-tempered, patient man, I can't take that shit. It's like, it's like...

Welcome to this and this and this and this. Our menu options have recently changed. Oh, I do know what you're talking about. This is also going to be recorded. And then it's like, okay, for leasing information and possible dates on when you might want to come out and check the facilities, but we might not be able to get back to you immediately. Click one. And it's like that all the way to nine. And it's like, I just want to speak to something with a heartbeat. Yeah. Like, God. It happened again. What happened again? What happened again?

Went in with my breath. Colt 45 into Marlboro's. Something's wrong. You need to go to the dentist. What was your weirdest side hustle, Ray? I don't think I had. I wasn't really that type of kid, but I remember my brother had one. He would put, you remember those crayon boxes? What word did you just say to me? Crayon. Crayon. He said them crayon boxes. He said them crayon boxes. I do call.

crayons crayons there you go the what that's not even what a y does what does the y do what is it oh let's hear what does the y do right yawn yeah oh i guess yawn what sound is the letter z say wait what did you say yawn is what word yawn is i said w what were you what was your brother's hustle it was i don't know if y'all remember those cram box

crayon boxes. Yes. But you put like your pencils and stuff and your highlighters because they make you get f***ing everything just to give it to another kid the next year. Bleeding my parents dry. But... That ain't true. There was like this indent in the top that said crayon. Crayon. Crayon.

And they'd fill it with glue and you let the glue dry and then they'd, you know, peel it out and it'd be a bookmark. So they'd sell bookmarks. Out of glue? My brother and his friend. That's innovative as hell. Dude, you could put different colors in there and stuff and it was actually sick. Sounds like it. I've never heard of that. That sounds like, but like what was he turning them for? A dollar?

Sounds like a whole ass process with them just giving them to their like friends and stuff and then like Multiple people were asking for him, but I don't think it was like a money grab I was like geez I have a would you rather for you guys right when did your lips get so did you just I think? Good

Some could say that. No, because I smiled too hard and I heard it pop. Oh, God. He's like bone in his lip. Wait, that's a thing? Can you break your lip?

You can bust your lip. It's not a bone. You can't break something that's not a bone. You just said the bone in his lip. He said, what if, like, joking. But, okay, would you rather... I can break your lip. Hello. Good morning. Javier's... Mm-hmm. Oh, would you rather... Would you rather, right? Would you rather always have bad breath? No. Or...

randomly shit yourself once a day but you never know when it is bad breath i'm taking bad breath bad breath easily you can't fix it you can't fix the bad breath you just always have constant shit mouth oh my god i'd wear a mask actually this would be really this would be sad i shit myself regularly that's true i do shit my pants yeah i did that in new york what what to tell y'all about that

You shit yourself? Went, like, I don't know when it happened, but went to the bathroom later that day, pulled my pants down, big quarter-sized fucking poop spot. And I was blown away. I was like, usually it's like, oh, my God, this just happened. And then you, like, go into the bathroom. Wait, so you didn't feel your ass? You were just thinking all day. You didn't feel your ass crusting up, like, during the day? I didn't have any, like, itching or rash. It was just a turd, you said? Because I had that one fucking story as a freshman.

Dude, tell that. Tell that. Tell that story. I'm not telling stories. I'm bad at it. Just tell it. But we had a basketball tournament in Weatherford, Texas. And so it was like two hours from home. And I shit myself on the bus.

And this, dude, this was a lot. I would classify this as a shit myself. It wasn't a mistake. It was like a shart in New York. This was like you shit your pants. Like there's fecal matter in your trousers. Where I had to scoop it out. What? If that's the case...

It was so bad. He said, goof it out. So we get there and I'm like, I'm dealing with some like, some pain. Pain. So I go to the bathroom and I'm like shook because it was like I had underwear and then a girdle on. So not like a... Like compression shorts. Compression shorts. He always calls them girdles. I was like, you make it sound like we're 80. We're in girdles to a basketball game. Yeah, but I think it was just like...

The heat that was in my pants, it was like waves of scents. Why did you poop your pants? Two hour bus ride I did. I'm saying like, were your stomach upset? Like what made you shit? I don't know. It was a fart. Okay, okay, that makes sense. Wait, what do you mean you scooped it out?

With what? I didn't know what I was going to do. I was like, there's so much shit in my underwear. What do I do? So I started getting napkins and I started in the bathroom. Holy shit, Ryan. In the bathroom, not on the bus. In the bathroom. Oh, okay.

I think I, like, texted my dad or something. Yeah, you gotta tell this part. Yeah, but my dad ended up coming in, and my dad is, like, a diehard, like, he'd die for his kids. Yeah. So, uh... Aw. He ended up giving me his underwear, and these are, like, he's, like, a 50-year-old fucking man. Please tell me he didn't put yours on. Oh, no. What the fuck? Your dad's sickening. He's like, oh, I gotta take one for the team. It's, like, dry. Shh.

He goes to town he's like I'm sorry honey. No we just threw those in the trash and he lend me his underwear That's a good-ass dad. Yeah, the game was painful I was like third quarter and I played like all game like I wasn't like a bench rider So it was just like bad dude. It was very bad. But holy shit Yeah, they were Levi blues ass naked Just like how and this is like old

Like, like coarse. Okay, for the guys here, have you ever got it caught in the zipper? Oh my god. A little bit of the nuts in it? I had nutsack in the zipper. Oh, it's the worst. You can see it and it's poking out like that. Oh my god. I get my zipper often. Huh? Like if I piss, I...

Wait, what? Wait, what did you say? Like, I don't do zippers. I don't ever undo my zipper. Your whole pants can just slide off your waist? Cameron, when I say a pair of pants has never fit my fucking pants in my life, I can just go...

And if it's tough, yeah, I'll have to pick up the sack and the ball. Wait, so when y'all are in the bathroom, someone will see your ass? The sack and the ball. He's like this. Like, everything's just like. Wait, does that not hurt? Like, you feel a little cut off in circulation right in the taint region? I mean, usually not. Because with these pants, yes. But usually my pants are so fucking loose. That's true. What do you do to pee? You need a good baggy trouser. Wait, whenever you have basketball shorts, how do you pee?

Are you over you down? I pulled down. Okay. I've seen people I go through I go through the leg I'll go through the knee like my shits at my damn waistline Like if I have denim jeans not with holes in them You like knead it down

You're like, you go. Okay, we're done talking about this. Y'all are gross. If I have the webbing, like these, like Lulu shorts, like the extra webbing, I'll have to go over the top. Oh, when it's tight. Yeah, but if I'm in the gym or something, I can go through the leg. I've never attempted. Bro, it's just quicker. It'll change your life. It's literally just quicker. That's how you get pee on your shorts, though. No. No, no, no. I get PPD regardless. You gotta be. Yeah, PPD is. Y'all get, you get PPD. There's no getting out of it.

There's none. Unless you have one or two drops. Yeah, if you're sitting there, you're just playing with yourself. Yeah, you might get it. You might be put on a list. Are you talking about the splatter back? No. When it's hitting the bowl? No, like left in your underwear, like a little drip. Post-penile drip. Oh, definitely. Yeah, it's inevitable. So all of you got pee-pee-ass drops. Every man you've ever met.

Unless he has a tight hole, which I don't know how. He's never peed in his life. Y'all shouldn't just drip out your shorts. No, but it's... No, we're saying like... When you put it back in... The sensation, like you're done pissing. You've already done your two to three shakes. Then when you put your shit back, like there's always going to be one... It's like your penis just knows to piss you off. And it's like... Bro, something's been happening to me the last two months and it pisses me off. I'll be pissing, right? So...

I'm pissing, right? I'm in the Europe. You're behind. God. He said I'm behind. Peyton said, yo, I'm kidding. I don't find it. Peyton's like, here it is. I'm not in a comfortable position. I'm sorry, Liv. All right, guys. So look, we took a little break and I said when we come back from the break. Yeah, I don't know. What is, what are you, what are you? I have a surprise for everybody here. Every time you've said that I've ended up over a trash can. Better be a Birkin.

No. Better be a barking. Better be a barking. But no. Put it on your hands. But there's a twist, right? There's a cash prize for the winner of this. Oh, hell yeah. I'm whooping all y'all's ass. Of the cash prize is $500. Okay. Okay. Okay. Y'all are excited now? Yes. I can eat tonight, I guess. But... Oh, here. The white balance went off. But...

Y'all might change y'all's minds after you see what it is. No, I'm pretty excited. My stomach hurts. The challenge involves smelling. Oh, hell no. $500. Now, right? But who wins? How do you deem a winner?

Y'all can pick. Either y'all do the length of the smell or how many times you go back to smelling. Okay, this isn't fair. That's what I'm going to do. How many times you go back to smell this thing. Don't try this at home. How many times you go back to smell this thing. The last one stands $500 from paid hard. I'm going to throw up if I do this. I'm going to throw up. Now, how do you want to start here and go this way?

Actually, we're going to do it roulette style. Whenever you have it, you can do as many times as you want, and you can take a break and come back. Okay, okay. Last man standing, $500. My stomach hurts. Ready? Liv's going to lose her shit. We'll start with Ron. Liv's one and done, I already know. Yeah, Liv is 100% one and done. Here we go. Ron, scoot up to the microphone. Here we go. I know.

All right. We got Ryan with one. Round of applause, Ryan. One. That's not even my bad. Oh, he's going again. Ryan with two. What the hell? Ryan with three. Okay. Ryan's got three so far. My eyes are watering. Ryan has three. Your eyes are running. Cam? Do you put your nose

Yeah, and you got to sniff. Okay, but I also will determine the power of the sniffs. He didn't even, he did the baby ass sniffs. Okay, he did three, but they weren't the strongest sniffs. Now Cam. One, there we go. Go to PK.

Can't do it no no no no no no no with one. That was one powerful one. It was one power history No, no, it doesn't beat us three, but I'll take it into consideration. Oh I might vomit everywhere An audible sniff Oh sniffs go into the rating. Yeah, I hear my fucking sniff. Oh

Oh my god. Oh, he's making me more nervous babe. Why didn't I go first? All right, cam. Are you going to thumber? Okay, so one three So how does this work? Oh god, I can already feel it. Go. Oh my god. You're not even getting close enough Did she hear ears are bruising? Oh, oh no I can taste it It's like a pool. It's like a pool All right

Cam, we're going. $500 is on the line. $500 on the line. We got one, one, three. I can do it again. I can do it again. Oh, shit. Okay, here we go. There we go, Cam, with two. That's two powerful ones. That's two powerful ones. I want to look right at the fucking camera. Oh, my God. It's my stomach. Oh, my God. It's literally back here. Here we go. This bumping it twice, shit. Y'all are freaks. It's like chlorine. Yeah. It's kind of nice.

Yeah, are you telling us that you don't know this problems? Yeah? Oh, that's true What is I getting peaceful? What what's wrong with her? What's happening on for? He's on 61. Yeah, fair. Let's go there. Okay broke boy status live. Oh you want I'll drink this

No, Ryan was getting like zinged by this. He said he was like. Ryan was like. Yeah, he said. I haven't breathed this good in years. He said it happened in his house. Like when he wakes up, like a calm down, like a calm down corner. He's like. There's going to be a story that comes out about Ryan. I think I've tried that before, but it was like these things you had to break. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're like red. Yeah. Okay. All right, here we go. Liv, for her second time ever. I don't think she's going to catch Ryan. You got to go closer. You just got to get closer. Here it is.

Bro, we're about to all go to the gym. We need a squat reaction. I tap. Everybody, congratulations. Hey, you hit one. No. Uncle P hit one. Yes, Uncle P. Uncle P. You hit one. Uncle P. Hit that thing, boy. Uncle P. Hit that thing. Bust it down for a baddie. Oh, God. That fake ass. Liar. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture, pay it again. Pop culture, pay it again. Woo! Definitely thought it was Dr. P. No, we did Dr. P last week and we didn't get pop culture. We'll get pop culture this week. I have a pop culture. Let's hear it. Look in my... What do you see? A culture... CM Punk has returned to the WWE. A culture personality. CM Punk returned to the WWE. Yeah. Y'all don't care. I don't follow. Yeah.

Debate, y'all two, go right now. He will fight you right now. Okay, do you like Marvel movies? I have, well, not anymore. But do you like superhero movies and stuff like that? Absolutely. After Spider-Man 3. Okay, but you know in those movies that they weren't actually fighting, right? You know that it was scripted, right? Yeah, and it's technology. But it's entertaining to watch. WWE. That's not the same.

What did I say that was different? A fucking human in a costume. It's a human in a costume. But the premise of the movie is they actually are fighting. Like, I know that's the premise of this too, but... So you're saying what I'm saying. But that's all fake.

Like, that's all fake. There's no story behind it. Yes, there is. The whole thing is a story. No, it's all a storyboard. I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about anyways. It's like year-long... That's the thing that as an adult watching WWE is you're able to appreciate the athleticism of the people because it's actually insane how athletic they are. And the way that you're... I used to love the... And long-form storytelling. Yeah. So as a kid, it's more like, I want to be like John Cena. Like, that's so cool. But now it's like appreciating the writing and how they...

get these characters and like, and then you learn behind the scenes shit of like how, who actually doesn't like each other, like contracts, shit like that. How well they, I mean, if I would've stuck with it, I'm pretty sure I would've still enjoyed it. Like I, dude, I loved that shit growing up. I loved watching it now. Loved it. It was crazy. I love, and I'm, I'm connected to people inside the WWE now. Uh, like O'Shea Jackson Jr. He tells me a lot of like behind the scenes stuff. Uh,

Mark Henry, obviously. So I'm able to watch it. CM Punk returned, which is crazy. Yeah. I saw it buzzing all over the place. Hey, you've always been like a nerd. Yeah, I love it. That's the thing. I thrive in my... Yeah. Sounds good. But do y'all have any pop culture?

The first guest pop culture. How about the loop? I don't know. I don't get on social media. All right. All righty, guys. Everybody. That was... Pop culture. Payton and Kemp. Pop culture. Payton and Kemp. Bow. But this was episode 90. Thank you for coming back. Another amazing week.

Next week, again, like Peyton said in the intro, next week we're going to have the L.A. live show recap. Talk to you about that. Talk about how amazing the L.A. crowd is. Speaking of L.A., we've already seen you when this comes out, but we're going to see you in two days real time. Can't wait. We love y'all. This week's code to get your good karma and confuse the casuals. Scoop. M-L-R. My left. Right.

Mama Liv Ryan. Mama Liv Ryan. Hell yeah. Mama Liv Ryan. They popped on. Tell them where to follow y'all. Well, they already know Liv's. Liv and Nicole underscore. And it's going to be 5,000 after this. Yeah. I think it's R.D. Clifton. It is. Yeah. 11. R.D. Clifton. Or just go to one of our

our things. Yeah, he's tagging our stuff. Yeah, just go to our following and type in Ryan and you'll find it. Alright guys, we love you so much. The next couple cities are going to be announced soon. Be on the lookout. And you already know, if you're a Patreon member, you are going to get to know before anybody else. Sweaty McGee. We gotta go get live show outfits. We do. We have to go shop LA. We're going to see you in 48 hours. Remember, 1 out of 10 quality bears don't make it home to Christmas. I can never do that. And we will see you

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