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The Merge Drop is here and the live show is announced. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 78. Round of applause. There's so many people in the studio and it was kind of a mild round of applause, but we're going to give you some more chances. The Merge Drop is officially live. You can see it all around us. Round of applause for the Merge Drop. There we go. That's what I needed. That's what I needed. The Merge...

The merch drop is officially live. Click the link in the description below or go to youshannostudios.com backslash shop. We have so many items. You can see them all around the studio for the audio listeners. You cannot see them, but just go to youshannostudios.com backslash shop. I am so proud of this merch drop. Shout out to the whole team for working so hard on making this happen. And thank you to the Youshannot family for making this possible and waiting and being patient. I hope it's worth it. I hope y'all go crazy.

A big shout out to the person who made all these very lovely and professional and perfect designs, Naomi. Round of applause for Naomi one time. I love you Naomi! Damn! Her Instagram is gonna be linked in the description below as well. Go show her some love. Flood her comments with some diamonds and tell her thank you for making such a great merch drop but that's not just all that's happened this week. We got another big announcement. Are you ready?

The second live show is announced. The Uschino Podcast is going to New York City. October 28th, Gramercy Theater. Tickets are live right now. Round of applause, please. We are going to New York October 28th at the Gramercy Theater. Tickets are live now. I'm not going to lie. We announced it on...

We'll be right back.

I would suggest you go to the link in the description right now and go buy a ticket. We cannot wait to see all you guys there. Yes, there is a meet and greet option that will be available to you after you already buy your ticket. So you're going to select your ticket, hit buy, and then in checkout you can upgrade to a meet and greet. We cannot wait to meet all you guys. It's my first time in New York. It's most of our first times in New York. The show is going to be so fun, so amazing.

And thank you to everybody for making this possible. We love you. Go get some new merch. Link in the description. Youshouldknowstudios.com backslash shop. And go get some tickets to our New York live show October 28th at the Gramercy Theater. We love you guys so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. The Ico Host Camp. Back in the studio. Yeah!

That's your biggest round of a platypusy poop. You know what I say? You almost said a bad word. No, that was Pig Latin. No, it was pretty close. Did you know I bought Rosetta Stone? But you don't know Pig Latin. Yes, I did. When Rosetta Stone was hot, we were like seven. No.

They're still alive. They're still well. They still breathe. I didn't say they don't breathe. I said when it was hot. We can't leave this beautiful blanket on that disgusting carpet. But you know why I got Rosetta Stones? Because we're going to New York. Oh, you got the Bronx Pack. The Bronx Pack. We're not going to be in the Bronx. We're going to be in Manhattan. But it's New York. Everybody's going to travel. Cam, welcome back, buddy. I missed you. I love you so much. You got a great grip in a lot of places. Okay. Well, New York, New York. In New York.

I wanna be like the Michelin Man in New York

Even if you wore the puffiest of jackets, no one would ever think you're the Michelin Man. Why not? You're the slender Michelin Man. They'd be like, oh, that's pure coat. That's simply not his weight under that pure coat. You need a coat, okay? You need some shoes that don't have slippy bottoms. I'm not sure what you mean.

There's a lot of, could be water. The time we're going, probably not going to be snow. October, late October 28th, Graveson Theater. There could be water. There could be just danger. So you need, you don't need to. Oh, kind of like my type. Like Walmart, like no. Exactly. No slip. You're not even sure if they have laces or not because it's pure black. You can't see the shoe. And the last thing you need is a good attitude. Not me. I'll be there, Bubba. I do need you.

Do you ever feel like you're in a brain pop? You know, like Tim and Moby? You remember brain pop? A brain pop? Yeah. You ever feel like you're in a good old brain pop? It's like you just grabbed me and threw me back into my childhood. Yeah. Bro. Brain pop was lit. And the fact that you said both of their names and didn't mess it up. I loved it. Brain pop is unbelievable. You remember brain pop? Oh my God. I'm still trying to think of that thing that I was trying to tell you two weeks ago.

How does that help? It has to do. The game that we played on the computers in Computer Lab where it's like... NFL Rush? No, no, no. It's like... I remember that. It's NFL Return. God, that was such a good game. And you'd have to dodge it. It got icy at the big levels. God damn, I miss a kid child. Oh, that was so good. No, the game that was like the art. You could take it and it was like... And you blew it up at the end? You can, yes! What is?

That was Microsoft Paint. That's all it was what that's all it was called. It was like my son. No, no, there was a kid version of it, huh? Oh, I don't know what the kid pics is. My life is complete kit Ashlyn kid pics. Oh, you don't know kit. Oh, you weren't cool, but kid pics. Oh

You don't remember going there? Maybe I do because I said the bomb thing. So, like, you open it up and it's, like, dark gray and black or whatever and all the things are on the side and you can just randomly create art as a kid. I think so, but I don't know the name. Oh, my God. Oh, I do remember that. I do remember that. This is what I was trying to tell you. And then you can blow it up at the end. That's a dynamite. Yes, yes. Oh, my kid pics, bro. I got in trouble because I drew a penis on it.

I drew a penis, and then I got that tap from my teacher. When you think you're incognito, and then they come behind you. And you just hit, you get that. I'm going to need you to log out. Right then and there, you're like, my PS2's gone. Oh, my God. I had a PS1 until I was in eighth grade. I had a Game Boy.

I had a Game Boy and a GameCube. Did you ever have a PSP? No, never had it. That was so ahead of its time. I had a Nintendo DSi and I made myself voice memos and I tried to rap over a milli freestyle that I recorded on the device. You still have it, please. I don't have it. I sold it. A milli. It was like a milli. I mean, I was like, yeah, my name is Cam. Did you know every word? Yeah. Couldn't say some, but I knew every word. I knew every word for a fact. Okay. We jumped the gun. Bro, kid pics. Oh my God. We jumped the gun. We did.

The merch is dropped. The merch is all around us. It's on my chest. It's on his chest. It's on our mannequins. We got puzzles, puzzle, notebook, blankets, tote bags, swim trunks, crop tops, t-shirts, koala club. I mean, there is everywhere. It's all over the place. We got tank tops. We got, I mean, it's, it's ever tote bags. The blanket is my favorite piece. The blanket. It's so big. So soft. I am not one to lie.

Okay. Me neither. This blanket is so much softer than what I thought it'd be. Yeah. We were expecting to put like, it's going to be a blanket. Oh, it's a cool blanket. They're really going to buy it like for just support. Yeah. Yeah.

This is genuinely going to be used in my house. If that was blank, I'd still have that. Yeah, it's, it is, it's like that, it's, it's so soft. Like, it's not thick. Like, a thick blanket is really good, but this one, by all means, it's not like a paper towel. Yeah. But it's that soft, just like you throw it over and it's, oh my God, it just does its job. It's great.

It's so good. The swim trunks, probably my favorite piece. Really? Probably my favorite piece. It's so intricate. Shout out to Naomi. So on the swim trunks, audio listeners, skip past or go to the video. But it's like she made these koalas on it. There's a koala in a floaty. There's a koala eating Froot Loops. There's a suited koala.

koala. There's a koala eating an almond joy. There's a koala chilling on a chair. And then the intricate details on the inside pocket. Inside pocket where you can put anything you need or something like that. Boom. Still says you should know. All the koalas. It's so dope. Unbelievable. Shout out to Naomi. She actually went crazy on this. She 100% killed it. I know people are going to be like, it's almost fall.

Hey, you're going to be alive for another year. We know it. So you're going to have another swimming pool adventure. Buy the damn trunks, all right? Yeah, go to a hotel, sit in the hot tub at 930. And actually, if you're in Koala Club, I wore these last week. 76 Extendo. 76 Extended on Koala Club. Link in the description below if you want to watch. I wore these as normal shorts. And it looks fire. They look fire and they're comfortable. It has the webbing on the inside, too, so your junk gets... I like when my junk gets cupped.

Cup is decent, but suffocated, no. Almost suffocated to where I know that it's not going nowhere. I know you're going to stay with me. My stuff's never going to go anywhere. You never feel like you might lose one? No. You might cough too hard? Oh, no. I'm like...

I was like, oh. No. Never. Whenever I wear panties, right? Whenever I buy panties, I'm thinking, like, I hate a boxer. Oh, boxers you leave. No, boxers you leave. Oh, no, it's always ducking and dodging and diving. I get that. No, the whole way. Oh, yeah, no. It slips right out. Like, peekaboo. Why is it cold? What?

You're just sitting there walking around, you're just like, ooh. And you look down, you're like, oh, shit. No, boxers are comfy, though. I love a good boxer. You're tripping. No, I'm only wearing boxer briefs. Boxer briefs will only be worn if I'm going out. In the house, though, wife beater boxer...

Dude, you are 40. Great combo. You just need a gut. I just need a recliner and beer. And a gut. Recliner, beer, and like Sunday midday football because I couldn't stay up for the evening game. And so the merch has dropped. The merch has dropped. I'm so excited about that. But then where are we going in late October? October 28th, we're going to New York, New York. Gramercy Theater, October 28th. New York City, New York. We're going to be there, and hopefully you will be too.

I'm so excited because one, it is my first time in New York. It is. You're going to have a fun time. Two, some of the special guests that are going to be in attendance. Yes. It's like a bucket list thing for me personally. It's like a bucket list thing and it's making me really nervous, but it should be cool. It should be fun. You're going to do great. And then we are working on an after party right now, so there will be an after party. There will be an after party. Y'all can all...

Come there with us afterwards. Chill. Hang out. Have fun. Drink. Be fantastic time. Yeah, we can't wait. It's going to be super, super special. Like Peyton said earlier, though, in the intro, not just saying it to say it, there's legit about 100 tickets left. So we want every single one of you to come, but we didn't rent out Madison Square Garden. And we wouldn't fill even a portion of that out. Yeah, it'd be bad if we did. So...

If you want to come, you probably should go get your ticket. That's all I'm going to say. Last thing I'm going to say about that. And we got a lot of comments saying, I thought y'all were coming here. Yeah. I thought y'all were coming down. I'm not going to lie. I did that and a piece of throw up hit the roof of my mouth and it dripped down into the middle of my tongue. And you re-swallowed it. 100%. What am I supposed to do? Spit it? Yeah. Honestly, Cam. Spit it. No, if you just spit it through up right then and there, the episode's over. The whole episode would have been six minutes.

I'm not going to lie. If you're about to ask me how much to eat your throw up,

I'm probably gonna strike you. For even assuming that's an option. That's all I was gonna say. You know those fans in the summer, right, that are filled with water? And they go around, they're like motorized, and you spray them on yourself? You put vomit in the bottle, and you want me to spray your vomit on my face. No, I'm saying I collect... I would literally cut your head off. With a katana. No, you need help. No, something's going on. A collection is... You're under attack. I would do that if you drank a sweat cocktail of mine. Oh, fuck. Yep.

Saw that gag reflex. No, I was doing that because of the stench of my ass. I'm talking about, I would do that for free. I would do that if I had a too hard of a workout. You're so raunchy. It's so, you're bad. That's your favorite thing about me. No, it's, oh no, it's not. Oh God, no, it's not. That scares me every time. That and that leg twitch. God, your legs are small. My legs are not small.

My legs are not small. No, it's not. Put the hat back on. Okay. Oh my God. No, I'm not going to lie. It was hereby this day that we signed. That's what you look like when you take the hat off. No, but you know what? I got my wisdom teeth out this week. There's so much to catch up on. I got my wisdom teeth out finally. Round of applause for you. No more weakest round of applause you've ever had ever. Yeah, they do not care about me. That's what I want to say. That's what I want to say. Oh God.

Y'all don't care about me. No one in this studio cares about me. You don't care about me. My parents at home don't care about me. I think one of my stitches popped. They dissolved. But so, right? Wisdom 2 surgery. I was very anxious about it. I have PTSD from the dentist, right? I'm terrified for good reason. I almost, I almost cahooted. Yes, I did. I was in a coma for two days. Yes, I did. The stitches popped. Yes, I was. Were you there? You didn't even know the story until I told you because you weren't even there as a friend. You didn't even drive down to Austin, Texas to be my friend. You don't love me. You don't care about me. Anyway, so did we know each other?

Yes. Okay. So what we did, yeah, we kissed by then. So whenever I got the teeth out, right, I was fine. Yeah. The day of the surgery, I was fine. Like I didn't even go to sleep when I got home. Yeah, that's crazy. I was knocked. It's because I'm not a legal advisor of FDA or nothing like that. I just drank a shit ton of pineapple juice today. Like almost a gallon of pineapple juice before. I wish I would have known that. Like literally, no swelling. I never swelled. I never swelled. What's the word?

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Okay, you're going to shit your pants. I'm not going to lie. There's going to be poop in your pants. I would leave it there until the rest of the episode because I'm a professional. Oh, you're a professional sick bastard. Put the hat on. Don't take it off again. You and these hats. Matter of fact, okay, we're on the wisdom tooth. I called this man maybe two to three times a day for four days straight. He's in his own apartment with just himself. He had a backwards hat on the entire time. I'm starting to be convinced that you're scared of your own hair. You are terrified of what you are.

Your naked form of yourself haunts you. You are frightened by your own hair. It's like, who is there to impress?

You had a backwards hat on. Like, get rid of the ball cap. Like, you gotta let it go. Get rid of it. You had that hat on for 96 hours. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, you need, no. There's therapy that needs to be in place. You know what it is? That's like your whoobie. That's your security blanket. I don't know what a whoobie is. It's like a security blanket, a toy, something you sleep with. Yours is a backwards hat. You're my security blanket. You don't want to cuddle anymore. You don't want to put crotch to butt anymore. Spoon. Crotch to butt spoon.

We never did. No, I was. No, that never happened. What is that little hunching motion? No. Sitting back there, haunching. No. No. Get your creepy hands off me. Yeah, we did. A backwards hat. There's more to it. No, this is what happened, right? Because I don't trust anybody. Including yourself. That's my hope. That's the point. You don't. Look at yourself. Find a mirror. Look up.

You don't like that. And you know you don't. That's why you hide. No, it's because... You need to go bald. But I keep it on my nightstand. I keep my hat on my nightstand just in case. What? Because when y'all call me erratically, and I know if I answer like this, you're going to be like, oh my God, you're a disgusting idiot, loser, skinny, hairy bag.

And then I cry. And then I cry myself to sleep. No, you need to go bald. Mr. Clean bald, start from zero. I can't. But then you'll be able to... Oh, we would see your reset button. But we'd see the great canal.

But... Dude, you talk about heads like yours isn't f***ing massive. Okay, my head is big, but it's still in normal shape. Most people that have very large skulls, they're weirdly shaped. I have a normal shape. You were weirdly shaped until you started working out. You look like you did musicals for a living. You look like you did your theater. You look like you did theater.

No offense to theater kids. I love you. I love theater. But that's what you look like. You look like you belong in High School Musical 1. Like you're on the ladder with Sharpay. Like that's... No, uh... Can I finish defending myself? My neck was quite skinny. Very skinny. You could fully choke me with one hand. You looked like a bob head. Like you looked like you were doing this all day. Oh, that's bad. You sneeze too hard, you pass out. Look. Well...

So the reason I keep my hat on my nightstand, right? Just in case when y'all call me, because when y'all call me, y'all make fun of me and y'all call me names and it makes me feel bad about myself. So I just put on the hat when y'all call me. That's it. Yeah, just clean your head.

Still, what's the weirdest thing you keep by your nightstand? Because I keep my ball cap because you make me insecure when you randomly FaceTime me. I would say I have a tray of coins, but... What do you do that? If there's loose change in my pocket before I go in for a nightly slumber, I simply put it on that tray. I probably have like $8 in coins. So wait a minute. But... No, no, no. I need to know how your nightly routine works. Because how does the coins in your pocket make it all the way right before you lay down in your bed? Because how does that not make out of... I'm getting tired. I'm about to get in bed. I'm about to get all the way down to my underwear. Cam doesn't bathe. I take sh...

You go into your bed. I am not the person. I am not going to shower. If there's no need for me to shower right before I go to sleep, I take off my outside clothes. No, you don't.

You just said that you're going with your outside drawers on. You get in the bed, butterball ass naked. I don't sleep naked. Exactly. So you have your drawers on. Yes. Outside drawers. That's your all day drawers. If I go to the gym. No, it's not. Oh, so you just change your drawers when you get home. I shower in the middle of the day. You don't. I go to the gym. You don't. So I get back at 2 p.m., shower. It is a very low energy.

Even keel day for the rest of the time, I'm not dripping in sweat like you are in your outside drawers. Alright? Now since we want to go there. My underwear are quite clean and they probably still smell of my fragrance. Yours resemble Louisiana Bayou, so you need to get butt ass naked. I don't. If there's coins in my pockets, I take my shorts off and I place the coins in the tray. And that's not even the weirdest thing I keep. It's a pocket knife.

Who are you scared of? It's not for protection. It is not for protection. What's going on at the Kennedy's? I keep a pocket knife for my toe. No, it's bad. Wait, no, no, no. You have an infected toe. I do. One. The other nine are pretty. It's green, purple, black. It looks like some flag of a foreign country. I would take out the purple. The other three are accurate. Yeah.

And it stinks. It smells like rodents. No, it used to literally smell like a science experiment. No, your toe smells like the underworld. Like, your shit smells awful. Wait, so...

Why do you have a knife? What do you do with the knife in your toe? Okay. Are you working to cut the toe off? Sometimes, but basically it started when I lost the toenail clippers. You know how on toenail clippers they have that little blade that comes out you can kind of dig under and clean? So I lost that. Okay. So I got a knife. I was like, I would never use a kitchen knife. So I had this pocket knife. And it's pretty old and dull, so I just go in there, dig out the gunk, toss it in the trash can. So you bought that to replace the clippers? I already had it.

Oh, no. So you got that. You used it to replace the clippers. Yeah. And it's been a part of my nightly routine. How long ago have you lost the clippers? About four years. No, I'm not going to lie. You've been knifing your toe for four years? If I stab someone with that knife, they are immediately necrosis. They are poison. It's like that blade is from the nether portal. It has magic with it. If I stab someone with that,

Their insides become black within 20 minutes. Somebody went through their whole high school career and you still have that knife. Yeah, 100%. Freshman to senior, I'm still blading myself. It's not nightly, though. It's not nightly. It's probably bio.

That knife belongs in Gotham. That is a foul knife. That knife is a relic. That knife should be mummified in a museum when our time is over. That knife is a nuclear weapon. Oh, yeah. No, that knife could cause a civil war. Foreign countries are scared of that knife. No, but I'm not John Wick. It's for no protection. If someone broke into my room, what am I going to throw the knife and it sticks and hurt? No. You honestly should, though. Oh, I should start...

You would start a second pandemic if somebody got stabbed. Oh, yeah. No. No, that knife. Honestly, it should probably never leave my house. No, it should honestly just get burned. I should melt it down. You're going to have kids. They shouldn't breathe that knife. No, dude, you were right, though. Like, if I get really deep and gunk comes. No, it smells like Baphomet's home. Oh, yeah. No, it's tough to be around. Dude, you're a nasty bastard. Yeah, Liv, you must love him.

That's so sweet. Yeah, but yeah.

That's my knife. Oh, speaking of high school, right? Did we talk about high school? I said something about high school. Oh, the four years. The four years. Freshman to senior. I'm not going to lie. We went to a high school recently together because you worked at a high school. I did. And we went back to visit some of your old colleagues, some of your favorite students. Oh, my God. And some of them watched the podcast, so I came to just say hi. Hate it. High schoolers are my biggest fear. It is a different world. High school is disgustingly different. It is like...

It's like a real-life GTA V in this high school. It's like euphoria in GTA. There's crime. No one is in dress code. There's no dress code. That's what happened to dress code. There cannot be a dress code. There cannot be a dress code. I see people walk around in just, like, potato sacks. Like, burlap. Like, there's more skin than I've ever seen in my life. No, like, some of them... It's bad. Some people are dressed like...

Like, they're going to Miami on a yacht. Oh, yeah. Like, where the... Yeah, it's like, hey, you're 15. I'm out here in Miami. Yeah. Put a shirt on. It is... Oh, my God, it's bad. And they all got the... They got the... Oh, my God, you think we're in a casino? Yeah, no. It smells like cigarettes. There's literally just dust clouds everywhere. It's like a plane. Oh, my God. In 1960. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's literally like a... They're just like, how's it going? Psst.

It is unbelievable. And they're all in the bathroom. They all just like hot box a bathroom. I went to pee and I almost got second hand. The bathroom is hell in the high schools now. Bathroom is hell. There's literally like curses like written on. I'm not talking like curse words. I'm talking about like vines.

voodoo on these spells. Like spell book witchcraft like carved into the stalls. There's vape everywhere. There's like cartridges on the ground. So you're 15. It's like just go to biology. Yeah. It's insane. And like whenever we were in high school we had like the main thing we had fights right. We had relationship drama.

And sports. And sports. And then there's obviously some drug kids. Oh, yeah. But that was a selective group. Yeah. That wasn't cool whenever we were in high school. High school from us to now is like the NBA from like 80s to now. Exactly. There used to be like one guy that could really shoot threes. When we were in high school, there was like one guy that really did drugs. He was like, that's him.

But now, everyone can shoot threes. And now in high school, nowadays, everybody's doing everything. Everyone's walking around like this. It's like, it's 7-15. In the morning. And you're trying to beat his ass. What is happening? No, they did that at my high school, too. And my high school was a little ratchet. But, like, fighting at 7 in the morning. I cannot get that angry at 7 in the morning. Couldn't conjure it. Couldn't. Like, my hands can't go like this. I literally was like, oh, man. I still, I'm like, I'm like.

I still feel like I'm dreaming. If I'm still digesting eggs, I cannot fight. Bro, yeah. It makes me think, like, were we lame in high school? Or is the world evil now? No, I think this is lame. I think drugs and, like, I'm not, like, St. Patrick over here, but, like, drugs and... Don't think that was the one you were trying to be. St. Patrick? What, are you going to hit a little heel click and bring out a pot of gold? That might be racist. I don't know if you can say that. Oh, you're Irish. And ginger. What? He is Irish. Or ginger. Or ginger.

Cam, you're not Ginger? I'm not Ginger. Holy shit, you're not Ginger. I'm not Ginger. Cam, you gotta let this go. I already... What are you looking at behind me? What are you staring at? Because I was just looking at her picture. Look how dark my head is right now. That's a painting! Look at me now! Orange. Cam. No, I'm not orange. Go back to Leo Skeppy episode 75 or something. When we had Leo Skeppy on and we were actually in a real studio that had high quality 4K cameras. 77. Episode 77, no? That was last week. 76. 76. 76. 76.

Look at that video. Have you watched it? You are orange, dawg. It's lighting. I already looked it up because so many people... Okay, light my hair. It's not going to be red.

You could do a different thing. Okay, because your hair is black. Okay, and you're just red. It's not red. I already looked it up. There's a slight reddish tint because that means somewhere in my lineage, somebody was ginger. Oh, my God. If you have to Google your hair tint, that means you're hiding something because you're ginger. I'm not ginger. You're making that up. All right. Don't pity me. If you're not ginger, I'm not 6'7". Don't pity me.

Maybe you're not that tall today. What the hell did you just go through? I don't know. Don't pity me? I don't know who says that. I don't know what land I was just transported to. Don't pity me. I don't know. That's some old shit. That is some old shit. But, no, that's like how old people text. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, God, no. I feel like old people, and this might be oldest or old, old.

Old against. Against age. Yeah, old age is in them. So I don't think at a certain age of elderly, you should get tested on everything normal civilians get. You should retest your driver's license. You should not be able to work a phone or you should be tested on it. 100%. And work a hot stove.

Like with flames. You shouldn't have control of open flames. So you're only giving them microwave food. Yeah. They can only eat soup and potatoes. They've been eating like me. Bro, I was about to say, they're only eating simply ready meals. They've been eating wisdom tooth recovery for you. Bro, no, but the way old people text, God, it kills. And my mom, she does it, but I wouldn't classify her as... Your mom's not old. She's older. She's a 38, 39-year-old daughter, so it's like...

But... I don't want to say her age. She's not old. But, God, the way she texts. I'll send the funniest thing I could possibly find. Send it to her. There's six laughing emojis. She goes...

Great. So funny. Period. And I'm like, screw you too. What did I do to you? Oh my God. No, and like super old people, when they hold their phone up like right here and they're typing like this. Hold the one finger. They're typing like this. It's like, hey, bro. Get a damn jitterbug. It's time to get a jitterbug or a landline. Write an email on a computer. Honest to God, they just need a home phone. If you're out and about, you better be with someone else. Do you remember, we'll get back to old people. Do you remember home phones?

scariest thing ever because I used to mack on girls. I'd give them my home phone. If someone else picks it up? No, no. So I would go in my closet, right? And I would hide. Oh, I did that too. But there was a home phone in my mom's room and she would pick it up and I heard her ass chewing on the other end. She would be listening. She didn't trust me at nobody. Bro, I used to take the home phone and I'd go in my mom's closet and sit there. Like,

Why did we do that? What's the closet? That's such a, I don't know. It's like, cause you were embarrassed, but you weren't, but like you just didn't want anybody hearing your game. I'm like, I still don't like people hearing my game. Yeah. It's like, I used to get a Sharpie and I got in trouble. He says, I used to write my signature on my bedroom door. Cause I knew I was going to use it one day. So I've had the same signature since I was a kid. The one I use now.

That's elite. That's tough. I bit a style from, I believe, Toy Story. The Sid, he had like a sign on his door that was crooked, so I literally got a piece of white copy paper and wrote in brown to make it think it was like wood, and I wrote the words jagged, and I wrote knock before entering, and I taped it on the door sideways. No, probably the lamest thing I've ever done in my life. Wait, Halev, didn't he still, like, I feel like majority of college you had that sign. Yeah, okay. That was...

Yeah, no it was that sign and that was on there since I was like 11. Yeah, we'd be like 19 coming in drunk Oh, it's gone. No, it's gone. It's definitely gone. Oh, but speaking of old people, I hate their skin.

I don't like their skin. Like, if I flick an old person, their right arm is done for two weeks. Oh, my God. They bruise like bananas, dog. They get so just multicolored. It's like, oh, my God. If you're like, like, our parents are getting older. Like, if my dad's, like, working on my car or something, he's bound to bruise and bleed. Oh, my God.

My dad, bro, my dog could just, he could just bark at my dad and his shit would go, he could just start bleeding. If my dad even picks up my dog, he's bleeding. If my dad looks at my car for too long, he's bleeding. Like, old people's skin looks like a multigrain bagel. Like, there's so many, there's different just like splotches and shit. It's like a little transparent too. It literally feels like you can go,

It's like ripping. They're made of paper mache. Oh my. Like it is insane. Like my grandma, rest in peace, we used to call her grandma legs. Paper mache. Like they're waking up and just putting. Oh, I made in elementary or middle school for a project, I made a paper mache Saddam Hussein. What?

What in the hell did you just disclose to me? I might be, I don't know if we're... Can we say that he's a real person? That is a real person. And it was for class. Some could argue a historical figure. Some could, and I was forced to do it. It wasn't like I was... You made up... It wasn't show and tell. I was really looking at my friend Saddam. It was like I was telling the story of his reign of terror. I'm so nervous.

Oh, my God. That is easily probably top five funniest things you've ever told me. I remember it was Coach Wolch's U.S. history class. Is that U.S. history? Saddam Hussein? Was he involved at all? He was something to do with our history. I honestly don't know who he is. I just know he did some things. So I remember I made it in my garage, and then –

It was the beginning of the year. It was like a beginning of the year project. And so this is middle school, right? And they're like, we picked from a hat and mine was Saddam Hussein. So I was like, I had to Google him. I was like, damn, this shit crazy. And so I made him in the garage. I gave him a mustache and everything. And then... How tall was he?

It was his head. It was his head. You made a bust of a paper mache bust of Saddam Hussein. I'm pretty sure there's a picture somewhere. My parents need to send it to me. There's got to be a picture of Saddam. And we'd have to stand by our bust and talk about Saddam.

And I remember this was my weird phase where I'd wear blazers to school. So I wore a green blazer to school with suspenders like hanging off my pants. And you know like those, you know that fabric of shirt when you can go like this and it changes? Like those pillows, you go like that? That was the texture of the blazer I wore to present Saddam Hussein. I can't, I'm sorry. Oh my god. You were wearing a stripper blazer, can you talk about it? Oh my pin is wet, stop it.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Did you ever have that Tiamachi? I thought you were about to ask if I ever made a paper mache. Satanic.

Did you ever have the Teramaki? What? The Chia thing. Y'all know them two had it? No, the little thing in the game thing. And it was like the little animal, and you'd have to give it to somebody else so they could watch it while you're gone. The little digital animal. Oh. Tamagotchi? A DigiPet. What?

I think it had a keychain, but I think I had the big one. A Chia Pet. No, that's where you grow. A Digi Pet. This is a Chia Pet. A Digi Pet. Tamagotchi. Yeah, did you have one? My brother killed and I punched him in the throat. And then he shot me in the eye with a Nerf gun. And then he grabbed you with his foot.

No, shout out to my brother and his feet. God, I love you, Preston. Holy hell. Preston, after that live stream, he gained like 100 followers because he was cooking my ass in that shit. Bro, he was cooking both of us. That was hilarious. He was getting all your shit. Yeah, that was funny. Preston's funny as hell. I think if Preston had not the nervousness to be on camera, he would be way more successful than me.

Alright, we had to- we were just laughing too hard. We had to come back. Break the fourth wall, we had to laugh. I like these swim trunks right now. They're very comfy. You're not putting them on. What are you doing? That's how much I like the merch. Your legs. I like my own stench. Oh, I hurt my finger. How are we liking them? Those are elite. A little dumpy in the back. Don't know if I can say. I got the new shorts on. I had to switch into them. I'm like a water hose down here. My shit's like coiled up on a hot summer's day.

You ever seen a python get scared? Same thing that's going down, downstairs. People that might be confused about the shirt behind you, right?

This is not, we're still gonna, we're still the podcast is going on. Everybody shut up. Oh yeah. This is my favorite shirt. Even though it has really nothing to do with me. I had a lot of memories in Rhonda. Who is Rhonda for the new people? Rhonda the Honda is my 2007 Honda pilot with 199,000 miles on her with a fake ceiling, fake little screw in lights. They're not lights. It was like a Rolls Royce. Everyone thought it was lights and she's a straight up savage.

I mean, straight up. We had so many memories in there. I think this is the first time we've announced that she's gone. She's gone. I have a new car. Great memories in that car. Great memories. Unbelievable memories in the car. So that's hence the loving memory because she is gone. Well, technically she's still with us. She's still alive. She hasn't been scrapped yet. But... For parts. Yeah, she's gone. So...

I mean, the crazy thing is this is like an exact replica. Like this is the car. That's literally Ronda. But the even crazier part is that is hand-drawn. That is not a picture of Ronda and just like digitized. Naomi drew that. Naomi's insane. In the description, but she physically drew that. That's ridiculous. In loving memory of Ronda the Honda. Man, the memories. What's your funniest memory of Ronda? I think one of the funniest ones was when we were driving around

is either to Seminole or back from Seminole. And we looked over and it was like... Wasn't he young too? 14 year old driving with one hand.

It was like a 14-year-old kid driving a car on an interstate with one arm. We have the video. We do have the video. Can we put it in Patreon? If I can find it. I have it. No, I know exactly where it's at. Okay, I think it's in my Snapchat memories from years ago. Send it to me. Patreon members, if you're in the Quali Club, you'll get to see that video. We were crying in the car. That all happened in Ronda.

Another thing about Rhonda. A lot of them I can't say. Her window got busted out and didn't work, so I made a duct tape window and had to drive three hours back home. Swear to God.

a minute and 30 into the trip, the duct tape went, it just flew out. I went a whole three hours, bugs and shit in my face. Oh, it was awful. She's fantastic though. God, I miss her. I have a video of my first time in Rhonda. You do? Yeah. It's when we were at Seminole. It was like our, it was August of like 2018 or something. It was the first time when we went to that gas station. That's like right when you pull out of Seminole, you're like, you're going to those winding roads. It's on that corner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was right there, and I got that little ice cream thing in there, and I remember I have a video. We were listening to Eminem in the car. Oh, the thing where you rip the cap off to put it in the machine? Yep. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I bet if I checked the macros on those, it'd make me shit my pants. See, dude, what's wrong with you? That's what pisses me off. Ooh, what's wrong with you? You try to be healthy and live long. That's what I was going to say at the beginning of the podcast. I don't know what I was going to say. No one loves me. That's what I was going to say at the beginning of the podcast.

You gotta stop that. You're gonna shit your pants. I think there's something in me. Like, I think there's like a gas thing. I think there's a... That God squeezes. That was gonna sound insane. So, no, this is the thing. No one here, there's a lot of people back here and everybody back here claims to love me. My parents claim to love me. You see how I'm talking to them and no one's looking at me. Like, no, that's what I'm talking about. No one respects me. No one loves me back here.

I've been going through hell this past week because I can't eat. I've been on an applesauce, mashed potatoes, soup, raining, ramen, rain, spaghetti-o's diet, right? Drinking Gatorade, smelling like crust in my bedroom. The wisdom teeth have nothing to do with your crust. Your crust stench. No. Shower. I don't want to shower with my wisdom teeth. I feel like the heat would have expanded my jaws.

No, literally my mom came into my room and she literally tucked the blanket in, like not in my ass, but like under my ass to where like no air could get out. You're incredible. You truly, you are astonishing at this point. What did I say? Your mind, it is such a work of art. You are,

It is fascinating. Thanks. You are just an incredible individual. It's because we were watching Science Suns. You think you get a surgery in your mouth and you cannot bathe. Yeah. You think the water heat is going to expand your bone structure. No, it's not my bones. It's my gums. You said your jaw is going to go big. You said your jaw. My jaw jams. My jaw jones. My jaw jones. Bone jones.

Why do people watch this? Like, honestly, what do they get out of this? Like, what do we provide? It's sad because so many people relate with you. It frightens me. Yes, because you know what it is? Y'all are liars. You're a liar. Everybody that watches this, you're a liar. Y'all are liars. Everybody lies. Everybody has what I have inside. But they have that thing...

No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. That's going to get clipped everywhere. You're going to look insane. You look like you just got out of a ward. You're like, everyone has what I have in here. They don't let it out. They can't. And I just, I do. That's what you look like. That's exactly right. No. I have something, right, that you have. Oh, no, I don't. Oh, my God. No, I don't. Oh, you have things I will never have.

um are you holding my credit card what is it what is happening what else is she buying for those that don't know lift spent two thousand dollars in five minutes two minutes shut up okay but this is what i was gonna say right forget my mind please you need to forget it so look right

I've been going through hell this past week. I haven't smelled good, I haven't felt good, and I've been like this. 'Cause that's- you know when you feel good, you don't feel good, it's like this. No, that's such- no, that's such a real thing, though. When you don't feel good, that shit's gone. No, like when you're sick, oh my god. You're like, "Why'd you get- wake your ass up." I had to pull one at John, so... Okay, sorry. Had to stay in the sauna, wake that thing up. Anyway, right? So...

I didn't feel good this last week, right? I've been eating mashed potatoes. I got holes in my skull. I have PTSD because I've been through traumatic things with my mouth and surgery. Doctors put flame in my mouth while I was awake. I watched a match go into my throat and then woke up three days later. Imagine that. I was on a plane.

An ice diet for a week and I had wisdom in my skull that had to get taken out. So look, I couldn't eat and I only eat, I eat Whataburger, McDonald's, Chipotle, Starbucks every day. Those are my four meals every day. I haven't even been able to shit because there's nothing in me. And so, and this is what y'all do.

Y'all took me to Tropical Smoothie and I love Chipotle chicken flatbread. It's my favorite food. So good. And y'all ate it in front of me and then Cam said, you can lick my bacon. I ate that bitch right in front of you. My parents brought Whataburger into my apartment and sent Cam and Liv pictures of it. This is very true. I was out with these undisclosed names yesterday. We went to In-N-Out and ate it in front of me. And then we went to where else did we go?

Chick-fil-a and they ate it in front of me. No one respects me. No one. Oh, it is what it is. All right. All right. If okay, if y'all get y'all's legs cut off in a traumatic incident, I'm signing you up for a marathon. See how that feels. That's not the same. If the equivalent would be if we get our legs cut off and you ask us to go watch you run a marathon. We know I couldn't do that. Oh, yeah. You'd be like, damn, this is hard. Honestly. No, you can't. Yes, I could. No, you can't. Without training. I could run a marathon and not be last. I agree. Yeah.

The only thing that saved you was the not be less. I googled how far it would take to walk to the moon. It's 200,000 miles away. And by car, that would take five and a half months. By foot, three years to walk to the moon. What did you? It's 200,000 miles away. It would take five months by car, three years by foot. If I did my calculations correctly. And I didn't do it in Australian time. I don't agree with the second one. Honestly, I would burp you if you let me. You would burp me? Yeah. As if I was an adolescent. You have a good neck.

To hold. I think I have good bone structure. I think your bones frighten me. Somebody commented that when I wear skinny clothes that I look like that thing from Spongebob in the wheelchair, they're saying chocolate. Chocolate! And that hurt my feelings. But we have Ashlyn and Liv. We do have them. Celebrate the merch drop in the live show and let's get them on. Well, let's get them on. Auntie Ash, Mama Liv. The You Should Know Podcast.

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First of all, we're all rocking that brand new merch you can find in the description box below. You should know studios.com backslash shop. How y'all doing? We're doing good. It is a great day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. I have to talk about something. We have to address something right now. Oh my, oh my God, Dewey. Oh, it's with this one right here. Don't, don't, don't point like that. Oh no, it is, it is this one. This sickest thing ever. What time did I tell you to come in here today?

Noon. And what time is that? There's nothing to think about debate! There's nothing to ponder on. There's no... Noon! What time is noon? You ask a country bumpkin what time noon is, they're gonna say like 11:00, 11:30. Okay, but two things. But there's two very interesting things. One, it doesn't change for anyone. And you're not a country bumpkin! You're not. I don't know what... You might be. You're not a country bumpkin. You don't know that. No, we do. It's fact. It's fact.

She's insane, too. She's crazy. Why are you saying noon can be different times, Ashlyn? Yeah, what does that mean? When did you learn when noon was? Who said noon is at this time? It's universal. Who said that? What time did you learn what time 3 o'clock is? No, what time did you learn what midnight was? Like, when did you learn that? In school. They went through the clock and they said midnight. And they left out noon? They didn't.

No, they didn't. They did. Ashlyn, I love you to death, girlfriend, but I taught. You taught your students noon? I taught my students. I was a first grade teacher. And like on their things, I did say, I said 12 o'clock. I didn't specifically say noon. I didn't use the term noon. But no, okay, but it's not like noon. It's not a noon interpretation. It's not. Noon is noon. But what is noon? It's 12. It's noon. It's 12. It says who?

I guarantee you it's gonna say noon is midday at 12 p.m. Is noon just confuses me because nobody tells you what time noon is

Where did you grow up? Yeah. Ben, Texas. Ben, Texas. So you see this country fucking. So if somebody were like, if you were having a meeting and they're like, let's go grab lunch at noon, you'd be like, please. I would specify. You'd be like, is that 1.30? That's insane work. That's exactly what I did in our text. What's the first thing that pops into your mind when you hear noon? 11. Oh, my God. Oh, Ashlyn. Ashlyn. 11, 11, 11.

Here, let me stop you right here. There's no, Olivia, there's no but. I understand where she's coming from. No, you don't. No, you don't. I'm honestly looking back trying to sit here and think about it as y'all are bantering. No one has ever taught you nude. Honestly, think about it. When did someone sit you down and say, hey, Kim,

Hey, Cameron, this is noon. They don't. They only do it with midnight. So noon is up for interpretation. Okay, no one's ever sat me down and be like, this is what midnight is. It's just a learned thing. It's midnight. It's midnight. Well, you learn what midnight is when you stay up too late, and you also learn it in school. But they don't teach that with kids.

- Yes they do, 'cause lunch is at noon. - So you think, yeah, class is at noon. - No, they have A, B, C, and D lunch. - And you know what time it is, it's not just A at time, B time. - They don't say B lunch is at noon. - Yes they do, that's exactly how you know when to go. - On the schedule it doesn't say noon. - Yes it does! - Okay, so you're telling me

You could walk on the street. No, it doesn't say noon. She's saying it's going to say 12. It says 12. So, okay, you mean to tell me if I told you, if I literally sent a text and I said, you need to be, if I said, I think I felt things fall off. If I send you a text, if I send you a text and I said, there's a million dollars in a briefcase under this tree, you have to grab the suitcase at noon and there's no more communication after you get that text. What time are you showing up to the damn tree? 11.

Oh my God. And you're going to miss a million dollars because of your pride. I would stay there because I just don't know what time. It's noon. Ashton, if I said you have to come get this shot at 2 p.m., you're not going to question that. That's 2 p.m. That's not noon. Noon is noon. Exactly. 2 p.m. is 2 p.m. Ashton, what do you think afternoon means? Afternoon. It's in the afternoon. Afternoon. Okay, no.

It can mean a lot of things. No, it doesn't. What are you saying? After noon. After the time noon. I think afternoon is like 3 p.m. It is. Jesus Christ. We're saying the breakdown of the word. The breakdown of the word. The breakdown of the word. After meaning post. So noon means what? Post, noon, 12. Noon means 12. Who says that? The world. Ashlyn. Ashlyn. Ashlyn. Show me. Show me. Who said that? Who invented noon? That is true. Who invented 1 p.m.? God, I don't know. Tell me who made the.

Tell me who gave you the lesson on Midnight.

Who invented midnight? Since you're so, oh, your teacher, Miss Mackie, invented midnight. Okay, think about this, though. If you're walking on the street and you're like, okay, do you know what noon is? Do you think 99% of people are going to say yes? Yes! I would literally venture to say 100 out of 100. If I walked outside of our studio and I polled 100 human beings, 100 of them are going to say it's 12th.

No one else is going to go. It's actually like, that's law. Like, that's law. That's not like a folklore. It's law. Listen to this. The first time we like talked about it in the group message when we said, hey, Ashlyn Noon, were you very like thrown off? Like, did you even know what the term noon was? So she's never even heard it. So it hasn't been used to her. No, it has. No, it has. Every time I hear noon, it just, I get anxious about it because I don't know. What is happening? I don't know what time.

Noon, that's what time it is. I saw the message and I was like. Okay, so she needs more detail. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's four letters in one time. Noon. 12 p.m. Noon. Whatever. I don't know. I feel like noon is very up for interpretation. It's not though. It's not though.

I said, so like 11, 1130 or like 12, 1231. What time is noon? The fact that you gave a two and a half hour window for the word noon is madness. Now that is madness. If afternoon gets that much of a timeframe, why doesn't noon? Cause after all afternoon means afternoon. After that time is morning.

That's the, it's not noon. Morning's not an exact time. It's everything before 12, before noon. Okay, noon is a term. It's not specifically a time. No, it's not. It's a term. Noon is noon. It's a term, just like morning's a term. Okay, okay. Like 12, 12 is a number. One is a number. Three is a number. Half is not a number. Two o'clock is a number.

Half is a term, right? Half is a term. Half can mean a lot of things. What's half of eight? Time. Four. What's half of ten? Five. Half is a term, but it means half of something. It means something. That's a fact. So it's a term. But it means an exact thing. It means an exact thing, though. It holds one. It is a term that holds one thing. I've never seen you so red. Can I see?

Yes, go ahead. This is madness. Go ahead, go ahead. Listen, so let me ask you this very important question. What time is morning? From what time to what time is morning? That's not a set time. No, I'm asking what time is morning. Morning is not a set time. Why? That's the answer. It's not a set time. What time is it after? It's not a set time. It's after 12. You just said it's any time after 12. Any time after 12. Because after noon, the time of 12. So morning could be anything before 12.

So what is afternoon? After 12. After 12. After noon. Let's break it down. Let's break it down. After meaning post, meaning prior. Noon meaning 12. Not prior, post. Post. After. Afternoon could be different to multiple people. It is. Afternoon is after. After. Holy shit. No, no. After. No, listen, listen, listen to you. Noon.

Listen to me. Oh, just shut your mouth. Oh, just shut your goddamn mouth. Listen to me. Listen to me, Ashley. No, no, no. Everybody be quiet because I might bleed. Listen. I think my penis is going to fall off. Listen. Noon, right? Noon. Yes. Noon slash 12 because it's the same thing. Just listen. Noon slash 12. After noon slash 12. Get it? Because noon and 12 are interchangeable. Yeah, what the fuck? The word noon is interchangeable with 12.

What? Noon is 12. 12 is noon. Noon is 12. Yes. Show me. The literal definition of noon is 12 p.m. What's the definition of 12 p.m.? Noon. There's no definite. What's the definition of 8.30? There are. There we go. What's the definition of 2 p.m.? There's not one. 2 p.m. Okay. There you go. You did it right. You did it right.

You said noon is 12. It has a definition. What's 2 p.m.'s definition? We said noon. The definition of noon is 12 p.m. You just... You're wrong. You asked us what the definition of 2 is.

You asked us what the definition of 2 is. There's no definition of 2 p.m. There's not. Noon's definition is 12 p.m. I just don't believe it. But then you said 12's definition is noon. No. Yes, you did. Payne just said that. Listen, I said what time. He said they're interchangeable. They're interchangeable. That's why afternoon is after 12. Okay, whatever. Get it? So afternoon's up for interpretation. No, it's everything after 12. Anything after 12 is in the afternoon. But when you tell someone, hey, be there in the afternoon, you're not going to be there.

There's not a set time. It's anything after 12. That's super vague. If you tell someone, be there at noon, it's 12 p.m. Yes. Be there in the afternoon. That's after 12. That's vague. Be there in the morning, just like you said earlier. That's vague. Be there at night. Vague. Be there at midnight. It's fucking 12 a.m. Be there at noon. It's 12. Oh, my God. I'm going to kiss you in the mouth. Everybody knows what midnight is. Not everybody knows what noon is. Ashlyn, listen to me. Hold on. I'm going to end this right now. We can go to the next. Oh, my God. I Googled. I just don't believe you. Google.

What time is noon? Noon means midday or 12 o'clock. Midnight refers to 12 o'clock at night. If you ask someone what midday is, what would they say midday is? The middle of the day. That's vague. It says...

It didn't say or it said noon is midday or 12 the what is the middle of the day? What is the middle of the day 24? It's a midday or 12 so midday is up for interpretation MIT. What is the middle of 24? What's the middle of 24 matter of fact back to half? What's half of 24? What's interesting?

That wasn't so hard for you, yet noon is a fun... It's perplexing your mind. Okay, but the thing is...

The thing is, if she was never exposed to it, no one has ever told her what noon is. That can be anything to her. I just refuse to believe I've not been in an establishment where noon has been said. People have said noon all the time, but I always ask because I don't... Well, now you know. And some people say different things other than 12. Those people belong in prison. They're rotting in hell. Those people are rotting in hell. If they want noon to be 12, they should just call it half. In the story, from now on out, just say 12 o'clock. Half day. 12 o'clock.

Y'all make me itch. Half day should be noon. It's up to noon. That's literally, what do you think? What do you think? Midday. Mid, meaning middle. Day, meaning the day. It's up for interpretation. How many hours are in a day? 24. What is the mid of 24? 12. I hear you, but you're wrong. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. We got him. Girl, yeah, yeah, yeah. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Alright, they're very wrong, but it's alright. That's sickening. This is why I know y'all love having them on, y'all love hearing this, but it literally takes years. Off of my life. Off of my life. I'm making you younger. Excuse me? No, you're sending me to my grave. But, I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture, paying it care. Pop culture, paying it care. What do you got for pop culture? I don't know what's happening in the world. I've been in bed rest. I have a decent thing. We're going to go music for this time around. Oh, Drake. Slime You Out.

Slime on you slime you out slime on slime you out. I think it's lime you out. It's a good song Whatever shit him and says this one you out Drake dropped a Pre-release track off of for all the dogs very good. We sing is a Very good song can't wait for the album and then Rodarius Rodarius is back in action He dropped an album I really enjoy rod waves music but I

I mean, a lot of people can say this about artists that they're not just diehard stans, and someone's going to try to argue me, but it's like, if you're being real with yourself, Rod Wave has made essentially three or four of the same album. Every album sounds the exact same. Y'all can say that about any artist. No, you can't. No, you can't. No, you can't. No, you can't.

I mean, Country Meets Closer, but like... Country Meets Closer. But why, if his albums have done so well, why would you say that? No, exactly. I'm just saying, as a listener, yeah, as a listener, it's like, I could literally probably turn on a song and be like, it's going to sound like this. There's going to be this type of melody.

And that's going to be that. It's just the same every time. Which, if it works, don't stop it. It's not broke, don't fix it. I still listen to the album. I still like Rod Wave, but I'm saying it's just like... I'm a big Rod Wave fan. I'm less excited for it now because I've got three years of the same. There is hit songs that are fantastic, but I know exactly what it's going to be. Rod Wave sells a lot of tickets, which is crazy. He sells a lot, like arenas. His shows are good.

Yeah, but I feel like if he got out of his comfort bubble of making the same song, he would be one of the biggest artists ever. Because he's so talented, but he just keeps that same... Maybe he's just waiting. Like Drake. Like Drake. Drake has given...

timeless like masterpiece albums yeah then he did more of a certified lover boy you know he had his like his uh appealing to the to the boys doing some slow songs whatever and then he said all right bet boom a whole house music album it was so good whole house music he's never done that and he did he didn't do like a song or a ep he did an entire studio album of a complete different genre everyone clowned him for it and then in two weeks number one album in the world yeah

It's like that's how you literally transcend and you keep growing. I am, but I'm not. I can listen to Taylor Swift all day and I'll be straight. I love Taylor Swift. I'm not saying nothing. I love her. Taylor Swift is phenomenal. Yeah, she's great. Why'd you do this? I love her. She's the best.

I like this podcast. I like keeping it. I love Taylor Swift. She's the best. She's the great. She is, though. Are you talking about the Travis Kelsey thing? I know what you're doing, but she is a goat. Travis Kelsey thing? I heard something about it. Yeah, about how Travis Kelsey, like him and Taylor Swift were like trying to date or someone said no to each other. Travis Kelsey, he's majestic. He's a beautiful man. He is majestic. You're a Travis Kelsey fan? I said go for her.

Oh, good for her, like saying, like, okay, okay. I didn't think that was Travis Kelsey's flavor. I'm not going to lie, me neither, but... He likes him, he's a queen, some black woman. But, you know, it didn't go right, so he's going to try to tell them different. Travis Kelsey makes me blush. What? What did you just say? No, there's something behind you, actually, and I was just looking at it and admiring it. Travis Kelsey makes me blush. Uh...

crazy that's the same thing to say but he's majestic you know this is a top 20 podcast right can we switch the topic so he might hear that and if he does literally fly me out to Kansas City no basically I want to get like a nice little taper with the buzz I'm afraid my head's a tad bit too big but I'll

I would admire to look like Travis. Send him your barber. What part? This part? No, I'm about to get a guard, and I'm going to take all this down to this, towards all the same length. I think it'll look good. It's big. It's enough where he can grow out. Ooh, let's talk about... What's her name's creepy demon album? Doja Cat. No, we're not talking about that. No, we're not doing that. I love Jesus Christ. Okay. My Lord and Savior. Never mind. All right. Um...

I think there's something else I wanted to talk about. I did the music. Was there anything crazy that happened this week? Was there any... Live show. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about the live show. Let's promote that a little bit. We're all going to be there. We're all going to be there. Ante Ash will be there. The whole gang is in New York. Ante Ash is going to be there this time around. So y'all can come and see.

If you want to take flicks with Auntie Ashlyn, she's been on 10 Minute Talks. She's been in vlogs. She's been on Full Link. She's been here the whole time. She's been working hard too, though, so she's missed a couple. But she's a working woman, but she's going to be there in New York. So is Sanjan. He's been a couple. Ryan's going to be there. Oh, my. The whole gang's going to be there. The whole gang's going to be there. Oh, Lolly's going to be there. You will hear her ass in the damn crowd. You're going to hear this right here. Yes!

Like this woman's yelling behind me. But the whole gang's going to be there. It's going to be very awesome to have everybody there. But this is what I was going to say. If you have been to the other shows, okay, I know we've prefaced this before. Yes. So you know how Drake is on tour right now. Or comedians are on tour. And they're not going to change what they do from city to city. It's going to be the same show. Obviously, like if you went to the Dallas show, it's going to be the same show. Like structure wise.

But we're going to make different things. We made some adjustments. Just here and there. I don't want y'all to buy a ticket to this next show and then get there. Expecting something completely different. It's the same thing. This is practice. We wanted to make it good for y'all. You perfect the show and then you go and show it to multiple places. Drake's going to give you the same set list.

Like if you went to a Dallas Drake and then you go to Atlanta Drake, you're in the same songs. He might have a little different joke because this is Atlanta. He might bring a different guest out. They don't even change the jokes. But it's – I mean, it's the exact same thing. Yes. So if you went to the first one, first ever live show in Dallas –

You can still come if you want, but we're just telling you two things. One, it's going to be the same show. Two, do not spoil it for anyone else. Thank you. That's it. I don't know why I said thank you. You said thank you. Thank you. If you come to the after party, we could take shots together. We do do that at the after party. We do do that at the party. I like the tequila.

Cam had a hard time saying no, so he had a rough night. Y'all were just blessing us, hanging out with us, and there was a lot of shots that came my way. And I was more reserved the first after party. I think New York is going to give us an energy where I'm not going to be too reserved at the second after party. Whoop-dee.

We'll be going crazy. And with the special guests we have that are coming. Oh, yeah. It's going to be insane. It's going to be a star-studded deal. We're going to be like 50 deep. Oh, yeah. It's going to be insane. It's going to be dope. Also, for New York, I don't think, this is my challenge to the New York crowd. I don't think they're going to be able to beat the Dallas crowd. Dallas crowd was crazy. It was so loud. It was crazy. They were loud in the line to get in. Yeah, they wrapped around.

Around the outside. So New York. I know y'all are cool in New York. You know what I mean? Y'all like. You heard? You know, a bodega, bacon, egg, and cheese. You heard? A bacon, egg, and cheese. I want y'all, like, out of use of no show, I want all the cool shit to go away. I don't want anybody to feel cool. We're a big, happy, weird-ass family. Goofy family. One roof. And we're going to laugh. We're going to be loud. We're going to drink if you can and if you want. And.

And we're going to take that night to forget about anything we have in the real world, and we're going to have fun. So be loud, have fun. And even if you come alone, it's not going to feel like you're alone. I promise. You're going to have a big old family there. All right. I love you guys. I can't wait to see y'all in New York and for y'all to be seeing y'all rock the new merch that's available right now. You should know studios.com backslash shop. Cam, tell them what they can get on the Patreon this week.

Patreon this week. So, you all know and love and you've always loved 10-Minute Talks with Mama Liv. She hit a milestone this week and there is 10-Minute Talks episode 30. Woo!

Which is an hour long episode featuring the whole gang. We're sitting there talking about deep questions, going into relationships, having some funny laughs. We even did a draft. It's a whole hour of us hosted by none other than Mama Liv herself. 10 minute talks. Episode 30 is going to be on there. Uh, we're going to shoot an extended as well. So that'll be on there. They're going to get a lot this week on Patreon. It's going to be linked to the description and there's gonna be some other things that you will hear about on Patreon, but you got to be there to hear about it. So bada bing, bada boom. And, uh,

Sign up to... Because there's some things in the merch drop that didn't make it to the final cut. So I'm not saying anytime soon, but be in the Patreon and y'all might get access to that in the near future. Yes. Just saying. Just saying. And I...

What's the secret code for today? All right, the secret code for today is... Nope. It is... No. M-I-L. Mill. You know what Mill stands for? Merch is live. Merch is live, open, available right now. Merch is live, baby. Put Mill everywhere. Put it on Instagram posts. Put it on Instagram stories. Put it on the comments. I love the Instagram podcast. Put it on Peyton's... You look like...

Bare chest That little boy Off the dinosaur movie When he's like Following his dinosaur around The good dinosaur That's what you look like She just said She said you look like A primal kid Do you remember that Dinosaur movie The lame before time I cried Because I all died I cried at Garfield When the dog got lost And ran away I cried at Marley and me With my grandma Marley and me Everyone should cry If you don't You don't have a soul Oh can I say something Sure

I don't know if I can say this. I just want to say, can I rest a piece of Dusty one time on the podcast? I want to give a shout out to him. I want to give a shout out to my man Dusty one time. Shout out to Dusty. Shout out to Dusty, yes. That was my beloved dog. My mom and dad's dog since I was in like fifth grade. He just recently passed. I didn't put him down this past week, so yes. In the comments, if you want to, put either RIP Dusty or put

Send in love prayers, whatever you want to to mama Lisa Papa Mike, whatever But yes, that was their baby just as much as me But yes, he did he get a Hershey's kiss right before he went down So that's a great way every dog deserves to taste chocolate before they have to go because they can't have it while they're alive We love every single one of you

Fantastic episode. We can't wait to see the pictures and the posts from merch and live show. Tag us and everything. We can't wait to see all that. We love you. We love you so much. Remember.

Y'all got a shoe flip? There you go. Just get it resting on your heel like this, just super loose. CJ, keep all this in. We're having a great time. I'm cold. It feels cold in here. Okay. But I like it, though. It feels fantastic. Get a puzzle. I want to see the first person to complete a puzzle. Oh, yeah. Hey, that offer still stands. Well, Koala Club saw it. First person to purchase a puzzle and complete it and tag us and post it. You're going to get all the love, reposts, shout-outs, everything.

Don't go don't hire a professional puzzle maker. Yeah, if you find out if you hile up a puzzle Ohio and you holla puzzle mark on the father. Okay, I want to get naked and kiss cam That's it. Please get us out of here. What I take lovers don't be over Christmas. I don't know how to do that. Oh And we'll see you in the next one what you say See October 28th

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