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Woo! Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 91. Thank you so much for coming back. We are fresh off of an amazing live show in Los Angeles. We will touch that at the top of the podcast. But if you are new here, if you haven't already, look below, you see the subscribe button, is it pressed? You're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see that comment section, is it fulfilled with your name? Guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. We have an announcement for our next two live shows.

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Bro, you just pulled a me. That's how I sound when I get in pain. Your knee is so bony and sharp. I don't like this. What's happening to us? What do you mean? Why is your hood on? First of all, you're- Well, I was gonna do something, but then you hurt your- To large, white, a little pointy. I look like a- It's small. I just don't like this. I don't know- I just don't like this. But you're so far away from me, and your outfit is horrible. Dude-

That's the type of guy you are? In my exact same breath, I was about to compliment you.

In the exact second I was about to say, dude, you're Michael Jordan Air Flight Jordan 3. They're not Air Flights. Don't play with me. Dude, you're Air Michael Jordan Dunk School Flights. You're Retro Michael Jordan Flight Air Jordan number 3 reimagines are sick, dog. Thank you, bro. Thank you. And your socks, they actually look white. Hey, your high school warm-up sweatpants, dingy-ass socks, and free shirt. Oh, these are the Afghani socks.

Look at the bottom of Cam's socks. Show them. Show them. Show them. Another week. Okay, we gotta stop doing that. We gotta stop getting so naked. I know a lot of, a part of it is me. We get naked on the episode. A part of it is you. 98% of all nudity that's been on this podcast is you. You think so? 100%. You literally go, dude, like, I mean, I see your story, but you're taking so, time to play the game. There's Sprite in the air. You're spitting. Break the, I'm good.

Wait wait wait do that shit again. Yo, no the spin you did. Oh my god. Please do the break the walls down. I don't know if I can redo it. My knee almost popped out. I felt my PCL hit the other one. Thank you. Oh my god. No but...

No, speaking of me getting naked on the podcast, I was on the phone with my mom the other day, and she goes, can't wait for the day I can watch a podcast if my son isn't naked or spitting. Yeah, literally. But you're either, your bird is out, or you're spitting. Like a bird. You're a bird. You are a razor. What kind of bird would I be if I was a bird? Crow. Nasty. Not because you're black. Because you have disgusting talons downstairs.

Your rib cage is quite small, but sometime protrudes like Ruby. And you're just a nuisance. Or somebody Google and enter in most secluded bird...

And you already have your built-in nest. Like, you're good to go, dog. You're good to go. Somebody Google what is the most secluded, keeps-to-themself bird that would be you. I think I resemble a flamingo. Absolutely not. They are pink, vibrant. Liv said it's not a bird. Liv just said it's not a bird. What classifies as a bird? Bird. Like flies? So a penguin's a bird? Yeah, that's probably the first box. Can the bitch soar in the air? Nope, not a bird.

Definitely not a bird. That means a penguin's not a bird. Penguin's a bird. They can't soar in the air. They're one of few. They have wings. They have talons. They have beaks. They have everything. Are there birds without wings? What is it? Is it just like a drumstick at that point?

Just like fried chicken? But no, I don't understand birds, but I'm not going to talk about animals. Please don't. Jesus Christ. I'm trying my best to be a new me. It's almost 2024, and I'm trying to be a better and more clothed, less stinky me. The fact that that just pained to leave your... You literally said, it's almost 2024, and I'm trying to be a...

Like, you don't even want to. What are you going to do better in 2024? How about not click clack every five seconds? How about you keep your volume in a public setting at a lower level and I'll tell stories in under 10 seconds? Yeah, how about that? Okay. If you keep clothes on, don't spit and... Never mind. Last one would have hurt. How about what? Nothing. There is so much saliva in your mouth. You've got to stop that. I have wet mouth. You do have wet mouth syndrome. You like my wet mouth. WMS.

What mouse in the room? Oh, you like all my bracelets? I know, I left mine in L.A. Cam doesn't care about the fans. L.A., I left L.A. We're going to jump right into it. We're going to jump right into it real quick. They're not going to get the full deep dive because you know you get that on the Patreon. Full deep dive of the L.A. show and the whole week. All...

Oh, God. That is my... Oh, full deep dive of the LA entire week. Well, four days we were there. The show, the vlog of the whole time we were there, and the extended where we break it down piece by piece is all on Patreon. Where does bad breath come from? Bacteria. But where? Because I believe... Is it in the throat or in the tongue? It's all of it. I think you don't brush your teeth adequately. We all know that. It's literally like...

No, the reason I stay up so late at night is because I know I need to brush my teeth and I cannot get up and go do it. So it's either like I will find that inner strength to go brush my teeth or I'll just fall asleep and then I'll flip the film over my mouth. Dude, I woke up the other morning and I was like, it is tough for me to be around myself. You're just like... Dude, that's one of the reasons I don't have a girlfriend. Yeah.

That's one of the reasons? Because it's just like, she will leave. She wakes up next to me one morning. She's going to be like, hey, babe. I'll be like, hey. She'll be like, ugh. She'll be like, ugh. No, get ready for 10,000 comments. I'd do it. Yeah, I'd do it. I would lick your breath. I'd bottle your breath up, boil it over a nice warm pot of water, and soak it into my flesh. So this whole time, I've been reading those comments for about a year, right? And I've been like, women are liars. You're all lying to me. But at the LA meet and greet, remember that?

girl who said she wants me to oh can I say it yeah go ahead this is toward the tail end of the meet and greet we're being very polite gentlemen hey sorry we're extremely sweaty yeah hot lights are still on we're not doing a meet and greet after the show we're never doing a post never ever too sweaty god I hope you watch this one Marcus I swear to god we're never doing a post show meet and greet we're literally drenched in sweat I texted him he's not he said okay anyway we did a post show meet and greet we're terribly sweaty hey sorry we're super sweaty she goes no no that's okay I want it

He goes, no, you don't. It's awful. She goes, no, no, I want it. Matter of fact, I want all of it. I said, and I understand you're like, what? He goes, no, no, I promise you, you don't. Like trying to joke. She's like, I want all of your sweat,

all over my body right now and i was like do you need a room like is that do you need a room i was feeling i was like where's gabriel yeah it was like where's gabriel but or the security guy in the alley no oh my god hey at our la live show if you wanted to come to our green room and assassinate us you had full opportunity yeah that guy was in a ski mask on his phone eating doritos headphones in literally like this

Yeah, bro. I was like, hey, bro. Oh, I'm going to say that. But LA live show. I know the burning question. And you know, I've never been scared, to be honest. The burning question. Oh, I will be honest. Did they top New York? Say your answer on three. A yes or no answer. Ready? One, two, three. No. No.

No. LA was fantastic. LA was fantastic. Okay. Great show. We said no to be funny like we said it aggressively, but it's not like New York was a 10 out of 10. LA was a 4. No, no, no. LA was like an 8.9, 9 on the dot. Great, great show. Fantastic. This is what I would say that LA did win on. LA had the better after party. It was the best after party we've ever had. It was so fun. Everybody in there was good vibes. Guy broke a table. He said, hey.

Can I show you what I got real quick? Yeah, bro. Go for it. All right.

just shattered the table shout out to Markel turned it up to Markel Washington shout out to Markel shout out to Liv's Bestie okay so our special guest we could save now it was supposed to be a lot of people go through go through the whole list this was so the whole build up to the LA show we had a guest list and all of them were confirmed but all these people are also working actors musicians conjugators and so they get booked for everything last minute it's just how the world works so this is who was supposed to come Leo Skeppy Leo

Leo Skeppy. O'Shea Jackson Jr., who is Ice Cube's son. If you've seen NWA, he's the guy who played. He's in Cocaine Bear. Cocaine Bear, there we go. Yeah, he's in everything. He's a great guy. I literally almost said white gorilla. That's not a film. Miles O'Neal, Shaq's son. Shaq's son, DJ. Pierce Simpson, one of my biggest idols in broadcasting. Works at Complex. Not anymore. He doesn't? No, no, he leveled up.

Shout out Pierce. So Pierce, this is the thing about Pierce. This is how it went. So Pierce, look forward to seeing you tonight. He goes, yeah, bro, I'm going to try to make it. I got a thing with Canelo tonight, so I'm going to try to make it. I was like, hey, bro, do that. And then tell him how O'Shea's went. Hey, bro, I would have loved to have been there. Swear to God, still had to take and everything. I had to get on the – where did he go? He said, I had to go to Paris. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was something great. I was like, all right, bro.

Don't blame you. And Leo Skeppy, he's doing a lot. He's on tour right now. He's dropping merch. He just dropped his merch. Yeah, go check it out. Shout out to Leo. All of our brothers from RDC, they were all supposed to be there, but they all had something going on in Austin. In Texas, yeah. In Texas, but Mark was there. Mark Phillips showed up. He was super busy. He has a lot going on, but he still showed up. That meant the world. Markel Washington came. Markel Washington. Shout out to Markel. It was a great time. But,

But this is what I'll say. And all of UTI. Under the influence, their whole group was supposed to come. They had a party in San Diego. They had their own... For Nectar. For Nectar. Their own little party. But, so this is what I'll say. The after party for LA was the best after party we've ever had. So fun. The crowd...

We had signs. It was the first time we had signs in the crowd. There's two people in the back right corner who had signs. One of them said, we got to call this cam and then a hippie one. It was hippie, hippie, hippie. This is the thing I will say, right? The crowd was very interactive and we loved that. This is the thing about New York. New York was so interactive, but at the right times. At the right times. Like laughing when they're supposed to laugh, yelling when they're supposed to yell, but whenever like the show is happening. Engage it, yeah. They were quiet. Yeah.

LA, this is the thing. I love how engaged and passionate you are. We love it. We appreciate it.

And keep doing it. Keep doing it. Sometimes there's inappropriate times to be talking. You would have thought they were like, all right, let me see your ticket. And they're like, all right, here's my ticket. All right, here's your shot of Patron. You would have thought everybody was drunk. It was blasted, which is great. There was one, and I don't believe she was in the meet and greet, so we didn't get her name. But there was one particular fan, literally, from the intro to exiting the stage. I'd say every six minutes on the six-minute mark. She was just like, what?

Fast forward five minutes, 58 seconds. Woo! I was like, it was to a point I had to play with it. I'm like, she's a yeller. I said, she's a yeller 16 times. I pointed at the exact same woman. So we love it. It was funny, though. We are great. And this thing about LA, the meet and greet.

I think we met the coolest people at the meet and greet. Like the stories y'all have told, uh, somebody told us how they got through their brain surgery. Yes. That I got literal chills after that. There was a kid in the meet and greet. Yeah. Talk with her. Yeah. I felt like she was so good. She was one of the first people to come into. Cause I saw her peek through the curtain. I made eye contact with her. She was so cool. Um,

There was a kid, he was wearing a Fallout jacket. He was so nice to him and his dad, and he said great words about us. He was like, dude, you should know shorts, bucket hat. We got Hawaiian, like, thing. It was so cool. The two brothers, there was two brothers that said they were both, like,

pretty nervous to step out and show up but they did and they and they're so glad they did yeah just they thanked payton for connecting on that level the um the beautiful young lady from hawaii that made us the thing yes still don't know the correct term for it but so we're not gonna say it but uh and it's in my closet right now it's hanging up i swear it is it's so cool um and i promise you i have all my bracelets i just forgot them i'm so sorry don't fire me don't fire me don't we met we met

an Olympian. We met an Olympian. Shout out Anna. She's so cool. We met so many cool people. Shout out to our photographer and her friend that came to the green room. Our agent was there. Shout out to Travis. Shout out to from Q Code. Evan. From Q Code. Ryan. Ryan. Sorry, Ryan. I love you. He's going to yell at me. I just gave your entire full name on there. I'm so sorry. Ryan.

But shout out to the whole LA. This is what I'll say for future shows. Now, a lot of people travel to every single show, right? Which is fantastic. There is no level of gratitude that we can physically show for that. This is what we will say, though.

There are people that have not seen the show. And like we have said, and we have been honest with, it is the same show pretty much. 98% of the show is the exact same in every city we go to. It's just like if an artist, like a musician, an artist, your favorite rapper, your favorite singer, they go on tour, they're going to give you the same set list that they did in Chicago as they're going to do in Atlanta. Of course, they might have a unique story about Atlanta, whatever, one thing here, but they're going to do the same songs. So that's the same...

approach that we have for this current leg of the tour. And so what I suggest, more of a strong suggestion or telling you, more of a demand, let's not expose the punchline of certain things that are happening before they happen because we don't want to ruin the experience for people that haven't seen the show yet. So if you're coming to every single live show, we love you, we appreciate you. You are the best.

Let's just act like it's your first time. And I want you to enjoy those people's reactions as well. Like it was your first time. So that's what I'll say. But LA, fantastic. And again, we're literally out of...

what was it i think 485 seats there was like maybe six people that was like okay they probably shouldn't talk that much yeah so it's all jokes but it was a fantastic show the crowd was amazing i mean it truly was we love la so much the weather y'all you do not understand i mean you probably do but if you're like born and raised in la and you've never left you don't appreciate your weather enough yeah i'll just say that it is unfreaking real like every time we go there i'm like god yeah

But we're going to end this LA talk right here. We want to say thank you so much, LA, for coming out. Y'all were an amazing show, an amazing after party, and we can't wait to come back for our next tour. But...

And if you want more intricate details of the good and the bad that has nothing to do with fans, just more of our side, technical sides, and how we thought the show may not happen an hour before it happened. Days before, days after, all on Patreon right now. They'll be linked in the bio. Go join the Koala Club. Get all that stuff and literally hundreds of other videos. But how was your week, Bubba? How was your week? This week was good. Dude, we both finally got to...

enjoy our new oh my god so we told y'all last week we moved in like literally the week before we left for la and then we both got sick like two three days before so we moved in got sick left for la did the show got to come back and now it's been i think three four days since we've been back and it's i've literally done nothing but rest it feels so good to lay down and literally do nothing no editing no anything like literally i put up an old tiktok yeah so yeah and y'all knew you're like you're

Somebody said, great, re-upload. And you're like, you're damn right. I've been sick, tired, moving. But yeah, but it feels so good to be back. Oh my God, it does. We have so much cool things planned. We do. But... You should see the drawing board. We don't draw on it. I don't know why they... Why do they call it a drawing board? Because you're drawing up ideas. Hello, good morning. Peyton has a brain sometimes. Menu's on the table, hot and ready. But one of the things I... Since I have been just sitting on my couch like a dead corpse, butt-ass naked, eating Cheez-Its. So many Cheez-Its have been in my body. TV shows...

Okay. I was watching regular TV for the first time since I was a kid and it sucks now. Abysmal. It is horrible. Like bad TV. Very, very bad. So I was going back and I was like, I want to go into like a vault of like the shows I grew up watching. Do you, I don't want to see if you remember some of these shows. Okay.

Why do I say it like that? Somebody's shoes. Wait, are these like kid shows? No. We watched them as a kid, but they weren't intended for kids. No. Do you remember the show Cheaters? Yes, bro. I would sneak into my parents' room, grab a pillow and blanket, and I'd get down and try not to wake up my mom because it would be on one of the headlining stations. It was like MTV, I think. Or VH1. One of those. One of the...

MTV VH1 Lisa was going crazy Lisa was watching MTV at 1030 at night BET yeah she was sitting there but careful stop it she would go to sleep and it would always be on and I would literally sneak in there and just lay on the ground and be like and I'd watch Cheetahs because I thought it was just fascinating it's the difference between your upbringing and mine me and my mom would literally sit there watching together my mom would be like you no good for nothing son of a bitch my mom was gonna hate that I just said that you little wretched ass my mom was gonna hate that I said that see I

I knew he was cheating. I could tell by his pants.

Look at them shoes. That boy didn't have that left shoe tie. No, but okay, so if you don't know what Cheaters is, because a lot of you are kids, Cheaters is like a show where they would hire a PI. Yeah. And I think a lot of YouTube channels kind of stole the idea and they do it now, but they would hire a PI that would have the boyfriend sit next to him, have headphones on, and watch them go cheat. And they'd set up like a trap. Yeah, it's fantastic, and they would run up after him and go do it. But it's like...

The same concept of Jerry Springer, all those where you'd run up to him. Bro, Jerry Springer? You are. Oh, and that's Maury. You are not the father. Bro, Maury was on all the time at my grandma's house. Bro, it's a thing you watch at your grandma's house. When you touch the TV and you get scared, it's shock. It was such a vibe. I'd literally be on the couch like, you are...

He's like, the father. I was like, damn. I'm like, bro, you gotta go take care of that baby now. Okay. Go be a dad. But I'm gonna name some more shows. Okay. This is an MTV show. And the premise of this show that I'm about to say cannot happen anymore because y'all are soft as baby shit. Like, y'all cancel people. The show next.

Do you know who the show next? Oh my God. The show live knows that the show next cam. When I say, is there a reason I don't know what it is? Like, no, no, it's a fantastic. Everybody watched. No, like no, no, no, no, no, no. White people loved it. Okay. There's a lot of white people on it. Oh, the show next. Oh my God. Me and Preston was sitting and watch this for hours. A big like RV van would pull up and it would say next on it. Then there would be a person in the bus, right? Just sitting there. Somebody would come onto the bus and,

And it would give you like a quick biography of him. This is James. He's from Dallas. He works in finance, but they didn't know that. Right. They would just walk up to the bus. They would see the person and they'd go next. And like literally say yes or no to people. Like it was like live Tinder. It was so damn funny. Cause you'd get the confessionals before it'd be like, man, I'm pumping dog. I'm like, I'm whatever. And they would go up on the bus next. Next. It'd be like, man,

It would be the best show. It was the best show ever. I watched, speaking of vans and RVs, I loved America's Home Makeover. Yeah, move that bus. Where they'd send them to Disneyland for a week, come back, they leveled their house and made a new one. Didn't your mom go on Biggest Loser? What? She applied for Biggest Loser. Biggest Loser, that's it. She also applied for the Police Academy.

That was That wasn't her same That was under in the influence Of a substance Yeah anyway Okay so a couple more shows I just love this Cause I was going through this vault I've never heard next Next bro We gotta watch it That reminds me of like Drewski auditions Yeah basically They'll literally walk in If they're goofy He's like man get this motherfucker Exactly And you know TV productions Take hours So they might have been Sitting in that line For like four hours And then you just get told no Immediately when you get in there Like I'd be pissed too

but rightfully so like everybody knows pit my ride mtv cribs but do you know like the stories behind those cribs was the greatest do you know that like those weren't the real houses that's a lie they weren't the real houses majority of them were not their real houses are you kidding me i swear to god there's a thing i don't know what rapper it was it was like cameron or or somebody they did one and they it was like somebody's apartment and you can tell like if you go back and watch you can tell he was going through he'd be like uh

That's the stove. And it would be like somebody else's family picture on the side. I swear to God. Google it. Google it. Right now. Google it. No, it's a real thing. And Pimp My Ride. Pimp My Ride, the main guy. I forgot the host's name. He was a rapper. The creator of the show is like a murderer.

And you know those, like, you know whenever they put fish tanks in the car? Yeah. They would take them out right after filming. Yeah, you're probably not going to leave it in there. Yeah, but most of those, they wouldn't keep them for, like, insurance purposes because you couldn't drive most of those cars. Imagine your cars paid off your insurance payments $1,700 a month. What is it? Well, there are some stars who appeared on the program who completely lied about the

Exactly.

Dude, that pisses me off. My favorite episode ever was Jason Terry. Jason Terry showed his Atlanta house because he played for the Hawks before Dallas. Bro, he had, all I remember is like he had two massive fridges. Yeah. Like enormous fridges. And he opened it and it was like, not a joke and don't tell me, be careful. There was a ton of chicken and he was talking about like, because I was obsessed with basketball, he was talking about his diet and shit. That was like one of my favorite episodes.

Bro, that's lame as hell. Bro, it's TV. Half the shit is fake. Now that I'm older, I understand it now, but like... And for security purposes? You at least... They're not like, welcome to 2626 Eggshell Drive. No, but like, you see this window's right by their head, like, you know what I mean? Like, who would want that, really? Damn, that sucks. Yeah, I mean, a lot of it's fake. I wonder what else is fake. Majority of everything. Yeah, but... 316? Oh my god, sweet 16! 16 and pregnant. No, you know the crazy part about MTV? No, I know.

They would play 16 and Pregnant, and then right after Sweet 16, so you would see a girl living her best life, and then the next one's like, I'm miserable. Yeah, she'd be in the worst state ever. One of the shows that made me so sad as a kid, oh my God, it was about the girl that got pregnant, the white girl that got pregnant. It was like a, not a reality show, it was like a written show. It was like something heaven, oh my God, please look up, can you please find it? It's going to irritate me for the rest of the episode.

A 60-year-old that got pregnant. It's a little white girl. Was it on BET, VH1, or MTV? It's like VH1, MTV. It was kind of like a Degrassi type of show. Yeah, I might not know it. Like, put like 2,000 show about teenage pregnancy. Bro, I remember... Okay, did you ever have to do this for your mom? What? Or dad? I would get home... So, I told you about like my...

I've been by myself for a lot. Like, that sounds weird. I knew something was wrong. Basically, my dad would pick me up from school, but he'd have to leave to go to a second job. And I'd be at the crib by myself before my mom got home from her job. Oh, so you were home alone. No, I don't think so.

You're getting close. Getting warmer. But it'd be like an hour, hour and a half. So it's not terrible. But my mom would sometimes call me. She'd say, go grab a clean VHS, put it in the thing, set it to channel eight and click record. Okay. We have like a whole setup. Yeah. That was one of my favorite things ever. She was like, go record Lost episode 13. It comes out at eight, set it for eight o'clock. Bro, that's literally something I never got into. Lost was fun.

That's what everybody says. Lost is... Your house has the whole lineage of it. The DVD's broke. Lost, Alias is another one that was good. Yeah, never seen it.

Bro, fire. I remember going to this. We'll get off the TV show talk, but I remember this is some like down south, like black grandma stuff. Down south. Every time we'd go to my grandma's house on my mom's side, she would have every Madea play on like VHS, and we would just watch it all day. I think that's what got me into like wanting to be like an actor. Dude, that's amazing. Because you'd see them break character and shit. Like it was so good. Bro, I remember watching Madea, the like 20-

13 one maybe probably right when i was entering high school i remember watching that one in theaters and that was like my first media i watched like from start to finish yeah bro it's hilarious okay i have a question for you though and i thought about this question on the plane back from la oh god because i saw a tick plane thoughts are never good because i saw a tick talk about it but i want to ramp the stakes up a little more okay plane thoughts are never good coming from payton let me just let y'all know now first of all we had one of the worst flights back i'm writing first class i don't care what you say anyone all

All right. I'm all here for it. All right. Listen. Don't ever do that again. My beard was in my mouth. Trim it. Manscaped.com. Insert ad. Cam, I want to take a second to talk about sex. What? Is that okay? Yeah. You be having sex. Yeah. Congrats. Thanks, dog. I wish I did.

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Look, okay, deadass, I want you to be serious about this. Like, real life. Real life. Think about this as happening in real life. I will give you 100% honest answer. Somebody comes up in the studio right now, in a suit, and he's like, Cameron Kennedy. Yes. I am him. He is me. Briefcase. Okay, I don't like it. Probably, it'll take a couple briefcases. Open your briefcase. Is there a firearm? Opens all of them up. There's multiple briefcases. Multiple of them. I'm having a stroke. Okay.

All right, he opens up all these briefcases. He says, Cam, I have $10 million in cash. How long? Okay, go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That's such a big amount of money. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Go, continue. Go. I don't... Hey, hell. 10 mil. Wait, wait, wait. I need to start saving. Okay.

How's this show? Why do kids watch this? 10 million, multiple briefcases, opens up. There's no firearms? No. He says, you're a cool guy. I feel safe. Cool guy. He's like Ben. Okay. It's like Ben from here. I've never seen Ben in a suit, though. Ben's so cool that he doesn't have to wear suits. Anyway, continue. $10 million cash, under the table, non-taxable. Right? I gotta do something dirty for that. I...

You go home right now. No, I go to your house right now. You give me the key I take Ruby you never see her again. You don't know what he's gonna do with her He takes her you don't know if he's gonna house her you don't know he doesn't get he's I take Ruby You don't get to ask any questions. He takes your dog. You don't get to say goodbye to her You just he's just gonna go to your house right now and take her ten million dollars. What do you do? Give me the briefcases. Are you hearing that Liz?

10 million dollars? I could go buy a purebred Cane Corso, put that bitch in training for six months and be the greatest dog ever. Ruby is expunge- expungeable to you? Ruby has a bad rib cage, crooked back legs, and she's adorable and I love her to death, but come on, she's got eight years left for 10 million. Ruby's four, her life expectancy is 12, she's four. But that's for like a good- She's healthy. She has bad bones. You seen her go like this the other day?

Every time I walk in the house, you're like, No, 100%, give me the $10 million. You're a sick freak. No, deadass. There's no other option? Like, that's it? Or you keep your dog. Your dog that needs you and loves you

I wouldn't forgive you. Are you nuts? Ask me that question about Malcolm who's on his deathbed. About Malcolm who's got about four and a half months. Hey, watch your f***ing mouth. Watch your f***ing mouth. Don't talk about him like that. Hey, when Malcolm passes, if he ever does, I don't think he will, this podcast is taking a three-month hiatus. You're not going to see Peyton. Y'all can do whatever the hell y'all want. If this briefcased man with no forearms... What?

Firearms. He has hooks. There's no forearmed briefcase man. Goes to my mom right before Dusty's passing and asks her, 10 million, I get to take the dog, you keep Dusty? If my mom would have kept Dusty, I wouldn't have forgave her.

I thought you were more like a... I love my dog to death. I love Ruby more than you, and I love Ruby more than her. I'm not thinking it. I'm thinking it. I don't even own Ruby, and I wouldn't do that. If they came up to me and said, here's $10 million, Cam doesn't know how this... No, shut the hell up. Cam doesn't know how this dog is going to go missing. He'll never find out, but we're going to take it from him. $10 million. This would be the caveat. I would say no.

If I got a week left with her, I would say yes, 100%. That's the hard part. If it's right then and there, I don't even get to go kiss her one last time and cry with her. No, I'm keeping the dog. You don't even smell her anymore. I'm keeping the dog.

I got to keep the dog. Now you're just saying that to save face. No, I'm keeping the dog. I mean, it's easy hypothetical, but you did ask me to be 100% honest. There's no way I could give up Ruby. Even if there was $10 million cash in front of my eyes, there's no way I could give up Ruby. This is how bad I am. You'd have to shoot me in the head to get Ruby. This is how bad I am. If Malcolm was on his... They're about to euthanize him. The needle's already touching skin, and they're like, here's $10 million. We'll just put the needle in right now. I'd be like, no. I can't. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't. The money sounded good at first, but...

But if realistic me, y'all know I'd take a bullet for that stupid little crooked dog. That damn little deer alien kangaroo son of a bitch. Okay, can she come to the show? Oh! I'm keeping it, but I'm muting you. She can come to the show, our next live shows. She can come to one of them. She's going to come. Are you going to be on Ruby Doody?

Hell no, that's y'all's dog. Alright, then she can stay. Imagine how scared she'd be on stage. Her tail would be tucked, her legs poking out. She's like, can we let her just run loose though in the crowd? Somebody would grab her. One of y'all freaks would grab her. One of y'all freaks would grab her, sniff her skull, and I'd have to nose dive. I love our fans, man. I do too, but no. Damn it. I would want that $10 million for sure, but I couldn't. There's no way. You got mad at me before we left to L.A.,

I got mad at you? Because I need help sometimes. All the time. Every day. I moved, and a lot of things got lost in transit. And I asked you to bring me something. No, no, no. No, no, no. You didn't ask me to bring you something that maybe you broke your charger or you couldn't get to Target for some toothpaste. This grown-ass man before L.A. goes, Hey, dog, you got everything packed? Yeah, bro, packed it. I'm all good. What about you? Yeah, I'm straight, man. Hey, uh...

I kind of need a favor. All right, I'm thinking I'm... I think worst case scenario, I'm going to have to drive to his house, help him with something. Oh, no. Hey, dog, got a couple spare pairs of drawers. I said, are you kidding me? You're kidding. We're about to go perform, get on an aircraft, live our best life, and you need my underwear. Yes.

super sick no i i don't know what happened me neither wash your fucking wash your clothes no it's the thing is it's so far now like my from my closet to my laundry oh no that's not what i meant it's a whole story under oh god forbid i left one on the first floor gotta walk through the second up to the third where my laundry basket is and take it down back to the second

God forbid. Yeah, you brought that one upon yourself. I didn't mean it like that. I love that somebody swiped up on your story and said, your shit looks empty. What'd I say? You said, it's hard to fill up three stories. That's the thing. Can I say this? That's the thing. That's the thing. I love y'all to death. And I love that we have good banter. We have banter, yeah. Shit chat. But we got to understand there's a...

There's 10 years of friendship here almost, right? There's certain things Cam can say to me that doesn't hurt my feelings. Because I know Cam. You mother... When y'all say it sometimes, it just hurts, alright? It just cuts deep. So let's be nice to Peyton. Let's be nice to Peyton. Hashtag be nice to Peyton. But I asked for draws because why not?

Cause why? Cause you have some of my panties still. No I don't. You don't have any, none of my panties are in your washer. Never in a million years have I had your panties in my washer. If anything, you're the underwear thief. We can't do this podcast anymore. Check your underwear right now. I swear to God if you're wearing a pair of mine, we're done. Why was that so? Dude, the images were down there. That was like a low hanging, like, it's a, stand like a, bro, your shit, those pants looked like they were for Grandpa Gene when you were putting them back on.

You're about to sit on a riding lawnmower. Now, what did he do to you? Now, what did he do to you? Straight dead music! Break! I swear to God, if this podcast fails and he takes three months of a YouTube course, you could be a street dancer. You could literally be like... No! Oh! Okay, can I say this story real quick? I'm about to say a story that's honest. Dead-ass honest. And I forgot until you just said that. Put your damn hat on. The first time I went to Vegas, I was 15 years old.

We were staying at the D. Basketball. Yeah, we were staying at the D in Dallas. Not in Dallas. In Las Vegas, the D. I don't even know if it's still up. I've never heard of it. One of my friends got his. JPS Hotel. One of my teammates got in a big fist fight over 2K. Got his ass whooped. That was the first time I heard a fight in person. His face against the fist sounded like you're hitting concrete. I was like, that hurts. But that's how I was. My family calls it the beat down at the D. Shout out to.

I think he's married now. Hope your face is good. I think he watches too. I'm so sorry. That's a great story though. It was a great time. Jesus Christ. And one time, Charles was standing over me. He fell asleep like that night because he was so mad. He fell asleep like this on a chair while we were all asleep. He was like this.

He had dreads, too, so they were all over his face. He was like... Bro, I was scared. I was like, he might kill us all in the morning. Preston was terrified. Preston was there? Yeah. Preston hooped? No, Preston just stayed with us. Preston would have been a mean, a mean rim defender. Imagine his picks, bro. He's playing defense like this. He's got four hands. He's like, look. He's playing defense like...

Preston hates us, bro. He's the best roaster ever. Yeah, he's the best. Holy shit. But, okay, listen. His picks would be like literally running into a wall. He would lead the league in efficient picks. Alright, this is what happened to Vegas, right? Speaking of street dancers. Preston's shooting a free throw. Holy shit. Break the backboard. He made Preston nag me. I don't know. Preston has great legs. Like, honestly, he has phenomenal legs. Good hooves.

He's gonna drop kick me. Preston kicked me one time. It hurt. He dropped kicked me and covered my whole chest. I'm done. It's gonna be like this. What? I'm gonna take up the whole thing. 15-1. Love you, Preston. Holy shit. We were staying at the D, right? And we were walking through, and they had Magic Mike. Like the actual, like the performers. Like they did a show there. Wait, is this about the guy who got a mask? No, that was the side story. But I was walking, and...

And that's when I was really in my actor mode. I was like, I want to be an actor. I want to be a performer. There's something I want to do. I want to entertain people. So I thought, I was like, I could do that. And so I don't know why your mom didn't slap your ass a couple of times. That's why I was successful. It's because she didn't. So I remember I went to the room while my parents were out. I got my underwear. And on the thing, they were wearing like thongs. No, I didn't own ones. You tucked it in your ass.

By yourself? By myself. Did you put your dad's necktie on? And then I was playing like the black eyed peas in the background. It was still hairy back then too. I was like, immediately I was like, I don't have the body for this. No, you don't. It's like if they need one of the many black crickets to come in.

Why do their legs look thicker than mine? Oh my god, you have how much did you weigh at 15? 95 so could 25 cents a day. Oh Like whenever we go to church as a kid, they're like pray for him. He needs the extra plate Did you record it? Oh, no, no, but I had one of those I flips I recorded everything I want to find that footage I used to record and vlog everything. I've logged my first flight when I was 13 and

Dude, my first flight was the worst thing ever. Wait, why? My first flight was also to Vegas for basketball. First flight ever. I was super prepared looking at videos. I brought gum, headphones, bottled water in the airport, asked for a Sprite, everything I could do. Music,

I sat with my teammate and longtime friend, Taurus. You know Taurus. Shout out to Taurus. This motherfucker. No headphones. No gum. I swear to God, he drank five full cans of Sprites. Like, every time he got one, he drank it, and he was like, man, you mind if I have one more? And she'd be like...

He's sitting there, dog, my ears are popping. You think we could go one and one on your headphones? I said, bro, I was going to listen to my music. He's like, dude, I'm down to listen to whatever you got. I'm sharing headphones. He's sitting there twitching, moving and shit. Cannon's just downing Sprite, farting his life away. He's like, ah, my ears pop. Can I have some of your gum? Like it was just, it was so...

God, it was just an annoying flight for two hours. My first flight was with Aunt Carolyn because she flew all the time for work. And I always wanted to go on a plane. I still need that head rub. And I wanted to be a YouTuber. You got a quick one in Dobricks for like two seconds. Yeah, she was like, I could only imagine what a 30-minute full session is. And so she was like, I'll take you on a flight. I got points with American Airlines. And we lived in Austin. She was like, we'll fly to Dallas and fly black. Fly black. Fly black.

We did fly back. We fly and fly back. And so I remember I've logged the airport and I was like, and I had a big, like, it was a gift. I'm a flying cowboy. I had a big DSLR too. And I had no shame back then. I was carrying it to the airport like this. I was like, welcome back to the YouTube channel. I didn't have a YouTube channel. Welcome back to the YouTube channel. And I was like flipping it. Dude, now with a YouTube channel and with real cameras, you're like this.

It's because now people know who I am. Yeah, guys, so we're in the airport, right? I know. Bro, that dude, first flight, that's hilarious. Yeah. Holy shit. I wish we could have the power or find a website or something, a free one preferably, you know what I mean, to where we could make those, like the stick animation videos. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, stop motion. Like make a little story, bro. Oh my God, those are so fun. Those would be fun. Like what they do for all the JRE episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be fun. That would be so fun. The You Should Know Podcast.

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I don't know, thinking about all this first time stuff, I don't know, I'm an emotional guy. I don't know, I just get emotional. Me too. It's good to think, but you, okay, if you take it too far, you always get these weird little soppy ass, not soppy, it's not even a word. Soppy is a word. Soppy is a word. Soppy is not a word. Sappy is what I meant to say. Soppy is a word. Soppy is not a word. You never sop something up? Sop something up. You know what I mean? Like when you put bread in water.

Sop it up. That's soggy. No. Makes the bread soggy. No, I'm talking about like when you get a plate and you got like yams and like yams in a roll and you sop it up and you eat it. You know what I'm talking about. Okay, one, why did it become Thanksgiving? And two, that's called scooping. No, sopping it up. You know what a sop is. I tried to say sappy, like your attitude, you little princess, and I accidentally messed up and said soppy. Soppy's not a real... You never sop something up?

What do you think I'm trying to say? You're not saying shit! Soppy's not a word! Yes it is! You're thinking of soggy, that's the texture. Soggy's the texture, scooping is the action. Where the hell does soppy come into play? Sop is sop it up! You never sop something up? Sop it up! Hey, you never like drop sop, you never like spill it on the table and your mom's like, hey, sop that up. Sop that up! That one is soak!

Soak that up! No, soak it up is like when you're laying it on it. That's soaking it up. When you lay something on it, that's soaking it up. When you do this, you're sopping it up. And when your bread touches soup, it's sopping. And when you're acting like that princess, it's sappy. No, listen. You're talking about actions, verbs, and adjectives. Right? Those confuse me still. Boom! Good at English! Soppy's not shit. Yes, listen. Listen with your freaking brain. You got a big head. There should be a lot of information that can go in there. Dumbass boy. This is what... Okay, listen.

You got a yam. You know what yams are. I love yams. You got a roll. You know what rolls are. Are the yams candied? Hello. Hello. Brown sugar. You know what rolls are, like those big muffins you got on your back end. You get a roll, right? And you got a yam. You know there's that leek in juice, right? Yes. Don't wink at me. Why? And then you take that roll and you sop it up. Scoop it up. Scoop it up. It's not a goddamn. It's not a queso, dumbass. But you're scooping. Scoop.

Scoop is that it has to lay on there. Okay. Soap it up. It goes in. Okay. Let's just, let's, let's just stop. It goes in. Let's just stop. It goes in. You're not going. Did you puncture it? Did you give it? No, but it's water. It's wet in a bready substance. Sopping it up. Soggy. No, that's what it feels. It's soggy afterwards. After you stop it, it gets soggy. You don't stop anything. Okay. Let's take, don't touch me in my foot ever again in your life. I'm sorry. I touched your Michael Jordan air flight 23 re-imagine threes. Okay, here we go. Your retro amazing shoes. Here we go.

If I took a spoon and a bowl of soup and I did this, what am I doing? Scooping it. Okay, if I took a chip with queso and I did this, what am I doing? Scooping it. Okay, if I took... Exactly what I'm saying. If I took... That's exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. If I took... That's exactly what I'm saying. A piece of bread and put it in my mashed potatoes and went like that. Stop it. Scooping it! Listen, do you understand why you're wrong? Shut the... I'm not wrong. Hey, you can't do this and do this. You know what I mean? Can't do this and do this. Shut up. Why are you pointing to your heart? Listen. You said you can't do this and do this.

Listen, listen. Do you understand what you said? With a spoon. Well, how is it? It's a scooped material. Shut the f*** up! Shut up. Shut up, dude. God damn it. Shut up. F*** me. Holy shit. I couldn't even get the first letter out. I f***ing lost it. Go. Go. Go.

With this spoon right and as you tense on it. That's like a little bowl the bowl When you get a chip it comes with a little bowl Even if you do this I did so near you shut up when I'm explaining these And you know my spits battery acid - I'm sorry you There's a difference sopping it up is an action. Oh my god. You can only you can only what's the word you're trying to use I

Scoop? You can only scoop with a scooper. With a scooping utensil. A sop is like, you're not bringing anything up with it. Sopping it up is like mixing a material. You know what I mean? It's like bread and you're getting the juice, you're sopping up the juice. Infusing it. Maybe that's right. I can't believe that. You spit in my iris. Like, my pupil has your DNA on it now. I hope you know that. It's not the only thing on you that's got my DNA. Hello, good morning, coffee's hot. Soggy. Sappy. Scooping.

Mixing and there was another real word in there. Soaking? Soaking. Soaking, scooping, mixing, soggy and sappy. Do you understand there's a difference between soaking and sopping? Soaking is you just sit it on there and it's soaking everything up. Sop, you take it and you sop it up. So you're saying a sop is a mixture of a scoop and a soak. Yes! Bullshit.

People are going to know what I'm talking about. That makes no sense. People of my descent. Okay, people of the Slavic Caucasus Mountains. That's not... Whatever, bro. You're alright, bro.

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It involves Liv's father. I love Liv's father. Amazing father-in-law. OG Papa T. OG Papa T! Keep it going, honey. High school sports. That's his podcast. This man, so he gets to go on trips for work, right? Okay. So he goes to Mexico, has a great time. He says, every time I go to Mexico, I get a massage. I'm like, smart man. Hello. They're fantastic. So he goes, the first time he got a massage there, the woman said, the woman came back and he was still in his swim trunks. Okay. She was like, yeah, take your clothes off.

So he's like, do I get naked? He says naked. He's like, do you want me to get naked? Can I paint the picture of what this man looks like? Go for it. How tall is he? How tall is your dad? Like 5'11", 6' flat? I would say 6' big black dude. Like massive big black dude. Thank you. I can't say that. So, alright. Bald head. So that's what he looks like. Bald, big black guy. Fantastic.

Here we go. He's in his trunk. She's like, sir, get naked. He's like, naked? Like fully naked? She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's like, I'm going to keep my drawers on. So he keeps the drawers. He's like, yeah, she tucked me in everything. He says, so this year, so now fast forward a year. Same work trip. He gets to go back, living it up. Amazing. He goes and gets his massage. He said the girl...

He said the girl goes, undress. I'm going to leave the room. I'll come back in a couple minutes. I'll knock whenever you're ready. He said, so I remember what she had told me last year, right? So I got full-blown butt-ass naked. I swear to God. He goes, I got butt-ass naked, right? But I thought I had to wait for her to tell me to get under the covers. He said he was sitting on the corner of the masseuse bed like this. He was like that meme. Yeah, like that meme. He literally was like this.

butt ass naked. He said she walked in and she went, and then literally walked out. And she was like, sir, what are you doing? He was like, last year you told me to get naked. He said, so I was just waiting. This, imagine that bro. Just a big ass guy, butt naked, hunched over like his halftime at a local football game. Was he looking at the door? Yeah, probably staring at the door waiting, just like.

Just butt ass naked, bro. And then to top it all off, he's like, yeah, it was crazy. She still came in. I got under the covers. She gave me the massage and it was so good. I fell asleep. I was like, there's no way, bro. I'm like, I really want to call him and like get his. That is frightening. I bet she was terrified. When he said that. Oh, my God. She was terrified. Oh, my God. He's a massive man. Just a massive man.

Man. Yeah, he's a massive man just hanging out. Just chilling, bro. Probably has like a beard or something. Yeah, booty butt ass naked with just glasses on. On the corner of a masseuse. Not a single linen is draped over your body. He's just butt ass naked. Okay, so I got my first massage recently whenever we all went, right? Yeah.

Yeah, yours was so much better. It was great massage, but they said take your clothes off, right? But you know I do everything in my socks, like everything. Did y'all keep y'all socks on? No. I have a zombie foot, and I take my shit off, and she better rub it. But we know you. You don't care about anybody but yourself. No. I have paid for a full body massage. The only area you will not be touching is my willy.

Okay? Everything else, go for it. That's the only thing. She didn't get my butt cheeks. I love my butt cheeks getting rubbed. Dude, I do too. I really do. She really didn't get my ass either. Get a good forearm in the butt. Not in the butt. On the butt. Forearm. Anybody else seeing stars right now? Elbow is what you mean. You want her to forearm like this? You never forearmed your butt? That might be for pleasure. No, it is. Not masseuse. Not massage pleasure. You're not working any kinks out with a forearm. I like my butt getting pleasure. Shit.

Hello menus on the table welcome in pick where you are so dirty. I'm being honest cuz an elbow is a masseuse practice You know because the reason I such a strong little butt is well I got a big butt but like strong butt is cuz in high school I'd always like dude box jumps and like squats like my butt got big like that's why I got stretch marks like chia barks like You can see the growth and so it always be sore so I when I get like form like when I had a girlfriend I'd some form my butt

Bro, literally two nights ago, we're getting ready to go to bed. I take my shirt and shorts off. I'm just in my boxers. She just starts cracking up laughing. I'm like, what?

She goes, babe, your ass is big. She's like, it shouldn't jiggle when you walk. And I said, all right, no. I said, I need to go get, like, I need to get something taken out. This might be a Patreon story, but the last girl I talked to, like, almost dated, right? She would stay over. Like, she would sleep over. I'm so awkward. I'm a grown-ass man. She would stay at my house. There's extra room. She's...

She would stay at my house, but when you'd sleep, like I sleep in underwear, right? Like I'm going to bed. I had to be comfortable. Underwear socks. That's what I go to. Hat. Underwear socks and a ball cap to go to sleep.

Is it that it like you just got out of Rikers like that is not your freedom you don't trust anybody including lonesomeness like but she Has it she had a thing where she would like she would have to be like clothed when she would sleep Okay, I thought you're gonna say fully naked. No, that's fine. I'm always for that good morning Which you would sleep in a hoodie

She would sleep in a hoodie and like she was Hoodies acceptable. And she was into fashion so she would have like those thick ass like designer hoodies. Unacceptable. And then she would wear like windbreakers. Like so you'd hear that and so I'd be trying to like

Get in there and spoon, and my skin would burn, dog. You're getting rashes on your thigh. I don't want to be creeping my babe. Take them off. Like, you know what I mean? She's comfortable. I'll be like, but I have to fall. Like, if I'm dating somebody, I have to fall asleep touching you. But you're making me uncomfortable. Bro, we have a king-size bed, and Olivia is, like,

Like on my ass To go to sleep There's like Literally three Three feet of space of it Ruby's curled up in the crotch So my knee's already exposed Liv's tucking her legs under my legs Now my hips are out of place And my back is turned Like But that's different I don't have to be cuddling I have to touch you something Like a foot A hand Something Yeah you scraped the shit out of me When we had to share that bed That damn talent of a toe Yeah I said never Never again

I got another, I got a question for you. It's not a story. I have a question for you. Okay.

Because I thought about this the other day after I watched the trailer. Okay. If you were on the run, like from law enforcement. Why would I? Be careful. Don't be careful, me. If you were on the run for crime, whatever. Okay. I'm talking GTA, like you're at four stars, about to hit five. There's sirens around the city. There might be a helicopter. If you were on the run, what would your plan of attack be? Because I know it's going to be awful. What would you do if you were trying to get away from the city's bests?

All law enforcement is coming after you. Sewage. Sewage or a bridge? Are you... Are you Donatello? What do you mean, "sewage"?

You're going to jump down there and talk to your rat father and see what he can conjure for you? You're going to go get your staff? I need more information. Is it helicopters or feet? No officer's going to be running you down on foot. It's not a track race. What am I in? You're going to be in a Dodge Charger speeding with sirens. What am I in? You're in a car. You're in your car. Under an 18-wheeler. All right, Vin Diesel. You're not Need for Speed. You're not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Stop living through movies. No, a tunnel.

Bro, now you're not James Bond. Give me a realist against you. Honestly, I'd cry. You've already committed a felony. It's not me! And you're just going to keep driving. No, I have a Tesla. Oh, you are going to prison if you just kept driving. No, honestly, what I would do, right? You would start crying. I would find Section 8. No, I would go to Section 8, right? I would go to Section 8 apartments, right?

Because I've stayed in a lot of them. So I know how they work. And a lot of people use like clothes hangers to dry their clothes outside. So I'd run on those and hide behind the clothes hangers. And then while I'm going, I would switch into a flannel. Your mind is so...

So damn feeble. It is unbelievable. You'd switch into a flannel. You have police officers. Like I said, you might be a helicopter might be on its way. Okay. So there's no helicopter? Not yet. Oh, then I'm good. No, you're not. You're talking about going on a clothesline, switching into a flannel, hiding on a wall, jumping down to Master Splinter. That changes it. If there's no helicopter, then I'm going tunnel first or under a bridge. They're right behind you. They're going in the tunnel with you. This is you.

No, but I'm willing to do things that most people would. I would hide in shit. Where in Iowa am I in? Here! Like downtown? I'm downtown? Yes. So if I'm downtown, I'll run into- You're like underground Dakota Steakhouse. I'm going to go back there, put a chef hat on, start cooking. No, honestly, the first thing I do is change clothes and find some scissors.

That's the first thing I do. Why? I start running. Why? No, hell no. Why scissors? No, okay, listen. I take the race, I take the chase off of cars. I make sure they're on foot with me. Okay, that's decent. Then, I find scissors and a change of clothes. Because they have a description of me. Skinny black man, running, right? Yeah. It looks like his spine's a little crooked. Okay.

Slight scoliosis. So then I would try to find as much layers as I could. I would wear big, big clothes. It's not that cold. Change my pants. It doesn't matter. Okay. Change my pants. Change everything. So the clothes description changes. So you're sprinting, full sprint, away from other human beings, grown men that are chasing you while you're changing clothes. Like that. And so look, clothes are changed. But then, when I'm running, my hat flies off, right? So they know that it's hair, right? You're not about to cut your hair. That's where the scissors come from. Right? You mean to tell me...

You honest to believe. You're full sprinting. You're going to go... Yes. And leave him a little Hansel and Gretel breadcrumbs. Then I find the closest Ulta. The closest Ulta. You're in the forest at this point. You're just going to pop out and go... I thought I was in the city. You said I was in the city. So you're doing all this on a sidewalk. No, I don't. Where they can easily see you. Sewage. Pop up into the... Your fucking story is pissing me off. And then I pop up into the Ulta, right? I already changed my clothes. I cut my hair. Now...

Makeup. There's a sewage outlet in the middle of a beauty store. No, but like right outside of it. How do you think where the poop goes? Listen, all right. Now I'm in the altar, right? Change my clothes, haircut. I look a little gross. I smell like shit. Then I put on as much makeup as I can. Ah, makeup. Then I go into the cash register on top of the counter. Panels in the roof, right? Where the air conditioning goes. Your life is a movie. And then I hide up there. Five stars. So then the second a singular officer walks in,

All the terrified women from the guy with the botched haircut and now a full face of makeup that smells like manure. He's very skinny and his lower back is unbelievably hairy. They're not gonna say, "He's up there." They're not gonna go, "He's right there." 'Cause you're damn sure not crawling. Yes, I am! Have you seen-- I have a good-- You can't crawl. You can't crawl good. That was two crawls and you've already popped the nut. And you have way more real estate. Your ass is moving!

And then I get into a Dick's Morning Goods. Because it's a shopping mall. Are you in a shopping mall? I go into a Dick's Morning Goods. How'd you know? This is the worst story ever. Okay. Okay. Okay. You just fused like nine films together. Get out of here. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay and it can. Pop culture, pay and it can. Bow!

Pop culture. I got one. I'll go first. UFC, guys. Yep, UFC. 100%. UFC 296 this Saturday. Super excited for it. I'm going to keep it short, sweet, and simple. Mine's actually funny, guys, so wait. Four of the fights on the main card all have a fighter that I will, like, outrightly be, that's not a real word, outwardly be rooting for. I like them. The fight's going to be fantastic. Who are you fighting in the main event? Who are you rooting for in the main event?

Okay, that's the tough one because I don't care because I don't like Colby Covington, but I don't like Leon Edwards. So that's one I'm just like, it's a championship fight. Can't wait to watch it. That's how I was. That's the only one I don't care. That's how I was until Colby said that at the press conference. And I get selling a fight, but there's certain points. Yeah. If my dad got murdered and you said that about my dad. Yeah.

I don't even care about the fight. I'm going to bring you to the seventh layer of hell on Saturday night. Maybe we can say hi to your dad while you're there, too. It's great at selling fights, but there's a certain line you don't cross, right? Yeah, Leon threw that bottle at him. Anyway, that's mine. You already know mine. I killed him. UFC, can't wait to see it. We're going to all watch it together. That main event is going to be Bad Blood Central. They're going to be so just intense. Who do you have winning?

Bro, I think I got Colby winning. Probably. Colby's cardio is otherworldly. It's like Diaz Brothers when they were in the prime. Colby's jogging is broken again. Yeah. But that's mine. USC 296. My pop culture is, I was scrolling on the timeline, right? You know, we all know a rapper of the name of Kevin Gates. Interesting character. I don't even know if we can just classify him as a rapper anymore. He is a... Interesting character. He says he started a car with his bare hands. No, he didn't. Shout out to him. I saw a video of somebody doing it, though, in Mexico. He's a freak.

Yeah. Some could argue the freakiest. And all the women I know that are like, that religiously listen to Kevin Gates, I know them and I'm like, makes sense. You know what I mean? So, there's a part of the show, Kevin Gates concert, where he brings a woman on stage, sits them in a chair. Now that's very popular through the years of concerts. Janet Jackson used to do it. And you know, you normally give them like little sexual thing. One less lonely girl. Justin Bieber used to bring flowers, sing one less lonely girl. Kevin Gates on the other hand. Right. Kevin Gates on the other hand.

Sat this woman down on a chair and stood behind her, right? So she's sitting down on the chair, right? Okay. And this is PG-13. Mom's rated R. So kids, click off. Stranger, right? Just a fan. Just sitting down on a chair. Knows nothing about her. She's sitting down on a chair like this. Kevin Gates has the microphone standing up behind her. I already hate this. He grabs her throat, right? It's sexual, right? That's what you're signing up for. He grabs her throat.

Brings her chin back like this. So now her head's hanging off the back of the chair with Kevin Gates standing over her. Now I didn't watch this with audio because I knew something nazar was going to happen. He starts looking down at her while holding her, right? He's holding her. And then I see his mouth moving a lot. Oh no, no, no. And I'm like, he's not talking. Seems like he's trying to conjure something up. He goes, spits three droplets, one big one, two little ones, into this woman's mouth. This woman, this woman.

Goes and just starts looking around in the crowd now as soon as I saw the spit already going I was like I can listen with audio now I want to know what the after effect and what the crowd was thinking I was like if the crowds into this everybody in there needs to be in a federal penitentiary Everybody needs their freedom revoked if they're cheering for this some woman that's recording us nasty as shit Now right

Bro. I was thinking. Oh, my God. I couldn't imagine. I was thinking. Did this girl show up alone? Does she have a boyfriend? Does she eventually want one? She definitely has bare minimum. This girl definitely has a guy she's talking to. Not anymore. A guy she's entertaining. A boyfriend. A side piece. Now. Something. Now, Liv. She just got spat in her mouth. Liv, who is your musician crush? You're so attracted to this guy. Male. Male. Male.

of all time like you're so attracted like oh my god like like he's sexy you can say it watch it though anybody let's see usher okay okay usher right say cam wasn't in your life right usher calls you on stage and he goes damn man you look good damn man you look good hey town you're a little intoxicated right you're having a fun time usher calls you out out of the thousands of girls i want you olivia

He smells like Egyptian oils. I don't... He sits you down, and he goes, you want to be on stage with me, sing this next song, this love song, you got it bad? Why do you look so, like, into this? And then he goes, okay. But his PA, his stage hand goes up, he's like, okay, he's going to be a little seductive with you on stage, is that okay? And you go, yeah, okay, cool. That's part of the show. But as you're sitting on the stoop... Stop smiling. He opens your mouth to spit in it like a baby bird. Would you... What would you do? I would probably say, well...

That's a good woman. Now, I'm thinking there's about three or four women in this world that are singers. You're like, I'll drink your bath water. All right, that was Pop Culture Panic!

Pop culture, we're paying in camp. We have a minute and 50 left before our hard drive runs out, so give them a... All right, guys. This, I can take that off because I'm no longer creepy and scared by his story, but this is episode 91. We absolutely love y'all. Extendo clip, extendo draws. It's going to be on Patreon. Make sure to go check that out. Koala Club members, you've already seen it. It's already amazing. Whatever. Da-da-da-da-ba-da-be-da-ba-da-boom.

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