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There is commotion, demolition, and destruction happening in the studio. Let me preface something right now. Before I say what I always say, it is 9 in the morning. This is the earliest we have ever recorded a You Should Know Podcast history. I'm going to let you know something. We are off the walls. We have that morning dew in our system. We are feeling good. If you're new here, if you haven't already, you look below, you see that subscribe button isn't pressed. You're wrong. If you look even more

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to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Camwen back in the studio! You see that? That's how in tune we are. What? I literally had my eyes closed like I was playing peek-a-boo with a young child, but I wasn't. But I couldn't see you, but I opened them the exact time you said Camwen.

Show them your shirt. It's your face on it, bro. With all its glory. I got this in Tampa. It was a gift, yeah. I've slept in it for the past four nights. Smell it. Smell me. I get to give you smooches anytime I want. Camwin. Good night, Camwin. Good night, Camwin. Good night, Camwin. The middle guy doesn't get any love? He's for nighttime.

He's for when the shirt comes off. That's the thing. You're talking about how babies play. You f***ing scare me. You absolutely scare me. Do I honestly? Certain points. Points? I might have messed up. Certain points. It's early. Dude, it is literally 9.18 a.m. 9.18 a.m. I'm energized. I'm feeling good. I feel like we're going to be nuts. Nuts. Speaking of nuts, that's where kids come out of. And then they go into...

The egg. And then the egg forms into the uterus. And then the uterus comes out. What are we doing? Why are we in a health class? You remember health class when they showed the video? Yeah. I already knew about it before then. My parents taught me young. About like... Birds and bees talk. I never had that talk. That's strange. Ever. That explains... That's why I'm like...

You're just a freak. So nuts and kids. This is what I was coming up with. That's a crazy thing to put together. That is not what you should say in public. That's the time stamp? Yeah. Nuts and kids. So nuts and kids, right?

I was hanging around your nephew and your niece. I love them to death. The cutest little kids I've ever been around. As much as I love those kids, right? I can't communicate with children. I don't know how. I don't know how to talk to kids. And the kids are like, what? Four or two and three? Six and three. Four? Six and three. Right? So they're humans, right? They're not like, ah, ah. They can talk. They can talk. They can waddle. They have emotions. They know what's going on. Yeah.

But I love the kids. How the hell do I speak to you? Like Daxon's cutest little boy I've ever met. He loves me. Uncle P! And he'll show me tricks and stuff. He literally did it. That was so cute. He did a trick. And all his trick was was him running and jumping into the couch. And then he would dismount. And he goes, Uncle P, I did it! What'd you say to him? I'd be like, Jordan? Like what am I supposed to say? Peyton's like,

It's so bad. I can't make eye contact with them either. I don't know. I have hard time. How are you socially angst off of a three-year-old that literally calls you Uncle Pete? I know. You've been to his house. You've seen his room.

He's been to neutral locations. You've seen him out. Yeah, I've held him. Held him? You know who he is. No, that's so weird. He gives you hugs? That's the weirdest thing. I held him whenever I was at your mom's house the other night because he wanted to touch the ceiling. He goes, Uncle P, I want to touch the ceiling. And I was like, I can get you up there. I grabbed his body, right? That is strange. A kid's body? I'd never want to touch that again. His foot's that big? Yeah, I'm like, what am I holding?

It's so cute. That's so... They have organs. Yeah. Isn't that... Okay, that's... We're getting into... We're getting into that talk, but... It's strange to me. How does he...

We sound diabolical. It's like, how do you have the same things I have right now? But they're just miniature. So small. So that's what I was saying with the blood a couple weeks ago, right? With blood? What? You know, do we have the same blood as when we were that age? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'm saying, so he has a heart, right? Yeah. And lungs. Has it all. And intestines. He's got the whole nine. 100%. He's a fully built. Good kid. Fully stocked kid. Right off the belt. Great cab. Yeah, great.

He's a great workhorse. And so I was wondering, like, those organs that he has, right? Those little mini organs. Little small. Those beta-set organs. Like a real small intestine. So when he's my age, is that the same organ he's going to have? Okay, so he's never going to actually poop out a liver and then get gifted a bigger one for his 10th birthday. It's his liver for life. That makes sense. It's going to grow with him. It does make sense. But do you ever remember having organ pain?

I had knee pain like a bitch. Right. I had knee pain, back pain. That's what was in my brace. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Exactly. And long hair. Long hair, tails. So like that's nasty mouth. Nasty mouth. I got nasty mouth syndrome. He's chewing bricks. You remember Max? Oh my God. Peyton had Max teeth. Peyton had Max teeth. Those are the EBT teeth. Yeah.

I definitely did have government-assisted teeth. I have bad teeth. Okay, but that's crazy. You have pain in your feet, your fingers, your elbows. Growing pains, right? Growing pains. That's the bones, though. I don't think you... Why do your organs not hurt? Because it's like they're not... It's not a...

It's like your... I think it's like your bones aren't external either, Liv. Love you to death. Hello. Good morning. It's early. Yeah, early in the morning. She's like, Remy! Just kidding. But your bones, I think they're like actively stretching. It's causing your skin to stretch and move. It's causing everything. But doesn't your... I mean, you think your organs do too, but I don't know. Maybe it's just... I feel like your organ doesn't hurt unless it's like failing or like something's actually wrong with it. Like the bones are just going...

Sometimes I think I feel my butthole moving clockwise. Like it's a nice like watch. Like a good old date, Jess. Sorry. I kicked my blister. I've had this bandaid on for three days. I'm sorry. That was real pain. I know that was real too. That was real pain. You never hit things and you never hit that octave. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. But yeah, I was thinking about my butthole and I feel like...

Like a good timepiece. Like a good little watch. That's disgusting. Why do you think your butthole's moving? I think I wipe too hard. You're supposed to be delicate with yourself. Poop talk. Poop talk. Every episode. Poop talk. Oh, speaking of poop talk, you never told the story of what happened to you in Tampa. Holy... That is a... Wow. It was in the Patreon vlog. It's in the... Go to... It's in the description below. Go to Patreon. Watch the vlog. But...

Should I tell it? Tell the story. That is the prime example of why I don't poop in public. So we're in the Tampa airport. We checked out of our hotel at 12 o'clock. Our flight wasn't until 6. So we are in this airport for a long ass time. Gets to the point. I'm really trying to hold it. If I just wait till nighttime, I can get home absolutely night. Cam's not a poop holder. I'm not a poop holder. If I got to poop, I'm pooping. So I go to the bathroom, sit down, put my bag on the little hook.

Lock my door. Keyword. Lock my door. I lock it. It's locked. Lock. I sit down, you know, fully exposed. Gummy. Gummy's out. I'm sitting back. If I was like this. Keep going.

That's strange. I'm kidding. I know, but do people sit back when they poop? They deserve hell if they do that. Is that a thing people do? If someone ever has pantaloons on ankles and they go back on the seat of the toilet, that is disgusting. Because I feel like that sandwiches you together. You definitely have crusty... You're now one with porcelain. You have crusty cheek syndrome.

Anyway. You got to do this to open up because when I do that, I'm breathing. Oh, 100%. Me too. Speaking of breathing. You can stick a rubber chicken in there. You get up on your tiptoes and it's moving clockwise. You get up on your tiptoes. You lean over and if it's still not coming, you go. If you blow out all your air, it literally just goes and drops. Try that next time. If you don't have a stool. But tiptoes, lean. I do the tiptoes thing.

I didn't know the breathing. I hold my breath. It helps. It cleanses you like a... What is it? An enema. Oh, an enema. Anyway. But I hold my breath because this is my mythology. I close my... Mythology. Yeah. No. No. Methodology. Methodology. I don't know if that's a word. That is. I can tell you my 25 years of life, I've never heard methodology. And mythology has never been used for your current day poop talk. Mythology is myths. Greek mythology. But this is a myth. Myth.

No, it's not. It's just, you don't even know what I'm going to say. Is it true? No, it's a myth. What? Nothing. Myths are true? No. I'm saying what you were about to say was a true statement. No, it's not. All right, go. I'm saying it is a true statement of what I do, but I'm saying the reason. So it's not a myth. You know what I'm saying? But the reason behind it is a myth. What I'm thinking that accomplished it is a myth. I'm not a. Woof.

Speak. So what I do, instead of breathing out whenever I poop, I hold it. I close my eyes, close my ears. Whenever I'm really bad, I go like that. And I feel like if I do that, there's no air that can get out and I'll die. So the only way to get air out is my butt. So I feel like it will open it up so I can breathe. You can breathe out of your butt.

You've never got a cold wind? You're doing a butt chug with oxygen. You're a butt chugging H2O. Oh my god, that's water. That's water. O2 is oxygen. Just O2. It's O. But two of them is what makes oxygen. I don't believe in that. Wait, actually, no. O is just oxygen. Tampa. So, I go down, lock the door.

Pants down. Did I wipe that seat? Of course I didn't. I sit down. It's clean enough. Probably wasn't. I sit down. Pull out a good old Clash Royale. I'm playing. Literally in the middle of a match. Very heated. Level 7 arena match. My door just opens. Absolutely. Like there was no struggle with it. It literally just opens. A man looks at me. I was so...

so caught off guard because you know like if you hear a rumbling or like someone trying to get in you hit them you're prepped you're oh oh like you're ready yeah this month walked in like it was like there wasn't even a door he literally walks right in i was so distraught i didn't even know what to say i went and i caught you made eye contact with him of course i he came right in i'm like i went he goes oh sorry and he just walks out so he saw the gummy

Hopefully not. The pants were a little higher. They weren't full. He didn't see... He didn't see a little cashew. He didn't see a little honey roasted cashew. But he definitely saw me in a very... And then the worst part is the airport ones are skinny, but they're long because people might have suitcase and stuff. So I literally... You're a sick creature. I literally, with my ass out, had to get up and waddle and close the door. Oh, no. It was so bad. Bro, it was...

Did you see him again? Is he a locksmith? Does he work? He had the key. He had the holy key. He just walked right in. Did you see him again? No. What would you have done? I feel like you have to put hands and feet on him if you saw him again. I just would give him a stern look. I'd be like, you are a little bit of a Karen.

You have Karen tendencies. No. Like you in the airport? No. You at the restaurants? No, you're Karen. No, I'm not. What is going on? Give me an example. I'm giving my money here. We haven't got any service. It is taking 30 minutes for me to get one water. I wanted Pellegriniano, not distilled tap. That's Cam at airport. A bitch is my baby.

I say that? Yeah. I don't even drink Pellegrini. The fact that I can't pronounce it and you can, you are twisting stories. That is literally you. Oh my God, the other day you didn't go, it'd be cool if I had some water to drink to these fried pickles. You didn't say that. Where? At a restaurant? Was it concrete? Oh. No. Someplace. We literally got the fried pickles out before we got water. Dave and Buster's.

That David Bussard experience sucked. That's not a Karen experience. That was hell on earth. That was the worst restaurant experience anybody has ever gotten. I got my food out before I got a water. Karen. That's not right. It's not right. I still tipped them $700.

Did I not tip him $700? Absolutely not. I tip him a motherfucking million. We literally said, I'm getting out of here. Hannah got her nachos. The chicken was cold. Yeah, bro. My shit was horrible. Speaking of food, I've had this weird thing. What's it called whenever you're scared of getting sick? Like you have the fear of nepotism? That's a thing? Nepotism? No, nepotism is when your dad's rich or something. What's it called whenever you're scared? Mitochondriac.

Hydrochondriac. Something with a heart attack. The mitochondria is the power cell. That's the one that pumps. That's the mitochondrion. Mitochondria. Yeah. Yeah. No, the nucleus is the powerhouse of the cell. Nucleus is the brain. The powerhouse of the cell. Powerhouse is the mitochondria. No, mitochondria. The mitochondria. That makes protein. No, it doesn't. I remember because I took the test seven times.

- Dropped out! - You dropped out. - No, I had to take the test like eight times. - I'm sure, 'cause you kept failing. Because I remember-- - 'Cause you were like, "Dude, I swear to God, the nucleus is the powerhouse. I have my own personal research." Like, I don't care-- dude, you're such a sheep following that book. You don't know you made that book. You don't know you made that book. I literally cut myself open. I found my cells and I did my own research. I'm telling you, you can think that the mitochondria is the powerhouse all you want. I did my own personal f*cking research. It's the f*cking nucleus. That was you. And your teacher goes, "Oh, really?"

You failed. You go, all right, can I retry the test or something? I don't want to fail the class. She goes, yeah, come after school. You go,

Alright, but Mrs. Bosher, I'm telling you, the Nucleus... F! Get out of here. Dude, 90% of my tests that I got... 90% of the tests I got back in school, they would always hand it to me folded. Dude, that's so embarrassing, dog. It's like you're trying to hide my grade, but everybody knows I got a 3 on it because you're handing it to me upside down and folded. Oh my god, you just unlocked a memory. One of my coolest teachers I ever had, not gonna say names, one of my coolest teachers I ever had, though, he was...

Ruthless when it came to grades when I can't speak he was ruthless when it came to grades Yeah, bro, we would do a test right huh? He would show everyone score. That's on the screen, but not the names. Oh no, but then he would ask questions Yeah

So it basically was like he was so mad that people didn't take the shit seriously. He was like, all right, I'm going to make y'all feel bad a little bit. He's like, we'll see if you keep talking and texting in class. So he'd literally say, hey, if you're in this first region, 90 to 100, raise your hand. You'd have like six people raise their hand. And then he goes, I want everyone to look around. It'd be like...

He was not messing around, bro. See, y'all were too honest. I would have been... I got a 40 on my shit. And people did that before. He goes, that's weird. I see 13 hands. Only six people got an A. I'd be like, call him out. Call him out. If someone would have said that, he would have done it. And then I'd be like, you're going to jail. And he'd be like, absolutely not. You're 14. Sit down, rat boy. And I'd be like, there's going to...

Sorry. Dude, a similar thing. I don't know if I've told this story on the podcast before. A similar thing happened to me in physics in high school. Physics. And we had it in the, what are those? The portables. We had them in a portable. Oh. Because our high school got so overflowed. You had barracks in high school? We had them in middle school. Middle school is normal. But then so many people came to the high school. We built, the year I graduated, they built like three high schools. Yeah. Like a mile from each other.

They've built on our high school a lot, but we never have portable. In the Austin vlog, you'll see my high school. So in physics class, I'm stupid. None of that shit made sense to me, bro. So I always, I remember there was a question on one test and it says, how are there waves? Like, how are waves made in the ocean? And I said, the moon, right? Yeah.

Right. That's what I'm not in physics currently. I would assume, I think the moon has something to do. Right. I remember learning it was the moon, but my physics teacher, what he would do is after every test, he would put each question up on the, on the screen and he would put the worst answer from every class.

and so ever it was like a good funny thing until you're a part of it so i remember so i remember i was so goddamn confident in that because i remember learning that waves come from the moon the gravitational pull of the moon yeah that sounds right decently right so maybe he was going he was going ha what an idiot like we were laughing at like the other people

The question comes up, how are waves, what causes waves? And I was like, I can't wait to see what this dumbass puts. Like whoever said something. You go, clicks the thing. It says, somebody put the moon. Ha ha ha ha. And they start cracking on me. He spent more time on that shit. I was, everybody was like, ha ha bro. How are waves made? Hell if I know. And that's the thing I want to say. I talked about this on TikTok live.

I am sick and tired of everybody being like, "Plane is so stupid. How does he not know how ATMs work and roads work? Where did y'all go to school? Where did y'all learn this shit? How am I supposed to know how gas is going into my pump?

Useless ass knowledge. It is. And so why do I get attacked on the internet? Because it's like, it might be useless, but if nine other people know it and you don't, it's kind of like, come on. But how do y'all, where did y'all learn that? Just life experience, being a human. But what life experience, what happened on a regular Tuesday where somebody was like, come on, come here.

This is how gas works. Yeah. It just happens. Y'all weren't in any extracurricular activities to where your time was not spent? Oh, sorry we weren't skateboarding with the skater gang. What were you called? The turtle boys? Gutter gang. Gutter gang. Sorry we weren't gutter ganging it up with tails. Don't disrespect GGs. Yeah, right. I was out there pumping gas in the field. And that's... The You Should Know Podcast.

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That's ShipStation.com, promo code YSK. The link for that will be in the description. Go give ShipStation some love. We love them. Now on to the rest of the episode. And that's another thing, because I have a question about a regular life situation. Because I don't understand it. They're never regular with you. I was looking at a pole outside, a flagpole. I don't think, and this kind of contradicts my point from last week,

I don't think anything in the world can be truly straight. What? I don't think anything in the world can be truly straight. Like straight up and down. A straight line. I don't think anything in the world can. Like this. As straight as this mic stand looks. 100% straight. I don't think so. But it is. Because how? That top right there, a little crooked.

That's due to the- Because we have a lot of pressure in the world. Correct. We have a lot of pressure on Earth. What the hell does that mean? Okay. We have pressure. Enough pressure to keep every human down. It's called gravity. Exactly. Pressure. Gravity. Same thing. Gravity is pressure. Pressure is gravity. Gravity is not- Gravity is- Pressure- No. Okay, but it's synonymous. Synonyms. It's not. It's not. Okay. We have a lot of gravity on the world that weighs us down, keeps us here and level. Correct. Right? Right.

don't you think with all that gravity everything is a little and the world's turned right it's curved the world's curved on a circle the world's a sphere sphere and circles i'm a i'm a fucking i'm trying to keep it i'm trying to keep it together the world is a sphere correct correct so that means we're already curved how can you judge anything in a straight line especially and humans all perceive life differently we all see things differently

So how do I know that it's straight? Maybe my eyes are curved. Maybe the perception of light. Maybe we're on a heel. How does that work? I don't think anything can be truly straight and there's no way to determine that. If I had a ruler. Right. Right here, right now. Right. And I held it? Yeah. It's perfectly straight. No, it's not. It looks perfectly straight. But how can anything be perfectly straight in a curved, gravity-filled world? Hey, you need to get on with Neil deGrasse Tyson, maybe? And talk about that a little bit?

Because what are you saying? A ruler is perfectly straight. No, I get it. Perception-wise. Reality-wise. Perception-wise. Perception is reality. Stephen King. How can anything... That mini fridge is perfectly straight. Perfect straight. There's so many dents in there. It looks like it got shot with an airsoft gun. That's on its level. I'm talking about... No, but this ground is not straight. The ground is perfectly straight. No. Put something down and I bet it will roll a little bit. No, something that can roll.

No, if you, I'm saying like a dumbbell. Oh, but why is that? Okay, at the gym, at the gym, right? You put a dumbbell on the ground at the gym. Where did it go? Did it stay still? It rolled. But does the bar look straight?

Did the bar on the dumbbell look straight? It's circular. I'm saying the bar is straight. Yes. It can't be. Cause you think the ground, you thought before I rolled, did you think the ground was straight in that gym? I thought exactly. Maybe that one isn't this one. I'm saying, but there's no true way to test it. Unless you have, you have a level. They literally made a thing called the level. No, no,

Yeah, they do. But like how, I think, I'm thinking deeper. What are you looking at? I'm trying to find something that will not roll so you can shut up. I'm talking about like there's no true way to test if something's straight because everything is perception of the world that we are in and the gravity. That's a fact.

That is a fact. No, that is a fact. This is what you're doing. You're thinking of Brain Pop. Exactly. You're like, I'm ultra-nostradamus proximus outstriang. I think of the world and all its entities at once. I'm enlightened. Yeah, I like to think outside of the box. Hey, the grand state. It's flat and even. You're standing on it. Flag poles are straight. A ruler is straight. No, it's not. A ruler is literally a piece of wood being put into a perfectly cut mold, perfect 90-degree angles, and it's there. I can prove to you that you're wrong.

Go outside. This building that we recorded is 350 feet tall. It's a big building. Shut the hell up. That's different. You look at it from a distance, from a mile away. You look at this. You can see it. That's a straight up and down building. You go under the building and you look up. That shit is tilted. Tell me it's not. It's not tilted. I just looked at it today. No, that's because it's the building going over. First off, I think they actually do build skyscrapers with a very slight...

It's not fucking like that. It would fall over. It's like degrees to it. But is it straight? No. But the reason you're saying is not helping your point. I bet if an ant were to look up at this mic stand, an ant, that has nothing to do with being shown. That's perception. That's the height. Exactly. This is my point. Perception is reality. But that's the height of it. I'm agreeing with you. They put very small tilts on buildings. No, not on every. Why would you need to put a tilt in a ruler? It's 12 inches. And not on purpose.

You can't tell. It's in a perfect mold. It's all perception. Everything is going to be curved. You're saying the world's curved like right there. There's a drop off. Where is the drop off? There's no drop off. How? Because it's sphere.

No, I'm saying, but like, who's standing on the side of the earth? You said this a couple weeks ago. No one is on the side. Yes or no, it's the earth like this. Son of a bitch. Yes or no, it's the earth like this. Yes. Oh my God. Your mind is simple. It is simple. So we're in Texas, right? We're in the United States, right? So we're on this side of the earth.

Somebody on this side of the earth, China, right? Or I don't know who's over here. China, a Russian man, an Irish man, a Filipino. Somebody over here, right? That means if they're on that side of the curved earth that's like this, we're not all like this. Somebody has to be over there. So somebody's standing up right now, but they're like that. No. It has to be. Peyton, that's what I'm saying. The earth is so vast, so big. It's a big place. It's a big ball. Yeah, big ball. You might think we're standing like this. You might think we're standing like this.

We are not. We are standing straight, flat, due to gravity. I'm not saying somebody's going to fall. Why'd you get the basketball? I'm not saying somebody's going to fall. Why'd you get the ball? Because I'm going to use a point. Say this is the earth. I'm not saying. I know what you're saying. I'm not saying somebody's going to fall off. I'm just saying somebody's on their side. Somebody has to have a headache. You know what I mean? Are you on your side right now? Maybe. That's what I'm saying. Oh, my God. Okay, so say I'm on the U.S., right? I'm in the U.S. You're the worst. This is me in the U.S., right?

Bam. Right here, right? The earth is turning. We're going like this, right? And then somebody's in Canada. That's not where that would be. It's nowhere near where that would be. Somebody's in Nicaragua. Right here. Also not where that would be. Somebody's in Europe. There you go. Somebody's in Europe, right? On this side. KSI is over here. Right? And so we're both like on different parts of the earth. We're inside of it.

But we're on different sides. And if it's rotating like this, somebody has to be on their side. And then somebody's up here. Somebody's straight up and down. Somebody's upside down. That's Antarctica. So no, not really. Unless the scientists are there. So you think... The penguins are dizzy. Save the penguins. You think we're on our side. How are you not understanding what gravity is? I understand what gravity is. It's keeping me down. I'm not saying somebody's going to fall over. But if somebody was straight up on this side, they would be on the ground. No? Because say... So like America is right here, right? Hey, okay, let's do this.

I don't get it. Give me the same, the exact same explanation one more time. Do it one more time. Maybe I didn't hear you the first three. Think about it. If America's right here and someone's over here in Prague, say it again. Use your dumbass basketball one more time. Your nose is green. What is that? Your nose is green. It's still green. It's green. No, right here. It's green. No, your nose. I think you're bruised. I think you hurt yourself. My nose is green? Yeah.

Swear to God. Are you playing with me? No, it's like scrunching in. It's green. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, I'm going to... Don't touch me. No, it's not. Don't get close to me. No, it's... Why are you... Not like... I'm kidding. Look at your nose and scrunch. Oh, my God. What the f*** is happening? What is happening to me? Maybe it's because you're on your side. You're losing oxygen. Shut up. Hey, what do you know? Ball's not moving. That's weird. I can make your balls move.

Okay, enough of the sideways earth shit. You literally said something about you were afraid of being sick maybe 12 minutes ago. And you never went into it. We can never record at 9 a.m. What's it called? Narcissism? What's it called when you're necrophilia? Be careful. Necrophilia. No. What happened? I've never done that or never thought about it. So not necrophilia. Let's see what your fear of being sick. The fear of being sick. It's hypochondriac. Hypochondriac. Fear of being sick. A hypochondriac is scared of water.

Illness anxiety disorder fits right in for you. Look up hypochondriac. What are you saying? Google hypochondriac. If you do, you have to touch my...

Hypochondriac. A person who is abnormally anxious about their health. Exactly. So hypochondriac. Hypochondriac. I'm not a hypochondriac, right? Oh, you are. No. You said my nose is green. Hold on. Don't touch me. You said no, no, no. Don't touch me. Oh my God. It is green. Cancel the shoot. No, but hypochondriacs are like scared of like touching certain things. They'll get sick. They're like just afraid of getting sick. They always feel like they're getting sick, right? I'm not that. I'm starting to get that way with food though.

I am having a hard time eating now because when I eat, every time I eat something, I'm like, I have to examine. I have a fear that everything is undercooked or it's going to make a bug in my stomach. You have been asking some weird, like,

holy shit, you have been doing this for like two weeks now. Yeah. I've noticed it, but I didn't know it was that. Like, I noticed you were asking a lot more questions than being, because normally you're just like, oh, it's got grease. You just throw it down your mouth. Oh, double to triple XL fries. But now it's like, you just hit Paul Walker, RIP, and Paul Walker fell again. You're ruining the set. Anyway, you've been asking questions in a lot more like,

about your food. Yeah. It's like you're woke again. But it's not like I care about my health. I just don't like getting sick. I hate being sick. I hate shitting and throwing up at the same time. A good sick is, I like a good sick. And it's, it is detrimental if I were to get sick. Like, you know what I mean? Like there's like, you can't. I think that's what it is. Probably. I think it's just ultra anxiety. Yeah. And then it's stemming into four different directions all at once. The You Should Know Podcast.

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As my friend, why don't you feel like it's your job or like you should do anything to like ease my anxiety? Like why don't you- Oh, I try. How? Oh, but do I try? How? What have you ever done to try to help my anxiety? Your ear moved a lot and I didn't like that. So upon meeting you, I didn't immediately force you to go with other people? That's when you liked me. I love you now. That's when you were like, oh, I get a cool black friend. There's no way you just said that. There's absolutely no way. I was like, finally. Finally.

I was like, you know, I can see what it's like. You can teach me all the cool stuff. Oh, no, no, no. If anything, I got a black friend, not a cool one. You were a creature. You were a weirdo. You had the smallest TV I've ever seen. My financial situation has nothing to do with me. You had Lay's chips all over your bedroom. Oh, it was bad. Yes or no, were you in my room every day under my bed getting my snacks and my mom got me? No.

Oh shit! Who had more snacks, me or you? Me! You are out of this world. You are out of this world. No, I'm dead ass. I'm not even kidding. I had way more snacks than you. You had chips! All you had was chips and jerky and you still ate the same shit. What did you have? Almond Joys and trail mix? No one wants that. I had Elga. I had trail mix. I said that weird. Trail mix? I had trail mix. No one wants that? I had Gushers. You did not have Gushers regularly? Just because you had it one time doesn't mean you had it regularly. I had Welch's fruit snacks.

I had ramen. That you probably stole. I had ramen that I could make without burning the damn apartment alive.

You know why I know I'm a cool guy? Why? A cool what? A cool guy. Okay, why? Because while you were peeing just now, guess who just hit me up again? Who? Love Island. Did they really? It just hit me up again. They want you on that thing. Love Island, I can't do it. No, this is a perfect talking point. You can't do it for this reason. What? You'd be like...

you're cool girl and they'd be like hey it's not good for the camera you go oh shit I'm being recorded you go I can't I want to do that so bad what I'm not gonna lie this might be messed up what I want you know those uncomfortable moments when we cry laughing like or I guess that's good you know when we like cry laughing yeah like that one time we went to McDonald's and we tried to order food and we were literally dying laughing because we messed up on the words and we couldn't get it out and I was like just give me a number four whatever yeah I want to cause that upon you

in public in a serious situation. So you want to make me publicly embarrassed and uncomfortable. Why? You're evil. Does that not sound evil? That does sound evil. And it might be, but it's like a harsh, it's like a training course. That's like, I want to take my friend that has mental illness and put him in a situation that makes him uncomfortable. Go ahead and say that. No, I'm not going to say that. But what I do want to do is find something that just tickles your laugh box. Don't make a joke. Just tickle.

tickles your laugh box big time and right when we're in the middle of a conference like say you're checking out or something yeah yeah and i just spring that upon you no no and you just go no and then i go and you're just like no if you make me that uncomfortable like and i'm not ready for it i will just leave where i know you but that's the thing i'm behind you so i don't let you exit are you gonna hold me yeah every time you try to go i just go and i bump you back make sure i'm not wearing basketball shorts you your mind bro is it is one of a kind

It is one of a kind. It's unbelievable. We should do that for Patreon. We should do like an impractical Joker thing. Like you and Ryan are behind the screen. I get a mic and like an AirPod in and then I just like go out and then y'all tell me I have to say certain things. Oh my God. That's glorious. We should do that for Patreon. That would be funny as hell. That's so funny. We should do that today. No. We shouldn't. Oh, you need time? You need time to... Yeah. No. What the hell was that? What...

What the hell was that? I couldn't tell if I was itching or something. You said yeah. No. Stop touching yourself. Indistinct chatter. What? What? Indistinct chatter. You are cringing the piss out of me right now. Indistinct chatter. What is that? What is that? The coffee's finally hitting. What is that? Don't tell them to wait. Explain yourself. Indistinct chatter. You ever watch Netflix?

Yes, I watch Netflix. What the hell is that on? You watch it with subtitles on? No. My ears work. Yeah, but it helps me follow the storyline better. Watch Netflix, like a movie on Netflix with subtitles on, and anytime there's a big crowd scene, it always says, Indistinct Chatter. Why are you giving it an acting off? I read it like that the other night. Indistinct Chatter. And I started crying. Because there's so much Indistinct Chatter. What the?

What is wrong with you? Now every time people watch Netflix or subtitles and they see that indistinct chatter I'm gonna start saying that in real life. Anytime you walk in it's just loud and be like "Yo that's indistinct chatter" Anytime like I'm talking and somebody starts talking "Oh no no your face got f*cking gross" "Did you just see your face?" You went "Oh of course you didn't see your face" You literally went "Anytime I start talking" You like got all nasty You turned into like a underworld version of yourself

EW! Cuz in my brain there's a lot of indistint chatter. Bro, no, you turned creepy right there. You look like this. It's like when people think- you got like- like- Oh my god! You're hypervent- you're crun- Put your legs down. Your damn ass meat's hanging out. You're like a ratchet- mmm. Mmm. What are you- I can see it. Oh. Oh, I have crabs. I thought you said, "I have crabs." I was like, "Damn it."

I was gone for two minutes peeing and I come back where you're like a corpse. You just went... You bounced a little too... Okay. That's what you did. You literally went... No! No! Indistinct shot. No one's gonna be able to watch. Stop it. Oh my God, that's one of my biggest aches with you. Holy shit. Oh my God. You scratch your face and I can hear it no matter how far I am. You're like...

Use some di- oh my watch. Use some beard conditioner. What happened? What is ha- you're biting your knee. Did you used to do that? No, I used to slap the shit out of my leg when I get mad at a video game, but it was too late. I couldn't wake my parents up. I'd be like, I'd hit myself. I'd be like, no, smack myself hard as shit. Just like that. Right on the outside of the knee. Did you ever, did you ever give yourself hickeys like on your arm to impress kids in school?

You were so sad. You were so lonely. That's weird. I wish I could have been- I mean, I would have been friends with you earlier. You don't mean- Oh, God, it's like this. I haven't done this in a minute. Stop. Don't leave once. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. And then homeboys would come and be like, Damn. That's how a girl works. You were so lame. You were so lame. I'm going to fake it. Everyone's on their own timeline. Breathe, bro. Catch your breath. Indistinct chatter.

I ruined Netflix for so many people just now. It's not working. It's not like mine, is it? Bro, I can't. Why are your legs wide open? Let's all relax. I had an epiphany the other day. Big words for Elmo today. Spell it. Epiphany? Mm-hmm. Spell it. A-P-P. Nope. E-P-P. Nope. A-P. Nope. E-P. Yep. E-P-I.

I don't fully know how to spell it either, but I know it's not app-app-happiny. Yeah. That's not what brain works. I'm a writer downer. I can only think, if my eyes are closed and I'm writing it down at the same time. You're like a fucking, like a, uh, like a oracle. Like people give you coins and you're just like, here's your fortune. What is wrong with you? I had an epiphany the other day. About what? This isn't working. Laser tag. Are you like, are you 12? I still feel like it. I mean, that's good. I'm just a big girl body.

I used to want to get fat so bad. Now that my face got fat, it's not worth it. I used to want to be large. That's never been a wish of yours? Like, I just... Because there's a point... Oh, no! Oh, no! We can't go past this. Did you just say... Your pants are literally... The waistband is inward, and you were just rubbing. The waistband is inward. So you're choking yourself, and you're...

Did you just confess that you used to want to be chubby? Chubby? No, fat. I didn't want to be chubby. I wanted to be big. Why? Like, I wanted to be on a Jenny Craig commercial and then have a before and after. Because there was always a point in my life where I never thought I could gain weight. Like, nothing. Like, I could see my ribs and my chest. Oh, now it's sad. And then everybody would be like, Craig, it. Be like, you look like the cinnamon man from the cereal. Oh, I'm on for Applejack? Yeah, they said I look like that.

It's really hurtful things and so I'd be like I want to get fat and I like when I was this age I was like I want to be fat by the time I'm like 25 30 and I just morbid but okay There's a difference in putting on healthy good weight and being morbidly obese. I wanted to be morbid but laser tag so

I realized there was always this one point of laser tag when I started going to birthdays. Towards the tail end of the birthdays at like main event, we'd go laser tag with the boys. Stop winking at me. Doing a little Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew and boy tongue. And a little...

No boy tongue. Little Mountain Dew back bathroom stall boy tongue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you talk about your crushes and stuff and the point of play football. And so I realized at the tail end, I started to get really bad. At Major Tag? Yeah, I was like not winning or I wasn't even like top five. Probably sucked. Into the leaderboard. And I thought so. I was like, maybe I just suck now. Like, I can't. I'm not good in the Army. I'll never be a cadet.

Then I realized everybody cheated once they got older. Everybody got the memo. Everybody got the email. They were CC'd. They were BBC'd on the thing. BCC'd. Holy shit. I think you're only allowed to drink water from now on. We're never going to record early again. And you can only drink water. They were BBC'd. I said that as an accident. BCC'd. There you go. On this email. Everybody got the flyer, the invite in the mail.

Why do I feel like you're looking at me so intensely? You're doing this thing. Stop it. You're looking at me more. You're like staring at my soul. I can't tell if you're mad. Why would I be mad? I don't know, but it's scary. So...

I realized a lot of people, y'all were cheating in laser tag at our old years. How are they cheating? Dog, I can't, you're doing some weird shit to me right now. You're looking, it's like your eye, I don't know, I don't like this. Your eye is like glossed over. You're still crying and like looking at me. I don't, I don't, this is, it's like a weird pet thing, like a dog.

Like Ruby when she's hungry. You kiss Ruby in the mouth. You kiss me in the mouth? I don't kiss Ruby in the mouth. And I don't kiss you in the mouth. I will expose you on this podcast. I kiss my dog in the mouth. On the mouth. On her little, like, right there. When it's closed. You let her lick your teeth. I've seen it. You're like, damn, Ruby, I got brisket here. I go, you can get that for me. She's like...

Hell no. You do. No. Hell no. Oh! Oh! Clifford, Clifford, Clifford, please. Please, Clifford, please let that be in the Discord. Oh my God. Watch party, please. Oh my God. Right now, I need at least six different versions. Somebody edit it. Oh my God. That's better than anyone I've ever had. My kids are going to have a hard time in school. Yes. That GIF is just going to go back and forth to that. Oh my God. You pissed me off. GIF, GIF, GIF. We're not doing this again. GIF. Sure.

But you do grab her sound. G-I-F. Do you not grab her sound and put it in your mouth? No. I fake that. Because when she licks too much, I go, okay, my turn. And I fake it. I don't actually. Oh, damn it. I did it too. You set me up.

But kids and laser. Yeah, cheating and laser tech. They would go like this. And they would just block the sensors. See, you knew it. I didn't do it. Yes, you did. I was an absolute cadet. You would paint your face in laser tech. I literally thought I was Chris Kyle when I was inside that arena. R.I.P. R.I.P. Chris Kyle. Great movie. Great movie. You know a lot of females are attracted to him? Not Chris Kyle. Bradley Cooper? Bradley Cooper. Is that surprising? Do you think he's a good looking man? Yes. I think he's a good looking guy.

I didn't know he had that much pull. I didn't know he had that much work. Okay, so let's rank these three actors. On looks. Easy. I'll give you a solid list. Robert Downey Jr. Okay. RDJ, Bradley Cooper. No, no. Okay. Robert Downey Jr. What's a dude from La La Land? And from Barbie?

Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling. And who's the ones that guys love? What's his name? What's his name? The attractive white dude. Deadpool. What's his name? Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds.

It's a kind of weird list. Strictly attraction? Yeah. Like looks, not personality. Looks. Looks. No, you can add personality in there. Add personality. The full package. Who would you date? Are we? So it's us. Yeah. Not from females. No, you. Who would you date? I like me a smart man. I like me a smart man too. RDJ is going to be at the top. RDJ. He's funny. RDJ is funny. Smart. He gives silver fox vibes. I thought we were moving on. RDJ will go top. You're tripping.

I mean, personality. Give me RDJ. Strictly looks, I'd go Gosling. RDJ. RDJ Reynolds. Personality included, I'm going RDJ Reynolds Gosling. I'd do the same. I'm a big guy on laughing. Me. I feel like Ryan got... Put me in there. You'd be at fourth on both lists. You literally were in shock. You went... The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Mets. But I'm horny.

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I have a couple IQ questions for you. IQ test? Yes, not the shape ones. Okay. Just word problems. Not necessarily math. Some might be math. Okay. We know you're not good at that. But some are just going to be some IQ ones. I don't want to do an IQ test. You have to. We're going to do it right now. You're just going to give it your best shot. You're already sweating. You're already itching your nose. It doesn't itch. Just calm down. Without further ado, if two people eat two slices of pizza in two minutes, how many people will it take to eat 18 pieces of pizza? Slow down. It's...

Why are you doing all that? Lower it. Lower it? If two people eat two slices of pizza. That's four pizzas. Two pizzas. In two minutes. Two slices of pizzas. So two people ate two slices of pizza in two minutes. So that's one slice a minute. Okay. How many people will it take to eat 18 pieces of pizza in six minutes? What the f- Wait, that's long algebra. You immediately went- Wait, let me pull out my calculator.

He's gonna do nothing for me. All right, absolutely nothing So 2:18 - two people - two people ate two pieces in one minute two minutes two minutes two people two pizzas one minute Yeah, what I would love to know what you're doing right now. What are you doing? Your calculator says zero it was just a blank calculator. It's a but you do not Alright here we go People love this shit, don't they? Love seeing this love seeing the kid that says L. What kid?

What kid? The kid that has elements. Stupid kid. Okay. Two people. All right, so here we go. We're looking at Peyton's Mathology. Two people. Two people. Two people. Eat two pieces of pizza in two minutes. You don't need to make a pepperoni. Two minutes. Okay. How many people will it take? So you're looking for the people. Okay. Okay.

So X is the people. So draw a person. No, I'll do a math problem. Draw a person. Shut up. And put a question mark by it. Okay. So we're trying to figure out how many people. How many people. That's the worst looking. That person's literally doing a split. That's a cheerleader. That is an absolute cheerleader at the top of a stunt.

How many people will it take to eat 18 slices of pizza? So draw a pizza? No, no, no. Don't tell me what to do to solve my problem. You are not drawing 18 pieces of pizza. No, I'm not. I'm not. Look, so X is what we're looking for. Equals X. And so, 18 people. 18 slices of pizza. If you listen to me, I'll guide you to the golden land. Okay, 18. In six minutes. Okay. You're so lost. Three. No. Wait. Ooh, six times three is 18.

Six, wait what was the variable? Six people? How many slices? 18? Relax. Step one, breathe. 18 pizzas in six minutes. Six minutes. How many people does it take to eat? Six, six, 12, 18. Three people. Three equals X. Wait, these have always made me hard. No. What? These have always been hard to me. Okay.

Speak! There's nothing for me to speak. You have it all right there. Work. So 18 people. We're looking for X, right? Yes. X is people. How many people does it take to eat 18 slices of pizza in 6 minutes? I did it backwards. As I was telling you. Equals 18. Equals 18. X. X divided by 6. The slouch. So times. You times that to get it over here. Times 6. No. You're on to something. What's 18 times 6?

18 times 6 would be 108. 108. 108 equals X. 108 people. It takes 108 people. It takes a small army. It takes two squadrons to eat 18 pieces of pizza in 6 minutes. What's the answer? 6 people. The f*** did I just say? Wait, I thought you said 6 was the thing. It takes 6 people 6 minutes to eat 18 pieces of pizza. 2 minutes for 2 people. 6 minutes for 18 people. 18 pieces of pizza.

Six minutes six people another one Jesus Christ. Yo, how the hell do y'all learn that? You know what we're gonna do. No, we're gonna a little easier Yeah, a little easier. Okay, there's no shot. I was gonna get that without guessing. All right, here we go Okay, what's the odd one out? Which one doesn't belong me blue brown orange? yellow blue brown orange yellow

What's the question? Which is the wrong one? Which is the odd one out? Which one doesn't belong in that group? Blue, brown, orange, yellow. Blue, brown, orange, orange, yellow. No, it's not syllables. Not syllables. That's a good, that's a decent thought process. Are there color groups? I don't know the color groups. One's not on the rainbow. Brown. Let's go. Good shit. Thank you. Okay, next one.

Delilah, Rose. Are you giddy right now? He said, Delilah, Rose, Oak, and Tulip. Which is the wrong one out? What? Odd one out. Delilah, Oak, Rose, Tulip. Delilah, Rose, Oak, Tulip. Oak. Because it's wood. Yes, sir. Okay. So you're good at the odd one out. Yeah, good at those. Because I've been the odd one out my whole life. So yeah, good at those. Here we go.

I have absolutely no faith in you for this one. And that said, and I see the slouch, what is the next corresponding number? Oh, okay. I have my whiteboard. Okay. 1, 2, 8, 27, blank. You're looking for that. You're looking for the fourth. So this is a difference of 7. This is a difference of 9, 10, 11, 12. What's the difference? Make it faster. 11, 12, 19, 19.

19. What number is that? 7. It's your own writing. The difference between 7 and... Your 19 looks like a crab. It looks like a literal creature. Like a monster. 19 minus 7 is 12. Plus 12. 19 plus 12 is... 31. Let me figure it out! 31. You are writing so crooked. 31. Answer 64. Oh.

The answer's six-four. I have no faith in you, though, so we're going to go back to the word problems. Okay, this is simple. Oh, this is the last one? Here we go. Last one. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into the bank as he is old. Okay? Okay.

Now there are 21 coins in the bank. How old is Vanya? So, C equals A. What the hell is C equals A? Coins equal age. I'm gonna let you, yeah, you do it however you need to. Coins equals age, and he's how old? That's what you're trying to figure out. How many coins? 21. 21 coins. Correct. He's 21. They put a coin in for how old he is. Oh, but there's coins are collected. Oh, collection. One. I can't do this forever.

Why are you drawing the coins? I just added an L to the word draw. Because look, for one birthday he got one coin. Just put one! Two birthdays, three, oh! Look, one, two, three, four, five, six, all the way to 21, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, that's 81, 18, 19, 20, 21, right?

So three. No, that's hard. Hold on. You can use your calculator. Calculator. I'll use my calculator. Okay. So. All right. Hurry. You got it. Okay. You got it. Don't mess up. Don't mess up. The illustration made it so much easier. So that would be three coins. I don't get how I figured that out. Wait. No. I don't understand how. I'm doing it for you. I don't understand how you figure it out.

I can only do it the long way. Is what you're wanting to do add all those numbers? Is that what you're wanting to do? Yeah. No. Now you said that. 1 plus 2 plus 3 plus 4 plus 5 plus 6 plus 7 plus 8 plus 9 plus 10 plus 11 plus 12 plus 13 plus 14 plus 15 plus 16 plus 17 plus 18 plus 19 plus 20 plus 21. He has 231 coins. Okay. You want to know the answer? What? 6. What? Were they quarters? No.

Well, I don't understand that. Coins? He said he was 21 years old. I never said that. What the f***? For every Christmas since Vanya's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into his bank as he is old. There are now 21 coins in the bank. How old is Vanya? He said 21 Christmases in six years? I don't know what religion that is. That sounds expensive. What?

I don't understand. I genuinely don't get it. No! I heard that. Bro! You're kidding! I swear to God I don't get it. Peyton...

Look at me, don't blink and focus as hard as you've ever focused. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into his bank as he is old. So one birth, he had one coin. Correct. Two birthdays, two coins. There you go. There are now 21 coins in the bank. He had 21 births, 21 Christmases. No? I'm so confused. No, time out, genuinely. Where's the six coming from? You said he was 21 years old.

No, he's now 21 years old. Is that not what you said? Yes or no? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. For every Christmas. Right, I'm here. Since Vanya's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into his bank account as he is old. There are now 21 coins.

He's born on a leap year or something. I don't get it. I genuinely am not understanding this. I'm genuinely, I am baffled. So wait, he has 21 coins. He gets a coin for every Christmas. Carpet stinks every time I go down there to laugh.

Oh my god, I'm genuinely lost. Bro, you're literally making me like melt in laughter. He's had, so 21 birthdays. Oh, shut up. Shut up. Do you understand it? Yes! Explain it to me. No, you're gonna get this, bro. Where'd you get crackers from? Listen, maybe if you chew, it'll secrete knowledge. Here we go. Oh my god, this is actually hilarious. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth...

His parents deposit as many coins into his bank account as he is old. Now there are 21 coins in the bank. How old is Vaughn? I don't- Oh, six times three. What?! Pee! There's six coins. Are you f***ing deaf?! Are you deaf, bro?! You are deaf! You're close to your- Payton, don't even look at me. Stare straight down.

Focus as if your life is on the line. I feel like I'm in seventh grade all over again. For every Christmas. Do we need to change his name? Do you need a different name? Just don't say his name. For every Christmas since Troy's birth. Say Peyton. For every Christmas since Peyton's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into his bank as he is old. So for my first birthday, they put one coin in there. Correct. For my second birthday, they put two coins in there. Correct. So I'm here so far. Okay. Now there are 21 coins in the bank. How old is Peyton?

So for my first, that's where I was doing the math problem. Okay. So it's, so I'm saying if there's six coins, it would have to be six times three is 21, six, 18, 21, seven is seven. I think my appendix is bursting. I'm genuinely not having fun. Payton, bro. Okay. Can you do something for me?

Can you do something for me? Delete all information in your brain. Everything. Forget the number 6, forget 21, forget Vanya, forget it all, alright? Forget Christmas, doesn't matter. Alright, what is it? This is literally draining your energy. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth... You said forget it. You're starting from scratch. Like, clear your board. Clear your board. Grab, no, grab the board, the physical board. Clear it, make it blank. Okay.

Clear it. Use whatever you need to do. Draw whatever you need to draw. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into the bank as he is old. Now there are 21 coins in the bank. How old is Vanya? 4, 5, right? So that'd be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. So by the time he's 5, he has 15. So by the time he's 10, you're at 30. Okay.

By the time you're 20, you have 45. Plus 1. 46. How old is Vanya's 46 years old? Peyton, it's getting bad. Wait, wait. 21. He's 21. Peyton, you're so close. You're so close to glory. Not the answer!

Not your answer. I'm not having fun no more. I want to play this game. Dude, draw six. Give him six for his sixth birthday. Yeah, walk me through it. Give him six. Draw the six. Six. One, two, three, four, five, six. Count all those coins. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one. How old is Vanya? Six. Correct. I don't get it.

You just did it! Huh? He gets a coin for how old he is every year. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Oh, that was easier than I thought. Holy... So I was close. You stopped me from my illustration earlier. Your first answer was 231. What is he, in the biblical days? 231? Then your next answer was he was 21. Then he said he was 46. I want to help people. Buddy. Buddy, I don't think you should help people. Kim, drop the beat.

Camo, what do we got? Alright, Dr. P. There's quite many submissions, but I'll just pick the first random. Are you ready? I am ready. Dear Dr. P. Hello. I need help. Why is that funny? You laugh at your patients? Try again. Dear Dr. P. Hello. I need help. Hello. A lot of help.

First of all, they've been dating for two months.

They're going on two dates? Three. Three dates. You don't even know this guy. Who gives a shit? What are you talking about? Two months? Are you nuts? What the hell are you talking about? I'm pissed off. Next one? No, but I'm just saying, like, tell them. Be honest. Two months. Hey, bro, I don't even know you like that. Yeah, see ya. Be nice. Be like, hey, had a fun run. It's just like, it's not working out for me right now. I'm sorry if this is abrupt. Be honest. Communicate well. Two months.

He or she has to be like 15. Okay, next one. No way. Next one, here we go. Two months. Oh, this is a better one. The title is Should I Become a Stepdad? Here we go. I'm a freshman in college. No! No, God, no. I'm a freshman in college, and I've been talking to this girl for a while, and I like her, and she likes me. But the only thing is, she has a son who's almost one years old. I'd be a year old.

So I'm wondering, should I do it because, like, financially, I could afford to help out with a kid, but at the same time, I'm kind of young. But I'm in college. But I really want to do it. If you're making enough money in college to support a human, what are you doing? He's definitely on 4X heavy. What happened to 4X people? Fell off. They said, oh, this is a pyramid. I'm out of here. I remember people trying to recruit me in the thingies, and I was just like, I said, no, I'm good.

Pyramid scape, no, no, trust me like dude. It's the best one and those meetings. They would have there would be like Tommy got rich Yeah, and they're all wearing suits. Okay. Help this guy should he become a stepfather? Listen buddy your age of 19. There's 19. That's all these assuming He's a freshman in college. Oh my god. No you know I was even steer clear relationships at that point 19 and

Bro, I'm going to take it outside of you. People are trying to grow up way too quick. That's one thing I've learned. I do not want to grow up quick. Facts. When I was a teenager, like a little kid, like 14, 15, I was like, I want to be an adult. I want to grow up. I want to be able to drive cars and do my own thing. No, you don't. Enjoy that shit for as long as you can. We're in the age of early 20s, mid-20s of people think, oh, 30s coming up. I got to be... It's like...

No, you don't. Like 30 is still hella young. Like think like until you're 60, like think when you're 60, you're living your life that you've already lived double. Look at how long you've been alive. Like that is nuts. You are young as shit. Be young. It is okay to be young. That's when you're supposed to have fun, make mistakes, try shit. You're learning yourself still and you're going to try to mold a human into

That's not yours? That's not yours, which is fine being a step parent. That's fine. But enjoy your youth. You know what I mean? You can love this. I mean, if you absolutely, you don't even know what love is. You're 19. Like you might, like special occasions you might, but like,

Relax. I would say relax. If you're having questions about should I, you shouldn't. It should be an overwhelming feeling of like, I love this kid. I love this girl. I have no doubt in my mind. That's when you should do it. If you're submitting questions to Dr. P, no. You know you shouldn't. I feel that. You know what? We're going to give them a third one. It's going to be an extendo clip special for Dr. P. Here we go.

Dr. P, hello. I need help. They keep saying that as well. I've liked this guy for over three years, and we've been best friends for even longer. Here we go. And I keep being told I need to tell him how I feel, what do you think I should do, and if you think I should, how should I tell him without ruining our friendship? Here's some sticky waters. Here's the Louisiana swamps.

Dr. P, I'm ready for this one. I wish we could talk to these people. She's known him even longer. They've been best friends for even longer than three years, but she's had feelings for him for over a thousand days. I'm not going to lie. Yikes. Unless this guy is tone deaf, he has to have some kind of knowledge. He has to have a little inkling. Has to be some kind of knowledge. And in no time in that three years has he not made suggestive comments.

i don't know if this man is a is a is a heterosexual male and y'all been friends for that long and he has probably not made an advance towards you or made a little slight flirt he's probably like not giving you the suggestion of a flirt he's probably not into you because i've known i've known live for not eight six seven years

I've never once made a suggestive like flirt. She's always not. I've never liked her. I've always known she's never liked me. And there's never even been that question. You know what I mean? So like...

That's, you'll know. You're kind on that path. Yeah, you'll know that this person, I'm saying, but if it's getting to the point where it's starting to like, you want to tell them. And your other friends, she's saying she's being told that she needs to tell them. Exactly. So I'm all on the side of just expressing and communicating. Yeah, get it off your chest. But you have to be prepared that you might ruin the friendship. And that's tough. And that is tough. But if y'all are both mature, hopefully that doesn't happen. You can tell him your truth. If he doesn't agree with it,

The ball is now back in your court. And if you just keep trucking along, like if it's too hard for you, whatever, maybe she might have to leave. But if it's like, damn, I tried. Still love his friendship. Because it might get too hard for her anyway because that guy gets a girlfriend, right? Oh, yeah. Kissing up on her, grabbing that culo. Okay. Like, you know what I mean? Mi corazón. And you see that and you're starting to act weird and you start to get funny and then you're going to cause problems in that relationship. I'd say just be honest. Tell him. And you might get lucky.

But either way, the friendship's getting murky because you're getting feelings, which is fine, but I feel like you have to communicate that. Or just completely, if you have that function in you to lose feelings, do that. If you're not going to communicate. But you have to do one of them. You've got to lose feelings to communicate. You can't stay in that gray area. Dr. P, you're saving lives again. Of course. 19, I want to be it.

Can we get this out of here? All right, you beautiful, sexy sons of guns. Thank you so much for coming back to episode 102. The fact that it took him so damn long to figure out that Vanya was sick. Stop making out with the shirt version of me in an incredible suit. And there's the spit on the rug. That's why our carpet absolutely stinks. So much spit, and it's all gray and tinted. That is disgusting.

Anyway, thank you so much. Come back. Episode 102, Austin, Texas. We will see you in four days. Actually, three. Three days. We will be there. It's going to be fantastic. You're seeing this after the show, so I hope y'all really enjoyed it and loved it. Secret code. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with this week's code. V-I-S. Guess it.

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