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because it's breaking hey everybody welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 84 the halloween edition episode god it feels so good for our second annual halloween episode we are in costume we are feeling good we are fresh from a new york live show in real time it hasn't happened yet but guys if you're new here if you haven't already look below you see that subscribe button isn't pressed you're wrong if you look at

below there into the comment section and fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more ongoing. Feel that I'll get your good karma. Do it for my heart. Do you get it? Because it's the Wizard of Oz and I'm the Tin Man. Do you get it? Audio listeners, you're so confused. You don't, you're missing out really visually, but listen to the audio version. Have it all in your head, your preconceived notions, then go over to the YouTube and watch it all over again. It's going to be a fully different experience. Guys, we have an announcement. Yes,

New York show. It is done. It was great. Hopefully it hasn't happened yet, but we do have a couple more LA tickets for December 7th at the Regent Theater, Los Angeles. The tickets are going to be in the description below. It is sold out faster than any other show. It's not sold out yet, but it will very soon. So if you're thinking about coming, if you're near California, if you're in California, if you're in LA,

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What is a heartless Timmy without his... Don't look at me. Look at your camera. Let them see that. We're back, baby. Second annual. We got co-hosts back in the... I can't do this. I don't know if I'll be able to perform under these conditions. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do. I think that's what he says. Our pumpkins are falling.

We got co-host Cam back in the studio. This is a mess. No, this is insane. Bro, we're the Wizard of Oz cast. We are. We are the Wizard of Oz cast.

Look at me dude you look inside like the touch of the boots that you put on 100% dog boots ago It just goes with the skin. You know the pants are riding up right now, so don't worry about that Oh, you got your courageous badge. I do cuz I'm the I'm not the cowardly lion anymore sire. I'm courageous Okay, no first things. Okay. Are you clothed this year? Oh?

I do have panties on. I do have panties. Round of applause for Payton wearing clothes under his garments this year. It's because I'm not wearing a one-piece. That's true. So if you were wearing this, you'd be naked? My manhood would be hitting my knees. Jesus Christ.

Like I honestly don't right now. I don't feel like we're on the you should know podcast no I don't I feel like I'm in a sick dream. Yeah, it doesn't feel real. It's it's spooky outside It's raining. We're getting on a plane tomorrow to go to New York. This is just it's different. Oh my god Hmm my lip touched my mic you would think I just got spit on like I got put Chapstick of spit on my lip where I don't know what you're saying my my mic is

It's so wet right now. You're sitting here, "F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f

So, so, you got a cute little bow. Your costume, I don't know if the camera's picking it up, it's low-key ghetto. You got tape. Wow. You got tape. Why do I have tape? Because you don't know how to handle things with care. No, because you ripped my bow off like a barbarian previously, maybe 20 minutes ago. You just snatched it off my head, ripped it. No, because... You can tell you've never had long hair. Ever. Ever.

Yeah, sorry, Troy Polamalu. No, I didn't have it. Oh, but you have something to commemorate me on your costume. What would that be? The tail. I do. I do have a tail. This is for Peyton. I have my tail with me. This looks crazy. Why are you going between the legs like that? That's not a good look. This is a children's program. It's not a children's program. You're going to say something I like and I'm just going to be like this. It comes to life. It's just like...

I don't feel mobile right now. I don't feel safe. It's like I'm in a ghillie suit of like a... Like you could go to war and do fine. Yeah. You kind of look like Hercules a little bit. Yeah, I look like a... I don't know, bro. I look like Conan the Barbarian and then obviously a damn lion. But how are you feeling, Bubba? How's your week this week? You know, this week, it's just...

It's been a hell of a week. Ups and downs, it's just good. I'm just proud to be here, to be myself. Whatever you're doing, you gotta keep doing it. Because it means a lot to you, and I know it does, and you just gotta fight through. Don't let any outside noise, anything else come in. Just keep grinding. If you gotta do something, you do it to the best of your ability.

You're exactly where you are for an exact reason. You're doing it. You right there. I'm talking to you. Everyone needs to know that you're doing great. Life is getting weird. The world is getting scary. And you're just doing it good. I just want you to know that from me, the courageous cowardly lion, that you're doing a good job. I actually don't know what just came about me. I don't know if I have the damn courage medal and I just went on a rant. I just realized that I talked for 25 seconds straight. I've never done that.

There's so much hair in my face. What the- What- What was that? What was it? I don't know. I really don't. But damn it, I mean it.

I- hey, I'm not gonna lie to you. I prefer your bland answers over that shit inspirational speech. That was good. Someone's gonna feel that. No, you look like a lion. That is true, but- With a bow in your hair and you have whiskers. Cam, you're just gonna have to live with it, dog. You can't just keep the whole episode. There you go. But every time I laugh, it's gonna go back. You kind of look like a- you look like a- you look like Jesus a little bit. If this is what my Lord and Savior-

What does my clock say? Uh, like three o'clock. I don't know how to read in Roman. It's Roman numerals, dog. You don't know how to read a clock? Not Roman numerals.

You suck. One, two, oh, it's a clock at the end of the day. Yeah, it's a clock. So it says it's actually extremely inaccurate. It says 12-15, but the hand's not anyway. I have something to say. I'm excited about New York. It's already happened, but I'm excited to go to New York. I'm so excited. We leave tomorrow. We leave tomorrow. Going to be fantastic. What's your most anticipated thing about New York? Just meeting our New York fans. Golly. Performing again. It's been a little minute. Yeah.

That's just gonna be super fun. It's always fun to just share those moments with y'all. And then of course we're gonna take, I'm not gonna say what day it is, but we're gonna take one of the days while we're down there to just be in New York. - Why can't you say what day it is? We're back already.

That's true. Probably gonna take Sunday to go. I just didn't want to get like, you know, yeah, I want to be able to enjoy it and just see things we've never seen. I've been to New York. He's never been here. He has no clue what's waiting for him. No, you're gonna be walking down there and be like, yo, are you tall? You got an ox for me, huh? I don't have an ox. What is an ox? Like the cattle? I didn't know we still try to cattle. No, but New York is a, it's fantastic. It's

It's a fun place. You gotta stop, dude. This shit is... There's so much hair. I am wet. Every time I look at you, you're like this. Yeah, I am absolutely wet. In multiple areas. Can we talk about... Including the area you think. Oh, I have a trick for that. I have a trick for that. You have a trick for a wet crotch. So, this is what I do. You have a trick for a wet crotch. You have to make sure that you have... You hump the air. You have to make sure... Dude, my panties are in me right now. Which part is my...

I have a trick for my wet crotch that I do at home when I'm around alone. You have to make sure you have soap, though. Oh, my God. Hand soap. This is a trick or a bath. No, so what you do is you three-finger scoop it. Okay, okay. You three-finger scoop it. We can stop there. And you get the webbing, and you can really collect. Collect what? What are you collecting? What is coming off of you? The sweat and whatever is living down there.

Whatever's a little... So you're gonna three finger... You're gonna hit it with a little... Give me a double scoop on a waffle cone. You're gonna waffle cone your crotch with hand soap. Yeah. And there's gonna be solids that come out. And then you gotta check the area. You need surgery. You gotta check the area. You sniff it. Yeah. You sniff your three finger waffle cone after scooping the webbing, he says. And then if you're experimenting that day. All right, Bill Nye, you need a... What, what are you gonna bake it? Oh my... No, no, no. You've never done that. That's bullshit. Tell me you're lying right now.

Tell me you're lying right now. You've never done that. You've never done that. No, I haven't. I haven't. I haven't. See, even that little bullshit, that little nose touch sniff at the end. I'm so itchy, bro. It has me concerned. You're itchy. Oh, I have something to add to my costume. What? Because I'm the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz. Exactly. Are you going to paint your face silver? No. What did you add? I'm the evil Tin Man. I'm the evil Tin Man. You look like...

The Tin Man from a trailer park. You don't look e- I'm choking on my locks! Take those out! They're not even in right! Oh my god!

He never once had vampire teeth. But he wasn't there for Halloween. You don't know him. And he didn't wear, he did not wear teeth. Okay, but I could be a vampire tin man or I could be a walrus tin man. Hey, well, you're not a walrus. Walruses don't bark. They go, that's a walrus. Okay, you're not 600 pounds and blubbery. You're blubbery, but you're not 600. Yeah, get him out. What did you buy? Like a youth size? All right, bro. It was dry in there.

It was dry in my gums. It was dry in my gums. Dude, this like stabbing my tooth. You want it? I'll pay you $500 right now. I'm not putting that in my mouth. I'm not putting that in my mouth. $1,000. I'm not putting that in my mouth. $1,000. I'm not putting that in my mouth. $1,500. I'm not. You're not. You're going to get $2,000. $2,000. I'm not. $2,000, Cam. I'm not putting that. Cash. I'm not putting it. First off, you would not give me that much money. Yeah, I will. $2,000.

No, I can't. I can't, dog. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Yeah, it's like, it's oozing. No, I can't. I can't. Come on. Two grand. Two? I can't. How much? I can't. All right. Final offer. Final offer. And I'm deadass. Look at me, Cam. Look at me, little lion. You're not deadass. I'm not a little lion. Five grand. You're not deadass. You would never give me that. Five grand. Shake my hand. Scout's honor.

Scouts Honor, five grand. All right, Katniss Everdeen, relax. I can't put those in my mouth. Five grand? I can't. I can't. Okay, deadass, final offer. No, that one. None of these are deadass. Deadass, deadass. The second we- On Malcolm Jerome, Nathalja Esquire, Harden III's life. I don't want your money that bad. It's my pride. Ten grand. I cannot put those- Ten bands. Okay, I will give you $10,000. Put these in your mouth. Ten grand. Come on. Ten grand. I can't, bro. I can't. I can't. Okay, now you're spitting in it.

Oh my heaven on earth. Oh my god. Put that down right now. Somebody would have taken 10 grand for it. The fact that you're even trying to make me do that is ridiculous. It's content. It's a disease. My mouth is clean. I think I do have ginger ale. The soda, ginger ale. You have gingivitis. When I wake up in the morning, my breath is reeking. It smells like... You probably sleep like this.

Like just open, bare and alone and afraid. Do with me what you shall. No, I wake up and it's like, how do I explain it? It's like you take Play-Doh, right? And that's salty Play-Doh. You mix some blood in it.

then some mud and you swirl it around and maybe some Sprite and then you and then that's what my breath smells like maybe some tomato too as I've said before you need surgery on multiple I like we need to we need a GoFundMe for you and we need to send you to a doctor and just say fix him no yes I just need to I need a shot in the gum a shot in the gum you need a shot with a to somewhere else that's what you need I'm just kidding bro you did you

Did you just say blood, mud, and what was the other one? Do you never wake up with a bloody mouth? Deadass. Deadass. Do you never wake up with a bloody mouth? Bro, if you wake up with blood inside of your mouth, you're possessed. Like, you're not yourself. Something happened to you when you were in your slumber. Why? You went to sleep. Why? Stop that. You went to sleep, and someone was with you.

Someone out of this realm. So if you push on the back, I think it's my permanent retainers. If you push on the back, so like when I go like this, right? Like I can make my gums look like this in the morning. Like they look like that. You have a disease. Yeah, so if I push on the back of my back, my bottom teeth too hard, it will ooze blood out of the crevices. Off the wake up. Nosferatu! What did you just say? Nosferatu! What? That's the demon inside of you. That's his name.

That's his name. Don't spit on me. I can't. That wasn't. No, don't do that. Nosferatu. Oh, oh, um, um, uh, Spongebob. And the walls, and the walls will ooze green. And the phone will ring, but no one will answer. Nosferatu. Bro, I'm like gagging over it. I'm literally about to throw up. The hair keeps getting in my mouth. Your eyes are watering. Bro, I'm literally over here.

Nose for Rektu! Your thumbnail. Um, oh! Holy shit, I'm wet. This is something I've learned about myself. Well, I've known it about myself, but I saw it in action and I thought I was doing better. I've been taking classes.

For my social anxiety on YouTube. I'm sorry. YouTube University. I'm so nervous. No, I've literally YouTubed how to help social anxiety. And I've been using tips and tricks. One person said, pinch your thigh. And I was like, I don't think that's healthy. You should use BetterHelp, not YouTube. You said tics, trips, and tips. Tics, trips, and tricks.

What the hell is that? I'm having a panic attack. You are. The aluminum, the mercury seeping through your voice. I have a heart now, though. Tips and tricks to help social anxiety. I've been using it, but I've had a recession. Okay. And I've learned I lie a lot. Yeah.

Welcome! This is where you can go, yeah! Why? Why? Yeah, you do. No, but not to my friends. Okay. To strangers. In public. And I've talked about it a little bit on the podcast before, like when people ask for directions. I send them on a trail to Narnia. I don't know where you're going. Be careful. What?

So I was at Starbucks the other day. I went to a foreign Starbucks because the Starbucks I normally drive through way too long. I had somewhere to be. I said I Googled the next closest Starbucks. I went to the next closest Starbucks and I went to the drive through less of a drive through less people. I think I'm about to pass out. Genius. No, me too. And so I Googled it and I went and I went up to the thing and I ordered. No, no, we broke. No, no, no. There's no way.

There's no way this can be. Why do we have trash cans? Why do you have cups? Keep your bodily fluids to yourself. This is a public service announcement. Is anybody watching? Don't do the shit he does. Don't spit on rugs when in conversation. But if you own the rug, you could spit on it. We bought it.

We you can spit. I don't want to I don't think I'd you look crazy No, you are crazy. I might look like a furry friendly favorite, but you can't take my Starbucks story Without spitting yeah, I can like really grip this mic and it's like I can't off look at me So I went up to the Starbucks and I've never been I've never been in a Starbucks

I ordered my drink. Can I have a vintage strawberry acai lemonade with no berries? Yeah, I hope y'all hear that, by the way. He gets a strawberry lemonade. Hold the berries. I don't want that. That's called a lemonade. I hate when I'm drinking a drink and his friends come with it.

I hate whenever there's a solid in my liquid. You have such just a bitch mouth. Like you really do, dog. I can't take it. Honestly, I can't take it. You don't like when friends come with liquids. You don't give me my tail. That is my, yeah. You touched my manhood. You touched all of me.

Okay, you have a bitch mouth for multiple reasons the slightest inconvenience of a little bit of saliva You're like, you know, it's got a leaf. Yeah, you don't like mucus. You don't like your own boogers Those are all connected in some way shape or form you ask for lemon you you literally order strawberry lemonades without the strawberries and then you say when I drink things I don't want his friends to come with it. That sounds insanely suspect. I don't want his friends to come with it. I

Courage line is an angry line. Tin man is stupid tin foil. Foil is what you are. No, but I'm saying I went up. She didn't know me, right? The lady didn't know me because I've never been there. Yeah. She didn't. The screen wasn't on, right? It's where the camera you can see in. Okay. So she was just off my voice. I say, can I have a strawberry venti? I say, lemonade with no berries, please. And she goes, oh, I know this order. I know exactly who this is. And I...

At that point, I said, "Haha, do ya?" And she goes, "Yeah." She was like, "It's good to hear from you again." And I go, "You too." And then I, and she goes, "What else do you want?" And I said, "Can I have the double smoked bacon sandwich?" She goes, "Yep." I knew it was you. And I go, "Oh, it's so good hearing from you again." You've, you've never spoke to this woman a day in your life.

I hate being put in those situations. Your lace front is horrible. I saw all your edges. That is not a situation. To lie to? Be a human being and say, oops, must be the wrong person. Yeah, but why inconvenience her and embarrass her? Why lie and then cry in your test like a freak bag afterwards? Huh? You want to do that? Pick your poison? My car is a good cry spot. What are your favorite cry spots?

We're not just jumping ship. You literally, she, what, how is that embarrassing for her? Oh, sorry, ma'am. You must not. It's not like you said it over a microphone in front of a valley of people. But then what if she goes, no, it is you. Stop playing games. I go, okay, what's my government? What's my middle name? Huh? It's me. Huh? What if she goes, Terry? And I'd say, Hey, that's not me. Wrong guy. Give me my lemonade. Hold the berries. Have a good day.

that's what you do that's rude though you're rude to people i am not rude you are rude to waiting staffs you just no i'm not yes that is one thing about cam we've talked about it before can we tell the bacon story i'm not i'm not rude i'm just a little spicy you need a heart no and you need hair i have it oh no you did you look at my ass for everyone in the discord that's for you right there caught him in 4k

there's like there by the way in our discord there was a there was a debate who likes whose ass more yeah it's definitely no it's you you are infatuated with your oh my beard is my my beard's moving itself my beard has you down for now no cam is very into my ass no i'm not off camera i'm just open about it i will i appreciate your butt this is what cam oh my god i'm about to expose you since you want to play that game do you want me to expose yes or no you can try look

Cam has a wife right Cam's wife has clothes Cam how that works Cam is infatuated with how his rumpus looks now that he works out because I've always had the wagon in the group no you and now Cam is finally catching up he's not there yet but he's catching up so I kid you not Liv calls me facetimes me and she goes look what my husband did turns the camera around

Cam has on a pair of Olivia's tights that have the scrunchy ass that make your ass look better And then he jumped in them cam strike me now may God strike you if I am lying three things one my wife asked Slash demanded me to try it on so so So

I did as she requested, being a good husband. What the hell did you just say? I did as she requested, being a good husband. What is that word you said? I did as she requested, as a good husband. What? I did as she requested. I did as you... I did as she requested. Am I tripping right now? No, you might just be an idiot. Here we go, buddy. Hey, remove the 10...

I did as she requested. Oh. Like a good husband. I can't be the only one that was confused with what you said. No, you are. I did as she requested. So, it was on for five seconds. Because we were laughing because I got out of the shower. Apparently, ass was assing. Wife said, you're thick. I said, don't say that. She said, no, but you are. I said, wait, am I? I looked. She said, try these on. You're a liar.

You're lying! And you- okay, my wagon is as of a Chevy Trailblazer. Your wagon is like the little sidecar on those piece of shit motorcycles. Your shit is tiny. You're frail. You don't want to play this game. This costume might not do justice. It's definitely me. Thank you. And those tight ass stupid- These are tight? They're not tight!

And... You're lucky I'm dressed like a beast. Yes or no, did you do this whenever you put on her tights? You turned towards me. No, I can't. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. You're gonna have a hard time getting to the kingdom. Now you're Putin. You are, I mean, you are... Every single thing about you just reminds me of a 12-year-old. You know what? I'm not dirty. I am going to...

Oh, I'm about to get you. I have something in here that I haven't even prepared you in our pre-production meeting. Cam is dirtier than me. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Never a day in my life. You want to know why? I have two examples. Never a day in my life. I have two examples. And I will strike both down because you are lying. You are the fabricated dirty man. I spent the night. Trash man, garbage guy. It's what you are.

Garbage guy, that's you. I spent the night at Cam's house. Yes or no? Yep. Did I bathe at your house? Yes. So I was in the shower that you shower with. Oh my God. I already know what you're about to say. Cam and his wife have two separate sections of the shower for their body and hair stuff, right? Yep. I look at Cam's wife's side filled with colorful things. A lot of aesthetic like soaps, shampoos, conditioners. Separate bottles. I look over at Cam's side of the shower. Cam uses water.

Five in one shampoo, conditioner, body wash, lotion, hair follicle, I don't even know what five things you can fit in one bottle. And Cam, how do you do that? Defend yourself, Cam. Five in one, how does that even work? Fabrication.

Absolute lie. There wasn't a 5-in-1 shampoo, body wash, face wash, ass wash, feet wash, shampoo and conditioner. That was like 13-in-1. You can literally brush your teeth with that bottle too. You're disgusting. Yes, it was there. Okay, whose was it? It was not Olivia's. Okay. It was not mine. It was a loan. I was out. I went across the street to a Dollar General. The only thing they had. So yes, I bathed with a Dollar General 5-in-1.

It's not a regular basis. Don't you dare play me because I put you on the greatest body wash. I put you on the greatest body wash. Cam does this when he showers, right? He's like, he has one bottle. He squirts some in his hand. He's like, let me get my nuts real quick. He gets that. Then he's like, let me get my pits. Then he's like, oh, let me get my face. Okay, okay. He's like, oh, wait, I can wash my hair with this too. Imagine that. It's...

You are dirty. You have to do what you have to do sometimes. That's why you smell like a freshly mowed lawn. It's all they had of, oh, grass. I smell like grass. You smell like wet pennies. Ah.

You smell like a Labrador Retriever that's been playing. I smell like pennies. Bloodmouth over here thinks I smell like copper. Okay, yeah, my mouth bleeds when I wake up. So what? You smell like a seven-year-old soccer trophy at the end of the season. That's what you smell like. You just won the game on the little field. You didn't score. You definitely didn't score. Oh, I was the lead MVP every year. You were the MVP of soccer? Every year. Name two positions. There was no positions of that age.

He was running around. That's how you know you never played regulation soccer as a kid. You suck. He was running around and playing. I had eight goals in one game. No, you did not! I swear to God. I swear to God. I was 6'3 in seventh grade. I'm surprised they let you play. No. My mom would have to bring a birth certificate to every game because the other parents would be like, Oh, get her. Who is that girl? Because I had long hair.

I thought you were talking about your mom! Holy shit! You had a tail, for real! And oh... I had long hair, bug teeth, I was tall and skinny, and I had very smooth skin. So they thought I was a woman. And so they'd be like, stop that girl! That girl about 15! Just because she's a girl, she can't play in here! Wait, wait, wait. So you were playing with other girls? Nothing with guys. Come on, dawg.

Playing with the boys. And then my mom got mad and she was like, if that's my daughter and she whooping on your son's ass, that's my son. And he's younger than y'all. And she'd bring the birth certificate and I was younger than everybody. Dog, you just said you played 8U soccer with girls. Oh, man.

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It was a work with what you got situation. You leave the next day, I don't use 5-in-1 ever again. I know. And 5-in-1 is a sin! Not only did you do that, not only did you do that, yes or no? What else did I do that's dirty? Yes or no, Cam? Crime fest? Yes or no, Cam? As a group, as a team, did we go to the mall together this weekend? Yes. Yes or no, did we go out to eat before then? Yes. Yes or no, did we all take our food to go? Yes. Okay. Okay.

So we went straight from the restaurant to the mall. Yes. To-go plates in our car. Yes. Right? Yes. Cam got a sandwich, right? It was wrapped up. We go to the mall. We go back to our cars.

Cam, as soon as we get back to the car, reaches under his front tire. I'm like, oh, did somebody like put a bottle under his tire as a prank so it pops out when he reverses? I look harder. Cam pulls out his sandwich from the restaurant we had just gone to an hour and a half ago before the mall. Cam pulls out the sandwich and I'm like, oh, he's going to throw it away. He put it on his car so his car doesn't smell bad and he can just throw it away after.

Cam begins to unwrap the sandwich. I kid you not. It's my sandwich. Oh my God. Cam eats his parking garage under the tire. Two, two hour old sandwich. And I have it on video. Play the video. Eat it.

There's nothing, there's literally nothing on it. I didn't want my car smelling like a number 7 for Jersey Mike. Okay, if you want your car to smell like oil and vinegar, then go for it. Be careful. What did you order? This zombie on the rocks? Bro, it's a regular shit from under his car. Bro, he's eating parking garage meat. That's crazy. It went inside. There's no, oh no! What is wrong with that? It's my sandwich under my car.

You, Cam, there is crows, rodents, and germs under your tire. Why did you put it under the tire? I didn't want my car smelling like vinegar. Oh, but you, be careful.

But you wanted ants and crow beak to be all over your pastrami sub. Okay, if there was crow beak, we'd be having a different conversation. It was double wrapped. I literally picked it up. I got re-hungry, and I ate the sandwich right then and there. And you want to know. No shame in my bones. In my blood. In me. I don't know. There's no shame. I ate the sandwich. Cam, it was under your tire in an open parking garage. Hey, jackass.

I put it there. Hey, jackass, it didn't move. I put it there so my car didn't smell bad. You are the nastiest human I've ever met in my life. I'm the nastiest human. You're lucky I didn't say that on our live show in New York. You're nasty. I would have stood on business in New York.

Why are you proud of that? First of all, your hair smells like your crotch. That's the first problem. Five in one shampoo. You brush your teeth with the same body you wash your ass with. That should be a federal crime. That's illegal. You belong under the prison. Second of all, you're eating a two-hour-old sub that was under your...

MICHELIN TIRE! I literally saw ants, worms, snails, and rats feeding off your leftovers. What mall did we go to where there's snails, crow beak, ants, birds, goo? Yes or no, was the parking lot outside? Yes. Yes or no, was there a pigeon that walked by right after you put that sandwich in your mouth? Don't know.

Oh, of course you don't. Yes, there was. Everybody looked at it and he was like, oh, I thought we were sharing because you took the rest of his sandwich that you thought he put there for you. You're nasty as shit. Oh, I had a conversation with a bird. I had a conversation with Fowl. No, I didn't, Whiskers. What? I don't know. There's nothing wrong with that. I will die on that. Anything that- Parking garage, food. All you have that I am dirty is that my gums bleed when I wake up in the morning. No, your gums bleed.

You stink. No, I don't. You don't stink. Smell me right now. You don't stink. Yes or no, every single time we're in a mall, do you demand me to smell you? Yeah. Why? To check. To check of what? If I smell good or bad. But why are you checking? Because you take a lot of pictures in the mall of fans. Because you believe in what? Good hygiene. No, you believe you stink.

Okay, yeah, I smell worse than the average human most times. Why? Why is that? We want to get into the dirty conversation. Why do you stink, huh? I think it's a gene problem. Hmm. Dirty. Nasty. No. No. Smell me right now. Get away from me. Oh, I just saw the not-so-pearly gates. I just saw that that looked like an old fence. Like a wooden barn fence.

That was disgusting. I didn't like it. Dude, awful. Hair, so hairy. Tiger stripes. It's winter. It's tiger stripes. You've been doing squats. I told you. No. No. You're disgusting. You want to go brrrr on my butt. I ate my sandwich. I ate my sandwich. Tin man. That I put outside of my car. End of story. Yeah, that's nasty.

Y'all gonna have to let me know. I don't think I did anything wrong. Speaking of food and like preserving food and like, you know, leftovers and stuff. I had this weird epiphany from my childhood last night in bed when I was crying. Why were you crying? I'm crying. I don't have a heart. But I was sleeping.

You were spazzing. Yeah, you lost reception, guy. I gotta point my antenna. So I was laying down and I was thinking about my microwave. I'm gonna stop you there. What the hell did you just say to me? You were sitting down thinking about your microwave. Yeah, I was laying down thinking about my microwave in my bed, naked crying and a little wet.

It's so and I was watching at an Eddie on Netflix. I don't even know if it's on Netflix I might have got it like it like a fire stick. I don't remember but I was watching Maybe fairly odd parents to me to me to me Turner. He was wishing for a burner. Yeah, you know that it's on Oh

I got sweet chin music in my clock. No, these costumes are making us act up. Jesus Christ. I was thinking about my microwave. What the hell were we talking about? What? I was thinking about the mic. Your hair got in my mouth. Yeah, welcome. That sounds crazy. I was thinking about my mic chair. Which piece of hair? Was it my tail?

This is my downstairs? Okay, no that's- that was- I apologize. Just kids that watch this. No, I'm- I- that wasn't me. I'm so sweaty. So I'm sing- I was singing about my microwave in bed. That's the crate like- you f*ck. Like Bigfoot. I was singing about my bed. I'm in my microwave in my bed, right? And I remember- did you ever have weird microwave rituals as a kid?

What the hell did you just ask me? Did you ever have weird microwave rituals as a kid? You had a ritual for when you were young. Yeah. So I would say- You want to know what my ritual was? Open, click time, put it in, start. Yeah, we know your life was f***ing miserable as a kid. You had a horrible childhood. No, I didn't. You had to get LASIK when you were six. No, I didn't. And you couldn't breathe on your own. So-

That's mean. So I would always get my Hungrymans, right? You remember Hungrymans? Oh my god. I would eat those religiously. That's maybe why my intestines are so black. Just dead on the inside? Okay. Be careful. So I would cook the timer was like a minute and a half, right? I would wait till I got to 30 seconds and I would run around my house and see how many laps I could get in before the 30 seconds over and I would time myself each time to see how many laps I could get. My highest was 6.

6:30 seconds. It's pretty impressive. It's 5 seconds a lap. I was a fast kid. No you weren't. It had to stop whenever we got Malcolm, my dog, because I kicked him in the face one time because he was a puppy and he would like to chase me. You know how dogs get in front of you? Yeah. Yeah, and I just accidentally hit him. Didn't seem like much of an accident if he was in front of you. No, he was faster than me. He was a little puppy and he was small and I was a big boy. That's the one you swallow! That's the one you keep inside! Have you ever shopped for women's clothing? Have you? No?

I went shopping for women's clothing the other day. Your mind is just amazing. I've always wanted to wear like... Never mind. Okay, what the hell were you about to say? You've always wanted to wear a lace... What? Not like I wanted to, but I wonder how it felt. Like a thong. I wonder how that feels. No, just wait. Wait. You want to wear a thong? No, I don't want to. You want to wear a thong? No, I don't. You just said you've always... Matter of fact, you said you've always... Not it's a recent. You've always wanted to wear a thong. No, I've always wondered how it felt. You got something to say? No, I don't.

My ass feels good in here. You agree? It's time strice. No, I'm saying, like, how is that comfortable? You know what I mean? Like, imagine a piece of yarn in your butt crack. Yeah. And you're going like this all day. You're playing yo-yo with your ass. No, I don't understand it either. Time out. Rewind. Why the hell were you shopping for women's clothing? That's none of your business. Ow, ow, ow. I think I broke my hand. I think I broke my hand. Ah. Ah.

Do you know why I was shopping for women's clothing? No. You know. Okay. Yeah. So I was shopping for women's clothing, right? That shit? Women's clothing? Is bullshit. It is insane. Like, I was walking down the aisles, right?

So damn confused. I was picking up a thing and it was like three pieces of yarn, a big ass blanket, and then like where you put your ankles. And I was like, where does this go on the body? What is this? And it was $79.99. No, there's some shit in Liv's closet. It literally looks like a kitchen towel is connected by like a cobweb. Yeah. And then there's just like something for a tit. And then there's bedazzles somewhere on it. I'm like, is this the front back draws? What is this? You know what would be funny for a Patreon episode? Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. Nope. Not happening. It would be like for us to try to figure out where it goes on the body. Like, put it on ourselves. Okay. Yeah, that would be funny. I'm down. Like, girls with like the back of this stuff, like that's the most confusing. Like, how does it attach? How do you get it on? You slide into it? Do you jump on it? So like another friend like corrals it in the back? I don't understand. And we talked about this on an earlier podcast, but

Like the coating on pants. Oh my God. Blue 43 wide wide. They're damn NFL audibles. It's like a sky rise high waist 1942 Jim Johnson. I'm like, what? Who?

I'm like, what are you wearing? And then you try to get, say you show your girl and be like, this is it. And I'm like, no, that's a Maverick Johnson. You need the Slim Jones. And I'm like, what? I'm like, my shit says 34. Like, that's all it says. 34L, 34W. That's all it will ever say. Yeah. And you make it a fit, like skinny and relaxed. But it's insane. No, women's clothing, it's its own, it's its own, just, it sucks. I'm not going to lie. How does it happen? How do you do it?

I'm the sexy tin man. You look like a flying squirrel. Like a webbed squirrel, like those are your wings. I look like the weekend. Oh, oh, oh no. Your little daisy chain. Honestly, what is it? Like, what was Teletubbies about? You. You look like a Teletubby right now. Because of this thing? No, because the, just everything. No. What the hell were they though? Were they like big ass bears? That's the thing, I don't understand the plot of Teletubbies.

Kids shows, I don't even know if there is plots. No, kids shows definitely have plots. I think it's just to keep the little kids, like adolescents watching the show. They have episodes. I can name a hundred kids TV shows, all of them have plots. Go. Wikipedia. Fairly Odd Parents. That's a cartoon. A kid's cartoon. But no, that's a different. Kids Next Door. That's a cartoon.

You're naming cartoons. SpongeBob. That's a cartoon. What are you saying? A kids show in a cartoon is completely different. What? A cartoon? Cartoons are made for kids. Most of them. Okay, yeah, kids. But a kids show is like young. Like young, young. What's the rating on SpongeBob? Like, I don't know. The G. For...

Kids. They literally have a girl named Sandy Cheeks and they're in bikini bottom. That's a little, a little pushing an agenda. That is a cartoon. For, it's a kid's show. It's on Nickelodeon. Yes or no, did you watch it when you were in high school? Yes or no, did you watch it in collegiate age? You didn't have Spongebob in our dorm. Wrong bitch. Strike, strike him. Strike him. You, you,

I watched The Office in college and high school. And SpongeBob. No, I didn't. Wrong guy. All right, bro. But you're naming cartoons. Yeah. What's the difference between a kid's show and a cartoon? Bro, a cartoon is like what you're naming. SpongeBob. iCarly's of the world. That's not okay. iCarly. Cartoon. That's not really a cartoon, but that's like a...

That's a show. - It's a cartoon now, it's animated. - No, it's not a cartoon. But that's like, those are all in the same category. - Kid shows. - Yeah, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, cartoon. - Yes, for kids. - Code Kid Next Door. - Code Kids. - Code Kids, name. - Kids Next Door. - Yeah, cartoon. - Kids Next Door is a kid show. - No, it is not. - It's in the name. - Kids Next Door. - Okay, our definition, I'm saying kids shows is like young shit, like Bubble Guppies, Paw Patrol. - Those are baby shows, dumbass.

Some kids that their frontal lobe isn't there yet. Exactly. That's a kid. Their knees aren't there. Their spine isn't developed. They still walk around like... Their knees can go... But that's what I say as a kid show. Cartoons are... Cartoons. What? It's another gag. The hair is getting in my mouth. No, but I'm saying like they all have plots because they have different episodes. It's a different genre. I already told you. Every show has different episodes. Yes. Oh my God. Wait. Everybody. I f***ing won. I won. I won.

I won the debate. No, you didn't. I think we're even now. Oh, you think we're even off of one win? Yes. That's how you know you're a loser. Wow. What the hell? It's my birthday. When's my birthday? February 16th. When's my birthday? April 15th. It's Tech Day. What's my favorite color? Oh, f***. Blue? Orange.

Earth tongue didn't seem too confident. I don't care about you. Well, I know more about you good I'm more interesting than you best friend test right now. Okay best friend test. All right, I guarantee I know more than you I guarantee I know more about you than you do me All right, let's have a best friend test cuz I've really recently I've been thinking that you don't love me anymore Okay, okay, you know used to spank me on out the door. I used to spank him when he leaves the door Yeah, have a good day, baby Have a good day baby. And then I see a double kiss never said it like that. I've never said it ever. Oh

I've never spanked your ass to have a good day, baby. You've never spanked my ass. I've never spanked your ass and said, had a good day, baby, with double kiss. No. Best friend test. Best friend test. All right. Favorite color. Yours? Yeah. Or mine? Mine. Orange. No. Wrong. Sorry. What's your favorite color? No. What's my favorite color? Red. Oh. Oh, 1-0 for the bear. Lion. Okay. What middle school did I go to? What the fuck?

Am I your best- am I a friend or a damn PI? Um... It's named after a street. It's- a lot of things are named after streets and streets are named after things. I'll give you a hint. Our logo was the Knights. Independence. I didn't grow up in Dallas. Independence Knights. Kelly Lane. Kelly Lane. What middle school did I go to? I don't give a shit. Oh no- see, you suck! I know, I know it is. Foster care. Fuh-

foster care i don't want this big ass head this big head baby no my parents love me the ones you have now the ones you have now they picked you up it's a dark joke lisa you know i love you all right uh what you can't even think of questions to ask me you don't love me you ask okay what size shoe oh that's not fair dumb ass question okay what's my aunt's name carolyn the other one

Ooh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Carolyn and Shelly. Yeah. Suck it! What's my aunt's name? No, you can't do the same question. Cause you don't fucking care! I've never met your aunt. My throat hurts. I've never met your aunt. You've never met my aunt. I've never met your aunt. You keep me away from your family. You're like, that's my gross boyfriend. My gross friend is what I call you. Are you out of your mind? You didn't see, you don't say that? No!

Alright, where was I gonna go to college if I did not go to the school we went to? Texas A&M Commerce. Wrong. Let me finish. Where was I gonna go to college if I did not play collegiate basketball? Oh, Oklahoma State University. Yeah. Hey! Oh, f***. I'm gonna f***ing say hello. Can I join the party? Oh, f***. Alright, alright. You gotta ask a question. Okay, okay. Oh, God. Oh!

What school, Division I now, is a Division I school. What school offered me on my signing day to the school we went to? I was signing to the school we went to, but they offered me right before I signed. It's now a D1. It wasn't at the time. It was a D2. Tarleton. Oh, shit. Yeah! I love you, boy. You don't love me. I don't. I know you don't. Okay. Okay. Oh! This is a good one I know you're not going to get. Okay. What is the first pet

What kind of animal and what was its name that ever came to my house? My parents house. How the hell am I supposed to know that? It's still there or it left while you knew me, but it was there like the first couple times you met me. No, it was not. There was only ever one animal. It stunk. There was only one animal in there. Was it a cat? No. Hell no. Then you never had two dogs in your house? It was a turtle.

His name was Jaws, you remember that. Yeah, it was, yeah, I did have a turtle. I never told him the name Jaws. He killed my turtle. Alright, what was the name of the pet that I had that died of a severe liver disease? Dusty. No. What was the name of the pet that I had that died of a severe liver disease? You had another animal? Mm-hmm. Really? Mm-hmm. Dog? Mm-mm. Oh, I do remember you saying, it was like some weird shit, right? It was a weird animal. No, pretty, I mean. Common? Yeah. You had a cat? Yeah.

You had a cat. Died of a severe liver disease. I never met him. Thank God. Sammy, girl. I didn't mean to say thank God I was dead. That was sick. I mean, like, thank God. It's a girl. Say he again. It's a girl. Sammy. She. Thank God that she wasn't there whenever I met you because I would never have came over. Wow. I'm allergic to cats. Okay, what's the first name of Meemaw? What's her first name? Miriam. No. You don't even know Meemaw? I've never even asked her what her name is. Her name is Meemaw to me. What is my grandma's first name? I love Meemaw. Hi, Meemaw. What's her name? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, Luther or something.

LUTHER?! Is it like an older person name? Well no shit! She's old! Ma- Margaret? Close. Maggie? No. M-A is correct. M-A is right? Yes. Macy? No. Maya? No. May? No. What is it? What is the name of the frie- Her name is Martha. I love you, Meemaw. Alright, Meemaw, I love you. What is the name of my friend that I took you over to her house and we all played games that one night. We played, uh, catchphrase and you had a panic. You had a panic attack. That's a lot of nights.

Wait, give me more of the situation, like the scene, because I do remember doing that. It was you, me, Ryan, Edgar was there, I think Steven. It was a girl's house we went to? Girl's house. Huh? Was it Tiff? No. Who was it? I think, I don't know if Tiff was there.

Were they black or white? White. Oh, God. That really shrinks it down with your friends. I don't know. Who was it? Macy. I don't remember her. Macy Farno. I don't think I was there. Pastor Mark's daughter. I don't think I was there. You were 100% there. Oh, yeah, I was because I wasn't having a good time because I didn't know anybody and I was already anxious and then y'all made me play an anxious written game. So, yeah, I do remember that. But I think we have something to debate about.

So it's clear to say that I know more of you. More of me? Yeah. Or do I just share more? Because I trust you and I confide in you. You are a close cinder block of less emotions, hatred, and evil. Oh my god. What the hell? There's my gross friend. Is that how you feel about me? Yeah. You are a layer. Ooh, sharp fangs. Don't put that back. You were spitting in that. Hey, sharp fangs. You were spitting in that. Dude, you...

It's so f***ing salty. That's your blood mouth. Oh, Cam, this is something I've been thinking about, right? Isn't it crazy that we're on the phone, right? You can be in Wisconsin. I can be in Florida, right? Totally different sides of the world. Never been to Wisconsin. They're on the exact same side of the world. We can be on the phone in two different locations, right? And we think it's in real time.

Isn't it crazy that phone calls are not in real time? Like I'm saying, so like right say you're over there. Say you're in Tallahassee, Florida and I'm in Austin, Texas. Sure. And I'm like this, right? Never been to Tallahassee. Me neither. And so say I'm like this, right? Okay. Hey Cam, how are you doing? What's up bro? I'm good. How are you? Isn't that crazy? It's like a two second delay.

Well no shit, it has to go to the sky and come back down. Isn't that crazy? But it think- like in FaceTime. Like when we FaceTime- It's not even a two second delay, it's pretty like right on. No, no it's not. Yes it is. No it's not. No it's not. You act like- No it's not. Okay bro, you act like we're sending a damn message through a pigeon and he's having a fly. What? It's- you're literally saying hey and I'm saying hey right back. No, two seconds later. No it's not. Because have you ever been on the phone with somebody in the car?

You probably have shit service then. Who's your provider? Verizon Wireless. Me too. Okay. Good service. I take it back. Exactly. And so I'm in my car and I'll say, hey, Camoan. And then I'll hear, hey, Camoan, in your car. And then you'll hear, yes.

How you gonna tell me what I hear? 'Cause you're trying to- you're doing this damn conspiracy- oh, it's a weird- it takes time- It's not a conspiracy! No, it's not! Bro, if you talk to me on the phone- on FaceTime especially, if you call me and you do a move, it might be millisecond delay. Two seconds. I counted. I counted when I was on the phone with you earlier today. What the hell do you gain from this? Why did you bring this up? I thought it was cool. It's not. I thought it was cool.

I'm sorry. Isn't that crazy though? You look like a little kid. That's not crazy. It's so normal. Whatever. Speaking of phones, I have another phone thing. This is so embarrassing that I'm about to reveal this on the internet. Okay. So my parents back home, they miss me. I haven't seen them in a while. They're going through baby pictures and my mom always has collections of my old items. God, my mom too. They found my old iPod. Okay. Right? My old iPod from like middle school. Okay. That's a dangerous device.

and they went to the notes app. Oh my God. And at the time in middle school, I always knew that I was going to drop out of school. I was like, I'm not going to be in school. I'm not going to have a regular job. I'm going to do something creative. I just didn't know at the time what it was. So at the time I was thinking maybe I could be a rapper.

No, no there's not. So I had some bars. No you did not. And I wrote it and I write these in class and at the time I was super into M&M's. So I kind of tried to get like you. You had evil bars. And my mom sent me the screenshot. Or it's not the screenshot, she sent me a picture. My mom sent me a picture of the phone of my bars. You have to rap for us right now. This is going to be awful. I swear to God this is real too. I can't, I can't, this is real.

So embarrassed, dog. Because it's... My Tin Man suits get hot. I am so nervous. I don't even know why. My heart is racing right now. I'm so scared. Jesus! You sound like a bad car trying to start. Flunked out of science class twice. That's your opening start? I was really trying to make it out. Just calling yourself a dumbass. That's the rhyme scheme. Let's hear it. Flunked out of science class twice. Flunked out of math once. It's like...

Do you have any substance besides your bad grades? Flunked out of science class twice. Flunked out of math once. That's a three-time fail. It's not done. Dog, you suck. It all comes together. Flunked out of science class twice. Flunked out of math once. That's a three-times fail. Guess I'm not that bad at school. Admit me in a full sale. What? What?

That is f*cking awful! That's so bad! That's so bad! Did you get it? Did you get it? This is it. I'll read it one more time. Did I get what? The bar. That sh*t- There was no bar to be had! That was awful! Get it? 'Cause twice in science, once in math, that's a three times fail. Guess I'm not that bad at math because I knew how much two times three- Wait, what? I didn't even think about- The bar went over your head, didn't it?

It was actually not that bad. I didn't even think about that. Say it again. Okay. All the way start through. Give it some cadence. Alright, you want some cadence? Yeah. Flunked out of science. Flunked out of science class twice. Flunked out of math once. That's a three times fail. Guess I'm not that bad at school. Admit me in a full sail. The university? That was online in the... The worst part about that... Okay, I don't know if I hate the fact that you're just... You suck at school, clearly.

Or if you think adding two plus one really does something for you in this case and Full Sail University is a pure creative college. They don't give a shit if you can add two to one. That's the bar. Get it? I'm bad at school. Three times fail. I can still get into Full Sail though. Admit me into that, John. That's a bar. You like it a little bit. You got a rap genius there, John. That went over the head.

When did you turn into like a O block tin man? Like you just got out of nowhere. What? That was horrible. Your mom should burn that iPad. iPod. Burn it. That's what you did in class? Yeah, all the time. Is there more? Because remember in 8 Mile Eminem had the composition notebook? Yeah, that was sick. So I made a composition notebook too. I tried to do that once. Don't fucking lie.

I tried to do it. I literally wrote maybe one rhyme and I was like, I'm done. And then Run DMC had those big ass like gold rope chains. So I remember I'd get tin foil and I'd crinkle it up and I'd make a chain out of it. I spray painted it gold. I wore it to school. I don't give a shit. You, it's like Halloween was every day of your adolescence. Every single day. This is my most comfortable right now. Holy shit. Bro, you said a... That's how a bar... You started off your rap.

Failed science class twice. Yeah, I failed math class once. Yeah, that's a three times three times fail Guess I'm not that bad at school. It made me a full sail. That's all bar. That is ass That is trash So bad you think so you were so in I wasn't gonna make it out like that you were oh hell no you would have made it straight to the damn to your basement and

To the Harry Potter lounge. I remember when I cooked that up in science. I was like. You were probably sitting there. You were probably. You were going like this. Your tail was getting happy. He said. Oh. Oh. I was like. I was like. Y'all gonna. Next time y'all see me. Y'all gonna be pulling up to the high school reunion. I'm in a Lambo. Off of that bar right there. That full sale bar wouldn't have got you a damn pack of ramen. That shit would not have paid for anything. That is horrible. God. I appreciate your openness though. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Alright, enough of your little M&M, little bunny rabbit over here. None of that. That shit is ass. Whatever. But I have a question for you. I want to pick your brain this time in the animal kingdom. I have a good brain. I don't know about that, but since you're so adamant about, oh, I watch Animal Planet. I do watch Animal Planet. I know all things about animals. But you always say the dumbest of answers. I'm really good with animals. Stupid. Okay. I have a would you rather for you. I love them. Would you rather be stung by a warrior wasp or a duck-billed platypus?

That might be the easiest answer I've ever had and I'm finally gonna win one of these. No, you're not. A warrior wasp. Easiest thing ever. You're so- Oh, I finally won. I finally won. I finally won. Pick up a damn book for once. Pick up a book. Oh, it's crazy? Because I don't have to. You know why? You think a warrior wasp is worse than a duck-billed platypus? Yeah. A duck-billed platypus-

Yeah! What do they do all day? Just swim in the pond? Probably, but they can sting the shit out of somebody if they need to. They have horns? I think it's their tail. They just whack them. Oh, it's like an electric flash water. A duckbill platypus has the stinging power of a hundred hornets. Okay, great. Cool. So what? Yeah, cool, so what? Hurts like shit. Way worse than warrior water. I got a way to get away from that.

Don't go around it. Them bitches can't run a thousand miles per hour. Hey, duck-billed platypus. See ya. Don't want to pet you. Bye-bye. That's not- you're not in an open-world simulator with the- But you know, and guess what? Wasp? You never know. I could be sitting here and it's a mother- it's a warrior wasp! The name warrior is in the name! That means- Warrior wasp! That means he can fight. So what? Which sting is worse is what I said. Would you rather be stung by? And I'm picking the warrior wasp. 100%. Why?

A duck-billed platypus is equivalent to a hundred hornets. Hey, a warrior wasp has never been a main character in a TV show before. What? Perry. Phineas and Ferb, you need to read a book, bro. You're a grown-ass man. The only thing you can quote for your argument is a damn cartoon. Yeah. No, it's not. Because guess what? Yeah. No. Maybe. Yeah. No. Pick a side. No, because a warrior wasp, guess what? Wasps have caused...

thousands of diseases in this world. Really? Name two! Ebola. Nope. Really? Yep. Swine flu. Nah. Next! But... But they have! They've carried diseases, yes or no? No! Awas doesn't carry diseases. That's mosquitoes, dumb sack of shit! I thought they were... They're

They're cousins. No, they're not. They're second cousins. They're not even the same phylum. I don't know if that's true. So they can kiss and it's not weird. Yes. Okay. I'm just saying, a warrior wasp, right? You get stung, a warrior, he's going to yell hymns into you of his native language. He's going to be like, I root for the country! Salukana! No, a duck-billed platypus is going to hurt worse, 100%. Have you ever been stung in the foot by a wasp? No. You can't use that foot for two days.

A duck-billed platypus- And it's a warrior wasp! A duck-billed platypus literally can put someone they get stung by out of commission for weeks. No they can't. No they cannot. No they cannot. No they cannot. Which one of you most likely to get stung by? I don't- probably a wasp. Okay. Alright, I win. That wasn't the question! See, that's why you don't get to do the would you rathers. That's why you don't get to ask them. Because you always specify the subsistimum. What?! You always specify them to where it narrows to your answer.

No, I don't! Yes, you do. Which one would you rather get bit by if you weren't in a pond of water and Phineas and Ferb never existed? That's what you said. All I said is which would you rather get stung by. You're the one saying, oh, I'm not ever going to be close to water, which you have a more likelihood. You add the extra variables. Yeah, I'm just saying an open world simulator. They are on different dimensions. We're not in an open world simulator. A warrior wasp... If you're armed... Read a book. You read a book. A warrior wasp hasn't been used in war. That's why they called it that. In 1800 B.C.,

it read something maybe an encyclopedia maybe in 1800 bc i'm saying if you stick your arm through a glass pane and there's either a pat about platypus see where are we getting glass paints from where you're getting the scenario you stick your arm or you'd rather get whacked by perry or are you getting stung by the warrior perry's never hurt anybody he does investigations

Because he knows he can murk somebody if he needs to yeah a wasp they don't even play play with them They don't they're not using this as a kid show because they don't want a kid going I've been a warrior was grabbing it then they're gone. Bye. Bye. They damn sure don't want to keep grabbing a platypus You can grab a platypus. Do you think you are grab a grab? Who are you? I could grab a platypus It's like grabbing a turtle you grab it by its shell or away from the thing. This is our shells. Yes, they do have things Yes, they do. They don't have shells. They don't have I didn't say the fangs. I

You just said you grab it by its shell away from its face. I said that for the turtle listen I could tell you you you were bad at school you chokes you were just a you were goaded in English Yes, you suck you need to go back to your goaded English class and read you're dumb as hell and stupid as shit Let's help you be careful. Let's help some people out, and then we'll get out of here. Let's do it Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P

Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Look, and I got my heart today from my Dr. P singing. Hold on, let me take off my glove. Dr. P, the best love doctor in the country. A couple people reached out to Secretary Camp for Dr. P, so I have one for you this week. You can keep your job. You're almost getting fired. Please don't sign. Here we go. Dear Dr. P. Hello.

I met this girl on my campus. I'm assuming it's college if he said campus. Campus is college. Okay. I met this girl on my campus. Unless he's from Britain. Reading a British accent, he might be from Britain. I met this girl on my campus. Yeah. No, I can't do that. Okay. I met this girl on my campus. Okay. Started to talk to her. Good. We formed a somewhat good bond. Don't know what that means, but we'll try to work through it. Jesus. We formed a somewhat good bond. After getting to know her for a couple weeks, I just came out and said it.

No, no, watch it. He said, "I just came out and said it. Do you have a boyfriend?" To which she replied, "Yes." Oh, shit. I need to know her answer. Even though she said yes, oh my god, I don't feel like backing off. My dog. What would you advise in this situation?

Oh, wow! First off, shout out this guy. Holy shit. You know Dr. P loves him a little toxic. He's bold. So he's straight up, a five second recap. This man likes a girl, starts talking to her. Hey, you got a man? Sure do. That's cool. Don't care. What do I do? That's what he said. You're already on the right track, Playboy. This is what I gotta say. Toxic, Dr. P. This is what I gotta say.

It really depends on what their relationship was before he asked that. What do you mean? So if she was giving flirty vibes, she's down for the cheat.

and he might have messed it up by asking that question you know what i mean but so if you're saying if you would have stayed low-key stayed low-key and done something uncle p dr p is always for your self-investigative research okay you need to find out the information before you ask it okay he should have done the stalking he should have done done the lurking stalking on instagram not on the internet uh watch not in person

stalking the instagrams you should have found out all this information and then you could have gone two different routes with that you could have known she had a boyfriend ignored it kept the flirt going and then got to the apex and then been like i know you know you you cheat you low down two still ask her you grab the same finger for one still ask her that's two and then see if she lies about it or not

then you could see that's what you always got to do you're a professional so you're a professional that's like watching game film before going to the game you got to know the defensive you got to know your opponent exactly you got to know who you're guarding do you push them left right and so then right now that's what you got to do you put yourself in a little bit of a sticky bind what you have to do is be respectful she told you yes i have a boyfriend so you be like right now you have to play the role as the good friend okay as a good friend you have good energy

Always always a smile always a smile you never bring her any problems because that's what boyfriends are for maybe bring a drink Maybe bring me bring a drink to the next study like a diet coke. Okay. I was thinking like a Starbucks It's a female. Okay a girls a drink diet coke call me You look like a diet And so you always be you always bring her good times. You never bring her any problems You never bring her any any controversial things ever. That's what the boyfriend boyfriends are put on this earth to give girlfriends headaches. I

The rebound, the side piece is always there to get the mind off the boyfriend. You have to play the best side piece ever. I, Dr. P, not Peyton Harden, but Dr. P is notorious for being a great rebound and a great side piece because I will never bring you problems. Just laughs and giggles and great hugs. Okay, so final diagnosis for this patient. What would you advise if you were in his position? Be respectful. Okay. Don't bring her problems. Okay.

And let that ship your sail. What was that? Let that roll your motion. You're missing a couple things. Let that butter your biscuit. There we go. I'll take that one. All right, guy. You heard it. I'm not going to say your name to protect you and maybe this woman as well. Give us an update, too. Yeah, definitely DM me back, and we might just talk about that next week. See how it happened. He's in a prime position. I like this guy. You should know, family. What was that? That was...

Dr. P, Dr. P, Dr. P, Dr. P, Dr. P, Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Guys, we're not going to have a pop culture this week because- We have a plane to go catch. We're literally dressed as a pop culture, so that should be enough. But-

Episode 84, spooky season is upon us. Happy Halloween. Everybody, please be safe when you go out trick-or-treating with friends, family. If you've got kiddos, definitely be safe. Check your candy, all that stuff. It's very sad we have to say it, but we do have to say it.

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