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Back in the studio! I forgot I have a ring on. I'm sorry. You know, Cam, how you doing? How you feeling? You're the worst. Oh my god, I didn't even say this in the intro. We're back on couches. We're back on couches. We saw the couches. Y'all hated the chairs. You absolutely hated the chairs. So, broken couches back, and if I stumble down and break it again, it's your fault.

Yeah, no, so we did that because there's no, there's shoddy craftsmanship on the leg of that chair. She's sturdy today. Yeah, we did some work with the leg. We did some work with the leg to fix the leg. I did not do any work with the leg. You work my leg. Good morning. Which one? The first, second, third? Hello, good morning. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Now, Cam, let me say something. Let me say something. I am so excited for this episode. You know why? Why? I've been depressed. Why?

That's not funny. We can't laugh at that. Me? I can laugh at myself. But the thing in general, we can't laugh at it. No, I'm just... Why? Why don't you tell me?

Yes, I do. I have been a little down, but I always just, the You Should Know Podcast family, the real fans, the real fans, not the outsiders that don't really know us, that judge us off of 10-second clips. The real people that come here every Monday are in that watch party, in the comment section, watching this. Y'all are the reason that I'm feeling better, and I'm very excited to be back on this couch and talking to you people. I've been so excited, in fact, to talk to these people. You know what one of the things I do when I'm really excited is

Sweat I get naked for you. You do get naked a lot and I don't like it I think you've seen so much of my body in the last 48 hours I have seen creases of skin that I'm not supposed to see and I can attest to that and I am not but I'm not happy I'm not happy about it, but I'm just worried about We keep scaling the business right we keep scaling the company. You should know studios LLC At one point whenever there's people in this office. Oh, yeah, I

I can't be myself. Oh, no. You're going to have to be like a neutered version of yourself, like an absolute tranquilized Peyton. Yeah. It's going to be better. There better not be HR. That's what I'm saying. I'll have a problem. But I wouldn't do it for you. Or it would literally be like,

Guys, welcome back to episode 300 of the You Should Know podcast. I'm your host, Eddie Aguero, with co-host Johnson Fleming. Like, it'd be a completely different cast if we had an HR right now. I mean, we'd be out of here. It's so bad. Like, I swear to God. Like, in the past 30 minutes before we recorded, Cam seen me naked three times. Like, I've been naked two days.

I'm not sorry. Ah, you need to be. And Cam, now you're a little scared to FaceTime me now. Yeah, I answer like this. Oh, okay. He's just eating food. And I need to be like this. It's like I'm looking at... Take that out. Take that out. What am I doing? Take it out. I'm just going to mute it. Oh, speaking of being on the phone with you, God, I didn't want to jump into this so quick.

you piss me off whenever i call you ditto you're so rude and actually you piss me off whenever you call me why you you oh shit my brain doesn't work the same bro no it's what i thought you're gonna talk about how i take too long to get to things okay kind of it's inconsiderate and selfish every time you call me wow you're so inconsiderate and selfish you're so mean to me you can't call me and then put me on the back burner if life happens i have to you don't just

Schedule your thoughts. It's not thoughts. It's something can happen. Let me give them a breakdown. Every time Cam calls me, because 90% of the time he doesn't call me because he doesn't respect me or like me as a man. He only wants the job. I always call him. He's absolutely lying. I always call him. I always call him. Okay, but when you do call me, this is exactly what happens. The first thing he does, Hey Peyton, what's up? First of all, I know your voice. That's not your voice. I don't. Yes, you do. I only do that when it says spam like, Hey man, what's up? Fuck me. Okay, what?

I said, "Hey, keep it a beam, bitch ass." Careful. What? I didn't say anything. I know, but what voice were you going for? Just a voice. I just changed my voice. All right, go. To either that, I'm like, "Who is this? Why are you talking to me like this?" I'm like, "I'm not around any strangers." You try to impress me, and I appreciate it because it's like keeping our relationship hot. But the second thing you do that you always do and it pisses me off.

you'll call me right 2 30 on a Wednesday you'll call me I'll be like hey what's up what's up bro and you'll be like hey just hold on one second and put the phone down I don't like oh my no you don't I don't immediately tell you to hold on after I'm gonna I'm gonna hit you in the workplace if I did that I'd be that's a that's some form of terrorism if I did that if that is I am just devouring your happiness if I go you go hey what's up I go hold on real quick

Exactly. I will speak to you, but then if Ruby needs to go out, I might tell you, hold on real quick, got to put a harness on.

If my wife starts yelling at me, I say, hold on real quick. I got to talk to her. That's the thing. That's the thing. Life happens. Life happens. You knew you had to take that dog out. No. Put a harness on, then call me on the way out. You'll call me. Oh, my God. That's what you did literally this week. You called me. You're in your car. You go, AP, what's up? I was like, what's up, bro? And you go, hold on one second. Hey, can I get the five-piece nuggets? What? What?

Get your food, dawg! What are you doing? Okay, that's on me. I did do that. I literally, the second you answered the phone, I said, hey, hang on real quick. Let me get the number six large combo. And you came through my car audio and you went, don't you ever call me while ordering cuisine again. That's what you said. Don't you ever call me while you're ordering cuisine. Dude, it irks me to my core. I can admit to that, and I'm sorry. I don't know. Hey, it's up here. This is the average person. Ready? Ready?

Yeah, this is me. So that's the first thing you're using that as bait in an excuse. Now, I'm not going to give you 25 cents after I pay for a McRib. It's not what the hell did you just say? You know, I like to ask for donations. I'm not giving you my donations. When did we talk about currency? When did that come in? Because you want people to feel bad for you.

No, that's just the God's honest truth. It took you years. I didn't. It took you years. Don't you ever put an erect finger at me again. You see, he can put a finger at me. I just have to take it. I put a finger to him. Don't you ever do that to me. No, I'm your father. Well, you do call me daddy. No, I don't. You've never called me daddy. No. On Jesus, you've never called me daddy. Have you called me daddy? Yeah.

You almost said, "Oh my god, you're a cubic centimeter away from crushing your monster." Oh my god. I think you broke my ankle. I think your ankle broke me.

This is getting kids started. There's going to be some edits. There's no Liv in the studio today. There's going to be some edits. Yeah, there's no like a... Referee. No, it's not a sport. Censor. There's no censor. There's no sensory censor. Because normally we just get to talk in on this podcast and we forget that there's cameras. And then Liv talks to us. She'll be like, hey, hey. So now I feel like just go grabbing something. You know what I mean? Okay.

You're not grabbing any put that mic down you're sniffing it. I don't know what this fabric is. What would you call it? Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like Camelon? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like Camelon? Don't you? What? How do you even throw this in point of safety? Let's ding up! Nobody's got an arm in that club. Dragon love! We be all night.

Don't you wish your... Oh my God! Oh no, that was a sin. That was a cardinal sin. You just broke Scout's honor. You were supposed to hit Cam Wynn one more time. I was. Even slightly higher pitch. You went back to another song. You like when I call you Cam Wynn? I'm not going to lie. This might be sad, but I think you can sing better in that weird little baby Cam Wynn voice than you can your regular voice. Who's a better singer, me or you? 100% me. Everyone that knows both of our bloodlines would tell you it's me. Cam, no you don't. You're a good imitator. You're lucky I have... You're a good imitator singer. I'm a very good... Very good at that. Thank you. But regular singing...

No, you're about to piss me off. I literally can see. You're so lucky my throat is scratchy right now. It's scratchy. I need a big ass bowl of like corn flakes or like honey bunches of oats. What? I swear to God, anytime I would wake up and I'd have like a sore throat or something as a kid, I'd get a fat ass bowl of honey bunches of oats. And I would intentionally put less milk than required to where when I drink, it was like I was drinking a river of like nails and wood chips and it would scratch all the phlegm off. Do you realize what you just said to me? What? What?

Throat's a little itchy, right? I need honey bunches of those. You feel like a little small cat when I meow to the back of your tonsils. That's a weird, that's a very small kitten. That is a microscopic kitten. If it's fitting in my mouth and going meow, I've got a big throat. We need lift here. So you're saying when you've got itchy throat syndrome, you want to get the scratchiest cereal in the world to scratch your throat. 100%.

That's the equivalent of me saying I was on my way to scooter. What? A way to scooter? I thought you said I was on my way to scooter. I was like, what the fuck? Way to scooter. Let's just say you fell on your way to scooter. You got a good cherry on your knee and scratched it. That's like saying alcohol. I scratched my knee. That's the same thing. That's what the honey bunches and oats are doing. You're scratching your throat. Yeah, but it's a clearing scratch. You know I have a PI on you.

No, you don't. I think you might be a serial killer, Doug. That makes sense. You wake up with a little sore, irritated throat, right? There could be little pockets of pus, little mounds of whiteheads in the back there. You know those little things? Oh, what the f- What? Not in mine. But if someone were to have strep, you know how it gets white? That's not whiteheads. You don't get pimples in your throat. I didn't say it was pimples, but it's a little mountain with a head that's white, so I just called it a whitehead. Good morning. Hello. Hot and ready. Menu's on the table. Anyway, that's a floor-

But you eat the cereal and it literally goes, just imagine like nails and screws with some wood chips traveling down your throat, your larynx as some call it, down to the, down to the deep darkness of your acidic stomach pit where all things go to die and it scratches and takes the phlegm with it and you swallow. And that's what you get.

What did you just say? That turns you on? I didn't say that. My mom watches this. You need a butt. We need to live here. You need a butt. No, I'm saying that's the equivalent of getting like a scab on your knee and you're like this. I don't agree. I don't care. That's the same. Dude, oh.

Do you do this when you eat food? Weird question. And I only do it sometimes. It's certain textures. Like, you ever get a loogie in your throat? Oh. And you bring it back and you go like this a little bit? You're playing. You're playing double dutch with them. You're double dutching the loogie. You're playing tug of war. Who's going to win the throat or the mouth? You know what I mean? They're going back and forth. Everybody does that. I don't care. Everybody does that. I do it all the time. It feels good sometimes. No, it does not. It's like a little throat massage. I don't do that. No. I'm either spitting it or...

Okay. And then you reminded me, sometimes I do it with my oatmeal because it's gooey and you bring it up. You sit there and double dutch your oats? I'm playing whack-a-mole with some Quaker oats. No bears. You tell me you play tug-of-war with Quaker himself. I have a strong throat. I have good strong throat syndrome. Good?

G-S-T-S. Good Strong Throat Syndrome. You have G-S-T-S. Yeah. That sounds like a viral disease. G-S-T-S. You just started something. You double-duct your oatmeal. That's the main food. But sometimes it depends on the texture of the food. How is that... How do you... How does that pop? You can actually go... The same way you bring it up, like... I can't bring shit up. What? So you can forcefully vomit. You can vomit on command. How do I go like that? Give me... Not just like... Not like...

That's what I'm saying. I don't understand. I'm not getting there with you. Okay, look, this part. That's like only stick. That doesn't apply to vowels. No, like a good luge. You just said brown sugar cinnamon. Yeah, but it's in there. I'm not making it. If I put it in there and I have it rest right in that middle quadrant. Right in the starting line. There's little cells in there. They're just whipping up oats and shit. They're like, send it up, Taya. And they're throwing it up the fucking thing.

The next guy catches it. Oh, up to you, John. They're just going. And it's all like... The top guy's like, get out of there. There's a vault door. It's like... Holy shit. That is how stupid we are. Oh, do you do that? Okay, speaking of little men in your body. Whenever... I used to think that all the time. I drew a diagram when I was six. I remember you said that. Yeah, you know, you're schizophrenic. I was a

The damn part of the couch just broke a different part of the couch. No, you're a f***ing loser. He's a creep. He saw me up and immediately wanted to join. Okay, we're in the goddamn court. What part of the couch just broke? Your couch has no integrity left. Oh, it's good. Okay. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Okay, did you do this whenever... I thought there was little men controlling every part of me. Yes, okay, so this... Little work groups. This is one of my hacks to go to sleep, and I still do it. I swear to God. When I say... No, I swear to God, it's not weird. I do it on public transportation. Whenever I'm too anxious to sleep, I'm sleeping, right? I'm sleeping, right? Mm-hmm. And my brain works too fast, right? I'm thinking about imminent death and danger all the time. All the time. Part of me has to be bleeding. Ear, nose, throat, ass. Something's bleeding, though.

Ass was that last one? You need- Oh. You've never wiped and there's a little bit of red on there? Oh, I've wiped and it looks like fucking Red Riding Hood. I've wiped and it looks like a World War II medic. I have to cancel. Stop it. We're gonna cancel. Oh, sorry. I've wiped and it looks like Dracone's eye mask. I have- I'm talking-

It's bad, bro. Did you get that checked? Huh? Shouldn't be like, you're like active blood? No, no. It was as if I got stabbed the same second I wiped him.

It was a one-time thing. Very scary. Oh, that was here? No. No, it wasn't here. No, I remember because you went in and you shit and you checked. No, I didn't check. I didn't fucking play around. No, I remember that because Liv was telling me. No, that was like on the back end of it. The main, the first one happened at the house. No, I remember I was shitting next to you and you go, what the? You were pissed off because you were still there. I was still there. I'm saying, I didn't say you learned about it here, but it happened here too. Yes, yeah. No, but the main, where I'm like the whole thing, I was like,

That was at the house. How'd you know you were bleeding? I checked. Because it felt different. What? It felt different. It literally... It felt different. Bro, it's like, imagine... What? Poop has some weight. Poop's like a... You're pooping in your toilet paper? No, but I'm saying... What do you mean? Poop has... Like, you can tell if you're picking up a sludge or if you're picking up water. You know what I'm saying? Yo...

You're not broke anymore. Invest in better toilet paper. The toilet paper I use, you can buy your shit from... The queen. Yeah. You buy your shit from people that make bedding. It's not even toilet paper. Okay, because I'm saying, you could put an infant's Air Jordan 1 in my ass, and I wouldn't be able to feel it. That's how thick my toilet paper is. There's no shot. You...

You're just like, yeah, no, there's no shot. But I, it's, it was bad. It was, it was wild. What were you saying? What were you talking? I was talking about when I sleep. Oh yeah, when you sleep. I sleep. When you bleed from your ass and you're in the 36,000 feet in the air and you're asleep. One of the things I think about whenever I'm sleeping and I can't sleep and I'm having anxiety attacks and panic and thinking about imminent death and I'm bleeding, right? And I'm wet. And I'm like, she's cheating definitely right now.

God, your mind. So negative. So I think about small little workmen in different parts of my brain, and there's like gears, and they're like, and they talk to me. They're like, time to go to sleep, and they're like turning off the lights, and they're picking up their little briefcases, and they're turning off the gears, and I fall asleep every time. To this day, I'm 24. I still go to sleep like that. I need a picture. What do they look like? Small. Why are they looking?

Don't, don't, don't, don't with that. They look like, like Bob the Builder. That's what they all look like. They don't all have faces, but like all little like that. Oh God. They don't all have faces? Well, they probably do, but I don't remember them. You don't, okay. I just see like, So they have briefcases. I see their outfits. They're wearing business casual. No, I didn't mean briefcases. What's the thing? It's a briefcase. Toolboxes. Lunchboxes. Toolboxes. They have toolboxes.

And they just clock out. They're working with me. Or is it like a sub, like you have to tell them to clock out? They don't leave until the boss is asleep. So I don't ever see them exit the door. They just tell me and then I'm out. They go, alright boss, we're headed out for the night. It was a great one. Exactly. And then they turn off the gears. People are going to think I'm f***ed. I swear to God as I go to sleep. And you literally just go like this. Every time. Because it stops me thinking about imminent death and danger. You know what I immediately think? What? You want to be a Disney character.

You, your life's work is to Disney. Disney. Peyton Disney Harden.

That's what I get. Okay, one day when I'm on Disney, I'm going to have a breakdown. I'm going to congratulate. I'm going to be there. I feel like I'm a good enough actor to be on Disney. Because I was watching some of the Disney shows, and I'm like, they're good actors. I'm not trying to diminish. See, you can't burn bridges with our future employers. They're great actors. Yeah. I'm saying, like, they're good actors, but it's not like Leonardo DiCaprio. So I feel like I could do that, especially with the character. I got a good character where I was like, what was that move?

I've always wanted to be like Tupac Shakur in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Whenever... Oh, yeah, yeah. Like the celebrity entrance of like sitcoms, whenever you bump into them, they're like, oh! They're like, hey, watch out. And it's like that fake audience. Dude, okay, did you get upset when you figured out your favorite shows were laugh-tracked? Dude...

It took me. It hurt. You just broke something inside of me. I was painfully scarred. Yeah. What show was it? A lot of them. Like Big Bang Theory. I didn't really watch it, but that's like... Dude, I swore for the longest that they did the sets in front of a live audience. Some did. And they laughed at it. Some did. Some did. But all Nickelodeon shows, all Disney shows, I would say all. I can't prove it. But like 90% of them...

It's just added in laughs. Like Victorious, iCarly, Drake and Josh, it's all added in laughs. Did you feel older and more cool when you watched Zoey 101 because there wasn't added laughs? No, I never really thought about it. I did. That's how good that show was, though. I thought when I watched a show that was still on Nick that didn't have the laughing, I was like...

But now that you think about it, I know why Zoey 101 didn't have a laugh track. Shit wasn't funny. That's pretty... Are you nuts? Zoey 101 was probably top three Nick shows of all time. Peyton, if you went on Netflix right now and watched two episodes of Zoey 101... I did. They have two seasons up or one season up. I watched it like three times. I loved that. Before a date, whenever I was living in a

Can I say that? I don't live there anymore. When I was living at a screaming lady apartment, I was, me and the girls talking to her at the time, we would just watch that before we were getting ready to go on dates. I rewatched it and I was like, that's probably the worst feeling ever. But you weren't a good kid. You weren't a fun kid. I wasn't a good kid. You were always like, I'm too cool for this. I'm going to be in the army one day. I never wanted to join the army. You're talking to a future, you're talking to a future Colonel Cadet.

Get on your knees! Freeze! He's like, what do we... What's that smell? What's that smell? No, I... I... Dude...

It's like a horrible feeling when something that you absolutely loved and super nostalgic, you go back and it's ass. It's the worst feeling ever. I don't get that often though. Because you know why? I'm still the same child. I'm just big. I mean, my brain, I have a lot of childlike things up here, but it's just certain things, bro. I hold on to things. The initial feeling something gave me, I still have. That's why I watch High School Musical 800 times. I've seen all of them 800 times and I have the same feeling ever.

each time. But have you gone... It's so fantastic. Have you listened to a Kidz Bop recently? I've never was into Kidz Bop. I auditioned to be in one, I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. You can't sing. I swear to God. No, that's why I didn't get it. They were doing auditions at, I think, Lakeline Mall in Austin, Texas. I couldn't. Your mom's the greatest. She's the greatest mom ever. I would've been like, boy, you can't sing!

but she did a great job and my dad they did a great job of like we know you suck like you're not good but we're not going to tell you that we would rather you not hold that resentment of us not letting you do it and you go fail on your own like that's great parenting that's great parenting that is that's fantastic that's great have you gone back to those old shows and watched them without a laugh track

I didn't even know you could do that. Go to YouTube and watch it. Go to a show that you remember at a live track. Be like, whatever, whatever show, no live track, and watch it. How awkward it is. Because they're literally like this. Hey, how was your day? Oh, it was good. Did you catch that football game last night? Yeah, literally. Yeah, a football game. Because they have to pause for the editors to add it. That's so strange. I would probably, I'd say I could crush a whole episode in six blinks if it didn't have the live track. I'd literally be like this.

Just dead watching it. Now I'm thinking about being, I feel like half this podcast now is me reminiscing on childhood stuff. It was the happiest time of my life before millions of people said very rude things to me every single day. It made me question if I was important to this earth. You are. You should always know that. You should go to sleep every night like, Cam, when loves me? But you really go like this, yeah, I'll be at the gym at nine, bitch.

And I just go this how I go see Peyton hates me Ada hates me. You don't think that you don't think that you would have had a serious conversation with me by now if you'd have thought I hated you I know you don't hate me. I feel like I don't know just feel like you could lay off the b-word a little bit like those fucking Shut up, bitch But I say that out of love oh my god what

You roast me all the time. There's nothing new with that. Okay. You always make fun of me. My grandma roasted my ass last night. Oh, Meemaw? Meemaw. I love... Meemaw's so nice. She's so nice. She's blind and deaf. She's 80. She's so nice. That's my... It's to set the story for them. But listen, that actually has nothing to do with it. But Meemaw... Meemaw, she's my loving grandma. You're going to hell, though. No, I'm not. That's fact. It's what she is. And she'll tell you. She'll be the first time. I'll be like... That's like me talking about my grandmother past where I'd be like, yeah, Meemaw...

Sage for kids. Like, you can't. I mean, but it's. Okay, regardless. So we're sitting. My mom had to go somewhere last night. And because. I guess it has something to do with it. Because my grandma is visually impaired. Hearing impaired. Why are you laughing? Because you had a cough. You're curling. Your body was curling with laughter. What are you doing?

Okay? So because of that, me and Liv, we brought her dinner and we went and hung out with her last night. Okay. Just so she wouldn't have to be by herself for the night. That's nice. So we go over there, bring her some canes. We're eating chicken and everything. And we start talking about our Colorado trip. Okay.

Okay, so we start talking about this trip and I go yeah Peyton's actually flying out there. He made the smart decision. We're gonna drive she goes. Oh, yeah, that's that's a long one and I go yeah And you know just tall people like being stuck in a car. It's just not it's not advantageous It just really kind of hurts. She goes yeah, I swear to God it. It caught me so off-guard she goes yeah, especially you you got those weird knees I said what?

I swear to God. She goes, you got really weird knees. And I go, what is happening? I was like, what's weird about my knees, Vimal? She goes, you know, they're just, I mean, they hurt you and they're a little different. And I go...

And my first thought, this might be the asshole. My first thought was like, you haven't seen my knees in so long. It's like, you haven't seen them in forever. So you don't even know. I could have one knee right now and you wouldn't know. But it's my, it's my, I love her to death. So then, then this is how I know.

I'm not even going to ruin it. So then we keep going on. I'm like, yeah, it says it's 12 hours. We're going to break it up into shifts. I'm probably going to take a little Advil PM and whatnot. And I was like, I just get so jealous of shorter people in the cars because they can at least rotate and whatnot. Word for word. I know the jokes have gone too far and she's caught on. She goes, yeah, you can't do that, especially not with your hips. And I literally went...

I am sitting there in my own, in my parents' house with my grandma, who's known me in my entire existence before this hip shit. And she has now hopped onto the wave. Shout out to you, meanwhile. I love you. And she said, especially not with your hips. And I literally went, you're kidding. That's funny as hell. I was like, oh, I do a lot better with yours, huh? I'm just kidding.

Meemaw, I will beat him up for you. I love her. She caught me so off guard with the knees at first. Meemaw's funny as hell. She's such a nice lady. She said, you got weird knees. I was like, how? You do come from a lineage of bad knees. Oh, my mom. Oh, my mom. I love her to death. That woman before her surgery...

Man, her shit was yink. It was just not me. I don't remember her before her surgery. Yeah, because, well, it was like right around the first time I was meeting her. I remember after her surgery. Dude, she fell. One time my mom literally fell off a curb and fell directly on both of her knees. Showed up to my birthday dinner, slits in both of her jeans right on the knee line, blood on the denim, still walked in with a smile on her face. Happy birthday, son.

They're like, did you get jumped, mom? Did you get attacked by like puss in boots off Shrek? Such an odd... Well, he's knee height with a sword. So I just figured, I don't know. I've never seen that movie. Legend of Zorro? Have you seen that? Maybe. It sounds familiar. I've never been a Shrek kid. Oh, Zorro has nothing to do with Shrek. Absolutely nothing to do with Pixar. There's not a scene of animation in Zorro. Did you know Mose from The Office was the executive producer of the show?

Was he really? That little weird p*ck that would run her. He was the executive producer. Is that Amon? Amon? I assumed. That's racist. That's on me. Get rid of that.

Yeah, he's the executive producer of the show. I was watching interviews of the cast afterwards and he was like, I'm so-and-so and he's like, I played Mose and I'm the executive producer and he was like, so normal. I was like, that's how great that show was. And Kelly's, Ryan, he was like one of the head writers of the show. Oh yeah, I knew that. I knew Ryan was. I love doing shit like that though. Uh,

Like when you finish a show that you absolutely love and you go and follow like the fan Twitter page you watch it Okay, well I guess I'm weird. You did that with Harry Potter. Oh I did it with Harry Potter and I was obsessed and then it got to a point It'd be like a random day two years later. What are you doing? What are you doing? It was a random, oh my god It was a random day two years later and I was getting a tweet on my timeline that said Expelliarmus! Like I need to end this

I was like, I'm out of that. Do you? Oh, I'm thinking about kids stuff. But before I get into that, I was going to talk to you about DisneyChannelGames.com. Remember Disney Channel Games? You play Zack and Cody going through the thing. Oh, my God. And Foster's Home American. I already told you about the Warner Brothers one. It doesn't matter. I was going to talk about something more important as a kid. Okay. I've had this, like, we never agree on, like, games in, like, our childhood. We have very different childhoods. We both had field days in elementary school. Oh, man.

Oh my god. The endorphins, every time field day comes outside, you go and chase around your crush. I used to pack two Lunchables for it, too. I needed a carb up. You're hungry, bitch. I needed a carb up for field day. It was sick, bro. You had your caloric intake for field day? 100%. I had two Lunchables. Exactly my point. I was like, Gussers and candy. It was a lot of candy. It was a lot of candy shit. Yeah, that's true. I was like, mom, give me the steak. What was your favorite field day game as a kid? Mine was the potato sack races and Twister. Best games.

Twister? Like, Twister. Yeah, left hand on green, right head on red. What the hell kind of field day did you have? Y'all were playing Twister at field day. What'd y'all play at Twister? At field day? The field day events. Twister wasn't a part of your field day? Twister's like a board... I don't know. Twister's like a family house game. Why is that at your field day?

Did you play Yahtzee at field day? No. Did you have a Monopoly corner? Why are you playing Twister at field day? Field day? What was your field day? Field day was like the 20-yard dash. You had a little passing kick. You had the hula hoop stuff. All that. Potato sack. Egg in the spoon, John. Yeah, Twister. Twister is not a field day event. Yes, it was. Remember y'all playing hide-and-seek at field day too? If you wanted to. You didn't play tag at field day. Okay, now you're just saying shit. You didn't play tag at field day? You played tag...

Tag it field day. Yes. Where did you go to school? It was sanctioned. Sanctioned bullshit. Where did you go to school? The counselor. What are you saying? You're not answering my question. Where did you go to school? It was sanctioned. Where did you go to school? The counselor.

21 clues? You always make me feel lesser than. I'm not trying to make you feel... You played tag at field day. Tag and twister. To two teams? Tag and twister. Tee'd up. You're just tee'd up on the field day. Yes. And then you would play human hurdles. Okay, here's my thing. What is human hurdles? First off, you go like this. You're running and then you go down. Then the kid jumps over you. And then you run. Human hurdles. Human hurdles.

Oh, y'all didn't have the funding. Dude, this... And then the bullet... Okay, here's my thing. Y'all play the...

Water balloon. Water balloon? Yes. Okay, see? That's a field day event. What's the difference between that and Twister? How many kids are in your class? I don't know. Maybe 20, right? In my class? Yeah. Ms. Winkler's? Sure. Ms. Winkler's. 20? Around? Give or take? Okay. How many can play Twister? Two. No, you can play four. What are the other 18 kids doing? That's my point. You play events where you have teams, relays, everyone's involved. Imagine going to field day and having a...

Chess tournament sitting there. You're just like, we did have chess. No, you did not. Yes, you did. We had miscellaneous games at field day. You didn't have miscellaneous games at the field day? Our field day was rigor. Be careful. Be careful. Make sure you pronounce that first R. It was rigorous. Okay. And it was determination. It was literally teams, all events. Yeah. It was like a full, you felt like a small Olympian. I was acid twister, but we had it.

What first off you would be horrible to play twister with here would be you literally be like this you'd be like oh excuse me oh my god, you're tall lanky and you had your tail in here oh my god, yeah, somebody was like right-handed on red anytime my arm was like they did go like I'm done yeah every time you move your feet like in the haha game

You didn't have the "haha" game at field day? Why does nobody agree with you? What is the "haha" game? You win! Yes! You lay down! It was in Ms. Winkler's class. Ms. Winkler was a creative son of a gun. She was ahead of her time. You lay down. Somebody- and then- So you're already- you're on grass. You're lying on earth. You can play on pavement? Who gives a shit? You said you did it on field day. Your field day was in a parking lot? Yes! What the f- Stop it!

Yo, what the hell is wrong with you? Yo, what kind of funding did you have at your school? Our field day was at the football stadium. Oh, wow. You had a football stadium in field day? We had the whole football field used. We used the track for the... Your elementary school had a football field. No, our... The city... You definitely wore a bow tie to school, you rich bastard. Yes, you did. A bow tie and an ascot. No, our...

Our city had the football stadium, the big football stadium for our high school. Y'all took buses to field day? Yeah. Y'all got money, dog. That's what I'm saying. What kind of field day did y'all... Go outside! Was it just like a long recess? Pretty much. Wait, what? I didn't know this was crazy. Yeah, that's why I was like, who plays Twister on a field day? We had straight up races, snow cones. No. You could buy nachos. Like, there was...

You had to bring your own lunch. And then all the people would get in, all of us on field day, would get in the football stadium, all the little kids, and then the real high school athletes would come around and practice real quick. And it would like motivate us.

Ours would literally be like, go outside and we're going to put cones in the streets so you don't get hit by the Honda Civic. That's what we did. What are you talking about? Yo, y'all had an elite field day. Bro, it was sick. And then we played the ha-ha game. But then the fire hydrant, the fire truck would pull up at the end and turn on his hose and spray all the kids. Y'all had vendors? Oh, my dad got attacked by a dog on field day because we had the police come. Oh, you were that kid. You were the kid whose dad got attacked.

By a dog. They put him in the suit. Oh, for like a show. Yeah. I thought you meant your dad was there. He gets attacked and he's like, call the cops. And then everyone's like, oh, there's the snitch kid dad or something. No, but you didn't play the ha-ha game. Dude, that's not a game. I want to play it for Patreon. That'd be so fun. The ha-ha game. I love you to death. So we're on gravel, right? It was probably horrible for our bodies. Yeah, what? Texas 146.

105 degrees. 105 degrees, you're on gravel. So we're laying down, right? And it's the first time I've had my silent laugh. This is where it was born. And a girl or a guy, whoever, a classmate, a classmate would lay their head on your stomach, the back of their head on your stomach. 100% illegal where we grew up. Do you think that? And then it would be another head on their stomach, another head. So we'd all be like that. And then the first person would go, ha. Second person would go, ha. Go, ha, ha. And you see how many ha. It's the stupidest game in the world.

So you literally go, ha. No, you already messed up. One ha to start. I did do one ha. Okay, ha. So you go, ha, ha, ha. No. You just did two. You went, ha. See how it's a fun game. It's not fun at all. Okay. Play it. Okay. You go one ha. Ha, ha, ha. Imagine if I was on your gut. And you can feel the ha going. I don't want you on my gut. I just can't look at you. Here we go. Look at me. Ha. Ha.

Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yeah. And we played the telephone game. Telephone was evil. Yeah, but recess... You literally start with science is cool and it ends with Brenda's a bitch. It's just like, what are you doing? Like, why are we playing this? You definitely had to ghetto kids in your school if it ends like that. Dude, field day was lit, bro. No kidding. I mean, mine was lit. Ours was lit. I hope yours was lit. So Twister or the potato sack races? Dude, Twister was never once at a field day for us. Ever. Ever.

Ever. Y'all had the goddamn circus coming. No, we just did little relays, cone stuff, fill the bucket with water, put the sponge over your head and get the water in the thing. Oh, we couldn't do that. Like vacation Bible school games. Because if I had my braids and you and I putting water on my mom, I would throw in a fit. She'd be like, uh-uh. I got to get those new braids. Turn that water hydrant off. You better not get my baby wet. No, my mom would hate field day because I'd come home smelling like sardine ass.

Oh, I can only imagine. And y'all was just at the school. Didn't have the bus ride to let the sweat cool. Dude, that's crazy. Y'all took buses. I mean, granted, it was...

We only had like it's still one city. It's one city. So resources and everything. It was like five minutes from every job. Do something special for Halloween. And that's cool. Oh, we did. And at my elementary school, at my elementary school, we had turned one hallway on a Saturday into a haunted house. And like the theater kids would come do it. They didn't do a haunted house, but they like decorated. Yeah. I remember I would leave my flag football game. I played for the Patriots. OK, I have a serious question. OK, what position were you in flag football?

Receiver and quarterback. Okay. I was also a receiver. I have a follow-up serious question. Okay. Did you ever miss a fairly open ball? Yeah. Several times. Did you ever fake an injury? What? That was the go-to. I have one, bro. Because I was like, I played like a tight end. So I was always hitting like little slants, little outs and ends, right? Or blocking.

There's low-key like a competitive flag football league, and I don't know why I was in it, to be honest. Was it where you were the NFL teams? Yeah. Sponsored by Cheetos? Yeah, I was Cowboys. So randomly, our coach decides to send me along. He's like, you're a tall kid, just go grab it. I'm like, alright. I'm like, holy shit, I'm kind of beating this kid. Quarterback. Dime. I'm looking up. I'm like probably four feet in front of this kid. He could dive, and he's not even going to mess up the catch. Right in my hands. No pads, no helmet distractions. And I literally...

Fell to the ground and it was almost as if I fell to the ground and it was dark, right? It was dark. So I covered up and I had a conversation with myself. I said, all right, this is it. I either hurt, I hurt something or I have to quit. And I was under there. It was just dark. I was by myself. Very vulnerable time. It's like there was two of me and I was like, okay, what are we doing? I said, all right, let's call it an ankle and get out of here. Ready? Break. And I stood up and I went...

I was just holding my leg. My coach said there's nothing wrong with you. See, you make fun of me, but you low-key did the same shit I did. That's like a pride thing when you're young. If you drop a ball, you basically broke your leg. Yeah. Even if you didn't. I remember the day I quit football. It was because I dropped a pass. It was seventh grade football, and we played the high school.

What? I quit in eighth grade. I thought I got paralyzed. Oh yeah, I remember you told me. So we would do this thing where I was a receiver, right? I've never felt this way playing sports, but I just genuinely felt like I did not belong on that field. Like this wasn't for me.

Like, I just didn't... He just had an egg. I didn't get it. Like, I got it. Like, I'm good at football. You're like, I don't like getting hit. But I was just like, this isn't for me. You know what I'm feeling? Bro, that was me too. Like, in Pop Warner, I was a goaded kid. I never played young. Bro, I was like one of the... Like, it was like one of those when I was a kid because I was just way bigger than anybody. I was way more athletic than everybody. I was tall as shit. I just played flag football. And like, smoky skilled. And they would be like, oh, that kid's going to be like a... Like, they're really good. But once I got to high school, I was like, I don't... I like shooting a basket. Like, I don't like this. And so I remember...

It was a home game. It was against Dessau. Dessau scared me. They're big athletic kids. A lot of those kids are in jail now. I remember it was we're going for a two point conversion. They put me in for a slant route. I just got to go five yards. Quick slant route. And our quarterback, Colin Wyman.

That's so... Oh, my God. That's the most quarterback name I've ever heard. Colin Wyman? He's a D1 baseball player now. He's just fantastic arm. Of course he is. The kid was always a great arm. Of course he is. Hit me on a slayer route. I never knew how to line up either because they never... I was like... I saw people pointing. I was like, what the fuck am I pointing you for, ref? I was like, I didn't get it. And the ref would always be like... You're like...

And so, like, they would give me, like, I could have gotten a false start every time because I was still moving back every time. Oh, my God. So, I was like, boom, slayer out. One, two, boom. I hit the slayer. Like, he was a perfect throw because he's supposed to hit you on the break. The ball's supposed to be in the air. I turn around. I wasn't expecting the ball to be in the air already. I look, and I could hear that motherfucker coming. Boom. Hits me in my head. All I hear is, oh, yeah.

all the death saw kids are saying very vulgar things to me on the ground get up and it's one of those your teammates don't even help you up imagine my skinny ass and you know middle school pads are so big on you i'm like

Like you got to like roll to a side, kind of like hitch up. That's the last day I played football. I was like, this isn't for me. And I was like, I'm pretty sure he told me, he's like, bro, you got a great career in basketball. Bro, I had a very muscular kid tackle me with a crown of his helmet right in my small of my back. I literally thought I was paralyzed. Yeah. I was like, oh, like this is it. I'm done forever. I remember me and Armani played football on the same team. Armani Brooks plays for the Brooklyn Nets.

And I remember we scrimmaged his, he was on the older team, we scrimmaged his team and we played Oklahoma drill. And everybody on my team, I was, everybody was terrified of me, Oklahoma drill, because I was like, I was getting bullied at the time, so I'd get my shit out on them. I was just big. So I'd just be like, turn, Oklahoma drills, you start on your back, facing, and then you just get up and you hurt each other. Some places are like bandit. Yeah, they probably should, especially for kids. I remember Armani.

Here's the first one I was going to the older kids. Go here. Just gets me straight in my leg. I flip and he goes, look at you, dog. And I said, basketball? Literally. But wait, wait, wait. This wasn't that necessary for you to get that aggressive. You're right. But just before we move on. Okay. We were speaking on games and I have a game for you. Is it a math game?

It's not a math problem. Thank God. I promise that your damn partner in crime isn't here either. I'm tired of going out on this 24-6. He doesn't. He bought a cat. It wasn't a horse. I'm tired of going out and probably be like, solve this math problem. Dude, the guy yesterday, the guy literally said, hey, bro, I got a math problem for you. And Peyton was like, stop. He said, please. Everywhere I go. I have a game for you. Okay. I have to set it up real quick. That's how instructions work. All right, buddy. So it's all set up. I was thinking back.

This thing I used to always do, I would go to this website, because you were talking about the game stuff and it triggered my mind. It was like little IQ tests, kind of. This really isn't the real IQ test, but I like to call this a good old circle quiz. What is that? You have to connect all the dots without leaving the circle and without intersecting any lines. Can I pick up the pen? Huh? Yeah. Okay. Why do I have so many colors? Because there's four different sets. I don't get the game. You have to connect the blue one to the blue.

You've connected purple to purple, red to red, black to black, without crossing any lines, and without leaving the circle. So I just want to see if you can do it. Can I go with one pin or I gotta go multiple pins? It doesn't matter. You can just use one pin. Why'd you give me five pins? That's a great point. I don't know. Okay. I gotta connect all of the dots. Yes. You gotta connect the dots to each other. Okay. No! Ambusel! Take the eraser. Blue to blue, purple to purple, black to black, and red to red. I see why you got fired as a teacher.

I did not get fired. I quit and I literally said connect the colors to their color. Oh, easier. Okay. Can they see it? Okay. Red to red. Blue to blue. Oh, shit. Hold on. Oh, easy. Purple to purple. Right? I'm not good at math, but I can connect a dot. Is that right? I scored? You did. You did. That's a game?

I think it's so much better when a computer makes it. It makes it harder. I gave you too much space. That's it. That's it? That's it. That's literally the right answer. So bad. I didn't make the circles big enough. There's way too much area. Wait, do it again. Try it again. Alright, I'm trying another one. That last one was horrible, apparently. And if you're so modern day Picasso, figure this one out, smartass. Here we go. Oh, that one. Okay.

There's your writing utensil. That's why you got fired. Didn't get fired, I left. Alright, so connect all the dots. Can't leave the square. Cough again in my face. Connect all the dots without... Teacher was speaking! Can't leave the square. Can't cross lines. Okay, color to color. Yep, color to color. This is a trick. Okay, red to red. This is a trick! Red to red. Blue to blue. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Are you? I want to know the passing rate of your students when you're a teacher. Am I a dumbass? Like, I looked at that and I thought I could have sworn that was modern day Da Vinci. Am I an idiot? Are you stupid? Dude, I swear to God, it's got to be better when a computer makes it because I'm not making the dots adequate sizes. I'm giving you too much. I'm giving you wiggle room. I think there has to be a rule like it's a straight line or something. There's no wiggle room.

I did not get fired, but damn it, if I was giving him this, I might have shut him. Might have shut him. What the hell with this game? Okay, Cam, no, you're awful. You're awful. Absolutely awful. We're done. I just can't even believe that. I wanted you to fail. I think it's, we didn't help people last episode, but I want to help some people this episode. You know what that means. It's February. February.

Is it February? Stop saying that. It's not February. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Uh-uh. Hey.

I'm not allowed to join. No. I'm sorry. My square quizzes was shit. All right. Dr. P, the best love doctor in the world. You can submit your request for some, you can submit your request for help in your relationships or some toxic stuff that you've done. This is what I want to do on Dr. P. A lot of people have been telling me stuff that's been done wrong to them. I get it. But what have you done wrong? And I can help you evade some of those situations too. You got something?

Dear Dr. P, Wow. We need to scratch all of this, all of it. Delete the footage. Protect ourselves. Okay, next one. Alright, next one. I thought you were laughing the whole time because of that. Because I was confused as f***. Alright, DocDawg, you ready, Simon? I am. Little do they know, we did one before this. Yeah.

Yeah. That would have gotten canceled. Dear Dr. P. Hello. I need your help. Hello. I was in a relationship for two years and he went to school in another country and broke up because he needed to work on himself. Okay. But there was nothing wrong with our relationship at all. We planned our future together and everything. Does he really just need to work on himself or is that an excuse? I'm 22 and he's 26, by the way. Part of me thinks he was having a crisis because he doesn't have his dream job in the life he wants yet. Okay.

This is gonna be the easiest doctor P I've ever done. He told you you look actually you just proved to yourself that he's Working on himself. So you're so she can't accept. It's acceptance is the problem. Yeah Acceptance is the problem and I get that it's hard I get that it's hard but you can't not everybody's a bad person he might have that sounds like a good person to me and

that they are willing to give up a relationship that maybe they wanted to, but they can't give you everything if they're not happy with themselves. And a lot of people need to take that advice instead of dragging somebody along when you're not feeling good about yourself and making somebody suffer with you.

If the best thing for you and ultimately for them is to separate yourself, do what you need to do, and then maybe come back. It's up to that person if they're willing to accept that or not. Then let them do that. You already said, is he actually working on himself or not? I know that he's not happy where he's at in life.

Two plus two goes to four. Every time it's four. Every time. So, yes. I know it sucks, and God bless you. So, let's segue to that. What would be your advice to her? Because I do get that. It sucks that...

It's a real thing. Like someone, someday somebody might just wake up and be like, wow, I really am terrified of this thing of life. I'm really not where I want to be. It has nothing to do with you, but I think we need to break up. That absolutely sucks, but it's a real thing. So what would you say for confidence? It doesn't suck yet. It's going to suck worse when he figures himself out in that other country and gets him a Danish girlfriend. That's going to be the sucky part. You've got to mentally prepare for that because if he finds himself out there, gets the job he wants out there...

And it so happens that it lines up with somebody else's timeline out there, then he'll get with somebody else. And it sucks. And it's not a you thing. It's just timing. It's life. Say that again. It's not a you thing. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It just takes acceptance and willingness to be like, at least this person didn't lie and cheat on me. Well, they could have. I don't know. And I've always said that too. Either one's going to hurt, but I'd much rather... Say if my relationship was breaking, I'd much rather...

end it with me, then go and cheat and stuff and find out. If you feel the need to cheat... To cheat? Cheat. If you feel the need to cheat, then we need to just end and go our separate ways before you just do slimy things behind my back. Yeah, I think that's... Because either way is going to suck, but I'd rather you at least be an honorable person to where you can tell me to my grill. I think it's okay to be upset. It's okay to be hurt, 100%. You deal with that how you deal with it. But once you get that initial emotion out, I think...

You could look at that as respectable of what that guy did. Or girl. Whoever does that. And I think more people need to take advice from that person. And I think you shouldn't sit there waiting on him either. He decided to leave. You go do your thing, Sugar Muffin. You go do your thing. Dr. P, ready? Hello. How old she was? I don't know. 22, right? 22. Okay, good. 22. Yeah, the guy was 26. Okay, cool. Done.

and that was dr p dr p dr p dr p and i think it's time for people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture painting pop culture with painted in cam wow i got a pop culture

I talk about this with my Twitter family a lot. And the Twitter family is growing at the PSH8. If you want to just sit in there and talk with me about my weird ideas and thoughts. A lot of the fans on Twitter have a common interest with me. And it's the WWE. We talk about the WWE a lot. You do like some old wrestling. Big WWE news. We filmed this prior because we're going to be in Colorado. So this could be old news to you. But WWE Raw.

is getting in the ring with Netflix. Starting January 2025, Netflix will exclusively stream WWE Raw in the US, Canada, UK, and Latin America every single week all year long. And the requirement, is that a word, was for, guess what, $5 billion. Yeah.

That boy Vince McMahon. Big news for the WWE. That's huge. Big news for the WWE. And on the same day, The Rock is joining the WWE and UFC parent companies board of directors. He joins David Faber, Carl Quintalinton, and Jim Cramer in the ring. Oh, never mind. That's a part of Squawk the Street. It's...

That word sounded weird. It's okay. He joined TKO, which is the parent company of WWE and UFC, as a board member on the same day that they got acquired for $5 billion. They're making big moves. He's making big, big money. Now, I wasn't able to talk to my WWE insiders. I have some insiders now over there. Talk about what we think that's going to mean. I hear you, big guy. I do. I do. Some big wigs over there at the WWE, which is crazy to say now.

But there is a Twitter account. I'm speaking strictly to the WWE fans. If you don't like WWE, sorry. But this is exciting to me. Now, there's a lot of storylines that can happen with WWE. It's on the road to WrestleMania. Now the Royal Rumble is coming up. Very excited about that. Bro, the fact that you know this is sick. Yeah. And so The Rock has come back and he's talked about challenging Roman Reigns, which is crazy. Boom.

but with somebody as big as the Rock and Roman Reigns, I think they're going to take a year timeline for that the same way they did Rock and John Cena. And a Twitter account by the name of Assemble underscore show said...

This Mania idea, and I think this is the most accurate one. I hope it happens. I talked to my WWE insiders to see if this is what they're thinking about. But it says Mania idea. Cody Rhodes wins night two of WrestleMania. Roman stands in the ring broken because Roman Reigns has been the longest title holder in modern history. He's had it for years. Mm-hmm.

As he sits there in the ring broken, that he loses his title to Cody Rhodes. As Cody Rhodes finishes the story, boom, the rock music hits. Rock takes the lay from Heyman, Paul Heyman, which is Paul Heyman. You know Paul Heyman, the GOAT. And so Roman Reigns is the head of the table. Takes the lay as the head of the table because you know they're related. Mm-hmm.

And then the stare down with Roman. They spend a year building that to WrestleMania 41. Hypes the new Netflix deal all year in the process. So they're going to have Cody Rhodes win night one of WrestleMania.

Boom, The Rock comes. And now the title. I thought you said Night 2. Night 2, I mean. The title sequence story is gone from Roman Reigns. Now the only thing he has is, I'm the tribal chief. I'm the head of the table. But now The Rock, who is your family member, who is the most powerful person in sports entertainment history, comes and takes the only thing you have left.

Takes that lay. I'm going to be the head of the table. They stare at each other. They build a year, and they build that Netflix storyline into the next WrestleMania 41. I am excited for that.

That do you wanna have a watch party for WrestleMania? I'll do that for you. You would be so uninterested. I would watch it You wouldn't get what's going on? I'd be like dude the fight was cool, but like I would yeah, I definitely know the backstories dude But wrestling was it was elite. Yeah, it was so good. I feel bad for Tony Khan who's a he's a head of he's AEW hey, he had some good things going because WWE was at a downturn because Vince McMahon was

ruining it at the time until Triple H took over and so he was taking all those people he had CM Punk he had Cody Rhodes he had Chris Jericho the fact that Cody Rhodes is still like wrestling is wild yeah I feel like he's been wrestling since we were young yeah and Chris Jericho he had all these people Cody Rhodes was the little high flyer right no Cody Rhodes Dusty Rhodes kid

He was a part of the legacy. He didn't do the frog splash? He was like a high fire? Like off of the top of the rope? I'm not sure. I don't think he was known for that. Oh, okay. He's like kind of small, like buzz cut. He had a buzz cut at one point. He's been wrestling for 20 years. I mean, I don't know. Everything I say, you're like, I mean, at one point. Yeah, it's like, I don't know. He used to wear yellow or something. But I feel bad because now he had CM Punk, which is big. Came back to wrestling. CM Punk, AEW. Cody Rhodes, big.

Chris Jericho, big. He's got nothing. And he didn't do much with them. He didn't do enough. He didn't have that storyline of CM Punk, Cody Rhodes. Now, WWE takes back Cody Rhodes. WWE takes back CM Punk. First thing they do is build that storyline. God, man.

And now they have MJF. But MJF is like a great wrestler over at AEW. He's one of the best on the mic. He could be the future of wrestling. And his contract ends in 2024. And a lot of people are like, what if MJF comes out at Royal Rumble? I doubt it. But if he does, if MJF leaves. So people that watch WWE, they definitely tune into AEW as well?

The non-casuals, yes. Okay. Yes. Because Edge is over at... So it's like UFC with Michael Chandler. How Michael Chandler was in a different promotion, came over to UFC, people already knew him, liked him, and now he's... Yes. Okay, gotcha. Yeah. But... Sorry, I just nerded out. But all my wrestling fans, I want y'all to... You deserve a nerd out, buddy. Yeah, I want y'all to put, if y'all like that idea from that Twitter account that I put in. It sounds sick. You got a pop culture? Yeah.

I was good with wrestling. And that was Pop Culture Paying in Camp. Pop Culture Paying in Camp. Get us out of here, Big Hips Nasty. That side eye was criminal. That was like some ruby shit you said. We're going to Colorado. We're going to talk about that on Patreon. We are going to Colorado. There's going to be a fire, fire, fire, well, hell, snowy, icy, snowy, cold Colorado vlog on Patreon. I am currently seeing...

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