94. 开年首部惊喜美剧，也许贡献了2024年最佳cp
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Hi hi, I'm Yigui. First of all, happy Spring Festival. Today is Day 2, Action 2. It's our second opening. Last night we recorded a episode that was stopped by spies. We're going to re-record it today. So what are we going to talk about today? In fact, it's also the script of Smith and his wife that we've all watched recently. We all know that there are two dramas that have been badly missed this year. One is the fourth season of Detective, which was updated on January 14th.

因为双女主许多的网友疯狂差评,觉得又是美国的政治正确,真的是一个好的系列都不给我们留嘛。 然后再就是史密斯夫妇,她比较惨,相对来说因为侦探 4 和冰雪暴评分没有太低,史密斯夫妇她开分只有 6.9,但是录节目的当天已经从 7.0 一直到 7.6 了已经。 然后我们也在前天发了一篇文章,希望大家都来看这部剧,因为确实很好看。

类似这种因为不喜欢演员,不喜欢人设或不喜欢肤色的,大家是哪年开始讨厌政治正确的? 我记得针对亚裔的电影电视作品应该是从上期开始的。 但是其实在刘亦菲的那版花木兰的时候也有很多争议,就包括她的装造啊,她的一些情节设定啊。 那上期的时候更不用说,虽然说我觉得西木六帅到一整个不行。

但很多人会觉得说他眼睛那么小,他不能代表我们华人的长相。 我印象也是一个漫威作品,是 2018 年的黑豹。 黑豹是比上汽早? 更早。 好莱坞当时是出现了第一个非一面孔的超级英雄嘛, 当然他的形象还是比较符合大多数东亚人的审美啦。

但是之后就好莱坞出现了越来越多的非裔主角,尤其是很多翻拍之前白人经典影视作品,在国内引起了剧烈的关于政治正确的讨论。 我可以提一个 fun fact 吗? 其实针对亚裔,当时好莱坞第一个出名的华裔女演员,她是叫黄柳霜,她是 1905 年到 1961 年,就非常早之前的人。

然后他有演过很多很好看的片子嘛,像红灯照啊,海市啊,唐人街,繁华梦等等之类的。 然后等到他功成名就以后,回中国那边去宣传,当时是解放前。 当时的知识界或者说公众都认为他是一个把中国人给描述成一个

黄柳霜肯定是第一个,而且也不完全是因为他,当时好莱坞对他的塑造就是往那个方向上走嘛。

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这部刚出来的时候也是争议非常大,因为阿汤哥和布拉德皮特他们的那个老板太经典了嘛,现在他的豆瓣评分已经超过了电影版了。 我真的很不喜欢布拉德皮特。 史密斯夫夫也是。 对,史密斯夫夫也是他,然后你刚刚讲的夜仿蟹鬼也是他,真烦死了。 又有你们俩可以打起来了。 他还有很多经典作品可以值得翻拍。 而且我看的时候是大学时期,大学时我非常迷恋布拉德皮特。

超好看! 我是两天时间快速刷完的,并且我一开始看就有点后悔,又后悔看得太快了。

怒

Oh.

我觉得有,你们的脸型很像。 我昨天在群里发了 Maya 的截图,也说像质子,一页还点了个问号。 哦,谢谢。 所以说 Maya 在本期节目之后又介绍了一个新的称号,就是更像质子的一个美剧演员。 感恩,难得能够找到有一部英美剧的女主角是长得像我并且被大家都骂丑的,我也是深感荣幸。 很好看呀。 超有魅力。 Moniz 终于不止在评论区夸赞质子了。

不要揭穿我。 对,刚刚夸了女主 Maya 的魅力。 当然我也很欣赏 Donal Glarry 的才华。 我觉得他的才华其实有为颜值加分了。 然后他很喜欢玩的那些种族梗, 我觉得真的很适合那些爱看少数族裔, 讲有点冒犯性的脱口秀的人群。 就很多对话我都会想到黄阿丽之前的脱口秀, 因为她离婚之前就说过, 嫁给亚裔的好处之一, 就是可以和老公一起大讲种族笑话。

Of course, the premise is that you have to stand in a multicultural perspective to appreciate this point of view and to get to the depth of it. I like it very much. Yes, if you start to look at it with this attitude, you will be satisfied with the first five minutes. I watched one or two episodes of the show every day during the past week. Then one day I finished it all at once.

I think this drama is mainly a comedy. At first, I didn't expect it. But then I realized it was a comedy. So at first, I thought these two people are not very suitable for being spies. Later I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it was a comedy. Then I realized it

然后八集里边虽然主要是以做任务为主,但是每集都是以不同的叙事方式。

You won't feel like a single-player drama where every episode is the same logic. You start with a mission and then you overcome it together. It's not like that. Every episode has a different way to open up. I think he did a good job in this regard. This is also one of the worries I had when I first watched this drama. I was worried that Smith's Foo was just a special feature film. And then every episode is the same. Then I may not be able to see the fifth episode. I will feel aesthetic fatigue. I didn't expect him to break this point completely.

LTNS

但是我觉得神清气爽,它就是一个很好看的爆米花剧吧。

《爆米花》的新鲜度最初也是 90%多嘛,也足以说明这个问题了。 然后另外就是质子一会儿能够讲更多的,就是我们很喜欢它里边关于纽约方面的一些描绘。 第一集的时候讲他们纽约的日常,最后一集也回到了纽约,中间也有一些穿插,就感觉很亲切,好久没在电视剧里看纽约了。

Actually, I just watched the first episode with Moness again. Because we were very excited from the first episode to the eighth episode. So basically, when we look down from the window, there are a lot of places. And then we know that this is Winney. And then this is the highland park. But there are a lot of places where we just say, Oh, this should be downtown. Or where should this be? But there is no exact location. And then I just watched the first episode again. I found that it was said,

哦原来这个地方那我去过 这个地方原来在那个地方旁边 原来这家餐馆当时还在现在关掉了 就会有很多跟纽约相关的感触就会出现 我的观感就是像在看一部纽约版的繁花 开玩笑开玩笑

Yeah, it's all about remembering the childhood memories. This one is related to a lot of New York memories. So it has a lot of life details. People who live in New York will have more feelings. And I heard that during the shooting of this movie, they have a big street block to block them from filming. It's actually quite crazy.

这就能说明亚马逊和 Glover 他们的名声是有多大 可以办到这样一件很难做的事情 因为这并不是一个电影 而只是一个电视剧 也可以让市区能够帮他们一起努力 把这部剧给拍出来 对亚马逊确实为他付出了好多吧 这么一看肯定是花钱的 这次刚刚说让我想到了

Penis!

她是一个非常有才华的人,所以刚刚你讲到的笔写青春,她不仅是女主演,她还是编剧,创作者。

她其实讲的一个故事呢,就是她和另外一个也是三十几岁的两个女演员,演她们十几岁的时候的青春岁月,就是一场非常令人尴尬的青春岁月,又讲她们怎么追喜欢男生啊,然后又怎样偷穿性感丁字裤啊,然后又怎样进行自卫啊,然后怎样跟家庭有不同的关系啊,怎样去度过,因为青少年时期是最难熬的一段时期嘛,

然后他里面有挺多笑话还蛮真实的 当时我有一个白人的女性朋友 当时就跟他发消息 我说我在看 Pan 15 然后他的反应就说 对 是不是跟我们两个特别像 各种屎尿屁的笑话往天上飞 那接下来我们就聊一聊 Donald Glover 他是本剧的主创兼主演

第一是旋律很 catchy

This is America Don't catch you slippin' on Don't catch you slippin' on Look what I'm whippin' on This is America

Don't catch you slipping up. Don't catch you slipping up. Look what I'm whipping up. This is America. Don't catch you slipping up. Look how I'm living up. Police be tripping up. Yeah, this is America. Guns in my area. I got the strap.

I think he's a creator who fits the era and has a little bit of a sense of curiosity.

这个时代的阐述者。 今年我们有聊过他的《Swarm》《风群》这部剧。 对哦。 然后之前我还看过他的《废柴联盟》,其实我就看过他这两部作品。 然后他以前还有一部《30 Rock》《我为喜剧狂》,是 Tina Fey 作为主编剧的一部喜剧,也非常推荐。 所以也是因为这个原因他认识好多喜剧的同意者,包括 SNL 的或者脱口秀演员,对吧?

There's a scene in the play that's a reference to another Turkish actress' performance of I May Destroy You, which is also very popular. It's a previous year's I Am a Slave. And her shoe laces are not just singing, beauty, and movies.

He also did a lot of animation dubbing, and he is also a talk show host. And he seems to want to participate in the drama, he wants to win four awards, Oscar, Aimee, and Glamour have already won. The last person who won this award was Elton John, I remember, he won four awards. He seems to have not publicly expressed that he wanted to win, but it feels like he has already developed in this direction.

简单介绍这些,我们接下来就聊聊之前的几个老板的史密斯夫妇你们都有看过吗? 是看过朱莉皮特版。 喜欢吗? 小心你的回答。 你不要怕她的威胁,你可以大胆说出你的喜欢。 我大学时候看的打了四星。 我之所以刚才威胁悠悠呢,其实是因为有点抵制史密斯夫妇 2005 年的

电影版的原因呢,是因为当时好莱坞最性感的两个人拍了这部片子以后,传出了婚外情。 然后当时世界上是有分两个不同的阵营的,有 Team Angelina Jolie,然后有 Team Jennifer Aniston,然后作为老友记粉丝的我是坚决的 Team Angelina Jolie。

Jennifer Aniston.

男女主在一起,但不知道对方为彼此谍报的机关来工作,眼前一亮的感觉。 然后许多人不知道的是,它已经是第三个版本了,我们现在要聊的这个是第四个版本,它还有前两个版本,一个是五几年的一个稀奇苛刻的版本。

再就是 96 年的一个美剧 96 年的美剧实际是现在只有在 YouTube 上有一个画质比较渣的版本了 我看了一下也是一个特工片 也有养猫养狗的故事了 然后五几年的那个版本的时候 西西游客客已经到了好莱坞了嘛 他拍的也是片娱乐片 那个是他生涯中唯一一个纯喜剧片 地位也不是特别高 但是确实真的是纯是喜剧 当然也会有一点点惊悚的感觉 没有任何迭战特工的 所以说

现在有许多人说为什么把我们的《叠战》的电影拍成了一个爱情剧呢? 但实际上从吴继年开始,它的原版就是一个爱情的电影。 当时 96 年出现的时候,我想想如果有网络的话肯定有人骂为什么把它拍成一个《叠战》片,是一个道理的。

这是现在不是大家都知道 就是各个流媒体之间就发生 大型战争这个样子 所以每个流媒体它都拿出自己以前过去的 IP 或者自己买下来的 IP 然后进行大战 当时是 Donald Glover 和另外一个创作人员 他叫 Sloan 然后他们一起把所有 studio 提供的 IP 全都看一遍

Mr. and Mrs. Smiths

结果也的确像我们看到这一部的确是没有像 05 年的电影版那样光鲜亮丽,但是的确多了很多能够让你反复琢磨的一些事情。 那接下来我们就可以聊聊它的剧情,它到底是怎样的重新翻拍和演绎原来的老的作品呢? 我觉得其实从前五分钟的剧情就已经讲出来了。

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否则的话,按老的套路,就是做一个叠战片。 如果做得再好看,它也没有突破原来的类型,是没什么意思的。 就是你刚刚提到前面两个很帅,非常性感的主演, 刚开头的时候,男性当然就不用我们说是 Alexander Skarsgård, 演最后一季《继承之战》的瑞典商人。 女主演的话是 Aiza,Aiza 的话她是 Timothée Chalamet 的前女友。 然后我就在想,那如果是要拍...

甜茶

普遍意义上好莱坞会认为说现在最帅的男星之一 真的假的 然后女性最性感的之一是赞达亚 然后他们俩共同主演了 Dune 现在已经变成一个第四代的范本了 对对对 即便我不反对 但是这次找的应该是想找像的老板的 而不是找最性感的标准吧 当今意义上性感的标准吧

接下来我们就开始把这个剧情简单的说一说吧 它就是一个讲两个人本来是陌生的人 如何相遇 他们都报名想成为某一个神秘组织的特工 然后开始相遇成为一对夫妇 接下来就开始接任务 然后接任务的过程中因为他本来不认识 但是他们要扮演成夫妇的这种感觉 然后产生的各种的磨合 通过这些有趣的任务 结尾揭露这个组织倒是什么样的一个形态 大概这样一个故事吧

The way it is shown is that each episode is a mission. We can see that the missions are divided into the beginner, intermediate and advanced versions. They received a lot of recruitment notifications before the meeting and went to the interview. The interview was done on a machine. It's like a blind date software. The first step is to upload the finger prints you just cut into the machine. I guess they did it to analyze the DNA of all the applicants.

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但是他也有一个匹配的问题吧,好像是在吃的方面两个人是匹配的是吧? 韩国烤肉都喜欢吃,是。

然后相遇之后他们俩入住就开始进行一些任务了 第一个任务就是抢一个目标者的礼包送到另外一个家里 后来发现是个蛋糕嘛 我们重看第一集的时候他们刚刚在一起收到了 HiHi 的消息 一幅画后面的那个宝线然后取出里面的枪支等等 然后那幅画是亚当和夏娃被逐出伊甸园的一幅画

When Bonet told me a fun fact. There was a news a few years ago. There was a historian who was watching a movie called Stuart Little. And he found a painting in the background. It's actually a very famous painting. It's a painting of a famous artist. And he wanted to find this painting. He called the crew. And the crew told him that this painting was bought by the crew at an antique shop.

Ha ha.

对,我们一直在努力进行这个事业。 这就是为什么我们看剧场上都在盯着后面的装饰品在看。 听众朋友们,你们听的这期播客价值百万。 大家跟我们一起寻报吧。 这一集比较传统的就是他们在地铁里追踪人, 想办法来替换他的包裹,最终送到那个家里。 我感觉还是蛮精彩的,但是也是套路之中吧。 结尾送的时候,他们也是有惊无险,临走的时候啊,

还说原来我们做特工这么简单啊。 他们回忆起来当时房间的女主人本来还想留他们吃饭呢,幸亏没有吃。 他们是要喝东西。 哦,喝东西哦。 女主想要喝一杯,然后男主说我们赶紧走吧。 还好男主当时选择了拒绝。 女主当下其实是同意的。 是不是非常反直觉,因为男主才是聪明的那个人。 是啊,我印象中这个也是男主是笨的。 对,后面就是男主都是笨的了。 第一集里面已经显示出来男主的笨了,

For example, before she entered the hospital, she put a headset on the hostess. When the hostess entered, she realized that her plan was wrong because she couldn't talk.

而且还不能玩手机 对 他还蛮常出漏子的 这跟他们两个人的背景其实相关嘛 像女主角的话 他本来要去 CIA 工作的人 男主的背景他是美国大兵出身 所以他们是不同 level 的聪明 然后也是因为这一次的有惊无险 他们回到家里确实增进了感情 好像许多的感情戏都是因为一起共同经历了一点什么 才开始有得聊嘛

我觉得他们第一次任务就有可能他们俩就会死掉 我觉得这个也为后面埋了一个伏笔 组织就是有想要去除掉一堆堆的史密斯夫妇的 然后后面我们也知道通过更资深的史密斯夫妇 了解到送蛋糕是许多那个史密斯夫妇的一个基础的问题 所以说这就很可能比如说有一万对史密斯夫妇 其中有 500 对都已经第一次就完成任务并且死亡了 有可能是 大家不知道这两个人是哪里来的

这就引出了这部剧的第二个新意的点,就是史密斯夫妇不是两个具体的人,他又不只是有一对,而是 common name,而且我们也在后几集发现了他还有更私生的史密斯夫妇,这个组织里招募的人都叫史密斯夫妇。

Oh, there's also this. Good science. Mr. Zhang San and Mrs. Li Si.

他的第二个任务想要去一个福利的晚宴上找到里边最富有的一个人给他打一针图针剂,然后最终执行任务导致他失败了。 然后这个最富的人的演员也比较有意思,他是罪业之奔呀,反美阴谋呀,还有蝙蝠侠电影里边的角色还蛮知名的。

他的下一个任务还有去华雪山庄去黑掉富人夫妇的手机呀,以及认识了另外一个版本的史密斯夫妇被他们骗去热带雨林送货杀掉一个人。 第五个任务就是想要去农场旁边的一个别墅吧,去救一个人,把他送到一个安全屋,结果那个安全屋失守了。

I can play the role of the boss.

This drama was first introduced to Star Wars because Phoebe and Tom Hanks were in the movie Han Solo. Tom Hanks played Lando Karrasin, who had a little bit of a human-challenge, and Phoebe played a robot. They had a little bit of affection. So when we were fans of Star Wars, we thought these two characters could be re-enacted.

接下来就是在雨林里面的任务没有完成嘛,也是一个失败的任务。

其实晚宴和婚姻諮商这两集我觉得都还挺有意思的。

包括就老爹那一集。 我印象最深的是, 两个人同时插了那个土针机。 就刚刚你说这个列表的时候, 我就意识到, 因为这个剧, 它主要是讲两个人的关系嘛, 每一集他们做任务, 过程中遇到的失败, 都是跟他们关系之间的问题有关。 刚刚说第二个任务,

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The price depends on the size and location. To add on, we mentioned something during the last recording. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married at George Clooney's place in Como Lake.

买菜的那个菜市场呢? 刚开始的场景有在纽约的 Union Square 联合广场,就是 14 街附近嘛。 所以 14 街附近的话,它其实每周末都会有一次 Farmers Market,就是农贸市场,这样很多人都会去逛。 所以我猜想他们应该逛的是这个市场。 不完全确认的? 不完全确认,因为纽约有很多 Farmers Market。

And I'm not sure if he's in the United Square or if he's in the farmer's market near Tribeca. Then we can talk about them buying vegetables in the farmer's market. After they finished the task at the snow mountain villa, HiHi told him you can rest for a day. Then they bought vegetables in the farmer's market. Then they met another group of people. When they were buying drinks, they met another Smith. And this person's actor is very interesting. It's Esquire in the drug store.

她来饰演的。 当他们发现彼此是一样的人, 她就很惊讶。 然后这个男主 Glover, 他立刻就相信了对方, 说哎呀, 我没想到能遇到和我一样的人, 立刻就想要跟他取经。 他真的好单纯哦。 对方也很会 POA 嘛, 很自来熟, 来吧,我来付款吧, 然后我们见面一定要聊一聊, 晚上我们一起吃饭吧。 而且...

吃饭居然是去她家吃饭,你给我做,这个非常好笑,我也没有办法理解。 对,我非常不能理解为什么她不是出去外面餐馆吃饭,而是带回家,这样不是就可以看到家里面的这个逃跑的动线应该怎么去做,蛮笨蛋的。 而且女主竟然也同意了,我觉得也是非常不可思议,只能说这一部分应该是剧情需要所服务下去的。

Right.

The classic version of Smith & Fowler. The self-made Smith & Fowler laughed. You really thought that Smith & Fowler could quit? This revealed a story that we have always ignored. Although it's a comedy, I feel that one day the fate of the two people will happen. What he said at the time was not to quit. What they were talking about was that we had promised to split the money after making enough money. And the self-made Smith & Fowler said that you are too naive. The company is not so...

开明,这么包容。 所以他们其实有一个 hint, 就是公司对于史密斯夫妇的搭档结合这件事情非常在意, 除非其中一个人死了, 所以他们一旦结合就不能分开了。 对,他们还提过他们两个不是第一对的史密斯夫妇, 他们重新配对过, 应该是他们两个都死过搭档,对吧?

At least the male partner. So I think HiHi is a big wedding marketing company. And to ensure their performance, they can't have a divorce or separation from their husband. To improve the marriage rate in the United States. In fact, China can also have such a HiHi company to improve the marriage rate and birth rate in China.

开玩笑,你进入嗨嗨应该没办法生小孩。 那这里边我注意到一点,就是当他们形容嗨嗨是什么的时候,因为经典版史密斯夫妇他们并不管它叫嗨嗨。 叫 supervisor。 Supervisor,OK,然后因为那个 Glover 说他们又不是神,然后他们就是神,要相信他做的一切,你才能享受你当下获得的这些 bonus。 你自己都不知道你明天会干啥,但是嗨嗨是知道你明天会做什么的。

So I thought about it here. Because when these two people were recruited, especially the male lead, he said many times that he thought his organization was a counter-fiend organization under CIA. Is that really so? I don't think so. I thought a little bit. He may be an AI system. Just like the wife of Davis. The whole world is controlled by an AI. It's also possible. Of course, it's also possible to be a huge group of people or a special organization. Like the Wang 派特工 or something. It's also possible. It can open a lot of brain holes. It can also be out of the bag.

Oh.

I think HiHi is more and more a marriage or a relationship AI. Another evidence is that his tasks are actually very absurd. His tasks are actually not purposeful. For example, the first task may be to eliminate this person. The next task, for example, the task of the snow mountain, he has to record. This seems to be not one of the two couples to hire.

因为如果是的话,不能解释为什么被劫持的女高管什么的,她对于她的绑架者被杀一点意见都没有。 这应该不是自己人下的圈套。 那所以他们去录音有什么意义呢? 唯一的意义就是让这两个人去感受一下关系不好的人,

而不是说这个组织有什么

Right.

So AI first needs to have its own consciousness, then it needs to learn to feel, and then they start to want to do training. That's probably the logic. It's an AI with a crooked technology tree, so to speak. It can't be crooked, because for the sake of these two people's relationship, it can sacrifice countless innocent people.

Right.

暴雪山庄里边,我觉得也是录下来,无论是绑架方还是被绑架方,我作为第三方,我也可以从你们这边套现。 我感觉这个角度也是可以理解的,反正他们钱是可以赚的。 那那个旧老爹又能做什么呢? 交流他们什么呢? 老爹那期觉得就是对带孩子的育儿理念出现分歧,毕竟他们好像是在这一集交流和父母的关系,交流家庭问题。

男主说每天都要给妈妈打五个电话,女主她是和父亲的关系非常疏离。 真的耶。 男主也是在这集说想要生小孩的。 我刚刚去查了一下谁是嗨嗨,结果我看到有好几个不同的网站都说应该是 AI,所以我们的猜测可能是正确的。

但是我们是婚恋 AI,别的网站也会那么猜吗? 啊,他没有,我们有可能更细分了。 更歪了一点。 刚刚又有说那个,我其实有一个印象深刻的台词,是在最开始女方接受面试的时候,问你是否接受外派,是否接受抛弃之前的生活。 女方因为和原生家庭关系很不好,她觉得我可以抛弃一切,可以永远不和父母联系,总之不联系是有原因的。

男方他是一个每天可以打五次电话的人, 因为我记住了女方说他可以完全抛弃原来的生活, 我以为他们这种工作就是用一个新的身份重新生活, 不能和原来家里联系呢。 这个也很像是 AI 筛选过的结果, 就是他们一个是没有妈妈,一个是没有爸爸。

然后一个是有一点点妈抱男的感觉 然后一个又是很家庭很疏离 感觉好像是 AI 在刻意的让两个很互补的人在一起生活 真的 对 当时我看的时候就很突兀 这个男主不是特工吗 为什么还要和自己老妈联系 一连联系五次 而且执行任务的时候在山上的缆车上还要打电话 我当时都无语了

Oh.

因为 AI 本来其实并没有找到真的是适合做那种冷血间谍,万事都会做到最对,那样的话就会变成一个很传统的敌战片。 对。 但是正是因为男主他没有保密意识,整天跟老妈打电话,才可以发展出后面那些他们的谈话。

Right.

嗯。

所以说嗨嗨这么一说,就是他如果是促进两个人的婚姻匹配,那他为什么要挑拨呢? 经受住考验。 对,他还问你这个史密斯满意吗? 他送礼物还只送他一个,当然也知道那个男的确实执行任务很差,两次失败都是因为他嘛。 对,你想不想换掉你的史密斯先生? 结果他还是恋爱脑。 给我们一个冷静期。 虽然我不满,但是我还是想要他,很感性的还是希望他。

这个在和香蕉姐的婚姻諮商的时候,她也表达的很多。 我觉得那个反差也是做得很棒的。 表面上聊的是我们情感的问题, 我是 IT 工程师的公司和她在做一个项目,她快我慢。 但实际上抱怨的是他们俩杀人执行任务。 所以说香蕉姐问她,你们就不能试着离开这个公司吗? 她们说不能,你们不能休息一下吗? 不能。 都很好笑,我第一次听说 IT 公司还不能离职的。 婚姻咨询这段很好笑。

而且这里边反差的设定不就是往往我们看到政治正确的电影里边都是用黑人的女演员来做心理咨询师 对 这里边又回到了原来刻板印象中的白人女演员给两个非裔亚裔的演员来做心理咨询了 就他们生活那么优渥能够共情到他们的痛苦吗 我也是感觉这个问题 对我们在那个女性聚集盘点那期播客就有提到你刚刚说的这一点

The Black Lady Therapist.

She wants to create some very subversive public general knowledge roles. For example, the white female consultant that you just mentioned, which is played by this banana sister. She's kind of like the traditional black female consultant we've seen. In fact, the way she asks questions, the kind of gentle tone that is gentle and gentle, and the extremely high emotional stability.

而且会时不时的精准剖析你一下 并且可以消化男女主他们全部的问题 全部的情绪问题 我觉得非常满足我们对于咨询师这类角色的想象 但是其实这集蛮妙的就是 她到最后男女主离开的时候 就给了咨询师一个单人的镜头 她就有一个从优雅端着的状态 立刻卸下包袱的动作 从沙发的犄角嘎啦里摸出来一根烟来抽 然后她儿子问妈妈你在哪儿 过来帮我 然后她就骗他说 等一下我还要再工作一会儿

So she told me, "I'll show you my professional side of me. We're all ordinary people. We all get tired.

I think this is also the design of Tana De. And then about the marriage business, the movie version, Julie Peter's version, Smith and Foof, actually has this scene. At the beginning of the movie, the consultant asked them, how many points did you give to the marriage? They said eight points at the same time. And then the script consultant also asked them similar questions. They also answered at the same time. But the host said she was very satisfied. The host answered that she felt a lot of pressure. The movie version of the consultant asked Julie Peter, how satisfied are you with sex life?

皮特想也不想就打了十分, 之后问他们性生活的频率, 他们就支支吾吾的, 基本上就是 every day。 我当时看到那里就, 嗯? 他们结婚了五六年, 几乎每天都有性生活。 这一看就是假结婚吧。

结过婚的人,有过性生活的人都知道,这就是不可能。 那回到最早的电影版的,西西柯柯版的,本身两个人新婚,然后男的比女生大很多,女性她第一次结婚,她里面描述就是和对方制造很多规定,你要几点下班,几点回家,最终男的有点受不了了,说如果有一天可以重新选择,因为女方问她的嘛,回答一个真心话,有个设定,你还会和我结婚吗? 男的说,那我可能会选择不结婚了。

然后女朋友就很失落,但是我也不会选择别人,我只是想要自由。 后来突然出现一个律师告诉他们俩,你们曾经的婚姻因为我们那个小镇是不合法的,所以说你们的婚姻是假的,没有法律效率的。 这就导致那个男的很开心,但结果女的更开心,立刻就走了。

然后男的就想方设法去求婚,追回她的注意,女方就想方设法的去和别的男生去 date,最终也是一个闹剧,也是一个互相吃醋,但是结果又是一个圆满的一个故事。 这里边剧情吃醋,我感觉和剧版的史密斯夫妇的吃醋都很有相似性了。 他们在菜市场里面买菜的时候,看到对方和别人聊天,假装不经意,看不到,但实际上都在偷偷看嘛。

So the funniest thing is that I don't know which one you guys think of. I think the funniest thing is the one-handed thing. I think so too. I think I really admire that actor or that character. When he was in the food market and he talked to his ex-girlfriend for a few days, he pretended to say, oh, I think you're a good person. You don't mind this kind of thing. John was very surprised. How am I a good person? He said, don't you mind that he only has one hand? Yeah.

I also went back and looked at it carefully.

应该没有人不会到吧。 然后仔细看他到底有没有用过左手。 真的。 他左手很聪明的,就没有完全出镜。 对,出现一点点左手,但是非常恍惚。 他这种骗人出现过两次,左手那个我信了。 然后他晚上回去自己回家去翻对方的 Facebook,还是 Instagram,发现人家是双手健全的,真的好笑,然后才回去找人质问。 这类似的笑话,Monyce,你和智子你们俩会互相讲吗?

Okay.

但是质子比较狡猾。 因为我常常 low-key bullshitting 一些事情给 Morales 听。 毕竟 Maya 长得像她嘛。 就是做事风格也很像。 常常睁睁眼说瞎话,然后还蛮好笑的,就生活需要一点这样那样的乐趣。 顺便说一下还有就是女主的另一个地方,出轨事件那一集,她非常一本正经地说, 对哦,我在外面跟另外两个男的因为做任务的时候睡过。

I believed it too. And so did the host. Later, he revealed that he was lying. He was not afraid of lying at all. It was very pleasing. But he did test the host. I don't think the test result was good. Because he really cared a lot. He's a good person. He's just out of his mind. The host said we don't have sex. It's not out of his mind. It's purely a mission. But he actually put a romantic relationship into it. Because he thought the girl who was aiming for the mission put true feelings into him.

但其实人家根本就是想杀他 而且他自己也是真情流露啦 就什么话都对他讲 会跟他讲女主种种的一些性格上的缺陷呀 我觉得这些就是不能对外讲的呀 对 这个也是正好可以剧透 就是好久没做我最不喜欢的一点 就是最后两集他突然出现了 男主自己已经完全精神出轨了 但是他强调的是他觉得没有问题 我没有肉体出轨呀 然后他就质疑女主在两年前肉体出轨过 然后女主就立刻就对不起跟他道歉

非常的崩溃,这同样的剧情。 所以说你就会知道好久没做和史密斯夫妇的对比, 就在这一点上思想西化的还是不要看韩剧了吧。 我觉得真的是受不了。 其他的好笑的情节我们可以在这里一起讲讲了。

Thank you for listening.

《House of the Cat and the Mouse》

她就是从来没有露过面,只出镜过她魁梧的下半身。 然后每次汤姆惹祸的时候就会出现她标志性的愤怒吼声。 她这个形象最早是来源于非常刻板的黑人女仆的形象。 然后剧里男女主他们一起看猫和老鼠这一段的时候,女主就聊到了老板的...

两脚鞋太太 她是一个黑人女仆形象嘛 非常 racist 之后剧组是换成了白人配音 男主就撺掇她 你帮我学一下老板配音 想听一下什么样子 然后这个声音 我自己是模仿不出来的 大家可以想象一下 大概就是之前非常火的那个 对黑人大妈房子着火的那个鬼畜视频 就说坏字在 rap 的那个 没事这个衣柜会模仿的 她昨天晚上已经模仿过了 The building is on fire

You know, it was racist. But what kind of racist? She was just like, oh, Jasper, you get out. And when I say out, I mean all you do. Yeah.

Oh, the fear on your face. So real.

这个梗就只能发生在一个亚裔或者非裔他们的交流对话当中。

Like what Huang Ah Li said, she and her husband would say this kind of jokes. Many cartoons of "Cat and Mouse" and "Huana" now add a disclaimer at the beginning. Because they actually had a dispute when they were releasing it a few years ago. They said, should we delete the single episode that involves the racism?

But there are so many in the world that it's impossible to delete them. And then it's similar to the first episode where they went to the store to have afternoon tea. The Asian host ordered coffee, the African male host ordered green tea. As a result, the waiter came up and gave the tea to the host and the coffee to the male host. Oh, this is what I saw. Because the whole world will think that the East drink tea to get into the DNA. People who only drink coke really don't know how to order.

我不知道这种段子会不会是更像纽约的理想生活的版本 我感觉有的地方你在聊天的时候 就是对我来说是尽量能够不说这些笑话为主 也不讲类似的带有冒犯性的段子 但是如果双方绝对安全的话

所以紐約基本上把所有的種族笑話給轉化成地域笑話。

然后就会嘲笑隔岸的新哲西人啊 或者说嘲笑在隔壁的布鲁克林 其实布鲁克林还好 但是他们会比较嘲笑就是说 住在下面的斯丹顿岛的人 或者说如果你住在沃生腾海子的话 他会说哦

你是住在上州的吧,但是住在上州其实已经要开好几个小时,但是因为你已经住了一百五十几街,一百六十几街,就已经把你给划出纽约人的这个界限以外了。 一百五十什么?是台阶吗? 不是是街道,一百五十街道。 原来这个意思。

因为纽约它是一个格子嘛,然后从下到上的话就有可能是一阶二阶三阶四阶,当然下面不是那些名字,下面有些比如说你想像就是那个 Wall Street 就是那个金融中心就有可能在最下面,然后 Battery Park 在最下面。

然后再往上走的话,十几街就是他们刚开始农贸市场的那个地方。 然后再往上走的话,到了 42 街就是一些时代广场啊。 然后再往上走的话,59 街那边就有那个川普大厦啊。 然后 59 街往上到 120 街有一个很大的地方就是中央公园,然后中间地方。 然后再往上走,有可能就是 125 街以上的话,美国的黑人哈林区。 然后再往上走就是...

华盛顿高地之类之类,这是他整一个地理知识。 我好想看刚刚这段话的视频版呀。 我刚手一直在往上伸,就你有可能看到我手下有点酸。 你看你看你看,OK。

I think they have another joke, the fart scene. They are in the car, and the host suddenly wants to go out. The host says, are you going to fart? It's okay, you can just fart here. Is it in the car? Isn't it in the quilt? No, it's the first time they are at home. They seem to be sleeping in the same bed for the first time. The host farted, but because it was embarrassing, he pretended to say that he heard movement outside. Then both of them...

You guys are so detailed.

There's a little dragon here saying, "I forgot about the scene where they farted for the first time." So when the host said, "If you want to fart, do it. Don't be embarrassed." Because I heard you farting that night. The host said, "I didn't fart at all." The host said, "I heard you fart." The host said, "I really didn't fart that night." Because I didn't remember the scene he just said. And he didn't emphasize that it happened at night. It led me to think that the voice the host heard was actually when they were making love.

女主音道的排氣聲,也就是俗稱的音吹。 因為聽起來,聽起來就是和放屁是一樣的。

经常做爱的朋友应该都知道,这种事情真的经常发生。 这段话就闭嘴,不要接。 你要讲什么别的可以。 我讲别的,有一个穿帮镜头,就是有一天早上女主在翻男主的东西,然后出去买早餐嘛。 她去买早餐的时候特别讲了她的点单,她点的是一个 plain bagel,就是那个 bagel 上面没有东西的。

没有加什么的,然后回到房间开始吃的时候就变成了一个 everything bagel,他还特意说出来给你吃 everything bagel,所以就是这两个场景肯定分开拍的,然后他们没有很注意拿那个他点的餐。 对,应该是 AB 组导演,everything bagel 就是我们看那个顺西全宇宙里面就一直有提到那个 everything bagel。

哦,是上面撒好多东西那一种吧? 对,它撒盐啊,撒芝麻啊,等等。 贝果其实是一个,这也是蒙丹斯同学之后教育我,我才知道的,就是贝果它本身是一个犹太的食品,然后因为纽约有很多的犹太裔嘛,所以纽约的贝果特别有名。 哦,怪不得了不起的麦瑟尔夫人经常吃这个东西。 对。

学习到了 好的 我觉得现在我们可以在他们婚姻情感生活的地方收尾 就以树林里那次吵架那个故事来讲吧 就是他们在树林里执行任务 但是没有找到目标 他们还开了一枪希望目标来找到自己 应该也是打草惊鹤 人家早就跑了吧

Jesus. Okay.

太生气了。 再次我要发个声,如果我们听众里面有间谍或者是有特工的话,双方都可能突然就死掉的话,你还是不要把自己的伴侣当作紧急联络人吧,因为执行任务的话也不好联系,开玩笑的。

其实我们昨天要聊到一件事情就是关于为什么会对女主角有这样的讲法 你是一个没有情绪的人 你是在模仿一个女朋友应该在做的事情 其实还蛮多女性有被说到这句话的 哈哈 因为我就听到过一模一样的话

对,对对对对,我觉得很多女生都有听到那个悠悠你告诉我那个人的事情,我帮你去踢她屁股。 But anyway, 被说这样子的话是因为社会对于女朋友或对于妻子是有一个框架存在。 她会认为说,你作为我的伴侣,你应该就是很顾家,会烧饭啊,然后很温柔啊,然后会非常认真体贴我,关心到我生活的每一个小细节,理解我跟妈妈之间的炙热感情。

诶,听你们这样说我才反应过来,因为我之前...

这句话的理解是,一般男性才是那种不会关心别人,像机器人一样模仿如何关心的那种人,可能会被女生这样来说,这个台词实际上也是一个对刻板印象的逆反,我还以为是这样理解的,但是……

如果既然事实就是一个女性反而被更多这么说的话,那就另外一个意思了。 我觉得他的意思是,因为他默认女性都是会天然的关怀自己的男朋友,就会天然的更加有同理心一些。 所以出现女主这样一个,看起来是非常不近人情,跟任何人都有点疏离的,就更加独立的这么一个人格出现,男主会觉得很奇怪。

哇,我有第三个解读耶。 我当时的解读是,这部戏里面,因为已知的是,女主在前面告诉过他,他是被说是 anti-social,还是 sociopath 嘛。 然后这个时候男主在答这件事来说,是有点在吵架的时候,故意戳对方痛处的感觉。 然后这是在吵架的时候,非常糟糕的一件事情。 就是你明知道女主对自己是反社会人格,这件事情是在意的,她还偏偏用这件事情来说他。 就,

I'm also curious how you guys understand anti-social personality. But anti-social personality is indeed... Because there is a very famous example, there is a neuroscientist who specializes in anti-social personality.

Then he found some tests through scanning the brain to test the performance of people's anti-social personality brain. Then he tested himself and found that he was a typical anti-social personality. Then he reflected on himself and found that he really did. He said this sentence, which is back to the drama, the male lead said this sentence, it really described the

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那反社会和反人类是相同的吗? 是完全不同的 那和反贼呢? 我不认为反社会等同于反人类 因为反人类很有可能是对于人类自身的爱 所以导致他对人类族群的失望 从而反人类也是一种可能性之一 所以你不能把反社会跟反人类等同起来

哈哈哈哈

Oh, no. The first one who said I love you was the male lead. It was when they were in the jungle. Before they went in to cut, the male lead said it first.

哦,对,但是说离不开你是不是在之前,女主就说过。 我印象中就好像男主没有那么喜欢,然后他妈还给了一个解释,说他只有得到足够的安全感才能去爱别人。 我感觉这个就有点,那别人又有什么义务给你安全感呢?

更像一个男的的自恋吧,我觉得。 就是 Glover 这个主创,他也展示了自己。 这我也想到了有一点 The Bear 那部剧嘛, 那个男主也是得到了那么多的安全感, 或者是别人那么喜欢他, 他也不会能够接受这个事实, 好像有点同构性。 就是我个人认为啊,作为男的来讲啊,

马毛的床。

它在想干什么你就是... 应该是更早的时候它就脱光了上半身去人家房间,对吧? 对,然后后面它去执行任务,去接触任务目标的时候,它还喷了古龙水。

她完全知道要用什么招数来勾引女性。 诶,这里面是他们还吵过架是吧? 是。 就是古龙水这个事。 是,女主说我明确提出我很讨厌你喷古龙水,结果你还喷着古龙水去见她。 哦,她更生气的点是,那个女的说了不喜欢她喷之后,她就不喷了。 哦,这件事情真的非常过分。 对,我跟你说好几个月念,然后她说我是为了执行任务。 借口。 啊,太坏了。

执行任务执行两个月,这个就完全拖垮了这个任务啊,他完全没有把这个间谍当做生死攸关的事情。

So is the other company also AI? I'm not sure, but I think so. I think he is a male creator. He has ideas, but he doesn't like to talk. This is worth learning from male creators. He likes to play with anti-fans and structure. He uses various methods to disassemble some serious racial issues, including gender issues. Then he hides his views in some mixed-up research.

这个是他的一贯作风。 想到另外一个情节就是, 男主去执行任务, 和一堆非裔的同胞一起打牌, 然后他就说自己娶了一个亚裔, 其他的黑人就说, 我最喜欢亚裔了, 因为他们都很保守, 知道自己该摆在什么位置。 男主说, 但是他和其他的亚裔不太一样。 他们说, 那他可能是菲律宾人吧。 男主就说, 他自己说他是日本人, 但他从来没有跟我提过他的家人, 所以谁知道呢, 他也有可能是韩国人吧。

Yes.

Keep breathing.

Wow.

我们这边也很多人不是啊。

美国的 Millennial 的那一代就相当于我们这一代。 那你说现在的 Gen Z,他们不生的概率也是蛮大的。

她们不是进行调查吗? 关于生不生孩子也有很多要考虑的因素, 包括现在排名第一的是环境因素。 因为地球变得越来越糟糕, 所以很多人都觉得说, 如果我生下小孩在这样一个糟糕的空气环境, 地球生态环境的话,我会不愿意。 就是她的初衷也会有一点不一样, 但是你也要考虑美国现在的经济也没有特别好,

Many people have lost their jobs. The price of houses has been rising in recent years. I don't know when it will really go down. So all kinds of factors are added together. Isn't there a new ranking now? India is the first place to be born. Then the second is China. Then the United States seems to be in the fifth or sixth place last year.

嗯。

但是你说他引入新移民的话,移民基本上从第二代基本上到第三代开始, 他的生育率就是已经和本地的年轻人没有任何差异了。 所以出生率的问题在现在各个国家都是有的。 回到小老的问题,我觉得土真记的设定他就是说真话吧, 就是男主明确表达自己的愿望就是生很多个小孩,很想要很多小孩。

它们关于生小孩的话题有讨论过好多次。 而且如果是截图下来,因为我的生小孩目的还是我的妈妈还是我的外婆希望我能传宗接代,截到网上一定会被骂的。 但是好像又和我们东亚的不太一样。 但是土人记它更大的一个作用是让彼此说真话说不是我杀的你而是被挑拨的,然后他们俩才平视前嫌嘛,之前的一切都是一个误会。

Yeah.

I think it's the same medicine.

Right.

你装得好像你明明都知道是美术馆。 我不知道什么美术馆。 是纽约的惠特尼美术馆, 然后他在 2022 年到 2023 年 3 月的时间的时候, 有展出美国非常知名的画家, 就是 Edward Hooper, 就是画那个 Nighthawks, 就是当时 Barry 他们有在群里面讲的那幅画。 然后这幅画的话, 他的...

作者 Edward Hooper 他是美國非常有名的畫家嘛,插畫家。 然後他跟他的妻子其實相當於是藝術界裡面的史密斯夫夫。 之所以這麼講呢是因為他的妻子 Josephine 本身也是一個非常出色的畫家。 甚至在他們倆結婚之前他是更厲害的那個畫家。 但是他們結婚之後他們有非常強烈的相愛相殺的過程嘛。

In the drama, the two leading actresses, when they were facing Edward Hooper, the woman in the scene was actually Josephine, the model who was drawn. Because their relationship is very contradictory, but full of love and distance.

So when you look at Edward's paintings, all the women in them are his wives as models and it's his wife's request. So his paintings are full of distance. And his paintings are actually liked by many Hollywood film directors. Because of his whole structure, his color, his light, brightness, characters, composition, etc. are all very suitable for a movie script. It's a composition of a movie scene.

哦,质子可以发我几个图,我们放到 show notes 里边。 已经发了。 这是一个故意设置的互文啊,好厉害。 对。 又学到了。 那我还有一个问题,如果他是 AI 的话,如果他真的是婚恋的话,那有一个问题我觉得没有办法解决的就是,所有的史密斯夫妇是不是最终都难逃一死?

I... You...

哈哈哈哈

哦,你说这些三提梗又 callback 了吗? 对,你们说到这个我突然想到, 开场五分钟被杀死的 Jane, 那个狙击手应该就是后来的经典皮肤的 Jane, 因为他们这一对经典皮肤的史密斯夫妇, 就是负责回收各种不被需要的史密斯夫妇嘛, 虽然她穿的很严实,穿着黑色的斗帽, 但有可能就是她。 我倒回去看我没有发现什么蛛丝马迹,但怀疑了。 这个就很像魔法少女小元。

魔法少女被选中去杀魔女,然后最终发现自己也会变成新的魔女,然后被新的魔法少女杀死。 然后给他们派发任务的那个人就很像嗨嗨。 对,嗨嗨的语气啊,很可爱很萌的样子就很像魔法少女小园里面那个秋比。 对。 来成为魔法少女吧,没想到你成为的是魔女。

嗯。

因为我们也都知道飞笔,伦敦生活那个飞笔,飞编,他曾经在这个剧组六个月嘛,当时刚刚忘记说了,然后后来因为网友的话说是因为两个人脑洞太大无法兼容,所以说他只能离开,并且是友好的离开,他表示自己会一直关注这部剧,会很喜欢的。 我就想象如果有第二季的话,那三声枪响当然可以解读成,

反派赢了,也可以解读他躲过枪之类的,任何解读都可以了。 但是如果真的有第二季的话,我很希望飞鞭能够单独做一个他的思路的史密斯夫妇。 风格会很不一样,反正史密斯夫妇是无限的。 我觉得亚马逊起码从商业的角度不会放弃这部剧,他已经投入这么多了,而且他好评也不少的。 他把浩瀚苍穹都放弃了,他还有什么不能放弃的? 浩瀚苍穹人家是接了之后给了三季,已经人之一尽了。 嘘。

Then we should be done with this series of dramas. We can talk about a topic that is now in the discussion and the key environment. It seems that the difference between China and the United States is still quite big. Of course, the whole world is divided. We all know that. Now the point of criticism by netizens is that political correctness kills people. Now, as long as there is a drama, even if you don't know how to watch it, it has already given you a clear view. It's starting to stir up.

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Taylor Swift. Hater just gonna hate, hate, hate.

Oh.

哦,那对我来说还是有一点特别天真的想法,就是我们做美剧的播客还是希望大家能看更多的美剧,然后想法能够更多元一点,就是政治正确是一个被污名化的词嘛,但是政治正确实际本身就是正确,只是因为有许多人就天然就是把不正确的价值观当作自己的道德标准,所以说就会讨厌别人怎么...

I think it's better to have a real discrimination and have the law to protect you. Isn't that better? I always have this kind of naive thought. I think it's better to watch these dramas than to watch them.

今天你不喜欢这个,然后我就要拉黑你,明天你不喜欢那个,我们两个就是敌人。 我觉得那些还没有看剧,只看到选角就发起阴心阴动的那些人,还蛮可笑蛮矛盾的。

They are shouting at me to be confident in culture, to be vigilant against white culture, to resist Western culture's invasion. And then they keep saying this is a shame, that is a shame. It seems to be very against the blind love of cultural perspective. But at the same time, seeing a few ethnic minorities being the main characters, they also show off a high-level white high-endism.

哈哈

It's funny. It sounds like their ghibba has a taste of glory. Yes. So this film is recommended for all men who think their ghibba is big enough to watch. In the end, it's extreme nationalism plus extreme fiends. And most of the East Asian men are not well-behaved. But I think some dramas and some podcasts can show the same level of understanding and represent some people. It's already very meaningful. I don't think we need to pursue too much. It feels a little sad.

花得超级好

还有 The Bear 的,还有一个经典款龙的,还有重启人生的。 其中重启人生的那个其实是特地为 Killing TV 的女生群,女人可以改变世界化的,希望大家喜欢。

大家再见,春节快乐吧,我们今天是 2 月 7 号,阴历 28,29 了 大年 28,祝大家大吉大利 现在他的豆瓣评分是 7.6,不知道这期播客上线之后能不能超过老板的 7.8 了 上线之后能到 7.8 就好了 嘿嘿

祝纽约的两位新年快乐。 看一场没有必要的春晚吧。 龙年行大运。 拜拜。 停止录制。 I never know why I should just stop it.

Mommy's always trying, smelling like his pee I never had the chance to choose my own name I never loved me right, because I'm right All day long, I felt like In a clear glass window, out I smashed out my station wagon, turned the mirror And told myself, glad I still don't look like dead bees Mommy's like a distorted mirror

Like a guy who lost his stomach in the war. Chicken and beer. I went to a rock show to see him here. Paint on their faces. Just like my mom. Crazy. Or is it just you? Am I going nuts or is it just you? Or is it just a war? I'd rather have you dead than crazy. And I talk to them it's like. Eating TV dinner when you're angry. I guess their lives is like.

They gave me a watch, you're not afraid My mommy and daddy broke up I'm going crazy, was it just you, dad? Am I going nuts, was it just you, mommy? Am I gone, was it just them crazy? All day long Smashing my head in this window But instead, I went out And smashed up a church at Rwanda

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