- You're awesome guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast featuring Mini Minter and Randolph. This is the biggest Sidemen fan page in the world. - Is it? - Probably not actually. - You know what it is? It's the biggest Anis and Gibb intro clip ever. - By the way, obviously we're gonna talk about Kingpin later. I was gonna say we should bring him on. - I don't know if he hates me. - No, no, no. We need to have him on. You guys can have a face to face. We'll get some security in the building so it's gonna kick off.
- Did you watch this video that went out just before the- - Yeah, I saw the intro. - Yeah, so where it's me going like, "You know what? Nah, fuck you, Gib." But have you seen the full clip? - Yes, yeah. - It's after, as soon as I say that, I go- - I've seen the full TikTok clip. - Yeah, I go, "Nah, I'm kidding." - Yeah, I know, I know. - You just can't have it out.
But I think, listen, it's Gibb, man. Even though he says stuff, I saw a video on Fred's page as well, like a title saying about KSI. But honestly, even though everyone's saying it is all love, he might feel a bit like peeved that people aren't supporting him as much. But most of the stuff we all say is just banter anyway. So to the core. That's why, come on the podcast, Gibb. I'll sit in the middle. We'll hold you guys back and you can go off.
But yeah, anyway, today's quite a banger actually. We're gonna talk about Blue Water. - Yeah. - You guys shutting that down. We're gonna talk about Simon Sunday Farming and we're also gonna talk about Kingpin. - Yeah. - And all three things I haven't seen a thing on. - So you didn't watch the Sidemen video? - I saw 20 seconds. - That's a lot. - Yep.
at the start and I was dying. I clipped it and sent it to a friend because I was dying, right? - So you really enjoyed that 20 seconds. - Oh, oh. - But then didn't watch it anymore. - I was saying to John this morning, I can tell from what I did, 'cause I also skipped through a little bit as well. That video is a sick video, man. Even though I haven't watched it, I just know that's a sick video. You should just tell, man. It was filmed really nicely by the way. I don't think you guys did anything different. - We're trying, thank you.
Thank you. Look really high quality. It looked good. We were talking about yesterday how it wasn't filmed well. Really? Yeah. Oh, well, sorry. I'm talking about like the visual. Were you actually? A little bit. One part of it. You're probably talking about what was covered there, right? The axe hitting. Yeah. It's all side on where it's like.
Well, let's talk about it. I'm talking about camera as in like quality, not angles. But I will say this killed me because JJ goes at the start to the farmer man. Can we shit and piss everywhere? The guy says, yes. You all collectively go. Oh, don't tell him that. 60 milliseconds, 600 milliseconds later, Josh goes, oh, don't tell him that. So I was laughing saying that Josh is on 600 ping. If you guys watching the video, watching the podcast right now, go watch the video. You'll notice what I'm saying. He literally says the same thing.
After everyone says it. But that's why it's funny. I also noticed you were styling out your dungaree. It was just to look a bit different to everyone else's. Because we realised we were all wearing the same thing. You were all wearing the same thing. And the only person that was wearing white was Harry. And my God, he looks... Me, Harry and JJ. Oh, I didn't see JJ. Us three were all wearing the same. You're the only other white man. Okay. Because that, I think, this is not... Well, I'm saying in that outfit, a white man looks better. In that outfit, I think. Okay. Okay.
Okay, no, no cuz Harry looks so Harry looks better than JJ. So yes, but I've obviously JJ's ripped as well I'm saying Harry looks strong man. He's four arms. You could pick me up Throw me around a little bit. You may kiss goodnight and I'd let him do that. All right JJ does - I'm not trying Anyway, just keep digging. Yeah anyway
bring it in all right well this video has been a video we've been wanting to do for a long time but we've always said like is it good enough because ultimately like we just go to a farm and about yeah but that's but you're all in it yeah the banter's great but i saw 20 seconds so we filmed this and the whole day so josh's josh has organized this video i heard you guys talk on side plus about this being the josh special yeah yeah but not for the normal reason i know special needs
- Sorry, sorry to offend anyone. I feel like you can't say anything anymore, it's funny. - Well, yeah, Josh took this video and basically said, "Oh, I looked at it as a normal Josh video "and then did the opposite." What does that mean? Like, you're still taking the video. This is still a Josh video. - Yeah, yeah. - But if I said to you, okay, what would you do at a farm? - Shear a sheep, clean up pig shit. - Hang on, we couldn't shear a sheep.
- You should, his head. - We didn't clean any pig shit. - Oh. - There weren't pigs. - No, not to my knowledge. - Yeah, so there weren't pigs. - Cut some wheat up. - Right, most people would have gone with milk cow. - Oh yeah, that's what I thought. - Couldn't do that. - Why? - I get it, 'cause it is like, you have to train to do it. - Do you? - Well, I don't know about the milking a cow, shearing a sheep. - I thought you just suck the tit a little bit. But you don't have to start off like that, like suck it and then start off. - I don't think they do. I think it's just a-
Well, last time I went to a farm, my experience was very different. I was sucking that tip. All right. That cow tip. So yeah, we got there and we thought, you know, this isn't exactly what we planned. No. There's a lot of things missing. And then it gets to halfway through the day and we stop for lunch because it's raining. And we're all sat in this like, the thing we get transported in.
yeah that thing in the background on the left yeah i saw that we're all in there except josh and josh is talking to the crew and stuff we're all sat there just going i josh has had a stink yeah you know you probably felt like me harry and cal did doing free uh looks video you know yeah you're in an outfit you're in like a middle of nowhere you're like what the fuck are we doing yeah it does provide good banter oh 100 and i think because we were all in the mood of like
this is this is a stinker it made it funny yeah it does do that but if we had gone with it being like no this needs to be really good guys yeah what the hell well i was talking to john about this as well before you guys got here today and it was like you guys are gonna get like minimum four million views on a video unless it's like a really stinky video or compilation yeah um so it's like you've got you also you've also still got like some capabilities to mess around try new ideas and also i think like the whole mr beast like
matter of YouTube, it still is good. You still need to make sure your videos are entertaining and got like, you know, good watchability. But also you guys have got more room to mess around than other people do. Yeah. Name there, right? So I think keep doing these style videos and see what works. Well, that's what we've been trying to do with the one I've been pushing for ages. I really want to do the three peak challenge. I was going to say mountain. I knew you were going there. Yeah. I've wanted to do that because I think it's just
- Try it. - Yeah. - It might flop. The worst case is just like four and a half million views. - I'll just do one peak challenge. - Nah, but the whole challenge is the- - But no, but title wise, you could just be, I climbed. You wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that. I did the three peak challenge. 'Cause YouTube, like Americans wouldn't know that was. - Yeah, but you do like climbing three mountains in 24 hours. - I climb. Yeah, that's a good one. Dang it. At least I got a YouTuber, man. Just watch that. Or I climbed the biggest mountain in the world.
What, and go to Everest? No, just lie. Yeah, just lie. That's what I do with my videos. It doesn't work very well.
But yeah, it is definitely a better video when we're just all together. Yeah, I think so as well. Again, from the 20 seconds I saw, this one's a banger. Well, a lot of the ideas that we did weren't the original ideas. We were just there like, okay, we need to think of something. Yeah, so one of the things we did was, you know that TikTok game where you like spin a bottle, whoever it lands on picks up the egg and throws it at everyone as they run away. Is that on Toverlinked? Did you not see that on Toverlinked?
I don't know. In the chat today? I don't know. Nah. Like, probably? Well, I can explain it because it's on TikTok. They spin the bottle and it lands on one guy and he goes to pick the bottle up but he's got a little T-Rex arm. Oh, I did. That was not today. It was. And this is the yellow card. It was the last thing in the chat. What? Um, yeah, there you go. Toby, Instagram.
That's a yellow card. Yeah, well give it to him then. I'd give it to Toby any day of the week. That's 100% a yellow card. Someone definitely linked that. What, recently? Like three, four days ago. I don't even really need to mention it in the chat to be fair. But yeah. It's nice you guys doing it there. Yeah, like that was literally last minute. We were just like, yeah, we need to think of some random stuff to make this. You can tell JJ loves salmon shoots, by the way. He's just so happy in them. It's like his day off. For him, this is a day off. Yeah.
But we were actually, so all the others, everyone was trying to sack it off. At this point, everyone went, all right, you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna go pick up some poo and then we're gonna go to Simon's house and film a crossbar challenge to finish the video. - No, is it close? - It would have happened if... - No, is it close to your house?
- I'm not gonna say. - Say no then. - No. - No guys, miles away. - But yeah, it was, they genuinely just wanted to sack it off and go to mine. But if the pitch has been worked on, so I was like, I'm not doing it. - I heard through the grapevine it's ready now. - No. - All right. - Who told you that? - You. - No. I mean the pitch is, I filmed on it. It's there. - Okay, nevermind. - The fence is in. - Okay.
To film a full football video. It's not done yet. Okay, okay. Yeah. But the other thing you mentioned is possible. We could do five sides. Yeah, sorry. I'm not sure what I'm allowed to say. You're talking in code, bro. I don't know if I'm going to ruin your life, you know? No. But no, I think it's a great... Look at that. Look at the arms, man. I know, look at Harry, man. I mean, that must be some sort of fisheye lens, right? Oh.
That's a GoPro. Ah, yeah, so yeah, a bit of fisheye. But I saw him on another angle as well. Still. I mean, you saw him at my wedding. Yeah, I did. I did. I did see him. Very handsome man. I wish I saw him more at your wedding, to be honest. You know what I mean? It's kind of natural in that element. Yeah? You do. You don't take into it. But do you keep getting changed? You keep swapping outfits as well? No, I just put that shirt on. Great. It's the only difference. But yeah, what I was saying earlier, John, was the fact that when we chopped the wood, the JJ one, no, no, where you were about to click,
- What do you mean the sexy JJ dancing? - JJ did a really like, we took it in terms, you get one chop, that's it. - It's hard, isn't it? - It's really hard. But JJ did this whole build up, like doing, you know, like a whole sexy dance. I don't think the edit was great. I think it could have been better. - Yeah, I agree. - But it wasn't filmed from in front.
And it doesn't It was filmed from there But we didn't use it But we needed one From our angle Because you don't understand How impressive this was I think it's one of those It was yeah It was very impressive Look at this I think it's one of those Things though where That is You know what And by the way It split Like perfectly Perfectly
It's one of those things, though, where we were worried that if we stick a cameraman right in the middle of you guys, does it detract from that shot? You know what I mean? That's the concern, isn't it? You could have gone back and zoomed in. By the way, I do dislike when you can see cameraman in videos. I don't know why. I get that. But the issue with this video was there was like six cameramen. Yeah. When we did the last shot, there was more cameramen and people behind the camera than sidemen.
It's like golf, isn't it? Because you're not supposed to use your arms, right? You're supposed to use your body somehow. So Harry was really good. I imagine he would be. He did it first time, but he also broke the axe. Okay. This is how strong the man is. This is how strong this man is. But then, it's not shown in this video, and John will attest to this, Josh went up, and we used the little axe after this because we ran out of axes. Yeah.
Josh might be the worst person with an axe. - Really? - Yeah. But he refused to stop. So Ethan did it and just didn't do anything. - He went arms there. - No, but look how small the axe is. - Yeah, true actually. - If Josh had done a manual labor job in his life, he would be dead. - 100%, look, bro. It's a huge, look how small the axe is. - I do think it's coming over the way. - Watch. - Oh, it's Josh. - He did that on purpose. All he's gotta do is hit that. Hit the wood. - Come on, Josh. Slap.
- And then he just, and then we're all saying like, bro, stop, move away, move away. And then, so we all said like, you get one swing, that's it. So then I had a swing, it was okay. I think Vic then went, or Toby went, then Vic went. - I mean, that was the puzzle now, it's too small. - Well, no, it worked. Like we were slowly breaking it down. So Vic went. - In one go. - Kind of just hit it. And then Ethan went, kind of scuffed it badly. And then Josh went, and this is where we were all like, okay, you've had your go.
and then he just keeps going and we're all like bro i did it come on come on now to fit josh did oh nice yeah that was clean but no but after that we found another axe oh sick full axe yeah and again josh tried right yes he's he's scary it's leo he just he just i don't know i don't know what's going through his head yeah
- My cousin does this a lot and I struggled the first time, but it is quite- - Oh no, fully. It's fully like- - Would you crack it as a way? - Yeah. But it was more the fact that like- - I wanna see Harry go again. Does he go again? - There you go. - Yeah, look at the body, man. Oh, his core. Slam me, fucking Harry, please. - Right, that was a bit- - I thought someone was gonna laugh at that. It sounds desperate now. - It was desperate.
You know if you're in like a Simon trip and he creeps into your room you wouldn't be like cow Come here you get in here. What's happening? I'm just joking. This is just and into you want to tell us something No, no, I mean Harry's great man. Well, we know you have a you have a crush on Harry and Josh Josh off my list This is what I call the ick Josh give him the ick
But yeah, this video, it was a lot of fun. It's just, I think it's because we all accepted after the first 25 minutes that it's a bit of a stinker. But then again, like when you got, remember like when you're thinking, oh, this video sucks, man. Like people watching it are probably enjoying that because they can see that you guys are having fun, like losing the will to live. Yeah. And that does actually work. For videos that are your length, it works really well. True. Like if that was like a 15 minute video, it'd probably be awful. Yeah. Because it's like so long and you get to see every like, you know,
you know angle and stuff also this guy on the left chris yeah was so jokes yeah he seemed really nice in the first 20 seconds yeah he could it could have been he he also made the video like what it is yeah because he was actually like joining in and stuff could he be the new raffy phil phil uh no i think is you guys should bring phil back man he's a sick guy
This guy's just a farmer who's good on camera. I know, I know. Would you ever collab with Clarkson's farm? Would we ever collab with Clarkson's farm? Are you mic'd up? Yeah. Okay. Are you? You're very low. Okay. I mean, yes, obviously. It's just, I think it's, I haven't actually seen Clarkson's farm. Me neither. From what I've seen, it looks really good. From the 20 seconds I have seen. From the trailers. Everyone raves about it, but didn't you get cancelled all the time?
Probably yeah, but you know don't we all I mean we would we actually tried to we actually tried to do it on Clarkson's farm said no Yeah, why should I don't know if it ever came back too big for his wellies? I would say boots, but they use ways on farms Have a guess six and yeah, any other guys 2.9 mil. What's the views of three mil now? Actually, that's quite high. That's a four It is
- Four. - See, we can all tell who's a YouTuber here. - It was six, like when it first went out and then it straight away went up to five and then it's been at four since like this morning. - It's a 10% chance. It's not one, it's not two, it's not three. - It is four. - It's not seven, eight, nine or 10. - No, four, six. - Where it was. - It was, yeah. - Yeah, this camera, that looks good. What are you doing? What's the camera? Are you doing anything different? New lens?
We're on a long lens. Yeah. We're also outside. Yeah, outside. With lots of greenery. The blur in the background is what I'm saying. Shrubbery. The bokeh. The bokeh. I'm glad I went bald for a four out of ten though. Yeah. So another thing happened in it. We sheared John's head. So we actually spoke about it in like a previous podcast. Yeah. It's because, as I said, the video was hooning a bit. Yeah. And we got to the sheep part and obviously we can't shear the sheep.
- Yeah, we would hansh her him. - Well, we couldn't, but we were like, oh. - It's because Ethan said to John first, he goes, "John, how much to pee on the electric fence?" Right? - Would that hurt you? - Or even just to touch it. - Yeah, or just touch it. - No, I would, that's worth more than a head thing. - You said like 10 grand. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, I mean, Jack Rubin just got a five grand. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's first establish this part. - You said 10 grand.
- Yeah, I was talking to Toby, 500 I said to Toby. Just to not piss on it, to touch it. - So what, is it 10K or is it 500? That's a massive difference. - I'm pretty certain it was like 10 grand or something. - I would probably piss on it for 10 grand though if it was offered. - Okay, but then it kind of like died out. - Does piss hurt more than touching it? - I don't know. - It depends. - Would it? - Depends how. - Yeah, it gets electrified inside your dick. - Would that carry through the piss up to your dick? - I think so. - I just think it wouldn't.
But anyway, we then offered him the chance to shear his head. And you got paid. To be paid £1,000. Wow, he heard that. That's some sass right there. Who offered it to him first? I think I'm not going to lie. I tried to generate the conversation after losing out on the money for maybe touching the electric fence. Yeah, okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. Because when I spoke to you first, you were like, hold on, urine is a good conductor of electricity. So if you're to pee on an electric fence, you would likely get shocked. Wow, I didn't think it would like...
Okay, let's try that one day. No, but I know for a fact that he said to me, he's like, oh, I probably should have got more. Probably should have got more out of it. And I think it's true because when we obviously spoke about Jack in the mystery box video, he got paid five grand just to tell JJ where a good box is in the general area. Whoa.
Do you know Jay? Yeah. Cameraman. He has long dreads. I said to him as a joke, I was like, how much would it cost you? How much would you have to be paid to do it? And he was like, oh, like a hundred. Yeah. And JJ considered it. JJ was like, he went against it eventually, but he considered it because it's like, he has got great hair. The most expensive Sidemen video ever. Yeah.
- John's hair is, by the way, this is really funny 'cause it shows you how much your hair's worth compared to James. - Mate, it would take him years to get that. - I know, I'm not saying 100K is a fair valuation of his hair, but I'm saying you- - It's not. - No, it's not. - It's not. - But I get it from his perspective. It's like my beard, I wouldn't take anything to get, well actually it's nearly gone now. - So if I offered you 100 grand,
to clean shave? - Yeah, I do that actually. - There you go. - You know when it used to be bigger? I'd say no at that point. 'Cause I know it'd grow back for like, it'd take like two weeks to grow back to this level. And also I just not do any videos. I'd cancel the podcast for two weeks. I'll pre-go ahead. - How much to clean shave and shave your head?
Well, I think I'm going to say, because people say, and you can clear me wrong here, convince me wrong, whatever the thing is. People say my hairline is pretty good for the fact that, to say I fucking wax it back. I don't wax it back, but you know. But I don't believe it is. You have a great hairline, yeah. But they're talking you've got to shave all of this off. I won't say I'm at the age now where if I shaved it all off, I don't think it would come back.
- Okay. - So I'm like head, you know. Although sorry, you actually are 30 now as well. - Yeah, I'm old, I'm fucking old, yeah. - Can we see a hairline? - Can you come in the video? - Can we see a head of hair? - Through the hat, it looks pretty good. You have to take the hat off. - So this is what, like a week and a half? - Yeah, it does recede there and there. - But we all said he looks better with that. I think you look better right now than that. - I mean, clearly he doesn't. - No, no, no, I was thinking of a story. Can I tell you a story? - Okay. - I walked into the side porch the other day.
- Last time I did a podcast, by the way, you definitely could've got more. - Yeah. - If you said this, this is how it goes, right? Ethan goes, I'll give you a grand to shave your head off. You do this, you go, you get your eyes, you move to JJ and say, ooh. - You know what, though? I don't like scamming JJ off this money. - No, no, no. - He's not being scammed. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Bro, we did a side cast the other day and he was late.
so he got yellow yeah and straight away ethan goes um he goes oh i mean you could just pay your way out of it yeah okay that i agree with but then the difference is he offers it though to people he offers dumb amounts of people to do stuff he does he offered sx 10 grand to wish trousers so he that's his own fault yes of course he didn't manage to take
- He paid a magician in the Simon video 10 grand to learn the trick. And then he's forgotten the trick. - So I agree, extorting the man, not good. When he offers money out, his own fault. - Well, okay, but that one. - Let them do it, it benefits so many other people. Please do not take this away from us. - Yeah, but like that one. So he was like, "Oh yeah, go on then, like I'll pay you." And he's like, "How much?" So Ethan goes, "Ah, there's three of us, me, Toby and Ethan." And Ethan goes, "Ah, 10 grand." - That's too much, yeah. - But then he goes,
each and even goes yeah yes and he goes all right calm no yeah yeah i agree with you so he's he's paid ethan and toby he did it yeah yeah so he didn't get the yellow that's outrageous i'm like i'm in two minds like if i put my bank account he was a chat he'll send me 10 grand i can get 10 grand for a message yeah i know that
- I don't like that. - I can't. - 50 quid's fine. - Me and Nick can have it if you want. We can take it. - I can't. - I'm saying based on the fact that Jack got five grand for telling JJ in the area of the box, I reckon John could have got two grand out of the head street. - The thing is though- - At least bargain. - The thing I clocked about this though, right? Even though Jack didn't tell him a box, I think when JJ went there was-
Who was, I think he was fourth lot. Like I think me, Harry, Vic. - Yeah, he was, yeah. - And then JJ. Yeah? - I'm pretty sure he was fourth to go, yeah. - So he'll be right in the middle or somewhere. Because if that is the case, then by telling him, no, Josh hasn't gone either. - Oh. - Three boxes left. - What? - Is it? - No, that's... - Off camera, I reckon. - Yeah, Josh hasn't been yet. - Nice fold on your socks there. - Thanks. - Might do that one, too.
- By saying this way, he was guaranteed either the box he got or Vic's box, which was just 10 grand in gold. - So good odds then, good odds. - As in if you went left, that's the only place bad side. I mean, there was only one bad box. - Yeah, and it was his. - No, I'm joking. - But I am shit at negotiating. And also, if Simon's around, you also bring me down. - I try not to get my friends scammed. - Your other friend's losing.
If I was there, I'd say, I'd go low, by the way. If I was in the video, I'd be like, no, 500. But I'm saying on your basis, what you do is you look at JJ and you go, mm,
- Maybe. - No, it's 'cause JJ was gonna go higher. And I was like, bro, don't, it's not. You're shaving his head. - I reckon you could get 500 from each member. 'Cause then once three or four do it, everyone else would have to be like- - Actually, I reckon that's a good idea. If it's in this time of year, you all have to come in. - Or just do it at the Simon & Company. - No, but it is coming out at the Simon & Company. - Oh, okay, okay. - 100K! - I feel like I could negotiate on how unhygienic it was. 'Cause they made me, the medic made me
Cover my head in antibacterial hand gel afterwards like loads of times because it was just on a sheet that hadn't cleaned The worst part is that not now next time is that John's gonna butter up? Everyone's gonna go bit beggy mate. That's what we've already do. Oh, yeah Well, it's cuz you originally like you drank hot dog water. Yeah, you see 400 pounds He's like a little ferret like he'll take anything as well. If you leave like a Xbox on the floor. He's oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Brady took two inflatable kayaks
- I love that. - I know, I gave it away. - Yeah, but you had to. You had to give it away. You couldn't take it on the Eurostop. - I give it to my cousins. - No, 'cause I gave him shit for it, right? And he's like, "Oh." He was like trying to, do I take it or do I be like, do I look good and not take it? And then he ends up taking it and he can't take it.
- I gave it to a kid in the train station. - 'Cause you had to. - And also you gave him a charger. - You couldn't take it on the- - Kids gotta go buy a hundred pound charger. - I gave him a 200 pound scooter. - Anyway, anyway, regarding your hair, I walked into the side cast. Last time I did "What's Good?" I went to the side cast for four and I walked in there looking for John. You guys were doing one of the shows. Couldn't find him. And I almost went to Frames and was like, "Where's John?"
But then I walked in, I looked left and I saw this guy, like this like electrician or mechanic guy or something, just doing some work in there. I was like, okay, cool, whatever. Looking for John, couldn't find him. Walked back, that was John. John was the electrician, but he was facing- - Was he just not wearing a hat or something? - Not wearing a hat, facing away from me. I thought it was this bald guy.
And then he turned around with shades on and bald-headed, I was like, "Oh, it's just Jon, man." And I knew immediately, I was like, "Okay." No, actually, I actually didn't know you had it for a video. I was like, "What made you do this?" He's like, "I got paid to do it." I was like, "Okay, bless, got you." - I've done it, it wasn't that deep 'cause I've done it once before. - Did it hurt? - It hurt, yeah, it did hurt. - Really? I can imagine, it is like, the thing is. - Wait, so did she get hurt? - Wow. - Or they got thicker fur, thicker skin?
- Thicker skin. - If not, I'm gonna start a project. - Get Peter involved. - This is in your head. - We should stop shearing sheep. - There were little scratches on the back of my head where he went back into them. - He also couldn't get like, he couldn't go around the ear that much. - It's not number one. - So like you had like a tiny bit of hair here, a tiny bit of hair. - Can you skin fade one of those shearers? - Yeah, possibly. - Can you skin, good YouTube video. - What? - I gave a skin fade to a sheep. - Someone call Zach Alsop. - That was probably a bit cruel. - Yeah. - Or it could be the...
- The cream of the crop. - Yeah. - Could be the hottest sheep. - And rams are like, oh God. Hold on, how does sheep, can you get, right. Are sheep all women? Okay. What's a ram? - That's my, I don't know that. My instincts are no. - Is a ram a sheep or is it a goat? - Couldn't tell you. - It's a sheep, right? 'Cause where do they keep the men? How do they make more sheep? - Yeah, male sheep are called rams. - Oh my God. - They feel more ease. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Type in, are all, wait, hold on, you did do that.
- What? - So do you only shear the women sheep? - No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying in a field, you got like fuck off like 30, 40 sheep. Are they all female? - No. - Usually, yeah. - Okay. Are they? - Usually. And then you introduce one ram in. - Oh, sick man. - Oh, okay. - Do they own the ram or do you just order that in? - A mix. - I'd love to own the ram.
And I get a call, like, hey, man, I got some sheep that need to impregnate. And I'm like, okay, come through. I just bring the ram, let him fuck around, then take him back. See, the ram. I'm like, my ram's a fucker. The ram is the one that needs a skin fade. Yeah, he needs a skin fade. He needs to walk into that farm like, yeah, I'm a boss. She's like, who's he? Like this, you get two rams, and you bring them.
Oh, look at that. Oh, wow. They're walking like they want to fuck, man. Yo. Wow. This is Toby walking into a club. Yeah, that is. That's Toby walking off the jet to Columbia. Like, yo, what's good, man? I have arrived. Wow. They are walking with swagger, though, aren't they? They are. They're ruining it. They're rushing. I decided a while ago I wasn't going to make Toby jokes like this. And then they did a video that was like, Sidemen rate the Sidemen. Or like, fans rate the Sidemen or something like that. And Toby goes off on me. Yeah. And so I was like, you know what?
I'm going off at Toby. Yeah. When he makes those jokes, when he does it publicly as well, by himself, I like that. Because then I feel like, that's why, that's the whole Calox thing, you know? Yeah. For those who don't know, he had cancer as a kid. I mean, he did. It's not funny. I don't know why you laughed, John. Because it was so random the way you presented it.
- But no, good video, man. - Thanks. - Speaking of good videos, I saw some social videos of you guys shutting down Blue Water. - Yes, that was insane. - A lot of fans turned up. - Bro, insane. - Did they know that? - We never said we were gonna be there, by the way. - Oh, wow. - We said on the box video, the mystery box video, we said that we're opening the store. - Okay. - And then we also said, you know, like we did a video. - So someone might go. - Saying like, no, just like, oh.
we're opening the store on Saturday or whatever. And we all turned up and yeah, we didn't expect it like this. Is it pop-up or is it full-time? Full-time. Sick, forever? Yeah. That's cold. Well, as long as we make money. Yeah, I mean, as in like, it's not like just six months. No, no, no. That's cold. And it's wham. Yeah, but this is what I like. And did Matt help, did Matt brain it all? Because I can tell, because I hate shops that are too full, you know?
I like how it's not too full. Like that. Yeah, keep the items in the back and have space to walk around. I love that, man. I love going to shops when it's minimal. But also, yeah, shout out to you guys. By the way, back in the day, we'd be like, oh, imagine getting your clothes in JD. That's sick, that's sick, that's sick. You've got a whole shop now. That's very cool. And also, I was on streams and stuff, or I was doing something, and everyone kept messaging, like, are you going to the Blue Water opening on Saturday? And I was like, not really, no. I didn't think that was like a... You know what I mean? But clearly, it's a fucking big event.
It was actually nuts. I don't know if it's a Streisand effect, but I was talking to people in the queue and they were like, no, no, no, I've seen stuff that says they're going to be here. Loads of people in the queue were like, no, they're going to be here. They're going to be here. Yeah, I think it might have been some wording of some people. I think Vic may have said something like, oh, we hope to see you there. Or something like that, which is... He meant it more of just like a generic, like, oh, hopefully you guys go to the store. But yeah, it was rammed. Because we wanted to meet people, but...
- You physically can't. - Yeah. - I met people who had slept in their car overnight in the blue water car park. - Yeah, and then it arrives at 4:30, it said as well, to then get to the front of the queue. - Like an iPhone launch. - Nuts. - I felt so bad walking, like, literally can't do anything. - Yeah, I get you, yeah. It's like a good thing, the bad thing. It's like very busy, but it's good that they're showing up. Hopefully they could buy stuff. - We sold out of some stuff, but Matt had to go back to the factory, the warehouse. - Pick up some more.
Good, I'm glad. I like Simon Clothin and I like Matt. There's a couple of TikToks where it's, I think right next to us is, or opposite us is HMV. Oh yeah. And they have like a, they posted a TikTok yesterday that's just like when the Sidemen open a store opposite you and it's just like, they film outside, it's just like thousands of people looking that way. Nothing. There's no one in there. But I bet you actually had probably more people that day. Yeah. Probably some people went in to buy a CD. Is that what HMV did? And there is other people like Lego posted one. Yeah.
They posted a TikTok. Lego's a good brand. They've made the Sidemen logo out of Lego. That's sick. It's just at the front of the store. I like Lego. I don't buy it, but I like it. It's expensive. When I say I don't buy it, I'm saying I don't collect it. People collect Pokemon cards.
but it's expensive as hell yeah i know yeah i bought toby some the other day what did you buy him man yeah old trafford and it was like four or five hundred quid whoa yeah damn when you know make as many jokes as you want toby's getting that also you've gotten a really good gift did i yeah yeah put in the chat oh that's a certain date yeah you could say if you want kind of does it the date the video's not out yet yeah but you can start the date someone got toby a uh thought park
for the entire day? After hours? - Yes, well he did it a few years ago. - I remember, I went to it. - And he hired out Thorpe Park and had, you know, like, I think he had KFC there and then he had a marquee with a bar and then he had like a few hundred people there. - Very sick. - So it's 'cause he did the video for me where he took me to the World Cup. - Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. - So I was like, what can I get him? There's nothing. - And that was probably Spitspenny.
- Was it branded? - I think it was branded. But he still got me the experience. So I was like, what the hell do I get him for a video? So I got him that. - And that's a big gift by the way. That's a very multiple thousands of pounds. - Yeah. - I'll tell you after. Well, I'll ask you after. But I'm also excited and also the date's really awkward.
Okay. We can't talk about that. No, no, but I'm definitely going to go. Okay. By the way, can I say this as well? Did you go on the rides that day? Yeah. You know, you go on one ride after another with no queue. You stop. I've never... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You actually feel it. Nauseous. Yeah, I never feel sick on rides. I never get scared. But I was like, bro, my head, I actually feel like my brain's dislodged. Maybe that's why I'm so stupid now. Because I think the queues actually help, don't they? Yeah, 100%. Because you actually get a little bit of buffer between. It also gives you like the...
- The build up. - Anticipation, yeah. - True, actually. It gets more after a while. - Literally, if you go around the mall without a queue, you'll be done in like an hour. - Yeah, yeah. Well, speaking of Sidemen doing sick as well, you're also doing sick. You've filmed many main channel videos recently. - I have. - You've got your cooking. - Well, not many. - Well, you've got a game show. - I've got a game show.
- I've already said my videos I've got. I've posted the month in the life, the Toby present video. - Also, it's not even live, we can cut all this out. - I know. - I just say, oh, just cut it out, yeah. - Yeah, I did the month in the life of. You know how many people though were like a month and it was 13 minutes where you did like four things. - Yeah, but I'm also not gonna show you
my whole month where I sit in my room. - Yeah, yeah. - It's a bit of a boring video if I do. - Exactly. By the way, you know this start, did you fake that or did he actually just catch you? - No, he was actually just filming. I went to the toilet. - Toilet, I saw that. I was like, you know, at first I was like, this is really like, it's actually kind of cringe that you fake this. But now I was like, actually, I think he just pulled the camera out. - Yeah, it wasn't the first thing we filmed though. - Was it not? - No, we filmed one or two more things before in the airport saying like, oh, what are you, like, it was less natural. - Yes. - And then I went to the toilet and he just filmed me walking out. - People were saying that our golf was very wholesome.
- It was. - Can I say as well, I've got, and actually I don't know about you, maybe you have, I've got way better since then. - I haven't. - Okay. - I've played with you once. - Yes. - The other day. - Have you been in your driving range yet? - No. But yeah, when we played the other day, he was so much better. Although, when I pull a camera out, you're bad again. - So we said we're gonna film that part three.
- I filmed one hot, the last hole. I filmed the last hole and you scuffed it to the right and so did I. - Did I? - We both did. - Ah, fuck. - Yeah. And we both went like, it's as soon as the camera's out. 'Cause I was thinking anyway, but you were doing really well. - Yeah, but then the one where Freezy was like, we should all film this hole 'cause it's a really beautiful hole. You filmed Freezy and then I didn't tell you how to film mine. And I landed it, that's the one where I landed it near the hole.
But I actually enjoyed watching this video, by the way. It helped me because I was not moving my body. Look, your legs should come up like this. You should move through your body so that your leg goes... And I wasn't doing it in this video, but I didn't realise I wasn't doing it. You know, the funniest thing is the fact that I posted this like four days after Freezy put in a story. Oh, yeah. So, Freezy filmed... We were playing... The thing we were playing the other day when it was us two, Freezy and Randall... And Ethan. And...
He films a pro from behind and tags me and literally like everyone replied to him. He got pro golfers saying like, he's really good. He did. Bro, yeah, a very, very famous pro golfer replied saying, wow, he's amazing. Like he's insane for a beginner.
And I'm thinking like, this is just setting me up. So as soon as I post any form of golf thing, they're going to go, what the fuck was that swing? To be fair, I saw a story on TikTok and some people in the comments were like, that swing's way too good for, no offense, but it's way too good. And I was like, it's actually impressive that someone could tell just by the swing. Yeah, Harry Hugo messaged me and was just like, oh, so you were playing golf again? He was like, so you were playing golf again? I was like, oh, did you see Freezy's story? He was like, yeah, but I know that's not you. And I was like, what do you mean? He was like,
Well, it was really good. But like pro level. Yeah. And I was like, I could be really good. He's like, you could, but not like that. Yeah. And I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. I played it today and got less than 100. I got 98 in my score. Nice. Yeah. I need to play again. I need to go with driving range. I'm down also to play whenever, by the way. I'm really like. So you live in Narnia. Yeah. That is the story.
When I'm here, I'll definitely play. I'm actually addicted. It's weird though because I'm looking at it and I don't understand enough to know why that was so good. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I know.
Obviously if you play a lot, you know, but yeah, even even I would say like not enough to know how to pro Yeah, I'm not saying that mine looks like I'm just saying like I don't know why how someone can watch that and go he's amazing Yeah, yeah, I get you you can say he's very he's above average, but yeah, like yeah same same but no good video Yeah, I got month in life got buying Toby presents. I got then I've read it video. I've got a game show Yeah, I mean it is eaten. You could say I
Mini Munchen. Mini Muncher. Let's not do that. Oh. It sounds like, yeah, it sounds sexual. It sounds very sexual. They didn't mean it to be. No, I like, I'm really like, I'm back. I'm back on the main channel. I enjoy it so much more. Yeah, I love doing that, by the way. Cleaning it. Yeah, to those of you who are on audio. I did. Simon's blowing out a, the back of a, no, sorry, he's a,
Cleaning a PC with a blower. I did until I literally did that first thing and just the dust. Yeah, you've got to look at it. That setup now, by the way, amazing. Is the mic there as well? Not yet. No. But the actual setup is amazing. The room's now amazing. Then I'll come play golf and I'll stay there. You're welcome to. I was watching, I watched the Scotch Open. Yeah. And I was thinking, how sick is it right, by the way? They get to play. Well, I know they're professional, so they probably don't think of it this way. But...
Four days in a row. How sick would it be? We should go on a golf trip. We should go on a golf trip. Honestly, we almost had one for FPL, by the way. Mad. So we were just talking about the holiday. And then we basically looked in this like Turkey golf resort. And then Chip was like, I'm not going on a golf holiday. And everyone in the chat was like, because everyone plays golf pretty much. Everyone's like, nah, nah, nah. We're not going to play golf. We're going to go out just on a golf course.
But I knew that everyone was saying that like 6am we'll all be out playing and chip snoozing But I think he's getting lessons now Yeah I think everyone's like fully dimmed to it Mad Yeah Hopefully more main channel videos I want to get to If I can One a week Yeah That'd be amazing Yeah that'd be dope We've got two dates booked in We do Are you going to do month in a life every month? No
This was just like, I filmed the Dubai trip. Me and John went. And we were kind of like, there wasn't enough to film for a whole video. So I decided, oh, I'll just do that and put it with like three other things. Why don't you just film now and then though? Film certain days, even if you're not going to make it into a vlog. So in case you have something happen again, you can fill that in. Yeah, but it's more just like,
So in the last like week or two, I haven't really done anything I'd want to film. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So don't make it a commitment. But like if you have something that's worth filming. Yeah, no, I actually will do that. And then you might end up putting it in something. Yeah, I will do that. And like if I do stuff that is my own stuff, I will. But all I've done in the last, I went bowling. Nice. But I didn't really want to film that. No. Did axe throwing? Well, yeah, film that. No, it was for like Talia's cousin's birthday.
So I'm like, I don't really want to just pull out a camera and stuff. I agree. I agree. That's a bit geeky. I will say, by the way, talking about you going on doing some YouTube videos, I worked out on the podcast that we're currently getting about 250 subscribers a day. Okay. Right. But it would take us 200 days to reach a mil. Okay. So we would not hit this year. Okay. But if we got 500 a day, we would hit it by the end of this year. Okay. So if you're watching this, all it takes is just 500 of you. So if you're watching right now and you're not subscribed, just click subscribe.
- Why not? - Where we at now? - 936,000. I wanna get this new set done, man. So, fucking subscribe, man. - Do you wanna do it before one mil or do- - No, no, we have to wait. We have to wait for- - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, it's so close yet so far. - Yeah, I know, I know. - Like, it's so close. - Just like, 'cause we don't, like, I mean, obviously podcasts will build and do well, but like, it's not like, it doesn't go viral. Podcasts don't go viral, you know? That's usually where you use it from. - Can we get JJ on?
uh after the recent bullying from myself and i know of course we can but um we should get we'll get him on the next time he's something doing something like when he's got his next fight or something like that yeah we'll get him on or a single or something yeah oh eight months it says that's not bad though but it's just not within this year yeah i don't want to hit it in like february next year man that's so annoying like november we'll do some pushes we'll do some pushes yeah november will be awesome man wow
The big event this weekend was Kingpin. Kingpin. Yeah. And I'm going to assume you didn't watch it. I did watch it. You did? No. I didn't watch the fight, but I watched the highlights. Okay. I can tell you what happened in every fight. Try me. Okay. Try me. No, try me. Well, I don't really care about the...
The other fights. Skip past all of them. Yeah. But I saw the result just in case. Bobby was huge. Very tall person. Well, I mean, there was like, I think there was two guys fights. Because other ones quit, right? Or some of them did, yeah. Austin fell out. Yeah. I basically just cared about the winner's side. Yeah. So the Elbrook, Emily Brook, Gibb,
- So those who wouldn't have previous rounds saying, those who didn't know, Kingpin's a tournament format. - Yeah. So we had Elbrook first. - I think his format, by the way, is always gonna fail. 'Cause like, if you lose, you're not gonna stay in. - Some of them do. The girls did. All the girls fought again.
Sorry girls. Well, the thing is if they do the other side of this now, if the losers do fight now, it's Emily versus Elbrook. But didn't they come out and say they're not going to fight? I don't think they would. I think they would fight if it was a final where it's like one of us is the winner. Yeah, true. But now they're going, all right, who's... How can you win? Who's the worst loser? Yeah, how can you win when you're fighting your sibling and you're both losers? Yeah. You're not losers in life, just in the...
Yeah, but as you can tell, kingpin seemed broke as hell because they did get actually, it was going to be called off and then DAZN came and swooped and saved the day. Well, actually, there was one loser fight that is worth talking about. Yep. Miss Daniela, Danielca. Oh, what, because she got boobs out? She won and she starts jumping around and then screams and then just goes. Yeah, you know what I'm confused about? Oh, on Twitter, everyone's like, oh, it's disgusting, man. It's gross. I'm like, what country are you lot from, man? Yeah.
- Oh, no! Oh, it's disgusting, man. That's disgusting. I mean, I get the point about there being kids in the arena. I get that. Obviously, I get that. But also at the same time, like, come on, man. - So the thing about this- - I bet if I was misfits, everyone's like, "Oh, I fucking love this." - Well, the thing about this was everyone was like, "Oh, Kingpin are gonna be pissed."
I'm certain that there's an angle behind where you see the Kingpin people go in and they're ready to film it. Apparently she asked beforehand. Yes, they knew, 100%. There's an angle behind where you see someone on the story going to record it. And Kingpin's...
Kingpin's Insta account or TikTok posted it. - Nice, nice. - So I'm like, well, if you're pissed, you're not posting it. - Well, it's an event, isn't it? It's a talking point. Go on a happy punch, the happy punch Twitter and read the replies. So funny, man. - Yeah, I know. - Yeah, she was there in the KSI one, right? - I don't know if it was, was it JJ's one? - She's in one of the 20 V1s. - Yeah, click the channel, click the account. - Isn't that just leading back to this page?
No, go down. Oh, is this the account? Sorry, hold on. I don't know. Keep going until you see her one. Obviously, they tweet a lot about it. There you go. Read the comments. So funny. Who cares? Uncensored version. Keep going, keep going. I'm sure we'll get there. Should be arrested. Shut up.
I get the point that kids are watching but I love it how people are like oh that's disgusting man it's gross yeah people watch people beat the shit out of each other yeah yeah yeah true it's not good for any kids kids shouldn't be watching people getting beat the shit out of each other I watched the Elbrick one couldn't believe that yeah so Elbrick versus Julie Pocker she got knocked down in 10 seconds straight away was getting dominated and then she actually managed to last 5 rounds fair play I just couldn't believe it she just went yeah fuck it
- But it didn't get counted as a knockdown. - Right. - Because I think, I don't know if I'm right here. I think it's because she carried on punching afterwards. So they didn't- - Yeah, okay, I get that. - So look, she goes down there and then she punches again. - So no knockdown. But I mean, in terms of like, she was- - She should have stopped. - The upper hand was on Julie. - Yeah. But yeah, Julie Pocker is just too, she's just-
Two hench. Yeah, and the crowd going crazy again for the Brazilians. And then you had Emily versus Barbie. Barbie's massive. Yeah, so Barbie's six foot. So Barbie versus Julie Parker. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. That's going to be nuts. I'm excited for that fight. Because Julie Parker's way better at boxing, it seems anyway. But Barbie's six foot. Yeah, she's just like... She's 5'5".
Wow. It's going to be weird. How tall is Elbrook then? 5'2". Did Bobby and Elbrook fight? Emily Brook. No, no, no. In the previous round. No, because they won. This is the winners. Oh, was it? Yeah. Oh. Sorry. But yeah, just the size difference is just... I will be honest. I skipped all the men fight that weren't given. Yeah. These are just replacements, right? Yeah. I watched them, but I didn't really care. I didn't watch it live. I was just kind of watching them like...
Yeah, it's just the size. Look at it. Boxing's a cruel sport, man. Well, yeah, then we had Gibb versus Jarvis. Good fight. It was a very good fight. Gibb looked very good. He did. He did look very good. Don't get caught up in a clip here, Simon. Gibb looked very good. Yeah, yeah. Hear that, Gibb?
I think Jarvis started off well. Jarvis is actually a very good fighter. Like, I mean, Gibb has been in this way longer, been training probably way more, still won dominantly, but yeah, Jarvis fought well. In the first two rounds, it was like, okay, Gibb looks better, but...
I don't know if he's going to like, not he's not going to win, but I don't know who's going to win. And then he just kept getting better. Yeah. And actually Jarvis fight more though. That's for sure. I felt like Jarvis didn't punch his body once. Maybe not. But yeah, Gib looked good. I think Gib's going to get overshadowed in this because of Kenny's performance. Yes. As in if Kenny's fight was just kind of like average. Clip that bit.
You know what I mean though? It is. Because Gibb was really good. Yes. But Kenny showboated way more and got everyone talking. And he's a clinic. And it was also, I mean, yeah. It was against the fan favourite. Yeah. In terms of a fan favourite. You know what was mad though was... Bye, John.
Bye. - John's quit the podcast guys, he got fired. - The braveness of Kenny to come out in Brazilian colors to a Brazilian song. - Beta Squad as well. - And Beta Squad wearing Argentina kits, holding a World Cup, turning around and like getting them all to chant. But yeah, Kenny straight away just ridiculous. - While funny, do you know what the Beta Squad did?
They're going to be hated by all Brazilians now. I don't think they are. Because Winderson and Kenny didn't like... I think they were okay. I'm saying if you're a random Brazilian and you don't care about boxing, you see that. Yeah. I would not step foot in the Favellas. I mean, they probably shouldn't anyway. Well, you know, now they can't. No, I'm just joking. They're cool guys, man. These are welcome guys.
george george he's like the don of the whole thing yeah he's he's the he's the editor behind uh nico's videos but also his partner in crime so they do ideas together very sick guy yeah he's more talented than john he's the off-camera mastermind yeah yeah yeah he's like he's like the chip fat of their world he's more involved i was gonna say that i was gonna say he's chip fat is amazing i'm not trying to downplay chip fat but chip fat is behind the scenes yes whereas george is
on the floor as well. - Yeah, he's a camera work as well. He's like Con and Chip Fat combined, but better than both of them combined. - Wow. - No, I'm sorry. - Wow. - Just joking, I'm just joking. - Yeah, no, Kenny, unreal. And the showboating, have you watched all of it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen him swing his arm around. Yeah, I watched it, yeah. - Yeah, and he starts like- - What I like about when people showboat is that when they actually
do damage as well. I was really worried because Kenny started showboating in the first round. He must be that confident. Yeah, but I was just like, this is... Yeah. Like, if you lose this now... For sure, yeah. And this is what people are now saying that he obviously is... This has done well for him in terms of his, like, stature in the sport. Oh, 100%. Because, like...
Yeah, the way he commanded the ring and the way he is good. And then people are saying now, I saw a Shockey tweet saying Topper. The best boxer in the UK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll have to see about that. I've got a friend called KSIM. Do you reckon he will showboat like that against Gibb in the first round? No. No, I think he... He shouldn't. I don't think he should either. I think he went in against Winderson and jabbed like three times and realized every single one of these hit.
and thought okay well this is easy he must have had like an unreal camp as well he just must have been like yeah in the zone you know every single one of these jabs is like he hit so many yeah he like he doesn't even need to yeah he was just it was so easy for kenny kenny didn't look like he was sweating no i mean i can see him sweating no that's that's not sweat what's that light he's glistening yeah glistening he's glazing i'm glazing on him i'm doing backflips on it
But no, that is definitely sweat. I mean, he's sweat, obviously, a little bit. But like... No, I know what you mean, sorry. As in when you end the fight, you're meant to be like, look at him, bro, look at, like... No, I know, yeah. Look. He's cleaning. Bro, he's not even, like, trying. Oh, man. Look at it. He's winding up. Yeah. He's doing the old Charlie Chaplin on him. When... What I'm confused about is, right, I think I've bought this recently. Every one of these is hitting. Look at that. Misfits hasn't been on for ages, it feels like.
Yeah, it's every month, isn't it? It's meant to be every month. And I swear, 007 was last month. Which feels like so long ago. Yeah, that bit where Wade stands up and he's just like, oh my God, what am I witnessing? And Daley on the left is just creasing. Yeah. Honestly, it's, yeah. It is the best performance. I don't know if you can, it's always hard to judge, you know, I saw Sharky's tweet where he said like, the best UK influencer boxer is Kenny. Yeah. It's hard to judge purely because...
it's all dependent on opponent. - You got to fight. You got to fight. You can't, yeah, it does depend. Like, yeah, like for example, like again, I'm not really, Kenny looked really good in the fight. We don't know if Winiston is better than Jarvis, than before. - Yeah. - Did they fight? No. - No. - It's the winners. - Yeah. - I clearly don't get how- - That's what I mean. So it's like, Gibb, like Kenny looked better against his opponent
but Gibb had a harder opponent. So it's like, and Gibb isn't like a showboater, if you know what I mean. Like Kenny is, Kenny was a lot taller than Winderson with a much longer reach. Yeah. And also Gibb looked awful against Jake Paul. Yeah. That also wasn't indicative of him at the time even. He was better than that at the time. He just had a bad start and a bad fight on the night. But yeah. Yeah. Back soon. Would it be different if they fought again?
- I think so. - Yeah, I think so. - It would definitely be different. I don't know what Ashley's been doing in terms of like how much further he is like along in terms of training, but yeah. I mean, we're gonna see Gibb versus Kenny, which I'm gassed for now. - I'm gassed for that as well. - That fight is gonna be amazing. - Who you putting money on for that fight, Simon? - I don't know. I really don't know. - Try not to get caught up in a Gibb video again, man. You know, give him something, man. He might want it for his next trailer.
What? Just say, yeah, now Kenny's done it. I bet you Gib will beat Kenny. Mad. I'm not saying it. I was going to share that. Oh, yeah. That's not in the shot, right? No. Surely it can't be. Yeah. Well, that boxing event was really sick, to be fair.
Very good one. I'm looking forward to the next one. Are you going to go to the final? If it's in England, 100%. What's wrong with Dublin, man? That's close. If it's that close, then yeah. I probably won't go there. Someone put on a podcast comment, Randy's always a devil advocate. I don't even know if I mean to do it. Jump on that little haterade. Although we actually have no idea when the final is yet. I don't think they've announced it.
Thoughts on DAZN taking Kingpin on the day wing? Oh, I can't believe they screwed over my mate, KSI. Wait, the finals have been scheduled for August 5th? Okay, yeah. Also, I saw the head of Kingpin say that he knows MAMS. I know KSI, he said in his words. He's got no problem doing a crossover event together. Yeah, but I feel like they're not going to do that. I feel like they're not going to do that. Wait. I don't think they need to. I'd love to see it. I don't think they need to do it. Is that actually saying... Oh, it's been pushed back.
Yeah, it'll be like end of August, September, I reckon. Yeah, Star Wars is too soon. Imagine September 9th, the final. Why? Is it? Chariot match. Oh, sorry. I thought it was like... The amount of people that would actually like... Like Harry would go... Harry would play and then go straight to the fight. Yeah, he would. Not a bad day. It'd be a pretty decent day.
- Well, depending on the game. - Have you seen Kai going around Japan? - Yeah, and I'm feeling that, 'cause I'm going to Japan for Pokemon Worlds. - Yeah, but you're not Kai. - No, but everyone's going now. And I know multiple people are going. - Who else is going right now? - I know people in Pokemon buying all the cards at the shops. I wanted to go early, but anyway, shout out to Kai. Yeah, he's in Japan. - Yeah, and he's doing such weird streams, but it's jokes. - Yeah, yeah. - And there's one bit where he, I don't know if you've seen where he talks to a girl.
And he goes up to her and he's like, "Hey, Shadi. Oh, yo, you're looking good. Oh, what's your name?" And I think she says like, "Olivia." - Okay. - He's like, "Oh, how old are you?" And she's like, "16." And then that's his reaction. - I saw the other side of it where he goes, "That's the girl." And she says, "I'm 21." She's 16. - Yeah. - But he's really short, isn't he? - Yeah. - Yeah, okay, I forgot that. - But he's like- - How tall is he? Can you Google that? Honestly, was she tall or was she just normal size? - She was tall. She was definitely tall, but- - Five, six? - Yeah. - Okay.
But it was just the fact that he was like, yo, shorty, you looking good. Yeah. That's the other one. He asked how old she is. She's just 21. He's not dancing. It's like celebrating. That would have been after. Yeah. He did a whole stream. Every single girl he saw, he went up to him and was like, howdy. Yeah. I saw him asking this Ray guy that he's been hanging out with, like smash or pass. And about scissor. Yeah. And he was like smash. He's like, he looked at him. A pass. Yeah. My guy.
well they keep pretending that um they're doing rush hour oh yeah they literally keep they keep doing like the dance and stuff from our shower and then they were in the car and um the other guys says the m word oh no and it's just like this really awkward he's live he can't do anything they're sat in the car and they're uh i think they're singing a travis scott song who says it
- Oh, I know, they were singing a song. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And Kai just looks at him straight away and he's like, "Uh." - What did they do to NCB on that? - It's not in this card, Charlie. - I scrolled past, I was too fast on TikTok. - I think he just kind of, I don't know, I don't think Kai's offended or anything, so he just carries on with the stream. - Didn't know what to do. - Yeah. But it's so weird, he's going into nightclubs and just streaming. Imagine just doing that in London. - I know, I know.
There are interesting streams, Izar. So many clipable moments. But I saw he met another girl who was live streaming too. See that one? No, I haven't seen that one. She was live streaming and she spoke really well English. Really great English. She spoke really well English. She spoke English really well. Better than that. Yeah, true. Probably true, man. What's going on? But he's getting recognised non-stop out there. Yeah, internationally known. But I didn't think that would happen in Japan. I know, I know. I thought he'd get recognised a bit, but... No, I know.
Wait till Randy gets there, man. Randy's gonna shut it down. Oh, that's a guy from Pokemon. You'd be like, yo, shorty. You're looking fine. How old are you? Six? That was out of order. No, but I'm gonna be like, yo, you got any, uh, any gem mints on you? Right. Got any near mints? Lil Pump. Because he had that where he went to Japan. Yeah. And he was walking around the streets and not a single person recognized him. That's Lil Pump. Oh, wow. Yeah, but...
I don't know. I feel like it depends on what he did. If he went as Gucci Gang was doing well, then I'd understand his confusion, but that's it. Yeah, and also, remember, I think I saw this. Yeah, I saw this one. But again, I saw this one too. It's also got his hood up. I think that also, Kai's streaming on a longer...
amount of time. I imagine Travis and Lil Pump are walking from like car to the hotel. Of course, you don't get spotted then. Whereas Kai's out there with a camera walking around. I was going to say, it always depends on what's around them. Yeah. Like Travis Scott could walk past me on the street
And I don't think, like, I know what he looks like, but if he didn't have a bodyguard or anything, anyone around him, I don't think I would say anything. But then you see Kai with a camera and you go, you do, oh, you go, what they're recording. I look at them. Oh, wait, I know that guy. Yeah. You know? Yeah. He's a joke, by the way. He's a fandom guy. Yeah. He knows jokes.
well also talking just because i saw there have you seen the tick tock going around of uh donald trump playing golf yeah one guy's filming him he's just like he's like oh i've just found donald trump playing golf he's got five security guards more than that well five cars all right five buggies around him just just blocking them off it looks mad doesn't it yeah they all pull up he's like oh donald trump's playing golf and then he takes the shot
- Bro, he's like 10 yards off the green. - I know. - And he hits it 40 yards to the right. - It's true. And he plays all the time as well. You know he does. But that, it was like Donald Trump. Sorry, it was like Darth Vader pulling up. - Bro, look how much security there is. - I know, absolutely. - Look how easy, by the way, I'm not saying that's an easy chip, but in terms of just, you just have to hit it. - Yeah.
There's no way that that should go there. It really shouldn't. But imagine that. Imagine having all those security guards to watch you play and do that badly. And also some geese are filming you.
- He doesn't know the person's filming. - No, but what I'm saying is, I'm saying that we've all made shots like that. - Yeah. - You're getting filmed because you're Donald Trump. - Imagine he just goes onto the green and drops the ball. - Yeah, he's like, "Pa." - You all saw me chip that in, right? - Well, he's like DJ Khaled, that's what happens. And he has like eight people watching him as well. He's like, "Birdie," or "Pa," everyone's clapping him. He goes and fills up everyone. - Makes it up. - Yeah.
He's actually pretty good Also just while we're on the topic of golf How's Steph Curry this good? Yeah I know He got a hole in one An eagle to win An eagle and also he did a put that he hit the other way Bro the one that goes like up the hill and then rolls down This one He's not even like look at that He walks away as well Look at this He just walks Yeah he walks away He's still watching it though No yeah no no Yeah it's now Unreal
It's ridiculous. He actually won. This guy just knows where the hole is. Mad. Not in basketball and golf. And women. Probably true as well. He won though, didn't he? Like he actually won the championship. It's funny how many, I don't know that, but I'm sure he did. I do believe you. It's crazy how good basketball players and footballers are at golf because there's so much free time to go play. Michael Jordan plays 300 times a year. Sorry, plays 300 days of the year. 36 holes a day. Mad. Mad.
But the thing is Steph Curry is also like a basketball player. Your coordination is your hands. Yeah. Like a footballer. True. I see some bad footballers as well. Yeah. Harry Kane's mentally good. They do have a lot of spare time. Yeah, they do. Gareth Bale, of course, famous one. Left-handed and left-footed. Yeah. I'm right-handed at golf, but left-handed. It's just you're weird. Yeah. Maybe you'd be better if you played the other way. Probably. Look at that. Celebrations.
- Goat. Carl Friese was playing with MKVHD. - Yeah, I saw that. - Yeah, the Liverpool, the Open at Liverpool. He was TNF'd, that's unbelievable. Unbelievable. - Can we turn this off? - Yeah, sure. - It's really distracting. - This is the hole in one though. - That's not the hole in one, is it? - Yeah, after ace, look. Lake Tahoe drops down. - Oh, it is that one, yeah. - Nice goal. - That must be so gas. - Yeah. - Like, hey. - It should do Curry versus Dale.
Why? But why? Did you hear that Bale was meant to go to United? No. No, true boy. He said that back in the day when Bale was on the cover with Messi in a Madrid kit, they also, his agents told them to prepare a United kit as well, just in case.
So it must have been close. Must have been close. Wow. The more you know. Have you seen the latest EA FC...
I've seen bits of it. There's a picture of all the players on the front. Oh, and Saka got done dirty. Saka did, but Ronaldinho, bro. I didn't see that. It's so bad. Like, Saka definitely got done dirty, but Ronaldinho doesn't look like a player. I heard that they're going to do an ultimate team. You can upgrade your own players. Yeah, which is really good for series. Yeah, yeah. Now I can go, okay, I want this player. I want to base it around.
I can use them throughout. And he'll be better than anyone else who has that unless they also use them the same amount. I like that. Yeah. I think this game is going to be a banger and I think the reason why is because they knew that the contract was going to end with FIFA so they were going to jam-pack new features in this one. I reckon Pro... Where's Nardinho? Scroll down. Yeah, that's Saka. I reckon... Perlo's seen some shit, bro. Yeah, Perlo's seen some shit.
I want to yeah you need to find the Ronaldinho one the whole cover just having the AFC whole cover or full cover but I think yeah even pro clubs I think pro clubs are gonna have a bit of a bang this year as well yeah they said they're stepping it up yeah but they have that said every year haven't they uh no they normally say they're not like they do like oh you know we're changing the gameplay but that's it okay yeah whereas last year was really annoying because the game became ultimately became cross-platform but club didn't yeah and that's like that's the only one where you'd really need it cross-platform like seven people
Ronald Diaz behind Harlan. Oh my word, right in the middle, yeah, next to Harlan. Look at that. That's not right, yeah, that's not right. Zoom in on that. So what, is this all like... Look at him, bro. I know they're probably using this as like, this is the graphics, so this is probably graphics on the cover, right? But it's a cover, you can probably make it a bit better. Like, you know. Bro, the girl on the right of Harlan's blinking. How can you make... Why are these digital things blinking, man?
It's just so odd. Yeah, just control T to unblink. Imagine if this was all some marketing scheme though and they were like, oh, look how many people are now talking about this. Yeah. Because we made Ronaldinho. Damn it, man. I saw also AI version of Harlem playing Rock Paper Scissors on TikTok. Yeah? Someone was in the, what do you call it? The morph suit. You know how you put stickers on you. It wasn't him, but it was. Well, the thing they've said about this year's game is they're going to try and, so
So they have this new technology. They always make it up. They have this new technology that basically means that if something happens in real life, like you see how Harland scores goals where he like jumps with his legs six feet in the air and taps it in. They can do that within a day and then it's in the game. Nice. That's cool. Yeah. You start seeing new animations from top players.
I don't know how well it'll work and if it'll become like a okay Harlan's just scored one goal and now every FIFA game you just score that every time just cross the ball in they should make it like a really real animation so like it only happens like even if the ball is flying the same way it is on the pitch it only happens like one in every ten moments because then also you're going to get some sick clips where everyone's like oh my god look what I just scored I've scored his goal with that you know which would probably happen anyway with it happening every time but are you going to give it a go again?
I mean, I'm definitely going to play it. I'll do a series on it. Get in there, spend some ridiculous amount of money on packs and then play it again for another 10 months. Do you think the name change will... Everyone's still going to call it FIFA. Yeah, everyone's going to call it FIFA. And what are you going to do and not buy it? It's FIFA, man. They've got a chokehold on the whole thing. What are you going to do? Play like... Well, apparently they're trying to make a FIFA game.
like there is going to be a FIFA yeah well if it's the problem is though like is this version like the EA version has had so long at the top of the game now so it's like and it's done so well so it's like if someone new starts now they've got to put in way more money to even get it at this stage yeah and FIFA have already got all their research and development going so it's gonna be tough but I mean I'll still play Ultimate Team is one that people buy anyway they could just call the game Ultimate Team yeah true they don't even call it FIFA man just Ultimate Team but yeah I'll play it check it out
yeah see what's going on i'll definitely get some videos out of it need some second channel ones well now you can do the title i tried the new fifa you know or whatever i tried it yes yeah anyway um there's no weird facts so well there's a there is a weird fact everyone in south korea has become a year younger some too yeah have we not spoken about this before probably but yeah that's true because we did originally way back in the day we spoke about how we spoke about his work yeah i don't think i don't know if we spoke about maybe not that's so weird though no one day you wake up and you're like oh
Because some people are two years younger. Yeah, because if you were born on December 31st at 10 minutes to midnight, you'd become one when you were born. Yeah. And then you become one again in 10 minutes when it goes first of January. So you become two. Yeah. So now with this new law, you're back on zero. Unlucky. That's weird. You've got to send back to go. Do not collect $200. If I could get that out better, it would be a great joke. What happens to people that could like...
'Cause now sex and stuff can't band grow up. - Counting age method will still remain in place with many laws still using it. Okay. I was gonna say like, imagine you've just started drinking
four days later, you now can't buy an alcohol. - Now imagine you're at the cinema, right? Trying to watch a 12A. - And halfway through the film. - No, no, no, you're there at the front desk and they're like, "Can I see some ID?" You're like, "Yeah, sure, I'm 12." And literally the law comes into effect that moment. And they're like, "Nah, you're 10." - No, you get into the cinema and then they arrest you 'cause you weren't that old. - Yeah, get him. - Halfway through sex. - Isn't that conspiracy about the movie? Can you Google movie conspiracy? - Wait, so halfway through sex,
potentially someone that is having sex the other person could become a pedophile like what boys yeah that's that's weird obviously it's not like laws coming yeah yeah yeah no google uh movie in america controversy i'm not sure sound of freedom i think it's called there's a movie called sound of freedom apparently in many different cinemas around the country they keep getting things that are blocking them watching it yeah so for example
yeah yeah well that's yeah you can read on the screen for example um in the theater in the cinema someone comes in and says oh you guys can't watch it we have to download it it's going to take another half an hour to download it you can either get your money back or pay you more but you can't watch it right now you gotta wait yeah another one the screen's like breaking it's like like going so it's really weird like it's like this film's being like you know so is it people basically trying to like make it do worse i don't know
I don't know what's happening, but I just saw it on TikTok. But it also could be like a mock-up to try and get more people to see it. But it looks like it's a very controversial movie. So who knows what the real thing is behind that. I haven't watched a film in so long. Really? Yeah. I would say the same, but I did start watching... I watched the Nike movie with Michael Jordan. Yeah, I want to watch that. Very sick. I want to watch that. And it's got so many actors in it, right? So many famous actors and actresses in it. Damn. Yeah, it had the...
matt damon in it ben affleck patrick bateman chris tucker yeah actually yeah and uh what's the name davis yeah did you watch that how to make a murderer it's got messy how to make it chris messy oh yeah it's his dad right well yeah thanks for watching guys i might watch it damon wayne's mad yeah okay well um honestly we don't have anything else to talk about at this point so we're just gonna wrap it up quickly and say subscribe subscribe thank you for watching and we'll catch you next week take care peace