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- You're awesome guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. Simon, me, no guests, but we had one. We had a really good guest, but they couldn't make it. Last minute missed a transport opportunity. So we don't have anything planned that's like themed today. - It's reality. - Yeah, Chip. - It was Chip. - Yeah, but to be fair- - He got too drugged and missed his flight. - Can't confirm if that's true. I don't think it's true. But you never know with Chip. But I will say, usually, I've heard in the past that he's quite a flaky don.

- Wow. - No, I'm joking. - Wow. - But what I will say is he definitely, he literally misses flights. So you can't, you know, there's no problem there. We will sort it out in the future. Coming soon, Chip. So this one's gonna be like a wild west, which usually are the best podcasts 'cause we have nothing to talk about. We don't even have many topics. It's gonna be, and this time I was trying to put a straw in something. - Bro, this table's wobbly. - It's actually an apple juice for two-year-olds. - The table's wobbly. I was trying to do it on here, which meant that the straw kept bending. It's a paper straw. - I'm gonna get one. - It's for two-year-olds. He just told me it was for two-year-olds and now. - I was saying, I want your apple.

- Apple, I'm not a sicko. You have to do it on a pillow. Use this pillow. - I can do it without using anything. - Okay, but it's harder with the pillow. You have to do it on a pillow like this. - I'm sure you can do it while talking and not interrupting the whole theme of the podcast. - You had to look away there. It's harder on a pillow like this. - Still didn't end up messing the podcast up. - Anyways. - I don't want this. - I tried to put a straw in it. - I saw a TikTok yesterday, actually this morning, and I wanted to bring it up to you and see, it's nothing to do with you. - Is it about

Mind and magicians. No. Oh you thought we were having a conversation about this as fortune tellers was what you forgot Yeah, was it that no, huh? Just there is something to do with that. So basically there's this woman who? sued her parents For giving birth to her. What? Oh, no. No need. Oh, well, okay So she sued them because she didn't consent to being born. It's true. Oh

I'm not going to lie. I kind of can relate. She hadn't agreed to the fact that she's going to have to grow up and get a job and stuff like that, right? To be fair, it's awful. No, I'm joking. So... Life's amazing. That happened a while ago and she got a bit of virality during that. Can I guess where this is going? Okay. She won. I don't know. No.

where this is going is she's now had kids. - Huh? - Yeah. - Huh? - And the whole thing is like, what the fuck? You have kids. You sued your parents this. - Yeah. - So here's her thing. - Okay. - She goes to psychics.

who speak to her babies and tell her that they want to be born. - So she's asking for permission? - Yeah, so she's saying anyone who's going to have kids, you need to go to either a psychic or a medium or whatever it is, a medium. So they didn't try to contact me in any way before I was born to see if I actually wanted to be here, this part. That's why I sued them.

Now it's different. Like I know I've said it's like unethical to have children before, but it's different when you adopt because it's not my fault that they're here. Is she adopted? I don't know. Well, she didn't. You can't ask the kid. No, no, no. But she does say it. If you are pregnant right now, you need to go hire a psychic medium and ask your child if they actually want to be there. Ooh.

Okay, well, being- Keep in mind, if they don't, you have to terminate them. Yeah, hold on, hold on, okay. So she may actually have adopted, to be fair. Yeah, I think she did. I was going to play Devil's Advocate, and I will do it in a second, but surely- She adopted. Yeah, but surely, like, if you terminate them, then you're not-

So what she's saying is, my parents gave birth to me without my permission. So if you get pregnant and you are pregnant, you need to go to a psychic medium and ask the psychic to get in touch with your baby through telekinesis, whatever it is, to then ask them if they want to be born or not. If they say no, then she's saying you'd also give them permission to then terminate because they've said, no, I don't want to be born. But it's the child choosing. I wish she didn't say that part because now...

I don't like it anymore. But I was going to say, as a devil, being the devil's advocate, playing the devil's advocate, I will say she's got a point in terms of none of us have had permission to live this life. And some people have lives that they don't want to live. And I can see that. I don't agree with this. I'm just saying as the counterpoint. And also, in the psychic part, at least, obviously it didn't work because there's no such thing as psychic abilities. But,

You did try and ask. So technically you've asked a question. And at least you'd let them know. At least you said, look... I don't know. My argument was good until I heard she's going to recommend Terminator Baby. I don't think even Devil's Advocate. I don't think... No, it's fine. Even the devil on the shoulder is going, you're a fucking idiot. I agree. I agree. He's like, you need Jesus. That is so stupid. Yeah, it's stupid. It is really stupid. I agree wholeheartedly. Speaking of... Again, usually when I say shit, I don't mean it. I just like...

put a counter argument there. I actually don't agree at all. - So the next time you have a bad day, just say your parents. Just say, you know what? I didn't want to be here. - But I do get by the way, I do get that like having to go get a job, having to go do all these things is, if someone's not happy, it can feel like a burden, man. Like why? - Yeah, but it's not your parents fault. - No, it's not. - Well, but it is though. It literally is their fault. It literally is. Although, actually, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Okay.

Lady can't you swam the fastest to get to the egg you chose Yeah, do it if you didn't want to be here don't swim give up give up You may have just ruined her whole yeah, I have put me in a courtroom. Oh, yeah, Jerry did she win did we find out? What do you mean I don't think what

- I don't ruin it for a snake. - Yeah, you can't ruin this. - The hilarious mom wants the world to understand how ridiculously out of control some people's thoughts have gotten. She very clearly hates the description. - Nah, she's... - Nah, you know what? She got hated. - Yeah, that's what it is. - She got given death threats and she's like, "Ah, just kidding." - She said she won 5,000 a month. - Oh, she claimed that. Okay. - Yeah, now this is one of them like, "I did it, realized the backlash." - Well, don't we all-- - "Oh, I was just kidding. Just kidding." - Yeah, now Joke's on us. - Yeah. - It's fake. - Yeah. It's not though. That's stupid. Stupid argument. - Yeah, she backtracked.

That was cool. Anymore like this. I saw a TikTok of a guy going to work and his laptop then falling on a banana peel into his golf bag and his golf clothes to go and play around the golf. That was funny.

No, no, it wasn't worth bringing up, but I wasn't going to bring it up. Since you brought TikTok up, I thought... Did I like any other TikToks? I don't normally like these kind of TikToks. Anything new, Jack, with you? You might act up. Yeah, I might. You are? Sick. How's life? Life's good, man. Did you get paid the money from the video? I did. Nice, that's sick. He paid me on the day. Wow. You know, you've lost your privilege to be on videos that involve a prize now. Yeah, well, you know what? I actually...

- The game's the game, man. I didn't even tell him to open any specific box that he would even enjoy. I just pointed to a box that was full of cool stuff. - And they all were. - They were all full of cool stuff, yeah. - To be fair as well, I would say that, I don't know how much you get paid by the way, I'm not talking about that, but I'm saying also, I reckon 5K will cover those videos. How many videos are you gonna do?

We may have another one coming up. If I just spoiled the surprise, like if there was something really cool that someone else could have got, and I ruined it. Did you point to a box or just a direction? I just nodded at a box. Yeah, but he took him away from his side. As in, there was one bad box and you took him away from that. But also, I don't think any of you... Oh, we need to remember the TV's going to turn off. I don't think any of you have the ability or...

foresight to notice the videos coming up and then get him to not go well we're doing we potentially might be doing another mystery box video well who's gonna tell him not to go huh who's gonna tell him not to go you me it's my video if you see him there and i'm gonna say he's gone if he accepts another bribe which also i'm not allowing him to know which box is good that's what i'm doing he can work yeah but he's not allowed to know what all i'm hearing is you're saying look you can't come in today but he's 5k up

True. Sounds like a day on New Zealand to me. You're saying this. I have a new set of golf clubs and a poker table. Yeah, true, true, true. Have I got a strike against my name now? Yeah. I've shot my sandwich family, by the way. You're not allowed to know what's in the boxes. That's what it is. Okay. True. Do the crew get yellow card equivalents?

- No, we keep joking 'cause there's a few times where Con's been like a little bit late and we always say to him, you gotta edit a video for us. - Yeah. You know what, to be fair, Con did sharpen up. I remember a long time ago when he brought the battery that time. Remember, really early on. Since then he's been on point. - Yeah. - He was a menace before. He's out of control and I'm joking. I was gonna say, no, no, no, listen. I got rid of my sand wedge. - Nice. - Put three new edges. - Nice. - Degrees on them as well. - Nice. - My sand wedge was really shit. - Yeah. - I used to use yours.

Well, we had an idea of that box video because I think it did well. Yeah, actually, 6.9. Is that what it's on? As of recording this. Is it? Yeah. Oh, you saw it earlier. Sue me. No, I saw it on my own phone. What, just now? No, on my own phone. On the way to this podcast today. Oh, 6.8. I think on the phone it rounds up. Well, we spoke about the potential idea of like, what if we...

got other youtubers to make the boxes so we didn't even know other way around better what you can make the boxes we did speak that one we did speak about that one but it was more like then we wouldn't be involved heavily true but i'm free if you do that okay so we make a box for you so yeah so i don't know so yeah so like i'd say to you okay if you had uh 10k yeah

what would you put in a box? So some knowing you're not getting it. - Wait, you know the ship box that was in the video? - Yeah. - Is that still value of 10K? - Yeah. - That's jokes. - 'Cause four of them were flights. - Oh, like flights. Yeah, yeah, sorry. I can't just go like, here's a pound. Misplace the rest. But no, yeah, that'd be sick actually. - Yeah. And then none of us would know either. So you couldn't get your own box. Like, Vic got his own box. By the end we like knew, okay, we know we've got,

JJ's box is the last one. And also when JJ opened in say your box as an example, you still know of it So even though that's good because I don't know it's been nice for you to know nothing Yeah so that's what we're thinking and then we could always invite them down and we could have some sort of twist where it's like You guys all get to pick one item from a box or something like that, you know Like the six people seven people who do it. Okay, you guys steal didn't you in your one? Yeah, so you guys can all choose you all pick a name out of a hat so you pick

- Toby. - Yeah. - You have Toby's name. You get to pick one thing out of Toby's box. So Toby's now hoping that he has 10 good things. - Nice. - 'Cause you're gonna take one. - Yeah, there's loads of games you could do. - Yeah, stuff like that. - You could do like, you could do maybe... - Or like you play a game against Toby to figure out if he gets to steal one. - What's the game that you guys, well, not you guys, sorry, that Harry and Ethan failed to figure out in the countdown that was countdown? You know, the video game. - Oh, the pint, like who's... - Golden Balls, is it? - No, well, no, it was like a...

Carrot in a box was the oh, sorry. I'm thinking of the one where they did it with a pint and they were like you have to try and get the other person to drink the pint but I'm thinking of the one where It's little steel something if you both can change. I'm sorry if you can. Oh, yeah, you do that for a box You know, like they do you take this or do you swap it? Mmm, but one box could have nothing in it Yeah, I'm clearly involved in ideas

We might hit you up in the last second. Give me five minutes and I can define the idea right there. No, I like mystery boxes. Yeah. You should do some Pokemon ones. I'm going to bring them back in a big way. You've said that for a year. Yeah. I've probably posted about 15 videos on the Pokemon channel last year. Well, while we're on the topic, Simon, let's just get this out of the way. Wheel of Fortune was this weekend's video. It's not out yet, so Randolph can't have seen it.

It is. It's a video, right? Where we start doing it. And after about 20 minutes ago, that didn't make any sense. After 20 minutes. Unlike you.

After 20 minutes, no one wanted to be there. Is this one where you guys are getting hurt? Yes. Is this one where I was going to be in, but I said no? So immediately, we have a wheel, like the Wheel of Fortune wheel, you spin it. Have you ever seen the series called Wheel of Fortune by Spencer? Yes. Good series. Good series. Based on Wheel of Fortune. Hey, what's this title going to be though? What? Because usually you go like a different title. Do we? Like deal or not to deal. That's copyright. I know. What's this one? I don't know.

Because how can you recreate that? How can you fake that? Wheel of punishment. Wheel of foot tune. Wheel of punishment. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. Sorry, continue. I'm ruining the whole podcast. We have like three punishment things on it out of like 20. I just said that three times. I know. I know. I would say every like third spin, there was like a one in eight chance of getting punishment. And it was like one in three were a punishment. And how bad were the punishments? Well, we didn't know what they were. Straight away,

I think Josh gets the first punishment or whoever was on his team. And Harry's just like, oh, okay, we'll do a punishment straight away. Golf club, squash ball. And it's red ass. Oh my God. How far away? Five yards. And Harry's there. Who swung it? Harry. Oh, yeah. And he missed like the first two. And then he was like, no, you've got to get hit. A driver. Did he go full swing?

It's so bad. So he hit Josh first in like the ankle. - Yeah. - And then in the wall. - Yeah, it literally dent, bro. He had no idea how stupid this was. - Well the ball speed, when I hit my driver and I don't hit it very fast, comes out 130 mile an hour, ball speed 130 miles an hour. - Yeah. - Under the driver. So even the squash ball. - He hit Josh first in the leg and Josh kind of went like, ah, and we were like, oh God, it looks awful, but it might not be that bad. 'Cause the squash ball is quite squishy. - Yeah. - But it's hard.

- But more than a ping pong ball, right? - Oh, way worse. - Even a ping pong ball at 130 mile an hour, probably fucking killed. - But we go through all the punishments and he gets back to that and then I think, so it was Josh and Ethan. And Josh did the first one, so Ethan had to do it. So he does it, hits Ethan, obviously Ethan's got stitches, hits Ethan and he's like got this,

huge like bruise and- - Nearest stitches. - Yeah. - Fucking hell. - And then we literally say like, "Harry, you don't understand how bad this is." So I pick up a squash ball and behind him from like this far away, I just go like this. - Yeah. - That hard. - Yeah. - And he's like, "Oh, okay, that's a lot harder than I thought." - Yeah. - And I'm like, "So you didn't even know how bad this punishment- - Just wanna hit him with it. - No, he refused to do it. - Well, yeah. - Then we had other punishments like Toby and JJ had to put deep heat on their balls.

And he put a small dollop in JJ's hand and they were gonna share it. - Dollop? - Like a, like a, like a . And then they were gonna share that. - Okay. - And I was like, "Use that." Harry said, "No, no, no, if you're splitting it, you gotta have more on each." - So that's what I had roll on. That's why my reaction was that. - Oh no, yeah, like cream. - Yeah, I forgot. - So Harry gave them a stupid amount. And then again, they had to put it on their balls and they were screaming for the next. - I bet a little bit feels good.

- If you used a little bit, it would be like tingly, like, ooh, ooh, ooh. - I put on my foot the other day and I was like, "Oh, nice." But on the balls- - This was pain. I could see on their faces they weren't overacting. - You know that video someone put in the chat recently about the hair removal? - Yeah. - Imagine doing that there. - No. But yeah, then we made Harry do that one again. And he did it and started almost crying and realized he had messed up. - With the same amount? - Yeah, pretty much. He also made a couple people

Josh and Ethan, I think again, had to have like a dirty pint, but like have a big sip and it was gross. Like I genuinely, I wouldn't have done it because it had fish in. - Okay, yeah. - Like it had tuna. Yeah, it had like- - Not bad fish though. If you're gonna delve into fishes, I think that's the least one to start with. - Canned tuna. - Yeah. - That might be top of my like, I'm not doing it. - Really?

Tuna's not bad. Okay, what would be, if you had to, what would be your first one? To eat? Yeah. A fish finger. Okay, nice. Good, smart one. One that's not really fish. Yeah, you can close your eyes and play it as chicken. Yeah. After that, like a tuna steak. Yeah, like a salmon, like a smoked salmon. No. Really? Salmon's one of the worst ones. Really? Yeah. Anything that looks like

the texture of that is like fishy. - I see what you mean. Well, okay, yeah. Tuna steak looks again like a meat. - Yeah, I've never had a tuna steak. Is it not quite like steak? - Yeah, similar. - Like the way you cut it. - It tastes different to canned tuna. I don't like canned tuna, but I like tuna proper. - Yeah. - This guy's, this guy's... - I'm trying to think of the other bad forfeits. Like we had one that was just, you get duct taped to each other. - I'm surprised paintball's not involved.

- What, that was the golf club kind of thing, similar. But we had duct taped to each other, which me and Vic got, which was fine. We had red ass with the football. - Yeah, I've been there. - I got hit, it was like, that's fine. - Ooh, there you go. - Yeah, those other three, I was like, these are awful. I'm trying to remember, there was more. - Someone get duct taped to the wheel. - Yeah, that was instead of being duct taped to each other. - That was Jon from Cran.

There was definitely some more. Me and Vic got let off easy. We just didn't get punishment that was bad. Yeah. Whereas the others all got, yeah. Duct tape to their mouth could be a problem. Well, I got duct taped to Vic, but facing the other way. Oh, at least you don't have to face him. Yeah. You know, sorry, that's not, that's not a dig on Vic. That's just like, you know, I'll face another man. But if you want to, you can. Um,

I read a story, I heard a story on a podcast about someone, you know the tape you use to suck yourself snoring or suck yourself mouth with them? Someone misunderstood that and used duct tape in the morning. I wanted to really pull that off and it hurt them. Let's say that. Jesus. So out of 10...

- John took it off this time to be fair. - I don't think it'll do that great. - It'll do all right. - It's a game show. - Game show, yeah. - We filmed it before the mystery box. Same day. - Got you. - The day I arrived from Dubai. - Yeah, 7:00 AM straight to the show. - It's horrible. - Are you glad you did it that way round?

yeah that was my like uh so tanya messaged me and was like which way do you want to do it for like which one first and i was like everyone will genuinely be gassed by the mystery box so make that second because if otherwise you'll use all the energy in the first and then wheel of fortune be like oh god now we just got punishments would you ever do wheel of fortune too if it does well yeah but we wouldn't let harry do it the worst thing is when we did hide and seek at a zoo

So I was trying to think of some like mini forfeit games for the mystery box. And then he was thinking of the forfeits to this. And I said, oh, we don't want them to clash. Like, you know, I don't want red ass. So tell me, let me know what the forfeits are and we can kind of bounce off each other. And he was like, oh yeah, I'll message you. Never did. And then this happened.

But yeah, it ended up being quite funny because we're all there going like, we don't want to play. We get to one point where we're spinning the wheel and we're just guessing letters we know aren't there so we don't have to go again. How's the game besides Punishment? The game was quite good. Yeah. Yeah. And Will of Fortune is always our favourite game to play in Vegas. Yeah. A couple of them were, like there was one that was like Sidemen quotes and it was...

I think it was like choke on rice, slip in the shower, which is what Ethan said in GTA, which we all knew that quote really well because we were there. Whereas Harry was like, this one's really difficult. And someone goes, I think they went like S and they saw slip in shower. Everyone went, I've got it. It's choke on rice. He went, what? So it kind of ruined it for him a bit. But I think it was good. This should be a decent video. I don't think it's like a...

top tier banger but i think it's a solid good vibes in it though good vibes yeah isn't carlton this one no all right what so no one was in it no okay so they tried to get randy couldn't and failed and then got no one yeah we actually had danny aarons all right but then i think we had danny and we said well we couldn't have one guest we had to have two or no oh shit sorry danny yeah

But shout out Danny. Lovely guy. I think we had him for that. He's been in loads recently. Killing it, killing the game. I hate these things, by the way. You know this apple juice? It says per 100 milliliters. That's how much, you know, contents it's got in it. But then it's 200 milliliters. I hate when they do that. So you just double it? Yeah, no, I can do the math. Don't worry. I hate when they do that. You know, they're like, oh, per 100 grams, it's like 500 calories. But the sandwich is like 600 grams. Just say how much it is.

- Just put how much it is. - What if you're only gonna have half of it? - Who has a half a sandwich? - You share it. - Then half it. - What defines half sandwich? - There's two cut in half. So one cut in half equals two. - No, 'cause if you go to like, say if you go to- - Don't fucking do this. - Tesco's. - Right, yeah. - All right, and you buy a sandwich. - Yeah, it comes in half all the time. - Yeah, but that's one slice of bread. - What? - Each half is a slice of bread.

So why is that one sandwich? One side is technically a sandwich. It's not half a sandwich. But if it's 600 grams, then it's half. You haven't half of it. No, but my point is, right, so you've got these, you open the sandwich, you take out both. This, this half, this is a sandwich. This isn't half a sandwich. This is a sandwich. Yeah, I get your point there. That's a good point, but I'm saying it's 600 grams. Just to just say how much 600 grams is. Yeah, but what...

- What if you were having a bigger sandwich? You'd always do it based off the- - On the fucking packet, how many calories that is. - They normally do, right? - They do. They say- - They still do. - They say, no, this one doesn't. They say 100 grams or per packet. They do both. This one just does one. I'm saying if they don't- - It does, but this is also for children, as you said. - Listen, man, kids can read. By the way, and I'll still time on this. You know the FPL conversation we had? - Yeah. - Even the comments are like, "Randall's being so stupid here." I'm not.

You're all wrong. About what? About the whole, um, you, you, I said, JJ. You were being stupid with that. No, you just misunderstood the point. You misconstrued the point. We both did. I didn't have a point. My point. Just, just, just touch on it real quick. My point. Actually, you weren't here for this. Listen to me. You don't play FPL. You don't play FPL. You don't know. You understand how fantasy football works.

- Listen, listen, listen. - The logistics behind it. - I've got proof, I've got proof now. - Okay. - Right, listen, I said, JJ, because he's watching so many FPL content and is watching so many boffins,

He will get disheartened that he's not doing very well in the overall rank and then he'll get quit That's what we knew both said listen. Oh, okay. I was saying you can do badly in FPL globally, but you still are not gonna be Bottom two of your mini-league because someone could be doing even worse than you know, you said the opposite. I meant no That's what I mean. Yeah, but you said you said

He might do really well in the global one. No, no. You said he might make a team that does really well in the global league, but do really bad in your league. I didn't mean that.

That's what you said, right, Nick? I meant the opposite. Yeah. I meant, and also, he tweeted saying, by the way, he tweeted saying, don't read the comments. Because they're also wrong. You're also wrong as well, guys. That guy agreed with you. Oh. But he's wrong, apparently. No, no, no. He's right. I didn't read that one. He's right. No, no. And then Jada tweeted, by the way, saying, I'm going to get

top 10,000. Yeah. And that's so top. That's so well, that's so good. Like, I know Chris won our league last year. I bet he was like 300,000 and that is really good still, by the way. Yeah. But yeah, top. So I'm saying he might get like 20,000 in the world and be like, oh, I'm doing so bad. But so, you know, that,

- That makes sense. - Yeah, sorry, I was trying to say. - What you said was he might do really well globally, but do badly in your league. - I meant the opposite. - But what I said, my point against that was, if you're doing well globally, you're doing well in your league. Unless everyone else is doing incredibly. - And I did agree with that in the podcast. I was just, yeah, it's just, so I'm on the same page. 'Cause I was actually walking around in life going like, "Mm." So it's a good time to- - It was a horrible, horrible argument. - Yeah, but it was just on different sides of it.

That's what I was saying. You could do shit in global, but pick one player that no one in our league has. And that player will carry you in our league, but not in the actual real league. Yeah. So there's some truth to it. And also doing well in our league is just not coming bottom three. That's all you got to do. There's no prize. There was a prize for winning, but Chris didn't collect. What was it? Everyone pays £200 to him.

But I mean, let's leave that out. Put it in, put it in. Surely all you should do, right? Because you're going away for it. Yeah, we all paid a grand anyway to go away. I would just say that whoever wins gets to like pick certain stuff. Yeah, like I'd do that. Firstly, he should get first choice of bedroom. Yeah, yeah. Any meal, like maybe let him off a couple of the meals. Yeah, I agree. I agree, yeah. There's got to be something for winning. Yeah, I agree. And also, to be fair, the satisfaction is really good, I imagine.

By the way, you know in our league, I was only in last year, not in prior, but whoever won the league the year before loses the next one every time. So Frizi won, then came bottom. I think JMX won, then came bottom, and then Chris won, and then Matt and I. Or something like that. Did filming both seven videos in the same day affect the energy?

I thought we moved on from that to be honest. We didn't scroll down, Nick. No, but we already spoke about that. Yeah, and I know we spoke about it. No, you weren't listening. Nick actually asked me that question. I was reading text. Yeah. Actually, I was reading his input text. How many of the top 100 films have you seen?

I don't know. What do you mean, bro? What is this? All right, so the IMDb top 100. Have we? About three years ago before we had Nick and John. Oh. Let's do it again. I mean, you did see this earlier and didn't say that. I only just remembered. I only just remembered. All right, guys, we're going to go through the top 100 ratings. No, we're not going to do the top 100. We literally said top 10. Well, come on then. Okay, let's do... 100 films you want to go through? Let's go. Yes, no. No, I don't want to do that.

No, because you want to say if you've seen The Shawshank Redemption. Yes. It's really good. Good film. Yeah. But I never understood why it's rated number one. Am I allowed to say that? I understand that. As in like it's an amazing film. And I would say if someone said, have you seen it? I would go, yeah, it's amazing. Yeah. But I'm not saying it's the greatest film of all time. It's a one watcher as well. Yeah. I've seen other films where I'm like, that was really, really good. And then like this one, I was like, I knew. But the thing is, I went into it knowing it was rated number one.

That probably stopped me a little bit. 'Cause I was like, hmm, I just broke out of prison, but like, I mean, Prison Break did that. - Yeah, just watch episode one. - Yeah, literally episode one. They did it in 50 minutes. It took like 30 years. - It's got a lower Metascore than the other films as well. - Does that mean? - What is a Metascore? - Metascore is like people, right? - Metascore is critics. - Oh, right. - Whereas IMDB is like a database of like,

- Regular people vote for it. - Okay. - That's what I was gonna say. - I would rather listen to regular people than critics. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I think they would put artsy films higher critics. - Yeah, they would, they would, yeah. "Godfather." - Think I saw it when I was really young. - I've never seen it and I would love to. I've also never seen "The Matrix." - I wouldn't watch it now. You've never watched "The Matrix?" - None of them. - Mad. - So it's when someone says like Neo, I don't know who Neo is. - Neo Guignanariz. - Yeah. - Morpheus is the other guy with the pills. - Yeah. - Yeah. I'm excited to watch it though.

I think it would be, you'd find it really dated now. The idea would be cool. I was a kid once, as we know, and my dad was watching the movie Matrix and I saw him dodging the bullets. Yeah, but I think if you watch that now, you'd be like, wow, this, it just looks bad. True. Ah, yeah, but I can, I can get over that. But Godfather, I think I saw it when I was really young. Yeah. I don't. I tried to watch it. It's three hours, isn't it? But it's now, it's three hours. Yeah.

Not watching it. You know, it's three hours as well. Oppenheimer. Three hours too. I heard everyone say it was amazing. Well, by the time this comes out, everyone's seen it probably. Have you seen it? No. I'm going to go see it next week. I didn't know it was like going to be like that. Yeah. We got invited to the premiere. Yeah, you should have gone. Well, I was busy. That's why I said no. You should have been like, yeah, yeah. And then just give me the ticket. I also probably could have got one if I tried. Yeah. So Theo Baker there. Yeah. If he's there. Yeah. Although, you know.

I didn't get 40,000 views. He's handing out tickets. He's got like 2 million or something. Yeah, no. His video banged. Yeah, he is celebrity now. Dark Knight. Dark Knight. Very good film. Schindler's List. Haven't seen that either. Haven't seen it. Sorry. Yeah. 12 Angry Men. Never will watch that. What is that? 1957. Oh, yeah. There's some sort of film that actually won't. You haven't seen it? Yeah. You've seen 12 Angry Men? Is it good? Is it actually good? It is actually good. It's all filmed in one room. So it's like jurors having a debate over like a...

- It sounds fucking awful. - It is only an hour and a half. - It's like a play. It's like a play. So it's all like set in just one setting. - Jack has seen every movie. He is the- - Have you? - I haven't seen every movie, no. - Have you got a Letterboxd account? - We don't even take that literally. - Have you got a Letterboxd account? Oh, wow.

Those people who have them accounts are such snubs by the way I actually bought a pro one for a year as well You? Yeah No you just said everyone who has those is a snob I had the account No but I'm not one I didn't watch any movies so I couldn't read it Actually wait you don't have the account anymore You've become less of a snob

- No, no, but there's no TV shows. I'm a TV show guy. - I know, but you still used to be like a TV and film snob. - I am still that. - No, you're not anymore. - No, I've, yeah, I know. - 'Cause before you used to be like, you're watching TV wrong. You need to watch the best shows, anime stupid. And now your letterbox ran out. - Yeah, yeah. - And now you've seen Attack on Titan. - I love that, great show. Did you know that's in my top three shows of all time? - Yeah. I don't know why that's getting in there. - Don't clap me.

You can clap me, I felt rude. Sorry, Nick. But I've always been more TV than movies. I like TV shows better, to be honest. Lord of the Rings Return of the King. Yeah, it's good. Amazing. It's good. Which one is that? Third. Third. That's my favorite one. Really good. You know my favorite character from Lord of the Rings? Here we go. Aggron. Aragorn. Sorry. Aggron's a Pokemon. Yeah, I know.

- Aragorn. - Yeah, I like him. He's just always sick. He's a sword guy, right? - I think he's like the most basic one. - I can't remember. I just knew he used to throw a sword around. - He's like- - Legolas annoyed me. - Legolas was the cool one. - Simp. - Really? - Yeah. - Bro, when he chucks his shield on the floor and surfs down the stairs on his shield while firing arrows, that got me hard. I thought for a minute I was gay. - Yeah, I would be gay for the Aragorn.

I mean, he is a good looking man. And when he opens the doors. Look at the fucking Legolas in the back. Ha ha. Part elf. Oh, no, no. He's part elf. He's elf. What about Legolas? He's elf too. Oh, I thought you were talking about Legolas. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, back to the movies. Bro. I bet you haven't even seen Return of the King. Wow. Spider-Man. Have you seen Return of the King? Yeah. I feel like you've probably seen the first Lord of the Rings. That's the one where the ring falls into the lava. The first one.

Third one, yeah, there you go. Have you seen the first one? Yep. That's where Sam the Hobbit comes out of his Hobbit town. Have you seen all three? Yeah, of course I have. Okay. I haven't seen Hobbit. Okay. That's fine. Godfather Part 2. I can't believe Spider-Man across the Spider-Verse. You just skipped it number seven. I actually mentioned it. I said we've spoken about that already. No, we haven't. We've spoken about Godfather 1. Have you just seen Part 2? No. So I assumed. But I said I'd seen 2. 1. Oh, true. Spider-Man across the Spider-Verse. I haven't seen that yet.

- The first one. - That's the new one. - That's 2023. - I haven't seen that yet. - I haven't either and I hate it. - The first one. - I can't go. - It came out like. - Let me guess, you watched it on the plane. - No, I haven't watched it. I just said that. - The first one. - No, I went and saw that. - Okay. - Amazing. - Oh yeah, you did. - I watched that in the cinema and it was like, it was sick. But that one came out the week of my wedding. So I was in Italy. - Yeah, true, that's him. - And I got invited to the premiere, like a private screening, but it was the day I left to go to Italy.

It's fuming. - Frieza's saying as well, he always, always has always said no to premieres, but often times I came through and he was like, "No, no." And I'm like, "Do you know what? I might start going to a few just to be on the list." - Yeah, I stopped getting asked because I said no. And then this one came up and I was literally like, "I'll be there. I'll be there 100%. I'm getting married." - Yeah. - Stupid wedding. - Pulp Fiction obviously is goated. - Pulp Fiction, I've seen it when I was very young. - That's one to watch. - Yeah. Is that the one with the three boob woman? - Three boob woman.

one boob woman three boob women I think what you're thinking of is like a porno Total Recall Total Recall I'm thinking of which one's Pulp Fiction it's with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta Royale with Cheese yeah Royale with Cheese I feel like I've watched it with my oldest brother but yeah I've watched it with my oldest brother but I couldn't Samuel L. Jackson did a big speech about um

- Yeah, couldn't tell you anything that happened to it. - This is one where it's not too old by the way. You know how you're talking about like, "Shawshank," this one's not too old. Although they probably come out at the same time. - I was gonna say this. - Anyway, let's not watch the whole movie, Nick. Sorry, Adam. - And then "Inception," number 10. - Oh yeah, yeah, still don't get it, but it was all right. - It was all right.

I think this is another one, by the way, that the amount of people would put it number one. No, I do like it. But at the time, it was a big thing. Like, do you get it or not? And I don't know. I just feel like everyone was like really, you know, people who love films, right? And like, yeah, Jack, but I'm saying like back in the day, I know this because the time it came out was when I was like a youth, right? And if people want you to say you don't get it,

Oh my God, you don't get Inception. And I'm like, I hate them people. I hate them so much. - I think it is amazing, but I don't think it's even near my top five. - Really? Do you like, what's the other one that they did? - Shutter Island. - No, no, no.

The space one. Interstellar. Still haven't seen it. Nah, you should watch that one. We've spoken about it multiple times and I still haven't seen it and it keeps coming up. We've done this podcast like four years now. It's on the plane every time I go and I'm like, everyone goes, no, no, you can't watch it on a plane. Yeah, don't watch it on a plane. Exactly. What do you watch on a plane? Young Sheldon. You can. No, I watch. If you want to, you can. There's a new season just came out. If you want to watch it on a plane, you can. No, I watch the shittiest movies on planes. I watch like Step Brothers.

- No, the one I watched recently was the, it was might be the worst film I've ever seen in my life. It was, - Cocaine Bear. - No, it was, - Pranav's good. - Yeah, I've heard that. Some kid who can like see, he can like touch something and then see into the future or like where that person's gone or something like that. - X-Men. - No. - Old film, new film? - Quite new. - Ooh, Jack's playing on the game here. - I'll be able to, you won't have seen it.

What were you gonna say? - I was gonna say, I was on a plane once, it was on my way to Vegas somewhere, so business class, and I was too scared to ask for headphones. So I watched Conor McGregor documentary on mute with no subtitles. I was just guessing what was happening and I really enjoyed it. - Did you have subs? - No, no subtitles. I also watched Alexander McQueen documentary, also on mute. - With no subs. - No subs, yeah. I was guessing what happened there. It looked good as well.

Forrest Gump, we've seen that. Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring, I haven't seen that one. I really want to know what this film is because it's genuinely the worst film I've ever seen. Fight Club, you've seen that? Fight Club, love that film. Good film, Brad Pitt, right? The Good, the Bad, Ugly, again, old. You've seen that one? Is that good as well? That's good, long. Is that also set in one room? No, no, that one's set in a lot of places, actually.

Which one? Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Oh yeah. It's like a famous western. Isn't that crazy? Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. Isn't that crazy how that came out in 2002? And obviously the America problem. Yeah, that's the trio at the end where they do the... You know, the villains. Interstellar's there as well?

- One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Seen that one? There's no way. Have you? - Yeah. - Is that good? - That is a good film. Jack Nicholson and a Mental Institute. - Oh, that one actually went good then. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. Is he in colour? - He pleads, he's sane, but he pleads insanity at a criminal when he's in- - Yeah, I've seen that. - Yeah, so that he goes to a mental institute instead of prison. - Oh, nice. - And then he's just stuck with a load of crazy people. - Give that, oh. - In a mental institute. - Give that a watch.

Goodfellas? No. Matrix? Yes. We spoke about that. Do you want to... You can actually go through the 100. Let's keep going. Why? Let's go like 30 or 35. What a random amount. Let's go a few more, man. I'm enjoying it. Just yes or no. Okay. Star Wars. Empire Strikes Back. Which one's that? 1980? Good one.

- God, you know everything. I don't know if I've seen that. They all blend into one and honestly I've got so bored of Star Wars. - Did you guys see Darth Vader Eye of the Marvel one? - Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I've seen that. - Or have you just seen a TikTok of it? - No, I've seen that one. - Right. - I saw all the Star Wars up to the one where there was Darth Maul and he had the red face. - That was sick too though, like looking back.

I just don't care about them anymore. He's actually sick. He looked cool. He has got a double-ended sword. Yeah. And he had like spikes on his head. Yeah, what a cool guy. My brother called Paul and I used to call him Darth Paul. Same for Ryan. Yeah, seen that. No, seven. No, but I know where they go. What's in the box? What's in the box? No, read about it though in school.

Green Mile, great film. Great film, actually. Yeah, Tear Joker. A New Hope? Yeah, I thought that was a new one. No, I split it away. Not seen. That was the only anime I had ever seen. City of God, haven't seen that. Not seen. Maybe Toei has. Life is Beautiful. Maybe Life is Beautiful. Oh, yeah, this is shit. Yeah, now you're going into like artsy old films. Yeah, I don't watch... I think old films have... I think these are voted by nostalgia merchants. Yeah, I agree.

- "Saturday Night Live" is good though. - It is really good. - I've heard about that. - "It's a Wonderful Life", 1946. Well, that's everyone just coming out of the war going like, "Yeah, this is amazing." - Yeah, that's the first time film were invented. - The famous Christmas film though. - Oh, right. - Yeah? What's your point? Christmas isn't black and white anymore. - That's true.

Is that film black and white? Yeah. So why is there colour on the thumbnail? You can't see it in colour. Can you? Remember Life was called In Colour? To me it wasn't. My dad told me that. Like the wall was fought in black and white. And low key some greens. Yeah and frame rate as well was awful. No, frame rate was good. Was it? Yeah. What? What are you on about? I think to be fair when you look at old videos everyone's walking really fast. I think it was actually in like

High frames. Or low frames. What are you on about? I don't know. What are you talking about? Maybe it was like shot in low frames, but then framed scaled up TV. I swear. Yeah. Everyone was really fast. Look at him. He's moving fast. Why is she moving so fast? Yeah. I reckon it was filmed in low frames and sped up. This is how I imagine James Frames filming on his weekends. Yeah.

He'll be like, oh, I'm going to take the old camera out. You don't want to know what James Fram's at weekends, man. Let's leave it at that. Okay. What have we got? What else have we got? Yeah, now I'm interested. In what? I thought you were saying more films, but you don't mean that. No. I was excited to do more films. Well, we got some unpopular opinions from the Instagram. Yeah, you lot on Instagram. So this is from the fans of What's Good, by the way. And by the way...

We were crunching some numbers. Our podcast gets bare views and stuff, so thanks for that. And also, keep listening to us on Spotify. And subscribe. And subscribe. Because we actually need a big push to hit a million before the end of the year. 500 a day. But remember, if you all just push once, that makes the daily average less. Just put everyone subscribed now, and then we don't have to get 100 a day. Or just go on your mum's computer right now. Yeah. We don't care if you're real. And we also, we just want the plaque. We don't want bots though, don't we?

We just want the plaque. We'll happily hit it, get the plaque and go back under. We just want the plaque. The plaque and the new studio. By the way, to intro this in, guys, this is from you guys. Yeah, so keep that in mind. So if anything weird happens here, it's all on you. Yeah, even if Randy says something stupid. I haven't put a reply in. Okay, well, Aiden Yu says, parties are overrated highly. Depends what they are and who they're for and who's going...

Love a good party when everyone so that you're in you know, everyone there is like a safety person, you know Yeah, I get that. That's the thing a good party is it's not rated highly enough. Yeah. Yeah exactly, but I do understand I agree a random party. Yeah You don't know until you're there. There's no way of knowing until after the party you like that was a good party man Yeah, I don't ever call anything party to you. No, it's like a get-together. I

People who leave parties without saying goodbye save up to two days per year. I've started doing this. What, just leaving? Yeah. Because back in the day, I was like, see, back in the day, I was coming from Nottingham, right? Driving all the way down. I'm going to say bye to you all, or say. Now I'm like, you know what? No one's going to go like, oh, I wonder what I'm doing. So I just go home. I'll see you all tomorrow. Fair, but sometimes we just think we've lost you. Mm-hmm.

Like if we did a troops meal and you just disappear, everyone's gonna be like, oh, Randy's probably- No, meals like that would never not say bye. I'm saying more like, if it's like a siren party, I'm not gonna come like see everyone. I'm just gonna go, you know? I know what you mean. Okay, how about this? If I walk past someone, I'll say bye. Yeah. You leave and say bye to the people that are on the way. Yes. I'm not gonna go and get a list and be like, okay, done this first and that first. I get that. Let's go to French exit. A French exit? Or Irish goodbye. I'll go with that one. Okay. Irish goodbye sounds sexual.

What, a French exit doesn't? Sounds like an arsehole. A French exit sounds like a dictionary, like scotch bonnet type thing. Yeah. Auster...

Yeah, Ost says pineapple best pizza topping. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I hate this discussion. Bro, if it's on it, just eat it. Yeah, and if you like it, cool. If you don't like it, don't even... If it's on a pizza and someone goes, do you want a slice of this? And it's on there, I'll eat it. There are way worse things on a pizza than pineapple. People heat up pineapple and eat it off a stick. It's not the weirdest thing. When people say pineapple's the worst pizza topping, that's just outrageous. Yeah, let's talk about grapes on a pizza. That would make sense. Cum.

Some people would like that. Maybe. Not me. That sounds like I always... Okay. Sorry, what? Literal poo. That's gross. That's worse than pineapple. Yeah, it is worse. Exactly. Also, sometimes you get the meat feast ones and it looks like little bits of poo. It does. It looks like rabbit droppings. Or hair. By the way, I went to play golf the other day. Deers were around.

- Nice, I almost hit one the other day. It literally jumped out in front of me. And then jolted back in just before I had a heart attack. - That can really damage the car, you know? - Yeah, but it didn't hit. - No. - Yeah. - And also it kills a deer. - Yeah, I didn't hit it, just to clear that up. But me and Tyler were talking about this. If you hit, okay, you're driving tomorrow. You're driving, right? - Yeah. - Deer runs out, boom, you hit it. What are you doing? - Call the main insurance company.

What? To fix your car? Well, yeah, it's an accident. What about the deer? Probably just grab it by the legs and check it out. Just off the road? I mean, to be honest, yeah. Honestly, not in terms of animal cruelty, but what else are you going to do? Because you're not meant to call animal services or anything unless it's a dog. So even if you hit a cat, you're not meant to. JJ, watch out. Yeah. So JJ, I might just come down your end. He tweeted it the other day and I really wanted to... Oh, no, I did reply to that.

- He tweeted, "Hey world." And you said, "I'm gonna hit your cat with a car." - He put a picture of his cat. I was like, "Hope he gets better soon, man." - No, that's because of me though. - Oh, is it? - That's because he put a picture of Boo. - Yeah. - And I replied to it saying, "Every time I post a picture of the dog, you roast me." And now he posts a picture of his cat and nothing. - Yeah, yeah. - And I put the car scene out where he's going, "Dick rider." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, to be fair, it's only because like,

I said the NPC thing you said yeah and now I went to like yeah it's okay um next one needed a bit of you know sprucing up that's why lag 9000 I really dislike summer and it's heat I'd much rather walk in the rain than a hot summer day well it depends there's levels to this

Like torrential rain, no, it's the worst thing. But that light rain that we had when we played golf that time was fine. Barely not even getting wet. I would love that. And then again, it's a nice sunny day, like 20 degrees, really nice. You know, you're getting warm, you get a bit of a tan, you know, it's just very comfortable. But then, yeah, like 40 degrees is awful. You know when it's like stupidly hot and it's so uncomfortable? Yeah. That or like really bad rain every day for the next year? Stupidly hot.

Really? I would go stupidly cold over. I'd rather go like Estonia in minus 20 and wear like coats and hats and be out and blow into the air and see steam come out. I'd rather blow. Yeah, I'd rather that. I'd rather like cold, icy, snowy than rain. Rain's annoying because it stops you doing stuff.

So does snow, but so does snow. I mean, cold. I get that, I get that. But yeah, I'd rather a cold day than a hot day, but I'd rather a very like, you know, warm day over a cold day too. Like that, you'd wear that? Well, that was just because it was a funeral.

- For a hamster. - Yeah. - You know, your usual Wednesday. - Well, they were like dressed smart and at the time I couldn't fit in my actual smart clothes so I thought, let's whack on this, put some Crocs on and you know, it was funny. - I know a lot of people that dislike summer though. - Yeah. - They don't dislike summer, they hate the heat. - Heat, yeah. - So that's a fair one. - Also direct sunlight is harsh sometimes. Like nice cloudy day but warm. - I also feel really guilty making videos in the heat. - Oh yeah, 'cause you should be able to do it in fun. - Yeah. - Yeah, you could do fun and video.

Amy Lu, exes can be friends without it being awkward. They can be friends without it being awkward, but I don't think they can be friends for long. - That's not close as well. If it's like a friend that you go and still go into the house, having like tea takeaways and like, you know, maybe that's a bit weird, but casual friends, yeah. Like you can not hate your ex. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, fully. - You know. - But I don't think- - How you do it. - You can't go to the cinema with your ex. - No. - And still, if you're still, if you're trying to look for a relationship. - Yeah. Well, you could get in a group you could.

I think that's fine. Yeah. Like four or five of you. It's like, yeah, we had a friend group, so I'm not going to ruin the whole friend group. Yeah. But it also depends on how long you're dating for. Like if you, if you date someone for six weeks. Oh yeah, that's fine. I was going to say the opposite. Really? I think the shorter...

If it's a really quick thing, like if you date someone for like six months and then you're trying to hang out with them, it is a little bit awkward, I think. But if you hang out with them for so long, like years, then you could be friends. Or very short, you could be friends. But that middle period. We got on really well, but we realized that this part didn't work out. But we did, obviously, we were together for so long that the friendship part was there. That was real, you know? Whereas a short one is like, it's just a little like...

- Yeah. - It was just a fling and now, yeah. - I feel you. - Rachel, Jordan won mids better than Jordan won highs. - I agree. - Yeah? - To where? I don't like high tops. - Fair. - For like, it's a bit too much. - Is that an unpopular opinion? I don't know. - Well, Rachel. - I don't know. I feel like that's just- - Sam's calling you out. - No, I just think that's like a proper, just normal preference. - Yeah, that's true. I think a lot of people are like that, yeah. 'Cause aren't there high tops for playing basketball? - Originally maybe? I don't know.

Sean Philly is not better than Chris Toby Theo Simon Manny Noah Ethan at football He's not even top seven that is outrageous why this is got some hate in him and he's he welcome and thought you know what he can't I Haven't seen Philly play that much. I haven't seen any of them play that much. Why you seen Toby more than anyone else Yeah, Chris. I think Noah and Manny are better than Philly Theo

Theo, Chris, Toby and Philly. Ethan's done very well to get that list. I know. He's definitely better than Ethan. I'm sorry, but he's better than him. He plays in the league, but he will also say all these are better than him. It depends on the day, I think. Like, Theo can be better than Chris, Toby and Philly. With a good hip as well. Yeah. Chris, charity matches hasn't, like, the second one, he was really good. But the other ones, he hasn't. He beat Noah in the most recent one. He ran away from Noah. But, like, Toby is a really good person to have on your team.

Who would be in your seven-a-side YouTuber? In my seven-a-side YouTube football team, who would I have? No, I'll go YouTubers. Like, no. Yeah, I'm not going to take any of the... Do you include Noah Beck in that? No. Okay. I would have... Why? He's not YouTube. He's... Probably got a channel. He does YouTube. He does YouTube. Okay, UK YouTubers. Your seven-a-side football team. You're one of them.

Thank you. No, no, on your team. You're not on mine. No, I don't know. I don't know who I'm having in goal. Doesn't... John can't now. Chris is John. Well, sorry. Could be. I mean, if he counts, I'd have him. Charlie Morley then. I don't know if he counts either because he's not playing. He doesn't do YouTube in goal. Yeah. Kieran Carlin. Sure. Seven aside. He's actually good. He's really good. He plays in goal. Yeah. Kieran Carlin. So sorry. All right. Then me. This is the second one.

I'd have Manny. Yep. Manny, Chris, Theo, Toby, you. Chris, Theo, Toby. Philly. Philly. Why not? It's that list that they put. That is literally it. Yeah, I'd have that. I'm sure Wavy Chavin has done the research as well. Wow, Philly with a PH. You're nuts.

I feel like we don't need to keep making this. Yeah, no, we don't. But that is an outrageous opinion, by the way. The fact that you've put Philly is not better than... He scored the best goal in the charity match. Yeah, why are you sipping haterade, man? Yeah. Sip some Prime. All right. Bethany, I like beans on pizza. I just love how that's not even... That's not what we asked for.

I like beans on pizza. Thanks, Bethany. To be fair, I reckon that bangs. Do you not see Google Heinz pizza? No, I think it needs to be more of a dip. Waiting to see this. They sell it in shops. That looks disgusting. I know. Iceland. That looks disgusting. Type in Heinz Iceland products. There's loads. Also, then remove pizza, man.

- That looks- - Products. There you go, there you go, there you go. Fishing filled hash browns with beans in. Again, these probably do bang. - They definitely bang. - They look gross, but they probably look- Heinz Creations Italian beans with a Z. Beans burgers. I would love to do a video trying all of these weird ones. - I'm doing a video similar to that with Talia 'cause she never ate like the really like shit stuff. - I know what you mean. Turkey dinosaurs or smiley faces. - So she had them a couple times. - At a friend's house, definitely not her own house.

Every now and then. It was the rare occasion. Every now and then. I felt like my rare occasion was like a really like bougie meal. That was the rare one. Whereas normally I'd have turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces. And it's amazing. Chicken calves. Whereas hers was the other way around. Homemade all the time. So I want to have one where she would have had smiley faces. I want to get a bunch of foods that I had when I was a kid, like pizza fingers, crispy pancakes, all of this stuff. British tacos.

- What? - That's what it's called, British. - Oh yeah. - What? - Yeah, it's like a plate of beige British, but like smiley faces. - Whoa, pizza fingers weren't beige. Crispy pancakes were kind of yellowy orange. - No, but it's finger food. - I think on the color spectrum we're talking. - Also, I don't, I'm always amazed at these things that happen in life when like you go through, you go through TikTok or you go through Twitter and you see someone say something and like everyone in the country agrees that we did that as well as a kid. And I'm like, how? Like picky T for example.

What? Picky tea? Yeah, so like hot summer's day. So dads do barbecues. Oh, like picky bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've never even used that phrase. Someone just said it the other day. Well, listen, man. Let's just say that your household is not the average household to live in. We still had that. Well, why don't you? We just didn't call it picky bits or picky tea. What do you call it then?

She's going to put some bits out. You probably called it like fucking... Yeah, go on. What? You're on 12 course tonight. Let's go... I don't know. Yeah, nice. Michelin tonight? Michelin star meal tonight? I've never had a Michelin star meal, I don't think. Actually, maybe an assignment video. Yeah. Anyway, so picky tea. When would I? I'm just surprised. I don't think I have. Not that I know of, anyway. Maybe I have. Hot summer's day, you've got like little ham bits, you know, egg, salad. Picky tea. Picky tea. Pringles, Doritos or something. You know, there as well. Okay, next one.

Dan Kendrew, Teslas are bad, you're wrong. - Well, you don't need to get personal, man. - He's just wrong though. - But now look, he's got a fucking, look he's got a fucking, Laurie's proper picture. Bro fucking loves . Josh does as well, Josh does like, "Oh, don't you wanna hear the noise?" I'm like, "I don't give a fuck, I don't care." But I get it, I get what you mean guys.

Yeah, apparently you can't have this in the UK, right? The Cybertruck's too big. I really want the Cybertruck. Yeah, but you know how wide your car is. I know, there's no point. You try and go through those things in London. Yeah. You can't do it. They've just started doing them. They're actually... Finally. Nice. I just think... Yeah, anyone who says, oh, I just want to hear this, it's like, you're going to buy a car for that sound for the first three weeks. Or you're going to buy one that you drive. Like... Like... Ethan bought his dream car. Sold it. Yeah, he did. But they bought a sick one. Well...

He always wanted, like his dream car was the Nissan GTR. Yeah, true. Oh, so that, yeah, yeah. And then he got it and then Josh wanted the R8, bought it, drove it three times at our house and then sold it. Yeah, yeah. It's just like, well, you know, the sound, the sound is nice every now and then, but just fucking watch a video. What do they have now? Josh has a little hatchback and Ethan has a Lamborghini. Urus. Urus. To be fair, like when Bez made that goal, he probably never thought he was ever going to get a GTR.

Yeah. And then he did and got enough money. I mean, the Euros was... Not even out. No, it was... Yeah, but it was also... It was like a four-day decision. We were in... We filmed the video in... Dubai, right? LA. Oh, yeah. Where we got driven around in three cars. That was like our day was...

wherever we went we got three cars and he sat in that one and was just like this car is so nice can i drive it for a minute drove it went home went i want one got it toby had been saying for four years like the urus is the dream car that's what i'm getting at some point i even came home just bought it yeah true true it made toby buy it yeah and i also will say that like i was so shocked when i found out how much that car was i didn't think urus yeah maybe it was like because like jj's Lamborghini when he got his that's like like 68k right all right saying something like that

No. The Aventador. How much Aventador? That's way more, isn't it? Yeah. Oh. Was his one that much? I think it was near. I swear one was like 60k. I swear. I think his insurance was. Oh, okay. I think his insurance was. Yeah, probably actually. Harry had the Gallardo. That one is. But he also had a special edition. Yes. It's not his, but yeah. Yeah, Gallardo. Yeah, okay. 60k to that. Okay, well, again, I don't look at Lamborghini prices. But I know the Euros was funny. Next one.

George says beaches are very overrated agree. Hey him Hey him why let me play volleyball for 10 minutes. Let me play football kick a ball about five minutes You don't see do you hate the sea? Oh, you do. It's a bad version of the pool saltwater gross

There's things in there. Yeah gross you also come out of it immediately on sand That's the worst part. That is the worst part. Yeah, and hope is sometimes beaches fried a little little tap star Yeah, it's just yeah beaches suck now look but I Used to go on beach holidays all the time as a kid and I miss them now I went holiday recently my family and I actually leave before the day before I want us to take half on the beach. Oh

And she loved it apparently. But I didn't get to witness it. Like Jamie said. I stuck with you for so long. Yeah, Jamie. Never forget that. Carlos, Christmas is overrated. No, Christmas is not. Carlos, you've made a big mistake. It does get a little bit overrated when you're...

the older you get without kids. Yes, I agree. I agree, by the way. It was like the dream of Christmas. It's like Disney World. The dream is so good. You get to it and you're like, damn, auntie's a bit, you know, annoying now. You grow up and you realise actually she's...

I don't mean that to remind you. I'm joking. You're all blessed. But it's not as good as when you were a kid, you know? And then once you have a kid, I'm sure it's back to being amazing. When they get a bit there. Yeah, when they're like... Their first Christmas is probably just like... Last year we were like, you loving Christmas? And she was like...

- Was she drowning? - No. How old was she at Christmas? Like six months. I think this year she'll be sick. - Yeah, but like six months, she doesn't know what Christmas is. - I've taught her how to tickle now. Also, half of her favorite song-- - Her how to tickle. - No, I was tickling her. - Okay. - And I said, "You do it." And now she goes, "Blah, blah, blah, blah," and tickles me. But she actually started to do it on my foot now. - Are you ticklish? - Yeah. So before, I was like, "No, no, no, no."

- JJ used to do it. - JJ tickles you all the time. - Of course, he used to pin me down. And I was like, fucking, and also I started TikTok, right? Did your dad as a kid tickle you? - Yeah. - Did you go too far all the time? - What do you mean? What do you mean, bud? He tickled me the appropriate amount for a dad, I'd say.

- That was funny then we all laugh, we should laugh more. But I'm saying like, no, just tickling you a bit. Like you panic, stop panicking. - No, I don't think so. - Oh, sorry, TikTok.

I don't know his name, but he's the guy with the mustache, handsome guy as well. He's like, stop it. He's like, you almost killed me. Because he used to tickle me and I used to get dead angry. Like, stop. Oh, yeah. You're hurting me. No, anyway, funny. I know what you mean. Yeah. I mentioned the JJ thing in the video the other day. I was reacting to something. There's a clip where you were in a go-kart and he comes over and starts tickling you. Yeah. And I was like, he has this weird obsession, especially with you. Yeah, he tickles me.

If you're ever in a position Where you're a little bit vulnerable Like you can't leave where you are Like a seat where you're strapped in or whatever He'll just do it Yeah It's kind of weird The worst time was on tour I got pinned down by everyone And security And for him to tickle me Oh my god And I was like laughing But I'm like I'm not having a good time Yeah You can't not laugh Yeah but no Harper will just sit there And she'll take my foot and look at me

And originally I was laughing fakely. Now I have to actually laugh because it's tickling. I have to say stop. - One point you're gonna accidentally kick her. - I probably will. - You get a natural reaction to it. - Yeah, I did that to my dog once. - Yeah, like why is he tickling you here? So why is he filming in this frame rate? What's going on? - Yeah, I don't know. Why is he doing this to me? - You look like a victim. - I'm a victim. - Bro, when JJ does it, you are. - Hugging yourself. - He was in boxes as well, which is the worst part. - It's 'cause you were just in, that's in my office. You were just like. - Yeah, I think what happened was

I'm pretty sure on like, I don't know, on Reddit it was like going to the random or something like that. Probably. I don't know. Anyway. Next one. Josh says, if you go out in your car topless as a guy, you're wrong. No, not our Josh by the way. Josh Stevens. I think...

Unless it's a hot day. I also hate when people walk around topless. Not because I don't have the body for it, but I just feel like it's just weird, man. It is a bit weird. If it's sunny, fair enough. Like tan, you know, whatever. I do think it causes it weird. Especially if it's leather. Yeah. Seatbelt on, you know, you got like the stickiness. Whenever we've done a shoot where you end up like,

super wet or like sweaty because you've been running or whatever yeah i remember i always say to ethan i always say to the others i'm like i'm backing this off and i'm just driving him without it yeah and everyone's like yeah i'm gonna do the same and i don't know if anyone actually does because i don't i always i always get to my car no i get to my car and i think this stinks

But then I'm like, do I want to just not wear a shirt and have the sweat out on my seat and everything? Because it might smell all the time. I'm going to take my shirt off and drive home and see if anyone's looking. I'm not. No, no, but I'm saying like- Right. How am I being mocked for this? If you've got a reason for it, if you're wet, then of course. Yeah. But even then, I don't. In Ibiza, after the champagne, I took it off then. But I'm saying like, just to go out to the shops. Yeah. Seatbelts to Shafi. Shafi? Shafi.

- Next one. I feel you, Josh. - Grak says, "People who can sing well should sing bad on purpose during karaoke." - I do actually, and I'm not trying to call out Tali here, but I do, even people who can sing,

you just start doing nothing and you start singing. I'm like, what are you trying to do? Like we get it, you can sing. - She sings all the time. - I know, but she's just practicing, right? - Yeah. - But some people do it on purpose. - Yeah. I think karaoke though, I hate, I mean, I hate anyone who tries to force anyone to sing 'cause I hate it. I hate karaoke. But anyone who doesn't sing, everyone goes, "Come on, sing, oh, don't be boring, come on." But then they'll do it to a good singer and be like, and then as soon as they start singing, they'll sit down and be like, "Oh, showing off."

- Yeah, true. - You forced them to sing. - Yeah, true, true. I hate that moment when people force you to do anything. And I hate it because sometimes it's literally not because, you're having fun, you're enjoying it, and someone then makes you feel bad for not having fun. And I'm like, actually, I'm having fun, but sometimes I don't wanna do that. - The last time I went to karaoke, everyone tried to force me to do it. And I was having a really good time. As soon as they started forcing me to do it, I was like, I don't wanna be here. I wanna go home now. - And for me, people go, "Oh, can you rap?" They're like, "Rap for us." I'm like, "No."

I was on a livestream, and they were like, "How many donations to the channel for you to stop rapping?" I'm like, "Zero." And also, I can't do it without any music anyway. - You should've just rapped. - I could not think of anything more cringe than doing that. I think if I started rapping like that, I'd stop crying. With embarrassment, I think my eyes would start watering with how embarrassed I am. - Okay.

So whoever asks the person out pays for the first date. I quite like that, you know. I think that, yes. I think, and by the way, I think in any situation, if you are the one asking someone to go out, not even just for a date, you should be willing to then pay. So if I said to you, do you want to play golf tomorrow? I should have to pay for you. No, I think more so, but no,

No, but you should be prepared to because I'm for example I've been in a situation before where I've asked someone because you say no they can say no But then you go now come on man. Come on. Come on So if you're gonna go for a meal with someone and you're like, come on Come on, they might not be able to afford it or might not be able to budget in with their week or whatever Yeah, and you're like and you're like, come on, please man, please you get there order this order that order this split it It's like I get it if you're I get it if you're Pushing them to come. Yes. So yeah, so if I said to you like I'll join a play golf tomorrow like

no i'm all right and i'm like no come on like just come to my own play golf whatever then i get it yeah yeah but if i said to you john play golf and you said yeah i shouldn't have to be even willing to pay for both of us yeah and i agree by the way also golf's a bit of an extreme example it's kind of expensive but i'm sick but like i just think like you know sometimes when people force one to come on something they don't want to do and then they've got to pay for it as well it's like well i don't want to be in the first place and you'll yeah it'd be like oh you're boring man you're boring come on come on you know but this i mean i think it should always just be 50 50

Someone can offer, but if you ain't offering back, I ain't the one. Yeah. Leave, run. Isaac, socks are good at first when going to sleep, then they get worse. Yeah, I agree. If you wear socks when you sleep, that's weird. I agree, but I used to be a sock wearer. I used to love it. I used to not be able to fall asleep without socks on. That makes sense. No, but I've changed.

yeah because i realized when i used to play wars i can be changed by accident though no no i started i like it i now i can't sleep with socks on they feel so trapped so enclosed and i like feeling the sheets rub between my toes i love that now in the air oh i've got stories to tell you in a second that's like right now actually okay going to bed last night yeah spider

at all yeah picked up some clothes to move them and spider came out of it okay and i was like i cannot go to bed knowing that it's in here so i have to kill it sorry anyone who loves spiders uh and it's and you know the worst thing about spiders and on a carpet

You squash them. They just survive. They just squish in. Yeah, the carpet just goes down with them. So I, for example, put my suitcase on top of it. Didn't do anything. I had a candle. That's all I had. I was like, smashing it with the candle. It kept coming back. So what I did in the end was I just covered it with the candle.

And then stood on it, on the candle a bit, and like did like this. This is the only idea, I'm rotating my ankle, but it's my wrist, but I'm sitting on my ankle. And then I was like, and I waited there like 10 minutes while looking at it, just to see if it came out. I didn't open it again in case it screwed up. Then I put a, actually, you know like a matinee, matinee box without the matinee in it, on top, trying to add some more weight to it, and went to bed. So even now it's still under there. Okay.

So I hope it's dead. Cause it's just, you know that stat where they say like seven spiders a year go into your mouth? Apparently it's a myth. But I'm like, this spider is in my room. If I'm a spider, it could crawl up me and go into my mouth. I feel like it's quite likely that, maybe not seven, but just a couple. And I just, yeah, I don't want that in my life. I don't want a spider in my belly. Okay. Ellie says, David Attenborough voice isn't soothing.

That's just wrong. No, I agree. What? He's got a nice voice. It's great entertainment to watch and hear him. But I don't fall asleep listening to it. Because it sounds like he's going to die. I'm like, just, bro, you know what? Sometimes you've got to call him. This isn't at you, by the way. He's going to die now. He's going to come out on the day he dies. Everyone's going to be like, look at this guy, man. How inconsiderate.

- As of recording this, he ain't dead yet. - This isn't at you. - If he dies on this date, what? - A big pet peeve of mine is when people do David Attenborough voice. - Did I just do it then? - No, no, no, 'cause you were taking the piss out of it. - Yeah, okay. - But you know when people are like, they do it and they're like, "Who we see, oh wow." It's not the same. And as much as you can do a good impression, it's not the same. It's not. You're not an old man doing it. - Just get active now. - Yeah. - Tap something in. - Never do a David Attenborough impression. - No, no.

It's weird. Shelby, only go to a concert if you know all songs of the set. I disagree so much. Because sometimes you realize how good someone is. If you can enjoy a concert without knowing the songs, they are amazing. Yeah, and sometimes you go to a concert just to...

Experienced for the first time you don't know they are you know let's see them at their truest form live also why just like we had this a post Malone I don't and I partook in it over there because like you have to but I don't like looking this at this before I Hate it. What's the point Josh does it? Yeah, Josh does that every time and then he comes over and goes oh the next one's gonna be this time Because I'm like but then the reason I enjoyed at the time was why I don't want to enjoy it and

Also, I don't watch trailers before movies either. If you're committed to go, then you don't need to watch a trailer. I hate people who do that. I know someone who watches a TV show or a film, goes to the end first, watches that, then goes back. Psychopathic, man. The fact they're in your life is weird. Enjoy the concert, man. The one time I did enjoy it as well was when we went to the movie guy.

- "Hands in my..." - Yeah, I liked that one. - That one was okay, 'cause sometimes you wanna know what film it is. - What is it? - Yeah, what is this? - And you see the set and you're like, "Do I recognize that set? Oh, it's this. Oh, that's why. That makes sense." - And also, if you know the set, you also know when it's gonna end, and I hate that as well. - Yeah.

I've told you before my thoughts on comedy. Well, you see the whole thing of like when someone starts playing a song, like you just hear the first couple notes. You don't get that because you're like, oh yeah, I know it's this. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to know. Cheers, Josh. That Taylor Swift, she does a different one-off song. She does an acoustic version of a different song every time. No one knows. Imagine this though at Glastonbury, if you had to know every single song by every artist. Well, that's the other thing is you're never going to know all the songs by...

The support acts. True. So if you're going to... What? So I can't go see Drake because he's got someone else performing with him. Yeah, Shelby. Now what? Now you look so stupid. Well, one of the best people I ever saw live was actually not the top, but they were very good. It was One Republic. They were a support act, but...

I knew apologize and that was it. And they came, they were like, yeah, we've been in the jungle writing this album. You should have played the album. You should apologize for what you just said actually. It was amazing. What? Why should I apologize? Because you fucking care about one Republic man. Why? I'm joking, I'm joking. Too late to apologize. Who the fuck are you to say that? Too late. No, I agree. But it's just like, I feel like, I forgot they existed. They don't know you exist. I know. I don't need them to. You can say that about me.

But no, at the same time. Yeah, but I really liked it. I didn't know any of the songs except that. Now you do. Yeah. Name one other song from them. Fuck. Counting Stars. That was a bait one. I don't even know if you're correct. That's a huge one. You'll know that song. I probably do, yeah. Is it featuring JLS? No. All right. Luke Bryant says that stomach is better than arse and tits. Got a point, by the way. Yeah. But I don't agree, but you got a point.

Underrated. Very underrated. Yeah. Very underrated. Yeah. Josh, orange juice is so much better than apple juice. What?

- I disagree. - Just drink both and grow up. - Yeah, I like both. In different days, I like the ones. - Sometimes, and also I don't want too much of one. - You know what I love as well? I love going to a hotel and, well, one thing I hate about hotel drinks, so fucking small, the cups. I just sit there and drink them all before I sit down. But I like picking one. You've got water with a bit of cucumber in it, or you've got apple, orange, sometimes you whack a weird one in, like guava. - Guava. - What the fuck? - Yeah. - Why did I say guava? - I think I was wrong.

yes you you don't pronounce it guava you say what what did you say guava yeah you're right you're right you said guava i thought you said you don't pronounce anyway um why would i say guava is it our final choice because that's very niche i was about to say that yeah interesting how the mind works i saw a mind reading tiktok today did you do it on me no oh oh no you didn't i was gonna pretend fortune teller no it was like this whole thing of this guy right it's not gonna work but

He makes someone pick a card, right? So pick a card in your head. Don't say it. Okay. So you know what it is. Yeah. Okay. Now tell me any other card in the set, in the deck. Seven of diamonds. Okay. So what his logic was is men are really bad at lying, right? I'm bad at lying. So his logic is most guys don't change the color of the suit because they think that's too obvious. So you said a diamond. So it's probably a heart, the one you're thinking of. And then you went for a seven. So...

it's probably uh this this part i can't really gauge because he only said one part but i would say it's probably like a jack or a queen or a king of hearts what is it three of hearts but i don't know if you got that right no i felt so worthless well his logic was it was a 10 so the person went to the other end of it and said man was a three so i went seven because it's it's um double plus one

Why? I only saw a quick TikTok so I haven't learnt the entire art of mind reading. That is why I went diamond. Which is quite nuts the fact that I even got that. Do you think of a card? He knows it now. Yeah. Now I've said another one. Four of spades. You're thinking of two of clubs. Holy. I was thinking of two of clubs. No you weren't. I was. I swear.

- No you weren't. - I'm gonna try this all week. I'm gonna do this to everyone I meet. I'm a go at this. - I was thinking of doing a club. - 'Cause it went double. So same logic you did, it's fake. - Yeah. - So club, but then half it. - Mad. - Yeah, I fell for it. - Okay. - We can do this in life, you know? Try it with like Talia. - Yeah. Okay. Jamie Cross, should we do this as the last one? - Yeah. - Having a shit after the shower is better.

so wrong that's disgusting why would you go clean yourself to then dirty yourself what Jamie you need to be tested that's so odd I really don't like this Jamie's made me feel very uncomfortable oh nice next one Inez farts low key smell good you know it's bad when yours smells bad though sometimes you fart and you're like oh my god you've never had it

No. You've never had a fart of your own? No. Where you're literally there, you're like, I can't remember the time I did it. I don't remember the exact time. But as in, I know it's happened multiple times. Yeah. As in, I don't even want to stay there. So I'll fart near someone and then I'll run away. Also, I can know if it's bad. It doesn't affect me the same, but I know if that's bad.

I've had ones where it's like, I can't stay here. No, I do agree. Yeah, just different situations. Our last topic for today. Yeah, an interesting one. We've got 23 emotions people feel but can't explain. It's like John was in his feelings when he wrote this. Well, how are we going to read them if they can't explain them? Yeah. Sonder, the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and...

I get this all the time. - I do as well. - I hate it. - NPCs. - Yeah, but then you- - You guys are not. - Yeah. - You guys are not. And they're all you. - Yeah. - Inside. - But I'm thinking no one's going home and like doing stuff. - I still think I'm the most important person in life, right? - You are to you. - Yeah, I know. - Well, you have a child, so maybe not. - No, I'm saying, I'm saying, I think thing is right. You know, when I was a kid and my mom was like, life doesn't revolve around you. I was like, yeah, but it does though.

- Your life does. - Yeah, literally my life. - But life in existence doesn't. - Okay, what I'm saying is I don't know that. All I know is who I am. You could all be props. - True. - Truman Show, but fake. So I don't know this. - Truman Show, but fake. - I mean, I sort of feel because I think someone's watching me. No, I'm joking. I'm saying, you could be you and I could be just fake.

- That could just be your imagination. That could be a dream to you. - Yeah. - You don't know this. - This could all be a game in the future where someone's come back to live at this time. - Imagine. Imagine we're just sims. - Okay, well we got opia. The ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable. - Feel that, Thor. Feel that. - Shout it then. - Stop looking at me, man. - Monotropsis. The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place. - I'd say monocopus, no? - Fair.

feeling of being out of place I get it the other two that one didn't wow me try and read this next one then innuement was that that dot between the E don't know might just be a dot on the screen no it's not bitter sweetness of having arrived in the future seeing how things turn out but not being able to tell your past self no I think a robot wrote that velichor velichor the strange wistfulness of used bookshops that's probably you mate laughing

- I bought one book. - Where's your book today, man? - I didn't bring it because I was gonna get laughed at. - Yeah, good. - You are stopping my education. - No, I'm sorry about that. - The next, you know when I see, right, when I see Harper carrying a book ever. - She never will. She'll never carry a book. - She's never gonna read a book. - The only time she'll carry a book is if she's like at home and going from the sofa to the salad room. - If I see her holding a book ever in my life, I'm gonna go, "Your dad thinks you're a fucking loser." - You can say that. It's true. Only in public.

no if she's a helmet no if i'm there you can walk around your house if i'm there it's in public you can walk around your house in a book i'm at your house that means yours is now public true no okay but by the way i still want you to read the book well i've already burnt it so rubitosis the unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat i hate this one

I rarely ever get this. I hate it so much. Do you have a thing, right? Do you ever... So sometimes when I'm lying in bed and I put my head on the pillow... You can hear yourself, yeah. You can hear your heartbeat? Yeah, of course. But it sounds like ants marching into my brain. That's weird, yeah. No one else? That's really weird. You can hear your pulse, obviously. Yeah, but it sounds like...

- Like imagine- - Ants marching into your ear. - Imagine like if you could put a mic, you know the film Ants? - Yeah. - When they all start like marching. - I also know what ants are. - Yeah, but when they start marching, if you could put like an ASMR mic in that and they're all marching, so you'd have like a unified like- - Clump, clump, clump, clump, clump. - Yeah. - But it's off time though. - That's what I hear. - I think your heart's maybe wrong. - No, 'cause I still have like a normal heartbeat. - Boom, boom, boom. Not like, boom.

Not like that. Like, your heartbeat beats twice. Does it? It goes, dun-dun. Oh, right. Okay. Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm wrong then. Mine doesn't. Yeah, maybe your heart's wrong. Yeah, like this marching scene. I hear that as my heartbeat. I fucking hate this movie. I'll tell you why. It's just B-Tech for his life. Fair. They just didn't animate the ants right.

Kenopsia. The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but now abandoned and quiet. By the way, that was fucking COVID. I remember I had one cab journey, Sue me, where COVID was activated and London was empty. I don't think that gave me any eerie feeling though. It was super eerie. It's this place we've all known be as busy as hell and I can't see a single person. I don't think it made me think eerie though. I think it made me like...

more amazement. Yeah, yeah. But I can also see why... Okay, if you weren't in a cab and you were on the street, that'd be weird. I did. I went on a... You know when you're allowed exercise? Oh yeah, that's me too. I jogged...

I jogged from Centrepoint down Oxford Street. Yeah. And I jogged however long, like, say like 4 or 5k or whatever and saw about six people in the whole thing. Yeah, okay. And that's the busiest street in London. It's not eerie at all. No, it was more like this is amazing. Both spectrums are there. Right, you read the next one on the break. Yep. So, we have Mauerbauer Traugittkite. Ha!

That was decent. An explicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like. That's just deep. I thought it was like some urge to push people into the middle of the road. You have that? No, but I have like, I want to run myself into the middle way of the motorway. I'll put a knife into a toaster.

- There's a phrase for that as well. - Intrusive thoughts, right? - Yeah, lapel de vide. - Oh, I like that one. Lapel de vide, yeah. - Sounds smarter than intrusive thoughts. - The call of the void. - Yeah, intrusive thoughts makes you sound like a serial killer. - But again, I think this is your brain telling you not to do it. I think I read that, that's what it is. 'Cause I used to have the same thing about harping on my balcony in my flat. - Yeah, I know, you said. - Yeah, and it was more like, don't go near the balcony. So it's a good thing, you know what I'm saying? It's crazy though. And like, don't put the knife in.

- Juska, a hypothetical conversation that you can compulsively play out in your head. I have this all the time. - I told myself, I don't have like a- - No, not with yourself. - Oh. - As in like, oh, if I go tell Nick right now this, oh, he's gonna reply this, and then I'm gonna get pissed off, and then I'm gonna do the, oh. - I hate when you think, I hate when you have a conversation that's gonna go well, and you go to the person, bring it up, and they're just like, no.

I'm like, well, actually, I had shit to say. I had pre-written my lines and you're not letting me in. Well, that's that. Like, you've had a conversation in your head. Yeah, but you can't go back to the story. No, you should have said this. Yeah. Chrysalism. Chrysalism? Yeah. The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm. Yeah, that's quite nice. Have you seen? There's something in, I think, America or somewhere. Or Australia. I don't know. Maybe Google it. It's worth looking at. Oh, I'll tell you what it is first. LAUGHTER

It's like they it's like a spa or something that simulates a storm. Yeah, I've seen that We're probably all did it put on people. Yeah, I think everyone's but we're so basic Instagrammers man. Well, we we know that it's basic So we don't bring out. Yeah What I hate as well by the way is everything that anyone ever links on Instagram. It's gonna be busy now. Yeah, I

- 'Cause it's like if you're linking me, everyone else is linking. - Yeah, and there's nothing worse than going to, and they always go, "Look at this sweet spot that no one knows about." And then you get there and it's just queue. And I hate queuing. Not 'cause it's not, I don't wanna be entitled, but I just hate queuing. If something's worth queuing for, it's not worth queuing for? I don't know, it's "Tombstone" or something. Let's do a few more. - VermaDarlin. No, that's 23. - All right. - The frustration of photographic-- - We need a count, though. - Oh yes, we can do 13. - We can. - The frustration of photographic something

- What? Something amazing when thousands of identical, yes, I have this all the time at concerts. - Yeah, yeah. And also I'm also like, I get filming the moment, I do get it. 'Cause sometimes you wanna film and look back at something. I get it, once. - Yeah. - You don't need to film the whole concert. - Yeah. - And also I've seen people, I saw it at golf, Rory McIlroy was about to hit his shot or Tyler was about to hit it and everyone's filming it. I'm like, why don't you just watch it at home? 'Cause you also, I would rather see myself on TV

watching it, then look at my POV of what the shot was. And also I hate when people are clearly friends and both film in. - Yeah, just one of you film it and send it. - Send it man, yeah. - But that's the same when you go see someone in a concert and like, so my rule is always, okay, I'm gonna take one picture and I'm gonna film 15, maximum 15 seconds of maybe my favorite song. But then there's this urge, I don't do it, but there's an urge to like, I film a song and say Drake, and I do,

I started from the bottom, don't know why, but I filmed that. And then two songs later he does a song and I'm like, I fucking love this song. I want to film that one. - True. - And I just get that over and over again. - Yeah, I mean, you can, I think again, it's fine. - But then why? Why do I bother? I've never, I don't think I've looked back at videos of concerts. - There's one in my head and two total. One was Kanye and Jay-Z coming up on those big stands. I'll probably go and watch that again soon. But not the whole thing. Just like watch that, oh, that was sick.

And I filmed one of Post Malone, I Fall Apart. I thought it was really nice. So I watched that back. But... And I will say, I literally will watch it back. Okay. I filmed that with no... I want to watch this moment because it was so good. But I feel like so many people were just there the whole time. Yeah. And that's like...

But my logic is someone's filmed it better than you. Yeah, I agree. So why not watch theirs and enjoy the moment? Because if you're like, okay, I'm watching this moment back because it was so sick, the moment you're watching back, you didn't enjoy that much because you were just filming. Yeah, I agree. What about people who film themselves

at a concert like one to do selfie of their face well they do the same they do the same thing every time where they're like say fall apart's playing they're filming themselves and they're like oh i fall apart dancing around and as soon as they stop filming face down looking at their phone figuring out what they're going to capture it like that and then they're not enjoying the rest of the song yeah there's a spectrum it's okay to take a photo it's okay to also video but i'm like if you're doing it the entire time then it's what's the point and i also think like

It's also sad when you look at a video and you see everyone filming. I hate that. It's always being filmed as well. The one thing I hate though is when we saw David Guetta and Ibiza, I took a photo and I was actually taking a photo of David Guetta. But in the photo, everyone's on their phone. And part of me really wanted to caption it with the whole, did anyone film it or something like that. But then I'm like, I'm one of them. I also took a photo of that, but I went like this.

if I was listening I'd just put my hands up and take a photo and made a weird sound effect yeah I kind of wish I didn't do that anecdote a conversation in which everything everyone is talking but nobody is listening it's a real conversation no I'm not saying everyone likes to sound like their own voice more than the person they're talking to I like yours more than mine you're just saying that I do I hate my voice oh last one barely wait hold on go down a bit can we get 14 nah nah that's okay that's alright

Last one, 13. Ellipsism. A sadness that you'll never be able to know how history will turn out. Well, I didn't have that until now. What? I don't get it. So you don't know how history is going to turn out because you're going to be dead. Yeah, because it'll be rewritten by...

people in the future. So we don't know like what this will be in like 100, 200 years because we'll be dead. But also we won't know. The sadness of not knowing how the present will be perceived in the future. Yeah. But also I think this probably also counts. You don't know what 100 years is going to be looked at in the future. So we know what the 1800s were like or 1900s like. We're never going to know what this is or the future is going to look like in the past. I'd love to know what this era is like in a thousand years.

- Oh fuck man, now I'm sad. I didn't know this until now. - Well there is one last one, number 14. It is the fatigue generated by senseless violence. - What? - I mean it's an- - I didn't like that one. - No, no, violence is bad. - What was your best one there? What one hit you the most? - That last one just hit me the hardest. - Yeah? - The history one. The heart one, this whole time I've been here for another heart but go. - I think mine was either the, what was the first one? The first one, all the time.

The realization that each person... Yeah, yeah. I saw some as well. Although this one, I don't agree with. You know how like... I saw someone on TikTok who had over 100,000 followers, say, and they were filming a stadium that has 100,000 people in it. And they were like, isn't this crazy that I have more... They weren't doing it in a cocky way. Yeah, yeah. But this is... And I agree. That is true. But also, that's not how followers work, though. It is way more... Nah, but it still hits you. Yes, but your followers don't just sit there. No, I know. But the first time I went to...

for example. Yeah. And it was like, however many seats, say 80,000. Yeah. I was like, okay, that's 80,000 people. If 500,000 people watch your video. Yeah. Think how many picture it as that. I know it's, that's not how it is, but like,

That's the only way you can see it as a scale. Yeah, I do think of it as well. For example, I was watching that video and thinking, wow, only 100,000. I've got 500,000. Imagine that time slot. But no, it's different. Number seven, I think, also hit me. The Juska one. If you can, Nick.

- I think it was number seven. - Or nine, you're so wrong. - Yeah, the hypothetical conversation. - Oh, not for me as much. - Oh, all the time. - Maybe your brain goes different than mine. Mine's a little bunky doing this. Hit a symbol inside of my head. - Well, yeah. Let us know which one hit you the most and I guess we call it there for today. - Yeah, thanks for watching. Chip, you know, here's what it is, no high feelings. What we do now, I hate you. No, I'm kidding. We'll do it soon.

Thanks for watching. Peace. Peace, peace, peace.