Calfreezy & Callux | #251 | What's Good
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Hey Shrest, what's going on? The van went past and they're like, you're alright mate? And I'm there like, oh my, this is humiliating. Oh, it's that hole! Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a beautiful life we're potentially going to be able to live. The reason JJ is taking this challenge is because he knows you're not going to do it. I think it's a rattle, bro. Nah, man, that is ridiculous. I'm never doing that again. Oh yeah, he tries to kiss me and I wouldn't let him. I earned the money and then in three days it was gone. I don't think I've seen anyone except JJ. This is so controversial, this. I had to stop because I thought I was going to die. My organs were shutting down.

yo what's up guys and welcome back to the what's good podcast today we got an all-time classic because we've got calyx and calvary but how you guys doing it's my favorite it's my favorite kind of podcast man just friends you know you're gonna cough again why don't you cough again what's your favorite podcast you done ever yeah yeah i know it wasn't the latest jj when you were complaining about that but yeah i don't know how you got it signed off to be honest

I don't get it. What have I missed? We didn't turn it to the team, we just posted it. Oh yeah. Did he get angry about that? He didn't. We actually sent it to him for the fellas and we got back half the podcast that we recorded. Actually, they actually asked us just not to put it out. They were like, this is so bad, you just can't put it out. For real? Yeah. And I was there like, no, this is going out. You just, you gotta just come out where you want. And so yeah, it was about half of the podcast. It's not more than half. Wow. What's the moral of the story then?

Don't ask for forgiveness, not for approval from JJ's. To be fair, our footage from the podcast corrupted. So we had to send the editor six 450 gigabyte files. So he couldn't, we had no time to send it for approval because it was down to the wire.

It's a good excuse. It happens every time he's here as well. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit of housekeeping as well. Everyone's complaining at John for the fact that we have not pulled the screen film off, but I want to let you guys know this is a anti-glare screen that John got put in. They didn't put it in right. We're getting a new one in. So this is not like the TV thing that you pull off. It's actually, you know, anti-glare technology, but we're going to get a better one. It's going to be better. Don't they come with like, you know, like the scrapers that you push the air bubbles out with? They were trying. They were there for a long time. Who was it?

I can't tell you that. Because they did a good job with the set overall. It was John. Okay. You can't just blame John. The set's alright, yeah. I think you've done a decent job, but this kind of just ruined it. I love the set. I think the set's sick. I love how big it is. Such an upgrade on whatever the fuck you had before. Thank you, Cal. Thank you. I would say... He's being serious. He's being serious. I am being serious. You know I like the set. You know I like the set. Cal's like, yeah, you've done alright. I think Cal 3... I think John seeks for approval from Cal more than us do. Is that right?

really we went out as long as the set's cool the set's cool i don't know why you have to make it like a weird drama thing for no reason like he's just sat there behind minding his own damn business and there you are going like oh john's gotta do this john's just working his fucking ass off he's no i respect me and john bonded throughout the set being made me and john bonded a lot a lot do you reckon that was the thing that brought you closest like because before you had quite a lot of beef right but from his perspective i always loved him that's why i put so hard on him because i loved him

For fuck's sake. They say sometimes you're hardest on the people you love the most. Look at me and Laura.

What's the first topic? So the set is... No, no, hold on. I'm going back. After the podcast last week, John and I went out to Pendulum and he was buying you a drink, right? It's free, by the way, for the audio listeners. Important point to Cal. And I was over there and I thought, after tomorrow I'll get it, John, don't worry. He goes, nah, I'm getting free of your drink. Yeah, no, I appreciate that. I owe him a drink now. That's just a big brain play, really. I'm going to be a little stirring snitch here. Go on then. And...

John, you sent me a text saying that Randy, or you said in person that Randy was just drinking loads. It was on him. John, I've heard this too, by the way. John is a menace. And I heard you were giving them drinks.

I heard a story, John, where you, anytime someone had their back turned and had a half glass full, you would come and supply them with a brand new drink, even if it was five minutes after. Oh, wait, wait, you're talking about Pendulum? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, mate. Mate, I need to get the party started. Come on. Yeah, but you said like, oh, Randy was just drinking loads. You failed to mention the fact that you were the reason. Yeah. So did you know that Randy had a flight in the morning?

Yeah, but Randy's an adult and if he doesn't want a drink, he can look after himself. By the way, I am an absolute unit at getting to places. You missed two flights. I know, and that's why I was so upset that day. It's probably an ode to my current breakdown I'm going through.

Have you put the clip anywhere of you crying? No, I might post it somewhere. This is one of the craziest clips. I haven't seen the falling over. Oh. No, so what happened was I fell over and then I started vlogging and I was like, I'm not going to lie to you guys, I just fell over and then it stopped and then there's another one where I start recording again and I start crying and

And I'm like, but no matter what, I get the work done. And I literally go, it goes, Harper, the boys and the work. No matter what, I get the work done. And I'm literally crying in the studio. It's like I'm crawling. And I get in here and I fucking try and edit a podcast and I couldn't sync the audio for the life of me. I couldn't sync it up. And I thought, oh, fuck this, I'm going to bed. And I went to bed and missed the flight. You're literally going through like the maddest shit right now.

Yeah but it's weird Because I'm going through like It's like up and down So I'm having a great time But it also sucks at the same time It's really weird I'm pretty sure that's straight up Just what a midlife crisis is though Is it? Yeah I'm pretty sure The highs are high The lows are really low Fuck yeah I've been there buddy Like it's cool You're coming out of it I thought yours was coming

That's fucking crazy. You think his midlife is coming? That is fucking mental. He's well past his midlife. In a way, his midlife's gone because he's only going to live to 60. What are you off of? Why'd you kill that? I'm going to live longer now.

because of Brian Johnson. So what is that? I don't get it. Yeah. You know about Brian Johnson? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he not just take like 700 vitamins a day or something? Yeah, but now he's got it all down into like a really concise...

Dosage. That you can buy for... You can buy it for money. Yeah, now. The blueprint. No, no, no. He legitimately thinks that he can make all of humanity live longer and that all of our governments don't care about us at all. And it's his job and duty. Yeah, that's what I mean. So while he is selling stuff, he feels like his job and duty is to make people that have had cancer that are apparently going to live until 60... I respect it. ...live longer. Did he...

did he give you anything like any bit of info that really surprised you were you there like i'm talking like if you could give one tip to everyone right now what was one thing that he told you and you're like oh i can go and implement that tomorrow he looked at this is i'll come to that but the thing that's approach to actually surprise me i will answer it but the thing that surprised me he looked at my weep though he went oh yeah it's actually really good

And I was like, how is my whoop day? Good. So that surprised me. Your sleep is awful, isn't it? No, no, no. Look, last night, brother. Go on, take a look. While I'm telling you the piece of information. Mine's been up for like three weeks now. You're still wearing it. Yeah, I love it. I'd recommend it to everyone. Sleep is more important than you could ever realise. Even if you think you know it's important, it's more important than that. Are you still looking? No, he's on his lockstep. Yeah, I logged out. I'm just set up. No, I'm trying to find your fucking... Did you tell him you had cancer as a kid?

uh at the end why do you always waffle like that because because you always bring it up it's mental he said randy i i will continue praying for your downfall where the fuck are you so he was like yeah your whoop looks impressive and then got to the end he went oh by the way i had cancer yeah oh scrap everything yeah true true no no no go to daily yeah i mean that was last night like yeah we've got to look at the month probably zoom out

81% That's alright JJ is the worst guy for sleep JJ doesn't sleep He's got a problem man What If you haven't listened to a podcast about sleep You should listen to Matthew Walker's Joe Rogan podcast If you actually wanna That's a popper That's one of the best podcasts I've ever listened to And then once you watch that And you find out that JJ only sleeps about 5 hours a night You're gonna realise that your favourite YouTuber is dying So does Harry Yeah I was so shocked by that I thought Harry was like a proper health guy

But he sleeps, yeah, five hours a night. Did you watch the podcast? Yeah, no, he's got really bad sleep. But when he lived with us, it was like he would go to bed late, but then he would wake up late as well. No, bro, you're talking about when you saw him though, right? He's the kind of guy to lock the door and be like, I'm on my own for a bit.

I'm not going out to hang out with you guys. But also, in that time period that you guys lived within, didn't it get pranked every single day by you lot? Hey bro, that was a real time in my life where I needed the money. Yeah, the game's the game. Game is the game, yeah. But what does that tell you? That two of the funniest, most successful people in our group get no sleep? Yeah. I mean, JJ wrote a song about it. Yeah. Yeah. It's a banger. Do you get good sleep? I did until I got the puppy and I will again. That's normal though. Yeah.

Give me a couple of weeks and I'll be back. And I feel like now that you don't do like late night streaming, it should get back to normal. I'm in bed by half 10. Yeah. Sleep by 11. Yeah. I'm on that. Up at 7.30. When are you getting a weep so we can see someone? I had one for ages. Delicious. And then I got banned from the group. No, you didn't. Oh.

This has to be cleared up a little bit. So when you boys have the hardest truths, these are trying to join and you wouldn't let them. Me, Toby, Josh. I don't know why you're looking in my direction. No, I'm not because you actually added me straight away because I was with you. You just added me in. But I think whoever you asked, it was Ethan.

Was it Ethan? I don't want to throw shade here if it doesn't deserve. We asked someone and they were like, no, you can't do it until you've had it for six months. No, 30 days. That's not something that I would say. It might have been you. So did you have it for six months? I think... It was 30 days, right? It wasn't 30 days. That's what I thought. It wasn't 30 days because I probably ended up wearing it for like...

three or four months sure and then I was like okay I've done it or maybe someone was just pulling your leg they were definitely pulling your leg well none of us got in he got in he got in yeah yeah but he wasn't one of the three that got told it

Toby's in. Yeah, they are now. Go on, slap it back on them. I mean, if you don't care, the only thing is, the thing about the Whoop band is that it's only worth doing if you actively care about the numbers that it's giving to you. If it's just more of like a curiosity thing, then I think it's a bit pointless. If you genuinely want to try and, like, you've got to gamify it to the point where you're there like, I want these numbers to go higher, rather than going, oh, okay, that's what I got. The issue is I've seen it actively change people's day. Yeah.

and how they feel. I hear this, but who and when? I've seen Ethan do it. I've seen Ethan do it, and I've seen Harry do it. They'll come in and they'll check their mood and be like, oh, I had bad sleep. You were in a good mood two minutes ago, and then you've seen you've had a bad sleep. I think it's changing the mood, though. He's just going, oh man, I had a bad sleep. Sorry, what's that? Why is it crooked? Is that really so that we're in a deep combo and you can't stay concentrated for one minute?

ADHD. I've got some pills for that if you want. I can actually sort you out with some pills. Yeah? They're a prescription though, so you've got to go get them. They are a prescription, so I can just give them to you, but we have to sign a waiver first. I'm down. Sorry, I didn't mean to do it. I did not mean to do it. That's okay. Just don't do it again. Go on, get us back on track. No, I think that Ethan's mood wasn't changed the whole day. It was just changed for that moment he looked at it. He's not crying about it. He's like, oh, tomorrow I need to make sure I get back to sleep. I think at the beginning, when you first get the mood, I think it can do that. Yeah, agreed. And then after a while you go...

Fuck it, man. It's just numbers, isn't it? Also, it's numbers, but I think you become so dialed in that you just know what you are. Yeah. But the thing that you're not dialed in on is your monthly changes. Okay. So month to month, and if you start working out and you're seeing your HRV and your sleep go up,

That's that good shit. That hits different. The only thing about HRV as well was like, I put in the chat, like, oh, what's a good HRV? It's still an individual. Yeah. But then you find out it's your own. But I get that from 8sleep. No, you don't. That's a knackered version. Oh, okay. Well, I got recommended by you. No, no, no. 8sleep's incredible. HRV reading. Sounds like somebody with an investment. I fucking wish.

Three grand a pop for a bed. Mate, I wish. And apparently that's how that relationship started, isn't it? You were looking to go to the F1 and someone just hooked you up. Yeah, I said on Twitter, I'm willing to sell my soul to someone who will get me to the Grand Prix this weekend. And then Francis from Aidsley replied, what an absolute babe. And you know what? I'm going to shout out, she's just started music.

as well so shout out to her what the fuck are you doing on the spot shout out to her that's crazy shout out to her that is crazy shout out to her she's incredible how did you find that out that's crazy how did you even get onto that conversation you just asked me the question no with her oh right

No, I just, I follow her on Instagram and she, she, she's incredible. Yeah. She, she just started making money. What the fuck is wrong with you? Mate, she hooked us all up with eight sleepers. She's hooked the gang up with 20 grand a kit. The least I can do is say her first name and say that she makes music. Fair enough. Love your music. Big fan. Yeah.

I haven't got eights to go. I was waiting for a consistent bed. I still haven't got one yet. So I'll let you know when I'm, when I'm, you know. Oh shit. Yeah. That's why I didn't. Yeah. I was not sure what my situation was. Well, she doesn't work there anymore. All right. Okay. She just makes music. She just makes music. Yeah. Well, where's her next tour date then? God, you guys keep chatting about eights. We don't want to know. I want to ask you guys a question. Hmm.

piss video yeah yeah let's talk about that yeah because i've read the comments okay it all started with wtf wtf wtf because in fairness the title of the video is absolutely insane have you been demonetized on it yet no i heard i was 50 50 thinking that very well could be the one we know the lines yeah you do know the lines and we know we can't go over what um well you send your videos to youtube

It's called upload bro Sorry Fuck I hate you bro There are certain YouTubers in the world That have to send their videos To YouTube No But we knew the The lines around pissing Because of the Try not to move challenge Where JJ pissed on them And that got demonetized Did that get demonetized Because of hand pissing It didn't

because of the way it's done. Yeah. Okay. But we had to... Because it could have been apple juice. Could have been warm apple juice. Yeah, you see JJ's face, you see some water on them. Yeah, that's all you see. I get that. Shot really cleverly. When we were in Amsterdam and you told me about this video, I did not think it was how it ended up being. The try not to pee or the... I thought...

Like you were all in a line and you have to, you show it, you piss yourself. You can't just go to the toilet and say, I'm going to piss. We did originally say that. I thought you have to piss yourself. We were just like, that's quite funny. We thought about it. That's what Chip said. It was recorded today. And he was there like, the one thing that it missed was somebody pissing themselves. But then I thought, well, I reckon that would probably get demonetized.

You can't tell because it could be just again water bottle. In my opinion, if you're getting to that point, yeah, that's dangerous. You're likely to get like a UTI or something like that. Because the stat that was reeled out to me multiple times as a sergeant of the video was nobody can really drink more than three litres of liquid because that's when it starts getting dangerous or something like that. It's true. And there was an ambulance on standby. There was an ambulance. That was really smart. But the video is doing well. It ended up in it.

Yeah, but not for pissing. He's having a heart attack. Something like that. Out of 10, what do you reckon? Nah, I saw Vic posted 10. It's a 3. So I'm hoping it's a 3. It is still a 3. Good, good. Love that. I'm really excited about this, by the way, because I think you lot have been playing too easy so far. And I want some more, like, real videos like this.

yeah that's fair the thing is that idea was literally because we all we had a meeting to come up with video ideas and everyone was sat there getting really tired because the meet had gone on like three hours and then someone just went i think jay-jay said he was like try not to piss challenge and then everyone kind of went yeah you know what yeah let's go that's sick and then we got uh josh was very anti it i was like of course i was like it is a lazy idea but it depends on

You can turn it into a good video, but I'm not sure about it. And then on the day, I thought it was jokes. Yeah. Like I said, when you guys told me the video idea, I thought I'm being reeled into a stinker here. I agree. This is going to bring my averages because I only average five and above out of ten for the Sidemen. Highest viewed video ever. Highest viewed video. We hold that title. So I was there like, when are you going to get into the top 21, Dave? I don't know.

But to be fair, then when we actually filmed it, I genuinely thought it was so funny. The best bit about it for me was the diary room

And then also having like the little secret missions. I think that adds like another element to the video. The first secret mission was so good. Yeah, the TikTok. Yeah. I must say, Max Fosh pissed me off. I was watching it back and the kiss on the cheek and he just told Ethan. The thing I forgot to say to him, but I kind of just assumed that was obvious, but I guess not. And fair enough. You said it specifically to me. Yeah. You cannot say what your secret mission is. I think that's why we did that.

was because we found out that I had assumed and he just went to Ethan I just need a kiss on the cheek so I can give someone a drink oh yeah he tries to kiss me and I wouldn't let him yeah yeah and that's what I wanted shit like that and so yeah I fucked it a bit but yeah the secret missions were funny I think it's more than the pool diving bit oh Max smashed it oh he got so into it such a good I wish he didn't go first

No, I think it's funnier because then you just see both like, like Vic's one was so dead. I wish, I wish at the time I realized how next it was. He just did like this, like torpedo. Yeah. Or he's like, he's smart. You know what he told me he was going to do as well. He was like, bro, I've got this. I was like, no, no, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. He's like, no, no, I've got this. I'm going to dive under and then I'm going to come up and then go down and come up again, go down.

Then I was like, no, no, no. But they've said you have to come straight out again. So don't stay in there. And he was like, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, Cal, Cal, Cal, what are the rules? You tell the rules. He's like, no, no, no. I was like, Vic, get in and get out. And then it was just the deadest thing ever. And then the funniest bit of it all to me was actually Josh panicking because he realized he had nothing that could compete with Max Walsh unless he got his cock out. He should have got his cock out. He should have got it out. That would have been great. I'm really curious to see what Josh's cock looks like. Yeah.

yeah i'm always putting on my well we actually had to blur the shot of everyone peeing do you have josh's willy because you know oh yeah yeah uh i was showing their cock yeah yeah it's blur it so who got to do the raw edit who do i speak to yeah we need to ask i don't know who's got the chopper well the button's like concave i think it is so it makes it look bigger or smaller i don't know no like that it would make it look like bulges out yeah actually a glimpse of josh's that's all i need

Maybe Vegas. I don't know why, but I just think it would be mad freckly. Whose cocks have we seen? You haven't seen mine. I've seen JJ's. JJ's always. I haven't seen Harry's. You've not seen Harry's, right? Yeah, I've never seen Harry's. I haven't seen Harry's. I don't think I've seen anyone's except that night. That fateful night. I don't think I've seen anyone except JJ's. Is this going to be the game again? Yeah, I don't think, we're not really like that type of friend group though. You know how some friend groups are, they love, they whack each other off. And that is just a level of friendship. Ethan and Harry are, aren't they?

Also, they did like pull-ups on your old... Like naked? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess we are a little bigger. Everyone's gay though. I think it's more humiliating, by the way, to have to admit you need to go for a piss than just pissing yourself in that video. Like saying, sorry, I forgot to go and do wee now. Absolutely not. I don't know in what world you think that's why. In a video, you have to piss yourself and you're not judged. That's why he wasn't invited, by the way. I was going to say, what is that all about? That is...

Saying I need to pee or peeing yourself? Because in a video where you're trying to piss, if I've drank too much water and you're forcing me to drink water and I stop pissing myself, he can't last. That's the point. But for me to go, guys, sorry, I have to now decide that I can't make this and I have to go to the little boys room and do a little piss. To the what? So the reason why, so I thought about it.

I thought for the cons, cause I'm a content guy. You're a content guy. For the content, I thought about pissing myself. And then the next, very next thought that I had was, this is going to be on the internet forever. My kids are going to watch this.

this oh yeah but is it like why did you piss yourself uh son you you literally drove a ferrari into school today that's why daddy pissed himself okay yeah that's see that lobster yeah that's being cooked up by fucking francois the chef francois big up francois chef i do yeah you eat the food the what do you eat the food i do eat the food kind of question i get free meal prep and i don't eat it forget it just goes off

Yeah. It's tough though. Like if you're out every day, you've got to get the meals in. But now we're all on this gym grind, aren't we? Sure. My gym grinds. I am ashamed of myself. You should be. And it actually pisses me off because I invite you to shit all the time. Like gym shit as well. Sometimes I just message you. You do it on the weekend when I'm clearly not in London. Don't you just want to do Zumba every day? Zumba? Yeah. I want to try that. What is it you want to do? Zumba, bro. It's called Barry's Bootcamp. Oh, you go Barry's? Yeah.

yo he knows him on first out like he's just like i don't know varies and then what i do sometimes one rebel i'm a rebbler you know what i'm trying to say yeah is that the boxing one get that that's it right no all right real talk right i will talk about the podcast started i was dying to ask you guys but we'll wait until we get on the podcast uh stress levels so how stressed are you on a daily basis

depends what day of the week it is as a general consensus mate honestly i'll let cal start uh i don't really get stressed like that for real yeah he's someone that doesn't seem stressed to me i don't really seem like yeah you're right you know i do get that but i feel like you're good at making yourself not stressed i am the reason i ask is i am so stressed all the time i'm like 99% stress but what can you besides your if it's just the family side of things that causing stress it can't be work

It is work. Because my struggle is, right? I feel like I've done well in life, but I've never got to where I want to be. But I'm trying to catch up to you guys all the time. Yeah, but that's good. I love that. I love the fact that I'm poor in my friendship group. But that's not stressful. That's more like...

as cheesy as it is inspirational no but it can become stressful if you feel like you're trying so i can like treading water you're not getting closer and i was treading water yeah i'm i'm that's why i love orcas yeah riptide with orcas and you just want to get away from the orcas because even though they're nice even though you speak the same language i love orcas you need to get back on land no because you're cold and wet i want to go with the orcas i was going to just say that like orcas could represent

But then you said that and I don't want to say that anymore. But also, I was thinking the same thing. That's why I wanted to... No, no. By the way, I want to point out, we've got Adam today, by the way, in the crew land. Hi, Adam. I personally love Adam. From the day I met him, I thought, you're the real one. You're a real guy. So what the fuck have you got to do with... So why are you stressed if you've got two real ones behind the camera? Yeah. With your work stuff, you've got the daily vlogging and stuff. I get that that can... Trying to be consistent with that can be stressful. Yeah, yeah.

But... That is a choice again. Yeah, put that pressure on yourself. No, not really though because he has to put food on the table. Yeah, but when you started it, you were very much like, I'm going to do vlogs most days. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to care about it. I'm not going to do like title, thumbnail, like go for it. True.

True. The game's the game. That's your own thoughts. But it's better to put a good tackle on something than put a worse one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't chase it is what I'm saying. I'm not, I haven't, yeah, I've been chasing the concepts rather recently rather than, but I think it's opposite. I think planning the concepts are better because then you're not in the backseat. I'd rather be in the front seat. But the vlogs actually have been literally earning money this year. Without that, I don't know what I'd be doing. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but didn't you spend the month's earnings in the first,

No, no, no, I did. I spent, I, should I say how much I made? I made like. No, no, don't say it, don't say it. Okay. Yeah, you can say how much you made on vlogs. Sure. I made like, it's like 15k. Holy shit. What have you vlogged? Yeah, the first month payment I got since January. What RPM do you have on that channel? Not much, four or five, but I was getting like good videos. I was getting good views. Yo. You want to vlog? Yo, I might actually just. What would you like to vlog? I keep saying I'm going to do weekly ones. Why don't we start a Padel channel?

Why do you say it like that? Is that how you say it? Padel? No, paddle. Padel. We said something very clever before this podcast started on what the correct pronunciation is. If you say it a certain way, you are something. Yeah, yeah, you're, and it was yours. I know it's not the way I'm saying it. I'm Dutch. No, but hold on, let me land this on a point. Sorry, sorry. I'll find out how to say Padel. No, so I earned the money and then in three days it was gone. On house hookers.

House hookers and drugs. No, on a real life. It was staff, warehouse, and just a bunch of stuff. Yeah. Straight away it went. Not gambling though. Have you got a gambling problem yet? No. Because I feel like that is often an exercise. I can get you one if you want. Yeah. No, I am very, I am definitely in a dictive gamble if I gambled, but I don't because I am. I'll see you in three weeks. Fuck yeah. How much are we all spending in Vegas? How much are you taking? I can't take anything. Nothing.

I can't. What do you mean by nothing? I was spending stuff on like, I like on meals, but I can't, but I can't gamble. Well, I just win. I could win. I could, no, I just can't. But you just, because of circumstances. Yeah, I just can't. All right, moving on. How much you bring him to gamble? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not a big gambler. I know. I know. That's why. 10,000 GBP. Smart. For you, smart. That's what I'm doing. We're there for like a week, right? 10,000 GBP.

I'll be honest with you. The idea of just because I know I'm not leaving up. I just know that... No, no, but it's not even like a manifestation. Because if I'm at 50... Let's say I'm at 50k...

I need to spend that 50k because the way I see it is that I'd be willing to spend £10,000 in Vegas to have a good time. So the way I'll do it, I'll just keep going crazier and crazier until it's gone. And that's fine with me as long as I stick to that. I'll be that friend next to you going, hey, just take out that 10k because then we've got 40k to gamble with. I'll be that guy. You and JJ, I'll be honest, miss probably one of the best days in our entire friend group's history. So this is how you say, this is how you say Padel. Padel. Padel.

That is unreal. I'm actually stuck saying it. Yeah, I know we did. I know we did. The thing is, don't let him bring you down here because he didn't want to come out.

He didn't want to be part of that. Yeah, but he did come out though. He was literally there going like, I want to go with JJ and Cal. And then we literally said, if I beat you at rock, paper, scissors, you'll come with us. Oh, that's crazy. But you ended up winning a lot of money that time anyway. And that's what they always say. No, no, no. I always say that if I stayed with them, I would have earned more money. Because we're playing craps. And the way craps goes is... Butterfly effect. You'd have actually fucked the entire day.

I do. So what you did was amazing. Mate. All right. Technically, yeah, you owe him. Yeah, no, I do. That's why you bring yourself five grand. Me, you and JJ go craps table. Okay. Run it up. War a game. Oi, at some point. I was waiting for the...

But carry on. Yeah, no, then I'll sort you out. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Can we at one point have all of us around an empty craps table? Because I think that would be absolutely hilarious. I am down, but I think you're just going to get like three or four people going like, I don't understand. No, we can learn. We know it now. Toby doesn't gamble. Well, he can watch. He can watch. Ethan doesn't understand things. He will. Why doesn't Toby gamble? He's always got... Has he never gambled?

Not that I've seen. He's always there though. I don't know why. I just assume because he's in Vegas, he's gambling. Yeah, I don't know if I've seen him gamble. I'd just be on the machines, isn't it? Just like with the old lady next to me that shit herself and she's bathing in her own piss. And we're just hitting the button. Leprechauns, they're always really rich as well. What's it called? The one where you get the free spins. Mega spin. With a fortune. Yes.

That one, that's a cold game. Got you. Yeah, looking forward to it. I'm excited for it. Crouch is good though. It's fun. Very, very like social game I feel like as well. You know, you all win together unless you lose and then you lose all together. Great analysis. We're going to have the time of our lives around that table, especially you. I know you're a guest for it. Yeah, I actually... Did you guys play? Yeah. I played with you last year. I can't remember. And you're the kind of guy, by the way, he looks at the kind of guy to put like...

$50 on the one that's like 150 to one. Yeah, you are the luckiest guy. That's what I do. That's why I said you're the luckiest guy now. We went blackjack recently after the meal you didn't go to. Thanks. So you know which one's which. Yeah. Sure. We went darts after that. We went darts. Oh, no, no. There's a different time. But you didn't stay. You didn't stay for casino. He went home. Yeah. And he sits down and we were making the joke about like the double P, right? Perfect pair. Yeah. Joking around. And we were saying who should split the deck. Yeah.

And then Harry split it.

Harry was like gonna split it then everyone went no no no give it to Lux so Lux went and split it right and then oh no someone has to know this stuff first pair he got like double king and suited king so he wouldn't like cause of Harry so he got perfect pair I can't remember how much it was though I felt like that happened when I went to the casino with him yeah he always crazy shit happens to large man he's gotta be with me guys on trust levels I was saying Simon is the kind of guy who just doesn't get stressed what did you guys think about that

He's saying he does get stressed. He's saying he does. Some people just conceal it. Yeah, I'm lost. I don't think you do get stressed. Okay. Or you internalize it wrongly and you should let stuff out sometimes. No, I disagree. I don't think you should let it out. If you can deal with it yourself, deal with it yourself. No, on a serious note, I see people that like, oh, this is so controversial, this. I'm not sure if I should say that. I know what he's going to say as well.

You can word it well. And you can never then do it as well. No, it's not even that. I'll leave it. No, go on, say it. No, because it is quite controversial. Like me in the vlogs, for example, like yapping away about certain things. You think you keep it private? No, that sort of stuff I would 100% keep private. I would never put that. I'm all for transparency with the audience, but I do think that like, especially family related stuff should stay off camera. Well, to be fair, I don't talk about like... No, no, I know. But just that type of stuff, that's not...

I don't think that should be online. Yeah. Because you're going through that yourself. You should call up Simon. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, don't call us. I wouldn't do that. Call up. Like I said, don't keep it to yourself because if your way of getting it out is through a video, then great. But you just have to remember that video is going to be out there. It's going to be up there and everybody loves to have a fucking opinion on it. That's what I'm mad at. And that makes your situation worse. So if you need to get it out, you should just bell him, bell me, bell Lux, whoever you want to bell and you can just get it out that way. I'll be honest with you, don't shout me because...

the only reason why is i'm just so bad at like i don't know what to do or say yeah i'm really bad i don't start the vlogs if i'm gonna talk about this now no i know chat and chat and chat and the next minute well i'm exposing wait but sometimes i guess you can say it and then it's cathartic to say it and then when it gets into the edit it's been like by the way i've done i've cut so much out that podcast and shout out cgm editor for the vlogs he's cut out so much as well he's always he sometimes he takes a file without even asking he's not taking out which is

which is fair enough. But I will say at the same time, like it's not making the situation worse in terms of the actual family. It's making it worse on people taking my clips off the vlog. No, I know. But not on Twitter. And then just people got opinion on that clip. Of course. But that's the point that I'm making. Like you can avoid that entirely. I can avoid that, yeah. But then I do appreciate the actual people who watch the vlogs who care. I appreciate them being there for that. Well, no matter what, you're always going to have people that

might not be able to like necessarily relate to your exact situation but at least uh you know what you're going through a lot of people are going through the same thing as well and they're watching the vlogs to like because they're like i read the comments and i'm going through the exact same thing and i appreciate watching this so yeah there is there is that side of it but i think you just have to know that sometimes that doesn't make the situation yeah no it gets clipped like mad yeah but i'm not attention seeking i'll say that i'm not doing it to try and get attention people think that yeah i'm just doing it it's so easy to like but you're such a real yeah raw person i think i think it's bad i don't think it's good to be real

Yeah, you don't think it's good to be real. Yeah, I do. I think when I die, I'll be like, thank God I was real, but also... And I think it's good to be real. I just think that you need to have a filter sometimes. Yeah, I have no filter. Are you stressed? What's going on? You're not answering. I think I can get it, yeah, but

it's funny in super high stress situations where you know like today you were like one after another after another after another and then it's like you gotta go this but you're late but you're the stuff all over the shop I get that when I'm on a shoot and I'm doing stuff like where I actually have to perform I feel like my performance sometimes can be inhibited but not like day to day like oh I'm so stressed yeah it's more like it will just sometimes without me even knowing yeah

See, I think I get stressed over made up situations. That's my biggest stress. You make it up in your head? Yeah. Yeah. I'll be like, oh, what if this happens? And then I start getting stressed over that. Sure. That's interesting. That's so interesting. Give us an example. If you've got one. Like, let's say I do like a big event and then because of that,

I get cancelled for something. And it's like, okay, is it better for me just not to do it? Yeah. Something like that, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So sometimes you won't put yourself in certain situations because you've already thought about the worst that can possibly happen. Yeah, and I think the worst is... I think that's pretty common. To me, the worst is never...

worth the best. Yes. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa, man. No, but I think a lot of people probably share that same thing and that's what stops a lot of people from doing things they really want to do. Yeah. So, yeah, I can imagine that. I have some sort of thing where I don't see the risk in things so I just say yes to everything, do everything and then when I'm in it I'm like, fuck, how do I do this? Fair. Yeah. And also now as well, I know that to fix a lot of my stuff I can hire out. I can't afford to hire out. I just do it myself. Yeah.

Yeah. And then it all becomes worse, you know? How much do you reckon having an assistant helps you all, big time? Yes. Massively. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, I don't have like a full time. She does loads. She's more like a producer now. But yeah, at the time, I think it does make a big difference. You need to learn how to use them though. It's like having one and you think like, oh, they're just going to solve everything. But then you actually have to do work to get stuff moved along as well. I know. So when I'm like, hey, I want this shelf built in my house. That's what I'm currently said at the moment. Super niche.

to your assistant yeah to get it done not to get to get it done um and then like i haven't pressed on with like what would i want or how i want it to look so therefore it's not going to happen so you actually have to do yeah i think that i have got i'm very bad like giving things to people because i i'm scared of how well they'll do it to my expectation but now i don't give them enough time to give them what i want you know i mean to give them the expectation i don't tell them what i need i'm like i want them to be perfect

What's really hard to find these days, though, in people is people that can see the the like all of the problems and the opportunities for a problem to arise before it happens. There's the like, the people these days just I don't know what I say these days, but maybe it's just because I'll hop on a shoot and I see myself with like a producer hat on, even though I shouldn't have it on. And then the talent hat is.

And then like trying to be funny and creative. And it's like, I should just be over here, but I'm over here like trying to problem solving all these shoots. Maybe because the shoots I'm doing are so fucking stupid. And my last shoot was just, it was so, yeah. But I find it so hard to find people that can see everything. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard. Yeah. Well, John was like, when we were doing this set, I would buy like eight cables. If you need four, I'd buy eight. Because some will go wrong. And then some did go wrong. And that's John. And then you have them. Yeah. Yeah. So there we go. Stress levels with the troops. One of the least...

stressful i've been though was last week three days away oh because we were we were getting a reaction thinking about it yeah so so we have uh started a golf channel now fuck yeah start the golf channel and we've been we've we've leaked it loads of times and then we got yeah but i'm gassed basically we went to turkey for three days it's us four josh and harry

So I've just farted, man. That's why I was staring at you. I'm there like, this shit's going to rip. And then as soon as you started talking, I let it go. Got you. Yeah, we went to Turkey for three days, filmed a bunch of golf videos. Yeah. It was just like...

We're working, obviously, but it was just, the whole thing was sick in terms of like, it was the first time. Are we allowed to say the name of it? Yeah. Big Wedge Golf. Oh yeah, we made that decision together. Yeah, come on. When does this come out? Wednesday.

All right. Make sure we got the socials. That's what I was going to say. That's why I said it. Okay. Yeah. Cause otherwise everyone's going to go snap up everything. Talk about stress levels. I'm up on that now. Yeah. No, that's fine. No, it's good. It gives us a deadline. But we haven't got any of the, I didn't mention anything to do with it. I just said we have someone coming. You

So we've got a secret project. You guys beat us to the punch. I've been cutting to the vlogs though. Until today. I said let it rip today. So what is it going to be? You've got to let the people know. Big Bridge Golf is a golf channel between us four here, Josh and Harry. It wasn't going to be Ethan, but Ethan realized he's shit at golf and he's got other... But we're all shit at golf. Let's get that out. Oh, we are. Whoa. We are. You're right. Yeah, but in the grand scheme of things, we're shit at golf. There's no way to tell you. Yeah, yeah, of course, of course, of course.

Can't put a lipstick on a pig, you know? You can, but it won't look good. It might fly. The pig? Yeah. That's good. Okay, anyways.

That was such a good holiday. It wasn't a holiday. I got my permission signed. It wasn't a holiday. It was a work trip. By the way, you can't call it a holiday. That's crazy. No, but isn't there something beautiful about that? It was so good. But people think we're loafing around when we're not. We're hard at work.

But we are. We're all directing. It's a good thing. You're not finding your work work. Yeah, sure. It was a holiday. I felt the same way, Minter. Yeah, it's the first time I've like... The downtime has actually been downtime. Yeah. We fucking played Padel.

Yeah. We did play Padel. We had some nice meals together. Played some golf just for fun. Yeah. I can't believe how smooth the filming went. It didn't feel like we were filming at all. It wasn't that slow either. It felt really good. I was like, you know, we were playing in the morning of that day, of the Friday, and I thought, you know what? Suck yourself. I want to go film. I think it's better. All six of us reacting to all the shots. Just a lot of fun. It was really good. And the videos that we filmed were, I really liked them. There wasn't, I was expecting to come away. And I mean, if you really wanted to be like,

What's the word? Nitpicky. Then you could probably find like the weakest video. But in general, I just didn't think there was one video there that I was like...

nah, I don't know if we should upload that. All of them, they can all go up there. If anything, I wonder, are some of them too short? We'll see if they are. I think you'd be surprised in the way we're going to edit it as well. It should be a nice 45 minutes to an hour long video. It'll always be like one team feels too short. You have three teams. I also think that even though you're like, oh, I don't know if there was one video, but even if you did feel that way about one video, you weren't on the other teams. Yeah. True. Because I do feel that way about one or two, but I know that was

that was just my team right yeah because I walk over and the other team's like doing yeah yeah I can't wait to see them but yeah it's gonna be so sick when that launches well when do we think like a month from now probably it launches we've got a little edit on the way haven't we yeah that sounds good yeah

That's going to be really cool. What a beautiful life we're potentially going to be able to live, though. What a great little thing. I might even start a solo golf channel. I might even do that. Let me tell you something. After the performance that I saw, you're in no position to do a solo golf. Everyone likes to see a zero to hero. Right, we'll do it on the channel then. Has anyone gone home and booked any lessons? No, but I have.

Sorry, I was on the website, yeah. That doesn't count. That's like saying I'm going on a diet and then you went and looked at vegetables. I was looking at the packages and then I got misheld with my daughter. Misheld? What? Your daughter? I got held up with my daughter. Sorry. Right. So you haven't booked any lessons? I booked a session just at the usual spot. Yeah, same then. Wait, fuck. You probably took my little... As in inside? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. I've just gone and done that. I booked a session though. We've got a plane tomorrow, aren't I?

Yeah, not with me. But if you are playing, yeah. I think it's good because what I was going to say is because, and this is for everybody listening, do not expect a high level of golf, but we want to create a story of everybody getting better at golf. And I think that's quite relatable because a lot of new people are getting into golf. They can watch these videos and go, oh, like, you don't actually have to be that good. And you can still have a class time. And there's lots of little games that you can play with your friends. Because one of the big things that I noticed when,

whenever someone new starts playing golf is that they go, fuck it. Like I'll go out and I'll give it a go. And then they go out and because they're just playing stroke play by themselves and you know, you got 18 holes, good chance. They shoot like 140, 150, whatever it is, something ridiculous. And by the end of it, they're like, nah, man, that is ridiculous. I'm never doing that again. And so they get put off. Whereas if you go in there and you maybe, maybe your first time even seeing golf is the games that we're playing. And the first time you play is like a scramble or,

you know just any of the fun little mini games that we did you're gonna have a much better time and then you can work your way up to having a full 18 yeah of stroke player well i've learned as well when you go play golf you just watch someone else tee off and usually you're like okay cool like i'm not as good as you think yeah yeah because you see youtube and the professionals as well golf's one of them sports where like the professionals are like actually so far gone

I played in those pro-ams. Yeah, yeah. And when you see that, like, it is actually a different sport. Yeah. Just straight up, everything they do is just so different and it's so far from my reality that you just look at it and you go, oh, whatever. And there's no point going, oh, I wish I could be like that. Like, you'll never be like that. I said that to you. I said...

Cal, is there any way that if I spent every waking moment of the next 10 years playing golf, would I be able to turn pro? And you said no. Yeah, no way. That's so mad, isn't it? I watched yesterday on TV. I was looking for something to watch before United-Liverpool game. And all it was on was a Sky Sports Golf Masters Drive, Chip and Putt Challenge. And it's 7 to 8, 7 to 15 year olds driving to get two drives, two chips, two putts. Why were you watching that?

I want something to watch on golf and that's what I was on and these kids 15 year olds hitting it 260 yards straight yeah

I bet they hit it further than that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like Harry's drive, isn't it? No, Harry will go 300 plus. Does he now? Mine's like 210 honestly. Harry's so jazzed. In one of the videos you guys are going to see, he wears like this red light little kink top. Bro. I struggled to film that video. Yeah, he looks unreal. He wore it for like four days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how everybody has like that one outfit or that one top that gives them like an extra two or three ratings. Yeah.

This one, Harry is like unreal. By the way, there's a picture. So we were seeing some of the photos. There was one picture of him where he's like the lights behind him and he's like windswept wearing his glasses and that top. And I was thinking like, that's a Noah Beck photo, right? That is. He's just come out of nowhere. It's never going to see the light of day, that photo. It might. No, because he won't want it. Yeah, he doesn't. I'm going to post it. I'm going to post it. Do you know what? I have a feeling. Bro, in the con chat, you have a launch post.

Yeah, everybody check that because I sneak that in there. Essentially. No. Okay. But what I'm saying for Harry is they're like, go on, Harry. Drop us a post. Here is a 10 out of 10 worldly pic of you. You'll never look this good in your life. Fucking post it and leave a link to the channel in the description. Oh my goodness me. That is it. Look how buff he is. I saw the comment on your video. Yeah. The thumbnail as well is him with the glasses on as well. He looks unreal.

By the way, no, no, play it. Let it run. Let's see how it's put. This is for Birdie, by the way. This is for Birdie. I forgot this was a TV, you know. Oh, that's awful. No, it's not. Go on, Randy. Oh, you left it short. Left it short. Yeah, you have a real problem with that. Yeah, and a problem that drinking will solve. Look how cool, man. Oh, man, get me back there. Look at this place. I can't wait until our next little... Yeah, oh, by the way, so it's six plus Seb. So those two...

They're the camera guys. Yeah. Fucking unreal. Yeah. That one, that one guy. Top boys. Uh, the whole, the whole crew was out there, but Seb, uh, to the people that don't know, he's sort of like our CEO, if you will. Yeah. He's going to be our, our golf manager. Um, and he'll probably pop up in the video occasionally as well when we need somebody that's really good and we can do like us versus him or whatever. And he's a good, tidy little golfer himself. So, um,

Yeah, he's helped bring this project together. Tess went to the trip as well because the trip went so smooth. You came back and was like, oh, unreal trip to be fair. And I was thinking, it's very hard to make a trip go better. It's very hard. Look how leggy he looks. Now, don't he look like he should be in like Spider-Man or something? I said he looks like Clark Kent before he goes to Superman. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah.

But no, like Seb, yeah, Seb smashed it, man. And we had one little hiccup and he sorted that as well when we were playing as a six. Yeah, because a lot of golf courses won't let you play as six people. But the thing is, we only knew about that because we were there. If we weren't actually in the vicinity, we'd have never. What other fires did he put out? We sorted it out like that. Also, it's worth saying shout out to Harry as well because Harry does have another golf channel that he's just recently launched. Now he's jumping into another one.

And I think it's going to be cool that he's part of this as well. I mean, realistically, he loves golf anyway. So his sort of thinking behind it was, look, I'm going to be in these videos anyways. I might as well be part of it. He will be in them anyways. And we've probably already filmed as much as they have in their entirety anyway. So true. I think also he'll appreciate not being a control freak because he is a control freak on his own.

Well, that's why the videos do so well, though. He just has a natural gift. Can we skip over this? Now, let's see this. Go on, now. This is basically the same as your hole-in-one, no? Yeah, it is. I absolutely scuff it. Every shot you made, no. That's better than some of the standards. Without spoiling anything on this exact hole in a particular challenge, you hit an absolute world, and I won't say anymore, because I don't know if people will be annoyed at that. That's mad that you can remember that it's this hole. Yeah. Where is this?

What do you mean? So we played it this morning. You and Josh didn't come out. Oh, okay. You were sneezing. Yeah, no, but he was there for the bit that I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, he was. Yeah, he was. This is down, by the way. It drops just like a... This hole here. But look how you didn't freeze it. We did a one club challenge. One club. Oh, it's that hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair.

But yeah, overall, Turkey was really nice. Everyone there was really friendly, I thought. The service was really good. The service was great. Yeah, the company that we were with were all... Yeah, shout out to them. The only bad thing was one of the videos, which is one of the best ones, Randolph's Mindset.

was the bad part. Oh, fuck off. Oh no, what happened? He got a little bit rattled. Rattled off. Rattled off. I will say as well. I can't wait for that video to go out. We need to do a whole podcast just on your behavior. We should. I watched, I thought back in my head of what happened there and I realized when I was saying I wasn't rattled, at the start I was rattled. Yeah. But I was rattled for content at the start. Yeah. And then you realize you actually were rattled.

Oh, is that what happened? I remember I was, I was chirping back and I realized I was actually acting the rattled person. Yeah. That's why we kept going. Yeah. No, because there was one thing I was like, oh, good luck, Randy. And then he like chirped back. He was there like, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you, do you remember? And you went, he's talking to you, Kyle. So like, no way he's talking to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The reason I'm annoyed now is because I was saying I'm not rattled, I'm not rattled, I'm not rattled. But then I think back and the viewers will 100% see rattle in a good way. You came up to me after and was like, ask any of my teammates I wasn't rattled. And then you went to your two teammates and went, was I rattled? And they both went, uh.

Yeah, but I'm saying it didn't affect my performance. No, you actually played better. You did. You played some unreal shots. And waved. And waved. Yeah. I'm very excited for this show. Another one of those again. Those drunk ones. We're going to do the change that we said of like

drinking more oh yeah yeah we'll get hammered before but we should do the fireball one because one because it already is a goal for the us banged chat above the sports of the goats and also it comes in a little tub so it's so much easier to be like here's your shot back that one thing you know

How does it come in a tub? It comes in a little shot bottle. You can get a whole bucket and you get a hundred of them in just a little shot. You're just talking about the same fireballs? Everything. It's like a thing on fireball. It would be good. I'd love to do a fireball thing. Yeah, we can get you a Malibu one or something. Sambuca. Me and my Sambuca buddy. Yeah, I just hate cinnamon. I don't know how you like it. I love a cinnamon.

Well, Samuki is cinnamon, though. And a seed. Which is very similar to cinnamon. I think. No, it's not. What are you talking about? In what world is licorice? Drunk Dolph. It's the same as fucking. Who's the licorice? Drunk Dolph. All right, okay. Drunk Dolph. Hold on. Adam, also say something, man. Hello, everyone. They've never heard Adam's voice. That's what I want on the podcast. Adam, check if cinnamon and aniseed are similar. You know, you lot are so extra. You've got two producers, man. Adam, what are you doing right now? What am I doing right now? Yeah. Yeah.

As in, right at the second door? Yeah, yeah, right now. Well, I was Googling if Fireball was... You were Googling. And so then what's he doing? John's doing the cameras. John's switching. And he's only doing that. And then he's operating the television. And the audio. Oh yeah, we haven't had you on for so long, by the way. So long on this podcast. I think you've only been on once. Yeah, that's true. And I was saying to him, do you think that's subconsciously because you do Fellows or not? I don't think it is.

I've never not asked you because you have got fellas going on. No, I just think that there's probably cool people to talk to. I haven't really done anything cool lately. That's why I said, he was like, do you want to come on the podcast? I was like, no. Yeah, what are we going to talk about? I have nothing to talk about. It's all good. It's good. For example, we've done this after the Turkey trip and then you'll get two people after the Vegas trip and that makes sense because there's things that happen and we have new things. But at the same time, I don't really care about talking to people about certain things. I'd like to have people on here that would just...

Just waffles. Just vibes. Yeah, it just doesn't matter what we talk about. We'll have a few little things written down. Yeah. With that being said, I forgot. No, no. So what we're going to ask him about, probably see. Yeah, we have to address it real quick about what me and you have done to John and Prodigy. Apparently it's our fault.

No, I would blame you. Yeah, it's my fault. I think it's my fault. He's been stoking the fire between Proddy C and John. I think what Randolph's initial plan was to get them to have a misfits fight and he could maybe get a cut. That was my energy. That's good. That's why I was sort of like, look, I'm going to... I think you're giving him too much credit. Yeah. I don't think he thought that far ahead. No, no, no. By the way, it was what you said to me. You didn't get it. I didn't get it. I didn't get it.

don't get so rattled bro something and i told john and i should never have told him what oh i said proddy sees a goat yeah you're like john will never be like yeah john will never be like yeah probably see but why would he want to be like proddy sees john no i know i know and by the way i love proddy i love john but i just love the beef who's better producer proddy

No, Proddy lately has been, you know, I know Proddy. Proddy's on his final warning now. I only saw John from John to Get Better and he got better straight away. John's him though. He's him, I agree. What did John need to do to get better? I told him that Proddy's better than he is. And then John just never was. What were the actual problems? Oh, no, at the start...

What were the problems, John? My boss was a massive... Oh, you can't say C word. See, that's another issue. Oh, no, he does. No, he does. But he whispers it under his breath, which is worse. John never did anything, actually. Anything...

Nothing. He's absolutely nothing. He's perfect the way he is. Right. So all in all, he just wasn't good enough then. Because if he never did anything wrong... Okay, this is my honest truth, and this is the only thing I'll say on it and we'll move on, is that I only say the things I said to John, because I know that he can take... Not that he can take it, that like... But he could. I rate him, so that's why I say it. I would never say something I don't rate. Yeah. You usually just give up on them, don't you? Just so you know. No, don't say that. The orcas aren't coming. No.

I might have to cut the whole part out. Everything you said there, John, I'm going to cut it out. But no, the challenge is going to be a success, you think? Predictions on it? Oh, you want to do predictions? I like this. What are you predicting? Like, are you predicting subs? Can I use after? First of all, how are we promoting this?

this that was it we've done everything no no i just mean that when the first video drops are we just socially because that's going to make a difference on my thing everyone should do one of those little fucking i'll do like a second channel video as i said i don't think it's going to be a like a set thing though is it because harry doing a second channel videos oh no no no i don't mean that i don't mean that but i just mean like it should be a youtube community picture because they bang it should a video just show the video on each channel yeah that's what about um

Instagram how many can you add on a collaboration can you do like six you can do loads oh that's a good one big like highlight that's such a good idea what's gogolfers then

what's it called Harry and Theo go golfing go golfers the pesky go golfers good name but they did their first three videos all did a million views yeah and remember we were at the middle I don't think we'll do that because the five of us combined don't equal Theo Baker but I think it's more just they are leaving some shorts to be fair to them they're leaving more time between videos which is going to help with views hit videos for me one sec

And how many subs are at 200k? I was actually, no joke, what I was genuinely going to say was I actually thought we were going to get 200k subs after the first

week yeah we might get more subs in this channel we won't get more video views per each one and also i will say like i think we might you know but really the one the one problem we've got which is not a bad thing is we can't like in every video here he can put w2s yeah i was gonna say he is half of this channel whereas for us if we're going you gotta deal with randy and cal freezy unfortunately and only and only one sixth of the screen time will be harry so yeah yeah and the videos again please sorry

they're done there well if it is stinking we do a little scramble me josh harry yeah and we call it uh sidemen scramble oh i like sidemen v big wedge or something like that i like that yeah you know what yeah this guy's got it why we're not already doing that i just thought i'd get ksi guesting yeah come on guys we gotta really cash in the big dogs here i've got a question for you uh who would you like to actually collab with and have on this channel

As in like, as in another golf channel? Or just anyone. It could be anyone. I would want JJ in a video. Yeah, that would be good. After a few lessons. I carried on and he wasn't that bad, you know, really. I wasn't that bad. We played with him after that. First time he played in 18. He spent like 15 shots, couldn't hit the ball. Oh,

Must have had bad caddies then. Maybe. And also, by the way, the group behind us came and the groundsman and someone else came and he just kept going. Didn't stop. He just couldn't hit a drive. So he just kept going. Not kidding. And I was behind him just hitting the ball. And also he was taking wedges out the tee box as well. He just turned up 25 minutes late. Yeah, and they airdropped him there. They just airdropped him. They loved it as well. They loved it. What, what, what?

No, London. Grove. No, it was the Grove. It was the Grove. Yeah. It was the Grove. Yeah. Because he thought like they'd said, okay, tea time's at like 7.30 a.m. or whatever. And so he thought, okay, I'll rock up at 7.30. And he's always late anyway. So it's like 7.45. Whereas if someone tells you 7.30 tea time, you get there for seven. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he didn't know that, which is fair enough. Josh is worried about hitting 40k. So who do you want? I mean, Theo for sure at one point. Yeah.

I'm thinking bigger. Oh, sorry. This wasn't like an easy space. I want Rick Shields. Oh, yeah, of course. I asked you about golf challenge. You said not anyone. I want the guy you played with in the program. Minwoo Lee. He'd be sick. And I want us six against him. Us six against him and we get ten shots.

I've never ever... Six-man scramble, that would be such a good video. Like, I wouldn't even want the shots on him. I just want to see how, like... Okay. How it ends. Well, you just want to see it in person. Yeah. That's honestly what you want to see. Because, let me tell you, it is nuts. That's why I don't want the shots on him. Yeah, no, that's fine. Because I want to see, like, if he beats us by... No, no, no. It's not if he beats us. He beats us. No, but I'm saying, if he beats us by 15 shots... Yeah. I want to see the, like, 15 shots...

He might not beat us. I swear on my life. We don't even come. How about this? We can tee off the front tees. He could tee off the back tees. We'll still, he'll still beat us in a scramble. Well, I don't think you're understanding the look like the difference has to tee off the proteins. But yeah, we're teeing off the gold tees. And we, and we know the kid tees. Right.

We go off the kid tees, he goes off the pro tees. There's no way that he's still... By the way, I promise you not. How far do you reckon he drives it? Mate, no, I'll tell you what it is. Friese did the pro-am, right? Yeah. Mimouli's on our team with Seb, Friese and Max Vosch, right? Well, he's playing off the... Friese is playing off the normal tees, like the normal ones, right? Mimouli's going back to the championship tees. He's practicing also for the week when he's going to play. He's playing in the tournament that week and he's playing those just for fun.

He would hit like a six iron and he's not driving his six hands going further from the back to you So how far do you think he drives? I did I would say like a good 330 340. Okay, and what's the Harry does 300? Yeah, but but but Harry is whether it's goes straight or not His is going down the shit pipe every time and

Harry, you could, like, it's a toss of the coin. Yeah, he might match it once. And then we've all got to chip it to three foot. 3-2-3 average yards. Oh, it's so difficult. 3-2-3. Yeah. And how many yards in front do you think the, like, what's the difference in tees? The difference in tees? Let's say if we played at the Bucks, I think it's probably only like 20 yards.

It depends on how it changes every hole. Let's say a generic. No, we need to 50. I reckon 290. The answer is 290. So we would need to drive a 290. So we'd be hanging on to Harry only as the only person that can get that. If it's straight. And if he fucks it with fucks, you can get 29. But yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I think it would be so interesting to see anyway. Min Woo Lee, the chef of golf...

when this channel launches, when you're next over in the UK, we're going to make this collab happen. Please. Big wedge versus... Imagine we beat him one hole. No, we will. I think we will get a hole. Yeah, that's a win. That's a win. We got 18 holes on the reel. We can't do an 18 hole scramble, can we? Yeah, but there's only two actual... You're only playing two balls. Yeah, do you see what I mean? You're hitting loads, yeah, but...

You're on the... Oh, so he could do nine. And you know he's going to be there every time. He ain't going looking for his ball. That's so true. Meanwhile, you've got four cards, dude. The course will be a mess once we're done with it. Yeah. Who else? Obviously, before we all die and he dies, we've got to get Tiger on.

Yeah, let me shout Tiger quickly. Yeah, yeah. What are you laughing at? Do you reckon that's possible? Yeah, for sure. Tiger Woods can't play easy. I wouldn't say no. He is going to retire and he's probably going to do some expeditions. It is so difficult. Whoa, whoa. I'm not saying it's possible. He did the foreplay golf one, right? He did that. Yeah, he has done it before. His kid is coming up as well. Charlie Woods. That would be unreal. That's possible. Yeah, but people that are playing with Charlie Woods now

are playing with his dad as well because he's caddying him yeah just like yeah random bits always like dropping him off for the tea time and stuff yeah yeah yeah so

I don't know. Anyways, I agree. I think it's so far from that. And plus, boys, we got to get this. The first thing we got to do is become the biggest UK golf channel. What is that? Rick Shields is the biggest. What are you basing it on? Because video views, it's probably... Well, he's still the biggest, isn't it? Oh, no, man. Come on. Three videos. You got to have at least a year under your belt, I think. What is... He's got a lot of subs. Multiple channels as well. I think he's happy with the video.

The lowest we could possibly get, half a million. That's what you'd be happy with? Yeah. Fuck me, bro. I think it could be lower than that. 300k, 200k. I was going to say 300, yeah. But the hard challenge is maintaining it over a long time. That's what I'm happiest with. That's what I'm like the lowest amount I'd be happy with. But are you happy with 300k? Yeah. Yeah, because I'm literally doing something. I'm doing something that

I have literally no hate towards. All right. Well, I'll pray for half a million and then I'll be happy. I mean, I hope it does. Also, to manage expectations, it's not going to be all six of us playing every single time. So we are going to interchange a lot. Otherwise, the challenge is not going to get done. But we haven't done that in the first cut. Well, yeah, we will. It was the second one. But I think obviously every few months going on a trip like that, we know we can film. Also, we could probably film more.

we could have nothing to do it wasn't to do with me now but it was the right amount it was the right amount i think yeah exactly we weren't tired though it wasn't reason why we didn't film more no but i mean what i mean is you could add days on but the amount of filming we did per day i agree yes i agree i agree i agree yeah and also it's really important we play normally as well

Because I love playing Scramble, but also it's nice to have your own round there as well. You've got to mix that between both as well. So I can win money off you. Yeah. What did you guys play for? A grand? 500? I haven't paid them yet, but also I did buy your shorts for you. That's okay. I'll take the shorts for now and then I'll hold it against you. Yeah, you owe me some cash too, bro. No, I don't. About 250 for your shit. You bought some balls or something? Yeah, loads of shit. What went through your mind when you...

Why did you buy 300 pound shorts? That's crazy. I didn't know they were 300 pound shorts. Yeah, you did. No, you didn't to begin with. Only when they got to the till. And then the guy went to you, do you want to try those on? And you went, yeah, go on then. And then you took them away. You went and tried them on, came back. They were on the till ready to be bought. I just hadn't seen the price yet.

Crazy. Brother, sometimes you need some $300, 300 euro shorts. And then when you did commit to buy them, you couldn't buy them? No. Because you had no card with you? No. Why did you not have Apple Pay? Yeah, it was, my phone was in the car. Ugh. Yeah. Why did you leave your phone in the car though? Why do you ask questions like that? Nobody wants to know the answer. What about you? Make sure, who would leave their phone in the car or cart? I forgot. I actually forgot. In the cart? Yeah, my cart. Okay, I left my phone in the car. Something in the car. Sorry, just to cut it up. You got any more questions on the thingy?

We do, we do. That's really cool. I like that. Not to do with that. What are these? iPads. Oh, you both have one? Yeah. Sick. You got a shared note? Yeah. Nice. Well, speaking of sports and athletes like us. Speed. Hardest geezer. Have you seen all the stuff about him not being the first? Yeah. The people trying to plan his downfall, aren't they? I was getting so angry watching this clip, though. So someone from Denmark apparently ran it before him, but not the route he ran. So he went through like...

No, no, no. The other guy went from Egypt. Yeah, yeah. He didn't go from the north to the south. He ran through like 16 countries or something like that. Yeah, but he did nine. He did nine.

Because he did a completely different route. Yeah. Well, he didn't do the top. No, he didn't do the top. But he ran across Africa is his point. You're going to say you hate the guy in the yellow shirt. I hate the guy in the yellow shirt. Don't you? Yeah, I hate him. Who's that? When he finishes, everyone's running with him. And I'm like, okay, please just stop 10 meters before the end. Let him have his moment. Go through. There's a guy that's actually in front of him. He actually speeds us as well. Someone beats him. He beats him.

no way yeah and he's waving his flag and everyone's like move the fuck out yeah yeah there's so many comments of like imagine doing all that to come second it's so peak yeah and there's a lot of people out there genuinely supporting for a good reason as well and you've got certain people trying to get in the limelight but that's always going to happen isn't it you can't you can't

There you go, here he is. No, you've got to see him. I think it might be too late, you know. It's the guy on the right, with the flag. There's a better angle. The side on it. What's the flag that he's holding there? Tunisia. So it's not even a political statement, it's like you're just being a dick by getting in front of him. Yeah, yeah. That's a stinker is what that is, mate.

And to be fair as well, to be fair to the tweet, I think they were just trying to, like, I don't think they were trying to come at him, right? Also, why is he wearing yellow as well? It makes it worse. If he were wearing, like, black, it'd be fine. I like that he chose the England shirt.

love that he is cool he's called hard as geezer he asked you know i'm glad that they because he was on like 200k on his fundraise for ages weren't it and then bumped up to like 750 i'm glad that all the media and the publications decided to jump in but also at the same time i'm thinking the sky guy was running with him yeah that's quite cool but as much as everyone was complaining midway through that it wasn't getting enough attention i think maybe the companies were just waiting till the end because it's a better story isn't it once you've ran it yeah yeah i like that they the sky you see that it's the

But the camera work was so shoddy. It was so bad. His voice isn't even like wavering when he does that interview.

And he's running over rocks and stuff. And he's just like, yeah, you know, it's all right. I was like, how are you not out of breath at all? You're not. I mean, the guy was doing over a marathon a day. 385 marathons in 352 days. Crazy. You're talking about why Hollis Gieser wasn't out of breath. Hollis Gieser literally, he sounded like he was on a slow walk. Mate, I bet that guy could run around the earth without stopping now. I was going to say, afterwards, you reckon he's just got a deep depression waiting for him.

He needs something else. He'll come back to reality and then he needs something. He's been gone a year. Yeah. You didn't even see his missus the whole time, I don't think. No. He wifed her up just before he went out there. That's what Chip said today. He said, wifed her up just before he went out there. Imagine that. Hey babe, will you be my girlfriend? She's like, yeah, yeah. He's like, alright, cool, because I am actually leaving for a year. It's not even the way she can join in, really. She can join in, but it's hard to keep up, right? No, well, you can't.

She can run a marathon. She can find the road parts and just ride a bike next to him. Yeah. Did you see that? Yeah, maybe for a week. What's the... Goggins. You see that video of his wife driving? Yeah. That's crazy, isn't it? She's like, you don't see this, but he's out every night. The stuff you don't see. Yeah, and that got crazy. The comments were actually going crazy. You see on Instagram, you scroll down, it's like 30,000 comments. You think,

Facebook moms have got a whole list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was saying they were out for dinner or they were out somewhere and he was like, I'm running home. She's like, well, and she just has to drive back the whole way. He had to wear her socks as gloves and she's like, yeah, he just does this. Sometimes he just does this.

imagine David Goggins being your husband like that's so long you know did you see on the Hoobin podcast where Hoobin was saying that he runs to get his flights and everyone's like yeah we all do but they're like nah he runs he goes to he runs to his airport no way he runs to the airport like just different meaning to like airport run you know that's class what do you uh what do you think would be a bigger feat than that running the whole world

Across America? Is that longer? America's been down a bunch of times. I saw something. Yeah. I'm mad. I saw one that was like top of Norway or something down to Africa. I saw someone was trying to, you know, these people that pop up when someone's doing something great to clown them.

No, this is the guy that we're talking about. He goes from there, he goes all the way down to the bottom of Africa, then walks across water, goes to South America, then does all the way up America like that. What do you mean he walks across water? No, he probably got a boat. Jesus, bro. Oh, no, I thought you meant he got on a boat and then ran on the boat while he was going. Oh, no, no. I mean, what a mentor. I've just run the ocean. Like back and forward on the ship. Nah, nah. Yeah, he probably just...

I know that's what I saw so he that's that's how long that taken yeah that's crazy eight years yeah that is that is bad would you do a marathon 100% you seem like the kind of person that would do a marathon I'll do a marathon this guy's gonna climb Everest but I'm surprised yeah that isn't my girlfriend won't let me do it though she's like straight up and she's like dead serious it's the same she won't let me go to South Korea North Korea even I want to do North Korea I don't want to do Everest North Korea's not even that bad

It's not. It's just propaganda, right? No, that's why it's bad, right? Because all it takes is for them to be pissed off with the UK.

And all of a sudden I'm upon getting fucking tasers every morning. He's saying it's not bad in terms of like, you can go there. You won't see the real thing. Fun for Louie's been there. Yeah. A lot of people have. The Simon Wilson's went there. I spoke to him about doing it. I spoke to quite a few people. I think it's fine. You remember that one person that like tried to steal a poster? Wombler. Yeah. Wombler? How do you pronounce that? Yeah. And then he came back as a vegetable. Yeah.

Yeah. Crazy. But, but there was an incredible article done on that and the, um, you know, how true was it? Cause obviously we were told about this poster that was stolen. Um,

there's a lot of people that say that that didn't happen and he was actually there for like other reasons and like there's loads of just like you know when propaganda everyone's just telling their own side of the stories and then the real the real truth isn't even you know how they say the truth in the middle it's not even really in the fucking middle um there's an incredible i think what article is it is it new york times that did the article i read it i forget but it's all about otto wambler

Is it Wombler or Womble? Fuck, I don't even know. Anyways, go and read it because it's fascinating. The whole story is incredible. But ultimately he comes home. They give him back to him and he's all dressed up. He looks like okay. And then like two days later, he just dies.

That's mental. And they, they thought that he, that he was getting given, he was only reason he was given back is because they knew he was going to die. Yeah. Oh wow. But they got what they wanted in the trade. Yeah. And they just fucked him over. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know. I would highly recommend anybody listening. You want an interesting read. That one is great. John's got a burner right now. This is the most like, um,

this kind of topic that we've ever had on the podcast i'm a big fan of these kind of topics yeah well i would yeah i would go to well i don't i don't think you can actually go to north korea at the moment i think they're still locked down for covid still

sorry someone needs to they need to download the latest dlc that got patched we've been patched for time now yeah um i've got some lockdown for that long if one person goes there now yeah they're finished absolutely finished yeah but everest and north korea those are two um those are two things but the problem is i think once i have kids um i won't be able to do it yeah true so when are you gonna run the marathon

I will run the marathon. There's actually, and I don't want to say it because I know another YouTuber will do it. To answer your question, my first marathon or an actual marathon that I'm not doing for a video, anytime you lot shout me and I'll do it with you. I'll do it with you. I have a thing about half marathons that I spoke about on my podcast today. I have a thing about half marathons. Well, Ethan just did one. Yeah. I can't congratulate people that do half marathons.

Are they looking for it? Are they looking for congratulations? Nah, I don't think you should be looking for a medal. I don't think you should be holding up a medal. I feel the same about 10Ks.

nobody's looking for congratulations for it Theo did one Theo's looking for congratulations for eating his breakfast the reason why I don't think I just think a half marathon I truly believe everybody in this room tomorrow if they wanted to go and do it they can go and run a half marathon and I really believe that not in the time that they would want but you could go and complete it in an okay time how long is a half marathon

Uh, miles. It's 13, 13 miles. Oh, okay. Okay. 13.1. Yeah. Uh, but a full marathon, I absolutely, I think that is an achievement. And to say that you have ran 27.3, 26.2 miles. Yeah. Whatever it is, that is a genuine achievement. Um, but there is a caveat to the half marathon thing. If you are somebody that is extremely unfit, uh,

and you've given yourself a half marathon goal within the time frame of six months, you can have a congratulations from me. Not that you want one from me or that you care about from me, but just know... I'll take it. I swear, by the way, he just went. If you're unfit... No, you are the most unfit. It's out here, though. That's why I did that. You didn't commit, though. You didn't commit to it. There's no need to. Why would I...

There's no need for that. Well, you did the 5K video with JJ1. Yeah. Could you, do you reckon you could still do it in? Are you crazy enough? No, not that time, but what time do you reckon you would do it in? You had to get it in first time now. Like you want me to go out and run a 5K now? Yeah. 31 minutes. What did you have to do in the video? I went from 35 minutes down to 22 minutes 15 or something like that. And then in the end, I realized I couldn't run it like a couple of days before and I had to run it downhill.

Yeah. And, and you know what? Downhill, I was running a sub 20 and then it got flat for the final 1.4 kilometers. And I had to stop because I thought I was going to die. Hmm.

my organs were shutting down. It was mental. Did you fail? No, I got it. You did do it. That's one of my best videos I've uploaded, Carl. Get home tonight. I did see it. No, I know. It's the one where you like trick JJ and you're like, oh, I didn't do it. I remember. No, I just forgot whether you actually did it. Yeah, I did it. Yeah, I forgot. You stopped in the completed time. I stopped in the actual race for about 50 seconds and still beat him. Oh my God. Yeah. That's the power of elevation, my friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was...

I was talking to someone earlier today about doing another like a running challenge I want to do another running challenge because I feel like I think you should do a marathon I don't know if my hip will let me you know bro then don't do running then

No, I'm serious. If your hip is genuinely like that, then you just shouldn't be running. You should do cycling. Do a cycling challenge. That's not bad. That's not bad. Yeah. Could you do from London to Brighton? I almost passed out doing that. I fucked it because I was doing a month of no sugar. And then I decided to go and do this. And then I got halfway through and I'm thinking like, there's no way I'm this unfit. This is embarrassing. I got Reeve and I can see Reeve looking at me and he's there like, oh mate, come on. Like,

like what's going on here and literally they got to a point yeah where i stopped on the bike and i was probably like halfway and i had to like lean over and then a van went past and they're like you're all right mate and i'm there like oh my this is humiliating so anyways we're in the countryside and i was and i got back up and i'm going i'm going so slow like lowest gear i was there like mate this is so weird i can't believe i feel like this so i stopped off at um like a corner shop i just bought like harry bows everything and they're like i just need to see if it's this

Ate that, made the second half of the lightning. Wow. It was an instant. No, I would say within about five minutes, five, 10 minutes, my body was there like, wow, let's fucking go. And I just nailed it home. Yeah. Blood sugar was just zero. Yeah. And that's why, and it's the same when you're doing like a marathon or something like this, they always say, you know, you train hard, do all that, but making sure you're like nutrition is prepped for the actual race. You'll experience a much better time. And I always thought,

to be honest with you, like whatever, I'm not like a pro athlete. I'm sure it doesn't make that much of a difference to me, but then I did that cycling thing and I was there like, wow, that's,

The hardest part about all that and nutrition and stuff is you don't know it's working until you're in natural mode. It's annoying because I'm like, even when I'm dieting, I'm like, okay, cool, cool, cool. It takes months. Or even if it goes well, you won't ever attribute it to your nutrition. You'll just say, I trained well. And that's it. You'll never go, I'm glad I had that pasta last night. Or, you know, I'm glad I had the gels or anything like that. You'll always say your training was right. The time where you fuck it up,

And like my biking thing, you tell me you fuck it up and you go, why did that happen? Yeah. My nutrition was off because I knew, I knew I was a relatively fit. I wasn't that fit, but I was, I should be able to cycle from London to Brian. That's not hard. It's not hard. No. It's the elevation hard. I want to say it's like 90 kilometers. Yes. It's like 60 miles. Yeah. There's one elevation and it's got a name and it's really steep, really difficult.

and but that's like the main thing yeah lowest gear I had to come off I had to come off a couple of times 90 kilometers is like what four hours on a bike five hours three hours I did it slow because I fucked the first half of it and what was like roughly what was I think I did it in like five hours okay

something like that i was so embarrassed i got i was getting texts from like uh because harry and a few of the other boys were in brighton waiting with pints wow they just they went on they did their thing left you no no no no sorry they just took the train down to meet me and reeve there right did reeve ask you did he wait for you uh i told reeve like go ahead a bit but he didn't really want to just like fucking leave me alone so the sound of him but how long how long is it london to brian 55 miles

It says on average it will take people between 6 and 10 hours to complete the rope. Yeah, but that's if you're... 6 and 10. I think I might be in 6 hours then. Because I remember thinking, like, I should be doing this. Is there, like, a lot of hills in that? Yeah, it's a little bit. It's nothing crazy. I'm telling you, all of us here, we can do it.

Like everybody here can do it. It's not, and if you watch the video, because there's an event where they do it every year. We just did it on a weekend or something for fun, but there's an event that they do every year and there's like grandmas and shit cycling on a mountain bike. Well, let's find a golf course down there and we got to cycle it and then play around. Holy smokes. There is a really cool golf challenge called, um,

Forgot what it's called 72 holes in a day Oh But you have to carry your clubs around The Macmillan one Yeah And it's for charity Yeah yeah yeah I remember Harry asking that That's mad I really want to do that I know it's going to be horrible But I really want to do it That's 80,000 steps 90 Oh yeah And carrying your clubs is on You've got to find like a really short course No you have to carry it You can't even trolley it Right Yeah You have to carry it You have to carry it But what you do is you get one of them pencil bags You get a pencil bag I'm playing with three clubs Yeah that's what I mean Seriously though Yeah

You get a parterre. Driver, nine, and a parterre. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally. Yeah, you can get a pushchair one, you know. I was out there once and saw this guy with his kid and all the clubs slot into the pushchair. Ooh, mad. Goals. Crazy. Goals. Would you do a marathon this year? Not this year. Hell no. Why not? Why not? You could do that, you know. You could do it. I think you could do it right now. Yes, you absolutely could, mate. This year. Absolutely. Well, yeah, if I start training now and it's towards the end. No, I reckon if you gave yourself...

three, four months of training, absolutely doing a marathon in a respectable time. I think you could do it if you train for three to four months. I think you could do a marathon in sub five hours. No problem.

I said that sub 4 but it's sub 5 I just I hate sub 4 is pretty mad to be fair like I've only ever run one 10k I've only ever run one 10k it was like 2 months ago if you train properly did you train for that no and how fast you run well I know I was doing 5k's yeah but I'd done like 4 or 5k's before that

in that period but I just I hate it I think it gets yeah it is shit I hate running it gets so boring when you get 5k I actually love because it's it's 20 to 25 minutes whereas as soon as you go past 10k it's

It's just like an hour of just... But if you're out and about for the event and you've hyped yourself up and people care and you've got someone waiting for you, do you think that will carry you through? The last hour and the first hour would gas me up. So you've got, what, two months to go? If I do it in four hours. I really think, I think you'd be really surprised how, if you truly like dedicated yourself to a training schedule and you still do all your like side-man stuff, like you don't have to just do training, but I think you'd be amazed at how quickly you would see results.

I do. I am tempted to do it next year. Why? People always say this. I'll do it. Yeah, but I know I have left. Because when is the London Marathon? Oh, you don't have to do that one, though. You could just pick one and do it. Yeah, but I'm kind of like... Do one abroad. That would be cool. Depends where, though. Yeah. It's hot. We do a golf trip. Do the Las Vegas one. It's like downhill, isn't it? Is that the Las Vegas one? The one that Will and I needed? Yeah. But is that not like...

30 degrees or something stupid I remember Will saying it was actually really cold because in the morning he said everybody was rocked up with like these like tin jackets and he didn't have one and he didn't have one he said it was absolutely freezing how did they start they must start like 6am because of the heat right right so you're done at like 10 11 10

if you finish it that quick yeah if not your ropes yeah it's actually if anything it's a serious bit of motivation to get it done ASAP yeah so why don't you do the marathon this year you said you wanted to yeah I would do one do you know what it just hasn't been like I feel like there's other fitness challenges that I would prefer to do than a marathon what's next um

Bummed 75 hard. Cycled from London to Brighton. Done that. I'd like to do that again without the humiliation in the middle. The ultimate dream is actually an Ironman. And what inspired me to do that, it's a 70 kilometre cycle.

a marathon run yeah and a five mile swim or like 1500 meters i don't know no i think it might be more than that yeah pull it up yeah pull it up please full iron man though not 4k swim 112 mile bike and a oh wow let's do it all in one metric here 4k swim 180 kilometer bicycle ride and a marathon

40 kilometers. Wow. All in one. You'll do in what? Double London to Brighton.

Yeah. After the swim. And then you're doing a marathon. I've actually never seen it written like that. That's actually crazy. The swim is the actual absolute... Who's done an Ironman? Yeah, I was going to say, has anyone done one? Who did a half Ironman? Theo's done a half Ironman. And this is what I'm saying, I can't congratulate him. The Ironman one though, the half is, to me, is... He got beat by a guy towing a disabled person. What's that?

I've heard about this a lot. You're kidding me. Through the swimming, through the cycling, through the... Everything. You can see it in his video. Watch his video of the half Ironman and the guy just pips him. Shout out to that guy, by the way, because that's unreal. That is... I would prefer to watch a documentary on that guy. Yeah, same. And you know what? I reckon it's half the fitness and half what he's doing for his mate that's pulling him through. No, I'm joking. Look, a half Ironman is still very impressive. A full Ironman, though. I truly believe that this is insane. And I...

I don't think with a year's training, I would even get close. The reason why I want to do an Ironman, what inspired me to do it was there's a YouTube channel called Average Rob. I don't know if anyone here has checked out. Check out Average Rob. They did a three-part series on becoming an Ironman. It's him and his brother, two guys from Belgium, really sound bloke, and made three incredible videos all about their journey to becoming an Ironman. And they start from... It's as if we started...

um with like sort of okay levels of fitness um but they have like nine months i think they have and they have it they have a very dedicated training regime um and then they go and they go to valencia to or is it valencia lanzarote to do a little bit of cycling training like it's all really well done um it's some of their most viewed videos those channels are fucking unreal yeah it's so good these guys are these guys these guys are awesome two brothers so good um

yeah the day i became an ironman and i'm not joking it actually got me a little bit emotional wow and what's funny is i haven't made a video since what's that oh that's popular that's popular well i know that's not it's not two years ago oh it was for you mate new little shelf to put on youtube i love it yeah um but yeah if there's people listening go and watch that series if you did an ironman would you do a marathon afterwards

not straight afters i mean like because if you've done an iron man yes you've done a marathon but you haven't i think i think what i would do is i would do it in my training to become an iron man i would do a marathon thing on the way just to see what it's like to build to manage your expectation when you're doing it don't get me wrong i actually think doing a full iron man it takes like a special type of person as well i'm not i'm not i don't know if i have it in the locker i like to think i would be able to do it but it

it's no joke so the thing I hate is the fact that it's like a 4km swim

That sounds so little, but that's so... I know that that is a lot. And it's out in the open sea. Yeah, mate, can you remember when we swam from the drunk fishing video to the shore? Yeah. I died. That was probably about 15 metres. Yeah, that was about 13 metres. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. Yeah, I couldn't believe that. Well, so the people that are doing that type of stuff, I think Reeve really wants to do one soon.

Theo barring an injury I'm sure really wants to do but then he's telling me he wants to do another half iron man and I'm there like bro you know you just gotta commit to it and I really think it's one of those like if you put a deadline in there and you really get after it watch him do another half iron man and say he's done a whole one hey that's big brain two halves make a would you would you uh

would you do any of this i'd love to do an iron man but again i'm thinking like is a marathon possible so i'm not thinking that far yeah do you think you're comfortable too comfortable that you would that you find it hard to do a challenge like that it really takes you out of your comfort zone and something that you know you would be bad at to begin with and i think a lot of people struggle with that yeah it's more just like the amount like an iron man i think a marathon yes i think i could do it but because

because the training wouldn't need to be that you know going to run every day or whatever that that's going to be a lot of training and I don't think I I think it's like every weekend I wouldn't put the every day you're on a fucking wind up every weekend yeah

But it was every day, maybe twice every day. About every weekend. Why did I bite on that? I wouldn't put the time into that. Because I was serious. Yeah, I wouldn't put the time into that. And that's what I mean. You have to become obsessed with it. You have to truly prioritize that. I need a proper incentive other than... I've completed an Ironman. If JJ was to do his million pound view, could you do it for a mil?

That's what I asked. Whereas me... What would be your JJ deal, by the way? What is that? A six pack or an Ironman? Well, you've had one. Yeah. Your running one. Mine wasn't a mil though. No, no, no. But I'm saying like, what would his deal be now for you? That he would set you something that he thinks that is achievable, but you actually have to put a lot of work in. I mean, the Ironman is the one. That's ridiculous level. That is ridiculous. Mine would be like... A marathon. No, mine would be like bench 100K.

He would put you through strength But what would he give you for that? Because I imagine the money you get Scales with how difficult the challenge is Yeah but like Deji's isn't Getting a six pack is You should be able to do that He had like nine months a year And he'd already achieved that before He's had a six pack Yeah at the fight When he was in the tournament He was fairly rich Or he was really close to me He would have been close though

Yeah. Is he not? Yeah. The one that he came back and he was like proper in shape. I swear he was close to it. Have a look. Fousey tube is the one he won. I thought in my head it's a Ryan. Did he fight Ryan Taylor? No. Oh, there he is. There you go. Look at that one there. Yeah. Yeah. Click that. I've got a bit of glare on this anti-glare. He's got the top two. He's got the top two, but everyone gets the top two, isn't it? That's like 3% body fat.

To be fair, yeah, I mean, he must be close there, though. He was in the best shape he was in. If you're Deji there, though, you've probably got just a bit more to go. Well, you said he'd give him a million quid.

Yeah, he has until July 1st. JJ, if you're watching this, give me a challenge for a million quid. I'll take one as well. Rob missed you. Imagine he does it one for the boys. Well, yeah, just set everyone a 10k challenge. And just don't make it a whole line, man. Yeah, with Deji, if he makes it, he gives a 10k. Oh, yeah. If he doesn't make it, he's got to do the Buckingham Palace, whatever that's called. What's that road? Promenade in a Mancini. Yeah, that's rough.

I was like that or a million quid though. Scales are very skewed here. JJ's being a big bro there. It's not about the money. It's about like, I know you can't do this. I'm going to make you, I'm going to embarrass you. Yeah. If you don't do it. Yeah. And he's coming to Vegas. That's going to cook him. Now I might say to him like, yeah, chomp me 20k. You know, I'm going to be on your ass for that trip. He didn't want that though. He doesn't want that.

I don't think he's honest. I remember I said it to his face as well. I was like literally straight over them. I was like, you're not going to do this. And like the reason J.A. is saying this challenge is because he knows you're not going to do it. Yeah. You said it in an American security queue at an airport. No, no. It was we were having a meal. Just say yes. Just say yes. Real quick. I don't want to turn this into a Jackmate little podcast. I've got a new little topic on here. What do you think is the UK's favorite Tesco meal deal this year? I got announced.

Yeah. The top meal deal. But yeah, anyway, guess what it is. Quick game. What is the top meal deal? Just ham. No. Also, by the way, it says Tesco meal deal main. Sorry, I can't give you the whole thing. What? It's just the mains. Oh, wait, what do you mean? Just the sandwich. It's not a chicken wrap. Could be a chicken wrap. Could be a chicken wrap. He said sandwich. Sorry, but you know what I mean. You've given it away, mate. You've given it away. I think it'll be a...

It's a ham and cheese sandwich. Chicken triple. No, I'm going to go with chicken and bacon. I think chicken triple because I think people will go for the... Yeah, chicken. Chicken triple is second. Oh!

Chicken and bacon Chicken with stuffing Top 10 is sausage, bacon and egg triple Sausage, bacon and egg triple Who's getting that? I would get that Really? I've never bought that Because you get sausage one You get an egg one I'm more interested to know What drinks and chocolate Yeah when I clicked that I thought I was going to get that I reckon they haven't released it Oh he's got it

Wait, this is the link. Oh, hold on. I misread it. Oh, no, no. There you go. Look. Sausage, bacon, and egg. McCoy's flame-grilled steak and a bottle of Coke. I'm not... McCoy's flame-grilled steak absolutely goes off. I'm not a McCoy's guy, though. On average, I'm a McCoy's. I'm a number six. A chicken Caesar wrap. Of course you are. You are a five. I'm a five. Yeah, I quite like the duck wrap. Hoisin duck's so good. That's probably about it. Chicken bacon and stuffing goes hard as well. Oh, the southern fried chicken pasta. Yeah.

Yeah, that goes off. I would never get past that. That's my fault. Sausage, bacon and egg triple is mental. Who is the other team? The crisps and the Coke are very standard. And then the sandwich I can't get on board with. Yeah. Can you Google it just so we can look at the sandwich? I did say I thought it'd be a triple because it's number one. Number one is more for your money, isn't it?

Yeah, and at the end of the day you want more for your money. Mate, you've just got to think it's like van men in the morning. That's why he was getting the bacon. Yeah, you're right. You call me a van man? You are. You do drink up and down the country loads. You dress like one too. I actually am, yeah.

Oh look at that. That's so good. That looks horrific. You know what I did? When I gained a lot of weight, you know what I was doing? I was going co-op because I was living in knots at the time and I'd get a bag of cookies, like four of them and eat them all watching GaryVee videos. Not joking. I do that. Yeah. And I'd also get a cheddar cheese sandwich with just the cheese and skips and put the skips in a sandwich. It was the best mix, man. Who's going one star? Who's writing? I ordered two of these and both had short dates.

Same date. They had to be eaten. I'm housebound. So rely on online shopping and think the pickers need to check the dates properly. You'll never catch me putting a review on a sandwich. You do know how down horrendous you have to be to drop a Tesco review. The worst is someone that's reviewed it like three stars.

Because it's like you haven't even thought this is the best sandwich ever or this is horrific. I kind of understand if you come on here and you put a one star because you're filled with rage and the way you want to let that rage out is by a review. But the fact that you genuinely come on here and go, right, let me think about this. This was a fave of mine. It contained sausage, egg and bacon. But this one had a smear of tomato sauce. So very, very little. And very little else.

I feel wherever the bacon, egg, sausages were was not in his sandwich. You know what? Put it this way. The grammar and the spelling used, I think, tells you everything you need to know. Gluten-free option. We people that have needs. Why gluten-free not available? Jesus. Oh, God. The spelling and grammar really sums up the sort of people that leave Tesco meal deals. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounded a bit pointless bloggy there. Yeah, sorry. Point.

It's true though. I have nothing else to ask you boys. We're going to touch on real quick about fellas in no two ways. How's life going as two CEOs? We're cooking. Anything coming up? How's fellas loaded? Fellas loaded went really well. Very, very happy with things. Still making some nice changes to the app. We launched it and then everyone was there like,

We can't listen to the podcast without it being locked. Right. Like, you know, because people like to lock their phone. And so now it's been added. But yeah, it's just stuff like that that we've had to figure out. But we're really happy with the actual...

sort of user experience as well you didn't use any like pre-made thing you built the whole thing which is good yeah it just means that you can kind of do what you want with it yeah you can build it out how you want get the data that you want not shared with anyone yeah all the money's yours yeah lovely pretty ideal compose what you want don't have any other fucking guidelines to worry about yeah ideal does the job are the higher up guidelines that you need to adhere to

Like what? The Illuminati? No, as in like, you can't post porn on an app. You could. You can't really. Yeah, absolutely. You have to age-gate it. Oh, there might be like a legal thing where I have to age-gate it. The legality of like music or something. Well, that's the same thing. Yeah, if you're crossing legal lines, then no matter what, you're fucked. But I can say fuck a million times in the intro and I'm not demonetized. They've already paid.

Love that. Well, yeah, it's just, that's what people want though. It's the same with Side Plus. Like they want the stuff they're not allowed to wear. Yeah, and it's annoying. It's getting annoying at this stage because obviously we know that you can't say certain things, which is fine. We don't say that anyway. But certain like jokes you can't, you can't say anymore. Like obviously I'm getting cut out of my own podcast. It's crazy. As you should. Should I? Yeah. All right. No to waste. Anything new? Nothing new. New shoe on the horizon. Tell them about it. We've released so many shoes now. What is it like? I think it's... How many shoes have you released? I think it's...

30 what did you have you you were a couple pairs off i was like four pairs off and i probably had like well you have every pair yeah he's got every pair that's pretty cool in this vlog that he'd put up i think i had 30 yeah so i think maybe that was like four or five five that we've released my god it's mental now well i wasn't originally gonna put them out but i i set up like three shelving units and then found a bunch of boxes of like

no two what I was just looking at looks for some reason I don't know why he was looking at me I knew he was looking at me so I went like this I don't know why I was looking at him I was just looking at him well it's just fine to have loads of boxes because we get so many of them so when you send me a new pair you're sending me like four new pairs I like it though because it's got a little badge that says friends and family in that you do Laura got upset at a certain point she wasn't getting any and I was like yeah I was like you're not on the list anymore I'm sorry I can sort that out again if you want

So yeah, we've released about 35, 36 pairs, I think. What's your favourite pair? HK by Farman, come on. No, you just got a weird photo. We've got some triple black HKs coming soon. They're so good. Until you wear them through that desert, don't come at me. Until you wear them through the desert. The mud we went through, dipped my foot in the river, I was burned dry. That was actually a big sell and dry, man. These are the best. These are the best shoes that you've ever dropped. Unfortunately,

The bottom of it. That's it. That's it. Isn't that crazy that you've paid people to make like these incredible shit, like the ones you got on now with these amazing fabrics and at the end of the day, plain white fabric.

Basic ass craps have done it. Yeah. To be fair, yeah, if you actually got rid of the orange, you'd have even more of a heater. Well, I'll get rid of the orange for you. Thanks. Can you buy them all the time now? You can buy certain pairs all the time now, yeah. When you say certain pairs, what do you mean? I don't know. It changes like week in, week out. No, I mean these ones. No, I mean like, if I go on like, are these like a core? Are they always available? No, so we've...

I see what you, I see. It was a good leading question. Nice. You can't buy these on the website, but you can buy it by very similar pairs of white with like splashes of color. Is it a cause and form? You're not going to, you're going to bring this back? I love, I love that. You're going to bring this back?

I don't know. Are these those just that's with the color? Yes. They are now. I'm missing all of them. Yeah. Wait, hold on. And then are you? I don't have any of these. They're quite new. They're quite new. Are they same as these? They're the same as these. Yeah. I'm waterproof, but they're a formula. Like, like, yeah. A hundred pound, you know, that's actually very decent for a shoe. Thank you guys. Thank you. But yeah, it's going very well. We, um, who names these? Do you name them? I,

I've named every single show. Yeah, you can tell. Go back on that list. No, but I've gone off stuff that people have... Koiri. What's Koiri all about? Koiri's a classic. These were the worst crap you dropped. Genuine question. How did these do? They did okay. Because they are the least...

no two ways shit yeah so these ones you gave in the chat match right compared to what your usual shit is so this was like a rocky I'm sorry rocky I don't mean to throw you under the bus here but rocky is uh

has incredible heritage and rocky has always been a fan of his high tops so i said hey go away make a high top and let's you know we didn't have that offering so i was like go away do that he came back from and it says it there so uh query translates for going for go to go for a walk in his native oh okay oh no i feel terrible so so this is uh it's a really like true to him shoe that we released and it did okay it didn't blow anyone away but um

You chose high tops to be the ones that are to go for a walk. Oh, oh, you know, something I will say is these are categorically by far with nothing close in second place. The comfiest shoe that we've ever seen. I will actually agree with that. Yeah. Wow. And they've got a stash pocket pocket. If you, you know, stash some stuff going to a festival or keys for a golf course.

Tease. But yeah, so I apologise for this, guys. I'll let Rocky know. I'm sure he'll see this. Remember, only perks. What did you get for... I love Rocky. I think he's actually a genius guy. He's a genius. Yeah, he is. And when I was in that video, I was bringing, like, stupid ideas, and he was there, like, actually trying to translate them into real life. Yeah. I was like, fucking hell. And that's... Yeah, so...

He's a legend, still a legend, still with me. What's your member only perks down there? What do you have to do to get that? So I wanted to, I don't know if it's done yet. Click it. Can you do it in any words? So this is just to sign up, but I've been working on a reward scheme that will like backdate rewards

everyone that's ordered you know for the years and give them tier points like lifetime tier points which then get you exclusive unlocks and stuff which is coming soon you should just have like a discord that streams fellas loaded and if they get enough you know tier points I'll take that 600 million views

take that we uh we had two staff today for ace marketing staff in this building right and in the meeting today they were like oh i love what no two ways are doing with that marketing stuff that's very kind the survey you did yeah that survey was one of the best things that we've ever done we're gonna jack it it was incredible we got like 25 000 people that responded and then it also drove sales again explain it so he's rather than doing promotions that one

No, they got like a voucher off their next purchase if they completed the survey. There's a big voucher to like £25,000, right? Was it a range? Wasn't it one where you spin a wheel and you get like between? No, that was my idea, which did quite well. But we won't talk about that. This one was, yeah, they signed this... What's it called? Yeah.

Do the survey. And they give us so much useful information. It basically like drove, it let us know what our next like free releases are, who our next two collaborators should be.

and how many colours we should block on a shoe. These are the intricacies that it got down to. You can email those people as well. So those people who answer, you can actually make a segment and then target those for certain things. So you could go, everyone who answered black, you could just send ads to black shoes or everyone who does red. Well, we don't do ads, but we directly email them to...

Asked them if they want a pair of black shoes. Yeah, we did that for a pair. But I don't like that really manipulative segmenting on emails. I say that we shouldn't do it loads, but we do it a lot. It's the execution on how you do it, not the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. How seedy do you want to be? Do you want to run adverts against these people and try and manipulate them? That's why we've never run a single advert. That's what people do. I love ads, I know. I love ads.

overall it's going very well um i've i've managed to um hire some like really really cool people um that are driving it on to the next level and hopefully as i said to you earlier today in my little yearly interview hell yeah brother um hopefully will make me be able to go back to making youtube yeah i was gonna say i was actually gonna say yeah i've got two in the bank one and a half

And then I'm making another one this week. When's the first one going out? I might wait until I have like eight. So I actually like have two months of videos and then just stay at that cadence. Sick. Yeah. We'll see. The boys are back. The boys are back in town. Yeah. Let's end it. Yeah, let's end it. I'm so hungry. Yeah.

yeah I'm I was tired of hearing us chat shit I've been yawning for like half an hour so you have to cut around that it's not my fault it's my body long day it has been a long day for everyone he didn't get enough sleep remember you know what he didn't get enough sleep I got up well I got up today my one of my partners my ace drove from Banbury all the way here and got here at 7am he was like I'm here now I was like okay cool let me get out of bed then wow

rate that though well thank you guys for coming on thank you so much it's been one of my favourite podcasts on the real thank you for having us it's an absolute pleasure I must say like I said before big fan of the set loving the new vibes right now I really enjoy the like the looking at each other like this yeah I don't get that you see yeah feels really nice this is good yeah it's very good we're just chatting yeah yeah sick

I read a mention of that, didn't I? Oh, the camera's going to work out. They'll hit you at the right angles, yeah. Sometimes you see people complain that you see a bit of too much of each other in each shot, but I just don't care. And we'll also crop that in on the edit. I love it. I don't care. It's a podcast. People forget, by the way, podcasts are meant to be podcasts first. All this studio stuff comes secondary. It has to be a conversation first. Whose idea was it to put Blue Fire? Was it yours today? I was going to say, that got to be like a nice orange like the back of that. It always was. Is that John letting you down again? Orange and blue goes well.

Wait for it. Wait for it. Here you go. You can flip through. There you go. That one should be there. No, but the oranges don't match. Yeah. White. Keep it white. Keep it classy. It looks tacky and it looks like it belongs in a house in Essex.

You know, it's the C2 cables. We actually got the link from Ethan. I don't mean that. He's not in Essex. He's on the edge of London. Well, I love the fact that you guys came on today. How long was this, by the way? Too long. 1.45. That was my prediction. Wow. Was it? 1.46.

You've done a lot of podcasts in your time, brother. Oh, yeah. And also, let's just clear up the fact that it looks better the way I said no originally because he's done too many podcasts. I have not seen him on any of the podcasts apart from ours. Do you want to just say thanks for subscribing? Yeah, thanks for coming on, boys. Thanks for watching. Live, like, enjoy, and subscribe. Fucking big up what's good. Oh, thank you. Big up what's good. Yeah, it means a lot. See you, nerds. Thanks, thanks.