[Patreon Preview] Ep 39.5: The Hangover Fart II
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Ever tell you my fart story with Louie? No. Bad? It's embarrassing. Why? I was opening for him. We're in the Four Seasons, watching some movie. It's me, List, and I think Lynn Coplitz or somebody. But we're all hanging out. I'm sitting on his bed. He's on the desk. Somebody else is at the chair. And I go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And he goes, dude, what the fuck? And I was like...

I thought you'd love that. It's a joke. It's a fart. I figured he would like love a fart joke and he hated it. He was like, you farting in here? Get out. What are you doing? I was like, I went and saw him on the daily show say farts are funny. Exactly. That is hilarious. Yeah. You fraud.

I farted. I was a classic. Just. I think now women know what they have to do to get him to not do what he did. That's how you get about the room. That's great. That's hilarious, man. He hated it. I was crushed. I was like, oh my God. It was like the first night of opening. I thought I was going to be off the tour. I think a loud fart is still funny. Let's go.

Quiet farts burn. That's bad. You ever witness them in the car on the road, and you're like, dude, why would you do this to me? But the announcing and then check this out, for some reason, still gets me. I've never been prouder of a comedic moment, and he shut it down. The guy at the highest height of comedy shot me down. That's brutal. You farted at the world's most liked at the time comedian. Yes. And you're like, check this out. Pfft.

And he's just like, why? Yeah. List pulled me aside after. He's like, what was that? I'm like, I don't know. He's like, that was bad. I'm like, ah. That was bad? Yeah. I mean, Louis hated it. Did List ever say that to Louis?

I don't think so. I mean, where is he on that friendship? That he's fine with. But yeah, it was a big bummer. I was here to here. I felt like I was two inches tall. God damn. Yeah, tough night. That is fucking brutal. Dude, why would you do that? That's funny. I thought I had him. I was like, oh, this is going to win him over, baby. No.

You know who loves farts? You do a fart, she will shit the bed as Michelle Wolfe. Really? Loves a fart. Anytime, anywhere. Church, funeral, gas chamber, whatever. Fart it up. She'll fall in the floor. Not too close to the gas chamber. Yeah. That's a bad name for a place to fart. Dude, that's hilarious that you did that and it didn't work out at all. Yeah, I took a risk. That's a fucking risk. I was like, this is in the pocket.

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