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From NPR in WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm the man with a voice so smooth, rich people pay big bucks just to hear me say their name on NPR. Chioki Ayanse. And here's your host at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Chioki. Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

You're so kind. So, since we are lucky enough to have the guy who tells you about all the people and foundations that support NPR filling in for Bill Curtis this week, we thought, why not take the opportunity to show those people why we are worth their support? So, this week, we are going to bring back some of the best segments that their money has paid for in recent months as a kind of thank you. Wait, I thought you just wanted to take the week off.

First up, a great conversation with Ray Romano, the actor and comedian who had just written and directed his first film, Somewhere in Queens. When he appeared in May of last year, Peter asked him if he was the same kind of dad in real life as he was on his hit sitcom, Everybody Loves Raymond. Well, I was never home to be a real dad.

I mean, in that way, it did affect me. Yeah. But I was wondering if, like, you were home with your real kids and they said something that wasn't amazingly charming and funny, if you would, like, call for rewrite without realizing where you were. Well, you know what's funny is my wife and I, one night, were in bed watching the show, and she said to me, she goes, you said more to Patty Heaton in that scene than you've said to me all week. And

And I told her, we have writers. It's easy. It's funny because any time we would have a fight, sometimes my wife would look to me and say...

I don't want to see this on the show. I do not want to see this on the show. And what did you think when she said that? Were you like, okay, or were you like, well, maybe I can talk her into it? I would tell her to go cry on a bag of money. LAUGHTER

I should point out, by the way, I think everybody needs to know this, you're still happily married to the same person today, years later. 35. 35 years. Wow. That's nice. Woo!

But seriously, you've played a dad and a husband for so long in so many different iterations. Have you learned some wisdom? Obviously, you're good at it. Well, I mean, people ask me, how do you do it? How do you stay married so long? And I always quote one of my ex-therapists. I've been through many therapists. And one of my ex-one says, you need to pretend you're not a narcissist.

Wow. And of course, did you say, I can pretend I'm not a narcissist. I can do that. I'm great. That's right. I'm good at pretending. Yeah, but you know, it's exactly what he meant. And I think we know what he meant. Sometimes it's not all about you. Is that when you fired him?

No, no, no. Your show is on TV all the time now in syndication. Do you ever find yourself like the rest of us in a hotel room late at night and Everybody Loves Raymond is on and you watch it? It's sadder than that, to be honest with you. I don't know if it's a late midlife or early end-of-life crisis. But I'm watching them now and I'm rating them from one to a three.

I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I have a chart. I have a chart. What? You have a spreadsheet? I do. I've watched about 45 of them. There's 210 total. Wow. And I started rating them, and the highest so far I got was a 91. 91 is the highest. Wow. How do you watch all your old shows and still say you're not a narcissist? I'll tell you why.

Because the highest they gave was a 91. I'm very hard on them. There you go. What's the lowest so far?

They're in the 70s. Some of them are in the 70s, you know? I learned something, and I should have known this about you, and I'm sorry I didn't, but apparently you are an excellent poker player. I'm average. I'm average. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. Yeah. The last time I was with Ray, he came on my radio show, and he had this bag next to him. And I was like, what's in the bag? And he said, I just came from poker, and there's a lot of cash in there. What? What?

You literally had bags of money? You literally, like, had the classic black valise filled with cash? Yeah. He walks around with bags of cash. For your wife. I don't have access to my cash. I have... My wife gives me an allowance. Do you have a good poker face? Because you don't seem like you would. Why do you say that? Why do you say I wouldn't have one? Because you're just so, like... Because I'm a bad actor? No, that's... No.

No, that's not what that is. Expressive. Yeah, expressive. Expressive actor. Thank you. Thank you. He gets a bad hand and just... Oh, boy. That was Tom Papa, not me. Oh, boy. Well, Ray Romano, we have invited you here to play a game that this time we're calling... Everybody Loves Raymond, but Everybody Hates These Things. So, as we've discussed, you start in Everybody Loves Raymond, which is nice if you're Raymond.

So we thought we'd ask you about things that everybody hates, answer two to three questions about things everybody just loathes, and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners, the voice of anyone they might choose. Bill, who is Ray Romano playing for? Gary Wilson of Seattle, Washington. All right, you ready to do this? I'm going to try my hardest. All right, here's your first question. Everybody hates taxes, right? Especially when you're forced to pay taxes when you buy something you want. Which of these is a real tax?

Hometown crowd, thank you. The least ridiculous, I guess, is C.

I'm sorry. Of those three, the least ridiculous is that when you bribe a politician here in Illinois, you have to pay a certain percentage of the bribe to the state. I get it. I got it right, right? LAUGHTER

No, but I love you for trying. It was actually the enormous belt buckle tax in Texas. It's true. In Texas, the belt buckles are taxed at a higher rate

than the belt itself. - Really? - Yeah, so the bigger, more elaborate, and more expensive your belt buckle, which they love down there, the more money you have to spend. All right, Ray, you still have two more chances. Here is your next question. Everybody hates traffic jams, particularly over in China. That's why a new service has arisen there to make them a little less horrible. What is that service? A, you can order aerial photographs of the traffic jam sent to you so you can prove to your boss or whomever that's why you're late.

That one, the last one. You're right, Ray, exactly.

Because as you probably figured out, that is a great idea. And this is why China is beating us in global competition. You have one more question. If you get this right, you win. Everybody hates going through airport security. Which of these were once seized at a TSA checkpoint? A, a 20-pound live lobster.

B, one of those enormous pairs of ceremonial scissors for ribbon cuttings, or C, a gun hidden inside a raw chicken? Well, I have cut a ribbon at a Bed Bath & Beyond once. And never again. Yeah, a lot of good it did then, man. Never again. Thank you.

All right. I'm going to say the gun hidden in the thing. You're right. Not only that, they were all found on passage. What? All of the above. Bill, how did Ray Romano do in our quiz? He got a 75 by our rating. But two out of three is a winner, Ray. Congratulations. 66%.

Ray Romano's new wonderful movie is Somewhere in Queens. Ray Romano, thank you so much for joining us on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. What a pleasure to talk to you. Thanks, Ray. Thank you. And if that wasn't enough to loosen your wallet, rich people, here's a never-before-heard question from earlier this year with panelists Tom Bodette, Faith Saley, and Helen Ha. Helen, businesses have a new solution for all those workers who've forgotten how to be in the office during their long time at home.

Many businesses are sending their employees where? Can I have a hint? Yeah, it's like where you learn which is the proper fork to leave unwashed in the office kitchen sink. Etiquette class? Charm school. Oh, what? Same thing, yes. Etiquette school, charm school. Apparently people forgot how to behave around other people during their time working remotely. So 60% of companies...

Plan to send their employees to etiquette classes this year, leaving 100% of employees trying to imagine anything more humiliating. Wait, so the memo saying put your pants back on and keep them on all day didn't work? Exactly. It's like employers have to say, Matt, great work on that report this morning. Also, we notice you've gone feral. 16.

60% of businesses have to retrain their employees to be around other people. What are we talking about? Because the pants thing is the obvious one. It's like, if you didn't buy the Orangina, don't drink it. I mean, I think...

- I thought it was Orangina, but now I'm having improper thoughts. - A little uncouth, Tom. - Tom, I think you need to go to charm school after that. My goodness, we're in public. - This is terrible. I may not be able to finish the show because I'm going back through my life now thinking how many times have I said that?

When we come back, actor Rosie Perez and musician Steve Earle, who will triumph and who will be left begging for mercy? Neither one. This isn't Survivor. Come on. It's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me from NPR.

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Hey everybody, it's Peter Sagal. This is our last episode in February, meaning it is the last chance I have to get you to sign up for Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Plus in our month-long pledge drive. Don't make me beg. Okay, I'm begging. But we really want to get 401 new supporters this month, and you are our only hope. We've even made some super special bonus episodes that will be available only to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Plus subscribers next month, where I take everyone on an emotional journey to get to the top of the list.

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From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Chioki Ianson filling in for Bill Curtis. And here's your host at the Studebaker Theater in the Fine Arts Building in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal. Thank you, Chioki. Thank you, everybody. This week...

We are taking the opportunity to show our sponsors what they're paying for when Chioki reads their names on NPR. For example, I bet the Foundation for the Advancement of Former Fly Girls was thrilled they helped pay for this February 2023 conversation between Rosie Perez and guest host Alzo Slade.

Rosie explained how her entire career began because of some fashion choices she made while going out clubbing in college. Yeah, I was a biochem major in college, and me and my girlfriends would go to this nightclub called Florentine Gardens because it was ladies getting free before nine. And...

And then there was a talent scout from Soul Train and he saw me dancing and I was, I was dressed like a slut. It was such a cute look. And, um, and he said, um, would you like to go on Soul Train? I said, what? And, um, I got on the show. And then later on, when I was going to leave California, move back to New York, the night before I was leaving, um, they asked some of the Soul Train dancers if they would go to this party and,

that a filmmaker was having, and when I walked in there, they were having a butt contest to see which woman had the biggest butt. So I jumped up on the stage on a speaker. I'm not making this up. I wish I was. And I was trying to humiliate the whole evening, telling the women, don't do that. And then the guy came over with bodyguards and told me to get down.

And I got scared, and so I cursed him out out of fear. I don't know why, but it just happened. And that man happened to be Spike Lee, and then he asked me to come over. This story is so NPR, by the way. So, speaking of Spike Lee, Do the Right Thing was your first movie, and that movie is a cultural icon. You're a cultural icon. Yeah.

Did your family go to see the movie on the big screen? Unfortunately, yes. I thought it's never going to get to Puerto Rico. And it did. My father held the screening for the entire town. And the scene with the ice cubes. Yeah. My father had a heart attack. He didn't die.

But he had a very dramatic telenovela, Puerto Rican heart attack in the movie theater. The ambulance had to come take him away. I had to fly down to Puerto Rico, crying, telling him I'm sorry. And he said, listen, next time you do something like this, let's talk about it. I said, really? That simple? He goes, yes. Just say you're doing something artistic. And then I'm going off to go. So for those of you who don't know, let me as delicately as possible explain

explain the artistic scene with the ice cubes that she's talking about. This is so not NPR. This is so not NPR. So it was a hot scene and the ice melts. Go bing it when you get a chance. But you know, you know, dancing has been a large part of your career as well. Like

choreographing for and living color. Like, do you still, you know, shake a little something every once in a while? I do in the privacy of my own home. I don't really go clubbing anymore. I still dance in my head all the time. If I'm in the car, if I'm watching a show and they have a piece of music, all of a sudden I'm choreographing in my head. It's constant. It doesn't stop. Yeah. What is your favorite song to dance to?

Rihanna's Bitch Better Have My Money. Oh, okay. All right, Rosie, we've asked you here today to play a game that we are calling... Signed Curious in Chicago. So you start and do the right thing. And who else helps people do the right thing? Advice columnists.

Oh, no. We're going to ask you three questions about advice columnists, answer two of them correctly, and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners. Bill, who is Rosie playing for? Lucy Wright of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Big Lucy. Big Lucy Wright fans in the side of here. Yes. Here's her first question. In the 1950s, Ebony Magazine ran a column called Advice for Living.

which was filled with questions about sex and relationships, all answered by whom? A. Little Richard, B. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., or C. then Vice President Richard Nixon? Oh my gosh. Um...

God rest his soul. I want to say Little Richard. I know that sounds crazy, but I want to say Little Richard. That would be hilarious. But you want to say it, but you didn't say it. But I'm sure you have a dream of saying something else. Oh, the king. The king. Yes. Are you kidding me? I am not kidding. So here's your next question, the follow-up.

Dr. King was not great at giving advice. I have a dream. You take it. When one woman wrote in because her husband was having an affair, he advised her to do what? A, put laxatives in her husband's coffee. B, take up a new hobby like gardening to get her mind off of it. Or C, study her husband's mistress and copy the things that she does. Oh, my God.

It's probably the wrong answer, but I'm going to go with C. It is absolutely the right wrong answer. Yes. Wow. Oh, my God. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. told her to just figure out what this other woman was giving her husband that she wasn't and do that. Wow. Wow. Here's your last question.

The advice column dates back to the 1690s when readers would write in to ask questions like, which of these? A. Why should the putting of a man's hand in cold water occasion a sudden emission of urine, notwithstanding his being fast asleep? B. Dancing. Is it lawful? And C. Dancing.

What is the cause of the winds? And whence do they come? And whither do they go? Oh, gosh. You know, I listen to this show every single weekend, and I'm always calling out the right answer. But now that I'm in the thick of it, I have no freaking idea. These are ridiculous. They are pretty ridiculous. Can I get a hint? Yes. Yes.

More than one of them is correct. All the above? All the above. Wow. So these were all actual questions to the Athenian Mercury, considered the first ever advice column. Bill, how did Rosie Perez do on our quiz? As we expected, she was perfect. Thank you.

See, Rosie, you're amazing at everything you do. Thank you very much for joining us on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Thank you very much, guys. Take care, everybody. Bye-bye.

In 2019, musician Steve Earle joined us in person and backstage told the greatest stories we had ever heard. Fortunately, he kept going when we got on stage where I asked him exactly what genre of music he played. I've been called country singer, rock.

Country rock singer and folk singer in the New York Times crossword puzzle. So I really oh, yeah Great names with a vowel to be in and end you're all set my dad I'm in there a lot. My dad thought I'd finally made it when I made it to the New York Times crossword Yeah, congratulations

You got your start really early. You knew what you wanted to do from a very young age. Yeah, I didn't finish school because I regret that now, but I just didn't see how they were going to teach me anything more about what I wanted to do. My parents were incredibly supportive, but I finally dropped out when I was 16, and I started playing coffee houses, and I met all these...

guys that have been playing folk music for a lot longer than I have. And that's where I first heard of Townes Van Zandt and Guy Clark. And my new record is a record of songs written by Guy Clark because I made a record of Townes songs 10 years ago. And I do not want to run into Guy on the other side having made the Townes record. Yeah, I understand. He wouldn't like that.

We read that you were such a fan of Townes Van Zandt that you actually went to where he was and tracked him down. I did that. I did the same thing with Guy. I tracked Townes down in Houston. He turns up at my gig. There's about four people there, including Townes.

And the second set, when I go down for my set, you know, the first set, the most eventful thing was the club owner's dog fell in love right in front of the set. And then the second set, I finally come down and here's Town sitting in the front row. He's pretty, he drank a little. He was pretty lit and he was sitting there and he did not make a sound while I was actually singing. But between every song, he'd lean back and go, play the Wabash Cannonball.

And I'm like, so I play another song. Great, I'm being heckled by my hero. So I get, I tread you along and I get to the, play the Wabash Cannonball. I finally had to admit I don't know the Wabash Cannonball. Well,

And then he said, you call yourself a folk singer and you don't know the Wabash? And I'm like, so I played this song called Mr. Mud and Mr. Gold, a song of his that has about a million words. And then he shut up. Yeah, well. And then we introduced ourselves afterwards and he became a teacher for some time. That's really amazing. You've been through a lot.

I mean, read a little bit about you. You find out, I mean, like, for example, you played a recovering addict in The Wire. I did. And apparently...

It was not a stretch for you, is it? Yeah, David Simon's idea for me to become... I was offered acting roles when I was a lot younger and a lot better looking than I am now. And I hated it when actors made records, so I just always turned them down and didn't think it was something I wanted to do. But David's a big music fan, and he called my manager. He says, I've got this character, and I think Steve could do it. And would he like to read for it? And I read for it just on the... Made a tape in a studio. Yeah.

And, you know, I played a redneck recovering addict, so like you said, I didn't have to really act. We were reading that you live in New York, and the most amazing thing we read is that your enthusiasms in New York are yoga and Broadway musicals. That's pretty much it. And baseball. And baseball. Yoga was just a thing that was sort of...

I fish with a fly rod and I travel places where that's fun to do. And I fell in a river for the first time, you know, and I was just getting back in the bug, floating down to the next spot and talking to a friend of mine. And I just said, man, my core strength is just going.

And he said, well, you know, I've been taking yoga a couple of times a week. A guy comes and I thought, I spend money on dumber stuff than that. So it started as that, as dealing with a physical issue. But the way I'm still here is 12-step programs. And, you know, that's, it's a spiritual program. Thank you.

And one of the things you're supposed to do in 12 step programs is get to a place where you pray or meditate every day and that was the only thing that I didn't do. And I'm kind of an old hippie anyway and so I've known about these things all my life.

But through that association, I met a yoga teacher in New York and started studying with her. I'm on blocks and, you know, a lot of cheating going on. Yeah. Because I started when I was 60. Yeah, I understand that. You've been married six times, seven times, six times? Seven times, six wives. Right. Now...

When people talk about people who've been married a lot, we often joke about hope over experience, and they just think this time it's going to work out, and we talk about people's optimism. What I was thinking about in your case is if you meet a woman and the woman knows you've been married, say, let's pick middle five times before...

How do you convince her, like, no, really, it was always their fault? Well, wait a minute. No, here's the real question is, if you've been married six times and you meet a woman that's willing to marry you. That's what I mean, yeah. Yeah, that should give you pause. And I'm finally starting to get it. Yeah.

Okay, so let me ask a question. Elizabeth Taylor was married so many times because she liked being married. Do you like being married? I played 200 shows last year.

So whoever was married to me probably didn't like it all that much because I was gone about half the time. And I didn't really know what really being married was like the way that most people did because I got my own room for over half of my life. Steve, have you met Roxanne? I did meet Roxanne. Yeah, I know. Well, Steve Earle, we've invited you here to play a game we're calling... Steve Earle, meet Steve Urkel. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

As I'm sure you remember, you've been around. Yeah. Uber nerd Steve Urkel, one of the most popular TV characters of the 1990s in the show Family Matters. I'm guessing you didn't have a lot of time to watch TV in the 1990s. You know what? I don't think I've ever seen a complete episode of Family Matters. That's great, because that's the whole principle. You're not supposed to know anything. Knowledge hurts. I was hoping you guys would mess this part up. Yeah. We're going to ask you three questions about that icon in the flood pants and suspenders.

If you get two right, you win a prize for one of our listeners, the voice of their choice in their answering machine. Bill, who is Steve Earle playing for? Brian Hines of Pleasant View, Tennessee. All right. Wow. You ready? Cool. Here's your first question. Now, the popularity of the character of Steve Urkel was great for the actor in the TV show, but bad for whom? A, the actual Steve Urkel, for whom the character was named, who spent a decade enduring jokes and disappointment that he didn't talk funny.

B, the belt industry, as Urkel's suspenders caused a 40% decrease in sales. Or C, speech therapists who had to deal with people trying to talk like Urkel.

Oh, well, let's say B. You're going to go for B, the belt industry? People stopped buying belts because the suspenders were so sexy? Yeah. No, it was actually the real Steve Urkel. The real Steve Urkel. The real guy named Steve Urkel, who the character was named for, and he did not enjoy it after a very short while. Two more chances. Here's your next question. Urkel's popularity led to a number of branded products, including which of these? A, Steve Urkel nerd glasses with masking tape pre-applied.

B, Urkel O's breakfast cereal. Or C, an automated chess player called the Mechanical Urk. Breakfast cereal, I guess. It is the breakfast cereal. Yay! Last one for all the marbles. Jaleel White, the actor who played Urkel, went on to have the usual struggles of an actor associated with one role. He tried appearing on Dancing with the Stars, but what happened? A, asked to dance in flood-high pants and suspenders, he swore and stomped off the set.

B. He was so obnoxious to other participants that he became known as Jerkle. Or C. He insisted on doing his own choreography for the Jitterbug section in Broke a Hip. Oh, let's see. B. B. It is B! B, by the way.

He denied the rumors that he was unpopular and said he got along great with everybody. He was still voted off the show, though. Bill, how did Steve Earle do? What a smart guy. He got two out of three, so you won. Congratulations, Steve. Steve Earle's new album is called Guy. It's out now wherever you listen to music. Steve Earle, thank you so much for joining us here at Way, Way, Way, Way. Steve Earle, everybody. ♪

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From NPR in WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Shioki Ianson, filling in for Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal. Thank you so much, Shioki. Thank you, everybody.

This is our special You Got What You Paid For edition in which all the funders whose names Chioki reads on the air every day find out what it is they are in fact paying for. And Chioki, since we got you here, people must pay a lot to hear their name read in your velvety voice. Am I right? Well, Peter Sagal.

It's a lot more than the $5 that you, Peter Sagal, slid me before the show, Peter Sagal. That wasn't, it wasn't $5 each though, just so you know that, okay? And if just hearing Chioki isn't enough, here's a comedian and writer Nick Kroll who joined us in March of 2023. Guest host Nagin Farsad asked him if being a history major helped when he made the sequel to Mel Brooks' History of the World Part 1. Okay.

No, I was not I But I do love history a lot of my work has had historical elements to it But I think I did it was really more of a passion for Mel Brooks and then history that got me the gig I think were you intimidated like were you afraid about making him laugh and what was gonna land with him?

Oh, yeah. I mean, pitching a joke to your hero is, when you get a laugh from Mel Brooks, it's the best feeling in the world. But when he tells you, no, that joke is stupid, it's a real roller coaster. No, and explain this to me. So, History of the World Part I came out in 1981, over 40 years ago. Is this the longest anyone's ever waited for a sequel, or what? What?

It's possible. I'm currently working on Gone with the Wind 2. The time is right. The time feels right. Especially from a white dude, I think it's such the right call. I think it's a good chance for me to tell my story, and I'm so excited about that. A Jewish boy from Rye's take on the Civil War. Yeah.

So you're known for your characters, and you do so many of the great characters on History of the World Part II. What are some of the characters that have been thought of but haven't made it onto your work? Well, I mean, I build my characters from the name up. That's the most important way. Some people want to be like, oh, this is where this person is from, this is what their family is like. And I built a character in History of the World...

who's a Russian Jew in the shtetl, sort of a fiddler on the roof parody, and his name is Shmuck Mudman. And the idea is, like, every Jewish family grew up with, like, this story of how one of their family members had to escape Russia because they had killed a Cossack with their bare hands, and I thought it would be funny if Shmuck just nudged a Cossack to death. LAUGHTER

And I wanted to do a Sir Isaac Newton bit that we never could quite crack, but he just, an apple falls on his head and what he discovers is applesauce. And the tepid laugh of the audience is exactly why it did not end up. Yeah.

Alright, Nick, we could talk about your shenanigans forever, but we have actually asked you here today to play a game we're calling... Nick Kroll meet Rick Roll. We're going to Rick Roll you. By that we mean ask you about roles played by actors named Rick. Answer two out of... Finally! Answer two out of three questions correctly and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners. Big

who is Nick Kroll playing for? Aaron Kahn of Los Angeles, California. I'm just very excited. I love Aaron. She's one of my dear friends. All right, here's your first question. Jesse's girl singer Rick Springfield also played Dr. Noah Drake on General Hospital starting in 1981, but Springfield

Springfield never sang on General Hospital until 2007 as a part of what storyline? Was it A, he was kidnapped and tied up next to a bomb that could only be diffused by singing a certain frequency? B, a rock star who looked exactly like Noah Drake needed emergency surgery so they convinced Drake to fill in for the singer at a big charity concert?

Or C, he was abducted by aliens and sang to prove that humans were a worthwhile species. Everybody knows in the Wait, Don't Tell Me universe how big a General Hospital fan I am. So I'm going to say that it was B. That is right. The rock star. Rick Springfield, of course, played both roles, Noah Drake and the singer Eli Love.

Aww.

Or was it C. He spent all day standing outside the bathroom in character and loudly complaining each time somebody used it. I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go with A. That's right! It was the Russian act! A couple of days, John Hughes finally asked him, Rick, have you read the script?

- Okay. - And he was like, "No, I haven't, why?" - Jingle, jingle, jingle. Okay, for your last Rick role, Rick Overton is a veteran character actor who has played almost 200 roles, including Deacon Williams in the 2015 Lifetime Original Movie, "Lethal Seduction."

What was the tagline? The Amy Dickinson story. What was the tagline of Lethal Seduction? Was it A, never going to give you up, B, never going to let you down, or C, never going to round or desert you? Well, of course, this is a joke about Rick Astley, the original Rick Roll.

I don't appreciate you guys not taking the game seriously. My gut is it's A, never going to give you up. It was none of the above, and we were taking it seriously, but we are going to give that point to you. You better. I'm taking this very seriously. I don't appreciate you guys joking around.

It was the tagline, by the way, because I know you're dying to know. The tagline was actually, innocence can be deadly. But you can't really dance to that, so, you know. Yeah, like I didn't know that. Like lethal injection or whatever. Lethal injections. Right. What did Nick Kroll do on our quiz? Nick, you might be surprised, but you got them all right. You're a win in our book. Yay!

I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm not surprised at all. This is what I've been training for my whole life. I would never let Aaron down. I came here to dominate Rick Roll. I came here to embarrass Pete Gross. I feel like I've accomplished both. And I love this audience. Again, you guys are all going to be on History of the World Part 3. Just send $100 cash to Pete Gross at trumpuniversity.com.

You can see Nick Kroll in History of the World Part II on Hulu. Nick Kroll, thank you so much for joining us on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Thank you, Nick. Thank you.

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Finally, Vanity Fair is the premier glossy gossip magazine about the A-list and the Jet Set, so it was a bit of a surprise to some when its owners hired a PhD in comparative literature to be the editor-in-chief. When Radhika Jones joined us in June of last year, we asked her about how she got the job. What was the interview process like? Did they say to you, what would you do with Vanity Fair? Or did they tell you what they wanted with Vanity Fair? What was the mission that was given to you?

The idea was for me to express what I would do with it.

It's an amazing title. It has all the associations you mentioned with celebrity and scandal. But it also, over the years, has done incredible investigative reporting and really important photojournalism, war reporting, all of that. And I think there's a lot of room for magazines that are really smart about our culture in all of its forms. And to me, at its core, that's what VF is. Right. I have a question. Go ahead, Emily. In your interview, did they ask you to name every Kennedy by heart?

Thankfully, no. Vanity Fair does these questionnaires for sometimes for celebrities. Did they say to you, what living human do you despise the most? Oh, yeah. What smell makes you furious? Those answers are off the record. I understand. You are a professional.

You guys also have done an amazing job reporting on Fox News and Rupert Murdoch. In fact, you recently broke the story that he asked his latest wife, Jerry Hall, for a divorce via email. Ouch. Yeah. Do you ever worry that, I mean, he's Rupert Murdoch, do you ever worry he might have you killed? I suddenly am very conscious that I'm alone in my office. Yeah.

But there's security down there. There is. Don't worry about me. Rupert will be foiled again. You have an amazing amount of cultural influence. Have you ever been tempted to use it for evil? Like, just say, let's get Scarlett Johansson. Every day. Every day. All right. Every day. Thank you.

Can you give me an example of like... No. No, no. Like, for example, I would like get Annie Leibovitz to take like a beautiful cover photograph of, say, Scarlett Johansson wearing big fuzzy earmuffs so that everybody would then wear earmuffs.

That would be my thing. And obviously, I'm not qualified to do your job because that's lame. I feel like you're not going far enough. Okay. Show me up. No, no. You already have people putting hits out on me. That's true. Because they're trying to get me in trouble. All right. I'm going to ask you one question as a tastemaker, though, because, again, your opinion goes. You're the editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair. Are Apple Vision Pro goggles cool?

Cool or not. I haven't tried them on yet. Yeah But I think that I think that that is in my future and Are they cool? Are they cool? Are they cool? You get to say you don't have to guess you get to say I'm gonna say they look pretty cool. There you are. It's decided

Apple stock just went up 5% because she said that. Well, Radhika Jones, it is a lot of fun to talk to you, and we are going to test your intellectual mettle by asking you to play a game that this time we're calling... Vanity Fair meet State Fair. LAUGHTER

You edit Vanity Fair. What do you know about state fairs, the wonderful entertainments that happen all over the country every summer? Get two out of three questions right. You'll win a prize for one of our listeners. Bill, who is Radhika Jones playing for? Sam Jacobs of Atlanta, Georgia. All right.

Here is your first question. These days, attractions at your state fairs tend to be carnival rides, maybe a tractor pull. But back in the old days, some state fairs had some really exciting things to see, like which of these? A, genuine duels to the death. B, steam locomotives smashing into each other head on. Or C, the great sheep catapult.

I've read The Little House on the Prairie books backwards and forwards, and none of those things happen in English. I feel like this is... Maybe Louisa May Alcott just didn't want you to know about it. Laura Ingalls Wilder. Oh, snap, dog!

Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's all right. You just got PhD. I really was like, wow, Peter, really good for him. Dude, nobody here is ever going to respect you ever again. I know, it's true. Your library card has been rescinded. Not even rescinded. It just burst into flames. I feel horribly embarrassed. Does this get me out of answering the actual question? Yes. No, it doesn't.

Sadly, it doesn't. So the question is... I don't think anybody died at the State Fair on purpose, so I don't think it could be A. And I feel like catapulting sheep is seriously uncool, so let's go with steam locomotives. You're right. That's what happened. It was a thing. They did it.

All over the country, and they stopped more or less at the Depression when they no longer could afford to like smash locomotives. So, they stopped. All right. Here's your next question. Though many people think the games over in the Midway at your fairs are rigged, one man was able to clean out all the prizes at the basketball shooting games at the Orange County Fair in California one year just by doing what? A, using a laser scope to aim his shots. B,

B, using his 10-foot long prosthetic arm to just drop them in, or C, by being former NBA all-star Gilbert Arenas? B. You're going to go with B. He uses his 10-foot prosthetic arm to just reach out and drop the basketballs in. C. She went C. Okay, she said C. Yes. Yes, in fact. Gilbert Arenas.

He posted a picture of himself on Instagram posing with all the stuffed animals they had, which he had won. And then after that, the fair gave him a lifetime ban. All right. Very good. Here's your last question. In addition to the usual prizes for livestock, the Minnesota State Fair gives out a prize every year for what? A unhappiest family at the fair. Laughter.

That's Tom's family. Yeah. B, best matching costume for a llama and its owner. Or C, the Garrison Keillor lookalike contest. Yes!

I really hope it's C. That's awesome. You're going to go for C. It was, in fact, the llama and the owner. Really? Yes. No, what I realize is we've got to schedule a photo shoot with these llamas. Yeah, you are. That would be pretty awesome. They are apparently extremely impressive, and it is a highlight, apparently, of the Minnesota State Fair. Bill, how did Radhika Jones do on our quiz? You got two out of three, which is a win. Congratulations. There you are. Thank you.

Radhika Jones is the editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair. Radhika Jones, thank you so much for joining us. What a joy to talk to you. Thank you. Congratulations on the excellent work. Take care. That's it for our You Get What You Pay For edition.

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