64 - Caleb the Bear ft. Caleb Francis
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This is the fridge? This is the fridge white claw. Oh, the fridge version? Oh dude, we got a fridge white claw? Normally, I don't bust out the cold brews for you guys. I give you the warm, the hot stuff. Yeah, these were in my truck. Matty offers us nothing but f***ing lemon. Is that all that's left in there? I mean, I got a raspberry, so. Well, at least. I got ruby grapefruit. Oh, you f***ing.

Dude, did you really just open that? I hear it. I heard a hiss. It was pissing, dude. Well, you didn't do it? Everyone comes in and they're always just like, it's like, it's hot in here. Okay. Y'all are slow.

Well, you didn't give a countdown. No, we never. Eli, what are you? I'm struggling. It's so hot. I'm so sweaty right now. It's so hot in here. The cans are sweating. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Don't know.

That's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...

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Ginger biters real real bad. This is like 18 He has like each strain it's like Pokemon cars to him I caught them all Fucking Gary coming to his house You're never gonna beat me

I'll get you. Donut is gonna be there. Dr. Oak gots my back. Dr. Oak's just slamming different strains inside him. Please, Dr. Oak. My ear doesn't work anymore. I'm feeling clammy. Oh, no, man. Play the thing. I don't know. What was that? I don't know. The intro is now playing. No, it was probably playing after I did the little song. Or that could be the end card.

But you're singing of the song? Yeah, I remember the, and he's a, and he's a, Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was probably going to be the intro to the outro. Yeah. I'm like getting into the mind of luck at this point, I think.

I'm not. Fluck, whatever. Just do you. Put your face up on camera right now. I don't care. So we brought in our beautiful baby boy, Caleb Francis. You all know him. You all love him. Not as much as me, but... Our baby boy. He's our strong baby boy. Just holding us up. Please feed me.

Milk. Oh my god. Which one of you guys has milk? Oh no, I don't like this. I'm like ripping your shirts off. I'm so small. I can't bite it. Caleb, this is why your Twitter is the way that it is. You're like, why are all the men sending me their buttholes? Caleb, give me your man. Also, Caleb. Mike, what the fuck?

Caleb why are all these gay dudes hitting on me also Caleb at the range like short short in boxes Nothing wrong with short shorts and boxers. Yeah, come on That was an ad that was an ad you're definitely not gonna see any dig jiggle with me Is it all ball jiggle? It's just all balls

It's up on top hanging out the balls are doing like a tidal wave. I think it's so cool. It's a giant bean bag with a little Vienna sausage sitting on top of it. Speaking of underwear, I don't like, I wouldn't count this as a like plug or anything, but if y'all worked with that stealth company. Are we talking about Metal Gear Solid? Yeah. It's like a underwear brand, man. They can send us some boxers to use a little bit, uh, like intimidating, uh,

You know how a lot of the new boxers have like that little pouch, right? Yeah, you're not. I've never used boxers without a pouch. Oh, bro. It's really cool. This one goes even further. Wait, does this one have the fucking dick? The dick hole and a whole dick pouch. Batty, Batty ain't joking. It's nuts, man. When I saw it, I was like, what? So it's a pouch.

The balls go into that and there's another separate pouch that's just a little hole for your winger to go in. And then it separates your winger from your balls and then separates all that from your thighs. And I was like, what? Right here. This was last night I searched this. I was like, this is so much. Well, they don't look like that.

The internet popped up for men's underwear. It's not quite like that. Screenshot it and send it to Floor. It's way more sleek looking, but I put them on and I was like, this is kind of weird. I don't know if I want my dick and balls separated. They've been hanging out for 30 plus years. There's a little cooling layer. I put them on and walked around for a while. I was like, okay, okay. I've never done the shaft separate. Yeah, that was my first time ever. So I'm going to

wear them around for like a full day no no because they just sent the one pair so i wanted to like wait until like i was gonna film some stuff with them and i wanted to just wear them all day and then be like okay so this is what's going on i'm gonna take them off and like show them like sweaty and crusty and don't say crusty please don't use the word crusty to be fair there's gonna be a lot of sweat and that sweat gets a little salty yeah it turns to be butter it's that butter that ball

Yeah, I don't have wiener head butter. Yeah, I have ball butter. Yeah, if a natty looks like a ball butter test. Okay. No, we're good Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Hello, hello, we're good. They're all there. Okay. I was like mine wasn't Oh No, we're such a professional podcast because our studio still in my oven yeah and

Yeah, you know, we got a fan. We got a fan! Mind that fan is not touching your boy Eli at all. It's like getting separated by all the objects. It's great for me. Yeah, I keep feeling a little breeze on my, like, knees and ankles every now and then. I'm like, okay, nice, just enough to bring me back. Yeah, it kills my day.

I'm almost dying. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm almost dead. No, I'm gonna fucking die over here. This is fucking miserable. Is that scene from fucking Band of Brothers? Mama? Mama? Mama? Mama? This is another shot of morphine. Another shot of morphine. That's fucked up. I shouldn't make fun of that. Goddamn.

So, Caleb, you're having a very interesting time about your Twitter lately. Yeah. Yeah, it's been getting bad for a while. It keeps getting worse. Oh, man. And now every time I can't, like, post anything without it being gay baiting.

Like, I'm just like a picture of me doing something, a video of me at the range doing something, any of it. Just so you and underwear at the range. Yeah. That one, like, I understand that one, but that was also like an ad with an underwear company. What am I going to say? No, like, yeah, that was a company I liked to begin with. So I was like, oh yeah, awesome.

But, uh, it's an ad for a company with suckers that are shaped like penis. Was I going to say no? I don't know where it brought in all these dudes. Why are these dudes wanting to fuck me for? But, uh, yeah, now it's getting so bad. And this all started, uh, it's been almost a year ago that it started getting really bad. Some like pretty popular gay dude on Twitter. Like, I don't remember who it was, but they had like quite a few thousand followers, like 70, 80,000 followers. And he shared one of my like pictures. It was like a gym picture.

And just like, you know, something about me being like a bear. And like I was like a handsome bear or something. What's a bear? And I just didn't even think about it. It's...

In the gay community, it's like a big, usually like a thicker, hairy gay dude. Usually, I mean, it seems like a lot of them are mostly bald and some kind of beard going on. And so I fit that description for them. I wonder if we go to Wiki and your image starts popping up. It's just me. No wonder. Fuck. Fucking fuck. Fuck.

Cutest bears in San Antonio. Oh, fuck. It's just me. It's only me. It's like, oh, dude. Your underwear's shot. God damn it. But, so now, it's getting, okay, like, and literally, I gained like five or six thousand followers on Twitter like that same day. I was like, oh, man. And I was like, oh, this is cool. But then I started looking and it was just like, oh, dudes. And like most of it, like, so it'd just be like, normal gay dude picture. And the next one would be like,

Then it'd be like, hairy dude butt with a G-string. And then the next one, it'd be like, a literal penis coming. And I'd be like, I was like, oh, God, like, it's getting, like, intense. But now, like, I've gained, like, a good amount of followers to be on Twitter. And it is, the majority of it, I think it's almost split down the middle now of just gay dudes. And it's getting so intense that, like...

I'll get suggested stuff on Twitter now that it's like, oh, based on people who liked your photos, you might be interested in this. And it'll literally just be a dude sucking a dick. And I'm like...

Like, I'll be on Twitter just scrolling, and it's not really, like, bad enough, because it'll be like, I follow, like, a lot of cosplay girls and stuff like that on there, and that's, like, that's always, like, kind of scandalous. Hell yeah. Yeah, so, and it, like, I'll be like, oh, shit, that's awesome, and then it'll be, she'll be like, oh, yeah, because you love all these hot anime girls, you might also like a dude fucking another dude's butt. I'm like, no, I don't think I wanted to see that.

Like, this isn't my thing. This isn't actually what I chose. I wanted the other one. Yeah, I wanted the first thing that I chose. It's the dialogue box of video games that don't matter. No.

No, I'm really into girls, but I'll suck your dick. I didn't say the last part of that sentence. I didn't say that part. I just like the hot girl. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

It's getting real bad. I'm contemplating just deleting my whole Twitter and starting over. Yeah, man. Scorched earth. Literally. This one's gone. But then I'm like, what if it just happens again? Like, what if, because a lot of it's trinkling over onto like Instagram and stuff now, and I'm starting to see, and then they're starting to come to my Twitch streams, and it's just like dudes coming in and be like, oh, hey, sexy bear. And I'm just like,

Keep it like a compliment. Sure. Have you ever changing your twitch name from grizzly puncher? And then that played into it. Yeah. Now that plays into it. You got your time. This is a wolf. But a lot of people like they want to be a bear. They're like, oh, is that a bear? Because you're a bear. And I'm like, no, this is a wolf because I like wolves. But.

But now it's all just like too many things. Inside everyone there are two wolves. Yeah. For yours there are two bears. Two bears fucking each other. And they're fucking 69. Two bear, two grizzlies. Oh, oh, oh.

But, yeah, so I think I'm going to have to just delete my Twitter and restart it. But if I do that and then advertise, I'm like, hey, I made a new Twitter. Follow me. It's like what's going to stop it from just happening again? Nothing. Nothing. So that's why I'm like, I saw somebody, and I don't know how to do this because I think it's going to be with coding or something. I've seen people do on Twitter where it's like block accounts that use these words. And they'll be like,

pig, bear, gay, butts. Like if I could just like, but it's not worth it. I'd have to do that. Yeah. But it was just so many words. Yeah. I was just like so many of them that I was like thinking that I'm going to have to like put, if I could figure out how to do this, but I would probably lose like 20,000 followers if I did that. Like that'd be, you know, fine if it works out for me and then I don't have to deal with that anymore. But like,

Sure. If a dude just wants to give me a compliment or whatever, that's fine. That's cool. That's happened, you know, like for years, but this is too much. They're just sending full on. Like, hold on. I can, I'm not going to show like the camera or anything, but I can just like go to my message requests, man. And it's all dudes. Let me serve you master. Um,

I love big bears like you. You're fucking sexy. Here's a dude whose profile is just his butt. It's just a picture of his butthole. Man, you're a hot-looking dude from a 77-year-old man here in Minnesota. Okay? You are so hot. Looking good, buddy. Here's a guy I've seen a photo. Let's see what it is.

It's just a selfie of a dude. It's just all dudes, man. So, internet, guys, listen here. Guys in general, because now you know what the girls deal with. Yeah, this is what girls deal with. And it's probably fucking upscaled, man. Don't. Yeah, chill out. I know you're shooting your shot and all, but just don't. You're being fucking weird. Back it up a little bit. Even more so. Why are you setting your butthole to fucking people? Stop it. Yeah, that's a lot. Get help.

As I always say, it works 1% of the time. 1% is way lower. They still go for it. They're like, it worked that one time for a guy named Steve. And then we passed.

fucking pounded dude. Craigslist misconnections over here. 1998 called Stop It. I did have a bunch of them like saved, like screenshotted of the best ones that like made me like laugh out loud. And one of them was literally just a dude being over pulling his butt apart. And it was just like the...

crack in the cheeks everything was just a solid bruise dude all the way down to his like balls and dick that you could see from behind just fucking purple man like all of it i was like why is your butthole so bruised dude and he never responded but i was like well that's the picture you chose man

Put some makeup on it for a minute. What are you doing? Like, I just, that beat me up, bro. Oh, shit. Yeah, your shit is beat, bro. God damn, man. Take it easy. The internet's fucked up. I'm sorry to every chick on the internet. Yeah, because you know they probably get gnarly stuff. But yeah, it's a little taste of it, I guess, because they are unrelenting. What was it? That popped up on Reddit today that had me rolling.

was it was, again, guys not getting the hint on how to talk to individuals. Yeah, man. Sometimes it's funny, man. Like, sometimes I'll be streaming and just, you know, between a game or something, like, look at my phone and it'll just be a random one and I'll fucking crack up and, like, I'll screenshot it and send it. My friend Brent, like, went to my page recently and just looked at the likes on one of my pictures and then he'd, like,

click the account of who liked me. He's like, dude, he's like, never again. He's like, he screen recorded it and it was like just dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes. And he would just click a random one and he'd go to it and it'd just be like two dudes fucking like pounding each other. And then he'd go to another one and it'd be like just a dude with his dick like rubber banded like nothing. Just like rubber banded.

Oh, yeah, rubber bands around like his whole dick and nuts and just like nothing. I was like, man, I was like, this is my audience right now on Twitter. This is the audience you built. Just be very clear so they don't get canceled. If you want to be two dudes, fucking go for it. Yeah, that's totally fine. Just don't send that shit to random people on the internet, man. Chill out. Like, tell you, dial it back some. Consent is key. Yeah, right. Goddamn. But, like, it's... There's a lot of funny parts of it, but it's so much. It's like, I'm like, wow, this is...

This is a lot. This is a lot to digest. This is a lot to handle on this platform. Like, I hardly ever, like, I feel like I was, like, trying to, like, be more active on Twitter and, like, post more stuff. And therefore, I was like, dude, I don't even want to. I'm going to get salted by a fucking hater. I literally am just going to get, like, 14 fucking butthole pictures if I post, like, a random thing on here. You just get a bunch of ISR-ons just sitting. Yeah, dude, yeah. I don't want to see your butthole. Whatever.

It's the ball that's always cloaked. That's Twitter. Caleb reveals it. And it's the eyes. If somebody could edit this, the part on the first one where Frodo is in the shadow realm. He's running up the stairs, put my face on it. And when he gets to the top and looks around, it's just like when it's the eye looking at him. It's a butt.

Caleb did you just ask the internet to Photoshop? That would be funny if that was a video of it that were fucking hilarious. Oh, man. Yeah, it's been rough man

My Twitter's so great. It's nothing but goth chicks and fat asses. That's what I see usually. Do you want me to start retweeting more of that for you? Yeah, damn, yes. Like it more of it so that I see it more. I got you. That's where I follow most of the cosplay girls and all the stuff that I really like. So that's mostly what I see, but it's starting to trinkle in. It's like, because of your people, your followers, you might be interested in this. And I'm like, no.

You're just gonna get this huge influx now from this episode where it's even more. That's what it's been. Because there's been like a lot of tweets where I'm like, hey guys, you know, just, you know, so you guys know I'm very straight. And they'll be like, yeah, not until I suck your dick. Yeah, like it's stuff like that. They're like, not until I get to fuck that butt of yours. It's like insane shit. I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. You're still straight. I'm up. This is making me more straight, guys. This is just scaring me. Now, if you have a million dollars...

Yeah, yeah. If you do want to offer millions for this hole, then... It's on the table. We could talk, but... I mean, bro, someone's giving you a million dollars. Sure, yeah, dude. That's like life-changing stuff, man. Suck a dick for a minute for... I'll do it so good, too. I'm going to make it big. That would be some sloppy, toppy... I'm going to be fucking making you over in a minute, dude. Like 9,000. Yeah, it's going to be gnarly. I'm going to be so good at this. I'm going to be so good at this, too. I don't know.

My jaw hurts. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My jaw hurts. Oh, long jaw. Projectile pop. Oh, I'm sorry. Wiping it off. Oh, fuck. You're fucking being a... Oh, you're asking to get the million? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. And that's what it would be. I'm sorry. Escaping. Puking all over.

You got a towel, I'm gonna use your shorts. You pull your shorts all the way off me. Just use their shirt. I'm sorry. I'm so unhappy. I woke up today late, half asleep, not knowing what today was gonna bring. And you know, here we are. Here we are. Here we are.

*laughing* You're doing this? *laughing* And he's like the whole time he's doing it I'm just puking. Crying and shit. *laughing* I'm sorry, shitting. Shitting and puking. I'm sorry. I'm bad at this. I thought I'd be so good. I'm not good at being good. I thought I'd be so good. *laughing*

I just passed out. If I passed out, just finish. Oh, fuck. Oh, I'm uncomfortable. Oh, shit, that actually made me... Waking up to that.

Holy fuck. Yep, that got me. Yeah, that's how it would be

Man, that's gonna be some good. I think the worst I've ever gotten on Instagram or Twitter was this dude being like, hey man, I'm straight, but you're curious, so am I. I'm like, okay. I'm like,

Ignore. I'm not going to open that. No. We'll leave you on read, sir. You stay in that secondary folder. Great gesture. I like the way you went about it. Very polite. Very respectful. I'm going to turn you down with the soft no. I'm not going to respond. That's a hard no. Give me a hard no, but politely. By ghosting you. We'll just act like an answer.

He responds- My fucking spine shivers. Yeah. He's gonna respond after this one. I know you've seen that message, but- Oh, so you did see my message, right? Here I am again. Here's a full video of my butthole this time. And a million dollars. I am a millionaire. Bro, there is no shot you don't get something for- Dude's like, yo, 100k. He's always gonna-

100k 100k what's the lowest you would go man i don't it'd have to be at least at least one million dude like because just inside my like soul like

I'm a ginger. I don't have a soul. Really close up there. Really close to at least $800,000. Probably. That was $200,000. I'm trying to picture things that I could do with it. Caleb. I could invest and maybe open my own gym. That's enough money to open a fucking business. Caleb, if I was like $500,000, I opened it. It's just cash right there.

That's not enough. No, that's not enough to do something that I would want to do. Dude, that number. Wait, how drunk? We talking scotch? Yeah, like one eye. I'm drunk.

Yeah, I guess I say yes if I was like one I've been drunk like a case of fucking cash in front of you. Yeah, yeah Like I wouldn't say no to the fire case in cash. I mean pull your dick out Can I watch a YouTube tutorial real quick we have any medicine I can take That's I like drunk shaves awful big number yeah, probably yeah, I

I mean, there's still a whole lot you could do with that. Yeah. Like a good, a good, good. And that's always something like eventually I will. Recorded and put on the internet. How much?

So much millions. Yeah, yeah Put on the internet dude at least like 10 million man at least and the money's got to be in the in the video - you got to see the cash like yeah, like it's it's for me It's right here. I've got these 10 million or this whole Don't you guys question? Fucking on the money I'm getting pounded and counting it was

You have one of those machines that's like... I've got like the little visor on and stuff on them. You're putting the rubber bands on. Stop it. Slow down. Just take it easy, dude. You just snap them with one of those... Yeah. What did you do to me?

Caleb the bear that titles the game probably do you want a bear like this or like a bear on all fours? It's gotta be that scene from Super Troopers

Oh yeah. Hey bear fucker! Do you need assistance? Oh! Oh yeah! I forgot about that. The bear's just roaring. Roaring. Yeah dude. I'm unkind.

Holy shit. That would do it. We're winning. We're winning. Didn't you just play Stray? How was that? Yeah, I'm just a couple hours in it. I'm tired of this cat game. I do really like it. Wait, what? Okay, first off, can we rewind? I don't know what the fuck it is. Stray is like a game where you play as a little cat. A little ginger cat. Yeah, yeah. Like Dumpy. Yeah, and it's fucking cute.

And you had no idea what the premise of the game was at all. So I was like, yeah, sure, you're a cat. And it looks like some kind of Tokyo-esque looking thing. I was like, this looks cool. Let's play.

So it's really cool. I'm just a few hours in. I'm probably just going to play it off stream. How many times have you killed the cat already? I haven't killed any. I don't even, I guess if those little things bite you a lot, they can kill you. But I'm just, I'm like two and a half hours in. Uh, cause I've just been like exploring a lot and I'm getting ready to go to a next section. It literally just said, I'm going to a part where it's like, watch out for those things. They can fucking kill you. So that's probably where people are dying at. But, uh,

Yeah, so exploring around. You and your little cat buddies are playing. Spoiler alert. You and your little cat buddies are playing. You're in the sewer or some shit. It's all foresty looking. It looks like an abandoned sewage line or some shit. Jumping around on these pipes. You and all the cats go in front of you. You land on the pipe, breaks. You fall down in this big fucking ravine, like fall forever. And you wake up. You're limping, walking around. It's all trash. You're in a dump yard. Make your way through, and it looks like you're in some kind of bunker kind of area. Yeah.

You meet these robot people, and they've become sentient, and they were supposed to be helpers in this place. And it was like a city that was in case of fallout or something like that. It was built in the ground, like a whole underground city. And they've become sentient, and they're trying to get to the fucking top.

And you find out that they've been trying to do this. And one dude who's a scientist, a robot guy, him and a group of them have found out a way. There's elevators that you're trying to restore to go from level to level. I think there's two or three levels until you get to the top. And so you start trying to help him find his buddies that had went up an elevator and then he lost contact with them or something. So I was at the part where we just made contact with them again. And I'm about to be set off on a mission. But really cool.

You're just running around doing little puzzle kind of missions, looking for one robot guy that's just playing guitar or some shit, and you find him music notes to play. It's really 8-bit kind of music that he plays. It's really cool. The soundtrack of the game in general is really nice. It's relaxing, man. But you have to read everything. They talk in robot language, and then you find a backpack and a little robot that goes in it. What's his name? I can't remember. It's B-12. You know what B-12's owned in? Ish.

You're a cat with a pet fish. Yeah, a pet fish. Wow, that's cute. That's shit. This game is fucking adorable. I've never heard of this game. Yeah, like I literally only saw stuff about it like two months ago and I was like, oh, I'll wishlist that. It was announced like five years ago. Yeah, yeah. And they just kept it under fucking wraps for the most part. But yeah, it's really cute. It's like a relaxing game. For me, it wasn't like an awesome game to stream because I was like really into it and focused and like the music's relaxing. Like you got to read everything. So I'm like really into it. But yeah,

It's a cool game in general. Yeah. So like I'm, I played it literally for like 30 minutes before I came here and just like fucking around looking around and playing as a meow button. Yeah. You literally can just fucking meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, the whole time. Like one button is literally just now the game looks beautiful too. It's cool. It's like the lights and stuff are really nice. It's like a really ambient kind of vibe. Yeah. It's like nighttime Tokyo is what like I think of when I'm like,

I'm not going to look at this game. It's cool, man. Yeah, you need to check it out. It's console only though, right? No, I'm on PC. Oh, is it on PC? Yeah, it's on Steam. Bryden seems like he would like to play this game. Yeah, you can just knock pots off of shit. Bro, you can be a cat. You're just a cat. You walk in the house, if there's a rug, you can start scratching the fuck out of a rug. If there's a door, you can scratch the fuck out of a door and then there'll be people on the inside like, hey, what the fuck is that?

So it's kind of like the duck or the goose game. Like, yeah, you kind of just like a cute cat. Yeah. A thousand percent. Yeah. Like really good looking and you're a cute little cat. You can just like lie down and go to sleep. If you find like random little nooks and crannies, sometimes you can just jump on them and go to sleep. Oh shit. It's been a lot of fun. I watched a bunch of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm probably going to play some more tonight. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure if I'll stream it, but I want to, cause I want to enjoy it. Like I want to be into it. We've talked about a bunch on the podcast, single player games. Yeah. Streaming. Yeah. There's plenty of games that I don't want to stream. Like I like, I mean, there's like, I was fine with Elden Ring, like streaming it. Cause it was like reactions were funny. Like, yeah. And stuff like that. But there's plenty of other games that like, I don't stream. Cause I want to just like be into it and not have to like, that was the new final fantasy remake. I don't want to stream that. That's offline. That's,

You don't want to look at I do not want to read anyone else's chat when I'm fully focused. Yeah. Yeah. That's like reading a book and then reading another book. That's it. Yeah. Trying to read somebody's reaction to you reading a book. Yeah.

No. Yeah, and I feel like it's not super entertaining. It pulls you out of it constantly. Because if I'm, like, super into a game and I'm, like, not trying to focus on chat a whole lot and I'm, like, it's not like, I'm not, like, super high energy or anything because I'm just, like, so into a game. I'm, like, fucking, like, you know, zoned in. So it's probably, like, boring as shit to watch. So, yeah, I hardly ever stream, like,

Actual really like long single-player game for sure no no Clean does that where he just shuts off as he does chill streams where he just shuts off his fucking camera He just plays the game. He'll talk a little bit, but for the most part. Yeah It's just there when I play like I'm playing through a god of war on PC and I was like I could stream this yeah, I

Feel like it's gonna take yeah That's one that you could like because the story is so good It's like it's one of those points where it's like oh so much stuff happens Regularly like cutscenes and cool story happens regularly that it's it'd be good to a stream Yeah, but also like you don't have to yeah, that's how you want to and then yeah, cuz I'm looking at like games I was talking to stream was like

like maybe this would force me to stream a little bit more. It's like you start a game and you can't start the next game until you finish. Yeah, exactly. I get that. Cause there was a few games like when I got that, uh, that last Resident Evil game, the, uh,

five, seven, eight. Yeah. When I got that, I literally only streamed that until I was done with it. But it was, it was just like four days. And then I restarted it on like that super hard mode. And like, I played for like a day of it. And then something, I started playing something else again, but they've got that third person view, uh,

version of it coming out so I'm gonna I'll replay it when that comes out old school Resident Evil that'll be like a whole other like it'll be like a whole different game because it's like a whole different view and stuff I'll be into that and I really loved the game so it'll be fun to replay dude that baby and that fucking like I don't know anything about this game tell me about it

The baby is the weirdo. I haven't enjoyed a Resident Evil game since like PS2. They did a good, I will say, they did a really fucking good job. Was it 7? That was like the first first person. Yeah, and that's why this was super different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good, dude. See, again, I didn't play it, but I watched that entire, I watched somebody play from start to finish. So Village is the one they were like, no, let's do Resident Evil 4 meets Resident Evil 7. So you get like, you can buy it. You're not restricted on ammo and stuff. Oh.

Like you can upgrade them. So it's kind of a mix of the two. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a really good mix too. Dude, they did a really good like. It's like fucking werewolves. It's like, it's very Van Helsing-y is what it makes me feel. Like you're in that kind of period area and, you know, fucking werewolves and shit, like wolf men and like all these cool ass monsters. Zombies. Yeah, zombies. And that fucking. Boss's baby though. Dude, the babies are. Yeah, dude. Oh,

I was like, oh, fuck. Dude, it's cool, man. There's so much shit in it. You're like, oh, oh. It's like long hallways on this abandoned mansion where it's like dark hallways in this Victorian style. And then you just hear this weird baby crying. You've been doing a lot of very minuscule tasks for an hour, trying to figure out puzzles and shit. And you're like, oh, I'm done. I can go back upstairs now. And you're walking down the hallway to go to the elevator. And all of a sudden, this giant slug baby walks out. It's like, no.

There's a huge mouth is trying to get you there's like chasing you through these little hallways and you go like hide and stuff and like Run to the elevator like press the button real quick to get into it. It's like slumming behind you. It's it's so good Yeah, that was a creep. I was like what the fuck donkeys video on it is hilarious Yeah, dude, yeah because even I was like, oh what about like my clip of it was me going what the fuck? I'm like this in my seat the whole time like fuck fuck

Because you're running, you can hear it. It's like, goo, goo, ga, ga, like right in your ear. It's so happy. It's so happy. And it's like slimy noises and baby sounds right here. You're like, oh, fuck. You're like pressing the button. You're like, fuck.

Dude, it's sad. It's cry when you finally get out and leave. It gets to the cages. Like crying because it's sad. Yeah, bro. It is. Yeah. Don't like that. Yeah, it's gnarly. And then you find a fucking baby doll up top. You chase that little baby doll around. And it's like a scary ass doll. Like it was too like. Like Chucky likes a little doll around. Yeah, it's like a little marionette doll.

that it's like yeah so yeah you gotta run around the house and chase it but yeah dude i miss those like i just want those next like uh god of war the new one i'm so i'm finishing this one because i want to be able to go into the sequel yeah yeah okay so yeah we're not doing another like time jump or anything yeah yeah yeah yeah it's called ragnarok yeah

I've already seen like have you seen any of the trailers? For the same for the first one I was like I saw enough of it to know that I wanted to fucking play and then I didn't like get I was like No, I don't need to say anything else cuz I'm not gonna fucking love this I want to go in just like yeah blank cuz in your leg. What are you? Can I are you Kratos again? Are you? Yeah, are you right? Oh

Oh, yeah, yeah, your Kratos screen. I love Kratos. How they, like, that direction, everything they took him on, and, like, the voice acting. Like, for the longest time, I was like, did they just, like, restart the series? And this is, like, this is Kratos, but, like, it's restarted, and then, like, when it all started connecting back to the old God of Wars, I was like, oh, what? I was like,

whoa, so cool. He just like moved on and started a new family and now this shit's happening. Dude, I was like, whoa, what? Fuck yeah. It was so cool. You need to play that one. Yeah, it is one of them games like, it's a must play. It's like that, The Last of Us, which you watched, right? I see like, there's a lot of big story games that to be honest, man, I don't really want to play. I love watching is fine. I agree. I did that with the

both Last of Us games. At that time, I didn't have a PlayStation. They were exclusives. And I was like, I just sat on my PC for like three days, dude, and I watched start to finish. And it was fucking awesome. I loved doing that with some story games that I just...

Sometimes I don't have time like if I'm sure like I know I'm sure yeah I just want to watch it at night Yeah, or you get that like as we've talked about it in the past It's it's your at your check. You don't want to play you just want to it's that turning. It's like a movie Yeah, I don't want to play a fucking video again cuz I'm like where the fuck do I have to go did I miss? This item god damn it versus somebody that knows where the stuff is and they just do it all yeah, I

It's literally a movie. Yeah. It really is, man. And those, the stories of these games are so good. Like, I fucking love the Uncharted games, dude. That very last Uncharted game I played like six fucking times. Isn't there a movie out or just came out? It's decent. It's not. Oh, yeah. It has Mark Wahlberg and Spider-Man in it. Yeah, Spider-Man.

Tom Holland. Yeah, it's pretty good. Like, it kind of, like, lost its luster because Netflix made, like, a movie that came out, like, right before it that was Ryan Reynolds and the Rock. Oh, yeah, that one. It was literally an Uncharted movie, basically. Oh, yeah. Like, it was...

uncharted like like it was just a straight rip from it pretty much yeah and then uncharted came out like a week later or two weeks later something like that so like it kind of lost its like you know yeah uh at least for me because like i watched it i was like i was like yeah i was like i'm pumped to see it but like it's so similar to the movie i just watched i need to play uncharted that's the only series i've never played and everyone watched

First one. Yeah, did you ever see the short thing that Nathan Fillion made? No, I don't think so. There's a billion Firefly yeah, all sorts of fucking awesome as a castle. Yeah. Yeah, he should be the literally uncharted me Yeah, he's a huge fan of the series and he went out and they made a short film like not sure if it was sure It's like ten minutes. Yeah of him as anything drink. Yeah, I

Holy shit. Is it good? Like he wanted to play it when he's got a random cameo in it. Like he's just wait, he's in it. Yeah. He's like, there's a part where they like actually did that. Yeah. Like they're playing crashes or some shit. And like they come out of the water and then he's just like there on the beach and says like some little remark to him about it. And they're like, Oh yeah, I didn't know they did. That's one of those ones where it was like, yeah, you, you need to be, you need to be the main character.

But Hollywood always thinks it's like, no, if we get this big name, then people will come. And you're like, he looks 18, though. Well, I get it because they're going back and doing it like the very beginning of it. Oh, that was the start of it. Because in the fourth one, you play as him as a kid a lot. And this one, it's...

Oh, they were turning that. Who knows if it'll be him again, like, again, if they make another one, like they might fast forward to when he's an actual adult because he's only like 16 or 17 in this one. Yeah. Okay. So who knows, man, there could still be a possibility that he. What was that other video game movie that just came out? Resident Evil. It sucked.

Halo, Resident Evil, which all of them. Resident Evil just, dude, have you looked? I haven't seen that new show. Dude, the reviews are not good. Yeah, that's why I haven't looked into it any. They do it in the mansion too, which pisses me off. It's like they had like the perfect formula. Yeah, like a good setup for it. Yeah. Just fuck it up. It's the mansion. And then the ratings are like a 3.2.

You added 10? Dude. Yeah. Oh, you know, I think there was a movie that just came out. It was a video game movie or something. It was dog ass. I feel like I know what you're talking about and I can't think what it was because it did bad. Fuck. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. There was a video game movie? Big one? Yeah, it was in theaters, I think. Yeah. Yeah. I can't remember what the fuck it was.

But the reason I bring it up is because something was just announced that I've been excited to talk about on the podcast actually Dungeons and Dragons Oh yeah, that's awesome It's gonna be fun, it's gonna suck Oh sure, yeah Which is so unfortunate It's just how it is, yeah What's his name? Who's the lead? The guy from the new Star Trek stuff Chris Pine Yeah, I think it is Chris Pine There's probably a lot of Chris's Apparently he's a great singer, he's playing a bard in the movie So hopefully he's doing that But like

You can just tell watching it, the trailer. It's going to be kind of cheesy. Yeah, yeah. It has a very, this recent Thor movie, it has like that kind of vibe where it's like a little bit cheesy. They definitely tried that with the trailer. The fucking, the trailer. The 80s music. Zeppelin. It was Zeppelin music. Yeah, it's got that same kind of vibe to it. So you're like, hmm. I'm hopeful and optimistic, but there has not been a good D&D movie ever. What about the Marlon Wayne one? That's like one of my top tens. With Marlon Wayne?

The original D&D movie? Yeah, from like the 90s. I'm joking, man. The trash dick movie. Marlon Wayans. I'm mad. I was like, stop it. You're joking, right? You're joking? There's no way you're joking, right? Kill him, Caleb. And you just watch this and it just doesn't...

Yeah. It's going to be fun. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like it's going to be a fun movie, but yeah, I get what you mean. It's like at that same vibe. I forgot about the dungeons and dragon movies. Yeah. I seen that. And then naturally everyone and their mom was tagging us and posts on Instagram and sending DMS about it. Like, have you seen this? I got asked a hundred times in the last four days about this movie.

No, no, I have it. It's like when berserk, when like, uh, more died, like people were like, did you hear the news? Eli? Like, yes, for, for the millionth time. I know my favorite artist died. Um, that did berserk a hundred percent. I hear it a thousand times a day, but everyone was tagging about that fucking D and D movie. I forgot about that shit. Like I was, I just want D and D and I know it was bad. It's going to be bad. I'm so bummed about it. I've seen, uh,

the casting for the Yu Yu Hakusho live action. Oh yeah, that's going to happen too. That's going to be awful. Yeah, that could be cool. I'm sure sad. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they always do it like a full metal of the show. Didn't watch it. I heard it was awful. The live action or a movie or whatever it was. Didn't watch it. Uh, what was that newest one that came out? That was so bad. Cowboy Bebop. Cowboy Bebop. Didn't watch. I had fun with some of the episodes. I really did. I watched a lot of it. Fucking.

I think I watched three episodes and was like, I don't really care to watch any more of it. Master Chief, Halo, I gave up. Shit was so good.

Halo I just gave up. I heard a lot of people didn't like Halo either, especially because they just like, well, yeah, let's show his face. Let's make him do some fucking. He calls him love and has sex. Wait, for real. See, I stopped after like the Covenant had a human. Yeah. Yeah. Who was it? He fucked the Orbiter or something like that. The Covenant girl human. Yeah. I don't know. Like all those. And that's what kills me is like they have this literal thing.

You just follow the fucking formula and the fans would be happy as shit. That's all people want to see, man. They want to see their favorite shit put on the big screen. You know, a fucking movie, dude. And they try to make it too goofy. And they're like, no, we got to add this. Well, we're going to redo this. Somebody wants their creative fucking freedom. Yeah. It never works. I would never. I'd be like, give me Berserk. Like, give me Berserk and be like, hey, you can direct Berserk. We'll give you X amount of money. Yeah.

What do you want to do with the script? I'd pull out the book and be like, we start here. Right here. And we just go page by page. And we just fucking read it all. And we stick to this fucking script. It's that simple. Berserk fans will...

Lose their shit about following something like that. They're just like, man, they stuck. Just like the book. Wow. Wow. Yeah, there's never been anything like that. There's never been a movie come out that was about a book or a game that was exactly like it. They're like, well, let's do this. And it never works out. They're like, what? Like right now. Guts is a five foot two Mexican. What? What?

He's like trying to relive his dream to be gods. That Lord of the Rings show that's coming out, they like showed a sneak peek of Sauron apparently. Oh, I haven't even seen it. It is like a little boy.

He's like a little 10 year old like They're calling him an albino Yeah like albino kid like giving like a like Mean like look over his shoulder he's like Blue eyes and like yeah that like bleach Blonde hair and everybody's like are you fucking kidding Me this is supposed to be Sauron And I mean to be fair In the

In this film, wasn't he actually like... He was supposed to be like some cutesy little elf man. Yeah. But he was supposed to be like the most... He was supposed to be like some Lucifer shit. He was supposed to be like the most beautiful elf man ever. But he's just like this ugly little albino boy. Yeah, he's just like a little shriveled albino boy. So everybody's like, oh, what the fuck?

Why is he shriveled? Yeah, like, why is he just such a... He just looks like a, like, he looks like Gollum if he had blue eyes and hair. He looks like beef jerky. Yeah, it's pretty weird. So everybody's, like, already talking shit about it, and who knows? And we got, what's it called? Game of Thrones starts in a month. Yeah, man, that other series of it. Have they released trailers or anything yet? Yeah. I haven't seen any of the trailers yet.

Hope cuz the show I've seen a lot of stuff talking about it, but I haven't seen a trailer the war the dry the war the Dragons were the fuck they call when a gon conqueror Yeah, is it when he's conquering? That's what it was supposed to be. I'll be in heaven then cuz then you get not Yeah, yo, I saw pictures of like some dude like finding a dragon egg in like a volcano or some shit like no shit Yeah, like there was some screenshots of something that I saw that was like that and I was like, oh shit Because then you have the dread what's his name?

Bellor? Bellor. Yeah, yeah. The big dragon. The big guy. The big guy. The storyline won't begin as early as Aegon the Conqueror, who conquered the other one, but it will show Daenerys Targaryen's ancestors descend into a brutal civil war that tears the family apart. Oh, see, that could be a gangster. So not quite the Conqueror. And fucking Jon Snow is supposed to be in it? No, there's a new series. Oh, no, it's the other series that he's in, yeah. Afterwards, he goes to the north.

Because he goes back to the wall. Yeah, yeah. They're doing a sequel? Yeah, they're doing a sequel and then like a series and John's in it and they were trying to get What's-Her-Name to be Khaleesi again and she like turned it down or something. But...

I wonder why. Yeah. They ruined the ending of the show. Yeah, they really... Dude, that was like one of my all-time favorite shows ever. I feel like I've just blacked it out of my memory. I do not remember the last season of this play. I feel like I don't remember much of it anymore because it was such a letdown at the end that I was just like, man, that was not what I was hoping for at all. I've seen the first five, six seasons, so I've re-watched it.

so many fucking I will watch it again now I will not touch that series again I have not watched a single episode since but I used to rewatch it so fucking cool and then just the whole even like that split season whatever it was like the first part of it was okay but then they like shit on it that last part they just didn't give a fuck and it was like oh

all those stories that were just, oh, that's what pissed me off. I was like, there's so many stories. Just literal stories everywhere. Just they were like, nah, we're not going to explain this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. And you're like, that seems kind of important. Okay, we're just going to leave all these. Yeah. Who described it? They said George R.R. Martin is very good at world building and he's very good at like juggling all these plates on like tops. Yeah. Spinning plates. Yeah, spinning plates. And he's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And they were just like,

Man, like they just said fuck this. We got this one, drop it all! Even this one they're like, ha! John's a Targaryen. And then nothing mattered because of that? Yeah, everything got shit on it. I'm your cousin. I'm your cousin. Does it matter? Nope.

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Have y'all seen that, like, fan-made art of, like, a whole fucking, like, mini movie of Dragon Ball Z? Wait, it's the old school, like, animation style, right? Dude, it looks so fucking cool. Like, drawn. Yeah, dude. Wait, which one? It's Vegeta and Goku fighting Brawly. Dude. It's, like, in an arena. It's, like, Flash animation style. It's gnarly. I haven't seen this. Dude, it's so fucking cool. Have you watched some of those new fan-made Dragon Ball when they're fighting, like, people in the past?

Like their selves and shit? Have you seen those? I don't think so. Bro, it is... I wonder if it's the same thing. Like the same people. If it looks exactly the same. Because this you would... It looks like a fucking Dragon Ball episode. Dude, I was like, I would fucking watch this. How long is this? It's five minutes. I don't care. Fuck. Deal with it. Fuck. Hold on. This is so fucking good, man. It's really cool. Oh, they did a difference. So they did like an 80s style anime. Yeah. Dude, it's like Avatar The Last Airbender. Yeah.

Western it's so fucking cool. Dude. Even like the voice acting is like gnarly man. Yeah. Oh, this is literally from the anime Yeah, what? Yeah, dude, right? That'd be cool fucking is dope as shit

I'm the anime nerd. How the fuck haven't I seen that before? Yeah, he just randomly popped up on TikTok for me like a week ago. You're like, I gotta watch this. I was like, oh shit. I just like randomly saw a clip of it. I was like, oh fuck, that looks cool. And just watched like the whole thing. Dude, that goes fucking hard as shit. Yeah.

So where does it know we just watched like a fan made like old school after the last airbender style like a anime style of a DBZ fight with Brawley and Vegeta and I'm gonna link it in the description if I remember if I don't remind me the comments I'll get it but it's fucking Unreal did it like it's gonna sound so lame but like the first time I watched it. I was like, oh shit like it gave me like I was like, oh shit Oh fuck cuz I like

Could just remember being like little and watching it being into it and it like had that same kind of feel to it The music that was fucking playing dude. I was like, oh fuck this animation. Like yeah Yeah, it fucked me up dude. Oh man if there was like a whole fucking series of that even just like a season would be killer your one season or just like I don't know like that's like the music the animation is so different. So yeah, it's not dragon ball artwork It is like this 80s

Yeah, mix and match. It's Chinese. It's a Chinese-American style. Very Avatar. I like calling it Western anime. You know what it felt like? The fight sequences, though, Phil, when Naruto has the high budgets. You know when they do the high-budget Naruto fights and you get to see him? That's what that was like. This is like Naruto when it's like, big fight, dump all the money in this fucking... Yeah, when he's going six-tail, nine-tail versus the pain.

When he fights the pain and the animates over and he goes like red and yeah, yeah, yeah. The animation sequence completely changed. That's how that is. And that's fucking dope. And it's one dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I want a DBZ tattoo now. Fuck. Yeah, man. It like, it fucked me up, dude. I was like, man, that was fucking gnarly.

Yeah. I almost got a Majin tattoo like forever ago. Dude, on your forehead? Yeah, right on my forehead. Caleb just went, what do you think of my DBZ tattoo? Holy crap, dude. Wow, you really like Dragon Ball Z, huh?

Yes, I haven't seen like three episodes of GT and I hated it no yeah, he was awful Yeah, don't need to watch you. They erased GT basically yeah Super is like yeah fuck GT forget about where does it pick up from where does where's super star super starts right after boo? It's so at the end of Z then you then you're into Dragon Ball super

So you go to like there's boo Majin Boo like Fabu. Yeah, I don't think you actually see yeah kid boo I'm trying to see if you think no, this is the one that has What's his name in it? There's a B the callie. Oh, oh you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, baby

Beerus. Beerus. Yeah. So Beerus, they have, so your bad guy order, I want to say is Vegeta's, or Frieza's the first one. Frieza comes back. Yeah. Super Frieza. Yeah. Golden Frieza. Which is. Oh, I didn't. Oh, the thing that made me want to watch it is I saw a recent thing that they, they unnerve Gohan. Gohan.

Gohan was my favorite. Dude, he was mine too, man. Like the Gohan cell saga? Yeah, dude. When he was going to school and he was saying man and all that shit and he was like riding the fucking Nimbus to class and he'd like whip ass between class and stuff. Him and Videl. Like, dude, I was like into that, man. I was like, man, this is fucking cool. And then he was such a pussy after that, dude. He lost all his power.

What was it? It was in training. And then they made, I'm glad they got rid of GT because they made Trunks a little bitch in GT. Like he just, like a whole different character and was a huge bitch. And then they were like, we'll redo that as well. I'm going to come back with a fucking sword and make him wicked again. That was so bad.

Yeah, man. Remember when Trunks came back the first time with a sword? You're like, what the fuck? Somebody else was over there. Yeah. And he has a freaking sword. And you're like, what? My little child mom was like, bro, I was like 16 or something. Yeah, man. Yeah. Getting home from school watching DBZ was like the shit.

Yeah, man. I was so fucking pumped. So Dragon Ball Super, they go fucking hard because it's like the new shit that they learn. Gohan and them are strong. There's weird Dragon Ball things. It's like, oh, they got hit by, I don't know, it's like Goku. Krillin gets hurt by a bullet or something, and it's like, what? Krillin? Can we talk about how hard Krillin is? Krillin's the only human that's like, whatever! Yeah!

Krillin's a human! He's the strongest person on Earth. He's the strongest human in the world. Yeah. In the universe. Yeah. Everybody else is just some different shit. He's a fucking god. There's like Krillin, Yamja, and... Yeah. Roshi. Roshi's a human? Yeah, Master Roshi. Really? He's the one that taught him. All right, all right.

What's the other guy's name? Tian. He's not human, but he was like, what was he? The three-eyed thing. No, I mean, what was he, like his race? Did it ever go into that? He always kind of got his ass beat, too. Him and Yamcha were pretty close together. Yamcha's like, I'm going to grab his back and blow myself up. Yeah.

Didn't work out for him. No, it did not. But the new ones, which is dope, is they go into that. They have the androids are back. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, with his new hair Hentai made off eight is 18 right? Yeah. Yeah back in the day on Newgrounds. I'm sure man Yeah her you all know her and Bulma. No one in Chi Chi hint. Oh

She was such a bitch man, so mean but she was like yeah, she had her sweetness But she's always so fucking mean that it wasn't I was like bomb was a freak. Oh, yeah She is the ball was the one. Yeah, she got down. I drew her naked when I was a young Oh, yeah, you like that's right

It's like, fuck you. It's the worst drawing ever. And I'm like, I can imagine. This is fucking great. I don't need anything else. You get one use out of this drawing. And then I scruple it up, throw it out. I hate it so much. I come into the same drawing. You just slap it together. Like...

And it's good. We're good. DBZ, man. One of my mods is re-watching all of DBZ right now. He went from Dragon Ball into DBZ and now he's going to start Super when it's done. I think I've been doing lately is putting an anime that I'm interested in just on the projector behind me while I'm streaming. And I did that. I was like, you know what? Fuck, I'm going to put Dragon Ball on. That way I can just kind of glance at it every now and then and just kind of get a little refresher because my Dragon Ball was okay but I didn't really give a shit about it.

uh but like that way that way i can get back up to dbz and start that and then get through super so oh yeah super starts with beerus is the first bat you've got a destruction as the first bad guy then frieza then evil goku then evil goku yeah it's a whole not there's like it's weird it's like the time parallax thing it's a dragon ball and then the the tournament of power though is so dope because then it's like all eight or nine universes all competing

And that is where you get to see Goku going ultra instinct for the first time. Hands down, the coolest fucking freak out when it finally happens. Because it's not like the first time where you go super saiyan and he's like, oh, and you're like, damn, he's going to whoop that ass. He's adapting and he can't figure out the power. And then it's like, shuts off. And it's like over this 20 episode period until it finally happens. And then the music, oh, I remember that episode. I was like, ah! Like knocking over. Ah!

It's so fucking... Time to rewatch all the DBZ! Yeah, damn. Skip it. Just go straight to Super. I might just watch the last couple episodes so I remember how it ended. Yeah, maybe like the last season or something. Remember, you got Goku fighting Majin Buu, going Super Saiyan 3, then doing the Spirit Bomb, that's what kills him. But how does it end?

They wish everyone back and they wish Majin Buu as a nice. So he comes back as a little kid that they fight in the tournament. Comes back as Buu. Yeah. Yeah.

But there's still fat boo in this story because then he still like good something. Yeah, that was good There's boo. There's boo's always been good Majin Boo. Yeah, yeah angry little demon side of it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

And he's fucking like jacked and shit. Oh shit, I didn't know that. Yeah, and then he eats and he's back to fat. It's like one of the best comedy memes. Cause you're like, man, Mashin Boo's like jacked and shit. And he's like, he just like pops up to face. I was like,

I love this. I love Dragon Ball so much. Goku is a super. Yeah. Okay. Goku is, though, a fucking idiot in Super now. Like, you remember how he was like... He's not the smartest guy, but he's like... Yeah, he's kind of ditzy. Yeah, a little ditzy, but he's like, I want to fight, but this one, he's just a fucking... You're like... He's...

he's fucking retarded he's like i gotta work and do tractor stuff oh chichi what's going on how do i get this chichi where'd the baby like he doesn't even remember how he got his kids like what happened he's just i don't know they just re-portrayed his character until he goes like mad or fighting he's like i just want to fight i don't know where babies come from chichi how did we do this like it's the weirdest fucking shit in the world

That's strange. But, oh. There's a DBZ super abridged I can watch. Oh, you're going to like it because you still got Super Saiyan God, Super Saiyan Ultra, like all the fuck. Why does God blow Ultra? Ultra is what, I don't want to ruin anything because Ultra is the moment it happens. Like you see all the, like it's just this pinnacle of power and you're like,

You just stare off and you'll watch that fight. Like it's like adult gone. Yeah. It's like, you just watch it over and over. You're like, holy fucking bad. So when it finally clicks, cause the first time it clicks, it's like small click and you just see him shit on everything. And you're like, what the fuck just happened? And then,

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I mean, nobody's gonna make it past that. We didn't start the good shit until half an hour. They'll be like, "36 minutes?" Nah, they're still going. They're still going on about the game. They're just like, "Ugh." Jesus Christ. Man, I came. Shut up. I already came. I'm gonna send a photo to Caleb. I already came. I don't need to listen to the rest of this. Send this DM to Caleb real quick. I just messaged Caleb, "Bring my butthole real quick." Look, this come on the paper looks like Jesus. You're just sitting on the couch like,

You know what? I guess I could send this stranger a picture of my butt all opened up. Stop it. Caleb, I came on my table and it looks like Jesus Christ. What do you think? It's just like a load. Don't do that. It's like laying there like half hard. I saw like slowly getting softer. It's just a slow time. Like the penis sliding off. Like the dude is just like going out more. I don't know.

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