61 - BADDIE'S BEARD IN TARKOV!?
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And that's where the, you come, that is come subscribe. Hi everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm here this week and I'm joined by Batty and Eli, and we're just doing the core three. Now we don't have a guest. It's called the trifecta. The trifecta, the come fuckta. Oh, that sounds like something you're going to do. Oh,

Bro. Oh, is it hot and bad? He sounds like, yeah, I can't. That's what I'm more excited about with the new place. If I could just real quick address all the HVAC technicians in my, in our comments, go fuck yourselves.

No one fixed your problem. No, because it's not the installation in this goddamn room. Oh, I know. It is. Every other room in my house is totally fine. You walk in here, you put us under some lights and I was next to each other. Suddenly we're all sweating. It feels like there's just a, it's we're in the greenhouse of the part of the house. It's just, it cooks right here. The sun is. Just glass. You don't have a ceiling. It's just glass. It's just like inside a car. We're doing a podcast. Oh,

I wish our parents would have rolled down the windows. That'd be kind of fun to do. Not the greenhouse thing, but take the podcast somewhere. And we just had like, we're all sitting in a fucking car with a camera on the dash and we're talking like we have to, and just do some fucked up podcasts like that. For like an hour and all the windows are up and it's in the Texas heat. It's like, man, I gotta get my babies dying out. Yeah. Weak ass bitches. We made it an hour. Yeah.

Fucking stupid dogs. Stupid animal. We're just all covered in sweat. Our machines aren't working at that point. Three influencers died. To prove that babies were pussy. That's all it says. It's like, what were these idiots doing? Upload the last episode though.

We're hungover. All of us are hungover. I'm not. You're not hungover. I feel fantastic. Yeah. Why? Huh? Why? I don't know. Is that what alcohol does? Yeah. Cody's like, I'm fine. I woke up and was like, I'm going to work today. And like took a shower and worked and made a video. Like, fuck. You realize it's Sunday.

Is it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fourth of July is tomorrow. Yeah. We're not. We don't have plans. We have no plans. No. He remembered it was fourth at lunch. We had a big celebration yesterday. Black Rifle and Bernie had the block party and they shut off the street and have a car show and have a bunch of vendors. And that was fucking cool. That one was popping. That was actually pretty cool. I was like, OK, dope. We did that.

You got, we have a lot to talk, well, a lot and a little. You got Tarkov White, Batty Beard in Tarkov. Did we talk about that already? No. Briefly talk. Kind of. They've said it was coming, but we never got to like, it's in game. Yeah, it's in game. Batty got Beard Cream too. It's all, this podcast can just be called Batty. That's true.

Dave. Dave life changes around. Turns it around. Dave turns it around as the podcast. Once again, to all the idiots who listen, if you call me Dave in my own Twitch chat, I'm going to ban you. Get fucked. He's been banning people. I just ban him now. I just ban him. They should be like, what's up, Dave and Brandon? Ban him. Because they come into my stream and they're like, why did Batty ban me? And I'm like, you fucking probably called him Dave. That's why.

It's just like now the comments there's no rhyme or reason called me something like man. I sure do love that great guy Fucking Greg Oh, I will give a shout out real quick - well all of us cuz we're Yeah, shout out to us for being gangsters. We're fucking let me find this I

Wait, oh, I gotta find it. Okay, I'm sure happy you had this ready to go. I did I was like, here we go and This is make talk why didn't you take a screenshot of it first I might have I think I did open your photos so they can see the camera can see it. I'm sure yeah I found it

Did you take a screenshot? Yeah, I did. Who we shall know. Garrick Glebke. I think that's your name, bro. He's like, what's crack-a-lackin'? Did he say that? Yeah, he said, what's crack-a-lackin'? Okay. I gotta say that I found a podcast two weeks ago on Spotify and started banging it out. Or binging it. I mean, listening to work and all that shit. Currently just... Wait. Do I have to read this for you, Eli? Do I have to read...

That's not the right one. He didn't graduate high school. I know. That's why I was going to buy a drink. Sound it out. But Bacuzzi. But Bacuzzi.

Oh, there we go. Yeah, this is the one I was like, this is the one. Did he write a fucking essay? Yeah, it's a big one. He's binging at, I mean, listening to all your shit on day for 14 hours a day while at work. Currently just restarted the podcast for the second time. I've been battling some severe depression and listen to y'all banter from the offenders to anime titles to occasional almost, it's almost like therapy. And it's really affected me in a positive manner and brought out the depression I was in. Hopefully y'all see this and know that at least one person life was changed for the better because of y'all.

Keep on keeping on. It was a positive. We fixed one person. We did it, guys! The offender! We saved! We stopped self-sleep! Come factor!

Like that was a positive message and then baddie starts off by calling him fucking stupid I know! Like you got a stupid fucking name and he's like thanks I didn't self asleep because of you guys I just imagine a therapist like someone's like I ain't feeling good doc

Have you ever heard unsubscribe? I prescribe you this show. As much as drunks, they ramble for an hour and a half. Sometimes. Listen to them, but don't do what they do. I was like, what the fuck? Well, oh, that's good. That's a positive. That's awesome, man. I just like that. He's like, fuck him. He's stupid. This is dumb. I'm alive because of you. Oh. Fucking Dave, everyone.

That guy from Absolutely baddies the 13 He's a man I'm gonna type in baddies chat Dave. What's up? You've been bad Fucking bad

But man, you got fucking, okay, we'll start with Tarky. We'll actually talk about. Hold on. Oh, okay. How's that RTX?

Oh, yeah, we type on our tx real quick. That was our Conventions dead yeah conventions are absolutely fucking dead. What's our tx roosterteeth? Yeah? Oh shit, we're in Austin So just a little drive of it. This is roosterteeth first convention back since like fucking and shit. Oh, sorry the gingivitis yeah, and It was rough like the people were great as always super cool people their enforcers are called guardians way cooler. Okay way cooler um

That's a way cooler name. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I feel kind of lame, actually, if I had to. I don't know about that. But it was kind of I felt bad. I felt bad for him because I love the rest of the people are like Jeff Ramsey from is literally the reason I started making content on YouTube when I before. And it was just like there was like 300 people there.

It was bad. Red versus blue. Oh, geez. That's what they did was red versus blue. That was their first big thing because I think I had them on DVD. The red versus blue. Yes. That's how you used to watch it. The first two seasons or whatever. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Oh, my God. You know what? There's probably a lot of people who listen to the podcast who are...

younger than Red vs. Blue. Yeah, they don't know who Caboose is. Yeah. Oh, Private Caboose, what are you doing? Griff. Red vs. Blue was their first big thing, and it was Halo 1, right? Yeah. And they just voiced over doing funny skits in Halo 1. In the multiplayer, yeah. Because you could only be...

Red or fucking blue. And it was Blood Gulch and they used to do, that was like the first series done like that, I think. That's 20 years old. That's 20. When did it come out? It's got to be 20 years old at least. It has to be older because I was in Crawfordsville 25, 20, wait, 22 years old. It's probably like 20, 22 years old. No way. It's not. Is it? It has to be.

Red vs. Blue drink now? 19. Okay. 2003. They can join the military. That came out in 2003? I thought I was older than that. Yeah, high school, I guess senior. That's so wild, dude. What would have been my senior year? God, 19 years is fucking ancient. That's insane. Like, we're old. Daddy's like, no. No, this is, it's not right.

Fuck, dude. But conventions are dying, aren't they? Now you're hungover and sad. Dude, me trying to figure out how I fucked the mics up last. Sorry about that last podcast, guys. I fucked that hard. I literally moved the working mic out of the way, but I'm so loud. It's still registered on the audio levels. I looked over like, oh, I see my levels. I'm good. All the mics are working.

I love it still picked you up from across the table. Yeah, literally. And I put it in the middle of the camera too instead of like out of the fucking way. That was a mess. Also, we did it. We got our first age restriction. Oh, yeah. Fuck, dude. Number 60. The Big 6 Setup Podcast. We got age restricted on one of our podcasts. That's insane. That is absolutely insane because every one of our podcasts has been monetized up until that. We have one yellow. No, we have...

three but not at the start like it takes a day or two well most have been about seven days and then they get yellowed yeah but we haven't gotten the 18 plus yeah that's an age restriction

That's a donut video right there. Shit, right? That's one of my main channel videos. Fucking age-restricted, age-restricted, age-restricted. I was like, holy shit. You guys told me I was on vacation, and that's why I wasn't on the podcast. You guys told me it's age-restricted. I was like, what the fuck did you talk about? And I was like, oh. And then I started reading the comments and going through sections. I was like, yeah, we went pretty hard on that stuff. We went pretty hard.

That was a plane crash. Oh, yeah straight-up plane crash We took off and boy oh boy did we have an onboard fire? Is there any pilots on board we're just like drunk in the back

How do we take off you guys you guys are the ones that took the plane off Flying in there at this moment, whatever Fucking whatever oh man, but conventions are dead the like packs East bummer packs West the the biggest bummer RTX I hadn't been to before it's usually not a big big convention. No, but it's not it's usually dead. Yeah, it was

It was dead. You said bummer. I love Rooster Teeth. I love everything they do. And that was sad. I like I don't really give a fuck if PAX sucks. Like it's a bummer. But when you see like something like people like other creators have made and that fucking bombed, I'm like, oh, because they're not going to want to like do it next year. Like no one came out. We already lost. PAX South is gone forever. That one's indefinitely done. That was here in San Antonio. I moved to San Antonio and then PAX went away. Bummer. Why do you think it was so bad? Like why there were so many?

Little people there just people aren't coming to going to conventions like worse people don't want to deal with restrictions They don't want to deal with that's true, too Cuz you said they had there's hoops you got to jump through to even go like you have to whether you take a test or not You have to go download some app on your phone Scan in your ID you have to have your driver's license or identify Kate all this shit you got a scan in a test sorry gingivitis test and

you gotta wear a mask the whole time this is texas so like even if it's austin a lot of people just don't that was probably one of the funniest things like on the con floor massive you leave the convention we go to the industry the industry party all the same people that night asking like what the fuck were even closer there was nobody on the con floor so everybody was six feet apart because there was space

Here we go to the industry party, we're literally shoulder to shoulder, nut to butt, drinking, laughing, throwing shit everywhere. Sharing drinks. And you're like, oh, okay, well.

I don't know. I haven't been like the last few con I remember cons were fun as hell dude I I dude like going to twitchcon and never got to go to any see that sucks I never got to go to any before fucking oh that's what sucks is because you missed out on like pax prime when it was pax prime pax seattle and it was like a hundred thousand hundred and twenty thousand people like dude it was the streets packs arcade was packed across the street like it was just packed and you're

Having fun you're interacting with people is like you're like, holy shit There's lines for everything though because it is fucking pack now you go and you're just like that tumbleweed rolls by There's a shooting Cowboys are like what the hell's going on here? They have packs beside section 8 housing or something

Yeah, we still got a plan that yeah, we're gonna plan the unsub come I get asked about that every That was a month ago. We said we were I know I got four months to fuck him probably should at least start like a document Let's get a g-dog that we can all share so we know like ready to the cute notes on the side of it when we're not Actually planning you know yeah g-dogs never getting done

Someone's going to create it in this group and it's going to stay red. I will make sure we put notes in it, okay? You know what? For you guys, for you, what was that guy's name? Gabe Glibbon. Gabe Glibbon? Yeah. Gavin Glibbon. Gavin Glibbon.

The Garrick Gleb key Gabe Garrick Gabe or Gerky I think Gabe Glevin I just like he's like Garrett's like you've changed my life. Thank you, and we're like it's like shop game Look we have on subcon we'll fly you out and put you up. Oh, okay, okay

So we're going to have a business talk. Real talk though, straight up. If we never have unsubcon, he has to keep waiting. He has to survive. Oh yeah. For long. Cause are you saying he's going to smoke himself after unsubcon?

That's worse. It's gonna be a disappointment. It's gonna be a disappointment. I just like right now he's- These guys suck. He's so excited we're talking about him. He's also like, I can't show my fucking friends or family what they're saying about me. He was like, now they're pieces of shit. Oh no, we just doxxed them. Well, I'm sure there's a bunch of those. Gabe Gliven. Gabe Gliven. Tom. From MySpace. Yeah.

Bro, we're fucking idiots. Are we going to try the convention or do you think we're just going to forget about it? No, we have to. We got to have a convention where you don't have to get an app and wear masks and get

My cards and I know my biggest fear is like you got it We got to do it this way and then we're hit with all the regulations force Like the space or like no you have to have this now fuck off. I know I'm like then we don't do it like it would be like I don't want people to be like yeah come out and then fucking be miserable Dude, well didn't instead of like they have flash mobs. We'll do a flash convention Then we can rob it

rob it. That's been happening. I've seen that a lot on Twitter lately. Flash mobs and robsters. Everybody grab a TV and go. Unsubscribe. Now we're cancelled and in prison.

I can't wait for like the internet historian to do our story where we get fucking canceled and arrested for a flash convention. Oh God. In one of the rooms at the convention, we just need like a tent with a heater and we'll call like baddies house. You can walk through it. Yeah.

We have a guy that has IRS on the outside who just takes money from you as you walk through. Nobody dragons on you? No? Move along. The experience. God, what are our enforcers going to be called? Do we ever come up with that? Nerds. Cumlings? I don't know. I don't know. I was just pitching shit. Cumlings.

What's wrong with that? Have you never listened to this fucking podcast, Matty?

Your superpowers literally come I know all of us is like no Cody's greatly smiling and I'm sweating but I was sweating before I got here I was in my truck in the AC sweating just you never get too hung over you start sweating out the booze and you're like I smell like a Miller light oh yeah yeah it's hot it is a warm room well I mean outside too yeah that's 110 fucking degrees so we can

it was like a 114 on my raptor the other day yeah i've been definitely using my like remote start app that thing is a lifesaver i'm actually mad at myself my remote start button on my uh my keychain hasn't been working i forgot i can do it from an app on my phone yeah you can do the ford app dude i know i haven't i just forgot because i'm an idiot yeah i literally i'm like i step outside i'm like now

We're gonna wait at least five minutes before I walk out that door right now. I would not live here fucking I would not live here if the world goes to shit and we don't have like electricity or anything. Oh we're moving north. 100%. Oh yeah. Like I think California like that coast stays about 80 to 70. Yeah. Yeah. Somewhat. The water's cold as fuck all year round. Oh yeah.

I don't need to get in the water. Yeah. The world's ending. I'm not going to, the world's ending. I'm not going to be like, man, this water's too cold. Cody. I was just not feeling. Okay. So, so if the world does end, there's going to be a lot of people there. We can take their food and enslave their children because it's California. That's Cody. Not us. Yeah.

We're gonna have way more guns, dude. We're gonna have someone to work with. We're gonna have job labor. Someone's gotta work the crops, okay? I'm not gonna do it. I have guns. I have guns. I'm not doing it. Money doesn't matter in the apocalypse. It's an elementary school. We just have the front of a building. They walk through. It's just crops. Okay, kids.

Today we're learning carrots. Just harvest for the next 12 hours. Come back the next day. We're learning some more carrots today. Grab your carrot bag. You have the carrot bag that you drag around just chucking carrots in it. I want one. You don't want Molly to die either, do you?

Do it to me fucking just fill the carrots up right now. I don't want to be here Fuck me, I don't know. I just hope none of us run for Congress Just get a segment from this be quiet the world doesn't we can make our own cock That's what I'm saying

You're going to vote for me. Hashtag apocalypse things. The square table. Knights of the square table. Still. We just wear helmets.

Swearing in the new president. Swagger souls. Yeah, swagger souls. LED lights, give him a buster sword. Our currency is magic cards. Pokemon cards and magic cards. This would cost you five lands. Fuck, man, I only got four lands today. Elon Musk opens his safe with four black lotuses in it. That's the big one.

How's your house keep trying to fucking kill us, dude? I like all of his junk. The light's going to get us again. That light is engie. No, I like this. For everybody who can't see what Eli's doing, he's using cardboard to make like a little block thing for the light so it looks prettier or some shit. I don't know. He explained it twice and I already forgot. But it keeps falling because it's literally a year old piece of cardboard that's been ripped a bunch. Yes, definitely. We've been using that as a prop for like...

We should sign that and send it to Gabe Glibbon. We probably should. Do you want to sign that and send it to Gabe Glibbon? Gabe can have a piece of it. It's been a piece of the set since we've been here, right? It has. I like when the fat electrician got assaulted by it. He was like, what the fucking, the piece of Tupperware fell and everything else came down because of it.

Because at that time it was balanced on like Tupperware a box and like three knives At least it's on the ground. I wish people could see how jank that was before We just stacked random dominoes together like Even though we could have just moved it and use the fucking tripod the entire time now for months for fucking months We're like now

Nice good I was like I can move you I was like nah we're good I mean I agree it's already set up fuck it But we got a good piece of content from that one fall It's just like We'll call it now Jesus Christ Batty's house If heat stroke doesn't kill you fucking brain trauma will From my props falling on you Wham Wham

Like, that electrician starts having Afghanistan PTSD flashbacks. It's so hot, and I just got hit in the head. It's just getting fucked over. That house, I'll never go back. I'll never go back there. Why would Bill Goldberg ever walk in there? We had Goldberg in here in my house. We had the domino shit. Yeah, we had the domino with...

Goldberg's walking in, he's like, what the fuck? That's how that thing, okay. At least we got him in before, you know, it got to 110 degrees. That is true. Because he would have loved this. He's already never going to talk to us again, though. Should have told him I shit my pants in an airport.

Never meet your heroes. That's the first story you tell your hero. I shit myself. You brought it up. We weren't even talking about it. I think you brought it up. 100% I probably did. That sounds like you being like, oh, is there a bus coming? Goldberg's driving. There was that one brief lagging conversation. It was like, so you shit yourself, right? I was like, I got to keep this conversation going. We got to keep the ball rolling, gentlemen. My face hurts from laughing so much today.

Dude, I got sick again. Oh yeah. Can Key West. So like Heather and I have never been on a vacation, but like by ourselves, not for work. And so we're like, you know what? We're going to, one of my friends has a nice house in Key West. And so we're going to get this house for seven days. It's going to be awesome. We're there for a day. And like the night was awesome. We party, we eat a bunch of fish.

And I think that's what did it. So the next like five days, we were just peeing out of our butts and vomiting everywhere and couldn't enjoy anything. That was literally on just day two. We were just like throwing up and shitting. And it was, it was pretty brutal. Yeah. So that was my vacation. That's why I wasn't here to drink a whole bottle of whiskey with you guys last week. Honestly, I wish you were because it wouldn't have been so bad. I was pooping. I was peeing poop. I was peeing poop. I was peeing poop.

Pooping pee? I farted shit, but I didn't cum. But you did. Oh, man. Well, at least your vacation sucked.

Yeah, right. And to top it all off, I missed the fucking Tarkov wipe. Oh, you did? Or the pre-wipe event. Yeah, the pre-wipe event. Where they put every single boss on the customs, right? Oh, yeah, they were. It was so... An escape from Tarkov, a wipe is where everything goes back to level one. Everybody gets reset. It's like a season in a video game or a ladder, whatever. Your whole account just gets fucking...

Yeah, so like the eight nine months you've been playing everything goes back and it sounds awful But it's actually like the best thing in the world. Oh, yeah, but right before wipe They usually do all these crazy little events like everything's basically free in the game. You can just buy any gun everything's unlocked and

They'll do things like they'll put all the super difficult bosses the AI the scavs on one smaller map So anywhere you go you're just running into like the Terminator And like Batman Robin it's like Rambo Terminator just like And it was so much fucking fun to be fair though They did ruin the very last event which was kind of a murder. They made it they added this toxicity

Feature I guess feature because it's gonna be coming later on it's gonna be like a radioactive thing or a poison basically So you spawn in you immediately get poisoned you have to find an antidote somewhere in a crate or one of the bosses Within eight minutes. Oh shit, or you just die you just fall over dead There's no slow bleed that you can heal through you just die so they added the Chernobyl feature kind of But so they added air drops like every six minutes or four minutes or some shit. Oh my god. Are they marked?

Dude, glowing red smoke. Oh, so you're just pushing for the fight. You're sprinting for the airdrop or you're sprinting for one of the bosses. So you either have to fight tons of players at the airdrop or take your chances with the AI goon squad and try to find an antidote. You have to inject yourself with the antidote when you have like 30 seconds left on your timer because it shows your timer how long you have to live.

And you still can't extract you have to find a second one cuz that just delays it the antidote doesn't cure you It just delays your timer So you have six more minutes and you can't extract until like the 14th minute or some shit So you're always rushing to get more more these things see that's fucking do I love where it was fun for a little bit But after a while you just couldn't play after like two days. You're like, okay. I can't I'm out of this Yeah, I'm losing shit at this point. I mean you could lose shit. It's just like I

You only had one play style. You had to spray. It made 90% of the guns in the game pointless. You're like, well, I guess I can't snipe. I guess I can't be tactical. I can't move slow. I can't loot anymore. There's no point in looting, which is one thing I love in the game. Even when the wipes happening, I still like looting. I caught myself like the wipes happening in three hours and I'm sitting here looting a fucking bag. I'm like, why am I doing this? Why am I still looting? There is zero, no purpose in what I'm doing. Oh, look, I found a pack of cigarettes.

That I can't even sell because nothing's worth anything. You could kill players and the bosses. No point in taking their gear. Yeah. Because you can't sell it for money because it's worth $1 now. Oh my God. I didn't even think about that. Well, I love the idea of just the forcing players when they see a loadout drop. It's like Call of Duty where it's like loadouts dropping. They do it now.

One of my favorite things is they just warzone is loadout drops like within one minute the match starting So it's like one minute you're like grabbing quick shit and then immediately Loadouts dropping and you're like well, let's see how many loadouts are next to my loadout It's like it's mine great or it's like for loadouts like and you're like there's four teams around this area And I don't know where they are Yeah, I need to get to my first fucking get my gear and go but I love that it forces everyone to run the me so then the wife happened and

And they added a bunch of new shit. And one of the cool, like super cool things they added, they added a flare gun. You can call in airdrops.

Like it adds a red flare. You fire it up into the air. It fucking comes out. And then like 30 seconds later, a plane, like a literal C one 30 comes flying overhead, shooting flares and shit out of it, dropping an airdrop to your position. That's really cool. If you could have, if you had told me four years ago when I was playing Tarkov that I would be, uh, I would have an in-game item. I, there was a wearing my beard, firing flare guns into the air, picking up airdrops full of attachments and crazy shit. Like,

What the? Yeah, so Batty's beard is in the game now, by the way, everyone. He got his Tarkov item. He finally did. Speaking of bearding stuff, we'll go right into that. Well, I don't have yours.

Dang yeah, but you also got a fucking beer. You're gonna ruin my my beard thing No, we're gonna transition into it because now you'd be like speaking of beers. I don't know we should have done it after we were talking about the beard You didn't even have time to bask in I didn't he literally stole that he took that well guys. We'll see you next episode of It's Eli double-taught out I fucked that up

Fuck yeah, baddie But yeah, no they added a streamer item for me They did a bunch of history I'm straight right the little streamer items this wipe and one of them was my fucking beard my beard is in a video game It's called baddies rice beard. I think her baddies beard. Oh, I thought it was just baddie. Oh

When it if you open it quickly and you crop it yeah, you'll just see baddie, but it's baddies beard That's fucking dope that I was like Now you're set and you haven't got it in game have you it took me The first day I streamed in 19 hours straight of the wipe didn't find it Everybody was tagging me in photos sending me pictures of me like buddy got your beard like fuck off It was like I can just give you like no I gotta find one first. I found it the next day like I

Eight hours into us so it was like 27 hours 26 hours where I found my own goddamn beard How do you just grinding you just keeping it in your inventory now? Yeah, where did you where do you find it at it can be on random scavs like those would be walk around There's just a ginger walk around It can be weapon cases Red bag like anywhere regular loot can spawn pretty much like it's the same thing as like the mustaches and all the other different weird items in the game it's such a weird concept and

I think it's bulletproof. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Straight up. I was with you on that match. Yeah. I don't know if it was probably just a bug, but it was or desync, but it was super fucking funny. I literally scoped in on a dude wearing my beard, shot him in the fucking face. He's like, and then he continued and killed all of us. Yeah. Well, like I was. Yeah, because I was playing with him. We were in. It was like me, you, Brandon. Yeah, Brandon was with us. And Reefer. Yeah. Reefer Raptor.

And you're like, oh, I see him. And I heard a bang. And you're like, what the fuck? I shot him in the face. He's wearing my beard. It bounced off of his face. Dude came into my chapter. He was like, dude, you shot me in the head. I'm like, I'm dead. He was like, fuck. He actually registered. He got shot in the fucking head too. His head did the ringing thing. Like I shot him in the fucking head. And he was just fine.

The beard that's fucking dope though now you got that in-game item I just picture getting that though like actually it's like just a scalp baddies be no gas Look what I found guys

Stop wearing it. Why are you doing that? It's been four months. It has mold on it. It took you six lands to stop doing that.

but the wipe has been good man it has been there's new movement like the way tarkov is like running and the way you move in the game now is it just feels smooth and it's the sounds the sounds are dude there's new sound they added new sounds like so like wood sounds different than metal things sound different now because they used to be like grass gravel and like wood and metal but

But they sounded they were all the same like plan and now there's like different levels to them It's real good. It sounds as Tarkov's always had really good sound I always said what game was the but it works when it works I still think the best audio is fucked, but they increased the the rain by like 30% - though Oh God, yeah, when it's raining you can't hear fucking thing God Sneaking up on people that bet the rain in that game was always about as a Yeah, you're just like

hello what do i do with my hands why is it so loud in here well that's dope i um oh what was i gonna say about that uh sound wise i always said pubg was game but the sound where you could hear like oh how people were moving yeah that's the only thing i wish parkov's getting there but it's not on that point like sandstorm probably has the best audio i have ever heard in a video game

Like the sounds from the guns, the movement to explosions. They do explosions better than I've ever heard a fucking video game. It is unbelievable. Shout out to fucking the Insurgency Sandstorm dev team. Like those guys, their audio is like,

Their gunfire is gunfire. The cracks, like when a bullet goes by your head. You're like, cool, okay, there it is. Fucking shit is insane. That game's good. And Tarkov's getting there. It's a little weird with the gunfire occasionally, but it's good. Is it in beta yet, Tarkov?

It's been in beta. It's been in beta. Yeah, it's been in open beta for four plus years now. We were playing it in like 2018. Yeah. When it first came out. 2017. Oh, yeah. It used to be a closed alpha. Then it went to the open beta in 2017. Because I played one match and I accidentally spawned into a nighttime match.

I was like, this game fucking sucks. And then I didn't play it for another year. That game is brutal. When you don't know what the fuck you're getting into, you're like, I'm going to play this game.

What the fuck am I doing? You're just like going yeah, I don't I have a weapon you just spawn in he's like I'll just get my character stuff in game. I don't know It's like well to get the quest you have to go here and then look at this little thing like bro Like my favorite thing to do is like actually stopping for a minute and like reading some of the quest dialogue Look cuz the other reason I know how to do all these half the quests in the game is because I've done them all muscle times now muscle memory and when it comes to the new ones I just go to the wiki real quick and look it up because when you see in like a read the dialogue it's like

How the fuck am I supposed to... What? There's a lot of broken English in there sometimes too. Hello, comrade. You need to go to Wooden Shack and find me key labeled blah. Go and you're like, where? Where? It's a fucking shack. It's on customs. I'm like, there's fucking 800 shacks on customs. Good luck, my friend. Also need you to kill 12 beeluffs.

One be lawful drop shotgun, please bring back you're like, okay A lot of times are fucking hidden to like in a little way Fucking what's the name that one? I'm not posting Pat. There's a fucking quest where yeah, though You have to grab the little doc folder or whatever the little drive Yeah, that's behind the train car in the box of the boxes waged in the corner So you have to crap you used to actually even even worse. Oh

Years ago, you used to have to go prone, crawl, and wedge yourself into the corner, and you might be able to click on it. They finally moved it forward a little bit so you can just crouch and lean and then grab it. Still barely see it. It's like the quest in Big Red, too, where if you don't know what you're looking for, they're like, go in the office and find it, but it's under the desk on top of a file cabinet wedged back in there. That one I remember because that one I was like, man, how would somebody find this shit where you're just like crouch? As you're saying, it's under the desk.

on a file thing and it's just like in the crack. There's that much space. Isn't it like a thumbnail or something? Or a thumb drive? Nah, it's like a hard drive. Yeah. But it's just something small and it's like... Yeah, if you knew like... Well, first off, you got to find what big building it's in. You got to find the key to that building. Yeah, key to the building. Then you got to find the office and then while you're in the office, you have to...

Like actually fucking sex or even even worse you have to breach the office door That's what so half the doors in the game. You can't open though It'll let you breach them so you can try to kick them nothing happens though You can't you can't breach 90% of the doors in the game. Just make a lot of noise one though You can breach you can't open it you have to breach it So you have to try to do the breach thing that doesn't work on any other door. I

It's wild. This is those weird, it's like those old RPGs or just quest lines on video games, like old MMOs where it's just like, have fun, bro. Good lord. We gave you this much dialogue. It's like four sentences and you're like, imagine in real life I'm like, Cody, I need you to go to Bernie. There's a shed northeast. There's going to be a key in a building downtown. You have to go get both of those for me. And you're going to be like, and then I'd never tell you anything. Can I just show you that exact dialogue? And you're like,

What the fuck? Where? Bernie? That's 15,000 people live there. You're just like trying to find one fucking thing. Tarkov! Questlines! There's another one where you have to find another key, get into this fucking room, and you have to pull a flash drive out of a PC, but also there's a file, not a file, there's a shelf with a bunch of folders on it, and in between two of the folders is a different looking folder that you have to grab.

and i love you have to do the wiki to like thank god there were people that did hundreds of hours of this imagine before we could just look it up on the wiki yo shout out to anybody who ever writes helpful out for wikis and stuff like you you're the real mvp bro that's not i'm old and lazy now you think about like some of those i thankfully they're like 100

the items there like eq was a in order to get this quest line you have to type in the specific dialogue to his random npc and then he'll give you the next place to go but it's like hey you have to get this one item and then back in the day there was no like hey here's a bunch of like one dude did it fine by uh figuring everything out and it's like oh yeah you need this one item that spawns on this creature that drops it once a week and you're like

Oh, and he only spawns once a day. You have to kill the placeholder every time. And you're just like, how's the dude figure that one little thing? I was like, oh, there's the item to do this. And now I have it all linked together. And you're like, holy fuck, fuck that shit. But that was the thing. That was fun back then. When you're young, when you got time to do that shit, man. Keyword right there. Yeah, right. Like, now I just don't have the patience. I say that as I streamed 19 hours straight two days ago, but...

I don't even have the patience to like level guns up in COD. If there's like I can buy close to what I need, I'm like dope. It's 10 bucks. There's my in-game purchase. This gun's close enough to meta until I get it to meta.

good good pay to win baby all day every day oh the diablo the new diablo game did we talk about that already a little last week yeah how it's someone added it up again it's like 540 000 to get the top like a top tier character or some like that is that a mortal yeah yeah yeah because you can play it on i mean it's fun i've been playing it with john oh it's out already it's on mobile and pc yeah

I've already spent like a hundred bucks on it. Cody, don't get into it. Yeah, I can't say anything. I do it. Yeah, I mean, it's not difficult whatsoever, but I was like, I want to kill everything with one hit. I was like, do, do, do, a hundred bucks. Yes. Slaying dungeons.

Because John was trying to level up, so I was just, like, fucking destroying everything with $100. But now I probably got to spend, like, another $200 to, you know, do better. And then it just goes up and up and up and up from there. Watching those streamers just to get, like, one thing. Like, man, I spent $15,000. And one dude, like, streamer spent $15,000 to get one item. And he just kept rolling. On his stream, it was like, we're doing this until I get this item. $15,000.

This looks kind of cool. I mean, technically, if you're a professional streamer, that's a business expense. It's an investment into your business. Dude, it would be so hard to justify. You could buy so many fucking guns or anything else. Anything that's not going to... What sucks is you spend that money and you know season one wipe. All that shit's irrelevant. Oh, yeah, that's true. Because they do seasons on there now. Are you going to play it?

Played on PC - so you can even stream it. Yeah, and you streaming anything but our house for the next three months It doesn't matter target. What are you gonna try to get your Kappa? Like what's your goal? Oh, I usually just go until I hit level I go hard till I hit level 40 cuz that's our 42. That's when you have all your traders unlocked I do I like doing like the the or all the early game quests are the best man I just I love this early wipe like people are using all the shit guns shit ammo

it's fun what were you running around shoreline doing the other day i saw you said we're just zigzagging oh man so what i because the the progression of early game it's like first you basically have to go to customs you do all your customs quests or do a ton of customs quests then you have to go to woods and knock out some wood stuff to unlock the rest of the custom stuff and then from there you slowly start unlocking individual shoreline quests

But you can do like eight shoreline quests at once when you finally unlock them all. So I try to build up as many shoreline quests I can and then knock out all of them at once, which is terrifying to do because you have like 30 markers on you, jammers, you have to carry in a sniper rifle and shit to place, and then you have to go to this spot, you have to go to that spot, and you have to place all this shit. So I was zigzagging from one side of the map to the other. Oh, the marker one. There's a ton of them now. There's like 10 different marker quests.

and i just tried to do as many as i could in one run and as i marked my last ambulance right in extract i was like all right it's gonna wait 20 seconds for the the marker to count down

It was like five seconds left. I got shot in the back. I forgot I was sitting in a bush waiting with this giant purple backpack I had just found. So I was no longer camouflaged in this bush. I'm like, oh shit. So I had no stamina because I got shot. So I'm like just zigzagging slowly the 20 feet to where the actual extract is that this guy's just peppering me in the back with bullets.

The shittiest ammo in the game. Thank God. I was like, if I die right now, I just failed like eight quests. Oh God. I was like, I was doing the, the IRA, like the IRL moving thing at my desk, like trying to dodge the bullets. Like, cause I'm an idiot and I didn't realize I was doing it. I do that too. When I'm trying to look over stuff in the game, I'll be like looking over a fence, like physically doing this. Yeah. I'll be like,

Doesn't work like that why is my brain doing this to me stop it brain you're dumb if I can game I need to get back into it I say I won't and then I won't I know I know I Brandon it was a me you Brandon Kings like we had a we're having a good fucking time - I could play now I'm way better at first-person shooters Thanks to all the Call of Duty and you were you were good at shooting back then you just didn't know how to play the fucking game. I

Well now I'm way better at shooting close quarter, far. Warzone got me real good at that. We can all find a bunch of red beards and we can be the red beard gang. Or you can wear a mustache, I guess. That makes sense. It's not my mustache, though. It's Sequisha's mustache. He's got a pretty great mustache, though. Sequisha doesn't even play the game anymore. There's an in-game item from a streamer, Sequisha. Cool guy. I've been following him for years now. But it's the mustache. It's a big bushy mustache.

I love Sequoia. He's a good dude. Yeah, he is. He's a really good dude. He's funny as fuck too, man. He's a really good streamer. It's like Sequoia. You wouldn't think it was like, like a little, like an Italian white guy. No, because he named it after his World of Warcraft character that was a black, um,

Human. I didn't know that. A female. It was a black female warlock or something. That makes it even better. Named Sequitur. That's why he had that name. He's like, yeah, I just kept that name. Yeah, I just swear to God. That's so wild. Okay. I was like, why do you have that name? Why do you have a black female's name? He was like, oh, this. I was like, okay, there we go. Perfect.

I was like, it makes way more sense right now. We were talking about like someone asked me what my in-game item would be. And I think it would be like a plush doll of squirt. They just added a teddy bear for ammunition. That was her streamer item.

i don't know who that person is ammunition for real it's like one of the biggest female streamers like on the platform like ever she was on like cbs crazy really no oh and it's cool he's good people i don't know any streamers i don't i still rarely watch you guys are in the twitch world often though yeah that's true too you guys like know youtubers and i would i'd be like oh okay i don't know who the you're talking about i know streamer things that's it that's my bubble yeah we had was it minecraft uh youtuber you just died yeah yeah

Technoblade. Yeah, Technoblade just died. His last video was fucking...

He just had that dad write what he said. He's like, hey, it's like a positive message. He's like, hey, blah, blah, blah. And then the dad gave his little talk afterwards. And I was like, oh, shit. I didn't realize how big he was. And then that video. Yeah, he had like 10 mil. I've never even heard of him. But John told me about it. Yeah, he was like 10 mil past that video in 18 hours of that final video going up had 27 million views.

And yeah, I was like, God dang. And the dad, like everything, he was just like, Hey, keep being positive. Keep like, if you, if, if you're hearing this, I'm dead. That's how the message starts. And then he goes into, Oh yeah. He's like, Hey, yeah. Like it's fucking like, boom. But he's like, Hey, be positive. I think everyone for everything they've done. Boom, boom, boom, positive message. And the dad's the one reading it. And you're like, Oh God,

John was saying he's like he was like the best PvP Minecrafter in the world or something like that. I don't know I've never even heard of him It's weird out people have these millions and millions of followers and you're in here when you think about like how? siloed the different communities on the doing in content creation really is like I don't know fuck all about Minecraft youtubers or minecraft twitch streamers for that matter and

And they're massive, unbelievably large followers. Fucking gigantic. And you're like, how the fuck did I not know you existed? And you think about it, how many creators there really are.

it's like yeah i'm just some tarkov streamer to somebody they're like yeah they have no idea who the i am but i go to a gun event and people are like oh you're the guy that hangs out with donna and demo and like how the but everything's siloed it's weird yeah dude when i go to social blade so i'm at like 3.5 million on my main channel when i look my main channel up on social blade it's still above like 1300 on the ranking of how many subscribers you have

So there's over 1,000 people that, you know, over like 1,300 people that have more subscribers than me that I've never even fucking heard of. Yeah. That's insane. 1,300. That's a lot of fucking people. You're like, what the fuck? I was watching what PewDiePie stuff randomly started popping up on my stuff. I started watching his shit again. He's like, I'm in Japan. He moved to Japan, right? Yeah. He moved, moved to Japan. Oh, really? Yeah. I think Tesla gave him a free Tesla.

Or a company gave him a free car course because it's fucking beautiful. No, but yeah, all he's doing, he lives in Japan. The more you like make it in the content creation world, the less you need money, the more free shit you get. Oh, you have money now. Here's free shit. And you're like, whatever. Okay, so buy more dragons with my money that I don't have to spend for this shit. This is dope. I'll buy guns or whatever.

Living the dream. Batty, you got a new beard cream. See, now's a great time to talk about this. So not only did I get my beard in Tarkov, but Fluck, put the image up here. Out of regs, right here. Just floats. PNG. Out of regs has made a Batty beard cream and beard oil.

Yeah. And it fucking hits ginger and coconut. That's what I love best is ginger. I have a smell there. It's a nut joke. My nuts in it. He's

He's proud of that one. He's nutting your beard. Use the code come 20. Come 20, batty 20, batty 25. I think they changed the two. I don't know. There's a lot of codes, dude. I don't know which ones do it. Just try them all. There's like batty come 20, batty 25, maybe batty 20, maybe. I don't know which one's there. Try them all. Merry Christmas. Yeah.

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Smells like your mom's basement. I think I did. Oh, this was my favorites long those. You know that point, like you go out on a Friday night in that point where you're having a great Friday night, but then it suddenly becomes a bad Friday night. That singular point in time, that's what it smells like. When things go from great to, oh, fuck. Like, I'm too drunk. This is the scent. That is the smell.

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Yeah, right now you're saving 25% instead of the standard 20 because it is pre-order. Oh, so look at that. The 20 does mean something. Yeah, unless you used the wrong one and you failed the quest. Who knows what it does? You failed the quest. Adventure. The quest is a funny game. You failed. Try it next time.

Dude, I'm having a pretty good year, man. It's been a pretty good year. Podcast is doing fucking great for all of us. Doing good. We're only 25K away from getting our play button. Yeah, we just hit 75,000. Oh, we hit 75... We're fucking three quarters of a million. That's doing good. Or 100,000. I got a beard. I'm a character in a game. I got a beard item. I got fucking beard oil, which that was like one of my goals. Like when I started training, I was like, I have a cool beard. One day I want a beard oil with my name on it. Put your money in the Deadpool now.

It's all going positive. That means it's going to do a hard right turn. She's dropping a batty flavor later this year. I'm having a good year. It's a good year. I'm absolutely going to fucking die by the end of the year. 100%. Now I'm thinking of all this. They're trying to be like, doing good, champ. Life's awesome, right? Life's awesome, right? You did good. That is like...

You're doing good you're gonna keep doing good. I'm gonna not shit on you This could be a bad one, and I'm sorry ran over your cat in the driveway it starts the downhill I don't like this very much. Oh god my livelihood gone

What would you do then? Hey guys, guess we're gonna start that second YouTube channel, right? What do you guys think about a gaming thing too? Batty, why are you uploading seven podcasts a week? We're only doing one. I'm sitting alone in the chair just talking to no- Hey guys, welcome to the Batty episode. Um, I'm just so lonely. I just need to run up the ad revenue.

Hey everyone! You're like, "Baddie, no, we're not doing a podcast." We did seven last week. Sorry guys, I'll just do it myself. What? Stop! No! Create your own channel. I'm not going to do that. What would you do if Twitch went away? I probably... I don't know. Now we're putting fear in Baddie's head. I'm thinking about it too. I'm like, "What if YouTube went away? Fuck, that would suck."

Do you need an assistant? I'm pretty good with a camera. I mean, we've talked about that before. At least we have a lot of friends. I would be working for Black Rifle really, really quick.

I'm deep. I can make a decent coffee. So like there's their opening stores all over. That's what you're shooting for. It's like not be part of the media team or anything. He wanted to be a barista. This was his choice. He said, we said, send a resume. And he was like, I'm a good coffee. Go find him in Bernie. Imagine somebody comes in like, aren't you bad? I'm like,

It was. Now I'm just... Kyle. Working the... Guys, don't call me Batty anymore. I got banned. Working in Monachima and fucking Black Rifle. Holding down two jobs to pay the bills. Hey, Mr. Mason, can I clean some guns today? Oh, gee golly. Hey, Batty, we're gonna go get lunch. I got work, guys. Those guns don't clean themselves.

At least he's happy. Okay, kind of related. When was the last time you cleaned a firearm? One of your own firearms. When was the last time you cleaned one? Oh, actually, my bedside gun. I try to keep that thing lubed. That's the only one. Any of the other guns that you shoot? Nah. Nah. Nah. I just throw. The brand. When was the last time you cleaned your brand?

the uwu gun oh the uwu gun hasn't been fired since it got uh cerakoted we literally didn't we shoot it oh you didn't have a mag or did yeah i didn't have ammo or both i had the mag i didn't have ammo yeah so it didn't get fired you still haven't shot that it got shot a lot with the pig hunting but then i had to take it cerakoted so they strip cleaned it and i was like dope

I don't have to clean this. That's why I just Cerakote my guns so I don't have to clean them. Way easier that way. I don't think that's how that works. You still should clean them. I haven't cleaned a gun since I was a cop in 2016. I don't have nearly as many guns as you guys, but I've got a couple dozen. I haven't cleaned a gun fucking forever.

You don't you have a clean shit Like actually like clean clean the gun Was when I bought the SKS obviously it was covered in cosmoline, so I had to clean that one Otherwise my bolt gun my sniper rifle. I do take pretty good care of but that's it. I

I just it's a time money thing. I would rather just take it down to Mason's or someone else's place and spend 50 bucks and be like here make this bitch fucking shine. I'm doing a stress test on all my stress test. I want to hit 10,000 rounds before I clean it was my water.

Most of the time it's vodka though with you. You're always the guy that grabs like a cup and is like water. It's just vodka. I've watched you do it like three times. In my defense, when we go to eggs, they literally give us cups of vodka. It looks like a cup of water. Because you never get ice in your water. And I have started doing that now because you've made me a weirdo. I don't know. But I'm like, well, there's my water. It's a cup of fucking vodka. And I was like...

Dude I haven't been there in a month like we stopped going there cuz I got food poisoning you have what didn't Brandon Yeah, yeah, right right the same week right after me so like I shit myself Brandon shit himself And then like we were just like no it's not worth it. Yeah, it's kind of wild I have not I've gotten food poisoning so much since I moved to Texas Dude Heather got so so we were also we were sick doing our Key West

Vacation we got back and we're starting to feel a little better than the other night like then I love that day the day after we got back We're starting to feel good Heather orders Taco Bell and the guys like up north the rim and coming to my house gets there in like an hour later I'm like I'm not I don't want to eat any of this Taco Bell is bad at for 15 minutes and she eats it and she fucking gets food poisoning again for like two days and

It's been rough. Honey, uh, bro. I don't know what is in Vermont. She looks great, though. She looks great. I mean, she has dropped pounds. That's why I lost so much weight. I can't get food poisoning. There you go. I look the most ripped when I do that. After a good... I'm so dehydrated.

I have no nutrients in my body. This is crazy. God damn it, dude. It's grim. Yeah. I'm sickly, but this is dope as shit. Oof. Oof. I know. We got fucking. Oh, there was all the. You guys haven't caught up on Stranger Things. You haven't caught up on. Oh, my God. Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan's boring as fuck. Dude, the first two episodes. I agree with the first two episodes are fucking slow. I agree.

They're kiddie. The first two episodes are kiddie. Have you watched three, four, five? I'm on four right now and it's still like... Even in four, the little spy chick with the two stormtroopers are carrying her off and she's like...

And they fall down and she takes their blasters. Dude, the chasing. When they're chasing. It's been memed a whole bunch. Spoilers, guys. No, no, no. This is not a. I don't think it's what we're talking about. Spoilers. We're going to say some things. It's probably not going to be a big spoiler. But just in case. Not much. It's a fucking small one. You can be like, oh, stop. It's when little Princess Leia. And it's the bad guys chasing. Oh, my God. Dude, if you watch.

And the adults like they're they were running wide leg Yeah, look how do we cash this little girl? You see him like why they're walking with their knees out like I was dying I was like this is the dumbest thing you could have wrote this this all runs under a bush this guy runs into the trees like

She would literally go in there we gotta go around the mountain now Literally a log that you could just But why is he running that way?

What the fuck is going on? There are some sometimes Star Wars can be real fucking silly. Yeah, like real fucking silly because you're like, oh, it's going this way. And then it's like that stormtrooper that falls on the laser and gets hacked in half. And I was like, OK, that was gangster. That was pretty cool. And then it goes darker. I was like, OK, last few episodes, it went way better. I was like, OK, I'm fine with this now.

This is in the right direction. I'll skip everything watch the last episode bus to the last two are fucking gangster I've seen the last one yet, but the second last one was fucking oh do that Stranger things is good. I haven't see I can't the last episode just came out a couple days ago I cannot fucking wait to watch them. I'm a stranger things whore, but I'm a door hours. Yeah, four hours to tell ya hour and 30 minutes for episode 8 or 9

Last yeah the first and then two and a half hours for the last episode the movie the last episode was a fucking movie That's really cool. Oh, it's so good the music and I always forget how much I love synth 80s until I hear The synth 80s music from stranger saying I was like, this is literally I'm so high because like I'm such a fangirl of Vecna He's like my favorite villain in D&D lore and they just they brought him back into stranger things. What really?

What's a Vecna? Vecna is the name of... So Vecna is the god of secrets and liches and some of the undead in OG D&D lore. It's an anagram for the name Vance. I can't remember the guy's actual name, but his name was Vance. That's your neck, right? Yeah, my neck tattoo is the hand and eye of Vecna. But this guy was one of Gary Gygax's friends or one of the original writers, one of the guys that helped...

Make D&D back then so they made him a god of evil and shit and now Beck is like in Stranger Things It's such a cool little connection how Stranger Things is helping bring D&D back even more Oh, yeah, dude, and they're doing a whole new like Vecna series like on like for fifth edition D&D right now because of it all dude It's crazy watching how cuz that show was pitched many times before Netflix was the only one that was like, yeah We'll run it cuz everyone else like that's a stupid fucking idea. I

I don't know anything about it. Heather and I are going to start it over. I was just talking to her about that today when you guys were talking about it at lunch. It's super good. I just love the feel for it because it is like Indiana. I live there a majority too. So it is literally 80s, 90s Indiana. When I see that town, when I see those things, I'm like, this is fucking Indiana. Like to a fucking T. I can feel all of this. And then it's back in...

My old ass time so I'm like oh man this is fucking dope to watch all this shit now They're fucking adults. I went back and watched a little snippet of episode one I was like oh my god. They are a little fucking kids like Little children and now they're full grown like 18 and 19 years old playing 15 year old When you go back and watch you're like holy shit cuz they're doing a season every two years yeah, I

So the next one will probably be 2024 for the conclusion, which I'm like, don't die, baddie. Make it a wait. Right. Or just hold off until you watch everything. Was it everything everywhere all at once? That one you both need to watch. Everyone needs to fucking watch that movie. Everything everywhere all at once. It just got released on.

Your service is to stream. Yeah, yeah. But it was in theaters a month ago. It's going to win a fuck ton of awards. And it feels like a very family-style movie. And I was like, oh, this is rated R's. But super rated R. It is, how do I describe it without spoiling? It is an Asian lady. It's like an Asian family. The dude, the kid from The Goonies is in it.

The Asian kid from the Goonies. Oh, yeah. I've seen the Goonies once when I was like 10. And Dr. Jones, like Indiana Jones, like same kid. Oh, short round? Yeah. Yeah. So he's in that one.

Or he's in this and it is like 50. Yeah. And it's his first rollback since like when he was a kid. So this is his big rollback. And it's crazy watching him. He you instantly was like, holy fuck, that's that dude. And like, what? Sav was like, what are you talking about? I was like, no, that's him. Looked at was like, OK, I know that voice anywhere hasn't changed. It's the exact same voice. It's like, what the fuck?

But oh my god, they have it's like the lady from I want to say hidden dragon was a crouching tiger hidden dragon It turns into like a martial arts flick slash kung fu slash comedy Super dark violent it is and ran everything everywhere all at once. Yes Literally that and it is one of the funniest fun movies ever

I have ever seen, period. That went at the top of my list once I watched it. I was like, this is fucking dope. Okay. I've been streaming so much lately. I've been having too much fun gaming. See, you do that. Gaming. I know. You just try that movie. Both of y'all try that movie. And then we were supposed to watch Bloody Hell.

This is like a movie talk. I love movies. Bloody hell. You remember when I went to your house and we were like scrolling through movies? I was like, oh yeah, we got this one. And so we chose the horror movie. Was it Green Hill or Bloody Hill? Bloody Hell. Okay. No, I don't. We were looking at it. We just watched a trailer for it and that was it.

Also, really fun fucking movie because it was like a man gets kidnapped by a crazy family when he tries to go to a new country to experience life. Oh, yay. And so he wakes up just tortured, like fucking legs gone. Like this is right in. Yeah, he's just like, what the fuck? He has this split personality, so he's also crazy. So he has a split personality. Oh, okay. I remember. Yeah, so he always talks to his split personality like back and forth.

And so anything bad happens to him, he relies on his split personality to take over, to consume the anger, pain, whatever. So like, he's like, he looks down, he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's like, and the split personality outcomes is like, shut the fuck up. You do not scream. I'll scream for you. He's like, he starts screaming because his leg's gone and it cuts to the wide. And he's just like,

Just sitting there like quiet. And the little kid comes in and it's like, he's like, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, please, please come here. Help me. Help me. I need your help. I need you to come closer. I won't hurt you. I won't hurt you. It cuts to a split personality standing by the kid. He's like, I'm going to fucking kill you. Please come closer. Oh, I'm going to fuck. Oh, you're fucked kid. You are fucked. And it cuts to the line. He's just like, yeah, buddy, come closer. Come closer.

So it is such a good like comedy. It's a dark comedy. It's a black comedy. But fuck, the beats are so good. And it just goes, you do not see anything coming. That was the first movie I was like, bro, what the fuck just came? Wow. Okay. Like looking at that, I was like, holy shit. So two movies, two fucking stellar goddamn movies. We've never seen. Bloody hell. Everything good? Good, buddy. Break. Oh, I gotta do this. We didn't clap the whole time. Oh, shit. Oh.

Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast as always we have eli doltap donut operator and hi i'm baddie streams. Goodbye Yeah, we drank that whole bottle

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