48 - Leon Lush Mind Control ft. Leon Lush
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We got the recordies. All the buttons are recording recordies. Oh my god. Dude, you think we talk about this? You think there's a discussion? Thank you, Batty. There is no discussion. I thought there'd be some sort of tutorial, like, hey, this is what's going on. Sit down, drink shot. Welcome to Unsubscribe! You see what I mean to him?

He's so mean to all the guests. This is what we start with. Flux, show this just so we know. Dave pushes people. Hold on, Matty. I'm feeling a little claustrophobic, boys. I'm a little uncomfortable. That's Matty's low ceiling. I did not sign up for this. It's the carpet and low ceiling. You mean the mahogany ceiling? I don't know what the fuck's going on with that. I might have spilled a little of that. Oh, did you slurp it off the table? A little? You mean the whole shot you poured on the table? Slurp the fuck?

- Say hi to Eli.

It's racially ambiguous, baddie. That guy's fucking ridiculous, don't it? It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...

that's all of them please leave a comment uh like it thumbs up it give it a rating of five stars whatever you do it helps the podcast out immensely and donut and eli will be very happy if you do that and we want to make donna eli happy today yeah for five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top donut say something motivating wait do we start here first

We just, Zabadi, I was trying to be nice to you today and you start yelling at me. Because you spilled my scotch. I didn't want scotch. Okay, ready? Nice one, Donut. I saw that. I won't tell. I won't tell. He cracked it early. I'm a little offended. He put it down without taking a sip. You can't, you gotta, if you crack it.

You take a sip. You don't just... I'm acting like Dave over here. Oh, sorry. I don't want to be a Dave. Cheers, folks. I'll just fuck you. I'm going to grape you later.

That was nice. To go from a strawberry white claw to a 12-year is really quite a juxtaposition that my body was not ready for. Let me just do some mouthwash and then slug some orange juice. That's delicious. Hi, everyone. Unsubscribed Podcast here. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleFap, Dave, and Leon Lush.

They call him Dave. He's got a lot of different names on this podcast from my understanding. But I think Dave is the one that's going to stick. We're going to try to be nicer to Batty today because we unfortunately gave him brain cancer last time. Yeah, literally. I almost died immediately after the podcast. It was sort of like mid-podcast. Yeah, you could kind of tell too. You got kind of quiet. Batty started having a bad migraine.

It was that or his bad genetics. We're not sure which one yet. One of the reasons they flew me down, actually, is because I've been watching and seeing his level of depression just escalate over the last probably 10 to 15 episodes. Having a previous relationship with Batty, I'm kind of like a cry for help. So I'm here to kind of be the balance to the scales that is keeping him

away from the news right now. See, I thought you were here to push me over the edge. No, that's what you thought. Like a new host. I am an angel in disguise. I'm here to lift you up, dude. You look handsome today. Your house is great. The podcast setup is wonderful. I love the decor. The aesthetic in here is fantastic. I love D&D, but hentai sucks dick. So for that, I will chastise you until the end of time. I want to get a hentai tattoo so bad. Wait, hold on. Why does hentai suck? Dude, how do

Why do you not have a hentai tattoo? I don't have one. I have an entire Pokemon leg. It's on his back for me. Bro, could you imagine just a hentai tattoo? Yeah, I know. I do it all the time from behind. I'm going to be looking at your back. Maybe. Except me and D.O. Oh, man. I know I'm in bad company to say hentai sucks. I might have jumped the gun a little bit. I haven't given it a chance, I think. Dude, why not? Just give it a quick... You ever just pulled out your dick to some fucking anime chicks? I never said that, dude. Then that's hentai. Of course I have.

Okay, so hentai's not bad. They're girls. Oh, you know what I meant to say? I fucked up. See, this is how I'm moving. Naked girls suck. You've never just looked at naked women? I meant to say anime. Okay. Anime, hentai, sure. Like huge, like,

Jab juggy's like drawing up the arts nice. Some mommy milkers. Some mommy milkers, but yeah, anime, I'm just not that into. Yo, we should get a VTuber on here next too. A VTuber? Two guests in a row that haven't liked the anime. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Mikan. Mikan is not a fan. He's like, I'm going to get skewered for this, but I fucking hate anime. This is fucked.

Now, here's the thing. Meat Canyon is more credible to me because he's an incredible animation artist and artist of all these things. He's got literal skins that are like applicable. He's got skin in the game. I can't draw fucking stick figures, so my opinion means nothing when it comes to that type of entertainment. He has a show on Cartoon Network. I know. I mean, he's kind of qualified. By the way, he's kind of qualified. He didn't even bring it up. No, he didn't bring it up the whole time. The biggest event in his life. You brought him on the podcast and failed to mention it.

We called Tim Kennedy. Yeah, I like it. Tim, we got drunk, so. None of our guests, we talk about things that matter to them. Tim Kennedy, we call him a turncoat, and then we talked about video games and com. He's a big fantasy nerd. Yeah, which we didn't know going into it. We do zero research on any of our games. Listen, we like to shoot from the hip. I think that adds a dynamic that's maybe...

more sought after in a lot of podcasts. Most people prepare and actually put work in, but if you don't want to do any of those things... You see me at lunch. I was taking notes. We went out to lunch about two hours ago. Oh, yeah. Okay, let's talk about that. Got it. That's a great idea, Leon. All the ideas you wrote down, I'm like, please don't come back. Leon, really, you just want to talk about

Heather, I dethrone. Why stop bringing this up, Leon? I got it. You like her. Oh, this is the third porn reference you're going to ask me about? That's great. I'm glad I keep talking about this thing. I trusted you. You brought up hentai. You started this. I did start that. You thought that was anime. I hate hentai. Fucking cars. Cinderella. Leon, those are cartoons.

What's hentai? Okay, rewind. It's a Japanese word. I'm digging myself in a hole already. Love hentai, anime, baddies, cool, it's fine, it's fine. I like dragons and D&D. All this stuff is very cool, not nerdy and dumb. You have a huge house, super tall ceilings. I can touch them seating down. You can't touch the ceiling. I know. I'm like this close, though. You're so close. I'm like this close. Like if I jumped, I'm going to palm it.

As long as I jump though. Yes. Hey guys, welcome to the Dave redemption arc. We're gonna make sure that Dave feels better about himself at the end of this episode. So everything that he likes, I like today. That's the type of show we're doing. That's what I'm talking about. I cannot wait to forever sleep myself. You guys are gonna make the greatest memorial video. Oh, you think you're getting one of those? I told the guys not to tell you, but I brought you a custom 20-sided die, you fucking geek motherfucker. We're here? Yeah.

We're gonna make so much money off of his t-shirts when he dies. I just pictured Batty and Hedon episode 52 and he's like, I can't wait to see how they memorialize me. Hey guys, what's up? Brandon here. We just seamlessly go in with no heartbreak. A little picture on the TV. Just like next to like a little frame.

After the million dollars we make off of his memorial t-shirts that we don't give to his family. But he has no family. My dad listens to the podcast. Yeah, but he hates you. Yeah, that's true. That's why he listens to it. Clearly he hates himself too if he listens to this shit. It's like looking in a mirror. Just want to punch my monitor. God, I fucking hate myself so much, but I love this fucking podcast because it makes me hate myself even more.

So confused. I raised this piece of shit. I can't believe how bad I fucked up. I was supposed to be on your side. It's so easy. He's a cancerous, toxic piece of shit. Yeah. He's like, I can feel the toxins like creeping through my skin. It's like radiation. Did you already? And I was like, I already did it. Yeah.

I thought Leon was gonna be the 22nd pushup, but he's like slowly sliding a barrel into Batty's mouth. We're like, I got you, bro! I got you! You cannot possess me with hate!

I'm a man of God. I'm a Christian. I was a Christian. Not so much. Well, I kind of fell off. I'm like a fallen off Christian. But that being said, I'm a man of the people. And you, my friend, are a handsome individual. And I did just post to Twitter about how badass your stream setup was. Thank you. Seven monitors. Okay. Guns everywhere. LEDs until my anus hurt. I mean, it was just incredible in that streaming room. And to that, sir, I say good on you.

Just think of the porn in there. Not to circle back to hentai, but like... I can't think of anything else good to say about you, but that line is enough. I think that should hopefully get me through the rest of the podcast. Cool streaming setup. Here's the $20. Sign him a card. The unsubscribed card. Matty wants to off himself, I think. I'm going to head over to the fucking Norse and rap, get myself an outfit on some fucking credit card. Thank you very much. Guys, why don't I get that? What?

Okay. Do we go first into people got pissed. We didn't talk about, uh, superpowers till like, I

An hour in last time. It's like some of the comments are like you guys waited. Okay, fuck you all y'all get fucked. See you at the end. Alright, nice. I like that. Fuck the audience. I love that. That's why we're so strong here. If I'm gonna get fucked here, they can too. There's a 90% consensus that this is what my audience wants. Fuck that. We love you. We love you on this side of the table. Dave hasn't drank in three days. He's ready to go.

He died and came back. He's ready. That's why his cat has two black eyes. My pussy's hurting. Matty, stop abusing your cat. That's fire's power. I love my cats. Internet, don't cancel me. I love my cats so much. I love them.

I love them more than any of these three. Yeah, they're covered in Krusty's, remember? Incoming, that first documentary. Dude, bro. I would be canceled so quick. Who came on their cat? Betty. No, what? She took a play out or a page out of Shane Dawson's playbook. Wait, what? Shane Dawson? Wait, no, this is real? No, hold on. Oh, it was a big thing that like, well, you know how Shane Dawson got canceled for like making inappropriate jokes all those years? Yeah. One of the jokes that was like kind of came across as not really a joke is that he like came on his cat once.

So there's like a consensus out there that it's kind of like probably 70-30 he probably did it. So to me, I think that's fucking hilarious. Great news. A lot of Gen Z kids are like, oh, that's terrible. Cancel him. He said something 10 years ago that was bad.

But yeah, I hope he does it again. I think it's funny. Like joke about it or cum on his cat? Both. If you want fur in the game, you need to really cum on your cat to be able to joke about it, I think. Why would you cum on your cat? I mean, you never wiped your ass with your cat?

You're all toilet paper and the cat wanders in. You started. You think there's a line on this? You lead the combo on this podcast. I will say, in the lead up to coming here, I watched a few episodes. I'm like, what am I getting into? And

I came away with really one thing, and it was like, I need to be comfortable with like 237 cum jokes in an hour. And coincidentally, that's literally my style of humor. So I was like, all right, this is a good fit. I'm going to go do this. You sit down. We're like, hello. Okay, Leon. Fantastic to have you. To have your cum. We're trying a new tactic. Our podcast is a fourth grade lunchroom. Dude.

Just first off. Jokes and tits. Fantastic penis. Love it. Yeah. The cum, the load. My God. Beautiful. Yeah. Cody sent me pictures. Nice side cart. It was great. Did you side cart in his son's bed? Oh. Oh, man. He came on my cat. Can we do earmuffs? Cody earmuffs. Of course I would. Of course I would. Of course I would.

I look like an amateur? He was telling me the first thing he said to me this morning. He's like, your cat was cuddling me. Squirt was cuddling with him. It's like, so you came on my cat. I woke up with Squirt, but I should have been the one called Squirt this morning if I'm being honest. Poor Squirt. Squirt's crunchy. He's like a Dorito now. It's California!

It's kind of funny. I get it. Okay. Big shout out to Shane Dawson. It's really not their fault. Like, they don't really have anything to do with it other than the finish. Like, that's really... They're just like... They just become a cum receptacle. But not involved... It's not sexual at all. It's more business than anything. It's not something to talk about on the podcast. Like, here's your catnip.

I was like, well, no. Straight up. This is literally like, this is the cum podcast, so why don't I just do something that could create content later in the day? So that made sense to me at the time. That's true. First off, this is a gaming podcast. I don't know where you got it. We are a gaming podcast. Gaming podcast. I don't think you talked about gaming. Oh, you did do the Elden Ring episode. Why not at 47? No, to be fair, like our first 10 episodes, we had a gaming topic, everyone.

Every one? Wow. For like 10 episodes. For all 10 until you spiraled out of control. With terrible audio and ones that nobody listened to. Yeah, we had about 10 of those. I like it. Well, we're all gamers here, which I think is... We could probably bring it full circle back around to gaming at some point. Oh, yeah.

You're I mean you're a big gamer you've been playing you what is your favorite? Sties at first-person shooters RPGs like what gets Leon hard? Okay? Well other than baddies can't it's gonna be like a RPG type stuff So to give you a little background and don't it can sympathize with this many years vanilla Warcraft I was hooked for about three to four years doing 40 person raids like big big dick into vanilla Warcraft back in like

fuck, what was it? Like, Oh three, four, five, six, seven, three, Oh four, Oh five. Yeah. And then Oh seven end of Oh six is when burning crusades because I went deployed right after it came out. Yep. Yep. So that's big into that. A lot of Warcraft. Like originally I was playing, I was talking to you guys about this earlier at the restaurant that I was playing dial up modem land, Warcraft two with my cousins in the nineties, Warcraft, Starcraft one, Starcraft two, uh,

What are the RTSs, I guess? Yeah, RTSs. Yeah, love RTSs. I still play StarCraft II with some of my boys to this day. Like Brood War? Or like... Oh, my God. StarCraft II, Brood War. Let me know if you play Brood War. I will literally jump in on some Brood War. I love StarCraft so much. Zerg, Protoss, or Terran? What are you...

You look like a Protoss guy. Yeah, you like the pylons. You look like a pylon. You look like a pylon. Orange. You want to see my carrier group? Because, boy, I will bring it. Oh, yeah, that thing's filled with eight little motherfuckers that are going to flail at me. So I'm the same way. I haven't played StarCraft in probably like 15 years until recently I started playing with my buddies, and I was more of a StarCraft 1 guy. So I loaded up StarCraft 2, and I'm like, man, there's so much shit here.

I don't know what any of these things do, but I know that I can build like a billion zealots and just 12 carriers and I can fucking wipe the map. So that's what I'm going to do and upgrade. It's like how fast can you get to point A to point B and just speed rush like 12 carriers? It's kind of vanilla how to do that, I guess. But meanwhile, my friends are building like the rat, like the things that like jump the walls and they're doing all types of shit. I don't get time for that. I just want the most powerful thing in the game and I want a lot of them.

And I'm going to spam that and send me all the resources you got. You just got to hide in the corner and hope nobody finds you while you're building a literal fuck ship. And then you go, you just, then you kill everything or you lose first. Yes. Those are your options. Yeah. There's no other, there's no other alternative. But to answer your question, I would say historically growing up, it was very like a fantasy RPG, RTS, Age of Empires 2, Age of Empires, huge into that.

What RPGs were you like? Fantasy and RPGs? Baldur's Gate 1, 2. My boy! Stop touching him. Stop it. I'm going to touch him all day long. Kill Dave. Kill Dave.

Fucking white cloth smashes into his face. Point blank yeet.

Fuck that dude. What was your favorite RPG? Okay, you got Baldur's Haze. Did you play any JRPGs or any of that shit? I'm trying to think. So Final Fantasy 7 I probably put $200 into. Emerald and Ruby? Did you beat? I beat Emerald. I don't think I ever beat Ruby. Ruby's a bitch. What about Ultima Weapon?

Eight? Yeah, I beat him. Yeah. So I didn't play much eight, but nine, I played a lot with Vivo. Nine was sick. I didn't beat that one. I know. There's one I need to go back and play. Nine was good. And ten was like the first one. I think that was PlayStation 3 that ten launched on. Was two? That was the new ten? We're that old right now. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

So 10 launch, and I love that game. And what was that game where you're playing underwater with a ball? It was 10, right? Yeah, it was 10. That's the one I really played a little bit. Yeah. So that was probably the last Final Fantasy I really dumped a lot of time into. What was the old guy's name? Aaron? I always forget a lot. Titus, Jekt, Aaron, uh...

Blitzball was either loved or hated. I fucking hated Blitzball. There was a minute like you hated that shit or you were like, oh, this is fun. The unskippable intro of Blitzball. That was brutal. I download save files past that so I don't have to fucking do it. I hated Blitzball so much, dude.

Yeah, that was fun. That was back when the controls weren't quite there for a 3D universe yet. No. Even previous to this, let me throw it back a little farther for those of you... Don't touch. You're going to get that. I don't want to give it back to you. I want the hate. I have it. Okay, well then touch away. I'm trying to soak it up. I'm a sponge right now. I am filled with too much love and joy in my life. I need some... Fuck Dave, dude. Let's see if Matty hates himself. I need some pure... He does forever. ...future knowledge. ...juice.

I'm just gonna, I want to get to the point where I'm like Tourette's just shitting on him in the middle of a conversation. Hey, so Final Fantasy 7, fuck off! Fuck, your beard looks like shit! There's a goddamn line? There's a goddamn line! Let me talk about Super Nintendo real quick.

I'm gonna talk about my fucking beard! I wanna talk about Super Nintendo real quick. No! Nice gauges! Your ears look like fucking silly putty, you cunt! You got little bitch gauges! You're over here like, I wanna be cool, I'm old, let me just try to get it back. When you get a lip ring, fuck you! Bleach your hair, you piece of shit! This is so much better, come on! I haven't bleached it before. I'm actually...

Oh, you did that? Yeah, that looks cool, dude. Oh, God. Listen, if I fucking hate it, if I hate it, if I hate it, I don't care. You fucking idiot. It's not a live stream, Eli, all right? It's a live stream. We can clip it, all right?

What I was gonna say the Tourette's took over That wasn't directed at you Piss yeah Throwing it back to Super Nintendo Chrono Trigger anyone. Oh, yeah, I'm a curator. I'm a artist amazing game and

Definitely beat Final Fantasy 3, but not when it came out later on as an emulator. I beat FF3, which I think was a Nintendo game, like a legit early Nintendo. I think either that or Super. Wait, did you beat the one for Super Nintendo? I can't remember. The third Final Fantasy was like old as fuck. I think it was either Nintendo or Super. So number three was Super Nintendo, but it was Final Fantasy 6 in Japan.

Yes, Final Fantasy VI in Japan was Final Fantasy III stateside with the clown. Kefka. Yes. Kefka. Yes, yes, yes. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

But that's one of the all-time best fucking SNES RPGs. Chrono Trigger, hands down, the best. Top three, easily. 100%. So anyways, that's a little history. I've seen a lot of video games in my time, and as I've gotten older, I've kind of turned into just a really abrasive, obnoxious meathead. Wait, what? No way. That's so weird. I'm just kidding. I'm really soft and...

I'm just a softie that likes video games. And I put on this persona, but it's because I hate myself so much I have to pretend like I matter and care. But really, I just want to sit around in my house, play video games, and not talk to anyone forever. You're a YouTuber. So basically, I'm describing what it's like to be a YouTuber, yeah.

Here's my happy face, and life is good, and oh my God, this is funny. Laugh out loud. Please just turn the cameras off and let me play Elden Ring for 45 hours straight. And now we're going to eat Cheetos until I die. Leon, you quit YouTube for a couple months because of depression, and to cure depression, you decided to play League of Legends. Jesus Christ. Why? That's not at all what I said at lunch today, by the way. Why? League of Legends. Why? Why?

I made a spitball. I have it quoted. At the end of last year, you really spun that in a way that

What do you think the title of the episode is gonna be? Oh God

So to give some context to the absolute blasphemy that Eli just fucking spit off at the mouth about, which we'll talk about later when he's touching me. No, so in the last year, I've been doing YouTube for a long time, and there was just a period of a couple months where like every YouTuber, it's like, you know what? I just need a break.

getting burnt out like we're doing the same thing it's the hamster wheel and all this shit and it was like winter it was like heavy into the like covid bullshit and i live in new england and i have a beautiful wife and child but my office is across the driveway above my garage so my life literally consists of me like waking up late because i am a degenerate and go to bed at 4am go over to my garage and like do shit in the garage and go back and see my son for a few hours before he goes to bed and then i like go to bed

So you get weirdly like isolated and like, I don't have a great, I don't have like a real good group up there that understands what I do. That's a hard part. Which is one of the things I love about what you guys do down here. You have a lot of really good people down in Texas that do, that are in the industry and you get it right. And that's, that's awesome. And I envy that. And that's one of the reasons I'm down here is because I think that's a fantastic thing to have people, uh,

just collaborative efforts is awesome. It's fucking hard. And there's like a mutual respect. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like a lot of people watch you, oh, you sit around and fucking make YouTube videos. Oh, that's real tough. I'm like,

Oh, you're right. Honestly, it's not comparatively. It's not that bad, but the process to get there is what people don't understand. And then they're like, bro, I'll just hang out with you. You can give me a plug. I'll give you the sticker. If you can give me a shout out. And you're like, I think the thing that really took a toll on me and talking non-sarcastically for a moment is,

I spent about 12 years in the restaurant industry while I was a musician for the first half of that and then as an aspiring YouTuber for the second half of that. And by default, your life is social, right? Every week, I'm going multiple times, five, six days a week to a restaurant where like, yeah, you hate your job and it's like, oh, it's a restaurant, I gotta serve and do it. But at the same time, you're like, you're making friends and you're talking to people every day, you're out there, you're socializing and it's amazing in so many levels.

And I took that for granted until I became a full-time YouTuber, which I don't take for granted. I understand it's a blessing. But all of a sudden, after 12 years, like...

My job, I'm isolated. There's nobody like, sure, I talk to people online, but I could literally exist with never leaving my house for years at a time. And when COVID hit, it kind of exacerbated that because now I don't have a reason or I have a reason to stay home. Yeah. So it kind of got it took its toll, I think. And it got to the point where I was like, all right, I'm just going to take a few months off. And I did in the whole like, I wouldn't say it was like it wasn't really like it was more like it was a self-discipline.

I mean, straight up, Cody, me, we both did the same fucking thing. We literally were like...

fuck this staying at home we're always isolated we're traveling constantly to just hang out with our friends yeah yeah yeah and and this is pre-taxes yeah yeah socially we were discussing this last night it's like my neighbor to the left uh was a manager at a car manufacturer plant my neighbor to the right he worked at walmart my neighbor across from me was a principal at a high school and so you get together and it's like it's hard to talk about common interests

Because they don't... People don't get it. Not to their fault, but nobody that's not in this industry has a fucking clue what it's like being in this industry. Yeah, absolutely. Because it is so... It's just very...

It's very like every week you don't know what the fuck's going to happen next week. Like you're just kind of shooting from the hip and hoping you're going to do the right thing. And you're trying to do something funny and you're trying to entertain and you don't know whether it's streaming or YouTube bods. And you're constantly trying to kind of make things that people appreciate. And after enough years of kind of going through that, it's like eventually you're just like if you don't have a good support around you, like a lot of people that are doing the same thing or people that can provide support.

You know, some level of normalcy where it's like, oh, you're going through the same thing so we can do this together. And that feels good about it. Talk about it. Yeah. Caught up to me. So I was just like a fucking support system. It's wild. I took two to three months. I was like, I did the bare minimum of uploads for what the sponsor deals I had throughout the course of the latter half of last year.

and basically just played League of Legends for like eight hours a day. That's the worst thing. With my friends, which is even worse. It's like, oh, you're depressed? Play League of Legends and then you're going to want to kill yourself. Yeah, perfect. The fastest you'll want to fucking forever sleep. It wasn't just that. I was playing other games too, but yeah, I just kind of like took a break. But

It was necessary, dude. I'm back this year. Started uploading more frequently again in February and things are going great. I'm in a much better headspace and I'm doing trips like this, which are fucking awesome. I have a great time just coming down to see people that I appreciate and enjoy.

and uh i mostly mostly dave that's a big shout out to dave no shout out to dave and the caveat off of that it is people do not understand this space it's you're not worried just about the next piece of content you're always working no one's brain shuts off if we're at lunch dinner if i'm getting off of stream at 2am i'm probably still writing ideas down trying to come up with something texting you guys at whatever

Like 10 or 11. I'm like, hey, sure. A number of times I've texted Eli and Cody at 5 a.m. Like, hey, guys, we still doing that lunch thing today? Because I was upstream until 7. Yeah. And that's... I'm still live. When are we meeting again? How many... Can I get an hour of sleep real quick? And there's... Yeah, and there's no concept of time. Like, you guys, like...

The average individual will be like, oh, man, let's hang out on the weekend. It's like, I don't have fucking... What does a weekend mean? Fucking, yeah. I have no idea what a fucking weekend is. I'm like, I got this, this. I got to fly out. Got meetings. Got to do the business shit. Got to do... Like, it's just a fucking... Every day is just the same, right? Yeah. So, like, it is weird, like, because we have this kind of... This thing in... I guess globally, but in the United States, like, Monday through Friday, weekends are off. Like, this traditional American dream shit that is... Yeah.

Without a doubt in the last decade and a half becoming obsolete, obviously. Yeah. Right. Like nine to five Monday through Friday. Like, like we're, we're in an age now where like technology has advanced so much and it's been exacerbated by the pandemic and shutdowns and work from home shit where like, um, like the idea of a sovereign individual where like you need to be in charge of your own shit. You can build a business. Everyone in the world has access to millions of people at any time through the power of a cell phone. Um,

And we're kind of like on the, we're in that space, right? And-

I like it's amazing, but it's different than anything we've ever been used to. It's new. Like it feels like old news in the last decade. It's like, oh yeah. Influencers, YouTubers make money. Yeah. But that's just because we're in the space. There's still people that are like, I all the time I'm 36. Right. I meet people all the time where they're like, wait, you can make money on YouTube. Still. What do you make? Like a thousand dollars a month. Fucker. Where have you been the last decade? Like, are you kidding? Like it's crazy. So there's a huge disconnect between like where the world is headed and

And a lot of people that are not kind of chasing the cue ball. And I think to credit to all of you guys, like we're kind of all in the space where we're in a place where there's a lot of opportunity.

Right. There's an incredible amount of opportunity and we're all like taking advantage of that in a certain way, in a good way where we're providing people a place to come and watch things, entertainment independently. Like we're not necessarily like contracted to do things. We're just kind of creating what we can. You're live stream. Everybody here is live streaming, which is such a cool form of content. It's so much different than VODs. So different. Something I've loved recently that I've done more of is I've been streaming more and then you can create more.

VOD content from the streams if you edit it down in a certain way, it's just the possibilities are endless but Yeah, I think about what's happened in the last 10 to 15 years. Okay 2005 like we have like our razor flip phones Okay, nothing's that like we're sending JPEGs that are like 8 pixels and in 15 years later. We're doing VR We're supporting ourselves. We're living in a world where like you don't have to leave your fucking home to have an audience of millions of people Right 8k cameras

Like it is, it is moving so fast that it's just, it's scary in a way, but it's exciting. Terrifying. Terrifying, but exciting. And there's so many people that just are ignoring it. You're like, I'm just going to open up a brick and mortar store downtown and sell fucking shoes, sell necklaces and beads. I'm like, motherfucker, if you're in 2022, open a brick and mortar store, you have already lost.

Put your shit online. E-commerce, YouTube, TikTok, whatever the fuck it is. Start there and then expand. The attention is on the internet. And, like, dude, I know some people... I have some friends that are...

doing seven, eight figure businesses and they never opened a physical retail location. You don't need to, depending on your business. - They had a fucking warehouse. - The RCC just did it for two, three years ago was the first brick and mortar with Mason's store. - After how many years of selling it online? - Six years, exactly. And that's how it was like built up to this business. And now finally we are in the brick and mortar space of like, hey, we're gonna have like 78 this year. - And it makes sense. It makes sense as like a novelty almost. I mean, obviously like Starbucks, like all the other coffee companies, like it makes sense for that type of business.

This is the first time we're like, oh, we need to expand into this. But it took how many years? Years, yeah. And BRCC is a very off brand of like, oh, six years, you guys are fucking...

the size it is it's a very rare thing but then it was it took three years into the business almost four years into the business to be like okay we have our first franchise then we had our first brick and mortar corporate last year was the first brick and mortar was last year and then expanded from there it's fucking so the first like corporate office for employees to be locally together to work as a like hey we're serving coffee we've had we had uh three different locations for

all the other shit where it's roasting facilities, East Coast distribution, West Coast distribution marketing team. And then we're like, okay, now we have a corporate standard for the actual physical locations where you can go buy coffee for the first time. And then they're crushing and we're opening 78 this year across the United States last year.

We did 20 last year. You're doing 70 something this year. Yeah. Wow. It's like every, but they fucking, yeah, they're like, fuck, you're looking at a fucking like they fucking slave, but I love how they keep opening them up beside Starbucks. Oh yeah. Every time. Almost every day. Every time. And then all the business is like. I fucking love that. Because there is some underlying kind of like what type of.

What type of person are you? Where are you going to go? Texas. You're getting that grunt.

Hold on a second. This coffee shop has guns on it. You're the 30-round magger of the Vintay. I'm going to that one. What is that? I can't even pronounce that word. I call it a beanty stuff. Yeah, exactly. I love a beanty coconut latte cunt. I don't know if that's on the menu, but I want it. I know you'll give it to me. Just spell my name right, you bitch. Okay.

And then the next part of that, though, is why the fuck would you transition in the league when you're feeling down? Oh, yeah. I forgot how this even started. I know. Oh, hold on. It's 30-minute mark. Guys, don't do it. No, Batty, you do a sales pitch real quick. First, Batty, do your sales pitch. You have to win the...

Um, the G fuel thing. All right. Yeah. Batty's in the finals. Dude, Batty's credit finals quarter finals. Get this man a G fuel flavor. I will buy the shit out of that. I'm talking to you. So right now I am in the quarter finals. Start of the 64 creators, 64, uh, content creators who have never done anything big with G fuel. So no shakers, no flavors, nothing crazy. And we were done with the quarter finals. There is four creators left right now. Uh,

and if you go to G field.com, use code baddie, uh, you can help me get moved into the semifinals, which means there's a baddie shaker cup, which means you can, you can hold me, shake me around good or bad. It's up to you. I don't mind. Like a baby. I was just about to say that. Okay. Whatever you take, uh,

So yeah, GFuel.com, code Batty. Help me out. Drink his juice. I like it. Drink that Batty juice. Batty Gamer Boy Bathwater flavor. Who knows? Oh, God, that's going to taste like ginger. Real talk. Batty is he's loud and abrasive and obnoxious and ugly as shit. One of the nicest. He's one of the nicest dudes I know. He really is.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

We call that the fuck, and we call that the compliment BLT. I was just like, oh, he's so good. Three layers of insults, and then one kind of innocuous comment. He's a good dude. It's like, buddy, wake up. It's okay. It's okay. Just punch me in the face. He's a good dude. No, but I met you in Texas for the first time.

2020 oh god we gotta tell that story oh my god oh we gotta tell that story okay do that now bitch no do that now is there something I don't know out of rags pomade it's really blurry when you hold it that close to the camera hold it by my mug right here beautiful pomade beautiful face how are you gonna sell something like this this is the perfect way to do it

Out of regs.com. Out of regs with a Z.com. Also, you can go buy. And on out of regs, you can also get your donut operator mustache and beard cream. You sure can. It's the shit I use today. It's the shit he used 100% not lying right now. I used it this morning. Definitely not lying about that. Super. That is what he used. Donut uses every day on all his hair.

Batty uses it on his beard. He uses it on his merkin. His pubes. You know what a merkin is. I'm actually lost. You have to know what a merkin is. What's a merkin? Am I the only one here who knows what a merkin is? It's like a fucking beard toupee, right? No, no. Gentlemen, gentlemen, I am distressed that you are not on the merkin level right now. Code unsub out of regs.com. Oh, yeah, unsub.

Unsub for 20% off. For all of you out there, a merkin is a pubic hair toupee. Oh, okay. From back in the day when they used to get a lot of, what do you like? Bush? Lice? Yeah, because there wasn't a lot of cleanliness way back in the day with prostitutes and shit. So they'd shave their shit before it was cool to shave your shit and it was awkward and you would have to put a pubic hair toupee on.

because they'd have to shave it to clean it up because it was like infested with fucking like rats and lice and all this gross shit and you'd buy a merkin and it would be like a pube toupee because you had to shave your shit and shaved shit was not cool back then nowadays it's like that's the norm that's the golden standard back in the day 30s 40s 50s and like the flapper era merkins were big did the bros come out and they're like is my merkin straight

Leon, how's my merkin looking? Oh, yeah. Eli, check it out. Oh, dude. Me and my bros up north, we're always checking out each other's merkins. You don't go out to the club without checking each other's merkin. No way. Batty, why is your merkin black? It's just black hair you have. The carpets aren't matching the drapes. We need to fix this. It's awkward. Yes!

I could have literally just plucked a few strays and made a merkin out of it, and you decided to go with the jet black merkin. Yeah, that's really a weird choice. John, will you tell the story about how we met? Yes, please. No, I love the merkin. The gas station baby mask and ashen. Oh, yeah. No, no, I'm just saying ashen. Fuck up. So I have the memory of a goldfish, but here's the deal. I flew to Texas in 2020 to do a... Hello.

Helicopter shoot where we shot airs on helicopters, and it was amazing who dropped the mag out of the helicopter I was resupplying ground Can I get a new Mac please

And for anyone unfamiliar, so I'm beyond the shadow of a doubt the most inexperienced with firearms, right? But I appreciate that my older brother's a lieutenant. He's ex-Marine. I'm just the one in the family that was kind of like a pussy-sheltered idiot my whole life. You're the smart one. The smart one. Yeah, I'm the smart one. My parents, God bless them. My parents, God bless them.

You could show them a gun and they'd be like, what's that? You know what I mean? Those wonderful people, but just they don't know that lifestyle. It's a lifestyle. They're in the church, which is weird because down here the church is normal too. And that's kind of like God's and God's country. Jesus gives you a 9mm when you sign up. It's great. You got a 12-gauge double barrel shotgun. Here's your Bible. Here's your 12-gauge shotgun.

That's what I like. Father, Son, Holy Spirit, go away. Lord bless you. The blood of Christ, that is called 12 to 5, 5, 6. Everyone raise your 9 millimeters in the air. This is the blood of Christ. We drink that blood of Christ. This is the body of the Spirit. Okay, everyone? Fucking start firing rounds in the air. Yeah!

That's what, like literally you could tell that to someone from the northeast and be like, yeah, that sounds like Texas. It's not 100%. It's not, it's like 98% like that. It's not 100% like that. It's close. Reddit's version of Texas. Yeah, yeah. Twitter and Reddit. All that to say, I came down, had a great couple days. We had a fucking, an incredible time. Met you for the first time. Met you for the first time. We went back to the hotel, drinking some beers, went out late night on a stroll to like a 7-Eleven. Shit got really weird. I don't know.

You have a picture of this? No, I was just checking on the food. Oh, okay. Oh my god, I forgot we were doing that. Jesus Christ. We got piss drunk before we got to the hotel. Then we went to the hotel, drank more. I don't remember if it was White Claw or whatever the fuck we were drinking at the time. We got shit right. Dad stayed home. Dad is Matt Carriker. Who saved us from the cops. He did. Oh yeah, he did.

Oh my god, I forgot about that. Holy shit, I did. What a legend, yeah. He's a legend. Just a legend. Maybe take a crane and a tractor for a joyride. Holy fuck! There was keys in it! There were all the keys

It was a fucking backhoe and like a crane. And you're like, hmm. We walked about a quarter mile to a 7-Eleven down the road. No sidewalk. Just walking through a field with holes and puddles and shit. And then there was a weird baby mask in there. Just to reaffirm, we are 30 years old and up. Oh, yeah. All of us are over 30. Yeah. Baby mask. You bought the fucking baby mask. So I turn around and Batty's like, man.

Like you put it on you drunk ass. You're the one that was like this baby mask. Can you put it on? You're like eight foot tall with it was like a weird baby mask. It was like one of these realistic like weird human masks. Like you see all the weird realistic face masks, but it was like a gas station had a wall of them. And why? I don't know. It was a very peculiar to get robbed positioning for that.

But it worked good. You were hooked instantly. What is the word? You wore it on the top of your head. Because it was too small. I have the size of a fucking steroid-induced watermelon. It was massive. You're dipping your chin and going... It was just so fucking soft. It's like stuck to my forehead. I'm just glad in this story you were like, which one of you bought that? It's so stupid. It's like, Leon, you put that on and you're like, I'm buying that.

So this is one of those times where years later, because I'm one of those drunks that's like, oh, I was fine during that. And now, like, three years later, I'm like, oh, I put the baby mask on? Oh, I must have been fucked up. I'm realizing now how fucked up I was three years later because I felt good at the time. In my own head, it felt fine. But, yeah, I don't know. It's just a weird...

We're all pissed drunk and none of us smokes, but we're like, let's buy cigarettes. We bought cigarettes. We're like 16 years old. That's probably mine. That's blues. I smoked a lot of blues in high school for sure. Oh yeah. They were good. Those things last a minute, dude. You took them. They burn. Yeah.

You get that sick feeling from the nicotine. This is what being drunk is like. I love this. Normal 30 to 35-year-old adults, you know. Yeah.

Maybe walk back to the hotel, smoke your cigarettes. Not us. No, no, dude. We sit beside. We sat outside the convenience store. On the side where the little ditch was. And the back side. The back side of the 7-Eleven. Like seven feet from the wall of the 7-Eleven. No, we were on the wall of the 7-Eleven. Oh, yeah, we were sitting against it. Yeah, we were literally there. We were drinking four locos and smoking American spirits. Four locos.

It's like we're on the side where the light flashes and kind of doesn't work. That was us. Like people walked up and they're like,

The fuck? Baby Masculino? That's like, that was in my top three moments of degeneracy. I really hold that with fondness in my life. Because like, you get to a point where like, you're doing the family thing, you're raising a kid, but like, you have to have these moments in your life where you're just a complete piece of shit. Or like, what are you even living for, right? Like, why am I trying to be a good dude if I can't occasionally put on a baby mask and smoke American spirits outside of a 7-Eleven hammered as fuck? Right? Living.

But that is the fucking dream. Yeah, the smoking part there was a special thing that happened. Do you remember that? Oh my God, we were next to the propane tank the whole time. He was ashing. Oh my God, he's ashing next to the 500 gallons. He was leaning on it, ashing.

Ashing into the tank. Oh my god. You guys may have seen this, but in some states they have the propane tanks in a big metal cage outside of the store so they don't accidentally blow up. So we're in this ditch smoking and drinking for a locust. Batty's got his elbow up on it, ashing onto the thing that's full of full propane. There's like 18 propane tanks in there.

And we're all like, we're like, daddy, the thing. I was like, oh, this is dangerous. Let's head over to the gas station. We don't want to go by the pumps. Yeah. Let's head over to the pumps real quick and act over there instead. Oh, my God. That's funny. I forgot about that. I was like, something happened outside there, right? Yeah. A lot of it. Oh, yeah. We were just throwing live drinks. We were drinking four logos. We literally went in.

bought four locos because we're like, they got four locos! Bought four locos and cigarettes, smoked ash on propane tanks. We walked back. Dad had already gone to bed at that point, right? Yeah. That was just dad. It saved us from the cops. He was being responsible. Because we were trying to steal the back door. We were trying to steal. Yeah, we were stealing. We were borrowing it first off as a Mexican. The cops are questioning us. A lot of experience here. Okay.

Dude, Dimmel Rich. Dimmel Rich pulls up sober as a judge and he's like, oh, those are my friends. They were just walking to the store and he talked to them for a minute and they're like, okay, okay. We're like climbing on this. He's like hanging off the fucking bag. Swinging. Put this thing in the ground. The joystick's like, it's not working yet. Where's the keys? Thank God I was only 35 during this. All right.

Yeah. It sounds like I was in high school. I know. I was such a young back then. Just young and irresponsible as a 34-year-old. I can't believe I was doing those things. At 36, though, I'm mature. Imagine telling this story and being like, what age were we? Like 17? Yeah.

Add like another 17 and we're close. Double that. Double that. Two years ago after we shot fully automatic, Michelle goes out of a helicopter. Out of a helicopter. Man, life's fucking weird. It really is. But so to wrap that up in a ball, that was how me and Dave got to know each other. It was kind of love at first sight. I saw the gorgeous flaming beard and I was like, all right, this is a man I can get to know. We lived kind of near each other, so that was helpful.

That's weird. Just let the sound. Stop touching. Just wait for the hatred to flow through him. I wish I knew like a general Palpatine line. Let the hate do it. But he starts floating. He's like, no, stop it, Leo. Just force choking on him. General Palpatine robed in the other room if you want to get it. Like, I do. In the other room.

Just put it on. Just hard cuts to that. How crazy can we go with the visual effects? Can you make me Palpatine right now? I'm not doing any of that. But I will do that. I will do that little segment where you just...

Force choke Maddie. I know you know how to do a thing or two with an Adobe After Effects. I don't want to. If you want to choke me. Yeah, well, I don't want to. You know, we could do that. That's why the guests don't sit next to you. That's right. They don't sit next to me anymore. That's why you're literally surrounded in a ring of salt right now. You fucking flug. Go over there.

Because the guests used to sit next to me then we swapped like we mean we should put down It was very uncomfortable for I think it was maybe it was one of the older Caleb ones like back at Donuts House still really yeah, I remember any of this I

Caleb didn't do one at my house, did he? Yeah, he did. He did the first one there. Oh, really? Yeah. That's funny. What? These are years. It was the unreleased podcast. Oh, that's interesting. We had an episode unreleased. We were very not sober. Too many shots. A lot of mimosas. Yeah. Yeah.

That happens. That happens. Like, fortunately on this one, we're both, we're all pretty put together and handsome and everything looks good. Dude, we are fucking clean cut, clean cut, clean cut. Dude, I got a haircut before I came down here. That only happens once in a while. Yeah. I gotta look good. Yeah. Well, I mean, you're an anomaly. You're an anomaly.

Let's be honest. - Yeah. I shouldn't exist at this point. - Let's be real. - Yeah. - The fact that I'm still alive is mind-boggling. - The reason I love you so much is 'cause you're the dude in the group where everyone hangs out with you and it's like, wow, we feel so much better about ourselves. - Exactly. - It's like, wow.

Like, you asked me about my depression with League of Legends. Like, I am fully happy right now. Hold up, Batty's streaming. Fuck, I feel better. That's in your wallet. That's a picture of Batty. He's like, I'm tired. Not today. Not today forever, sleep. Not today.

Coiled up in the corner, just weeping, like no idea why. And I just pull up my wallet and just like, like a scene from Armageddon where he's like on the moon looking at fucking Liv Tyler, but it's baddie streams in my fucking wallet. And I'm like, I'm going to live to fight another day because look at this sad motherfucker right here. Holy shit. It could be worse. I haven't hit rock bottom yet. I haven't hit rock bottom yet.

I might be in the Marianas Trench, but I'm not in the Molten Corner. God damn it. My dad made so much, like, just tore me apart as a child, like, ruined me. Otherwise, this shit might actually affect me. It's wild. Stop it. Man, I fucked up. I was supposed to be your rock today, and I'm blowing it right now. I'm so easily influenced by this prick on my left here. I'm telling you right now. Like, this dude, like, I came in with the intentions of being your rock, your angel, your Michelangelo. I like he's the victim right now.

This is very Reddit of you. Like, I am the victim. Like, you have fucked me, Eli. I was going to soak your beard in cornstarch and suck it out. Like, I had plans. I had fucking plans. Five minutes next to Eli, and I'm over here tearing you down, bro. This is ridiculous. Fuck you, Eli. It's your turn, all right? No, Eli. It's tough, though, because you're just so handsome. I don't know. It's so good. It's so good.

It's going to be way too hard to fuck. He's just a short fuck. That's all he got. That's it. You have two nose piercings for Christ's sake. That's so easy to make fun of. I have three. God damn it. Holy shit. I was trying to save you. Why did you tell me about the third one? I can't. Why do we spew? I was giving you the benefit

in the doubt. Chuck and Vegas got another one. That's actually a good story. That's a great story. Imagine going into a fucking piercing tattoo shop and like to the nose. They're like, you already got one. I'm like, do it again. One more next to it. Whole punch. Let's go. Shit, I meant the other side. Don't worry. It's all right. We'll do it on the same side. It's fine. No, it's fine.

Oh my god, okay, and superhero powers cuz we made him wait for 54 minutes. Just like you said has it been 54 minutes So this goes quick. That's the hardest part. It's a fucking yeah Wow, if I can just disappears We gotta do one more shot before super everyone good shot. Yeah, Leon clap Do them the solid baby I masturbate a lot so Look at the elbow taught me that

See the difference in sound? Fucking make eye contact with elbows, bro. That's all you do. Alright, so that comes from you. No, you just look at mine. You look at your own elbow? Look at my elbow. You look at mine. I'll look at yours. Ready? Nope. What the fuck? You're like, why is this so loud and powerful? I am 36. I'm just figuring out something about a high five I've never known.

Contact and then miss that's my white power White people handshake Mr. Mr. Leon lush if you were to join a superhero group, okay

Possibly the name of the group is called... Oh, yeah, we gotta do a shot first. Here's your first superpower, booze, drink. I mean, you're Kryptonite. It's a Kryptonite and a superpower, quite frankly. At the same time. That's what alcoholics say. So... Right now it's a superpower. Tomorrow it's a Kryptonite. You join... You awake one day with a superpower. You get picked up by a superhero group called the Offenders.

Don't worry about that. That's later. Where are we headed with this? You have some superheroes in your group that have, say, the ability to fly. Yeah, yes, I can fly. Okay. I have super strength. Super speed. Super speed. We have some others in the group that can go invisible.

can create, we'll say human weapons. Forever sleep. Forever sleep. Yep. Stretchiness. Yeah. Oh, stretchiness was a new one. Stretchiness. That was meat canyons. Yeah. And then the human weapons is another one. What would your superpower be?

So we've already got flight, stretchiness, what was the other one? Strength, speed. Strength, speed. So like everything Superman does. That's off the table. Yep. I would be like Jean Grey, mind control. See, dude, I literally thought about that today. Think of what you can fucking do when you can control people's minds. You can be way more destructive than some pussy ass Superman. I can fucking fly in tights, motherfucker. I can control everybody's mind on the planet. Cody, what's his offset power?

It was a problem. No, go, Cody. Let's hear it. No. We're going to have to come up with this together. So you have your power. In order to use your power.

There's an offset. There's a contingency. Yeah. Nice. While I'm flying, I have to shout racial slurs. So every cop stream. While I'm using my strength, I literally start coming uncontrollably. That's not a negative thing. I'm not trying to do everything. Yeah, but trying to be a superhero, especially 2022. Let me save you, child.

It's not good. Many of the old Leon Lush fans know I did a video in 2017 about a woman who had a disorder where she came 280,000 times a day or 280 to 300 times a day. It's an actual disorder. 280,000? No, that was... That's the fucking 12 year. Okay. I was like, Jesus, fuck. How'd she move? 200 to 300 times a day. That's so many times. It's a legit disorder where she's just constantly coming and I made a video just laughing my fucking ass off

while she's like coming doing menial tasks.

I'm sorry, lady. This is my burden. It must be so terrible. Fuck you. I got absolutely shit on in the comments from people that were like, this is a serious disorder. She can't live her life. And I'm like, cool. Still hilarious. Don't give a shit. If you're literally coming 300 times a day, that's funny. I don't care who you are. I'm sorry your life sucks, but that's hilarious. So that being said, hilarious. Jesus fucking Christ. But also like 20% of that would be pleasurable.

- Slightly inappropriate. - Yeah, but like, you'd be less canceled than known in- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're in 2022. You have Batty on the news. Man saves child and comes on him. - There is no winner. He's hated by so many people. - Iron belt, like there's nothing escaping. It's sealed. - See, that's a good one. - You're like saving the kids still and you're just like,

Yeah, the photos, like, the photos all the news networks have of you just, like...

They're doing this vinegar stroke. And before, they're going back when you just made your first uniform, Batty. Simple solution to this. Let the children die. Save adults. That's all you got to do. There we go. Simple solution. We're really passionate about saving people. Saving kids. Wow. Not just kids. That was weird. Batty's super about saving kids. Daddy loves saving kids. What's your daddy?

I'm using my superpower. I like to pull kids out. I like to take kids out of the system and save them. I can save you. I have a superpower. You might have heard of it. I'm constantly coming.

Eli, what's your downside? Shut the fuck up! Eli, talk! So what's your contingency? I have the speed of light. I can fucking... I just... No control of my bowels, unfortunately, when I do this. This is the brown streak. I am the brown streak. You have the best deal by far. Partially because I have IBS.

In real life? Yeah, oh 100%. If the Indian food's gonna exacerbate that, I would've been mad. Oh 100%, I'm double shitting today. So every time you go speed of light, you shit yourself. Yeah, I show up at the crime scene, I'm like, what's up guys? And they're just covered. I'm like, ignore this. You're covered in shit, this is kind of a... And there's just a line everywhere. It's just the brown lines. I just picture people walking across like, where the fuck...

What the fuck? You would be so hydrated. Shit everywhere. Are you wearing a cape? You could wear a diaper. Oh my god. You could wear an adult diaper and be a great superhero. You would get absolutely eviscerated non-stop by Gen Z. Like,

We need to rework mine, I think. No, fuck you. Yours is not that bad. I sometimes shit my pants from just feeling lazy. Okay, but you shit your pants and it's done. And I want to shit my pants. It's done. Nobody has to know. Sometimes I want to wear diapers. Sometimes I just want to wear like a hole in my pants. That's what I mean. I'm feeling assholey today. Oh, man. The bathroom is 500 feet away. I'd rather shit my pants to get out of this bitch. But again, he's running about 15 feet.

He's running 800 miles. Yeah, but I can do it. Shitting the entire. I can be a dickhead. How many of a diaper you need, sir? Batty, imagine this. The whole time? It's not like one little shit. No. He's the brown streak. Batty, imagine this. That's his name. It's the brown.

Betty, imagine you're streaming. You're having a good time. For me, I would eventually adopt that as a thing of pride. Mine came from Mexican heritage. I can drop a fucking fat shit for 800 miles. That's something you could flip the script and be like, this is something to be proud of. Because nobody else can do that. I could fuck with my friends. He's in the midst and he's just like...

Just fucking splattered. Imagine how much you could do. Put a treadmill on 20 MPH and just shit nonstop for like a day on that treadmill. You could line people up. I'm sure like if you're famous for being a superhero, you could line up girls that would want to get you shit in their face. Like you could do all types. You can, you can, you're the best. You are, you're,

You're a hype man. I don't like it. Listen, I've been down enough internet rabbit holes to know that there's a lot of business in the scat party. Okay. There's so much to be done there. Do my, you guys are, you're creepy. You're fucked. You're obviously scat man, right? Like there's no other way.

That's the other part it has to play everywhere I run. So I'm a scatman. The other thing is your asshole constantly plays funk music. So you're shitting not with fart sounds but with fucking 70s funk. That's the best because you're the scatman.

That's money dude, see this is good. You guys didn't think this through. You've got the wife right here. You're fucked, you're fucked. But what is my contingency? Like oh, I can control mine but like... You have to make someone do something terrible before you can control mine. That's what we gotta think. We gotta refine this one. I fucking occasionally make my wife sleep with me so... Marriage! Yeah.

That's his down part? In marriage. Oh, no. Hey, hey. I'm fucking teasing. It would be so... Wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay. We go into marriage. You would be so fucking lucky to get these fucking 18-inch... Okay. Pythons. We go into marriage. I'm very self-conscious. He can control anybody's mind, right? But before he can use his power, his wife gets to control his mind. Hold on. Mind. Ooh.

Like you lose control of what you're doing to somebody else. - No, his wife gets to read his mind at any given moment. - Oh my God. - Oh Jesus. - And yes sir, you are married.

He's like, I don't like the superpower anymore. The superpower is very terrible now, and I do not like this option. You can control any motherfucker you want. Your wife. But not your wife. You can't control your wife. That is very... Hey, sweetheart, if you're watching this, you know I love you. You're my girl, okay? You're my ride or die. That's what I'm about to say.

just earmuffs baby hit that mute button you don't need to have this in your brain

No, I'm kidding. I mean, that would be... Problematic. You're about to turn into a politician so fast. I feel like... I think that she would understand. The reason I love my wife is she understands the male brain to a lot of extents, right? When you start with, the reason I love my wife. And you're talking...

with your hands this entire podcast and now you're pulling these guys out. Why are you speaking so much, man? Leave it to Dave to turn the heat up. I'm trying to have a nice time. I'm trying to enjoy myself. He's like, let's crank the heat to nothing and ask him about his fucking wife. Wow, what a plan. Yeah, fucking Dave. I don't care. No matter what happens in my marriage. Why was that his

Offset, Dave. It's not going to be as disgusting as your fucking beard. I saw the moment. Stab. Sniper saw the heart. Stab. All right, so let me get this straight. So, like, I can control people's minds. Everything. But the contingency is that my wife can read my mind at any time. Yep. Even while you're sleeping. That's why. I just like that pause. And then, like, the sweat. It's just one sweat that beat it up. It was like.

Yeah, okay. I'm cool with it. I think she'd adapt. I think she would. I think she would. She'd adapt. Babe, I'm a superhero first and foremost. Well, what about Catherine? Who the fuck is that? Second, I'm a superhero. She could read my mind, and then I could counteract that by leaving hers. You can't do anything with hers. No, you were just so lewd. Make it almost mandatory now! Oh, man! Even this convenience for me is off the table! Damn it!

Oh yeah, you control my eyes but not your eyes. Hold on, real quick, real quick. Not your significant others. So when she divorces, your next one has the exact same power. It's like, I love you, shit. That's

That's the contingency. I will say this, okay? To get to the core of the thing, like, my wife is a fucking badass and the reason I love her so much is because, like, there's an understanding, right? And we have a list. Like, if Tom Brady ever came into a restaurant... God, you can have sex with him. I would fucking tell you to go over there and fuck him in...

Oh, I thought you were going to. Well, I would too. If it was a three-way, that's ideal. But if Tom's not into dudes, I'd let her do it. Like, we have the list. Like, I appreciate... I just pictured... I appreciate... I picture you asking for a three-way and your wife's in the corner like, this is not how a three-way works, Leon. You're like, shut up! Shut up! Me, Tom, and Ron are crap. That's what I've been talking about all the time.

78-year-old wrinkly dick. Like, that's what I want in my life. I can control his mind, so I'm going to... Yeah. What I'm saying is, this is a difficult question. I feel like I'm trying to get at it. Yeah, that's tough. I think that I would allow it, but it would be... I think we'd eventually be able to come to terms. Like, there's no... Like, any girl worth her salt... I will say this. Any fucking girl...

Worth her salt. Okay, and I'm speaking to the general community right now and maybe I don't want to be too aggressive Understands to an extent like maybe 35% of how the male brain works And that's all they need to know because the other 65% not good is dark. It's not good You don't want to go there gross As long as you understand 35% you get the gist so it's like oh my husband like that is some weird fucked up shit that is going through your mind right now, but like

You're a dude. And like, okay, I get it. That's fine. But as long as you come back to home base and you're like, I'm just a guy. And like, these are natural primal instincts. And like, this is how I feel. I appreciate like sexuality all over the place. Guys, girls. You have a list, right? I appreciate handsome men. Like you guys know, you guys talk about cum every day in this podcast, right? Yeah. Every day. I appreciate fantastically handsome, good looking men, which is the only reason I came to this podcast, quite frankly. Right? Yeah.

With the exception. He touched you! He literally touched you! Sir, you have a list. You said you had a list, right? There's a list of predetermined individuals. I have a list! Answer the question, yes or no! Of predetermined individuals? Yes.

Yeah. And you have mind control powers. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No further questions. Fucking Dave, am I right? It's fucking Dave. I'm trying to have a good time here. Dave's over here just crying in my gears. Play this game with me. Let's go. I just picture you and your wife watching the Super Bowl. Yeah.

And then she's just reading your mind. It's like, man, I'd fuck him. And she's like, what the fuck? Tom Brown would suck the fucking cum out of his balls right now. And she's like, excuse me? And you're like, huh? What was that? The game. You remember I can read your mind because of the superpower thing. Fuck, I forgot about that. Damn it. Yeah. Wow. I wish I was his son. Daddy? What I would do to get a kiss on the lips from that man.

That's not a kiss, daddy. That's like what he's known for outside of New England, right? He's just kissing his son. Oh, 100%. Yeah, makes sense. That's our guest next week. We're like, Dallas, Dallas Cowboys? That man kisses his kids on the lips. Fuck that, dude. That's all we got. He's like,

Can't get into the playoffs, but you know what? At least we don't kiss our kids off the lips. I like that. Listen, you got to work with what you got. Your kids? Work with what you got? That's the worst transition. No, I think I got it. He's like, Dallas, we got to work.

Okay, no, let me explain. And then we just cut it right there. Just gotta work with what you got. Your kids, it's like... You've been brainwashed. What I meant to say is that Dallas football program has been so fucking dog shit for the last decade, you have to work with what you got, which means I have to fucking shit on Tom Brady, the most winningest quarterback Hall of Famer of all time, because he kissed his kid on the lips, which, where I'm from in New England...

Like, up to age 37, that's how old I am. I like, Jonah's gonna slowly lean in on that one. He's like, we all, Batty's head should've got it. It should be a tight on Leon's. All our faces just lean in where this guy is. Up to the age of... That's when I just pull the man inside. Do you play Roblox? I don't play it, but I do log on to find cute kids I could fuck.

That's why people play Roblox, right? I can't imagine there's any other reason that an adult would play that game. No further questions, you're over. If you're over 14 and you even log into Roblox once, you are a pedophile. There's no other solution to that problem, yeah. I mean, weirdly enough, and I know we've talked about this, like, that is a real problem. Like, there are predators all over Roblox. That's what they do. Yeah. Yes. Nah, she's not a predator. We need to reframe this verbiage. She's a police officer.

She catches the threat. We need to rephrase the verbiage. Mmm. Fucking predator's rope. Cody's sister. It's like, love you sister's rope, right? Yeah. Roblox is a big problem with pedophiles. I feel like Fortnite, I mean, any, there's a lot of games that capture attention from a younger children demographic and it, like, the thing is, like, we're never gonna, you can, I don't know, like,

I've had to come to terms with the fact that you constantly are reading stories of just the most fucked up shit. And it's like, oh, you can fight against it. Your sister does an incredible job. And all you can do is kind of like swim against the tide and try to do your best to like fucking...

expunge some of these, whatever, predators, people that are doing bad things. But like the reality is we just live in a world of really fucking broken, fucked up people. And like, we're just, it's always going to be like that. And no matter how many iterations from like the 1900s when it was like horse and carriage versus like now with the internet, which has exacerbated like that piece of it, there's, it's just never going to go away. But it's at an all time low now, which is the best part. Is it really? Yeah. So, uh, so one thing I love to say is crimes and,

Like shooting, any kind of crime, we're at an all-time low period. Other than epidemic, we had the largest crime increase since the 90s. But even a lot of stuff, even school shootings. School shootings, for a good example, 90s when we were in school was the highest time for school shootings. By double of late 2000s, 2010 to 2020, we were at a time where we were at a double to triple rate in the 90s.

media is the one thing that did a change on that so they had um who was it something fox jeff fox he did he's an npr sure uh host and he he did a breakdown and he's like holy shit we were super wrong on what we thought was going on right now actually statistically speaking we are an all-time safe it's

school shootings, everything going down. Pedophilia, all that shit is at an all-time low right now because they've had a lot. It's a fucking statistical breakdown. It's fucking very good to read. But when you read it, you're like,

Oh, I didn't even know any of this because what you're fed is like, it's the most dangerous time right now. It's fucking terrible. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. There's, there's a lot to unpack if you actually went down that rabbit hole. But I think a lot of it comes from like, these things have always existed. Right. And it wasn't until the last 15 to 20 years where we could get fed breaking cases of this shit happening constantly and in the feeds that we're addicted to algorithmically. And we get to a point as a society, right? We,

We get to the point as a society, and this is the part that I think about a lot, right? We live in a world where 90% of what we consume is being decided for us by AI, right? So where we spend our time and like there's a lot of implications about that. I even think about that little fucking thing right there. The AI...

Go on. You know, like, what are we going to react to? Like, so you're scrolling shit like, oh, Betty fucking had a piano recital. That's cute. Fucking Johnny had a home run. That's nice. Here's a pedophile. I'm pissed. I'm going to fucking write a 15 page essay. And the response is, so now all of a sudden the algorithm thinks this is the stuff you like to interact with. So it's all they start feeding you. And this happens in a global scale constantly all of the time. So you are consistently being fed shit that,

is engineered to create a visceral reaction out of you. To get clicks. To get clicks, and it makes the people money. It makes the overlords the money, right? The media, the fucking tech billionaires in Silicon Valley, whatever it might be. So there's this weird dynamic of like, okay, in the last 10 to 15 years, school shootings, pedophilia, like all these things, they're much more widely reported and adopted now

adopted is not the right word, widely reported and talked about because it makes people a lot of fucking money. But this shit has been happening forever. Like, and so like this idea that like, oh, it's, it's a problem now worse than it's ever been. No motherfucker. It's just being talked about more than it's ever been because it's making people a lot of fucking money to talk about it. Right. And,

So it might be down because it's being put into the spotlight. Whereas for a hundred years in the 1900s or the early 2000s, like this shit was happening constantly, but we didn't have fucking cell phones. So now like, at least they have to be a little careful. Now we have YouTube channels dedicated to catching sexual predators, like that are actually legitimate. There's also people doing it. Oh yeah. That's a fucking annoying and they're, they're, they're faking it, whatever. But there's like, it's a different dynamic now where,

where it's a double-edged sword where it's like it's being talked about and seen a lot more because of the free flow of information. And so it makes us feel like viscerally that this is a problem that is overarching and something we have to deal with right now because it's just this huge thing.

But it might be on the decline versus what it was before behind closed doors. So there's like this weird. Every like a good example is the NPR breakdown was every hundred thousand they broke down in 92 was the highest peak in school shootings. And you are out of point two four out of one hundred thousand percent.

In 2010, we were at a .08. And then we spiked in 2017 or 18 with a .12. So not even near that percentage of .22 in the 92s. And you're like, holy shit. But, and thankfully NPR did it. Thankfully, I was like so happy NPR broke it down because that way you're like, it's NPR. Everyone's like, yo, you guys are pretty like,

Trying to lock this right now. Yeah, and then everyone's like, oh, fuck. Oh, I didn't. See, there's a piece of information, but that's what they're dealing with. But the flip side is the AI. I didn't even think about that. The AI learning, hey, what these individuals like and how they push that because it's terrifying. Let me ask you this because I think about this a lot. I grew up in the 90s. I'm an avid music fan, consumer. And a lot of my life as I was younger,

I took pride in my music curation, right? Of course. I loved good music. I would make playlists. Like, I always was the guy that, like, wanted to play cool music for people at parties. Oh, my God. Old school playlists were, like, whether you were cool or not. I was going to CD. Like, you can burn CDs, give them to your friends. Like, pop this shit in your fucking Oldsmobile cut list 1993. Like, you're going to love this shit. My Delta 88? Bro, there's some bangers on here. Don't play this game.

I'm going back. But listen, we're in the era now where everything is decided for us. Everything. I no longer curate my own music because all I have to do is type in, like last night, Wiz Khalifa, Spotify. Or an artist you like, I'm just going to say it and it's going to feed it to me. They're going to give me what they think that I want based on that artist that I like. And that is permeating so many avenues of our life, whether it's music...

Twitter, YouTube, Facebook, everything we do is content being delivered to us based on what some algorithm thinks we're going to enjoy to keep us there the longest. And it's terrifying if you really break it down and nobody really steps... A lot of people are not self-aware enough to be like,

This is the world now. We're not choosing what we want to consume. It is being given to us to consume, right? Which, when you think about it, that's how humans won at the end of the day. What makes it more simplistic? What feeds it? What is the easiest pipeline for us? Sure. Think of it like... Batty, do you want to fucking go...

Plant corn water it have the Sun fucking beam on it raise it and then Fucking tear off the husk or do you want to go to a store buy it or even better? Do you want to go on to uber eats in just order? Oh

And you're like, holy shit, this is all I fucking... Do I want to find a God Girl brand or do I want to sit on TikTok for 20 minutes? And look at asses. And look at all of them. There are so many implications to what I'm saying, and I think that we all feel it, right? We're all a part of it. We all spend a lot of time on social media. And I think that the only thing we can do, right, as people that are part of it, is be self-aware that this is happening and try to at least understand when I'm being fed this shit...

from an algorithm or like I'm constantly seeing the same thing over and over. And it's like, let's at least take a step back, digest it and be like, all right,

How much of this is like something I wanted to see or do your own research? Yeah. D you know, D or right. Holy shit. But nobody does. And this is the thing, like humans, we're at fault because we're so fucking lazy collectively. And I'm not, I'm not excited. It's like, if I didn't have to get off my couch for 24 hours a day, I wouldn't, but I occasionally have to wipe my ass. And I'm as guilty as anybody else. But like,

Dude, we live in a fucking weird, like, Matrix world where, like, if you, like...

It's given to us. You could make a movie about how humanity is shifting towards this like fat, happy, like line on the couch. We're literally going to WALL-E. Like a visual laser beam of TikTok just like infesting our mind with this innocuous shit that is so fucking useless. It's a brain worm. Thank you. And it's fucking shaping our youth. It's shaping adults. Like it is changing the way people live and behave and behave.

consume. It's crazy. And I love it. It is chaos. It is absolute fucking chaos. I told the guys about the AI because Corridor does. I've done deepfakes, so I know how that AI works. It's absolutely fucking terrifying. And now the voice...

- There's a voice deep fake. - Dude, because we have a single podcast of you, I can now deep fake you with the sliding and then use your old-- - Yeah, so you have like good shots of someone, you can do it in a fucking longer time. - Yeah, and the algorithm-- - But audio now too. It's not just your face, it's your audio. - It knows your cadence on how you talk.

It learns every little thing. Even, I will say- - Just put me in the dirt, dude. You don't even need me. - Bro. - Just write an algorithm to re-create me. - We have our fourth guest, it's Leo. - I'm not even sure my wife would notice, yeah. - Dude, it is so terrifying 'cause I was showing the guys at BRCC, I was like, "Watch what this algorithm does." And I was like, "Okay, here's a picture of an entire crowd of people." I was like, "'Cause I memorized a certain specific person's face for a video."

I was like, okay watch it's like here's a crowd of people I hit AI and it was like this and then it cancelled everyone out of 200 people and this is like honing on them Yeah, and they knew and they got every frame and it cancelled everyone else out and you're like oh and then corridors video they just did there they did Jake one of their fucking owners video and

But all they did was just like, okay, AI, learn Jake's voice. And then what they did was bring in the employees like, hey, Jake has a new video for why he's moving back to LA. They typed out what they wanted Jake to say. And the crew was like, oh, what? Jake's moving back? Why is Jake saying this stuff? This is not... But they thought it was him. Yeah, because his inflection, every little thing was fucking Jake. Other than... And Jake was on the car. He was like...

At the end, he was like, waiting for a reaction. He's like, I didn't do any of this. What the fuck? How did you get my voice this good? And they're like, oh, the AI learned it. I kind of want to do that with us. Just the... Oh, bro. Could you, like, all three of us? We're going to make a podcast where just donuts. We're in inning one of this shit, too. That's what's terrifying. We're in inning one. I can make fucking donut superpower come to life. Well, his offset.

It is absolutely terrifying to think where we have come to. This is at a point where we can make somebody look like they're saying anything.

We can make somebody sound like they're saying anything. Yeah. And there's no way to refute it. Like, you're like, fuck, that's me. So I did an actual entire video on... There's a deep Tom Cruise TikTok channel. Oh, my God. It's fucking rude. Yeah. So that's part of... Corridor did that. Corridor did the initial point of that. Of that. Yeah. So they got, like, a Tom Cruise lookalike actor. And then they deep faked his face. The face, the voice. And, dude, I mean, it is...

if you weren't, if you like, even if you are adept at like technology and how things work, it's very convincing. Like I went into it knowing what I was getting into. And it was still confusing. And I'm like, nah, that's probably Tom Cruise. Yeah, that probably is. Yeah. And then you're like, every Facebook retard is going to think this is Tom Cruise. Like, let's be honest. Like,

I knew going into it as someone who feels pretty technologically adept, right? I know what's going on in the world and I know what this fucking account is. It's a deepfake and I watched it and I was like, maybe that's really Tom. Maybe that's really Tom. So you put that shit on Facebook for the fucking boomers? There's going to be 100,000 comments like you could have them say anything you want. Oh yeah.

age 40 to 70 is about to come down on us. Weaponized social media is fucking obscene. And it's like, we've seen it in the last five years with like political campaigns, like everything, like anti-police shit, like everything you want to do. Like we live in a, we're in the, like we are in the, like the land of memetic wars, right? Where like everything comes down to storylines, narratives, like how badly can you convince someone that something is true? If you can convince the majority, you win.

Doesn't matter if it's or not. It's the infancy of that, too. And we're, like I said, aning wani. Aning wani. It's the fucking, like, what's gonna happen next week? Dude, 10 years from now is so terrifying. Yeah, I know. If you think in 10 years, we are fucked.

My name is Dave. Hi. I hate Mexicans. Let me flip the script a little bit because like part of me... Oh, Jesus Christ. I thought he was doing... You fucking fat prick. I've lost so much weight! God damn it, you like literally right by my eyeballs weep right now. You're so disgusting to look at. I can't even fucking handle it. I've lost 45 pounds. Congratulations, you fucking fat cunt.

Get another 50 to go, you absolute fucking beast. You look like a fucking boss of elderings. Congrats, Margaret. Where's your dragon arm, you fucking freak? I'm not here!

How many 20s are to die you hiding under your shirt, you fucking frumpy cunt? You pee-pee-poo-poo man. You shut your horn out. You shut your horn out. He touched me. No! Love me again. Remember when we were best friends? Remember when I lived with you? Remember when you wouldn't let my son in your house? We were crazy! I was getting the best blowjob of my life. I can't believe it.

I know you're listening. You think like me touching you is like a fuel for me to hate him is going to translate on the camera? Oh, 100%. It's going to be so good. It's fucking. And then you just start yelling at her. Lost track of what I'm saying. Wait, touch me. Fuck you.

We don't need forever sleep, Matty. I know I'm going to regret this tomorrow. You're so beautiful. Don't record that. It's going to fuck the air. Cut that out. Shut the fuck up. I need this. Very handsome. Let's see some Indian food. Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's do it.

Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast. Of course, as always, we have Eli Doubletap, Donut Operator, I'm Batty Streams, and of course, our special guest, Leon Lush. Leon, plug yourself. Where can the people find you, you beautiful son of a bitch? God, you're tall, you're handsome. I just got. Yeah, you're a short shot. YouTube.com slash Leon Lush. That's where I do most of my shit, and I stream sometimes on Twitch.tv slash Leon Lush. Same thing. That was easy. I'm so proud of you. Thank you. Cool.

We love you all! Fuck you, bitches! Thanks for watching. Wow. Okay. You fucking cut shits with that motherfucker right there. Dude, girl. Nice. You must drop fat shits with that thing, man. That's a lot of poop in that butthole. Oh my god. That's the end. That's the end credit scene right there. That's it.