45 - Elden Ring Sauce
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I just love last week's podcast Brandon - was back and all the Fuck you Eli

Like man you're right when baddies around Cody doesn't say Why does he hate? Don't want to talk Internally hatred for baddies like this motherfuckers still back. Oh

Was it the Vietnam flashbacks I was having it's like thoughts of killing baddie this episode's called baddie We can't talk about self forever sleep We can't okay does not like that luck just put a giant bleep on that exact moment and we're good there They like that about as much as that country that's being attacked and the gingivitis wait I thought I thought they'd encourage the country that's being attacked. I

Dude, they're being weird with the algorithm. Really? Even if we're like, whoa, f***. Brandon1 was telling me about how the algorithm is messing with us. The Brandon. The Brandon. Was telling me about how the algorithm is messing with us. Unsubscribe Brandon said. That's his new first name. Unsubscribe Brandon. Unsubscribe Brandon. BrandonStreams told me.

No, anytime. He said since he's been putting the country that starts with U and ends in crane into his tags and stuff, it's been like a little bit lower than his other thing. We'll call it crane from Mortal Ninja Turtles. Ginger Vita is still saying. Ginger Vita is perfect. And we'll call it 22. We can just call it World War 3. And grape. And graping. What do we call the country attacking the cranes?

Vodka? Vodka. Vodka's attacking. Oh, God. Vodka's attacking crane. Vodka's graping crane right now. Vodka's attacking our liver. Crane's fucking them Ninja Turtles. Crane and liver? Yeah.

This is a perfect fucking analogy to my body right now. The vodka's attacking my liver, and it's not going well. Dude, Crane's fucking up those vodkas right now. He's fucking at the bar just yeg-bombing it over. Crane's just like, oh, bitches. The turtles are having a blast. God, we're going to get killed.

Now we won't. We're on episode... Oh, if we haven't yet. Demo said he's going to be on episode 50. Oh, Demo's coming. What are we on right now? 45? 45? This is 45? Nice. Put in whatever actual number we're on. Let it flash real quick. Because this is...

When demo was on the first time that's our most watched podcast we had oh yeah 150k 450,000 more now 460 people are still watching us yeah, yeah, he doesn't know and he never will again After 50 with the game we've created for it Never be back Anime Pokemon

Oh man, both. Both. This is going to be a sex-fueled fever dream. I don't want to scare Caracurl. No, but we just need him for that one more. He likes it. Our podcast is like his inner fucking devil on his shoulder. He's like, no, I can't do it, but I love it so much. So much. Yeah, I'd fuck Pikachu. Okay. Zap my balls, baby. We're the friends. You know when you were younger and your mom's always like, don't hang out with those kids?

We're those kids for Matt. Basically. And his wife's like, oh, for Matt. That's it. Yeah. Just for Matt. Not a hundred other people ever. Everyone who knows us. Yeah. No parent's going to walk in on a kid listening to the podcast and be like, mom, it's okay. They're really cool guys. Come. Grape and Pikachu. And you're like.

No, you're never allowed to listen to those guys. They said, it's okay if we come in a box and put it in a drawer. It's cool. It's called a cum box, mom. All the cool kids are doing it. Have you never heard of one? It grows mold. They showed me this thing called 4chan. A guy stuck his dick in a skull. Yeah. Have you ever heard of the two dick guy? It's crazy, mom. Look here. Dude, that was a fucking trip. There's two of them now. There's...

Wait, there's two? Two double dick dudes. This is some fucking Star Wars rule of two shit. Yeah, fucking. 16 dicks. What's his name? Fucking, yeah, fucking Darth Maul. Does he have like. Well, I mean, he doesn't have a lower half anymore. He's a robot, so he could have as many dicks as he wants. Well, I'm calling double dick Darth Maul because he has a dual saber. Sidious is the original double dick dude? No, he has a dual saber.

I just imagine since his lightsabers like this is like there's a dick pointing backwards or one hides. He's like, it comes out. It just goes out of his stomach. It's like, what is in this attack?

Which one he ruins everything He's got two of them. Oh, yeah guys if you haven't seen me canyons at Ed and Eddie's got two of them go

Go watch that. It's awful. I love it. We need him back on the goddamn show. We need him on the show. We've never had him on the show. Have you asked him? I need to fucking text him right now. Right now. Like, meet Canyon. All right. Listen here. Hunter, we're texting you right now on the show. He doesn't watch this. I know he doesn't. Meet Papa. Beautiful boy. Beautiful boy Papa meet.

Loved your Elder Scrolls, your Elden Ring cartoon. Stop it. I hate it. Okay. Text him. Put it in my slit. My slit needs lubricated. I need to rub my... Oh, it was his nib. Oh, I need to rub my nib to moisture it. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaking of Elden Rings, you've been playing and Donut, well, first off, Donut fucking texted me wrong. He was like, hey, bro, fucking played Elder Scrolls for seven hours. I was like, that's cool, man. I don't care. I was so confused.

I was so confused, I was like why is Donut a meat? I was like, I know he really likes Elden Soul or whatever it's called. I played Skyrim and it was awesome! I was like, oh man. It hasn't been out for 12 years or anything. Huge Skyrim. There's 8 versions of it already like chill. What I was really playing was Elden Ring and I played it the f- I was just, I got my controller working and I was gonna get on for like an hour maybe if I enjoyed it and I looked up and it was 5am and I played it for 7 hours. Dude it's so good! The exploration! It's good. Yeah.

Batty okay hold on okay wait wait first before you fuck this up before you fucking shit on this parade Brandon - What did you like like it's the open world like you get a the Lord the world - I don't know a fucking single name in that game Ghosty hot bitch I don't know who she is but fuck Oh, what if her and my champ had a had a baby dude she was

written by George RR Martin all I know is she had the perfect number of arms all four of them they could hold each other's hands and forearms or he could just grape her like he does Pikachu whatever I enjoy the characters in the game and yes the massive exploration like the fucking world is huge and there's these crazy monsters everywhere

Like that, dude, the design on the monsters is so cool. Dude, like the fucking, like when they're pulling the crates or, and I just like they put random bosses. You run up to a guy and you're like, oh, I'm going to fuck this. You're like, oh no. Caleb the Forsaken has like a broach and you're like, oh no, he's stronger.

And you're like, why do these come out of nowhere? But you want to explore the map. Like you actually can. That's the cool thing about it. You get your horse and nothing can hit you. You can just run around the entire world and check out everything. When you start the game, there's no restricting areas. It's not like you can't go here because you're not that far in the story. That game don't give a fuck. It's like, yeah, if you, I mean, go for it. Go for it. Do it.

And the cool thing is you can just pick up badass items off the ground. Yeah, Donut, can't you? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got that sword. How did you start Elden Rings? What did you do? I did a three-hour YouTube guide on getting one of the most powerful swords in the game. So I'm level five with this fucking monster of a sword just killing everyone. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I still, like...

Some bosses one shot me. And then Caleb, he's a level 150 and boss is still one tap. Is there a level cap? No, because you can go to New Game Plus, which you keep. Fuck New Game Plus and everything. What is New Game Plus? Start over. It's the hard. No, it's the hard version. Yeah, you start over and everything's harder.

It's New Game Plus. It's like The Witcher has New Game Plus. But it's like a giant scale in hardness. On Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, that's always been the line it is. It's not like this is a little tougher. It's like you're going to get fucking graped now. I remember when Demon's Souls, the first time I was like, oh, I'll do New Game Plus. Because you get to keep your level, if I remember right. So you go in the New Game, you're like, I'm a fucking pet. And you're like...

Like a normal enemy. Skyrim meets fucking giant. You just go flying. The best glitch in video game history. And you die immediately. But it's game so fucking good. Batty, what's wrong with it? So. Piece of shit. I'm going to say a couple good things about Eldoran because there are some very good things about that game. First of all, the exploration, the world itself is fucking awesome. It's beautiful and I love it.

I love the difficulty of the game. I love how the controls, everything works. I don't like the camera work a little bit. The camera work bugs me sometimes when I'm trying to auto log versus not. Yeah. It's just sometimes you lose, you just lose who you're locked to. And you're like, I'm fucked. Cause you have to like rotate your camera, the joy, whatever. That's fine. I can get over that.

My issue with Elden Rings and every FromSoftware game since they were made is I fucking hate the aesthetics of the game. I hate that gothic horror vibe. I hate it. I absolutely fucking hate it. I hate that every human is 14 feet tall, long spindly necks, dumb arms. Like I have an idea in my head of what a fantasy, whatever RPG should be.

In my head I have it and it's like Dragon Age Skyrim any of the Elder Scrolls games D&D D&D like that's what I have in my head when I play these games I Fucking hate how dark they are. I don't like it It's pretty done some of the enemies are cool as fuck looking without a doubt like I fought a random troll dude the other day like just those big 14-foot like shadows of Colossus style I beat it without getting hit it was the craziest fucking I was so hyped it was cool as fuck but I

The normal NPCs and characters I fucking hate and I can't get immersed in it. And if I can't get immersed in a game, I hate it. The humans. They're stupid. The normal humans. There's like three normal humans I saw and everything else is awful. There's only like three normal humans. There's like this one chick in a shack. She's like, oh, everybody's dead. I'm all alone. Then you leave her. Dude, the voice acting is so good in it too. I have no issue with that. That's great. I just, I cannot get immersed in a game and I need to be able to get immersed in a game to play it for an ungodly amount of hours. What are they called? The Forsaken?

a forsaken tarnished but the tawny i don't know any of the characters names in that game i don't understand i need the lord completely honest as i talked yesterday i was with when i was playing i was like i don't know a single name in this game it's like the i don't i don't and when you get a quest in that game it is very hard it's like everquest back in the day well they say that statement once and there's no quest log it's like go take it to edward the forsaken and he will give you something

You better remember that shit. Talk again and you're like, hey, what'd you say? He's like, fuck off. And you're like... It's like three dots. Is there a map or an indicator? Can I get a clip real quick, chat? I need a clip because I'm only playing it live. And that's all I do. And I have them backseat. They're like, are you good with backseat gaming? I'm like... Bro, I am...

- Backseat. - Bend me over, ride my back, let's go. - Yeah, I am not complaining about any advice any of you get. They're like, "Just do this, just do this." I will say Twitch community, love you. Everyone, y'all so fucking the worst direction givers I have ever fucking met in my life. You guys are trash at it. You've never been in the military 'cause they're like-- - There's a delay. - There's a delay and they're still, I'm like, "Where in the map do I go?"

Fucking go south north. You're on a mountain. Now I literally put it in the middle. I'm like, do I go up, down, left or right? And they're like, right. And they're still like, I'm like, fuck you all. Where do I go? And then I move it. I'm like, OK, am I close? And they're like, yeah, but no. I'm like.

Guys, where the fuck, where's this boss? Could you just be better at the game? I tried, dude, now I just, I googled a map. I just googled the map, I'm like, here, okay, we're close. Oh, me can't use text back. Nice. What'd he say? Sorry I missed your text back. You good? Oh, he's so sweet. How you doing, beautiful? Cody says hi. Cody says hi. Yeah, who doesn't flirt with me? Batty also says hi.

Yeah, I flirted for both of you. Thank you for flirting for me. Like, going to a fucking boss battle, they warn you? Like, I'm like walking up and then I'm like, is there a boss here? Is there a boss? And they're like, you should be good. I'm like, something's not right. I hear the music changing. The music's very, there's a lot of bass. That's never good in video games. There's two save points right here.

My chest shows real quick. We'll touch that grace right now. You're saying this is a clear hallway though, or they'll teleport me. They don't warn me. Like I'm walking down to a bot. Have you hit the teleport boxes? Yeah. Oh, there's treasure boxes that teleport you to places you cannot teleport out of.

And if you're low level, you get smacked. Oh, they put you in a dungeon and you have to leave. You have to run and escape the dungeon. Dungeons were fun. Are you talking about the one at the Dragonfire Ruins? One of them. That's one of them. Where you go down and there's all the rats and then you open it up and it's like, where the fuck am I at? Oh, yeah. They place you and then when you die there, like Batty, you cannot teleport out of those dungeons. You have to escape and get on top of the world or get out of it in order to teleport. Yeah. Yeah. They don't.

Like my child was like, oh, we tried to warn you. I was like, how about when I'm fucking walking up to this fucking dungeon in general? Not even before I hit the staircase. You'd be like, Eli, hey, there's a teleport. Don't open the treasure chest. We tried to warn you. I was like, literally when I'm like this.

And I'm looking at the treasure, that's what it's like, "Don't do that!" I'm like, "Is that scene from like Willy Wonka?" "No, please, stop." Fuck you all! I'm so good, though. You having fun? Oh, I'm having a lot of fun. I'm still- I played it last night on stream for a couple hours. I'm probably gonna play it again.

But like I did I probably did like two and a half three hours I think and you're doing a full caster class right yeah I don't know what the fuck I just picked I every time I play video game I played a wizard a mage caster it's why I got the wizard tattoo for the like I love spellcasting video games and so I was like fuck it I'll just pick an acolyte which is great apparently that I did that because they're op as fuck granted I don't know how to get spells or how to do anything told you.

I also learned you can't survive on just magic. I tried that for far too long. You need to use a sword still. You might. Maybe I do. Maybe I'm dumb. Watch the guide on creating an OP mage. I don't want to watch it. It only takes you like an hour to get all the best spells. Because it does recast. So you're doing like damage. Like if I remember, you send it back to...

You get some like tilted right now dude. There's like I was like the magic magic missile magic missile magic I'm out of spells chug a potion get smacked. Oh, I'm dying hitting my sword twice cuz I need stamina magic missile magic missile now I'm dead. There's like the flame one. He's like stab yourself which causes you to cast a catch on fire with another magic So you literally commit seppuku, which is the magical?

Senpuku? Sudoku. Yeah, Sudoku. Yeah, you commit Sudoku. You carve the numbers in your chest. And you just, because of that with the magic, it just makes you on fire. You just run and like graze the enemies with your body and it just murders. You turn into a stuntman. Yeah, there's a build where you just run around bosses and they die. You don't even have to hit them.

There's so many crazy. Have you seen the chainsaw weapon? I saw Lupo using it earlier today. It just spins. You go like, and you just walk around. You literally kickstart it off the ground. It's like a spinning blade. You just stand next to people as they run at you. It just chainsaws. That's so cool.

I saw that one build. People are finding the craziest fucking build. There's a certain shield where if you take magic damage, it shoots this really powerful laser beam out. This guy got that. A duke and shield. He got a spell that sets himself on fire and procs like this.

And so as long as he has the shield out and he casts himself on fire, the shield is like, choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo, and just fucking mowing down everyone. Dude, the sky's the limit with builds. People are finding out. Yesterday, my chat was like, hey, stack these two together with a...

the gut sword because I'm doing guts, but obviously what's the what's the gut sword and build for everybody who's it is the colossal weapon, which is like fucking slow, sweet goddamn giant shit with that, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Gigantic sword from the anime Berserk. Yeah, from Berserk. And it is because you can stop.

Bosses and everything I can stun lock like most mobs one hit they just fall over and they're like fuck they get back up and I hit him again like fuck I just hit him again like fuck yeah I'm like I'll just kill him really slowly but

Fuck, what are the two things I just equipped? You get a, you scream. It's a war cry. So it's an ashes of war. Oh, I have a couple of those. I don't know what the fuck they do. They stack with weapons and stuff and give you new magic spells and ability. Dude, the game is so crazy. So like you scream, I'm like, and then I have a charge up or attack a scream. Yeah. And then I charge up our attack and guts. My guy literally runs with the big sword like guts.

He just talked about it and then he does a powerful hit and it does right now a thousand damage I can one shot a lot. Hmm. I don't know what damage You know those big dudes the big-ass boss is carrying the have you seen those big chain do the biggest guys? I've seen her like some trolls that have swords that wander on near the starting area, but they're like really like big ass mole I can one-shot those guys now the guy that jumped off the mountain

Yeah, I saw you playing and you're like that guy's gonna jump on me isn't he at the gate at the front gate? I didn't see your horse. I'm like I just walked in there and that dude was right on my head I didn't pass that dude as fast as I could yeah the new build That's what they were like no that's supposed to you can apparently like one two shot bosses with this bill I was like I don't know it's really slow cuz my guys like and he just

Glowing red and it just swings one time. I was like, I don't know about this. And then I started doing it. Everyone just dies. I'm like one hit. It's like, Oh sweet. I can just keep recharging this and swinging for the fences. Really fucking cool build. Okay. This is what me and Sav and everyone. I wanted to surprise her. Killian Murphy, babe. Cillian. Cillian Murphy. You know, Cillian Murphy. Scarecrow Batman. What was the main show we were just talking about? He's on.

Yes, god dang it. The guy in Peaky Blinders? Peaky Blinders, main actor. Oh, yes. And then Inception, strongest draw line you will ever see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Like, Scarecrow, Batman. He does a lot of big... Yeah, that dude. He's 5'6". Huh. I always thought that dude was like 6'. Are we trying to make you feel better for being short? No! Are we normalizing short people? That's the one thing I was like, holy shit, this dude is... What? Heather, did you hear that?

Celian Murphy. We're not normalizing short people. Stop it. Guy from Peaky Blinders.

Inception hard jawline man Batman that dude's fucking fight I thought that dude was like she she was like oh he's six two and I was like yeah 100% six two because I forget why I think I was masturbating Whatever story time

Yeah, but apparently it's not cool enough. Sorry. Let's go back to Gutsword. It's Berserk! It's what you love! Whatever. They love Celian Murphy, too. You only love him because he's short. He's a short king. I thought he was 6'2"! I was heartbroken that he's not. I'm leaving this podcast.

Speaking of it's been like fucking 10 episodes since we had a black dude on so we gotta work on that we

We had a black dude on 10 episodes ago? Nigel? Chocolate. I don't think chocolate's been on him. Yeah. Yeah. He would literally, you sat next to him. His mic didn't work the entire time. Oh, that was a long time. That was mini white clog, yo. That's how we measure, not moons. That was mini white clog, yo.

We need to diversify guys or YouTube's really gonna start hitting us hard with the algorithm We had one female on yeah one female you two two females on at any given time We've had two of the Revis a super cool guest coming soon white yeah But like Leon's is the white as they come oh, yeah, we were Spoiling it

We're talking about merch and Eli just showed all the merch to everyone I was like I was so I was like no guys we're gonna see you soon. It's coming so soon. This is like here It is here's everything fuck you. It's called prepping for a release Maddie

Imagine baddie fucking releasing a movie guys. We just don't tell them until the day comes out look bad What the fuck is going on? What day the regular logo shirt you don't spoil all the shit though? What day trailers are short enough the whole fucking movie. You know it's a bad trailer when it spoils the plot Oh, I didn't realize our t-shirts had a plot What's the release date on our our shirts baddie should be out of the month oh

Wow, that's a very exact day. Stay tuned, Batman 2, end of the month, maybe. That's how they start. Some movies do do that. They're like Christmas 2023. Fuck you. Yeah, like a year and a half out. All of the Lord of the Rings did that. Not two weeks out. Every Lord of the Rings said Christmas of 2009. I mean, Christmas is an exact date.

Christmas has not changed. Okay, you've seen spring though. Coming spring, coming fall. Coming fall, thank you. This shirt's not a fucking shirt. A year out. You can't bear our shitty merch. A fucking year out. A year out. They're not fucking two months before the release of the movie. They're like, still coming in spring, bros. You guys just made me still fucking short. Shut up. Fuck you. I'm so mad at you. You're dumb. I hate this podcast.

That's not how this works! Every movie starts with just a broad date and then you know what they do? They narrow it down. That two years out! We told them last year when we said we're making merch. Last year we were like, fucking merch coming soon! This is why Tony doesn't talk. Because of us! It's not you, Eli. Owie.

Oh, yeah, baddie you're fucking competition what what plate we have to do a two gifts and the thing it doesn't matter anymore We're good. I made it round three and G fuel. So everybody we gotta do it again. No, we don't I mean we do but don't do your fucking pitch I

Are we in the final round? No, we're in round three. Round three is about content creation. I have to make two GIFs and a video under 15 seconds by the 15th. Do a 15-second pitch right now. That won't count. I'm going to be naked in a hot tub. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to have Fluck edit it, and I'll post it on Twitter. You haven't shot it. Yeah, you haven't shot it. It's the 13th. Yeah, we do it after this or tomorrow. This is Batty's movie. This is the guy who's so...

It's two days out from film day or post day. It's a gift. Yeah, but if you want to be good. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What's editing and not shooting it? I need your help, Donut.

Who pitched the ideas? It's the weirdest love triangle I've ever been in. It's a very angry love triangle. I gave you three solid ideas. You gave me one good idea because you agreed with a second one of mine. Which one? The never-ending loop. That was my idea. I had literally already said it. Win! Pull it up.

I said never ending loop is a, you should do that. You said two weeks ago, this dude just was like, Oh, I'm going to fuck all over my face. You wanted to copy G fuel. Cause G fuel asked me to do that. Yeah. That's a very baddie post. Yes. That's why I said that's the second one. The other one is going to be the gamer boy, uh, bathwater.

Yes, that was a good idea. That was a really good idea. Oh, yeah. You were like this, and then I gave you the shot list of how to do it. Yes, you did do that. Yeah. Because that's a really good idea. I know they're not looking for pictures right now. You said GIF and video. But can we get a picture of you on a couch wearing all white with a bunch of G Fuel behind you? Just Photoshop. Yeah, that's easy. Oh, my God.

I mean we could turn it into a gift just be like you know just to the light no you gotta be like yeah you gotta be happy about it so happy yeah I mean poor little skinny girl with the braces that's gonna be you can I photoshop braces on your so everyone if you go to gmail.com please use code batty to save 30% for the rest of the month um wait go no just cut me off it's fine

My name is Batty and I'm partnering with G Fuel and they came to me looking for their next great G Fuel flavor. I'm really thinking Game Boy Bathwater is it for me. Bottoms up. Go to GFuel.com to save 30% on your G Fuel Batty flavored stuff. Batty's gonna also, if he wins, makes a Batty flavor that is him in a tub. This could be me shaking.

Oh, you get shit. Wait, if you win, win though. We don't know. It's been, they picked every creator they picked for the combination doesn't have their own custom flavor. So that's why we got big surprise. Fucking blow them out of the goddamn water with yours. Yeah. I did like three grand in four hours the other night. I,

I went hard on Twitch. But it doesn't matter about sales anymore. So it's all about videos and content creation. Trust me, it still fucking matters. They're just saying, you're right. It doesn't matter. Homeboy just sold this much. He's fucking winning. Like any marketing team is going to be like, dude, I've got it.

Got it. What do you got? To sell shakers. I've had a seizure. I know how to shake. Turn on my lights flashing. It's just fucking... Just shit flying everywhere. Caps aren't even on, dude.

We offended another group. No, that turns into an actual commercial. Grab a regular shitty shaker, shake it, the cap flies off, just fucking shits everywhere. Do you like Back to the Future? What about the main actor from Back to the Future? Oh, God. He's the greatest shaker alive. Oh, Michael J. Fox.

He makes his own jokes, which is that's why I love Michael J Fox. He does those jokes for himself now. It's like he embraced it This is telling me one not long ago. He said something funny as fuck. What was that? Dude? He goes hard on himself. I'm like, I don't know. What's it called? What's that? What's the disease called? I can't real talk is in yeah, I

And he goes hard on himself for it. I'm like, oh, this is a fucking homie. You were telling me he said something recently that was so fucking hilarious. God, we gotta fuck. He makes fun of himself all the time. Oh my God. Which reminds, oh, first up, because we fucked this up last time. It did good. Our little ad placement did good. We didn't mention where to go to get it or anything.

Hey guys, you want to sponsor our podcast? We'll fuck up the ad read. We're sober. We got our audio right. I watched it. I was like, dear God, how did anyone, they were like out of ranks and on the audio, we're not spelling it out. So they're just like,

Out of regs, bald people. Because we're putting angry book cops out of regs. Angry cops had bombs. I was like, oh, we are so trash at this. This is a lesson. So, Batty, you go to GFuel.com. Head over to GFuel.com. Use code Batty at checkout. Save 30% for the rest of the month on any of the shakers, powders, starter kits, and 20% on the cans, which are really good.

And then for the content, where do they go? They have to like subscribe or like head over to my Twitter or G fuels Twitter and then fucking reshare like all that shit. It'll be up the 15th, right? Yes. I know it'll be out before the 15th, probably the 14th tomorrow. I mean, I had, yeah, yeah. 14th. Have you filmed any of it? No. Cause it's 15 seconds. Hmm.

Thank you. That's the sound my cat makes at me when I'm pissing it off. This is the sound two filmmakers make when you're like, it's 15 seconds. Well, I knew we were hanging out today. I knew we were going to film Hot Ones. Hot Ones? Oh, I spoiled it. You didn't say anything about it. Oh, yeah. AdamRiggs.com. AdamRiggs2Go. AdamRiggs2Go.

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And it smells so good. This is the only reason I have an attractive girlfriend is because my hair smells mediocre. And that's what she tells me. It is out of Rex, O-U-T-O-F-R-E-G-Z.com.

Go check it out. Go pick some up. Say 20%. We love them. And then also, since we both got an ad, we go to Donut Skate Shop. Donut Skate Shop? Skate of Regs. Skate of Regs? What is it? Yeah. G-Regs? I'm not going to give you the link.

Oh, man. Go to 50skateshop.com. We just restocked a bunch of stuff. We still don't have merch. We're working on that. It's been a hard mover at the moment. That's why we do this here. Yeah. You guys will see merch soon. We're going to burn our assholes up next. Fuck, we have so much. You said merch. We have merch coming out in like a week. Oh, yeah. Is it a week? Is it a week? Is it a week, Eli? Do you have an exact time? Christmas of 2022. Yeah, thank you.

Christmas is an exact date Has it changed in years? We just finalized the merch And we got two more shirts working on Yeah One of the shirts says come in big white letters That's not one of the surprise shirts I'm sure you're gonna buy that Dude I hate that when I spoiled that Everyone was like I'm buying the come subscribe shirt It's a gag shirt Dude Chad was like I'm buying the come shirt And I was like

Stop. Stop. And then I started saying, because you have to do this every. Oh, I did this on stream. OK, actually. So when we realized the bro. Yeah, dude. Have you met me? Yes. If we. Out of Rex. Dot com. Oh, shit. No, the come subscribe shirt. We are pushing the shit out of that. And that has to be our number one seller. And it has to be the number one seller across the board on.

Bunker branding so they have to push it To their front page that's my new goal So it's just always Number one seller come subscribe Oh my god All these fucking parents and these little kids Go to buy demos merch Come subscribe And Doomfock Bunker made Made by Matt Carriker Himself That's the only shirt we put his face on the logo On the back

Instead of "I'm just gonna be doing this face." It's like, "I fucking hate you guys so much." Off the ranch. On the cum is more like it, Matt.

Oh no, yeah, and we're just soon very excited a lot of cool shirts. I'm very I'm actually so good the Pokemon one I'm super proud of that one. I'm actually it came out really nice. I was very happy about the Pokemon the star Yeah, batch hunter. That was one. I was a proud of I was like and chat was like, yeah, that's fucking dope I was like good. It's just the universal designs. That's what I like. Oh

See, I like the cum one. I know. I was going, it's like, how do we make gaming shirts? And you're like, how do we make cum shirts? I was like, ah. So as the cum guy on the podcast, in our group chat, I was still like, you guys think someone's going to buy a shirt that says cum and giant white letters on it? And they're like, yes, trust me. Donut was the voice of reasoning in the cum. Motherfucker talks about cum every podcast. He's like, you guys think we should do cum? Yeah. Guys, this might be the line.

Hot ones? Uh, oh, I was just gonna talk about Pokemon, but that's fine. Oh, Pokemon, go! Uh, Muck's name... We're not used to hearing your voice. Yeah, Muck's name backwards is Cum, and he is a big purple cum. I wanna talk about Pokemon! Yo, you know Muck? His name's Backwards Cum. That's what...

That transition was great. Hot ones. I bought. Why is it spicy? It's the newest season of... We're not sponsored by them, by the way. This is just free promo, I guess. Like, they fucking need it. They had, like...

Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay on there. Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah, right. We're going to move the needle. Yeah. They have Matt Mercer on there for all my D&D friends. Oh, cool. Him, yeah. Bitch. The new season of Hot Ones, they sell the entire box set. So it's least hottest to hottest. And we're going to film us doing the challenge after this podcast.

And we're going to do it exactly like they do on hot ones where they toss the wings in it, not just like a little boop, boop, boop. But we're going to dab. We're going to do the last dab. It's going to take you to just do a quick, like a bump of the last dab. No, no. No.

My butthole is going to hate my life. Eli's going to have to do this from my bathroom. I have the most lactose. I am fucking IBS lactose intolerant. I can look at milk and just shit myself for four days. I'm not looking forward to this. I'm just like, dear God, this is going to just hurt the entire time. I know. Oh, man. I literally had a delicious...

We had like fucking, I don't know, zuppa scana and pasta. What was that word you just said? It's Italian. It's a cream-based Italian soup. Zuppa scascata. I like you were like, zuppa staccato. That's not real. Zuppa staccato. That's a pistol. Ha ha ha.

But it's cream based. I cannot do cream based. Yeah. So like, and I hate that I love dairy anyways, and I don't fucking, I roll that dice every time. I don't care. Everyone's like, well, you still eat dairy. Yeah. Have you tasted cheese? Fucking have you had ice cream sandwiches? Pizza? Why would I ever give that up? Cause I shit for four days straight. Fuck you. I'll shit for four days straight. I lose weight.

I live that fucking dream wife. What was okay? We're like three solid topics

My brain snapped together. Fuck, you're going to pause that goddamn episode. Don't. Because we're going to watch the boys trailer. This is the boys season three trailer. I've read all the books. I know how Peacemaker dies and everything. Yeah. Peacemaker. Homelander. Homelander. Same shit. God, I love this dude. Yeah. This goes. Dude, it goes hard. Is there any more titty sucking? Is there more titty sucking? Watch. Watch.

Holy shit, that looks fucking dope. They went hard on that trailer. I was like, yo, there's just people exploding and it's not cutting away. It's like, it's just meat chunks. You know, it's really cool. The boys like the coolest thing on the boys. It's on Amazon.

Which means you can do twitch watch parties. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah anything on Amazon You can do to which watch as long as you do it the right way. Yeah, you gotta have twitch prime subs Yeah, you have to basically turn on a watch party so that only people who have prime can watch you Otherwise if they try to join your channel, they'll see nothing except for On Twitch

Oh, that'd be cool. What if we all got on our individual streams and did a watch party where we watched all at the same time? With unsubscribe? Yeah. We need to start an unsub Twitch. I mean, no, we don't. We can just do it as individuals and fucking partnership stream. I always forget the partnership. Just jerk each other off that way.

Everyone be hyped for that always do like one live stream of a week though or something rotate yeah I mean what if we did certain unsub to my stream and hey guys in question we can get partnered in a week Watching us live doing this shit people would love that I mean just doing an unsub twitch yeah, I

One in chat if we started one in chat to inch have you won body gone in chat to and gone to is bad brand Really if we're alive, I'm really gonna have to watch it with the racial slurs No flying for you. Oh god. We we found out how I

We can't share it on a book. Cody's a homelander. I know, you are a homelander. You are a homelander. It just makes sense.

I wish I had that. I know. Homelander is like, dude, that actor is so good on Homelander. It's terrifying. Dude, he makes you so uncomfortable the second he shows up. I'm like, that is a good actor. When you feel uncomfortable. Joffrey from Game of Thrones, where you just hate a child. And this is only Batman, but that. He was Batman in that, and you're like, Homelander.

Holy shit, you played in Batman? You were the kid that was like, no, no, believe me. And then you're the kid everyone fucking hated, and you get hate mail from it. You did an amazing job. He could be on the podcast. He could be on the podcast. Joffrey, whatever the fuck your name is. Yeah, he quit acting because of that, didn't he? Yeah.

He just gave up. He likes education too. Yeah, homeboy made a fuck ton of money. A tiny amount of money. Holy shit. Speaking of which, one of our buddies, he's a CAG guy, but his son got into acting and his son landed his first role for...

Acting like his first big role. He's done like apparently nothing and then like two tiny things and this is his first appearance in something and I was like, oh that's Congrats man's fucking dope your kid got an acting role was if I can like what's he doing like? He's fucking Ryan Reynolds new movie. He's the kid that plays Ryan Reynolds. Oh shit. Oh

Yeah, he went on Netflix. I was just told to watch this today. Yeah Shit, I'm hearing amazing things about it. Yeah. Oh, it's so good. I've even heard of this dude He'd nail and he is like of Sav can fucking a test He has fucking Ryan Reynolds personality and the kid had a project well Yeah, it kids 12 and he had he is Ryan Reynolds as a child like to a T as an actor I'm like

Like he's a smartass. He fucking, I was like, dear God, this kid's fucking insane. And he's 12 and he just signed like a fucking contract and shit. I'm like, could you imagine doing anything important when you were 12? Oh, I can imagine the dickhead I'd be today. If I had that power. Who would have ever thought you'd be a dickhead today? Yeah. I'd be way worse though. Like imagine you, but worse. I'm already so bad. Yeah.

But yeah, fucking that's his first fucking huge role. And it's like, yo, you're alongside with Ryan Reynolds. Like, you lucky piece of shit. Which I would have him on the podcast. Yeah, Ryan Van Zandt Reynolds. What's up, bro? We can pencil you in. We'll crayon you in there. After big H. Oh.

Oh, imagine that. It's like Big H and Ryan have the exact... They're like, we can both only meet on this date. And it's just... It would be us three sitting on the end of the table just jerking off while they talk. Like, that's it. I'm like, fuck, this sucks. Batty didn't get a hangout during this podcast.

Big H and Ryan Reynolds and Batty just sitting there and he's like I'm cool with that I'm game I will sit over there and be happy why are the girls here today that's so good wait let's see it I like how you colored like you really just shaded the side of the cock

So Heather's been over here this entire time coloring a hentai coloring book. We've got a blue-haired girl taking it in the booty. From a Mexican? Why is he so tan? Who is he?

Guess I mean I like diversity. Yeah I just like how passive she is she's like yeah, I fucking that's a fucking huge talking about she's cool. Have you seen my twitch channel? She's just like that, like that's her first thing

What was that girl's name? In fact, someone name her. Heather, what's her name? We're going to put this up on the screen for Fluck. We'll just blur out everything. We just blur it out. Yeah. Well, we could. Yeah, we could blur the bottom half because all the anal is in the bottom half. All the anal versus where else would it be? Exactly. That joke.

No, you come here. Come here. No, no come show your art. Can I show the front of the book? Oh, no. No, you can't. You're giving Flock a fucking fuck. Sorry Flock. Jesus Christ, Batty. Fucking fold it, Batty. There. Jesus Christ. It's beautiful. I like what you did with the vagina. Where are you? Good work. Oh, look. And she has cat ears. Oh my god. Hey, meow, right meow. Like. What's up with the tit though? What the fuck are these nips? What's that nip? That's the

replaced i just colored them in you didn't wait there was a little fucking dime nipples or raisin those are tight i didn't draw the nipples i just colored them it's the back of heather that's not what nipples look like so what's the back of this page which one holding up to the camera nothing it's white okay okay we double we verified that um

Flux, you have to do some work today. Sorry, bro. Have you seen my diamond boots and my colors? Also, I have this sweet plant in the background. That's pretty cool. Where's the moisture? Where's the moisture? There's a white crayon for a reason. This is going in raw.

I'm dry as fuck. Let's show the camera at least so Fluck can at least see the face. Fluck, wait, I'm going to take a picture. Batty gots it. Mexican. It's beautiful. Fluck, if you can just show the skin color of the Mexican thighs. You're very artistic. These Mexican thighs in this photo. It feels like me and Sav.

I was gonna send Flug a text that says sorry. That's all I was gonna say. Sorry. I just like that's an R. Who sent that to you? I don't remember. It was in my P.O. box. Some of these are so aggressive. Yeah. Which one are you looking at over there? Oh, yeah. That's the one I said that was. Babe, look. I was like, that's a representation of our relationship. What?

He's looking at the eye of Sauron. I do that every week. That is eye of Sauron. I look into that. I'm like, man, Lord of the Rings. Yeah, that's what I do with hers.

I wear spectacles at the top of my eyes. Just doing a Japanese porn style. Yeah, it's my thing. It's my kink. Blurred out genitalia is my thing. Sticker that's a blur. You just slap it on there. Fuck yeah, babe. Lift up my glasses. I'm like, there we go.

I grew up watching Japanese porn and everything's blurred. It's like all you can get off of. I'm like, fuck yeah. All these pixels are really gimmicky. Batty's like, why am I here? I love hentai just as much as the next man, but he just ruined it. Why? Bro, top 10 hentai ghosts.

We're just going through a top 10 entire list right now for the last 20 minutes. I hate everything. Oh my god.

We had another topic oh fucking artesian sucks that was the what we wrote down Jesus our teacher so for it is a no artesian PCs artesian builds or the fuck They're called big shout out to ek fluid gaming because they're actually Hardcore they fucking rock big show Zydex also. Yes Yeah, we got fucking we can pop up one. She gave fluid gaming calm. It's probably not it Zydex

Gaming something calm. Here is the worst very good people so artesian builds. They are a mid-tier I guess custom artesian PC builder out there and were worthy

They've always kind of been super shitty with how they did their sponsorships, their affiliate codes, their ambassador. I've been super against them, actually. I did a podcast a few months back where I shit all over them because I hate how they... You did a podcast with it? Yeah, I was on somebody else's podcast. Oh, gotcha. About, like, streamer tips and, like... Weird, we're trying to replace you. We didn't know about this. Have you heard about this? It wasn't my... It's not my... I was on... Somebody invited me to talk about how to grow as a streamer. Fuck off. And...

I just shit all over them because I don't feel comfortable with how they run their sponsorship deals because they're super, super predatory. As in, they're like, hey, man, we'll give you $200 off if you buy this $2,000 PCs. And then you have to put our logo and our link and all this bullshit on your page and give us free ad revenue. You told me this way before this whole scandal happened. Yeah, well before. I told you how shitty they were as a company.

And lo and behold, Artesian Builds used to run a Twitch channel on top of all their custom PC building, where they would build your cool new brand new PC live on Twitch so you could watch how they build it. Well, Noah Katz, their CEO, would always sit in on these builds.

and he would just kind of be a cunt lord as he was sitting in the background talking. And recently, they did a big giveaway on their channel where they were like, hey, we're going to give away a PC to one of our ambassadors, somebody they've sponsored, somebody they've partnered with. They call them ambassadors. And...

As they were doing this giveaway, they rolled the giveaway. The winner's name popped up and they're like, and this dude straight up went, I don't even know you. And then he read, he just straight tore this content creator, a smaller creator. Whatever her name is. Up, just straight. I don't remember their names off the top of my head. There was three of them. Yeah. But the female is the one that like drew attention to everything on Twitter. Straight up tore her apart. Like, oh, you only average. Yeah.

20 viewers, whatever. Oh, you only have this with no core is this? Yeah. Yeah. So they had like giveaway rules. Any ambassador can win. And then after their winner was selected, they're like,

You're not going to help us. So you can't win this PC. We're going to make new rules for our giveaway live on air after the winner was selected. Rolled it again. Another smaller creator. They're like, nah, rolled it again. Another small creator. Ooh, you're not quite there with our new requirements. Nah. And they just did this until they found somebody they wanted. Somebody who's made them money.

Then they gave away a PC and it was fucking awful night caught that cop on fire into the ground literally burning the ground They're now defunct completely. They had to fire everyone Yeah, you see that on Twitter. They had to fire all of their employees. I mean they can't do business anymore I actually have been helping a bunch of my viewers recently who had bought PCs through them Who are just in limbo because their money was taken? They can't get their money back because they can no longer do business in the state of California where they're based and

So I've been having to like walk people through how to go to their credit card companies or debit card companies to do fucking chargebacks about getting their money back because this company can no longer refund them. Like...

I mean like I told you guys the first combo clean set that up and I was like the most unprofessional conversation I don't we didn't work with him like we had conversations back and forth, but it's the first convo This is what the beer like this is like Matt me and like beer CC like getting a computer or something going and are having a relationship established built and then going from there and

So I clean set up the call and I figured it was like, Oh, I did research on them. Vice versa is going to happen. They might not black rifle coffee. Yeah. You guys have heard of black rifle fucking coffee. Maybe do a little research. Zero done. So it's like that first call. They're just like, yeah. Like, okay. Like, well, what are your numbers? Like, I mean, like,

Huh? Like, okay, that's random. Okay, well, like, we'll give you, like, $200 off. $200. And then if you sell 10 PCs, then you can get one free, and then we can work out a relationship from there. Because this is, so there's this thing called ROI, and this is how it works. It's like...

Bitch, I fucking I was like you guys and I said I was straight said I was like you guys did no research looking into this before this conversation and like no I was like so you've never built an influencer guide. You're just working with clean willers all these and you're just basing it off of that. Yeah, I was like so you have zero fucking research and you're just new into this like yeah.

So you fucking marketing is just this. You're just winging it. Yeah, you're just fucking winging it. This is just conversations like, hey. Go to twitchstats.com and hope that's fucking accurate because I don't know what I'm doing as a marketing person. Yeah, and that is their first response is like, well, we'll help you guys out build your brand with this. I'm like, oh, you cunts. You cunts. And clean, thankfully, is a fucking homie. He was like, he called him a meet. I was like, okay, well, I appreciate it. Yeah.

Never taught me that. You have a good time. Boom, hung up. I was like, hey, buddy, this is how that convo went. And Cleen was like, what the fuck? He called me. He was like, you guys are fucking stupid as shit. Did you do nothing? Like zero fucking research going into that conversation? We didn't know. We're fucking done. Cleen's like, I told you about these. I gave you a heads up. And zero research was done. And then they're like, oh, sorry. We can hook you up with the free PC. And at that point, I was like,

man, I don't fucking care anymore. It's not like to own horn or anything. It's about doing like, if I'm donut bad, anyone, all my friends, like if I'm helping them with stuff or I'm reaching out to companies, getting something built, it's learning them, understanding what their brand is, what their worth is, how we can help them and vice versa. It's not going in. It's like, I'm the fucking shit. You, you, you all are peasants to me. And that's, I mean, as you've seen by how they treated their influencers, which is,

The biggest red flag. It's like, hey, you sell 10 PCs. You can be one of our influencers. You buy it. Well, and then you can have a discount code. And I always I always say out the gate. Fuck you. If you if you don't think we're worth money, affiliate codes are bullshit. And they're they're unbelievably predatory. And they're they're they're just set. You're setting up creators to fail. They're.

Awful and you're just giving away you you need to learn your worth as a streamer It's very hard to do as a youtuber as a content creator You need to know your worth and affiliate codes for the most part fuck that over Just that's how they're getting a free check from you because you get to say I am related to this company X Y & Z I have an affiliate code. I'm gonna make X amount of money fuck off like charge the money you're getting them depending on

Your impressions all that shit your analytics charge companies money like figure out your worth by the way. Yes, sorry I just wanted to get the streamers name that they absolutely annihilated on stream kia pia kia pia kind of creator Yeah, and that's the thing it's like a lot of content creators. Don't sell yourself short. This will be a quick lesson in marketing Don't sell yourself short don't jump on a quick buck You're gonna fuck yourself if you do like it is a hard lesson to learn, but you just got to be patient and

Figure that shit out and be like hey, I'm worth this much for a post I'm worth this much for a stream and hold to that the second you downplay yourself I'll just do it for a fucking content code. We could do that with Fucking pew-pews or computers. Well, just do it for this cuz they're gonna give me $200 off You've now not only fucked yourself over you have been fucked over the entire community. You're encouraging people to deal. Yeah, I pull in 200 live viewers on

stream I'll do a free or I'll do $200 off a computer I just fucked over everyone under me

Around my level because I did that do not do that save your fucking money invest in yourself Do something bigger and better we all like on sub all the money just go straight back into unsub We don't touch it. We're waiting white claw. It goes into white a lot of alcohol We can't even write this off. So we don't spend our money

But yeah, like don't sell yourself short learn your fucking worth. Yeah, like everyone has different like you just got to understand that it's it's weird at first Especially being a content creator baddies learning. I'm fucking learning Cody's always learned like we're still learning It's like hey, we can charge as much it's terrifying at first cuz yeah based off of numbers You're like based off of when you're like 16 20 when you're an adult you're like I kid no one's gonna pay me that it's terrifying and then they do and you're like

Dude, we should do an entire podcast where we just talk about tips for becoming a streamer. Holy shit, that's a really good idea. That's three in chat. Remember one, four. Oh my god. What was one, Batty? One is to replace me. 69 is to talk about... Two is replace you. Trust me, I remember two. I don't remember one. What was one? We were talking about Pokemon and shirts and things.

I gotta do push-ups for Batty. Maybe you're doing 20 push-ups today, brother. No, no, I did 20. Two of my friends are gone. Bat just cut to Batty. He's like, my friends will do push-ups. Looks over at me and Cody. We just do one. It's like, he'll be here for the next podcast.

It's an episode we do a countdown for Maddie. Howie. I love my friends so much. We love. Oh. Fuck off Eli. Fucking Peacemaker also. Oh we're going to do that? We're going to jump on the Peacemaker train right now? Yeah. You sure you want to do that? You ready for it? Yeah. You want to do this? What? Alright let's do the dance.

I fucking just fuck dude. Yeah. That's what I'm literally doing. Yeah. Take that. I love it. I don't care. I fucking loved every second of it. Don't ahead. I don't know. Maybe it's, maybe it's like John Cena playing John Cena in a costume. Maybe that's what it is. I, all I can think of spoilers. There's going to be a, probably a spoiler or two here, like a minor one. Like,

When he's jumping out of the apartment and just beefs it on every balcony all the way down until he smashes his face on the pavement. It's sad. He is welfare Batman. He is. He's just like a shitty, colorful, kind of racist Batman. He's welfare Batman. It's so good. Batman with no money.

He's a poor Batman. He's a poor... It's like great value Batman. Everyday value Batman. Yeah. He murders the fuck out of everyone. It's so fucking like... What were your hiccups on it? No, I just feel like they tried to all-female Ghostbuster it at some parts.

It's true. No, they absolutely did. I might even disagree with that. They did. In the end, though, it was a pretty fucking epic show. The first two episodes start slow-ish, but the last episode is fucking epic. You're like...

It snowballed. It snowballed. I'm gonna say it snowballed hard. The first episode I struggled to get through. I was like, I don't get the hype. And then I was dancing like in my bedroom alone trying to get to like through the episode five. I was like, I'm ready. Get me the helmet. Fucking Eagly is so gangster. Dude, I love Eagly. Eagly might be, dude, Eagly may be one of the best characters. Eagly, get in the fucking car. Eagly, what do you do? I don't know, crinkle a bag of chips or something.

They're just- I thought you said your bird was friendly. I never said that. You said it like- He said it's friendly to me. Like, those are such gold moments in the fucking show. There was that one line that's like, you named your eagle Eagly? What did you name your- Oh, fuck. God, I can't remember what he said. Was it a gerbil or something? He's like, gerbily. Gerbily or something like that. Yeah, it was.

Oh my god. And like, Eagly, he's like, he's not gonna fucking listen to you. And then the bird just flies up. And up even more. Yeah, in the last episode. He's like, I can't believe we wasted enough time to think this was gonna work. Eagly, just take the fucking helmet, Eagly. Like, they're having

It's so good. I don't know, man. I understand there's parts that just suck. There's a lot of forced. There's a lot of forced comedy in it. Without a doubt. Just like, hey, look at our scene. Enjoy. Look what we're doing. But the slapstick style of comedy in it, the deadpan is...

Oh my god. The banter is fucking amazing. John Cena, didn't he ad-libbed a lot of that shit? I guarantee it. It's like, bro, if you're going to be sarcastic, I need you to give me a warning first. That's how sarcasm works. You're like, what the fuck? What's his name? Vengeance? Vendetta? Vigilante. Vigilante. Yes. Dude, like Vigilante is such a fucking idiot. He's a fucking idiot.

But he's awesome. But the sniper scene. Oh, God. He's just. Dude, just the carefreeness of it. I'm like, oh, it's so good. He's just like a stone cold killer. The nerdiest guy ever, too. And you're just like, I just love that character so much. I was like, man, they did this. And he's beat to fuck, too. I was like, oh, homeboy is like beat to fuck. And he's just like, whatever. Let's go. Torturing him.

I feel like you could've done a little bit more to save me! Bro, thank you so much for just not giving in when they were cutting my toe off. Like, every little thing about it, I'm just like, man, it's so fucking good.

And then the final, I don't know, man. It's a good show. There is the hiccups, but overall, I had a blast, especially the last episode. They go fucking. I would rewatch Peacemaker. That's where I'm at with it. That's a show I'm like, I want to watch it again. Oh, dude, in the very, very end. Fuck you guys. I don't want to spoil it for everyone.

Dude, just as hard as they go when he's like x-ray vision and then how hard it goes. They're like, what the fuck? Yeah. I thought we said we're doing a peaceful measure. I said I don't have a problem. I'm having a hiccup. Yeah. I'm having a hiccup killing women and children.

Not having a hiccup killing these things. It's like, oh, okay. It's nice to have like a fucking moral dilemma. I don't have one right now. The gun he's using, the shotgun when he first uses x-ray vision. Is that the kill? Is that a kill tech? That's like that Caltech pumpy. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's just the multi-parallel bullshit. Yeah, the double. It's just blowing. They're just walking. Whoa, what did you do? I thought you were having a fucking moral dilemma with humans.

It's just violent as fuck on those. I was like, oh, it's so gangster. Oh, my God. When what's that nerdy dude's name? Diebeard. Diebeard. Diebeard. Dude, Diebeard when he goes to jump the fence. And I'm like, I thought he was going to have another hero moment. And there's no hero moment. He's like, fuck, what the fuck is that?

I was like, God, it's so fucking dumb. It's just a good show. Have you ever watched it? If we just ruined it for you, it would just spoil the entire everything. We did good. People are going to watch it now. I think so. Yeah, we didn't give anything away story-wise. Nah, we're fine. No, we didn't. Enjoy it.

At least it will look... It's a fucking dope show. Leaving this, you're just gonna be like, no idea what they're talking about. Just never skip the intro. That's the only thing you need to know about Peacemaker. That is the only intro on a TV show ever. I will be like, I'm gonna watch it. And then I'm gonna start dancing in my fucking... Did you watch the outros? No. At the end of each episode after the credits? No.

It's a creepy dude always doing shit. Is it really? Yeah. HBO Max skips it. The creepy, creepy guy with the face that was supposed to help him and then

The sheriff? Yes. Oh, the captain of the sheriff's department. He was, do you ever watch Hell on Wheels? Uh-uh. He was the bad guy in that. Yeah. He's a guy that kills the Mormon and becomes the Mormon leader. He's a good bad guy. Oh, he's a fucking great bad guy. He was horrifying in Hell on Wheels. You guys need to go back and watch the fucking. I guess I need to watch it. Because you remember, spoilers. Spoilers. When he fucking off the police. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

After that, it goes to there when he's trying to react to... He's like, how do I cry? Because you remember they run in, he's crying. He's emotional. It's him practicing for that. He's like, I don't fucking care. He fucking killed you. How am I supposed to do this? Okay.

Murdered somebody. It's not funny. It's so dark, bro. It's so dark. Yeah. Oh, man. So each one is like the creepy dudes. I always watch the intro, but I've never I didn't know there was more at the end. I guess I got to watch it again. Yeah, that is incredible. I'm going to watch Hell on Wheels. OK. Oh, fuck. I got you. So many shows to watch. Patty.

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