We Rated the BEST and WORST Things of All Time | Trash Taste #213
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- Oh, we're rolling? Oh, we're rolling. - Put your phone away. - Cameras! - That's how it started. - So yeah, just, can you cut to just like them screaming so we can jump scare all of you? - No, don't do that. You gotta have the contact. - We're recording. - It'd be funny. - All right, all right. - I gotta put on my persona quickly.

- What? Your persona? My trash taste persona. - Oh, your professional persona. - Yes, my professional persona. - Yesterday I went to the gym. This is completely unreal. I just thought you should know this. I was doing the chess machine and I just let out like a massive fart in an accident when I pushed it. But then I looked around and I was like,

- All right, everyone was also using headphones. Should be okay. - Little did they know they had that shit on transparent. - They all heard it. It's like, damn, is that part of the song? - You know what the thing is? Even if I ripped the loudest, it wasn't that loud, but it was loud enough where like if you were like two machines ever, you definitely hear like. - Yeah. - I think if I lived the loudest,

- I don't think anyone would say anything. - It's not even about like the loudness of a fart though. It's about like the substance, you know? Like you could have like the most- - The loudness. - No, the most embarrassing farts are the ones where it's like- - Why are you talking about that? - No, the most embarrassing farts aren't even the loudest ones. They're the ones that sound like, you know when you like roll a marble across a wooden floor? Like the .

- What? - The ones that are just a little bit too wet. - This one was like a sonic jet passing. It was like a moment. Yeah, it was, 'cause I was going for the last rap. I didn't hold back. - It's like, "Bop!" - Dude, it happens, man, it happens. - I know it happens. - No one heard though, I think. - Do you know what Sydney asked me last night? - What? - She was like, "Genuinely, go on, genuinely. "I just need like a genuine answer."

- Why do guys find poops and farting funny? - It's the funniest thing in the world. Every guy goes through that transition during their teenage years where, you know, as a kid, you look at like poo poo pee pee and you're like, ha ha, really funny. And then you get to around like age 14, 15 and you're like, I'm old now. I'm mature enough to not find poo poo pee pee jokes funny. I'm gonna listen to some.

actual sophisticated comedy. And then sometime around 18, 19, you're like, "No, Poo Poo Pee Pee's funny." You're still full 180. - I'm wondering why girls don't find it funny. - Yeah. It's hilarious. - Yeah, yeah. - Anyway, hey, welcome back to another episode of the Trash Taste Podcast. - What a cold open. - I'm Joey and I'm with the Poo Poo Pee Pee boys, Garnt and Connor. - Can we say that again?

- Oh my God, bro. If I can't say Poo Poo Pee Pee anymore. - It's over. - Can you say Poo Poo Pee Pee more Dan? - It's okay. - Okay, yeah. - I just don't know. - If I couldn't, I'm done with this platform genuinely. But we're not even talking about Poo Poo Pee Pee today. We're gonna be talking about the opposite of that. The goats of things, the greatest of all time. So we're kind of ripping this off of Complex does this on the YouTube channel called Goat Talk where- - I didn't know this. I pitched the idea. I saw someone-

do a video on the goats of science. And I was like, we can make some dumb categories out of this. And Joey told me someone else has already done it. - Someone else has already done it. So in true Trash Days fashion, we're gonna hijack that. We filled up Trash Box Coon with a bunch of

I guess prompts of the goat of something. And not only are we gonna try and discuss the goat, the greatest of all time, by the way, of whatever the category is, but we're also gonna go the opposite direction as well and figure out the woat of something. - This is my first time ever hearing

- The woat. - The woat? - The worst of all time. - So the goat means, obviously you all know this 'cause you watch us, the greatest of all time. - Yeah, greatest of all time. Woat is the worst of all time. - Right, okay, okay. - So we're gonna pull one out, discuss what the goat is, and then discuss what the woat is. - Are they like normal things or are they like weird? - I think they're gonna be, some of them are normal. I think some of them are gonna be like, I never had to think about the goat of this particular thing. - Yeah, I think most of them are a bit of a curve ball. So we try to omit any categories like the goat,

anime series or they go to video games. - Yeah, we've talked about those in enough Crash Days episodes before. So, all right, here we go. - But we got some wild ones in there. - All right, let's- - All right, what are we starting off with? - We got a lot in here. All right, lots to discuss today. All right, here we go.

- Oh, I just lost my ring in there. - Well, it's gone. - Okay, wow, off the bat. Goat thing I'll never watch or play. - Well, you know my answer guys.

- No, no, no, no. - You've watched a little bit of it. - I mean, yeah, well that's for a future. - Yeah, that's for a future thing. - So I'm not gonna say that. - So people will think I'm going to say Fullmetal Alchemist, but no, that is something that I'm going to watch. - So this is something that we recognize as like, this is the greatest thing that I will absolutely just, I have no intention. - We know that it's the GOAT, but we're not gonna watch it all play out. - I know I'd even like it, but I'm not gonna consume it.

- Oh, I gotta think about this. - So Garnt and I are gonna admit Fullmetal Alchemist is an arcane because I think there's enough societal pressure for us to watch it eventually. - I don't think there's any goated anime that I wouldn't watch. So I'm gonna admit any anime as well. - Yeah, I don't know. - I'm trying to think of video game. - Yeah, I'm trying to think of video games 'cause I feel like I've seen all the goats of anime. - Yeah.

- Not the modern goats though, Joey. - There aren't any. - I would if there was one. - In terms of movies, does Citizen Kane count? - No, that's too, I mean, it's too small. Too small. - Too small? - What? Too small? What the fuck does that mean, too small? - No one cares. No one cares. - I've seen Citizen Kane. - I know you fucking have.

- I have. - Have you watched it just to be pretentious about it? - I've watched it just- - He definitely has. - Is that why you watched it? So you could be like, "I watched Citizen Kane." - It was twofold. It was that and also the fact that- - Oh my God. - It was absolutely that, but also the fact that it's like, you know, you hear about Citizen Kane always ranked as like the goat movie of all time. So I was like, okay, well how goated could it be? I need to know. I watched it, it's all right.

- I get why it was a massive phenomenon back in the day. 'Cause that movie came out in like what, the 50s or something? The 60s? I don't know, it was very, very old movie. It would have been mind blowing for back in the day, but you watch it now and it's just like, yeah, it's just another old, weird movie. - This is actually harder than I thought because

- 1941. - 1941. - Wow, it's even older than I thought. - Can we go to the IMDb top movies of all time? I'm curious to see if there's any ones that I haven't seen. - I remember why I watched "Siz and Kane" is because I was going, I was on a roll to watch all the Orson Welles movies.

- That already, Joey. That already. So out of these ones, I have not seen "Schindler's List." - What the fuck? - You haven't seen "Schindler's List?" - I haven't seen "Schindler's List." - Oh, that's a brilliant movie. - Why haven't you seen or watched "Schindler's List?" - You haven't seen "Lord of the Rings" either.

- Yeah, I haven't. Well, I haven't, I've seen "Return of the King" actually, but I haven't seen that. - No, no, no, no, no. - Guys, I have two witnesses right here. - Watching it on, starting it halfway through in a hotel room does not count as watching it. - Did I not sit down with both of you and we viewed the entire thing? - No, we didn't watch it. - It was just on the background. "12 Angry Men", you seen that? - I have seen that, I've seen that. - I've seen that. - I am probably never gonna watch "The Godfather" part two.

- What? - Why not? It's a good movie. - Wait, so you watched Godfather Part One. - Yeah. - And you felt like, I don't wanna know anymore. - It was eight. - Oh no, I know what Garnt's one is. - It was eight?

- It wasn't just idols, it's a masterpiece. - What the fuck are you talking about? - It's a masterpiece, yeah, okay. - You're not cool, Garnt. You're not cool for saying Godfather is mid, all right? No one thinks you're cool for that, all right? That is a shit take. - I didn't think Godfather was, it was just a little bit long. And this is three and a half hours long. - Oh my God. - Let's get you some shorts, old man. - This is three and a half hours long, man. - I literally watched it last week, it was great.

- Yeah. - Did you watch part two? - I watched part two last week. - Did you watch part three? - I did not watch part three. - Okay. - Pete implored me and begged me not to watch. - Yeah, don't watch part three. - It's a massive drop off from part two. - Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Sometimes I just got that TikTok brain nowadays and this is- - You can't watch a three hour thing.

- Especially when it's this good as well. - What the fuck? - There's some like fantasy elements in there, you know? I'm like, okay. - It's too grounded, guys. It's too real. - In "Lord of the Rings," I can see myself watching. "Godfather" part one, I can critically say it was a fantastic movie. - I know what Garnt's answer is. "John Wick" part three.

- Goaded and you'll never wash it. - The more, like being a trash taste viewer is just realizing that Garnt really had the shittest opinions all along. He seems like he has the best ones at first. - I think actually, I think I know what my answer would be. I don't know, I mean, it's goaded to some people, but what's the Avengers movie with Thanos in it?

- Endgame? - Yeah, I haven't seen that. - Did you watch Infinity War? - You didn't watch any Marvel movies. - I've never seen any of the Avengers movies. - You didn't watch like Infinity War or anything? - No, never seen an Avengers movie. - I don't think it's goaded. - And a lot of people say it's goaded. - No, it's just they have, it's from all brains. - Okay. Oh, I know, I actually know, I'm changing my answer. - It was hype though, I will admit, it was hype. But it wasn't like the best thing ever. - Okay. - The most, the goaded?

or movie series that I'm probably never going to watch, "Saving Private Ryan." - You've never seen "Saving Private Ryan?" - Nope. I have never seen it. I just find war movies boring. That is my personal preference. Not ancient war movies, but especially like World War I, World War II. - So you've never seen like "Apocalypse Now"? - No. - I'm never gonna watch that either. - I've never watched "Apocalypse Now."

- Oh, that's my favorite war movie. - But I plan on watching that. - Yeah. - Go to movie or game or TV show. - I mean, you've watched Godfather, right? That's same director. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's new movies coming out that looks like a mess. - Yeah.

- Yeah, is there anything? What the fuck is 12th Fall? - Fail? - 12th Fail. - Fail. 12th Fail. - The real life story of IPS officer and IRS officer. - What about any games? Have you played every- - What's a goaded game that I have played that you just think I never will? - The Witcher 3. - I might play it. - Skyrim? - Skyrim?

- I might play Skyrim. - See the thing is- - I'm trying to give you a definitive answer. I know I'm not gonna play. - No, see the thing is, is that like you've played- - Sudoku. - That's pretty good. - To be fair, you've already gone through a couple of the ones that I thought you were never gonna play, like Final Fantasy VII. - I'm an open guy, man. If something's genuinely good, I'm down to watch. That's the thing. Like I'm not close minded like these guys. - What would it be for me when it comes to games?

'Cause I'm very particular when it comes to games, right? - Sometimes not even, but I'm gonna defend that. Sometimes not being about being close minded. - You guys are close minded nincompoops.

You guys can't open your mind and watch something outside of- - The big difference between me and you Connor is that you'll watch something you know you won't like out of spite. And I don't have time for that shit. - There's no powerful motivator like spite. - And I don't like wasting my time. This is not even about open mind. I'm just like, sometimes you just know you're not gonna like something even though it's like critically acclaimed. - I thought I wouldn't like Final Fantasy much but I liked it. So I thought I wouldn't like it.

- Yeah, I liked it. Anyway, keep strolling. I'll just keep strolling until we find something. Just you can go. - Yeah, I wonder if there's the good, the bad and the ugly. - That's a good movie. - Joey has seen every old movie. - Oh yeah, my dad made me watch a lot of these growing up. "One Float in Cuckoo's Nest", also a good movie. - Would you ever watch, what's like Joey's favorite movie? - I like- - "2001 Space Odyssey". - That's not my favorite movie.

- It's not my favorite. - I'm down. - It's not your favorite? - Don't assume just because it's like, "Oh, space and weird and old." Joey will like, "I do like it." But it's not my favorite. - I feel like I'm down to watch a lot or play a lot. Actually, I mean, what's a goaded visual novel? - Goaded visual novel? - Is there a goaded visual novel? - Ooh, depends what genre really. - All of them. All of them. All the visual novels that are goaded, I'm never playing them. - "Cardinal of Shojo" is pretty goaded. - I'm not playing that.

- 100% confidence telling you I'm not playing that. - You're not playing that? - Such a close- - What about any books for you? - Most. - Most. - Such a close minded person. Never down to try anything. - Nah, nah, I've just had my medium. - Just every book. - Every book. - If you want me to spite read books, I'll start spite reading books. - Oh, I would love to see that. - Listen, I'll come back knowledgeable. - What about you, Joey? - Oh man, I don't know. I'm thinking,

- Okay, if we're not, think of a game. What's a game that everyone says go to but I probably will never get around to playing? - Red Dead Red Dead 2. - I haven't played that and everyone says it's amazing. - Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I played Red Dead 1. Zero bones in my body wanna play Red Dead 2. I don't think I'm ever gonna play it. - Yeah. - I actually think I was like this close to starting Red Dead 2 yesterday actually. I was like, yeah, I want a new game to start. - Mass Effect series, I'm never playing that.

- I would like to play it. There's a difference between like, I do want to play it, but I just haven't gotten around to it. And ones where I'm like, I look at it and I'm like, nah, you know? Like Arcane for me, right? Where I'm just like, nah, nah, I'm fine. - Is it because you think you won't like Arcane or is it because it's popular? - No, I just like how people get pissed off at it. At the fact that I haven't seen it. Connor spied watches, I spied not watches. - You doubt it?

- These two guys. - Yeah, but the thing is- - These two. - But the thing is I watch it so I can give an informed opinion. Jerry doesn't. - Yeah, I just like pissing people off 'cause it's funny. - Yeah, it's funny because like I used to be like you and then I realized giving an informed opinion

- It's never enough. You could hate something given a form of opinion. - Yeah, exactly. - And it's still not enough for you. So I'm just like, "Oh, what's the point?" - Oh yeah, 100%. People get like, "Oh, he didn't play it right." - Yeah. - He didn't understand it the right way, actually. He didn't watch it the right way. - It's like, "Oh, you didn't like that movie? Watch it again." It's like, "No, I didn't like it the first time." - I mean, yeah, those people are never satisfied. - Yeah, exactly. - Wote doesn't work with this one, so let's move on. - Yeah. - All right. - 'Cause the worst of all time, you'd never watch or play. There's a lot. - All right, next one.

- What is the goat slang word? - There's so many goat slang words. Are we talking like internet slang words or like- - Just any slang words. - Any slang word? Well, Australia has a ton of slang that I love. - Okay. - All right. - We're not here to fuck spiders is my favorite. - That's more of a phrase. - That's a slang word. What does that mean? - We're not here to fuck spiders. It means we're not here to waste time. - Yeah, but that's a phrase. I don't think that counts. - You're talking about one word. - We need one word. - One word? - One word.

- Joe's is probably like Gat or something. Joe always says Gat. - No, no, no. - I do like Gat. - If it's goated, you would still be saying it 10 years down the line. It can't be something like fucking Skibbity or Riz or some shit like that. - Riz we might be saying in 10 years. - We're not gonna be saying Riz in 10 years. - I think we might be saying Riz in 10 years. - We are not gonna be saying Riz in 10 years. - Okay, in that case then for me it would be Sheesh. Like Sheesh. I still say that.

- I love that one. Your kid's gonna have brain rot, Joey. - Oh, I know. All of our kids are gonna have brain rot, Garnt. That's the society we live in. - What slang do I use all the time? I have done. - Elk. - Elk? No, I don't use elk. - No, I don't use it that much. - It's gotta be init, init. - Init? - Init? - Init's just gonna stay. I know it might be a bit more boring, less- - Does count? We can't say, I gotta bleep that on YouTube. - That's not a slang word. - That's not a slang. - What about bruh?

- Bruh. - Bruh. - Bruh. - Bruh. - Bruh, I still. - Bruh. - Bruh or like dog or any of those. Any word you use to like, you know, point to somebody in a non-threatening way. - I'd agree on bruh. - Yeah, bruh is just so easy to use. - Bruh is goaded. - It's not even bro, it's bruh. - You're gonna be saying goated in 10 years.

- Goated? I reckon, yeah. I feel like it's circulated enough at this point. - I feel like greatest of all time was a phrase that was around for a very, very long time. - When did the word goat originate? Let's find that out. - We're just gonna get pictures of goats. Goat origin. Well, goats actually do- - 1990s. - 1990s? - Yes. The full expression was used by the boxer Muhammad Ali.

- Okay, well, when he's in reference to himself. - That's why he's the goat. - When a goat term coins the term goat, that's how you know it's going to stay. - I feel like goat is gonna stay. I feel like goat is gonna stay. - I think so. - I feel like it is. - It shows you the trend of when the word is being used over time. - Yeah. - Isn't that crazy now? 'Cause they've scanned so many books.

- Yeah. - You can see the word usage over time. - Yeah, I mean, goat is an interesting word because it's- - But then I guess it's a goat as well. - Yeah, it's a goat, but it's also like, I guess, evolved into like a verb or something or like- - Goated? - Yeah, goated. - Which makes no sense. - Yeah, it's like- - Grace of all time did. - That thing, it's...

- Evolved to do is good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Very good. - Okay, we've all agreed on bro being the goat slang. What's the woat slang? Skibbity. - No one uses that, bro. - This episode is sponsored by ShipStation. Listen, when we run a podcast,

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- Or is it just like a thing that you say in like expression? Like, "Oh, scooby-dee." - What was some old internet slang that died that was really cringe? - Raw? - Raw. - Raw. - I never use that in a sentence though. I would say low. - Oh, I've used it in a lot of MSN messages back in the day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you do like something you say out loud, you know? - Oh dude, people like MySpace era kids would say that shit IRL.

- Really? - Yeah. I've heard them. - I was not around those people. - I was around those people and they would say Roar. - He was that person. - I wasn't that person, but my friends were. Like they had the fucking raccoon highlights and shit. Yeah, they would say Roar. - It's okay, Joe. I've seen your avatar, Joe. - You are a constant furry. When are you gonna admit it? - Wait, does Roar, like, does it have to do with furries? I thought it came more from like the emo scene.

- I think you're correct, but I think 'cause you're a furry, it makes sense. - It's all part of the alternative kind of culture. - I think. - Yeah.

of which you are like, you know, part of, you know, I don't know. I look at your old profile pictures and I'm like, that's definitely raw X, the energy. I see Joey of cat ears on in his old videos. I'm like, yeah, this is the guy that says it was from like emos. - Yeah. Raw X is from the emo. - I was never an emo. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I mean, I wasn't an emo, I was a furry.

- Was it ever not cringe to say lol out loud? - No, I say lol out loud. - I mean, this guy says lmao out loud. - Lmao. - Lmao. - I love lmao. - I feel like lmao only hits if you say it in the most monotone voice possible. - I love lmao. I don't know, lmao is great. - I mean, this kind of like early to mid 2000s internet slang, there was so many that just came and went so quickly. Like you remember people saying like ROFLcopter?

- Yeah, that was the worst one. - That was the worst one. - That was the worst one. - You never saw Rufflecopter? - I saw Ruffle, there's a difference between seeing it and actually hearing people say it. - No one said Rufflecopter 'cause you made the helicopter out of ruffles. - Yeah, yeah. - I hate this. - I feel like for it to be a slang word, people need to be actively saying it in a sentence. - I think people said raw though. - Yeah, people definitely said raw out loud. So that one's definitely the word for sure. - Pwned? - Oh God. - Do you remember that? - Oh yeah.

- I actually didn't mind pwned that much. - I didn't mind it that much. - You got fucking pwned. - Yeah, get fucking pwned kid. - Yeah, that thankfully died out. But yeah, I think a lot of the slang words we use now is probably gonna go out of fashion. I feel like Riz is gonna go out of fashion. - I don't think Riz will go out of fashion. - I don't want Riz to go out of fashion though. - I think it's a very good way of explaining. - It's a diverse word. - How so?

- 'Cause you can easily fit it into a sentence without it sticking out. - It's like the only alternative word we have is swoon, which unfortunately is like,

- Swoon over the ladies. - I swooned her. - You don't really have an equivalent word. - I chatted her up or something like that. - That's shit. Riz is so much better. - People always say chat her up. - I think I've riz'd her up sounds way worse. - I chatted her up. Sounds like you managed to convince her to get in the van. Put her in the back, I chatted her up.

- You know what I mean? Like, come on. - No. - Yes, yes, God, yes. - Riz, I'm calling it now, Riz is not, Riz doesn't have the staying power. - All right, can we have- - Same thing, like, remember when like bussin' was like the word of the month? - Oh, I used to love that word. - Everyone stop using that after a year. - How many years do I, so you think 10 years, no one will say the word Riz anymore? - Yeah. - All right.

- We'll come back to Trash Taste 10 years later. - Yeah. - $100 to the winner. - $100 to the winner. - They have a low stake for such a long time. - If your box of 10 years has to pay for the other kid's tuition fees.

- I'm getting your kid through school. - Don't worry son, this year's on Connor. - $100 with interest. With compounding yearly interest. - Compounding interest. All right, let's do the next one. - Pass me this damn thing. - All right. - Oh, there's a lot in here. Oh my gosh. Let's get this one.

- Goated moment in your career. - Oh, okay. - Oh wow. - The greatest of all time moment in your career. - Quitting the BBC. - That's not even a... - Is that part of your career or that was just the start of your career? - That was the start of my real career. - My best part of my career was leaving. - God, it's hard.

- It's guys of course, right? - Oh my God. - Right guys, right? - Yes. - Fucking hell. - Fucking Brits and Aussies can't take a single fucking compliment. - I was gonna say the US tour. I was pretty goaded. Go on, you gotta make the boys, the US tour was goaded.

- That was goaded. How many people can say they did that? - Yeah, but like, can I be goaded when we stopped in Ohio? - Yeah, I don't think you can be goaded. - Well, that wasn't our choice, was it? - Well, actually, it was. - It was. - It actually was our choice. - I mean, the woe of all time was celebrating my birthday in Ohio. - Bro, you did get an Ohio birthday. - I got an Ohio birthday.

- I don't know. - I mean, I think, you know, on that same vein, I think performing at the Hammersmith Apollo. - Oh yeah. - Was legendary venue and being able to perform in front of like my actual like friends and family. - Yeah, hell yeah. - Tick that off the- - That was the biggest show we ever did too. - Yeah, the biggest show we ever did and- - Maybe Australia was as big as that one? - Australia was a little bit under, I believe. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That was good, yeah.

- Which cyclothon are you going in Connor? - No, obviously the last cyclothon was great. I thought about that, but I feel like that's an easy answer. - I feel like it's gonna be an easy answer. - I mean, it's kind of probably the most goaded thing I've done.

- What else have I done that's goaded? Be jump king. - I mean, I can join you with you. - Babe of the Ascension. - You bought back Sebastian Prankles as well. - That was pretty good as a long time. - Getting sponsored by Samsung was pretty goaded after the four years ago when I did that ad. - Oh yeah. - Caused a whole stir and led to like a whole situation.

And then I finally got sponsored by Samsung. - Is that your goaded sponsor in your career? - That was kind of my goaded sponsor, 'cause I was like, "We've come full circle, baby. "We've come full circle." - I think my goaded sponsor in my career was KFC. - That was goaded. - That was pretty goaded. - That was goaded. - I forgot about that. - I got to play the KFC. The KFC made like a visual novel, like a romantic visual novel where you riz up the kernel. And I was gonna play it anyway, and then KFC was like, "We'll sponsor you." It's like, "Sweet." So that was pretty goaded.

- You wouldn't say voicing in "Age of Empires II"? - Yeah, I was gonna say. - That was on my list. That was on the short list of potential go moments.

- Yeah, I don't know really. - It's hard, isn't it? - It is tough. - We've just done so much goaded things. - I'm just kind of done a lot of goaded. - It's like goaded as in like to what everyone else sees versus what you weigh is like special. - It's very different, right? - I'm sure the audience who like is aware of our content will view what we have done goaded as different. - What's the woated moment of your career? - Woated moment of my career? - The worst moment of your career. - Probably the anime rap battle.

- That was goaded man, come on. - Goode and play it. - Through cacophony of monotony with less quality than berserk CG. Shit taste as far as the eye can see, bitch please, you ain't got nothing on me. - That was goaded. That was definitely the opposite of goaded. - Nah dude, the goaded rapper of that year was Giggok right there dude. That was goaded. - What was your woated moment, Joey? - My woated moment? Oh man, I've done a lot of...

- I noticed you trying to put your hand in that bucket to pass on the word. - I don't know. Oh, probably when I shit on Yuri on Ice when it came out. - That was so funny. - Yeah. - That was so funny. - And then I got so much backlash, I made an apology video. - Yeah, that was so funny. - My only apology video I ever made, which is now deleted, was me apologizing to the Yuri on Ice fan base. I uploaded that and then 30 minutes later, I was like, "What the fuck am I doing?"

- Why am I apologizing for an opinion? - I remember that, that was so funny. - Yeah. - I'm not seeing you being like, don't listen to them. - Don't listen to King. - Don't listen to them. You said your opinion, you said the right thing. - Yeah, so I saw that and I saw like messages from you and like a bunch of other friends and I was just like, what am I doing? - Yeah, take this shit down. - This is stupid. So I took it down. - Take this shit down. - All right. Ooh, okay, nice and simple. What is the goaded animal? - Goat? - I mean, technically speaking, yes. - I mean like it's a- - Ooh, goaded animal.

- I know my answer. - What's your answer? - I'll let you guys cook first. - Oh man, I don't know. - I don't want my answer to affect your answer. - Goaded as in like- - Just the coolest, the bestest, whatever you want. - Like from what I think personally? - You could go for like, you can go like mosquitoes if you want kill count. You could go like cockroaches for like never dying. - Oh man. - My personal favorite, fuck it, let me say it. The mantis shrimp is my most goaded. - Oh, that is pretty goaded. - So fucking cool. - That is goaded. - The fact that we have to like make special enclosures

because we can't keep this one little bug in lines. It smashes glass. - That's the one that it can like punch at like ultrasonic speed or something, right? Or like creates like- - It boils the water in front of it. - It boils the water in front of it, yeah. That's so good. - And I can see in like nine different spectrums that we can't see. She's like, "What a loaded kit." And then they put it in this tiny little thing. Do you remember if bears had that? If bears could go around with sonic punches?

- The universe would look very different. - It'd be like Kuma from Tekken. - Yeah, we'd make like a stone wall and he'd be like smash. We'd be like, fuck, we can't keep these guys out. - They're unstoppable. - Actually, no, I got it. Goated animal is the chicken.

- I was gonna say the cow. - What the fuck? - Delicious meat. - What are you, baby's first animal? - Delicious meat. - The C is for chicken. - Eggs are delicious. - It's not even about that. Just think about if we removed cows, how much of like Western civilization would collapse? - Not that much. - What do you mean not that much? - Not that much 'cause we got chickens. - Look, we'd be saying goodbye to obviously all beef, anything with milk, cheese, butter. - I'm chill with that.

- You know there's milk alternatives, right? - Yeah, you know goat and sheep milk. - You know like a lot of other animals produce. You know we produce milk, right? We can make human butter. - You want human butter? - I bet it's fine. I bet it tastes good. - Human breast milk butter? - I bet it tastes fine.

- What are you, what are you milk? - Kai, Google it. Does breast milk butter taste good? - I have heard human breast milk tastes delicious. - Yes, I'm sure it's fine. Well, guess what? We've all had it, hopefully. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, we have, but- - A tiny bit sweet.

- What are we waiting for? - This is the guy with the milk obsession, by the way. - I want more breast milk. - My point being is we don't need it 'cause then now all you really are missing out on is cows and beef. So it's like, are we really missing out that much? - We still got pork, we got chicken. - We have beef substitutes now. - Yeah, we got lots of different. - So I think I've just concretely destroyed your argument with facts and logic. - I think all of France would just commit, actually no,

- That's a good thing. - That's a good thing to happen. - I'm kidding French people, I'm sorry. I'm kidding. I'm obliged to the British person to make those jokes. - Yeah, what do you mean? So like we are literally, we don't need cows, but cheese in it.

- You can make, Garnt, you can make cheese with other milks. - Yeah. - It's not as good though. It's not as good. - It's 'cause we haven't spec'd into that skill tree. We don't know 'cause we're too busy stuck in the fucking cow milk. - You want fucking breast milk cheese? - Goat cheese is great. - Do you like goat cheese? - I hate goat cheese. - You don't like goat cheese? - Does breast milk cheese taste good? Can we giggle that?

- I like goat cheese. - Yeah, goat cheese is fantastic. - Goat cheese has this aftertaste to it that just really, really puts me off. - What would cheeses made from human milk taste like? - It's sweet, nutty, and a bit crumbly. That sounds good. - Bro, that sounds like a good brie. - Like a good piece of brie. - There's not enough protein, so it's very crumbly. Got it. - Oh, I guess. - I'm sure there's some other animal.

- Yeah. - We can milk? - Well, we can make like goat's milk and sheep's milk. So, you know, I don't know if sheep cheese exists, but goat cheese definitely exists and it's delicious. - Every other cheese I've had that it's like not from like, you know, cow milk is just got this really unappealing aftertaste to it. - That's a skill issue, I think.

- I don't know how to break it to you. I think you've just chose the worst option you could have possibly chosen. You chose the woat actually. Can you now pick the goat? - Yeah, well, okay, what's your woat then? - It's gotta be cockroaches. - Yeah, it's- - They gotta go. I know they serve a purpose. I just don't want them. - I'd say mosquito. - Yeah, mosquitoes is, I think mosquitoes or, you know, mosquitoes on scale in terms of being fucking little shits, just wasps or hornets.

- I mean, you just, I mean, see, because the thing is with a wasp or a hornet, if you leave them alone, they'll 99 times out of 100, they'll leave you alone. - Wasps are like the, wasps have the, wasps, I swear, you would have anger issues. - They leave you alone. - No, only if you start doing this. - Wasps attack on sight sometimes. - Mosquitoes are like, you could be asleep. They're not even a threat and the mosquito's like.

That looks bossing. And then they just go in on you. They don't care if you're like trying to swap them away. They'll try and eat you. And then at least with like a wasp, right? Like, you know, it's easy to see. A mosquito, you'll wake up sometimes you'd be like, how do I have like seven mosquito bites? I didn't see any of these fuckers. I was inside the whole time. - By the way, I agree with the chicken one. Chicken's goaded. - Chicken is goaded, thank you. - Eggs are too goaded. - Yeah, eggs are goaded, chicken meat's goaded. - There's other eggs, there's other eggs. Connor, you call you, there are other eggs.

- Name one egg replacement that is even comparable to a chicken egg. - Quail eggs. - Oh, wow. Oh, I love a scrambled quail egg. - What about a duck egg? - Oh, they're all right. - Yeah, duck, duck. - Actually, you know what, Jay? Fuck you, actually. - Ducks, ducks, we eat ducks? - No, actually, fried chicken's pretty good, though.

- Yeah, fried chicken. - I went to a vegan restaurant, one I like a lot, not because it's vegan, but because they do a bomb pasta, really good. And they had like an optional side menu you could get with your course. I didn't want anything. And they were like, "But it's Japan." So they're like, "What do you mean? "It has a free side item, you should pick one." I was like, "I don't want anything."

And they were like, okay, fine, pick something else. Okay, the fried chicken. And obviously it's a vegan place. It's soy meat fried chicken. It tasted beyond awful. It was vile. It was like flaky and like crumbly. - I've had a lot of soy meats before, but I don't think I've ever had a like fried. - Yeah, I mean, it's still getting there. - Grilled soy meat is pretty good, but- - A couple years ago. I think vegan cheese is pretty good now. - Vegan cheese is good.

- It's pretty hard to, sometimes it gets pretty hard to distinguish between like vegan and non-vegan cheese. - When that happens that I can't distinguish vegan cheese from normal cheese, then I will retract the cow.

- Can you taste the difference? Can you taste the difference between regular cheese and vegan cheese? - Yeah, I mean, I haven't tasted any good ones yet. - I mean, we're also in Japan. It's also like, I don't think there's much interest here. - Yeah, I mean, I didn't think that- - They don't even have any different cheese. - Yeah, I can buy vegan cheese from my supermarket. - What? - Yeah.

- Mind you, it's a tiny fucking package. - I'll be lucky if I can get a block of fucking cheddar here. - Yeah. - I can't even get normal cheese here. Let alone fucking vegan cheese. Where the fuck are you guys living?

- Like in the supermarket, they'll have like one block of cheddar and one block of Parmesan. - Yeah, that's it. - Really? - Yeah, that's all they have. - Maybe it's just my supermarket. - Maybe if I'm lucky, they'll have like a bread Leicester. - I got like kind of a half aisle of cheese. - What the fuck? Where do you live? - In the cheese area, I guess. - I know there's like, there's a lot of areas you can import it and stuff, but I don't really feel like I'm that obsessed with cheese that I wanna import it.

And I don't really think I should be eating a bunch of cheese. - You know, cheese tastes good, but there are a lot of health detriments that come with eating too much cheese. - I didn't know this, apparently releases endorphins when you eat cheese. So that's why a lot of people, even though they might not actually like the flavors a lot, they really like eating cheese. - I mean, yeah, I'm obsessed with eating cheese. - Yeah, and I thought about this. I was like, yeah, sometimes I don't really like the taste much of cheese, some cheeses, but-

- I will just keep eating it. I don't know why. - It's like a drug. - I think so, yeah. - It's like I've been cheese free for three years now. - Casomorphin. - Yeah, sorry. Dauphin, sorry. - Dopamine. - That's what I meant, sorry. Sorry, misspoke. - Isn't that just like most foods though? - Yeah, 'cause chocolate's the same, right? - No, not all foods do it, but cheese does it. - Cheese and chocolates, I think, have both of these. - All right, well, we are sidetracked. - All right, anyway, yeah. So we can agree goat animal is chicken.

- No, Mantis Shrimp. We all agree on Mantis Shrimp, right? - I agree with you on Mantis Shrimp. - In terms of like build. - Yeah. - Just like. - In terms of just like chadness. - In terms of like build, then yeah, Mantis Shrimp, I think. - It's like the full strength build in RuneScape. - I think Praying Mantis is up there as well, if we're talking like builds. - It's okay.

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for $5 off. Back to the episode. - Bro, it is like, praying mantis is pretty bad ass. - Praying mantis will mate, right? And then fucking cut the fucking head off the mate after they're done. - Why do we respect that? I would rather a monogamous animal that didn't kill its partner. - Is there a monogamous animal? - We're not very good at it. - All right, next one. - All right, next one.

- God, I want some cheese now. - God, get that cheese ball off the screen, man. That looks too busty. - I know. - What is the goated quote from any movie or TV show? - It's bad that I just, "Tropic Thunder." - Which one? - I won't say which one. - That's just a goated movie. - There's so many good quotes in that movie.

- Okay, let's not include anime in this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just live action TV show. - I mean, in terms, okay. I don't think this is the go, but in terms of like the most recognizable, widely used quotes that people know,

would it be like, may the force be with you? Is that the most- - No, it's Luke, I'm your father. - No, may the force be with you is like- - See, Luke, I'm your father is- - That's not what he says. - That's not what he says. - That's like what everyone- - Yeah, everyone misremembered. - I'd say that I'm your father is way more famous than- - Yeah, no, I'm your father. - The fuck's with I'm forces with you? - May the force be with you? I mean, that's, they got a fucking, they made a fucking day after it. - Yeah, may the force be with you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What's, Google most iconic Star Wars lines. - Most iconic? - The other iconic Star Wars line is the one where

- May the force be with you. May the force be with you. - The other quoted one on Star Wars is the one where it's like Princess Leia. - Yeah, it's just boring. - Princess Leia is like, I love you to Han Solo. And then he says, I know. - I know. - That is the real quoted quote. - That's the quoted line. - And Star Wars is like, it's a trap. - It's a trap, it's a trap. - All right, but that I don't think. - Say my name, Walter White.

- Say my name. - There's so many good quotes from Breaking Bad though. - Put your dick away, Walter. - Put your dick away, Walter. I'm not gonna fuck it now. - What about, I'll be back.

- Oh God, yeah. - I'm saying these now and it's just like, have these quotes- - Any Arnold Schwarzenegger quote- - Have these quotes like, they were badass for their time, I'm sure, but have they turned into like cliche and cringe now? - No, what about the, my favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger one is the one where he's Mr. Freeze in the Batman movies. Like, "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

And then he blasted ice with me. It's my favorite. - What are the most famous movie quotes of all time? Can you search that up?

- See, that's the thing, right? It's like, there's a difference between like one like absolute standout quote in a movie versus a movie that's just full of so many quotes, you know? - Yeah, yeah. I mean, I would be interested to see if there is a quote that meets like- - Number one, may the force be with you. - Fuck, I was right. - You were so right. - I was wrong. - I was so wrong. - Holy shit. - I was so confidently wrong. - I'm the king of the world, Titanic.

- I don't know. How is that a fucking famous book? - It's a famous scene in Titanic. - I guess so. - Carpe Diem, seize the day. - Carpe Diem. - That is pretty good. - We're gonna need a bigger boat from Jules. - Oh, we're gonna need a bigger boat. That's still...

- I'll be back, Terminator. - These are famous quotes, but I'm wondering, do any of these quotes mean anything to you? - No, that's why we gotta pick a quote that we like and is our goat. It's not about the goated one, it's our goat. - Our goat? - Yeah, all of this is our goat, not the goat. - Okay, with the greatest of all time discussion, you can't just pick a fucking quote that no one knows and no one uses. - Well, I'm not gonna pick one no one fucking knows. Why would I pick one that no one knows?

- Yeah, that wouldn't be a quote. That would just be a line you like. - Yeah, exactly. - My personal favorite is "Run, You Fools" in "Lord of the Rings." - "Run, You Fools." - Yeah, I love that one. I love that one. I always say it as well. I quote that one so fucking much. - What about "You shall not pass"? - You know, obviously that one is more well known, but in daily life, I say "Run, You Fools" way more. - Yeah, what's a movie quote that you use on a daily basis, like in real life?

- I don't fucking know. - Like run you fools for instance. - Run you fools. I'm trying to think of like movie quotes that I have actually used in real life and my vocabulary is just fucking means. - I think the only one I use, like I have used in conversation before is, it's not even like a memorable scene from Pulp Fiction, but it's the scene where like,

- Say what again? - Oh yeah, say what again. Yeah, that one as well. But also the one where like Bruce Willis' character saves Marcel's walls from Zen and then Bruce Willis' character is like, "You okay, man?" And then Marcel's like, "No, I'm quite fucking far from okay."

- I love that one. - But yeah, the "Say what again?" - I love that line. - I do quote that quite a lot. - I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. - I can quote that whole movie. I love that movie. - Just like, actually, this is a quote from that scene that I do use pretty often. - "Mmm, now that is a tasty burger." - What the fuck?

Big kahuna burger, the cornerstone of Indian nutritious breakfast. - Every time I go to America, that quote is just like free real estate. - That is a tasty burger. - I also love that scene in Pulp Fiction where Marcellus is like walking across the road with the donuts and he just like stops and looks at Bruce Willis' character and just goes,

- Just anything from a Quentin Tarantino movie. - It's so good. - It's so insanely quotable. - Any of those will be good for me. - Okay, fair enough, fair enough. What's your gut then, Garnt? - May the force be with you? - No. - It's not good. - None of these- - Can you scroll down a bit more? - Yeah, can you scroll down? Let's see what else we got.

- My precious. - Houston, we have a problem. There's no crying in baseball. I've never heard of that one. - ET phone home. - You can't handle the truth. - You can't handle the truth. - I'll watch that scene at least once a year because I think that scene is just a fucking masterpiece. - You wanna know the truth?

- You can handle the truth. - Keep your friends closer, keep your enemies closer. Did they originate that quote in the Godfather part two? - I think so. - What? - I did not know that. - Is that where that quote originated from? - I think it might be. - Can you Google that quote and see what it says? It's right at the bottom. - Number 21. - There's no way they coined that phrase. That's like a very daily and iconic phrase people say.

- It might have gotten so famous from this movie that people have forgotten where the origin is. - People quote it like it's,

- Today I learned- - Often attributed to Machiavelli or Sun Tzu. - It was actually first said by Michael. - Wait, click on it? - Yeah, click on that. - Yeah, they're clicking on it already. - Yeah. - Today I learned- - Was actually first said by Michael Corleone in Godfather Part II. - Wow. - What the fuck? Scroll down the comments. - Wow. - All right, maybe I do need to watch Godfather. - Dude, it's good. Godfather's amazing.

- Yeah, I mean, it sounds something like something Machiavelli or Sun Tzu would say. I mean, it's interesting. - I mean, when it comes to like, we could tangent this into just like go to just like quote from a famous person as well. 'Cause there's lots of those. - What is your go to quote? - Go to quote from a famous person? Oh shit.

- I didn't think about that. - God, there's so many. - I can't think of any off the top of my head.

- Yeah, most of the quotes, but yeah, to me- - Oh no, my favorite is Einstein's quote, which said, "There are only two things in this world that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity." - He did have a lot of banger quotes. - I love that quote. - I remember every time I died in fucking "Modern Warfare 2," they'd play the quote. You remember that, when you died in "Modern Warfare 2"? - Oh yeah. - They'd play a quote, and I remember that they fucking showed that Einstein quote a million times, and where it's like- - Oh, it was like the- - I know not what World War III will be fought with, but I know World War IV will be fought with.

- With sticks and stones. - I remember seeing that, like fuck off.

- I mean, that's just like one person dying is a tragedy. A million people dying is a statistic. And it's like Stalin or something like that. - It does go hard. - Yeah, "You can't handle the truth" is just such a fucking goaded quote from a goaded scene. - Also, "You talking to me?" from "Taxi Driver." - You talking to me? You talking to me? - Oh, that is pretty. - That's goaded. - That is up in the air. - Hasta la vista, baby. - Here's Johnny. All right, all right.

- Yeah, okay. Do you wanna pick the next one? - Yes, I got the next quote. - Too many quotes, man. Too many quotes from great movies. - All right, next up is Goated Way to Die. Why is that? - What's the greatest way to die? If you could choose your way to go out. - Giant explosion.

- That would be, that would be good. Or flying into the sun. - Honestly, I thought about that for a second. - Flying into the sun would be good. - You'd probably heat up so much before you got there that it would, you'd get cooked. - You'd like die way before you even got close to the sun. - Yeah. - Okay, jumping into a black hole. No, that's like, that's the worst way to die. - You'd get ripped apart before you got close to it.

- No, no, no, not even ripped apart. You just like never- - You'd never reach it. You'd die. - You'd never reach it, right? - Yeah, you'd die before you- - Yeah, but it's just like, you'll be remembered as the guy who jumped into a black hole. - No one would know, they would never see it.

- Well, you'd see them going towards it. - They would. - You would see it until you hit the event horizon. - In fact, in fact, if you jump into a black hole- - And then you start red shifting. - If you jump into a black hole, you would never see them enter the black hole. - Yeah, I know, that's what I meant. - Yeah. - You hit the event horizon, you start red shifting and then you vanish. - We'd never know that he entered the black hole 'cause we'd never see him enter the black hole 'cause you can't enter the black hole. - You'll see me just like standing,

I guess just like floating still. I wouldn't be standing. I'd be floating still in space. The moment I hit the event horizon, I started getting redder and redder and redder until I become infrared and disappear. - See this is shit. This sounds miserable. Can we get a better death? - What do you thought then? - That is an awful death. - I thought explosion was a great one. 'Cause presumably you would just- - Trying to power your nuke.

- That sounds high. - Parry a nuke? - Yeah, parry a nuke. - That would be high. - What, you're just like standing there with a shield? Where it's just like, I gotta press right trigger at the perfect time. - No, have you not seen that clip where that game allows you to parry a nuke? - No. - Bro, it's so fun.

- What game is that? Well, I don't know, but- - Is it Ultra Kill? 'Cause you can parry like, there's like this giant boss that has these arms and he can punch you and you can parry as God's punches. It's really fucking, and he's like, hits himself in the face when you parry. - Wow. - It's kind of neat. - Yeah, parrying a nuke would simultaneously be the best and worst way to die. 'Cause I think,

- So radiation poisoning is one of the worst ways to die. Especially if it's like, did you hear that story about that? - What if we put like C4 in Joey's ass? - And I just, well, like in like- - He's just like fully disintegrated. - Like in the boys. - In the boys. - It's not so invincible for a second. - Yeah, like in the boys. We put a bomb in your butt. - It's a bomb. - That'd be pretty good. - What else is a goaded way to die?

- Oh man. - Okay, out of goaded way to die, that is actually things that people usually die from. Instead of just being like, yo, I would- - Hypersonic explosion.

- I don't know, I mean, dying naturally is always chill. - Yeah, around your family. - Just dying in your sleep. - Peacefully in your bed. - That sounds nice. - Dying in your sleep is the go-to way to die. - Dying in your, okay, dying in your sleep. - That is the go-to way to die. - That is the go-to way. - Surrounded by family, you know, maybe like, - Okay. - Radio's playing or something. - You reach old age. - Yeah, you reach like 90. - You still are pretty capable. You're not like, you know, your body hasn't completely given up on you.

And then one day you go to sleep and your body just gives out. - Yeah, you just don't wake up. - Yeah, and that's it. - That's goaded. - That's pretty goaded. That's actually how I would want to go. - Yeah. I'd be like, I might not wake up tomorrow, but you know what? I'm good, man. I'm peacing out. - Overdosing on cheese. - No, that sounds terrible. - Yeah. - You'd be dying as you constantly shit yourself. - But I have so much cheese.

- Isn't that one of the deaths in seven or something like that? - Gluttony? - Yeah, gluttony. That sounds like hell, man. - That's another good quote. What's in the box? - What's in the box? - All right, we do say that all the time. - Yeah, we always say that. - Yeah. - What do you think about

getting struck by lightning. Is that goaded or loaded? - Actually, that's pretty goaded. - You reckon that's goaded? - No. - I think that's loaded. - Your odds of dying are like pretty low, if I'm not mistaken. - Right, but I think that'd be woad because like you'd be- - Chances of dying to lightning strikes. - You'd be just like walking around, just casually strolling and then next minute you're dead. Like you won't even have enough time to process that you just died. - Only 10% of people struck by lightning are killed. - Right. - It's pretty epic though, isn't it?

- Wait, leaving 90% with various degrees of disability. - You've been struck by lightning. - Yeah, but I didn't think I would like, I don't know. I thought you'd be like, you just like walk it off. - I mean, some people, I've seen videos of some people walking it off. - You'd walk it off, man. - Have you seen that video of the guy? - How come no one talks about that anymore? Why does no one talk about getting struck by lightning anymore? - What do you mean? - I feel like as a kid, it was just a thing everyone always spoke about. - Oh yeah, yeah. - And like drowning in quicksand.

- That's because there's so many- - Why is it going out of fashion now? - That's because there's so many YouTube videos now disproving quicksand, I think. - Yeah. - Because quicksand- - That was my main, when we were growing up, that was the thing I had to worry about the most as an adult. You were like, "Shit, quicksand's a real-" - Every time I walked into a playground sandpit, I'm like, "This might be the day." - Yeah, you never know.

- As a kid they always made it seem like a big deal. - A sinkhole forms and then I'm gone. - I feel like that's because like, I remember my earliest memory of "Quicksand" was probably playing Mario games or some shit like that. - Like the desert level? - You remember the desert level when you're like, you just sink down. - You have to drive around. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - When did "Quicksand" become so like ubiquitous in the 90s? Like why was it everywhere? - Because of movies like "Indiana Jones" and shit.

Like those kinds of movies, I think that kind of pop and like the mummy, those kinds of like desert themed like action fantasy movies. I think they were around in the nineties. Just like, oh yeah, let's just, we got to give the protagonist a threat. Put him in quicksand. - I just feel like lightning has really fallen off. Like no one talks about it anymore. You don't notice that? No one talks about lightning. - I think it's because so many myths about lightning and getting struck by lightning have been debunked now.

- Like what myths? - Like the one that was always floating around in my vicinity, it was like, oh, if it starts thunderstorming, but it's not raining, then you actually shouldn't put up an umbrella because the pointed bit of the umbrella acts as a place that the lightning can strike. And it's like,

But if you're surrounded by buildings and trees, you're most likely gonna be fine. - So what you're saying is next time there's a lightning storm, you're gonna test the hypothesis, Joey. - Well, now that I know I only have a 10% chance of dying, yeah. I might be disabled afterwards, but I'll live at least. And if I die, go to where to die. - I mean, getting struck by lightning, you're like,

- It'd be a cool story. - It'd be a cool story. Well, not if you're dead. - I like that. Dude, you're a gacha player. You must love this. - No, okay. - You're like, it's certain. - It's astronomical. - There's practically no way I can win. - Let's just think about this for a second, right? - There's no way I'll lose the 10%. - It's like, okay, let's just imagine this. All right, you're dead. All right, you can't control anything. On your tombstone, would you like,

to say, "Passed away with friends and family, died peacefully, surrounded by friends and family." Or would you like to say, "Struck by lightning." Isn't that badass? - That is pretty bad. - Isn't that bad? Have you heard of that, dude? - You know what I would do if I got struck by lightning? I would just flip my personality. I would be 180. I'd pivot and then everyone would believe that the lightning caused it.

- No one would doubt it. - It's like, yeah, Connor's saying he's like Chinese now. - I don't know what happened. - I did not intend to become Chinese, but I got struck by lightning, Joey. That was not, how did you get that?

- How did you take away? - You said you'd flip it. - I specifically said I would flip my personality. Why in your head did you equate that to being like Connor's gonna become Chinese? - Well, your personality is 0% Chinese right now. - The well understood personality of being Chinese. What do you mean by that? - I don't know. - Wait, it's the opposite of, it's the opposite of what? - As the opposite of me, Chinese?

What the fuck? I just started cosplaying Mao Zedong because I got struck by lightning. What do you think happens to me?

- What the fuck? No, I meant like maybe I would just be a bit of a dick. Or maybe I would be like- - Wait, are you not? - No. - That's not a personality flip. - I realize I set that up. Or maybe I'd be like really quiet and shy and I say like raw all the time. 'Cause people would- - Guys, I like Boccia the Rock now. - I think people would buy it. 'Cause you can't be like, nah, the lightning didn't change him. 'Cause we don't even know lightning.

- It's kind of like a mythical force. - Wait, wait, does it even like, if you get hit by lightning, does it even change your personality? Is that even an option? - No, no. - Joey's like, wait, can I become Chinese? - Can I become Chinese if I get hit by lightning? - Don't tell Japanese people that. - What the fuck?

- But that being said, if you do like hit your head, there have been reported cases where like people have like hit certain parts of their head and it can like kind of change certain behaviors. - Yeah, because like that's how people get like savant syndrome, right? Where they're like get like really like massive head trauma and it changes, the trauma is so massive that it changes some chemistry in your brain where some people are,

like just become like savants at something. - Yeah, I don't know if this was like an urban myth or actually like a real news story, but was there something where someone, a story where someone hit their head or something to do with this and then they could just inexplicably speak another language or something like that? - That sounds like bullshit.

- It sounds like bullshit. I don't know. I don't know. - They must have been just grinding Duolingo out for the accent. And then they finally reveal it. There's no way. I just don't think that's possible at all. - I mean, savant syndrome is definitely a thing. - Yeah, no clear. That sounds bullshit 'cause you'd, I can believe that you could become better at retaining information or smarter. Like the mate would be your boy, your brain works. I can maybe buy that. But like the fact that you would somehow have

that didn't exist in your brain doesn't sound right at all. - Yeah, that doesn't make sense. - Maybe you would be able to retain a language easier. - Oh, it's foreign accents. - Okay, well, yeah, well then maybe you would. - Yeah. - Yeah, okay, well, maybe I would be trying to. - At least just have a Chinese accent.

- I thought he was from Wales. Where's this accent coming from? - Oh my God. - Guys, he's like, guys, he's not being racist. He was just struck by lightning. - That's just how he talks now. - That's just how he talks now. - He can't help it. - Did you guys know there are butterflies that drink blood? - Or that there's a species of beetle that can shoot boiling liquid out of its butt.

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- I think I would genuinely not wanna hang out with you. I'd be like, fuck Joey, man. - I got elbowed, I got hit by lightning. - Yeah, I'd be like, no, you're not British, stop. You go, I'm fucking British. Like, no, stop. - Yeah, so lightning is pretty good. - So the worst. - What is the worst of all time? - Worst? - Gotta be "Immolation", right? - Oh yeah. - What's that?

- Being set on fire. - Is emulating where you do it to yourself or? - Self-emulation is when you set yourself on fire. - Yeah. - It's really painful. - That would suck. - Drowning also seems pretty bad. - Drowning's bad. Upside down stuck in a cave. - Nutty putty. - Absolutely, yeah. - Starving honestly seems pretty bad. I watched another one of those cave things and this guy was diving in a cave because of course he was and then got

- And he got on this ledge in the cave that had like was above air. - Yeah. - And he like could have easily have like swam back but just didn't 'cause the cave was dark. He was right next to the exit the whole time and they found him and he'd like starve to death. - Oh shit. - In the cave for like 40 days or something.

- Oh my God. - Yeah, that would be terrible. - Maybe, I don't know. I might be, I made it the fuck up, but either way it sounds pretty miserable. - What about like being flung out into space? - Nah, sounds cool. - Just like without a suit. - That's fucking- - JoJo reference. - Huh? You're not gonna be like Carlsberg. - Flung out into space is an awful way to die. - You die, but you die the moment you like- - No, no, no, 'cause your blood would boil first. - Yeah. - I think that you would die in the, before you, would you die before you even reached space? I think you'd die before you even left the atmosphere, right?

- No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - So say you're in the International Space Station, you open the door and you get thrown out. - I thought you meant like trebuchet from like Ohio to like, to orbit. - Like a giant slingshot? Elon Musk is like, "We've added a new contraption to SpaceX." - Yeah, I thought you meant like being trebuchet from like,

- This is the Ryan air space exploration. - We've done the calculations. You can probably reach orbit velocity from here. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, definitely. - Your blood would boil, like your eyes would pop. - That would be terrible way to die. - That doesn't sound fun though, does it? - No. - None of those sound fun. - I don't know if this is also another urban legend.

- Probably yes, if you have to think about it. - I remember there was like a phrase, like spontaneous, something spontaneous combustion, like human spontaneous combustion or something like that. Is that a real thing? - No, I don't think so. - Can you switch this up? - Isn't it, I think I remember this. It's like some kind of like, there has been like some,

- There's no way bro. There's no way. - I remember there was like a phrase. - There's apparently been some like documents. - Spontaneous human combustion. - Yeah, there's been some like scientific studies done on this. I know that. Is a concept of spontaneous combustion of a living human body without an apparent external source of ignition. Have attempted to analyze reported instances and have resulted in hypotheses regarding potential cause and mechanisms, including victim behavior and habits, alcohol consumption,

- Yeah, so basically they've seen people happening too, but they don't know how it happened. - Can you Google? I remember seeing this Twitter post. It was like cause of deaths in London, 1700s funny list. There was like a literal like cause of deaths for all the citizens of like London and like 60. Yeah, yeah, this one, this one. Dude, this is so fucking cool. The list is so funny. - Okay. - Like some people died from King's evil.

- Afrightened? - Made away themselves. - I'm gonna start saying that now. - Canker. - Canker. - Canker. - Canker. - Canker. - Look, my favorite one is cancer and a wolf. And wolf. - And wolf. - What does that mean? - Cold and cough. - What's Quincy? - I'm not sure. - Rising of the lights. - What?

- Cut of the stone? - What does planet mean? 13 people died of the planet. - Suddenly. - We don't know, they just suddenly died. - I love my favorite is teeth. - Teeth? - Presumably bad dental care. - Yeah, bad dental care. - What is fistula? - Fistula, I don't know. - Worms, 27. - Gout. - Four died of gout, wow. - Tympani. - Wow. - One person died of vomiting.

- But my favorite was cancer and wolf. I just didn't. - I think my favorite is planet. - Planet. - What does that mean? - The earth killed. - I love the one bit with a mad dog. - Bit with a mad dog. - What does King's evil mean? - I don't know, but 38 people died from it. - Impostume.

- Killed by several accidents. - Yeah, several. - Does that make it sound like a fucking Monty Python? - What is affrighted? - Affrighted? - They're scared to, they're scared of fright? - 11 people died from grief. - Grief? Wow. - Lethargy. What?

- Wait, what? - From doing nothing? - From being lazy? - I do love, I just love made away themselves. - Jesus. - Yeah, interesting. Overlaid and starved at nurse. - What is that? - It's really fascinating seeing like the course of the- - Also, I love how it's not murdered, it's murdered. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's changed. - Times have changed. - Really fucking cool that we have these like 500, 400 year old things to look at.

I mean, any of these could be goat or wolf. - Yeah. - Cancer and wolf does sound kind of goaded. - Yeah, cancer and- - You're fighting off the both of them. - It's not just cancer, it's not just wolf. It's someone with cancer fighting off the wolf. - I like the idea, it was you died to the wolf because you also had cancer and you were not able to fight off the wolf. - It's like they don't know which one actually killed the first. - Well, technically, you know, if we're being pedantic, it was really both. - Yeah. - All right, here we go, next one.

- Ooh, goat anime character you'd buy a pint. - Oh, Askeladd, Askeladd. - Holy shit. - Askeladd, Askeladd. - Hell yeah. - I would forgive the murder, 100%, 100%. We would bond over the great nation of Wales. I can't, I would just, oh man, it'd be so fun. - Oh man, I'm just thinking like- - No, he'd murder a few people at the bar, you're like, "Ah, that's just Askeladd." - I wanna eventually get a dog, I'm gonna call it Askeladd.

- But then I'll refer to him as Ladd for short. - Ladd for short. - 'Cause I just like the idea of calling a dog Ladd. - Hey, Ladd, come here. - Ladd, Ladd, come here, Ladd. - Come here, Ladd. - Ladd, sit down. It's gotta be Escalad. - Yeah, that's a good answer. - And be like, "Did you see that? "When I chopped that guy's head off, "that was fucking, I'll drink to that."

- Someone who isn't Welsh though. - Okay, okay, true, fair. Okay, how about an anime character like that you would do, like, 'cause obviously there's a lot of goat characters that we could say, I don't know. - Whitebeard. - Like Whitebeard, yeah, I'm sure. - You'd be like starting there, you'd be like, "Hey, cheers." - You'd be like those pictures when they show Andre the Giant with beers. - Yeah.

- Oh man. - But there's no way I wouldn't be able to pass out from his aura. There's no way you'd be able to share a drink with a white bitch. - That's a great question. - What about, I will say that the drunk chick from "Volge of the Rock." - That's just like every, I could say like Misato. - Yeah, why not say Misato? - Okay, actually. - Misato would be goaded. - I'm sorry, you can't say Misato. - I mean, Misato would be great. - Misato would be goaded. - Griffith?

- I just wanna figure out if he'd pay for the round. - He looks like he drinks Mike's hot lemonade. He does not look like a beer drinker. - I just wanna talk, I just wanna talk, okay? - He's like, "I'm not drinking much tonight, guys, sorry." - He's the kind of guy who'd be like, "You're having a long night, then I buy the round, and then it's his turn and he leaves."

And I'm like, dude, come on. You gotta buy at least your round. - Sorry, I have to get up early tomorrow. - He would perfectly time it so that he misses a round. That's what he would do. - Yeah, he would. - He would do that. It'd be like a group of eight. He'd be like, ah, we're on the seventh beer, guys. - I've had enough, guys. I gotta go home. - I gotta go home. - You're like, fuck off. - My last train. - You have to buy the round.

- No, Griffith would be woad bro. - That'll be an interesting one. I always thought Onizuka from "Great Teacher Onizuka." - Oh yeah. - Just any like Chad character. - What's a character who you would like, let's say they turn of age and you're the guy who like buys their first pint.

- In some context that could sound really weird. You're like, I waited until they were of age to buy them a drink. - Like a fatherly figure, right? Like, oh, you're of age now, let's go get a beer with your old man kind of thing. - I think an alcoholic Deku would be fun. I think that would add a lot of layers to the character. - I'd buy Shinji a pint.

- He needs it. - He needs it. - He needs it. - Ro needs a pint. - I'm like, wait, you're 18 now? All right. - Come on. - Actually, literally every child character from "Evangeliac" they need it. Like everybody needs one. - I'm looking around for inspiration here. - Okay. - Yeah. - Gone. - Gone? - Lelouch. - Would you buy Lelouch a pint? - I'd buy Lelouch a pint. - He doesn't strike me as like a pint guy.

- I don't know why, he's definitely a wine guy. - He's definitely the kind of guy who pretends he's drinking, but actually- - Yeah, true. - Yeah, yeah, he would never like willingly get drunk. - He'll never let his guard down. - You're like halfway through your beer and he's had two sips, you're like, "Come on, man, you gotta speed up. You gotta keep pace." - It's like, "I command you to keep pace with me." - Realistically, I think the best pint would be with like Trevor Belmont from Castlevania. - Oh yeah. - That would be a good pint.

- Yeah. - 'Cause you know it wouldn't be one. You know it'd be at least six nights. - Oh, Zorro, Zorro, that would be like, that would be an all night table. That would be an all fucking night table. - Zorro, can you get home okay, buddy? - Yeah, I think so. - You know he'd spill the tea on the fucking squad as well. You're like, all right, who's the biggest dickhead? All right, tell me, come on. - It's like, I saw Sanjay in the bathroom. He has a tiny cock. He's like, he ain't shit.

- Yeah, who would be the woat then? - Who would be the woat? - Woat in this, who is the one anime character you would never wanna share a pie with? - Who just would I not want to be stuck in a room with? - Easy, easy, easy, back and go. - I was gonna say back and go. - He would just, he would like shout at the bar person to come over. - Especially in Japan as well. - He'd complain if there's like a tiny bit of head. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he would just be the worst. - Yeah, definitely. - He would just be the worst. - I'm glad we can all agree, Bakuro would work. - Who's that guy from Demon Slayer as well?

- Zenitsu? - Inosuke? - Zenitsu. - Oh, Zenitsu. - I feel like he'd be the emotional drunk. He's the kind of person you go out every time and he just ended up crying over. - You know what I mean? - But he's not even drinking, he's just drinking udoncha. - He's drinking udoncha and he's just like, "I'm so sorry, I'm so drunk, guys." - Boy has one udon high and just gets fucked. That's definitely Zenitsu. All right, all right.

- What do we got next? - Bro, what do we got? Goated chocolate bar slash brand. - Ooh. - Okay, well, we know the worst of all time is Hershey's. - Yeah, 100%. Hershey's is terrible. That is absolutely, certified woat. - Goat? - I'm gonna say- - You know what? - Mr. Feastable Bar. - Nine out of 10 kids prefer Feastable. Have you had the Feastables? - I have, yeah. - The new ones? - Not the new one, I haven't had the new one.

- Pretty good actually. - I had the D's nuts and they were pretty good. - It wasn't bad. It was just like, it still kind of tasted like Hershey's. - The original one just tasted like Hershey's but just a bit more milky.

The new ones you can, it's a bit too, I could tell that they're definitely like, okay, we're gonna make sure that our audience knows that there is like real chocolate in here because you can definitely taste like the cocoa. A little bit too much in my opinion, but it's still like better. - I don't know if it is cocoa 'cause I don't know if you know, but cocoa prices are insane right now. - Really? - Yeah, it's Google cocoa prices right now. They've gone like quadruple. 'Cause it all comes from like,

- What's the, maybe show a graph. Sierra Leone, I think it is. And apparently it's been absolutely ravaged by- - Holy shit. God damn. - Yeah, so it's gone up. Yeah, four times. - 250%. - Yeah, so like,

- It just doesn't, how do you make a chocolate bar at scale that's affordable, that uses actual cocoa? - Well, Hershey's is winning then. - Well, they never use cocoa. - Yeah, Hershey's is like, "All right, all right, our time to shine." - I just don't want it to end up where every chocolate company has to resort to going with the Hershey's method. - But I mean, there's a real possibility if this continues that chocolate becomes more of a luxury item,

Which to be honest, it probably should have been. - That's how it started. - And to be honest, you're seeing a lot more of these kind of fancier chocolate brands getting a lot popular. - I'm just glad that coffee is not a luxury item otherwise. I think actually the world would go through it. - Yeah. - The world would crumble. - Productivity, the economy would crumble. - It'd be great Saj part two. - Well, I think if I'm not mistaken, I think it's really hard to grow cocoa outside of like that one region.

- Can you Google like the cocoa- - Well, the weather is like really specific, right? With the cocoa. - Yeah, luckily I think coffee is a little more forgiving in terms of the air is- - The coffee belt. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - More places than I thought actually. But I know that Africa- - Thailand, let's go. I'm moving to Thailand. - I know that Africa produces most of it though. - Indonesia. - God, I love coffee there. - Basically just a hot and humid climate. - True. - It looks like. - But the goat of chocolate.

- Honestly, man, it's kind of a boring answer. - I'm not a big chocolate guy. - I'm not a big chocolate fan either, but the one that I sometimes get a craving for is like a Mars bar. It's kind of boring. - No. - I know it's technically a chocolate bar, but in my head that's not, chocolate bars are full chocolate. - Oh, full chocolate. - I feel like a bar that is- - So we're not including like Snickers? - No, we can include bars, 'cause it's like, it's chocolate bars. - But Mars is like,

- I like the chocolate as well. It's the mixture, it's the mixture. And even saying that I don't really like caramel. - What about Snickers? - Snickers, nah. - Okay, so we're being like, okay, then we should just change this to like sweet bar. - Yeah, sweet bar. - Yeah, sweet bar. - Yeah, sweet bar. - Yeah, sweet bar. - Yeah, sweet bar.

- No, it's got chocolate on it. - What is a sweet bar that wouldn't have chocolate on it? - A fruit roll up. - Like, isn't this bars that have like shit that is not chocolate? - I think everyone watching this will agree that Mars and Snickers are chocolate bars. - Do you count milk chocolate? 'Cause milk chocolate isn't technically chocolate. - Yeah, that's chocolate. - That's not.

- Doesn't use cocoa at all. - Yeah, but who gives a fuck? It tastes like chocolate. - No, so who gives a fuck about caramel being in the bar, Joey? - It tastes like chocolate. - I give a fuck about caramel being in the bar. - It tastes like chocolate. - I thought when we said chocolate bar, we meant the purely chocolate bars. - Well then we're limited to like three brands. - No, we're not, there's loads of brands. - Like what?

There's the cow one. There's the, you know the cow one? - Dairy milk? - No, no, no, the cow one. - Milka? - Milka? - Milka? - Milka? - Milka? - Have you had Milka? - Never heard of it. - Oh, I'm not inspired. - There's Lindt or Lindor. - Yeah, Lindor. - Lind is fucking it. - Dairy milk, Galaxy. - Hershey's. - Hershey's.

bunch of other, there's tons of bars that are just chocolate. - Okay, well from that short list, then it's probably- - Google chocolate bars. - Chocolate bars. - Pure chocolate bars. - From that short list, I would say the goaded is Lind. - I was gonna say Lind as well. - Yeah. - I don't like Lind that much. - Like see, Lind for me is like not something I can eat every single day, but when I do have it, it's like heroin. It's so good. - Why would they show her shit? - For me, it's- - Oh yeah, have you had the,

- Ghirardelli, the Italian one they sometimes give you like espresso. - Yes, yes. - Oh, that's seen that one. - After eights as well. - I don't care after eights. - Yeah, I'm not really a fan as well. For me. - I actually just think chocolate's mid. - Why?

- Why? - Why? - I never really craved chocolate. - I don't think it's, I don't ever crave it, but I also don't think it's me. Like it's fucking good when you have it. Godiva, like when you have a Godiva every now and then. - What's your snack of choice? - I don't like Godiva. - You don't like Godiva? - No, I don't think it's, it's way over a price for what it tastes like.

- Is it Godiva or Godiva? - Yeah, Godiva. - Godiva. - No one knows. - I bought that JoJo Godiva. Can you Google JoJo Godiva? - Godiva is like way too heavy for me. It's way too rich. - It did taste good, I won't lie. But then I found out that, oh yeah. How much do you think that cost? - It's like, well, it says 150 Canadian.

- Oh, well I did not pay that much. That's the resell. - All right. - Okay. - It's like, oh, for specifically JoJo ones? - Yeah, that box. - Probably like 80, $40. - It was like, yeah, it was like $60.

- I mean, a standard one is like 30 bucks a box. - Isn't that crazy? - I mean, I'll never buy anything like this. - No. - Yeah, it was good. It tastes good though. I ate it. - Oh, I bet, yeah. I mean, the chocolate itself is good. - I can never have more than one Godiva. - But these are like the Louis Vuittons of chocolates. You're not gonna be buying this every day. - I mean, in terms of what I ate the most as a kid, Frodo bar.

- Frodo, yeah, Frodo frogs. - Frodo. - Frodo. - Sorry, Fredo. - Frodo. - Mr. Frodo, we're gonna have a bar, Mr. Frodo. - Give me a chocolate bar, Mr. Frodo. - Frodo bar. - Yeah, Frodo. - Frodo bars, Frodo bars are great. - Yeah, Frodo frogs are great. - There's the whole meme of them being five pence and they obviously went up. - Oh yeah, they were five cents when I was a kid. Now they're like 25, 30 cents or something. - Toblerone was like a little bit. - Oh, Toblerone. - Oh, Toblerone.

- That's the goaded one. That's the goaded one. - And I count that because that is basically all chocolate, which is crumbly bits in it. That's basically all chocolate. - It's chocolate. - It was goaded until they fucking fixed the spacing. - Yeah, they got rid of the fucking spacing. - It is kind of crazy how they pulled that and they got rid of it. - That was the whole point. That's what was goaded about it. You could break off a piece. Look at that. What is that? - I can't believe they're dirty. - What the fuck is that?

- This is the only pyramid conspiracy theory I will buy. Look at that shit. - It's kind of fucked up how they did that. - This is the heart rate monitor reading of the fucking company right now. Like they're on the last leg.

I do always underestimate the amount of chocolate I'm getting in a Toblerone bar. - Oh yeah. - I always forget just how much one triangle is when I'm eating it. I'm like, bah. - Well, that's the thing, right? Toblerone bars are the ones where you see it in like an airport duty free or something. And you're just like, fuck. But you look at the price and you're like, damn, that's kind of expensive though. But then when you start eating it, you're like, oh wait, no, this is actually worth the price. - I know it doesn't count,

but when I went to the airport, I bought these like Kinder Bueno bites. - Yeah. - And they're like just one bite of Kinder Bueno. It's so good. It's the perfect snack. I love Kinder Bueno. - I'm not a fan of Kinder Eggs. I'm not. - What about Kinder Bueno? - Nah. - God damn it. We can't agree on anything here, can we? - They're like too creamy.

- Kinder just feels like someone nodded in my mouth. I don't like it. - I love that. - JoJo fan. - I can't believe you don't like Kinder. What the fuck? - Kinder eggs for me is like a once every couple of years thing. - No, I don't like Kinder eggs. I don't like Kinder eggs. Actually, I do like Kinder eggs. No, the worst one is the American one. Have you seen the American one? It's fucking vile. It's called an American Kinder eggs. They're called Kinder surprises.

- Oh, is that the ones with the toys inside? - All Kinder Eggs have toys inside. - Look at this sad excuse of a Kinder Egg. Look at this, the fourth image. - What is that? - Show the fourth image. You had it, yeah, yeah. Look at that. Look how disgusting and vile that is. - What the fuck is that? - It's so vile. - What the fuck is that? What am I looking at? - It's vile. - That's not a Kinder Egg. - You open up this egg and it's that. And then it's like, "God, these kids have been robbed of joy." - I can't believe it. - That's gross. Don't do that, guys. - It's the most sickening thing I've ever seen in my life.

- Well, woad chocolate is probably the American King to surprise. - Yeah, this is such a vile, vile breach of trust of me as a Kinder Egg enjoyer. - Gross. - Not fun. - All right, let's go next one. We've discussed enough about chocolate. - I want some chocolate now. - Yeah. - All right. - Goaded color. Are you spelt it the British way?

- Oh, the proper way. - Of course I did. - Oh nice, nice. - Why am I getting complimented for spelling it the correct way? - I thought it was Joey. Wait, which English do you guys use? - We use OUR as well. - Oh hell yeah. - It's only America that does OUR. - Yeah. - I actually think it's most of the English speaking world. - Is it? - Yeah. - Well they're right. - We're correct. - I still refuse to spell it.

- It just looks like a, like leet speak to me when I say it without the U. I'm like, what is this? - And I refuse to not spell it mum as well. Not mum. - I will say the one I kind of do agree with, realize. I do think realize should have a Z. - Realize. - Yeah, instead of an S. - Why?

- You literally say the Z when you say the word. - Yeah, you don't say realize. - Yeah, you know what's this realize? It doesn't make sense. - Realize. - Can't we, you just said a Z. - You just said a Z. - That's an S. - That's a hard S. - You just said a Z. It's clearly- - Realize, realize, realize. - You're saying a Z. - No, no, no. I don't say realize. I say realize.

- No you don't. - You just changed it, you piece of shit. - All right, anyway, go to color. How the fuck are we gonna decide this? - White. - You can't say that. Anyone else, they would've been like, okay, a bit weird but fair enough. Connor, when Connor says that, it's like, whoa. - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - Also, that's a shade, not a color.

- We're gonna count whites and black. - White is a color. - White and black are shades. - White is a color. - They're shades. - White is a color. - Anyway. - Google white is a color. Black is also a color. - It's a shade.

- White is a color. - Some consider white to be a color. - I am some. - Yeah. - I am some. - Of course Joey's that guy's just like, "Mmm, I don't know what white is in my color." - See, but in a technical sense, black and white are not colors, they're shades. - We don't care. - Thank you very much. - We don't care, Joey. - Thank you very much. - We don't care. - Let me guess, on Photoshop, right? Didn't they ask you to pick the color, is white or black there? - Sorry, Joey, what color is the shirt you're wearing? - Well, the shade is white. - What color is it? - So there's no colors on that shirt. - It's all the colors. - There's no colors. - It's all the colors.

- That's all white is, it's all the colors. - So it's a color, 'cause it has all the colors. - Yes, it's all the colors.

- So what color it is? - All of them. - Listen, I don't care about your science. - I fucking hate this guy. - This is Joey. - What's the color of that, Joey? - What's the color of the mic? - So the color of your shirt is all the colors and what's that color? - None of the colors. - It's the lack of color.

- So Joey's wearing all of the colors and none of the colors. Great, great, great, fucking great. - That's why my brain's drift out for a while. - You buy all the clothes without any of the colors. - I don't see color. - I'm just gonna say blue. Kinda blue though. - Can you Google why is blue the most popular color? - 'Cause it's sky. Sky blue.

- That is not the reason why it's the most popular. - No, but how did it become that blue is the color for boys and pink is the color for girls? How did that come about? That's got nothing to do with the sky. It's not like women are like, "I don't see what's up there." - Society. Also, this is the first I've heard that blue is the color for boys. - Well, think of every public toilet you go to. When you look at the sign, right? The boy is usually blue colored and the girl is usually pink colored. How did that come about? It's not the sky.

- 'Cause girls look at the sky, I hope. - I don't know. - I don't know. It's this weird societal thing we created for some reason. I mean, I like blue, but I also like pink. - Yeah, yeah, that's fine, Joe. But like which one's goaded? - Goaded? - Yeah. - For you. - Pink is unfortunately not goaded for me. 'Cause how many cool things are pink? Let me think. Sakura, all right?

- Sakura. - Sakura. - I was gonna say something, but I probably shouldn't. - What? - I know what he's gonna say. - He was gonna say pussy. - What? - Ding dong. - Why would you say pussy? - 'Cause I was like, what go to things are pink? - It's pretty go to, man, come on. - Me, when I'm answering the are you gay test.

- No, I love pink. - No, my favorite color is blue, but specifically like a metallic blue. - Shut the fuck up. - Why metallic? - What the fuck? - Shut the fuck up. - What? I like metallic blue. - We're talking about colors, all right? Not metallics and bullshit. - Metallic blue, that's a color. - No, I'm not a fucking painter. I just wanna just- - No, I don't want shades. I don't wanna hear turquoise. Just say the basic ass color. - I don't wanna hear fucking blood red or fucking- - Yeah, I don't wanna hear that. - That's pretty good color too. - What's your go-to color and why?

- Can't be green. Green is like puke and snot. - I was literally gonna say green. - Fuck it. - What kind of green? - Green is like associated with like puke and snot and disgusting things. And that's your color? That's your goat. That is your goat. - When's the last time you saw nature, Garnt?

- Never, never, clearly. All right? - He's outside, he's like, "Oh, this place is kinda boring." - You know what Brighton doesn't have? Any fucking green. It's all gray and blue and shit. - No, we got, see- - You've no fucking life in Brighton. - See, we got the blue sky. And what happens when there's blue sky? You have a nice blue ocean, which looks beautiful. - Ah, yes, I want blue with my blue with my gray. Great, thank you. - Yeah, like a deep blue. - No, green is goaded. Green is the goaded color.

- Green is just always, it's always great when it's around. I never feel like green is unwelcomed. - Like what kind of green though? - Any green. - Any green? So like a lime green? - Dark green, lime green. - All the greens are welcome. - Like even like a light green, lime green? - Yeah, I love light green. - I do not like light green. - Why not? It's so fun. - It's boring. - It's so fun. - It's boring. - Boring? - What's fun about lime green? - What's fun about blue?

- Blue, everything's blue. - Yeah, that's the problem. It's not fun 'cause everything's blue. - Yeah, the sky, but that's why it's nice because like when you look at the sky, it's nice and blue and you're like, oh wow, that's really pretty. You look at the ocean, deep blue, nice and pretty. - Yeah, exactly. - Can we just all agree that, what is the worst color? - Yellow. - Yellow. Out of the primary colors, yellow. - I like yellow, but I hate to admit it, it does suck.

- It does. - I like it though, I like it. - The only thing that yellow has going for it is the sun and that's not even technically yellow. - Yeah, that's white. - That's white. - Yeah. - But it's the shade of yellow. But yellow's got like what, pee? - Why do you immediately go there, man? - Because you need to like, when we're talking- - I love how when you talk about blue, it's never anything bad. - What's a bad thing that's blue? - You're like, shit. - What's a bad thing that's blue? - Bad thing that's blue? - Yeah. - All right, let me give me a second to thank you.

- There isn't. - No, there is, there is, there is. - But nothing immediate. Like when you think bad thing green, vomit, snot. When you think bad thing yellow, pee. When you think bad thing red, blood. - Yeah. - But why is blood bad?

- Because I don't like violence. - Why is blood bad? Because the sight of blood is definitely bad. - Blood should be in your body, not outside of your body. - Because if you see blood, something has gone wrong or you're in a hospital, which is also bad. - You never look at blood on the road and be like, yo, that's goaded. - No one sees blue and gets a bad memory from seeing blue. - Well, let me think. You guys keep talking, let me think.

- Brown's also pretty bottom tier. - Yeah, brown's kind of boring. - I like brown. - Brown's like stinky. - Also another testament to how goaded blue is, in Monopoly, what's the highest property color? It's blue. - Is it? - What's the lowest? Brown. - Brown. - All right, all right. - There you go. - It's brown and light blue.

- Light blue is the second. - Yeah, but we're not counting light blue. - Oh, wow. - That's why we need to be specific with the colors. That's why I said metallic and deep blue are my favorite. - Guess what? Light blue and dark blue are just blue. - Yeah, but light blue I don't like as much as dark blue. - But it's blue.

- It doesn't matter. - It does matter. - No, it doesn't. - It does matter, in principle. - Oh, this is the shade guy. The shade matters. - I like my colors, all right? I have a color fetish. - What's your favorite hex code of color, actually? - F000000. - Can you Google bad things that are blue? - No, no. If you can't think of it off the top of your head. - No, 'cause I'm genuinely curious. - I wanna know now. - Genuinely curious. - All right, bad things that are blue.

- Well, blue is like the color of melancholy, right? - The blue man group, hate them. - Yeah, blue in art means negativity and depression and melancholy and stuff like that. - Why is there shit in the toilet? What is that? What the fuck is that? - Also, blue has the song "I'm Blue" which is a goaded song. - Facebook. - I'm just going to say. - Facebook. - I'm just gonna say. - Facebook.

- Does green have, I'm green. - I don't know, but I would be a hundred percent for it. - That'd be like the ultimate stoner anthem. - I'm green. - Yo, I-465 come out from retirement. Give us a stoner anthem. - I'm green.

- Well, look at that. Look at the sick lobster there. The blue lobster. That looks dope as shit. - Yeah. - The only thing that blue has associated with it is depression. - Yeah, and like melancholy. But that's all like artistic representation, right? - I like melancholy. - Blurring octopus, yeah. The only poisonous octopus in the world. - What's the most hipster answer?

You know sometimes you get- - Like some like shade of color that you've never heard, like aubergine. - Magenta. - Magenta, I was gonna say magenta. As soon as someone says magenta, I'm like- - Magenta's kind of like on the normie side, I feel now. - Really? - Yeah, because the whole thing of magenta being a hint of color has been memed. - I get annoyed when someone says turquoise. - I do get annoyed when someone says turquoise. - Why? - Just say fucking blue.

- But it's a bluish green. - Just say blue. - No one says it's a green, Joey. Everyone knows turquoise is blue. - But turquoise is literally blue and green. That's what makes turquoise. - It looks blue. - It looks blue, yes, but it's- - Whenever people say turquoise, no one thinks green. They think blue. - Oh, no, no. If someone looked at turquoise and they said, "Oh, I like that shade of green." I'd be like, "You're pretentious." - Yeah.

but turquoise is blue. - I like the color glaucose. That's my favorite color. - What the fuck are you talking about? - Glaucose, G-L-A-U-C-O-S-E. - Glaucoma comes up. - Glaucose. Yeah, color. Oh, there we go, sorry, C-O-U-S. That's my favorite blue. I love that blue.

- I fucking hate this guy. - I hate this. - What the fuck? - If only you would know that. - Why do you know this, Joe? - You would see this and make this your whole personality. - Why do you know this? - Because there was an "Arknights" character called Glaucos. - Was she that color? - Yeah, she was that color. - Yeah. - Let's have a look. - "Arknights"? - "Arknights" Glaucos. - Yeah. Let me have a look. Let me have a look. - Yeah, see?

- Oh, it's her. - Yeah, that's Glaucous. - She was blue. That's blue. That's grayish blue. - Yeah, grayish blue, Glaucous. - That's grayish blue. - Grayish blue is Glaucous. - Whatever, next. - We're going off topic here. This entire thing has been off topic, Joey. - All right. Go to Pokemon you'd love to smash. - What the fuck? - Oh, sorry, low key smash. That's a big difference. Yeah, go to Pokemon you'd low key smash, easy.

- What? - I wouldn't even low key smash. I would high key smash. - What? - Lapras. - You're fucking insufferable. - We did this on Patreon. We did a smash or pass on Patreon, which you can check out at patreon.com/trashtaste. But we all agreed. - How are you gonna fuck Lapras? - We all agreed. We all agreed that we would smash Lapras. - I mean, Lapras does have that energy. - Yeah, but how are you gonna fuck a Lapras? - You'd find a way.

- Listen, people in real life have figured out a way to fuck inanimate objects. I think we can fuck Pokemon. - All right, don't Google this, Kai. I'm just gonna Google. - Google how to fuck a Lapras. - There's gotta be a hole somewhere. - Can you Google how do Lapras reproduce? - I feel this is a question for chat GPT, not Google. I don't think Google will have the answers. - Yeah, it'll know, it'll know. - All right.

- Can't get Lapras from it. You see, it's just talking about Pokemon, the actual game. - How to breathe Lapras. It just shows a picture of Jerry. - Either two Lapras or Ditto. - I think Ditto would be a good choice to find. - Ditto would be a good choice. That's just a shadow clone. - It could be anything, yeah. - Yeah, that could be anything. Ditto. - No, it will be anything, but it'll have the face of Ditto.

- Because that's the one thing with Ditto, when it transforms, the only thing it can't replicate is its face. - It's fine doggy style isn't it? - Just put a bag over its head, it's fine. - God damn. - It's like doggy style again Ditto? - Yeah it's like, all right. - Okay, you know. - If you must. - Just don't turn around please, don't look back. I beg of you. - All right, what is this Pokemon? - Oh, Lopunny?

- Oh yeah, low bunny's very- - Yeah, low bunny, low bunny. Yes, definitely low T Smash. - God of War is also a common- - God of War, yeah. - Vaporeon, Vaporeon is always- - Why is Vaporeon? - Well, well- - I don't know, did you know? - Did you know, Kyle? - What is the backstory of that? I actually don't know where that meme came from. - Oh, look up Vaporeon, did you know? It's a 4chan anonymous post. - Is this the- - And turn it into a copypasta. Yeah, you're fine, don't worry.

Okay, there you go. Read that out, Garnt. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male, human and female breed, Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, I don't know what that means, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of...

three foot three tall and are 63.9 pounds, mature content morning. Are you sure you want to browse anonymously? Scan this QR code right now. - What the? - What the fuck? - What the fuck? - Just go back to Google, you'll be somewhere. No, no, no, just maybe don't go on Reddit.

- Yeah, yeah, maybe don't go on Revit. - Yeah, there you go. That's fine. - Oh, that's very small. - Scanning, there you go. - All right. So they're 63.9 pounds. This means they're large enough to be able to handle human-censored dick. - Yeah. - And with their impressive base stats for HP and access to acid armor, you can be rough with this one. Why would that be acid armor? What? I don't want my dick to melt off.

- Okay.

So it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities, water absorb and hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokemon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stats plus high HP pool plus acid armor means it can take dick all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. - So that's where that comes from. - Why did you read the whole thing out? - I just, it's a long- - Well, we have that audio now. - It's a long copy plus. - So yeah, Vaporeon, smash.

- I feel some of the science in that is not, I don't know. Acid armor? Why is acid armor a plus here? - Because acid armor increases the defense. - Bro, bro, think about it. Think about it. You have acid everywhere on your naked body. That does not sound appealing to me. - It's not armor that's acid. I think it's preventative. - Yeah, it's preventative.

- I understand. - Preventative against acid, what the? - Yeah, it's a high defense. - So that doesn't help at all. - I don't know, I'm not buying it. - All right. - I'm not buying that one. - What's Woat then? Woat Pokemon to smash. - The trash can Pokemon. - Garbodor. - The literal set of keys. - Oh, Clucky. - Probably the ice cream. Couldn't get it hard. - Vanilla ice, yeah. - How you gonna fuck up an ice cream? - I mean, I'd eat one.

- Yeah, I would eat one. - Whale Lord would be pretty tough. - Whale Lord? - You know, you'd- - I think it's like 20 feet long. - Yeah. - Probably any of the legendary Pokemon then. - Yeah. - What about Muck? - Muck? - Oh, nah, Muck would feel good.

- I feel like if people got desperate enough, they'd be like, "All right, let me just close my eyes for a second." - Yeah, I can fuck this lump of slime. - I feel like people are fucked worse in real life than Mark. - I think we should pick one and move on. - Yeah, let's move on then. - All right, next one. - Goat-its. - All right, for the goat and woat, male first names.

- It's gotta be Connor, right? - Fuck off. Goated male name? Oh man, it's hard. - Sebastian. - I just wouldn't be able to take you seriously. - I just got such a strong, okay, Chad.

- Well Chad has been ruined. Sebastian, I don't know that's too exotic. - Exotic bro, it's bland than white bread. - I've never met a Sebastian. - No, I mean, it's a strong, it's a very strong implication. - It's an old name. - Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel like you are Black Butler Pilt. - I like Sebastian as a name.

- Sebastian is like too many syllables for me. It needs to be like- - Too long. - It's too long, it's too long, it's too long. - Sasuke. - Naruto. - Naruto. - Oh man, I don't know. I'm trying to think of like someone I've met where I'm like, damn, that's a cool name. - What's a name you hear and you're like, all right, I've got a good track record with this name. - A good track record with this name?

- Michael? - I was gonna say Mike as well. - Yeah, I know so many Michaels and they're all goats in my life. - I don't know, Mike just like- - They're all awesome people. - To me, I hear Mike and I'm like, ah, good vibe, fun times, you know? - I know the word. - What? - Jeffrey.

- It's gotta be Geoffrey. It's gotta be Geoffrey now. - Yeah, it has had a good track record. - Name one name worse than Geoffrey, other than like Hitler. - Adolf. - I was gonna say. I don't know. We're just gonna call out people's first names now, right?

- This is a rough time to be Jeffrey. - I hear the word Eugene. We have a friend called Eugene by the way, but this is like my preconceptions of just hearing the name Eugene. I just think of like this really like nerdy guy pushes his glasses up. I don't know why, 'cause our friend is nothing like that. - I mean, I would rather Eugene than...

- Jeffrey, to be honest. - Well, Jeffrey, the Jeffrey legacy has been ruined. - Well, I'm thinking of names that are like still used, whereas like Adolf. - Yeah, yeah. - No one uses that anymore. - So I feel like Jeffrey's probably the one name that you just probably don't want. - Yeah, Jeffrey's probably the word right now, unfortunately. - Do you think Brad,

is a great like, does that, you hear Brad? Does that invoke good emotions or like- - Brad? - Brad's always chill. - Brad's a strong name. - I don't know. - Brad is such a like strong, I don't know if I know a Brad.

- Do I know Brad? - I think I've met a few, I mean, they're all American. - Right. - It's a very American name. - Yeah, it's a very American name, but I don't know. It's close to Chad, but like to me, Brad is just like, that's Brad. That's such a strong name. - I like Jackson as well. - Jackson? - Yeah, I've had good track records with Jackson. There's so many Australians called Jackson. So that one's good. - Yeah, Jack Jackson's like-

- Oh, that's a- - Yeah, Jackson is like a chill dude. - Yeah, Jackson's a chill dude. - Jackson's like, "Yeah, I'm hanging out with Jackson." - He's the kind of guy you'd have a few beers with and they just like, they're always gonna be a good laugh and a good vibe. - It's like, "I'm on my way to the pub. Oh, Jackson's already there? All right." - "I think I'm Max." - Max? - Max.

- Maximilian? - Well, I think that's where it derives from. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Maximus. - But I feel a lot of Max's nowadays are not Maximilian, they're just Max, right? - Right. Would you name your kid Maximus? - Maximus? - Yeah. - That'd be good. - I can think of my worst of all time though. - What? - Easy. - Grant. - Fuck all you Grants in the world out there. - I think I'd rather be Grant than Jeffrey.

- I'd rather be Grant than Jeffrey. - Fuck all the Grants in the world. - Fuck you all. - I mean, that's your personal vendetta. - I hate them. I fucking hate them. - Lelouch. - Lelouch. - Lelouch. - God, can you name your kid Lelouch? - Can you search up most popular boys names in the world right now? - What about goats and wotes of- - I think Zach was like very popular. - Zach is popular, yeah. - Don't think it is anymore though. - Tim.

- I knew Olivia was the first one. - Yeah, what about goats and warts of girls names? - Who cares? - It's all about the vibe. - I tried. - It's all about the vibe of the name. Liam is number one. - Noah. - Elijah. - James. - James is a solid name. - I like Theodore.

- Why do you like all of like the medieval names? - Theodore sounds very fucking ancient. - Henry? - Benjamin. - Benjamin. - What? - Levi. - Ezra. - Sebastian. - Wait, what about Lucas?

- Lucas. - I like Lucas. - I like Luke. - Yeah. - Not Luke, Lucas. - Lucas. - That's also valid. - But Lucas is always gonna be like shortened to Luke, surely, right? - No, my friend in high school was Lucas and no one called him Luke. - Bro, Levi's there. I actually can't lie. - Levi. - I like Levi. - Jack, Ezra. - Have you met Levi? - Nope. - Nope, never met a Levi. - I've never met Levi before. I'm surprised he's on the list. - Because they're all kids.

- These are all the kids' names. - We were born in the wrong generation. - Shirito. - Hudson. - Bob, you know Bob. Bob. - Oh. - Bob. - Bob? - Bob, I like Bob. It's a good name. - It's going out of fashion now. I haven't met so many Bobs that are like- - I think it was the most popular name in like the 60s. - No, no, that's because we're not old enough for people called Robert to be called Bob now. You know, 'cause like, I feel Bob- - Yeah, but I think people would just say I'm called Bob though.

- No, but no one's called Bob in our age group. - Yeah, of course. Yeah. - But there are Roberts in our age group. - Bob's just a funny sounding name. - Yeah, like Bob. - I've never met a bad Bob. - No, nor have I. - Bad Bob. - They're all very bubbly, very like good energy. You know what I mean? They're always the people who can see the bright side. - When I think of Bob, I think of like a really friendly neighbor. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly right. - Like, "Hey, what's up, Bob?" - All right, fair enough. All right, fair. - All right, cool, cool. - What do we think of Dave?

- Solid. - It's all right. - Solid. - It's too safe. - It's like James, you know, it's like there's so many Davids and Daves and same with Jameses and Michael as well to an extent, but they're not bad necessarily. You know, same with Alex as well. That's a safe name. - Alex is a safe name. - Ethan.

- I love how John is still popular. - John, yeah. - And the name is never leaving. - There's Joseph, there I am. - Keep scrolling. - Number 29 baby. - Matthew, Matt, Luke. - Strong boy names. What the fuck does that mean? - Strong boy. Maverick. - Maverick? No, absolutely not. - Nah. - No. Gabriel, Miles, Grayson? - Keep scrolling. - Santiago.

- I feel like if it's over three syllables, that's like too much for me. You know? 'Cause the three syllable ones are always gonna be shorter. - Oh look, Kai, there you are. - Where's Garnt? - I don't know, where is Garnt? Where is? - Wait, do we see Connor yet? - No. - No, we haven't seen Connor. - I think Connor's gone out of fashion. - You think so? - Yeah. - You think you're gonna be the last legacy of Connors? - Maybe, maybe, if it all goes wrong.

- How is Connor less popular than Amir? - Xavier. - And Xavier. - Holy Xavier. - Xavier is a pretty sick name. - That is a pretty sick name, holy shit. - Anything with an X in it. - You call your kid Atlas? - Atlas. - What the fuck? You can't call your kid Atlas. - My kid will carry the world on his shoulders. - You can't call your kid Atlas. That feels unfair. - Wait, is River? - Yeah, I guess so. - Yeah, like River Phoenix.

- Who's that? - The child actor who died. - How the fuck can you call your kid Atlas? - River Phoenix is one of the coolest names. - That's like calling your kid Zeus. - Yeah, but like that's... - Can you call your, you can't call your kid Zeus. - I mean, you could if you want. - No, you can't. You can't call your kid Zeus. - Why not? - The expectations of that kid are astronomical. - Yeah, I'm sure, but- - Imagine that kid is shit.

- Yeah, but I feel every name there's been at least one person in history that's done something fucking amazing. - Not Atlas, name one Atlas. - The God? - Yeah, exactly. You can't name yourself after the God. - Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like every name, I'm sure there's like a very famous Adriel. Actually, no, maybe not that one. But you know, like Hunter, for instance. I'm sure there's like a Hunter in history that's done something like absolutely incredible that like people are gonna like remember being like, oh, when I think of a Hunter, I think of that person. - I just think of Hunter Biden.

- All right, moving on. - All right. - Side character that should have been the main character. - So the goaded side character that should have been the main character. - Ooh. - I don't know if it's goaded, but I feel like anyone, I would take any one of the My Hero Academia side characters. - Can we switch to anime? - Yeah, we'll stick to anime. - The woat, Zenitsu, for real.

- 100%. - Would not watch that show. Same with Bakugou, I would not watch a Bakugou show. - I think Bakugou would be a way better main character than Deku. - Yeah, true. - I think Zenitsu is just the woe character of all time. - I would not wanna watch a Zenitsu show. - No, hell no. Sorry, Alex. - Goat side character should have been the main character.

- I mean, the problem with saying something like Gojo is that if he was the main character, you'd have no story. - Yeah. - There would be no conflict. - What about Killua? - That wouldn't really change the show. - You don't think? - No, it wouldn't change the show.

- I feel Killua's backstory is so much more interesting than Gon's. - But his character is that I guess he's just Gon's mate. That his is whole character. He's Gon's best mate. - Right, but imagine a story following that world, but strictly focusing in Killua's perspective. - I feel like that could really work because I'd like his family dynamic. - Yeah, it's so interesting. - So interesting and so fucked. And like he starts off really strong, but then he realizes he's not like as strong as the rest of the world as he goes through that whole thing. - Some characters include villains.

- Yeah, I guess so. - I'd love to see the Psycho-Pass from the perspective of the villain. - Psycho-Pass? - Ooh. - That would be cool. - Just how he like figured out that he could game the system. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I think it'd be really interesting. - That would be cool. - Side characters though. - Side character. - I feel like, okay, let's go through. - Hanayama from "Barky". He's gotta be a go to side character. - That'd be pretty fun to watch. - Yeah. I mean, they did make a spinoff of Hanayama in the manga, but.

- Does this count if I say Itachi? Not Sasuke. - No, he's a side character. - But like in terms of like having an interesting story, having a fucking story where you're forced to kill off your entire bloodline and just the- - That is kinda hype. - That is such a hype story arc. And like being able to get in the mind of someone who has to like turn and kill their entire bloodline. That's pretty fucking hype. - That would be hype. - That's pretty hype.

- That's pretty hype. - Killing your family, yeah. Pretty hype, pretty hype. - Oh man. - Is there anyone from Jujutsu Kaisen? - No. - No. - No. - No, not really. - Panda maybe, slice of life. - There's definitely gonna be some, I'm just blanking. I'm drawing a blank here. - Let's go through some popular anime. Full Metal Alchemist, anyone for Full Metal Alchemist? - No. - No, not really. - Death Note. - Free Ren from the perspective of Himmel.

And then you would probably just fucking hate Freeran by the end of it. You'd be like, "God, she sucks. Why does she not ever talk, engage with the squad?" - Trick question. Himmel was already in the main character. We already know he's the main character. - In our hearts, he's the main character. - Everyone already knows. - What are the Fate series from the perspective of Saber?

- Perspective of Ryder. - Ryder from "Praise Zero"? - Oh, Ryder, yeah. - Holy shit, that would be- - What about "Attack on Titan"? - I mean- - Owen POV? - Owen POV? - Levi POV?

- I think Eren's already a pretty goaded protagonist. - Yeah, that is true. - I don't think anyone could be- - I'm trying to think of a show where the main character was kind of underwhelming, you know? - I mean, that's just my hero academia for me. For me, Todoroki has a pretty interesting character arc. Seeing Bakugou, even though he's annoying as shit, would be an interesting redemption arc as well.

Deku is just like good boy, you know? Just good boy. - Just good boy. - Same thing with Tanjiro in a sense as well. - Yeah, yeah. - I think Kuroko no Basket from any other character's perspective would be more interesting than Kuroko. - Who's the guy who's like, "The only one who beats me is me."

- Oh, that guy, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is it the purple head dude? - The king, the king, is it the king ability where he like has a little loose ability basically? - I think. - Where he's like, you'll trip up or something. - Is it Aoi? - I may- - Oh, it might be Aoi. - Oh, it's the other guy, not the pink head one, the blue head one? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, he's cool. - 'Cause I just remember they're all- - He's cool, he's cool. - Prince of tennis, but from Tezuka's perspective. - Just anyone but fucking Ruben's perspective, man. - Anyone but your- - Oh my God.

- It's actually harder than I thought. - This is harder than I thought. - Do you think Vegeta would be a more interesting main character than Goku? - Yeah, probably. - Oh yeah, probably. - Yeah. - Or Piccolo. - Piccolo would be fun. - Dude, Dragon Ball Z from Piccolo's perspective would be crazy. - That would be great. Can you search up best side characters in anime and let's see who's on the list. Let's see if they are actually the goaded side characters. - Mikasa.

- Todoroki. - Hisoka, Hunter Hunter from Hisoka is probably would be interesting too. - Oh yeah, Hisoka, yeah. - Yeah. Roy Mustang. - Oh, I guess Roy, yeah. - Interesting. - If we're talking full known. Oh, there we go, Killua, Kakashi. Who's Kama Akabane? - Who? - Who the hell is that? - Oh, from Assassination Classroom.

- Oh, the redhead guy, yeah. - From Kokoro's perspective, it would be fun. Kokoro sensei. - Oh yeah, Koro sensei? - Oh yeah, not Kokoro. - Heart sensei. - Heart sensei. - This is actually pretty hard than I originally thought it was going to be.

- Oh, Shikamaru from Naruto. I mean, a lot of these shows, yeah, the side characters do shine, but I guess it's rare in anime that they would be a better choice of protagonist than the main character. - Reagan. - Reagan would be interesting. - Yeah. - They're like, "Why is this kid fucking weird?" - What about Bleach, but from the perspective of Chad? - Chad? - Yeah. - There's a character called Chad. - There is a character called Chad.

- And he is a fucking Chad. - He is a Chad to be fair. - Look up Chad from Bleach. He's one of my favorite characters from Bleach. Yeah, look at him. - Oh, that's fucking cool. - Yeah. - Yeah, look at him. - Look at that energy, man. God damn. - God damn. - He does look like a Chad. - He is a Chad. Definitely a Chad. - Yeah, I mean, out of everything I've said so far, I'd probably go with- - Look at that jawline, bro. That's a Chad. That's a giga Chad. - Out of everything I've said so far, I'd probably go with Itachi.

- I think that would be the most interesting. - Yeah, that'd be probably the most interesting one to get explored in the main perspective. We might need to come back to this one because this is- - All right, let's do the next one then. - Let's do the next one. - Let's do a few more, yeah. One more maybe? - Yeah, one more. - One more. - All right, let's do one more. - Okay. Goated video game level/map. - Oh, it's gotta be "Rust: Modern Warfare 2." - I can't relate. - What? - "Rust: Modern Warfare 2." - More than "The Dust"? "The Dust 2" from CS:GO?

- What the fuck is that? - I don't know either of them. - Okay, that's... - I'd also be willing to accept the castle in Mario 64. - I was gonna say Princess Peach's castle in Mario 64. - Oh, Baby Park! - Baby Park! - Baby Park! - In Mario Kart, yes. - Baby Park, come on! - Yes, Mario Kart, 100%. - Type in iconic video game levels. - Final Dest... - Video game stages? - Is it Final Destination? - Final Destination, that's a movie. - Final Fantasy? - No, no, fuck yeah. - Yeah, click that one.

- Okay, Rust is gonna be on here. - Fox only Final Destination, right? That's- - Okay, that doesn't count. - Oh, like Smash Bros? - From Smash Bros, yeah. That's what I was thinking. - Oh, Final Destination, yeah. - The library, okay. - Halo Combat Evolved Library. - No, because here's the thing. All right, all right. So when I think of iconic maps, like I think of Blood Gulch from Halo. - Or Rainbow Road. - Rainbow Road, all right. But I don't know, Baby Park's better. - Baby Park's better. - Baby Park more for me. - Rainbow Road is way more iconic.

- It is more iconic. - It is more iconic, you're right. - But Baby Park's more fun. - But Baby Park's the goat in my heart, okay? Baby Park is the goat in my heart. - What the fuck is this list? This list is the dog shit. - Yeah, this is the worst list. - This list is such dog shit. - Can you search off most iconic video game maps? - Oh yeah. - Yeah, video game maps. - Yeah, video game maps. - Most famous video game, timeless video game maps of all time. - Yeah. - There we go.

- Dust. - Dust 2 from Counter-Strike. That's what I was saying. - Oh yes, I do know this map. - Yes, you know this map. You definitely know this map. - I know this one. - Okay, scroll down. - This is Blood Gulch from Halo. - Yeah, Blood Gulch from Halo. - Yeah, of course. - Rainbow Road. - Rainbow Road. - All right. - Super Mario Brothers 3. - Super Mario Brothers 3, overworld, yep. - That's not as- - Bard versus the world. - What the fuck is that? - Okay, we're getting- - We're getting some cross. - It's valid, valid. - All right, all right.

- RuneScape as well. - It was a map of the Dota and League map, I agree. - That is actually true. Or Summoner's Rift. - Summoner's Rift. - That's pretty iconic. - Starcraft, okay, sure. Diablo. This is just a Blizzard fan. - Yeah. - Dust 2, Super Mario World. - Yeah, well, 1-1. Hyrule Field from Ocarina of Time, that's pretty iconic. - Scroll down. - Yeah, but okay, okay. Out of all of these, right? I feel like to have an iconic map,

- I mean, the goat for me is Bomb on Battlefield from Mario 64. - Like what is a video game map you still know inside out to this day? You can load into the map right now and you're like, I know where everything is. - Bomb on Battlefield Mario 64. - Bomb on Battlefield? - I could do that with my eyes closed.

- One-One Battlefield is pretty goaded, but I don't know if it is like the goats. - I mean, there's a lot. I mean, Prince Species Castle in Mario 64 is also super iconic. - The actual castle itself. - The actual castle is so iconic. - Is like something, actually no, it is gotta be. - It has to be. - There is no other map that has given me such a,

dopamine rush whenever you just discover how many hidden secrets it has within like the overworld map itself. - And the music is goaded. - I saw a tweet from, I guess maybe it was a Halo dev or something. - Yeah. - Where, do you remember the map Valhalla from Halo 3? - I never played Halo 3. - I'll probably recognize it. - Valhalla. - Oh yes, I do know this one. - So apparently,

One of the devs tweeted not too long ago saying that all the rocks are the same rock just sized and flipped in orientation. - Oh really? - To save space. - Wow. - It's just one rock. - That's pretty good. - They have constantly moved and resized. - That's awesome. - Let's show that one. Yeah, show that picture. That's just more of the rocks. Yeah, it's all the same rock.

- That's awesome. - Isn't that cool? - Yeah, that is cool. - Isn't that fucking neat? - That's fucking great. - Hell yeah. - Good map as well. - What is the map you were talking about, Rust? - Rust Modern Warfare 2, type it in.

- You definitely know this image. - All right, "Ross Modern Warfare 2." Let's see this image. - Oh yes, I do know this one. - Okay, okay. - This is the 1v1 map. So even nowadays you'd be like, "Ah, you wouldn't survive." - You know, the few times I did play "Modern Warfare 2" at my friend's place, we used to play ballistic shields

and the knife that shoots out. - And your friend, whenever you'd 1v1 would always get to the top in the middle and be a little bitch and shoot you from there. - Yeah, I have played this map. - Yeah, everyone knows this map. - I know this one. - I feel like Summoner's Rift is gonna be up there, right? - Summoner's Rift is up there. - Joey, Joey, they have tried to make new maps and Summoner's Rift is iconic. The fact that it is a map that it is the only map

in the game and it has been played God knows how many times. And they have only made like minor changes to it. - Right. - Over, yeah. - Well, yeah. I mean, just based on the sheer longevity of that, then yeah, that has to be goaded for sure. - League is not goaded, but Summoner's Rift is most definitely a fucking goaded map. - Okay, before we wrap this up, what's the woat of video game levels? The worst video game level of all time? - The worst video game level?

- Oh my God. - The water level from the water temple from Ocarina of Time. - Water temple from Ocarina of Time is by far the worst. - Is that bad? - It's horrendous. - In terms of like legacy, it might not be like the technically worst of all time, but it is definitely the worst. - It's the worst to navigate. - It's like, I think of like level and I'm like,

- Don't make me do it again. - Yeah, the water temple. Honestly, any water temple in any 3D Zelda game is pretty bad. - Yeah, but this one was, in terms of like water level, this one is the worst that I can think of. - Really? - Also the water temple in Twilight Princess. That one is also fucking- - I think I liked that one. - I did not like that one. - I thought I liked that one. I didn't like the fucking desert level in that game. We get the Beyblade.

- Oh, nah. - I didn't like that. I didn't like that. - Yeah, I mean, that was just like kind of a shit additional mechanic that they throw in. But it's just any water temple of any kind is just terrible. - I don't know if this technically counts as a level, but whenever you're just playing, whenever you're playing like a fucking open world game and then they force you to do the stealth mission, like.

You know what I mean? I hate it when games are like, you can clear this level however you want. You could even stealth your way through. And I'm like, who the fuck chooses the stealth option? Unless you're actually playing a stealth game, who is actually choosing the fucking stealth option? - Can you be the worst video game levels of all time? I just wanna say the internet. I reckon obviously Zelda will be there 'cause that's always the one people say.

- Worst or most hated? - Yeah, because the thing is it's also iconic, right? - Yeah. - Well, 'cause like what it probably means is worst levels in the best games. - Yeah. - That's what I imagine it's gonna. "GTA Helicopter in the Building." I don't know that one. "Mist," "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Water Temple," someone says. - Oh, "Mist" as a game is fucking difficult. - Scroll down. - Yeah. - I've never seen this. - "Dead Star," okay. - Okay. - Scroll down. - "Lego Star Wars."

- The escort mission from literally any game that has a escort mission. - Yeah, that is true. - Someone said the library in Halo. - The library in Halo was hard. Do you remember all the floods? - I don't remember it at all. - Oh my God. The flood was so annoying. - I didn't play enough Halo. - Do you know that you even need to shoot the little bugs in Halo? - Oh no. The fucking turtle bridge in Crash Bandicoot. - I didn't mind that as a kid. - No, I could not clear that as a kid. The bridge level in Crash Bandicoot was the worst.

- Yeah, see any underwater sewage level. - I don't know if you guys have played this, but has anyone played Battletoads? - Yeah. - Yeah, you mean the- - The one on the jet ski? - The one on the fucking jet ski. I remember I was stuck on that as a kid for like- - That fucking gym leader and her fucking mill tank.

- In "Gold and Silver", yeah, that one was bad. - Oh, did she just keep healing? - Yeah, because from the second gym to the third gym, it's just such a level spike. - I don't remember that. - Yeah, the milk tank is, yeah, and it keeps healing. It keeps using milk drink to heal itself. And it keeps using rollout, do you remember that? - Oh, fuck rollout, bro. - Yeah, that was the worst gym leader. - Looks like the Nuzlocke killer. - Yeah. - Fuck rollout. - Yeah, that's the worst one.

- Oh my God. All right. - All right. - Well, that was our, oh there you go, NES Battletoads, Rail Sled level. - Oh, hell yeah. - Yeah, that one was absolutely insanely difficult. But yeah, there you go. That was our goat versus loats. - Goats. - Let us know what you guys thought down in the comments below. And hey, look at these patrons. You know who the goats are. It's these guys on screen right now. - Goats. - Because they support the show. - The geouts. - The geouts.

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