The hardest choices we had to make... | Trash Taste #185
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- Hello and welcome to another episode of Trash Taste. I'm your host for today, Garnt. Joining me once again are the boys. And today we thought we'd have another special fun episode. - What are we doing today, Garnt? - Why are we having so much fun on Trash Taste? - I don't know. We've been having a lot of fun recently, but we're gonna be having even more fun.

because we are going to be playing the classic game of Would You Rather. - Certified hood classic game. - This is probably the first time I've played this game sober. - Well, luckily none of these are like fucking pull out all your nose hairs or take a drink. It's a pretty chill, it's a nice chill. - It's all hypotheticals now. So we thought about doing this different way. So at the beginning we thought, hey, why don't we just Google some of the most

commonly asked would you rather questions and then we did that and then we found some of the questions and we were like, this is boring. This is stuff we've already like discussed in trash day. Stuff like, would you rather have flight or invisibility? - Boring. - Okay, so we thought let's add a little bit more spice and we asked you guys over at our Patreon to give us some suggestions. So we're gonna be taking, I guess some of the most- - Your guys' suggestions. So these are shit takes, it's your shit.

- And if they are shit, we're gonna call out each username as well, so you'll never forget. - We're also basically revamping our Patreon and offering a lot more content. We feel that we weren't doing as much as we could do, but now we're gonna be offering a lot more stuff and a lot more exclusive videos and asking you guys to get a lot more involved in the videos that we make. So if you do wanna help support Trash Taste and everything we're doing, or maybe just get involved in the videos, all the old perks are still there. We're just adding a ton of new content.

new weekly uploads as well that are exclusive. They're little fun, little short videos that don't really fit on any of the channels, but are a fun video if you're a fan of Trash Taste. - Yeah, so if you'd like to support us, go over to patreon.com/trashtaste, link's in the description. - And over, ad time over. - Let's get onto these would you rathers. - We have 122. Theoretically we could get through all of this. - 122? - Yeah, I mean, some of these are so easy. Like go to the first one.

- I don't know, okay. Would you rather live in the world of the MCU or invincible? Okay, this is an easy one, right? - Wait, it is? - Is it? - It is. - Why would you want to live in the world of invincible? - Wait, I was gonna say invincible. - Why? - 'Cause it's sick. - Bro, you are literally like a fucking ant in the invincible world. - Like half the fucking population died in the MCU. 'Cause a fucking Mr. Purple fucking head came in. - But they also did an invincible.

- Yeah, but nobody suffers pain in the MCU, right guys? - They're like Pokemon, they just faint. - Look, look, look, I would rather just fade from existence rather than getting like my skull crushed or fucking- - Okay, okay, hold on. - Like imagine you're just on the fucking train and like the invincible characters just start a fucking fight there.

- You're gonna die. - This is a shit one because it's like in reality, you're just gonna be like a civilian in both of these universes. It's not gonna make a fucking difference. - We're an NPC. - It's not gonna make a difference. You're gonna probably get caught up in, we're gonna get caught up in some like bullshit between like superheroes and either way you're helpless.

- Okay, all right. But then, you know, 'cause we have that one which, you know, started a debate, but the next person asks, "Would you rather get into a car crash or eat a burger?" So, you know, we have some really, really intelligent questions being asked here. And I honestly, you know, this is a comment on society as a whole. What do we value more, our physical body or what?

what the ramifications are of eating burgers. - I would be sweating if I was a vegetarian. - If you say eat a burger, well, that means you support the meat industry and the meat industry is very problematic. It's either you get hurt or the entire humanity gets hurt 'cause you're eating burgers and you won't stop. - Well, think of it this way.

- What do you think kills more people per year? - Hamburgers. - Is it car crashes? - Car crashes. - Or is it everything that the burger industry- - Diabetes, heart disease, burgers. - Let's just ask America for a second, yeah?

- Car crashes, how do people get into car crashes on the way to get a burger? - Oh shit. - You're on a risk, my guys. - Isn't it like cow burps are like the biggest reason as to like, or farts or burps, whichever one it was of why the ozone layer is getting thinner or something? - No, no. Well, okay. Paul Murillo has to fact check right away.

- It's something like that. - It plays a fair amount, but it's not like the- - It's a lot, but it's not as much as- - Methane gas particles and waves. - They travel through a vacuum obviously, right? - We've made it how long in Trash Taste just before?

- This is gonna be a speed run of- - I mean, I wouldn't call it a Trash Taste episode. - It's bad, it's bad. But the point is you would definitely wanna get into a- - No, I was right. Methane can react with other gases to form water vapor, which then break down into other chemicals that destroy the ozone. - I wasn't arguing that it didn't affect the ozone, but you were saying it like it's the most leading cause of pain to the ozone destruction. - Cows do definitely play an effect. - It's a big percentage, I remember that. - It's a bigger percentage than what you would imagine it to be. - The ozone layer we're fucking chill with now. It's the fucking-

the other, what's the other fucking layer? - Fuck. - The ozone layer, we've basically fixed the ozone layer. There was a hole in the ozone layer and we stopped using the chemicals. So basically we're chill with that. We can fuck it up still. So we're trying not to be fucking up. But it's the other fucking layer, the one with all the greenhouse gases and stuff. Point being, get in a fucking car crash. No, not stratosphere. That's when you get into space. - Wait, are you talking about the greenhouse effect?

- Yeah, he literally just said that. - But it's different. The ozone layer is separate. - I know the ozone layer is different from that, but the greenhouse effect is not a layer of atmosphere. - Listen, we're not fucking- - We should change the stuff. - We're clearly not qualified to talk about this. - Why are we talking about this? - I don't know how we started this. - We're not qualified to talk about this. - Joey started talking shit again. - We tried clowning on something. - Joey started throwing out facts. - Joey, we can't see facts on Trash Taste anymore. - I was saying the correct facts and then you were like, "What's the layer

- You said the greenhouse. - No, no, you did not say the correct fact. We don't fact check him. - Oh my God. - All right, back to the Patreon. - The answer is eat a fucking burger. - No, car crash.

- I don't want to destroy the environment, Joey. I don't want that on my conscience. - I will never see you eating another burger again from this day on. - You will never see it. - Mark my words. - You'll never see it. It won't happen. - Just to spite, I will just eat a burger while driving my car. - Oh, I'm gonna fuck around and find out. - Get in a car crash in your last dying moments. - I'm gonna fuck around and find out and see what happens when I eat a burger while I'm driving a car. - This is my finest devil advocate studio.

- I think it's today. - Yeah. - All right, let's go next one. Leave Trash Taste, but you get 10 million, I assume dollars, and can't be friends with the boys again, or stay in Trash Taste and keep making what you're making. - Bro, $10 million. I'm sorry, boys. Go fuck off. - What the fuck? I wanna stay on Trash Taste. What the fuck? - Fuck off, boys. - We still get paid, bro. We still hang out. - I'm gonna cry myself to my $10 million villa, thank you very much. - All right, okay. - Yeah, go. How many gachapuls did that get you, Garnt?

- You'll be back in a week. - Guys, the 10 mil all right out. - It's all come up. - I need more. I'm back guys. What the fuck? - Are you gonna take me back guys? - I don't know, what would you do?

- 10 mil, right? I take the 10 mil. I make a new podcast. I get another, I get a, not a tie, that's too close. I get a Vietnamese friend. - I get the 10 mil, I buy the rights to trash tags. - I will sell you the rights to trash tags for 10 mil. - And then get a Scottish guy and a Vietnamese guy to co-host with me.

I'll get the 10 mil. - We'll get a Bollywood actor. - I'll get a Bollywood actor. I'll actually pay him to watch anime this time. - Yeah, I love it if we're like so, like we're not even friends and we have to like, one of us is paying them to be friends. And we're like, no, no, no, Joey wouldn't say that. - No, no, no. - You didn't watch that anime.

Connor would argue with me on this. You don't understand. If I say this food take, you're gonna say fuck off, Garnt. - Cut, cut, redo this. - Oh my God, okay. - But yeah, we take the 10 mil. - I think I'd stay.

- No, realistically I'd say. - Yeah, realistically I'd say. - These patrons, they're helping us get to people eventually. - Yeah, definitely. - Oh my Lord. - All right, Reverend Moore asks, "Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know to have access to your internet history?" - Bro, this isn't easy. Are you kidding me? Why the fuck would you want anyone to be able to read your mind constantly?

- Yeah, that's- - Are you kidding? - I would argue for a lot of people that's worse than the internet. - Give me 10 bucks and I'll give you my internet history. - I don't know man, if you have nothing to hide then-

- What are you talking about? We all have those intrusive thoughts. - I don't have any intrusive thoughts on what you're talking about. - You literally said you'd get in a car crash and eat a burger. What are you talking about? - We're driving, right? - That would be so funny actually. - While you're standing in line at McDonald's, you're like, "I'd rather be in a car crash." - Like, yeah, we're driving a car, right? And I'm driving and then you just think, "What are Connor's thinking?" And Connor's like, "I can crash the car right now."

- That's like the one intrusive thought I have. You're gonna think, what the fuck? I don't want people snooping in my brain. My brain does fucked up stuff. I didn't give permission to do that, by the way. My brain didn't, I did not tell it to do that. - Honestly, I think reading minds is one of the biggest monkey paw kind of like,

abilities you could ask for. 'Cause that would be, that would mean you could never have a friendship or any kind of social connection ever in your life at all. - Because no matter how innocent they look on the outside, everyone has fucked up thoughts. - Yeah. - And you can't avoid that. - I would like, it would be funny though if we could read each other's mind and we'd just be like,

- Would we get to the point where we couldn't tell if we were thinking something or if someone actually was saying something? - Yeah, like we'd be in a conversation, I just look at Garnt and I'd be like, "Don't say what you're about to say." I'm like, "Bro, really? Really Joey? Now you're thinking that?" - You'd probably find a way to somehow suppress your thoughts, I feel like.

- I can't do that. - Can you do that? - You do it out of desperation. - Okay. - Or if you just keep screaming random shit. - I think the idea of suppressing your thoughts is like something that makes sense in your own head, but in reality, I don't think it's possible. - Oh, it is possible. It's called meditation.

- At least I said medication. - That pretty helps too. - That also helps. - Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's very, very like, as someone who's done meditation before, it's way harder to suppress your thoughts than you kind of like mentally think it would be. There is techniques that help you to do that. - Like try to consciously stop thinking.

- Yeah. - Try and stop thinking for like a second. - Well, now that you said that, I can't. - It's so hard. - But like meditation isn't exactly like stopping thinking, it's just being aware of what you're thinking. It's like- - It's like that whole idea of if I said like, don't think of a pink elephant, you're thinking of a pink elephant right now. Like it's just- - Joe, are you reading my mind, Joe? - Don't think of furry porn.

- Anyway. - Yeah, it's okay though. We're close enough friends that we can already read each other's minds. - Yeah, we'd give away internet history any day of the week. - I think this one is the easiest thing of all time. - Okay. - Would you rather be stuck on a desert island- - Deserted island. - Deserted island for the next three years or have to live in rural Ohio for the rest of your life? - I mean- - I'll do a year on the fucking island.

- Rural Ohio is just like a landlocked deserted island. - One year on the island, I'll do it. There's no way. - Even if it was three years on a deserted island. - Are you kidding me? - Or three years in Ohio, I'd still think I'd do three years in a deserted island. - If it was three years on a deserted island and one year in Ohio, I'll take the deserted island. - Here's the thing about deserted islands though. When we say deserted island, people always assume, hey, it's a tropical island. What if it's a deserted island somewhere

- With shitty weather. - Like in the Arctic. - Or in the Arctic or some shit like that. - Or you just die, you just die day one. - Yeah. I would rather still live there though than Ohio. - The Arctic? - I can take the call. - It's just white Ohio. - What? Can you get whiter than Ohio? - No, it's like Ohio, but you change the filter to white.

- Not white people. - That's what I thought you were saying as well. - That's what I thought you were saying. I'm like, no. - I don't think it gets whiter than that. - All right, this is a three for, one for each of us. So for me, would you rather watch "Arcane" or join the next chess boxing tournament? Chess boxing tournament, 100%. - What? That's, no, you gotta be, you're memeing. There's no way. - No, I would. - You would rather get beat up and trained for a year than watch a fucking 12 hour, 10 hour show? - Yeah.

- There's no shock. - Yeah, 'cause I get in shape and I'd get better at chess. - And you'd come back like- - And I'd win some money if I won. - You'd come back and you'd be like, "Oh, my band don't work, concussion." - Yeah, so I'd rather get a frontal lobotomy than watch arcane. For Garnt, would you rather eat only pizza crust for a week for- - Oh, I'm just kidding.

- Wait, what? For have to dip everything you eat. - Or have to dip everything you eat. - Or have to dip everything you eat for the next week into ketchup and mayo. - Oh, that's good. Oh, this is actually very, very easy. - What? - Yeah, honestly,

I cannot stand ketchup and mayo. - More than pizza crust? - More than pizza crust. Me and pizza crust can make peace for a second if I don't have to dip ketchup and mayo. You remember us talking about how our taste buds change and things like that? - Are you coming around to pizza crust? - I think as I've grown older,

- I have come to hate ketchup even more. - What? - As I did as a kid. Every time I seem to try it now, it just seems to get like the taste

always gets more and more sickening to me. - Also, I think the caveat here is it says you have to dip everything you eat, right? And there's probably a lot of things that are not gonna go well with ketchup and mayo anyway. - Well, unless you selectively choose foods that go well with ketchup and mayo. - I can pretend to be like, you've been to parties with me. I can pretend to be a normal person

and eat my pizza crust every now and again. If it's like, if I have like the social obligation to be like, okay, this is the first time I'm meeting people. Let's just try to fit in for a second. But in no way can I ever turn off that part of my brain that says, just dip it in the ketchup. Mayo, if it's Kewpie mayo, maybe, but ketchup, I draw the line of ketchup. I just cannot stand ketchup. - Even spicy ketchup? - Even spicy ketchup. - Even this like mild difference? - Yeah.

- Yeah, I don't know. - And then for Connor, would you rather eat only oranges for a week or have to sit through all of the fate law explanation videos for a week? - Oh, this is a good one. - For fate law explanations, like for a week, what does that mean? Does that mean like 24 hours a day? - Yeah, 24 hours, seven days a week. You have to have fate law explanations. - How about like a marathon? - Yeah, however long you would take to get through all of the fate law explanation. - Which would probably be a week straight, if we're being honest. - Probably the fate law.

- Really? You hate oranges that much? - Fucking hate them, they're awful. Why would I want like a scrotum texture thing that tastes of just water and- - Scrotum texture? - Yeah. - Point me to the last time you tasted a scrotum. - How do you find a new thing to hate about oranges every single week? - They suck, dude. They just suck. At least I get to watch something. I like watching random explainer videos about shit I don't care about. So this is right up my alley.

- Especially my week anyway. Someone tell me about why I should care about like, I don't know, cigarette companies. - It was interesting anyway. - Oh, you skipped one. - Oh, you skipped one, yeah. All right, go for it. - Okay, so Derek Wills asks, "Let's start things off fun. Would you rather it hurt every time you pee or have it hurt every time you poop?" - So basically, would you rather have an STD or gonorrhea? - Poop. - Does gonorrhea make your shits hurt?

- I've never had gonorrhea. - I don't know if that's true either. Is it gonorrhea or is it, no, hemorrhoids. - I was gonna say. - Gonorrhea is a STD, Joey. - You're right, sorry. So would you rather have it

- I fact checked it. - My bad, that's my bad on that. - Wait, what is gonorrhea? Now I'm confused. - Pull up gonorrhea. - Hold on, we're gonna learn something today. - Shout out to everyone who watches Trash Taste while you are eating. This is for you guys. - What is gonorrhea? - It's an STD. - It is an STD. - Okay.

- I just know that- - Oh, so it's like a urethra infection. - Yeah, so it's almost like a UTI, I guess. - Okay. - Which almost, I guess- - What is it caused by? STDs? - The gonorrhea bacterium, it says. - Yeah, fair enough. - Okay, so rephrase. - Yeah. - Would you rather have an STD where it hurts to pee or would you rather have hemorrhoids?

- I have not had either. - I've not had either, but I pee more than I poop. - Actually, can I ask, what is hemorrhoids? - Hemorrhoids is when you basically have like a cut.

on your butthole. - Inside though? - It can be inside or outside. - Really? I thought it was inside. - No, I think there's two different kinds. So you can get inside or outside. - Google hemorrhoids. - Don't bring up Google images. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mudan, do not put any of these images on screen right now. - What is hemorrhoids? - This is just for us. Hemorrhoids is the swelling- - In and around your anus.

- So you can have it internal or external. - About half of people will have hemorrhoids by age 50. - Oh shit. - I mean, maybe we have had hemorrhoids. We just don't know what, I don't know what hemorrhoids is. - I'm not having a hemorrhoid. - I'm pretty sure you would. - You would have hemorrhoids. - Why? - Because you can get it. - Why would you say like that? - Because if you spend too long shitting. - Sitting for long periods of time, especially on the toilet is a mean call to hemorrhoids. - Yeah, if you spend,

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- I let it like fucking naturally go, man. There's no, I don't like sit on the toilet and I'm like Goku going fucking super saiyan for 30 minutes straight, Jesus Christ. I'm just like relaxing, you know? - He's letting gravity do the work. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you let gravity do the work. - We'll do a bet. If you have hemorrhoids by 50, 450 you give me a hundred dollars.

- If you don't get hemorrhoids, I'll give you $100. - Wait, what do I get out of this? - $100. - What do you mean? So if you don't get hemorrhoids, H50? - You get $100 and you don't get hemorrhoids. - Bonus points, if I get hemorrhoids before H50, I give you $1,000. - Have you guys ever had a, I don't know if this is like TMI, have you guys ever had a UTI? - No, I haven't. - I haven't, no. - I don't know how, I somehow got one, but I don't know if this is the normal way to get one.

There was this one time where I just held a pee for like a really, really long time. Like a really, really fucking long time because I couldn't find a toilet 'cause I was in England. And then suddenly everything just burned. UTI is just awful. - Yeah, that sounds like it. Make sure to pee, don't hold in your pee. - I'm saying this now, this comes from experience.

- Don't hold in your pee because I didn't know it could cause a UTI. I just thought you fucking piss yourself. - You had to deal with this recently.

- What's that? - You had to deal with this recently. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause Aki had a kidney infection and it's, but for her, it didn't hurt to pee. She just felt like shit. - Yeah, sometimes, yeah, I think sometimes it depends. - Yeah, sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. - This is why whenever I get that intense urge to pee, I'm like, I just gotta do it. I can't stop. - I kind of got like a mock feeling of it when I ate that ghost pepper on the live stream and then my pee turned spicy. That shit, that shit hurt. - That's what happens every time I eat something. - I was like, ah!

- Is this what it feels like? - The worst thing about it is that having it, you constantly feel like you have to pee. Even if you don't. - Is it just antibiotics? Is that how you- - Yeah, antibiotics. - I hate that, it's so boring. - What do you mean it's so boring? - I want some medieval treatment. Give me some bloodletting or something. Put the leeches on my teeth.

- Your dick already feels like it's having like a fucking- - He's just sitting there with a leech on the end of his cock. Suck it all out. - Every time my dick will get sucked.

- Is this what fellatio is? - Medieval blow job. - Well, you know when you, the only time I ever test my urge to pee and I fight it is when you're in bed and you're sleeping. And you wake up and you're, it's maybe like midnight, you're about to fall asleep and you can feel the pee coming. And you're like, it's not,

where I need to pee, but I know that there's a chance I'll wake up in the middle of the night or I'll wake up in the morning feeling like. - It's also the worst when it's like a cold winter night and it's really cold outside the blanket and you're like, is this cold worth it for me to get out of the warmth to go pee? - This will be on the, it'll be uploaded by then, but I, on Chris's a brought in Japan. - Yeah. - I brought in Japan. Is that what it is? No. - Journey across Japan. - Journey across Japan. - That's it. - Channeling.

The first thing he made me do, I arrived in Sendai. He's like, "Guys, we're going camping." And I was like, "Oh no." - It's like the same way. - I was like, "Oh no, oh no, why, why?"

I was like, I told him, when we went camping, I and you, and did you fuck up? Did you fuck up with the sleeping bag? Did you get too- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the Amazon one. - We all fucked up with the sleeping bags, right? And I told him, I was like, you gotta get a winter sleeping bag. I don't wanna go through that again. That genuinely scared me. - Yeah, yeah, you should. - I was actually so scared. We went camping in Fuji, recap. We went camping in Fuji, it went to minus five. And we had Amazon basic.

sleeping bags, which were not rated for winter. - The thinnest one. - They were like summer sleeping bags. - It might as well have been a cardboard bag. - And I didn't have any clothes, I didn't have anything. And I was like, you motherfucker, I swear to God, I kept telling him, 'cause he was like, it's a secret, I can't tell you what we're doing. And then someone told me, and I was like, we're going camping. And I found out, he's really annoyed. And I was like, do you have everything?

He's like, we have an expert. We have an expert. I was like, I don't believe you. Do you have, have you confirmed we have winter sleeping bags? Because this shit is no fucking joke. And it's sand ice. It snows in the mountains especially. And we were on a fucking island, a tiny island about the size of our office.

in the middle of an ocean. - Man, Chris really makes you do the shit stuff. - I tell him this, I was like- - I have the best experience here. - I kept telling him, you bastard. I've been on this, this is my first one. Joey has been on like 19 of these and Joey only gets nice cushy things. - They're all great. - Why do I have to be the one in a fucking survival situation? So anyway, we get there, right? And he's like, oh yeah, we gotta camp out. And you know, with this ton of stuff on this boat, there's so much stuff. And I'm like, okay, we have way too much stuff. These guys are prepared like crazy, man. It's like, this is awesome.

And I'm setting up my tent. I'm setting up Chris's tanks. Of course he doesn't want to set up his own tent. There was a good time lapse that Paul had. It was very funny. Maybe laugh. Paul's like, look at this. It's like Chris on his phone watching and you just see like me and Paul and Natsuki building the tents and Chris is just on his phone watching. It's very funny. I don't care. I just find it really funny. But yeah.

- So I get the sleeping bag out and I look at it and I'm like, "Chris, it's only rated to like two degrees. It's gonna get minus five tonight again." - Yeah. - This is no joke. - Nightmare return. - This shit sucks. And I was like, "I can't do this again. I can't, get me out of here. Like, can I leave? Like, this is awful." So I knew the shit storm that was awaiting me. - Yeah. - So I've already done it. Luckily this time I brought some really good under thermal stuff. - Oh yeah. - Brought nice thick socks. - The heat techs. - Yeah. - But dude, it didn't do anything again.

- It was fucking awful. - Well, it's because you're also sleeping on the cold ground as well. - Yeah, and we only had, 'cause last time we had like a mat. - Yeah, we had a mat last night. - Didn't have a mat this time. We had a very thin like reflective thing. - So you're closer to the ground. - That's where you lose most of your heat. - Yeah. - Dude, and this is why I bring up the story because

I managed to get warm, but what I had to do to get warm is, is I had to, 'cause you know the sleeping bag, the back of the head is larger, right? I had to do this. Did you do this as well? - Oh, no, sorry. I was just like realizing before we talked about this, we're talking about peeing. So I was like, are you gonna say you peed yourself? - No, well, maybe. - I was like, where's this story going? How is this all right? - We had these foot warmers, but we only had two each.

And so I put these foot warmers on my feet. They said it lasted three hours. I was like, great, I can get to sleep and then I'll be fine. And I'm still so cold, but my feet were fine. I had to get the back of the sleeping bag. I turned it over so it was over my face, folded it over my head, made like a cocoon. And I had to keep breathing into this sleeping bag so I wouldn't lose the moisture heat. So I'd heat myself up, it was so cold again. And I got to sleep fucking finally.

breathing the same carbon monoxide that I was breathing out. And then I woke up at three. - I don't think you slept. I think you just knocked yourself out. - I woke up at three with the most strongest intense urge to pee in my life. But I knew if I left this sleeping bag, it was game over. Like I would never be able to get warm again the entire night.

'Cause there was that peak coldness. So I tried to sleep it off for an hour. I tried to sleep, couldn't sleep. I had to pee. So I go out, I go pee. I'm like fucking freezing. I get back in my sleeping bag. I just cannot get warm. So I can't sleep 'cause it's just too cold. And I'm just there shivering.

Fuck Chris, fuck Chris. The whole time I can hear Chris ripping plastic, like little plastic, you know, like scrunching. He's ripping out like the kairos, like the heat. - Yeah, yeah. - He's like charcoal activated. - Oh, one of those ones. - He was opening these packs for like 30 minutes. I go in his tent in the morning, he had like 40 of them. It was insane. It was the worst night I've had in years. Fucking awful. - And that was your first journey across Japan? - Yeah, I'm never going back.

I'm never going back ever again. Fuck this. Point being that pee urge was so intense that I was considering pissing myself, but I knew that it would have made me colder ultimately. - So you would rather have it hurt every time you poop? - Pee. - Answer all that. - Poop. - Point being, yeah. Oh, we also, they told us on the island, if you wanted to take a shit, you had to climb up the hill, take a shit in the ground, dig a hole first and then pad it in.

I was like, I'm not doing that, I'm gonna shit myself. - That's the Aussie camping way. - I'm not fucking doing that. Sorry for that detail, but that was just a fun little story. - Yeah, I mean- - Fuck Chris, by the way. When he comes on the show, I'm gonna murder him again. - Maybe you should pee yourself next time. That'll keep you warm for a good half an hour, right? - Yeah, but then you freeze. - Yeah, yeah, that's true. - And also, you'd be trapping yourself in the pee stench sleeping bag.

- Carbon monoxide poisoning. - Yeah, now like wet pants as well. - Ended up waking up at like six being like, "Fuck this, I'm just gonna make a fire." - You smell like an animal, Dan. - So I just sat in front of a fire for four hours until a boat came to pick us up. - All right, but moving on to the next, would you rather. - Uh-huh. - If you're on something dark as fuck, would you rather watch, oh wow. - You wanna read out of that? - Would you rather watch all your friends and family die or be forced to kill a hundred strangers? I'll kill the strangers. - I'd kill the strangers.

- Oh, are we doing like- - They're NPCs, they'll respawn. - This is literally just the plot of "Attack on Titan." - This is just like the train problem, except one side is your friends and family and the other side are a bunch of people that you don't know. And you're like, "Oh, okay, well." - Yeah, yeah. Not even a question. Next one is, "Would you rather know the definitive answer to what happens after we die or know exactly how long you have left to live?" - That's a good question. - I think I'd rather have the definitive answer of what happens after we die.

- I don't want either. - Yeah, but you have to pick. - I have to pick one? - If I had to pick, I'd get the answer of what happens after we die. - I think I'd actually like to know how long I've left to live. - Really? - I definitely do not. - I don't. - If, if, if,

- So this is like a fucking death note thing. You could see the vision. - See, you're thinking about this. - I hear that and it's just 90 years old. I'm like bring in the fucking beaters. - That's the thing. - Let's get going. I'm gonna live till 90, bitch. - See, if that was the case with all of us, then we would pick that being like, oh, you have 57 years left to live. And you'd be like, sweet. But what if it's like- - You eat a half a chicken.

and the fucking thing goes down and like, you're like, "What, I got hamburger change!" - Or it's like, "You have two minutes." - Let me load up the memes right now. - I gotta watch this dang meme before I die! - You watch that one porn category, you're like, "I don't know if I should watch this." You watch it and you immediately lose 10. You're like, "What? What does this lead to?"

- Yeah, what if just like you do some like asinine activity and it's just like, why did my life go down by 12 years? - Yeah, I'd like to- - That would kill me. - I don't really care what happens to us when we die, even if it's good, bad or nothing. I'm kind of indifferent towards all of it.

- I don't know, I wanna know just because- - It's like a new game plus anyway, right? - Yeah. - We start and do some shit, so it doesn't fucking matter. - I don't know, I would just like to know because it's like, even if it's either good or bad, it's like, I can't avoid it. So I'm just like, well, I'd rather that than living with the pressure of like, oh fuck, I've only gone how many years? - But then what if it was the best thing ever? And then you're like, well, fuck it, I'll die now.

- Why wait? - No, no, no, say less. - If it's the worst thing ever, like hell, right? You'd be like, fuck, I don't wanna die. And you'd be so scared of death. - Yeah, and then I'd be like, all right, well then I'm gonna try and live for as long as possible. - Yeah, well, that's why I don't really want to know either answer, but I think the one that would affect me less, like what happens after we die? What's like the worst case scenario? We go to hell and we suffer for eternity for life, right? - Yeah, sure.

- No, it's not hell. - Huh? - It's not hell. We haven't figured that shit out. You think some bozo figured it out and wrote it in a book for us? Fuck no. - No, but okay, what do you think is the worst possible thing? - Nothing. - That's the worst possible thing? - Just infinite darkness forever. - No, no, just like you're gone. That's it. I think people just don't wanna accept that we're just nothing when we're done. - I don't think that's a bad thing per se. - I fuck with it.

- I would rather stop existing than suffer, like consciously suffer for the rest of eternity. - Yeah, I think that, you know, like I think when,

we are all specs on this universe and we all get our moment and we enjoy it and we're done. And like, why should your conscience have to carry on? Or why should you be a being that gets to carry on? - 'Cause I'm the main character Connor. - That's what we all wanna think. We're just done. Like that's it, you're done afterwards. Like, and there's nothing wrong with that. Like, you know, you won't even have the,

to know you're gone, 'cause you're gone. - Although if I were to be devil's advocate, right? Like if say for example, after you die, the answer is you go to hell and you suffer for an eternity. Let's say like, you know- - Hypothetically speaking. - Yeah, hypothetically. Let's say like, you know, fucking Satan puts you in a pool of boiling hot water and you have to sit in there for the rest of eternity, right? You have an eternity, you're gonna get used to it. - Yeah, you'd get used to it so fast. - You'd get used to it. - You'd be like, yeah, I guess. - Like after like 5,000 years, you'd be like, oh, turn it up a bit, it's a bit cold.

- Is this assuming you can't die? - Yeah, well, because it's an eternity, right? You can't die, you're already dead, right? So you're basically gonna be boiling for the rest of your life. You're gonna get used to it after a while. - But it's not exactly a pleasant experience, is it? - It's not pleasant at first. - Yeah, but that's like a very- - What do you mean at first? - That's like a very biblical way of looking at hell. I think that like hell could also be just being stuck in Ohio for like,

- That's true. - Maybe, I mean, some people are living that hell right now. - Maybe plot twist, we're in hell right now. - We're living amongst people who are also serving their time in hell. - Yeah. - What if existence is hell? - What if this is the suffering- - Think about that, atheists. - All right, let's go to the next one. All right, something a bit tamer.

- Also from Derek Wells. Would you rather have an unlimited entertainment budget, but be heavily restricted on your food budget or have an unlimited food budget, but be heavily restricted on your entertainment budget? - Entertainment is such a- - That's such a broad word. - That could cover so many things. - Games, movies. - Food is my entertainment as well. - That's true, yeah. - Like- - Oh shit. - Did you just play the game? - Entertainment could also in some aspects could be like travel or- - Yeah.

So I think if you were talking about travel now. - Well, yeah, travel is entertainment for a lot of people. - Okay, let me rephrase this question a little bit. Would you- - Yeah, Derek, fuck you. We're changing your answer. - I guess. - If that is your real name. - Yeah. Would you rather eat like a broke college student your entire life, but have all the games and travel that you want? - You just described my life. That's me right now. - You don't eat like a broke college student. - Yes, I do.

- Fuck off Joey. - Compared to you fuckers? - Fuck off Joey. - Compared to you fuckers? How often do you go to like fancy restaurants in Sydney? - Joey, Aki fucking cooks for you and you eat well. What are you talking about? - That is not a broke college student Joey. Before Aki and when Aki is not here, I am fucking chomping on the worst shit imaginable. - What do you mean when Aki's not there? - Like fucking like Judon every single day.

- Gudon's great, what are you talking about? - Excuse you, Gudon is the college food in Japan. Are you kidding me? - I love that visceral call. I've got, "You got a fucking nice restaurant."

- You do. I barely go to restaurants. - You do go to the restaurants, I think the least out of all of us. - Yeah, absolutely. - But you also cook at home or you have someone cook at home. There is something really, really fucking nice about a home cooked meal. - I mean, I'm not gonna say no to a nice restaurant, obviously, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to go to one. - Okay, so what you're saying is you wouldn't- - Look, this is not me saying I never take Aki to nice restaurants. I do.

- Oh, Arki. - You don't have to know. - No, but that's the great thing. Arki is exactly the same as me in the sense that she also doesn't care about restaurants. - Just like you care, she comes home from like a hard day works like, honey, don't worry, I'll cook for us.

- Like brings out the fucking- - Bring out the Uber Eats. - Bring out the instant ramen. It's just like, okay, honey, here you go. - I'm like, babe, it's a special day. You can choose between Matsuya or Tsukiya. Options. - I like Uber Eats a lot, so I like- - Yeah, so like if I had to pick, like I would pick the first one, the limited entertainment budget. 'Cause I love traveling, I love games, I love movies, all that kind of stuff. And food budget, you can, in Japan especially, you can still eat pretty well with a restricted food budget.

- Yeah. - You obviously struggle when you're traveling, of course, but if you don't include travel in the entertainment budget, hey, I'm living it. - Yeah, worst comes to worst, I will pick unlimited entertainment over, I mean, food to me is,

- Very much, I enjoy a good meal. It's something I look forward to every day, but that isn't so much dependent on how much of a budget you have. A lot of times it's just dependent on how much of an effort can you put into learning how to cook something you like and doing that more often than not because you can't always- - Or finding a good place on a low budget, right? - Yeah, yeah, exactly. - Which obviously exists. - Exactly. So it's a lot easier.

- I'm pretty good for the limited food budget. - Really? - Yeah, I could have some. I just go out every single night to a nice restaurant. - I feel like you get bored of it. - You get tired of it after a while. - You'd get bored of it. - Haven't so far. - Listen, I go every night. - Stop bragging. - I go out every night. - No, I mean, I don't think I do. - Bro, do you never like crave a home cooked meal? - No.

- Really? - No, I never- - There's just something like warming and homely about- - I like it, but I've never thought, man, I really want one right now. - This man's been in LA too much. - One, this is what Uber Eats does to a motherfucker. - I love Uber Eats, it's so good. - What Uber Eats does to a motherfucker. - I can get a restaurant meal in the comfort of my home. It's so good.

- Restaurants, yeah, I love my parents to death, but restaurants are restaurants for a reason. - No, but okay, there's something about a home cooked meal that- - Listen, if it was your mom's home cooked meal, maybe there's a different equation here. - It's not just my mom. - Do your parents, are your parents good cooks? - Yeah, they're okay.

- That was the most real answer. - I was like, what can I say without them disowning me from my family? - They swear to me they're very good now, which I'm sure they are.

- I had Garnt's mom's home cooking and I was like, "There's pretty fire though." - That is true. I think the answer makes a big difference if you have at least one parent who's like a mad cook. - Do you have British parents or Thai parents? - This is a different question, you know what I mean? - Yeah, Thai. - I mean, the thing I loved about home cooked meals is that, okay, you have like restaurant quality meals. You can go to like a Michelin star restaurant, but sometimes there are certain dishes that you like the way that you like it. And with home cooked meals,

you can just make it exactly to your taste profile. Exactly how, you know sometimes you get a dish and like this is 80% of how much I actually want of this dish. - Yeah. - But like, you know, you're satisfied with it, but you're like, damn.

- I want to just that little bit more. - There's a few places you can do that. I got a few places I go where they'll customize if I ask. - I think that's how restaurants get you as well, right? 'Cause you have that feeling of like, damn, I wish there was a little bit more. And then that just incentivizes you to go back to that restaurant again. - What'd you mean?

Don't you think it's kind of seems like a bit of the marketing scheme to be like, oh, we're gonna give you just a little bit less than what you actually want so that you have that craving to have it again. - I mean, I think I just eat more than the average person on a meal. - Right. - 'Cause it takes a little bit more for like to fill me up than someone like Sydney who is,

a lot smaller than me, you know? So it's, you know, it just depends. Restaurant, they have to serve for the average person. And most of the times we eat more than the average person. - And I'm an above average person. - Yeah, and you know, the way you, you know, the way a lot of guys offset that is they get a girlfriend or they get a wife and then they eat just like 20% less and they're like,

- You're not gonna finish that honey? - Yeah. - Don't worry. - Say less. - Say less. - I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you. - All right. - You get two meals for the price of one. All right, what's the next one? Would you rather gain a million dollars but need to shit out an entire year's worth of poop in a single day or shit one year worth of poop and never have to shit for the rest of that entire year? This is easy. I would do the first one.

Gain a million dollars and shit out entire years worth of poop in a single day. - There's also apologies poop topic, but I want to see the money. Why? Well, one of these, I get to have a million dollars. - Yeah. - One of them I don't. - Dude, if I made a TikTok of that, I'd make an extra million. - Although it would be kind of useful never to need to shit again. - I like shitting. - I like shitting. - I kind of do like shitting. - Yeah. - It's like saying, you know. - If it was peeing,

- I think I would like to know. - If it was peeing, it'd be a different story. - Peeing is actually just a burden sometimes. - It is. Peeing is the difference between peeing and shitting. Yeah, no one ever looks forward to a pee. Sometimes I look forward to a poop. - I never look forward to a piss. - I always look forward to my shits. - But when I have a nice bidet, I got a heated seat, I got five, 10 minutes for someone to chill out. - Yeah, yeah, it's great.

- I feel like most guys would answer the first one because we just love our shitting. - An entire year's worth of poop in a single day. I don't think it'd take that long. - Dude, you'd be like Randy from that one episode in Family Guy. - That's like, how long would that take? - Did I say Family Guy? I meant South Park. - I don't think I have enough hours in the day to put out all the shit and- - Well, 'cause you take an hour.

- I think it would take more than a single day for you to shit. - I'd be down for two hours. - You'd be down? - All right, would you rather only watch anime for your entire life or only play games for your entire life? - I'm fucking easy with games. - Yeah, games. - You don't even do that anyway anymore, Joey. - I would rather play games. - Or you got.

- This is the only hard thing for you. - Yeah. - No, I like anime a lot. Don't get me wrong, but games, games easily. - Also you can spend more time on a single game than you can on like an average anime season. - Yeah. - So like you just get more bang for your buck. - What if, okay, Joey, what if we included manga in that?

- Because I could go without anime if I had manga, but if I'm just cutting out anime and manga, that makes it really, really fucking hard for me. - That's true. - Because I do obviously like, I watch a lot of anime, but I also enjoy playing my games as well. And if I didn't have to watch anime for a job, I would rather, I think it would actually be a 50/50 about how much anime I watch versus how much games I play.

- So. - Yeah, it's hard. 'Cause I probably read just as much manga as I do play games. - Yeah. - But it says anime for this question, so I'm taking the games. - Joey taking the easy way out. - Taking the easy option. Also I've already watched most anime, so I don't wanna rewatch them. - Yeah, I think, oh, this is hard because I think if I had to make the choice, I do think I,

get more emotionally attached to anime. But I think for like the amount of time investment you put in, I gotta go, I can't like give up games. - You can also get the anime in the game. - What, you mean JRPGs? - No, there's like some games that you can like- - Like sort online game. - You can like load videos or links in like VR chat. - Oh yeah, you could watch anime in VR chat. - Can't play games in anime.

- Well, I mean, I'm going to assume that that's just like a legal loophole. - Roy clearly didn't think about that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's cut scenes. - Yeah, there's cut scenes, that'll do me. - My other reason is because, just purely because as of like my point in my life right now, I have played less games, like in the broader spectrum of the gaming world than I have watched anime in the broad spectrum of the anime world. So there's more excitement for me because there's more choice.

- It would suck though if you made this agreement and it's like every show you're halfway through, you have to stop watching. You can't finish. You'd be like, fuck, I wouldn't know how it ends. - That would suck. - And then like for some reason, no one else can tell you. Like you'd never find out. You never get to get that joy of finding out how it ends. - Sure. Maybe.

- Yeah, maybe that's a blessing in disguise. So because maybe I wouldn't be fucking Jujoi. Maybe I wouldn't be spoiled on Jujutsu Kaisen for the hundredth time when I'm scrolling through my fucking- - Yeah, everything has been spoiled for me about that show. It kind of sucks. - It's insane 'cause I went like four years, I was like no Attack on Titan spoilers. And then suddenly I know the entire plot of Jujutsu Kaisen from now to what's going on with the manga.

and I get a different thing every single day. - Dude, I could probably tell you just as much about Juzo Kaisen. I haven't even fucking watched it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I can tell you the character order of death to come. - Yeah, totally. - I don't even know that. - I can tell you how they die. - Yep. - I can tell you everything. - I can write the Wiki, bro. - I'm also, I watched all of the available episodes of "Free Run" as of the date of recording. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, okay. - Did you like it? - It's fucking good.

- Yeah, it's really good. - Very fucking good. - Yeah, yeah. - Not number one anime of all time. - No, no. - It's a solid show. - It is very, very fucking good. - GG for you, right? - Yeah. - All right, next one. - That's enough anime talk. - This is the real question. Would you rather spend a year in Ohio or a year in Paris? - At least it would be Paris.

- It's at least a walkable city and I can get nice coffee and- - Also you're in Europe, so it's a lot easier to access other countries. - Presumably you can't leave for a year. - Oh, if you can't leave? - Well, I imagine you'd have to spend the year. - Oh, I see, I see. Yeah, I'd say Paris. - Ohio, what can I do? I can go to McDonald's, I can go to Wendy's.

I can go to a Chick-fil-A in Paris. - That sounds pretty good actually. - Okay, well at least Paris I can get a nice coffee. I can get some good baked croissant. - Yeah. - Some good stuff, some good foods. Will I have to deal with an angry French person every day? Probably, but I'll manage.

- Yeah, I mean, this is Ohio we're talking about. - Ohio is so bad. - Ohio is the final boss. - Not as bad as like Montana. - Montana's kinda all right. - Montana's all right. - It's all right. - It's Ohio. - It's all right. - It's Ohio. - There'd be very few places that could,

- Like battle Ohio in the- - The final boss of Ohio. - It's the final boss. So yeah. - Yeah, we'd rather spend the year in Paris, I think. - I think Paris for all of us. So The Mannington asks, "Would you rather give the first 90% of a blow job or give the last 10% of a blow job?" Asking three JoJo fans here. - That's a really good one because-

'Cause you have to now- - Presumably you get nut in your mouth. - Yeah, you have to debate with yourself, do you want nut in your mouth or do you wanna endure the large majority but no nut in your mouth? - Yeah, so it's all about the nuts. It's the nut question basically.

- Do you want to take the nut or do you want to put in the effort and- - Or do you want to suck a dick? - I'll do the last 10%, you know? - I think I'll do the last 10 as well. - I feel like I'm the one who did it. I did the job. I did it, you know? It's all me. I got all the credit for the work. Why not? - Yeah, also, you know, depending on the dude, it'll take like two seconds.

- Or it could take like- - Or if it's Johnny Sins, you'll be there for 40 minutes. - Yeah, you could be there for 40 minutes. You get like fucking jaw problems, you know? - If it was me, it'd be like two seconds. - What a dumb ass question. Stupid ass question. - Well, some people don't want none in their mouth, man. You know how it is. - Why is this a question? So bad. - All right, going on to the next one. Let's see.

Go back to daily uploads or stream every single day? I mean, streaming, I feel like this is the same question, but if this was me, I'd rather stream every day. - Yeah, I think I'd rather stream every day. - Because I think daily uploads, like streaming is basically just doing daily uploads just without the,

just without the chat interaction basically. - Also you can make more content out of like a full day of stream than you can have like a full day of making daily uploads I feel so. - Yeah, but you need to stream every day. So actually, if you do daily uploads, you can get away with less. - Doing one stream like seven ideas worth and then you've got your daily uploads, right? - Yeah, or like having one recording session where you just,

- Oh shit, you're right. I think they're kind of the same thing really. If you think about it, it's just whether or not you want to stream or not.

- I actually think I'd do daily uploads. - Yeah, I think daily uploads too. - I think I'd do daily uploads then, yeah. - You could do a batch. - That's true. - You could record a month's worth. - That's true. - Yeah. - All right, Mason Lasagna asks, "Would you rather be only able to shit in one minute, Max, or have to shit for at least 30 minutes?" - So no in between. - How would the mechanics be of this? Like you're one minute in, then your pants like robotically just zoop back up?

- I mean, yeah, probably. - I think you just described the two different types of shitters that are sitting on this table. - You basically described, are you a woman or are you a man? - I don't know about you dude, my sister shits in like 30 seconds. It's actually insane. - I shit in one minute.

- I shit in 30 minutes, yeah. - No, no, yeah, I thought that was more normal, like taking like 30 minutes for a dude. - No, what I do is, is I get there, I take the shit, it takes like 30 seconds, and then I sit there for 10 minutes, 'cause I just wanna sit down.

- Really? - Yeah. - What about you? - What aspect of this is taking 30 fucking minutes? - Ask the dude who takes 30 minutes. - Just chilling out. - Are you like a toothpaste roll? Are you like crimping the inside of your small intestine to get it out? - I've explained this before, but when you go take a shit, right? When you go take a shit, you sit down and then it's just like that immediate relief that you get like a good like 70% out.

- And you could walk away. - I know what you're talking about. - You could walk away. - You're psychotic. - Dude, what do you mean it looks psychotic? - Look, he only brings 100% of the effort to the toilet. - This is why you're getting your hemorrhoids before the age of 50, Garth. 'Cause you're trying to squeeze out the last 30, which isn't coming out. It's not ready. - Yeah, I thought you said you'd let gravity do its work. - Yeah, if it was ready. - Yeah, 'cause it takes 30 minutes. - No, it doesn't. - No, but if you're straining, that's not gravity doing its work. That's you forcing it out. - No, no, no. It's like you get 70% out and then you could

- I feel there's a bit more. There's a little bit more. - I reserve that for my afternoon shit. - You just gotta come back later. - That's like pre-ordering my afternoon shit. - If you just keep sitting, it's just, you'll get it out. - No, you're forcing it out. - Why are you forcing it out? - That's literally how you get hemorrhoids. - You're gonna get hemorrhoids 'cause you're fucking forcing it out. - You know what? Fine, I'm gonna get hemorrhoids though. When I get my 100 bucks gonna- - The moment you get the diagnosis, you gotta give me 100.

- A clean hundred. - You get a double bill, one from Connor, one from the hospital. - I know the exact sensation you're talking about because I've been on the toilet where I've had the same feeling and I'm like, I think it will come out if I sit here and just try and get it out for 30 minutes. And it's better to just walk away. Just say no.

- I can't just be completely empty. I'm gonna come back when it wants to come out. - Look, I don't really care what doctors say. This is like when doctors say, "Oh, don't use-" - That's a good anecdote. I don't care what doctors say. - I don't care what doctors say. It's like when doctors say, "Oh, don't use cotton buds to clean your ears."

A lot of us are still gonna do it. Let's be honest guys. - I don't do it, I listen to doctors. I listen to the doctors when it suits my agenda. - Exactly. - I don't wanna stay in my fucking head. - You know what? If doctors say, do not sit down for the rest of the 30% shit that you can tell we're still in there after you take a shit, I'm gonna be like,

- But I'm gonna do a gamer move anyway. I'm gonna sit down. - What are you, my dad? - We gotta get a poop expert on the podcast. That's what we need. - And honestly, why would you want to- - A fecologist? - Why would you want to deprive yourself of just a nice, relaxing shit? I don't understand why you- - No, no, no. - Because we're in the middle of fucking recording, Garnt. - Yeah, 'cause I got shit to do. - Come on, we're waiting on you. And you're here dangling it out, going, "What?"

- No, no, sometimes I just, it's just hard for me to focus. - So you don't wanna shit in one minute. You wanna take 30 minutes.

- I think if I had to, I'd rather take 30 minutes. - That's preposterous. - I mean like I'm thinking- - That's such a long time. - 'Cause I'm thinking about it now. I'm thinking about it now and it's like on average, how long do I take? - That'd be like a curse to that video about your guys' lifespan. I'd be like, you spend 50 million hours sleeping and then 2% of your life, shit. - Hey, what? - Here's the thing. Would you rather only be able to sleep for one hour or have to sleep eight hours?

- Is this taking into account that you'll be fine even after one hour sleep? - Yeah, why the fuck would I wanna sleep one hour? As in like you're saying that like I have the option to- - Like you'll be fully rested even after an hour. - Yeah, you can- - Oh, 100% - Yeah, totally. - And I don't get the normal 16 hour like tired cycle. So I would get- - Yeah. - What time would I get tired? Would it be like one hour before I go to bed or would I get tired like eight hours before- - Let's say every night it happens between one and 2:00 AM.

- So I'm sleeping between like two and 3:00 AM. - Yeah. - But I get tired around one. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Dude, are you kidding me? - But then by 5:00 AM you're fully awake and fully- - Are you kidding me? Yeah, fuck yeah. - Yeah, hell yeah. - It's not even a question. The amount of time you have is insane. - Because think about it this way Garnt, right? Like, okay, you say like- - You just added 25% of active time to your life. - 'Cause think about it this way, right? Like you, okay, like you sleep for eight hours, right? Sure, you get the full eight hours. - Yeah. - But in your head, it doesn't feel like eight hours.

- Does it? - Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't. - Yes, it does. - Because when you're asleep, you have no conception of time because you're asleep. - Yeah, but okay, when you wake up- - You judge it by waking up. - Yeah, you judge it by waking up, but still sometimes you know when you've just... Okay, sometimes you oversleep. You know when you oversleep, right? - Yeah, totally. - Your body tells you, "Hey, you just slept a fuck ton." And you know that every time. I don't know, to me,

I look at sleep the same way I look at shitting. Is it always the most efficient use of time? No, obviously if I could cut out all shitting in my life, I would give myself X amount of more time in the day. But-

- Do I enjoy the fact that I can look forward to like a good, nice rested sleep for like- - Yeah, but if you can get that within an hour. - The hour gives you that same sensation. - Also, let me propose this Garnt. If you only had to sleep for an hour and you'd be fully rested, that's more time for you to take a shit. - I'm literally just offering you more time. There's no downs. I'm just saying, hey, you can just have straight up more time in your life. And you're like, no, I don't want that.

- I'd rather spend that extra time that I have to be fully unconscious. - It's like I'm saying, do you want seven hours a day extra to do shit? And you're like, no. - Do we need seven hours a day to do extra shit? - Oh my God. Do we need seven hours a day? - We would be in flying cars if that was happening right now. - I would be watching all the shit that is on my backlog. - Yeah, I'd actually be watching anime.

- That's a lie. - Joey, that's an absolute lie. - That's an absolute lie. - I'd be playing games. - That is an absolute lie. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, more time is great, I guess. In the logical sense, would I be happier with more time? I don't know. I don't know if I'd be happy with more time. - No, but I mean, like, sure. But like you would be able to, I mean, what you do with that extra time is up to you, right? I think.

So like, I think just even having that option is better off, especially for people in our position where we have to be on our own time schedules and be as productive as we can with the limited amount of time we have. Think about how much shit we can make.

if you just had an extra even five hours in a day. - We just become even more workaholics. And I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. - Or you can spend that extra seven hours watching anime, playing games, doing whatever the fuck you want. - Rewatch Breaking Bad. - Yeah, whatever the fuck you want. It doesn't matter.

You can use that time however much- - I feel like when you have an abundance of something is when you stop appreciating what you have. - Why aren't you like that with shitting then? - Sorry? - Why aren't you like that with shitting? - I do appreciate that. What are you talking about, Joey? I appreciate the time I have with shitting, Joey. - You certainly have an abundance of it, that's for sure. - You're saying that 23 hours a day is too much time for you.

- I think it would be, I don't know, 23 hours a day. That's a lot of time, right? And yes, I could be a more productive member of society and all that kind of shit. Do I think I would be happier with 23 hours of time in the day? I don't know if I would be because I would, I mean, right now,

let's say like, you know, all three of us, every spare moment we have, we fill that shit up with just doing more work, right? We say to ourselves, hey, we are,

we would like to watch more anime, we would like to play more games, but you know, you've had like a holiday where you have like a week off and then you just do nothing but become a degenerate and play games, watch anime, then you're like, shit, I feel like shit, because I didn't do anything but play games and watch anime for seven days straight. And then you're like- - Yeah, but that's because you're playing it for seven days straight. Like if you had that extra seven hours in the day, like you would, after a while, once you actually got your body and mind into that rhythm, you'd be able to start,

putting a certain schedule together of like, okay, yeah, sure. I have that extra seven hours, but I can maybe split it up with like maybe three hours of that is working and then four hours of it is doing whatever the fuck I want.

- I feel, yeah. - We could do that anyway, Joey. People do that anyway. - Yeah, but you'd have more time. Think of how many JRPGs you could finish. - Joey, here's the thing, Joey. - You could finish "Final Fantasy" in a day. - Joey, here's the thing, Joey. I do not believe for a second that if you had more time that you'd do all the things that you think that you're gonna do. Have you ever had that moment where, okay, you're in exam, like you're in exam period or something, right? Or you're in like a period where you're in crunch time at work.

And then all you can think about is, "Holy shit, if I had more time, I can't wait for this project to end. 'Cause once this project ends, then I'm gonna have time to do X, Y, and Z." And all you can think about is fantasizing about having this project end or having exams end. And then exams end and you have all the time in the world and you're like,

"What the fuck do I do? What do I do now? What do I do now?" - Steve himself gone, after exams, I went hard. - You have like a day or two where you're like, "Shit, this is great." - I was going all after exams, bro. - I immediately was like, "I can't wait to play 10 hours of games." - Yeah, totally. - And then I played 10 hours of games and then two days in, I was like,

"Fuck, I don't know what to do with my time anymore." - I did not feel that way. I think I played it for like seven months straight. - Dude, think of the amount of new hobbies you can pick up just even in that time. You could do whatever the fuck you want in that time. - Yeah, but with new hobbies, you'd have to go with the circadian rhythm of the rest of the world anyway. You aren't changing- - You don't have to, not necessarily. What if your new hobby is building Gunpla?

You can do that at three in the fucking morning. - I've learned that we live in a global world and there's always day somewhere. There's always gonna be someone to hang out with and do stuff. - Anytime you are awake, someone is awake on this. - I also have teleportation ability in this universe. It's pretty cool. - The only downside to only needing one hour of sleep is that long flights would be a fucking chore. - What do you mean? - 'Cause you wouldn't be able to sleep through it.

- 'Cause you'd only need an hour. And then if you're on a 12 hour flight, you'd just be awake for 11 hours doing what? - Watching anime. - Fuck that. - That's what I do Joey. I just like to me flights just like, oh, it's my anime marathon session. - I'd be watching the same Jason Statham movie five times in a row. - Oh yes, the Meg 1 and 2. - But yeah, to me, I feel like I definitely,

like my rest time, you know? And it's something I cherish and it's something that I feel like I don't know if I would want to get rid of even if I had the opportunity to get rid of. - That's fine. - But yeah, that's just me. - Gus 180 says, "Would you rather become an anime review channel or stop watching anime?" Well, Joey actually got offered this exact conundrum in real life and took one of the options. - Yeah, I picked the correct one, I would like to think. Did you just read that just to run?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You bastard. All right, here we go. Here's a fun one. Would you rather watch only 5.0 and lower rated IMDb movies or only watch 5.0 and lower rated anime based on my anime list? - Oh. - Movies.

- Movies that are like dog shit are funny and anime that are really bad and under five are generally not funny. - Also it's like anime series, right? That's longer than an average movie. So you'd be able to get through. - True but I feel like, let's say like IMDB movies versus My Anime List.

- This is talking about entertainment shit, right? - Yeah. - What Connor? - Just one of the fucking questions. He's a psychopath. Oh, when you write that. - Oh, the Demi one? - No, no, below that. - Oh. - Who comes up with that? Mike, are you good, bro?

- Sorry, Garnt was explaining and all I could focus on was that Mike said, "Would you rather be in a battle royale with all your friends and family or be forced to strangle 100 innocent kids every day for the rest of your life?" - How would you even find 100 innocent kids? - I love how they have to be innocent kids as opposed to evil kids. - And you'd have to do that every day. - Why 100 kids? - You'd run out of kids. - 100 kids? Mike, what's wrong with you? You also didn't balance this, Mike. This is so badly balanced.

- Mike, you're a psychopath. - Now you just like fucking hacked my mind with that. - Mike's out of fucking pocket, 100 strangling. I think Mike is like, he pretty thought like 50, no I'd do 50, that'd be too easy. I'd do 100. - Okay, but to go back to the 5.0 one, right? - We'll get to that one next. I wanna answer that one. - I've seen a lot of anime- - You wanna answer that one? - Yeah, I wanna answer that one.

- I thought we were. - I've seen a lot of anime that are 5.0 and below, and I've seen a lot of movies that are 5.0 and below. And on average, in my experience, I had a better time watching the lower rated movies than I did the anime. - Yeah, me too. Like a bad movie is kind of fun 'cause you know it's gonna be over in 40 minutes by the time you realize it's so bad. - Like with 5.0 and lower anime, a lot of them are just like,

so mid that it's not even worth committing to it. Like they're not even the so bad that it's good. - It's also so painful, like watching a physical actor be like in a scene that is just bad.

is so much more funny. - Way funnier. - Because it's almost relatable. Like you can relate to the fact that this is probably awkward and shit for the actor as well. - The anime equivalent to that is just aggravating to watch. - Yeah, 'cause someone had to animate it. It's like someone fucked up either the music fucked up, either the voice acting's bad or the animation is horrible. Like it's not fun to watch.

Whereas watching someone be bad at acting, it's kind of like this weird catharsis where you're like, man, I can kind of relate and I sympathize, which makes it equally funny that they were cool sending this out. - I feel like I've seen more,

than badly rated anime that I actually enjoy. - Yeah, totally. - It's funny because if I see a 5.0 in an anime rating, I'm like, this shit is dog shit. I think the worst rating you could possibly have is five. - Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen anything like that. - If an anime is actually like,

technically mid, like the actual technical definition of the word mid. It's terrible. - The only thing worse than a bad anime is a forgettably mid anime. Which a lot of 5.0 and lower are. - Yeah, and it's weird. Sometimes I've seen 5.0 or like kind of like that kind of like rating scale in movies. And some of them have just really interesting ideas that are just executed really badly. Whereas if it's a 5.0 anime, it's probably gonna be generic,

- Harrowmore generic. - Isekai. - Isekai, shut the fuck up, bro. - That's what you've seen so many of them. - Why you gotta arm me like that? - Yeah, well that's the thing, right? So it's like, I would much rather just see like a really like

that is just so terrible that it's funny, rather than just watching a bunch of shows I'm gonna forget immediately after I finished watching it. So I'd take the movies anyway. - Yeah, I'd take the movie as well. - All right, let's answer the fucking psychotic one then. - All right, let's for the most out of pocket we've won so far, would you rather be in a battle royale with all your friends and family or will you be forced to strangle a hundred innocent kids every day for the rest of your life? - What is your opinion that won't possibly get you on a watch list?

- Well, Joey, them kids, man. - So why are you killing potentially- - Again, this is just the Aaron question, right? - Yeah. - You asked this to Aaron Yeager? - He's like both. - Why not both? - Why not both actually? - Why not 80% of all of them? - What if it's a battle royale with all your friends and family or just-

a battle royale with 100 innocent kids. Would that make it better? - It's not even a battle royale, it'd be a massacre. What are those kids gonna do? Fight back? - I just wanted to answer this question 'cause the battle royale with your friends and family, I think would be pretty epic.

- Yeah. - It'd be an epic way to go. I don't think I'd win, you know, but- - I mean, I would argue a lot of, especially Asian families do this with family wills. - That's so true. - So it's already happening. - Your grandma dies, like load up the fucking Fortnite music. - We'll be dropping grandma.

- Holy shit. - You have the fucking long lost uncle you haven't seen in 20 years suddenly pop in the map and you're like, "What the fuck?" - Oh shit, he was worth how much? - What the fuck did you sport in? - Oh, God damn. All right. Move to a different country every year or live in America for the rest of your life. - Oh, that's a doozy 'cause moving sucks. - Shudder is American.

- Well, you have 193 countries to choose from, right? So you're not gonna cover every single country in your lifetime. - You would get so good at just living in places for kind of short periods of time. It almost would be better if it was like one month, 'cause then I could just get used to just not being in the same place all the time. - What if you could just, like, instead of having to go through the process of moving, let's say you could just,

and have your place, like have a different- - That's too easy. - Have a different place. - No, then I definitely choose that. - Yeah, 'cause it's way too easy. - Is there a hundred...

And like, is there, okay. How many years do we have left? - 60 if we're being generous. - Let's assume 60. - We're being really generous. - Are there 60 different places, countries in the world that you think you'd be happy living in? - Yeah, I'm down to try. - Yeah, I'm down to try. - It gives me enough time to either I absolutely fucking hate it or I like it. It gives me enough time to figure it out.

but living in America for the rest of my life. - You're basically saying- - I'll know in a week. - I could do America though, I think I could do it. I can make it work. - It depends where. - I'm basically American. - It depends where. - You are basically American. - Okay, let's change the question a bit. Okay, what if it's moved to a different country every year or live in a different state every month?

for the rest of your life? - Well, fuck no, I'm not gonna choose that. That's psychotic. I'm gonna pick that. - I actually think I'd pick living in America for the rest of my life over moving to a different country. - Yeah, I think so. - Really? - At a certain point, there are different things. - You just wanna stop moving. - Yeah, at a certain point, it would just become- - Can't we have kids?

- Yeah, I can't really have kids or the kids will be really unhappy. - Can't have pets really 'cause you're moving or something. - You know, you're not feeling where you just have a house and you're like, fuck, I can buy the furniture now and know that this is the furniture that I want that is going to remain instead of just having Airbnb furniture. There's so many like micro things that you take for granted about just having a physical place that you know you're gonna be in for

X amount of years in your life, you know? And taking that away, I mean, it's obviously exciting to move to a new place, but only like, you do that enough times and it just kind of gets stressful. - Yeah. - Knowing that you can't plant your roots. - Now that you put it that way. - Now that you can't plant your roots somewhere. - Yeah. I mean, there would definitely be enough countries in the world, I think, where I'd be pretty happy living in for the rest of my life. But yeah, now that you said the whole moving process, that does sound like a pain in the ass. - Yeah.

- All right Americans, you get the W this time. - Coconut asks, would you rather try to cuddle with a polar bear or kill and eat a penguin with your bare hands? - What kind of question is this? One of them is you die or you get food. - Yeah, I'm sorry penguin, you're gone. - Why the fuck would I try and, I'd die.

- This should just be, would you rather kill and eat a penguin or kill yourself? - I'd rather kill and eat a penguin actually. - Well, I've listened to enough Joe Rogan podcasts to know. - Jonathan here- - Eating a penguin gives a gonorrhea. - Jonathan's a really good one actually. - All right, what is it? - Would you rather lose your taste buds or lose all of your memories from the past five years of your life?

- Both would be horrible. - Both would be horrible, especially for us. 'Cause the past five years have been pretty nice for the most part. - I think for me, I would choose lose my taste buds.

- I don't know actually. - I would choose lose my memories for the past five years. I can ask people what I did. - I just realized my wedding was in the past five years. - All the trash taste is in the past five years. - To make it more fair. 'Cause I think losing your taste bud is a huge deal. And I think, you know, five years that you can probably think of some ways to make it easy. Nobody knows you've taken this deal. Not even you.

if you take the deal to lose your memories. - Oh, so you're not even aware you've lost your memories. - You've lost your memories, but you don't understand why you've lost them. - Right. - Okay. - Which would make this probably more traumatic. - Yeah, you just made the deal worse. - Yeah, but I'm just trying to say, I think actually the memories is kind of stacked right now.

I think the memories is too strong. - Yeah, see, I think my logical reasoning of why I would choose I would rather lose my taste buds is because yes, you lose your sense of taste, but you still have your sense of smell, which is kind of like taste. - Fuck off. - Joey, no, no, no. - This is why we go to restaurants, by the way. You smell it on the outside. - Even if you can't taste the food, you can still smell the food. So it's kind of like tasting it. - No, Joey, no.

- Yeah, 'cause like, you know that experiment of like how they like make you smell one food and then they make you eat something that's completely different and it completely changed the way of how you taste that food.

It's called an olfactory system for a reason. It's all connected. - There's still taste being a part of that. - Yeah, but like what I'm saying is losing your taste buds and only your taste buds doesn't necessarily get rid of taste in general. It's there, but just in spades. - Joey just goes to the restaurants, has one whiff and he's like, "I'm satisfied." - I've eaten enough. - I'm full. - Take it back, take it back. - I'm full. - Oh, I'm so full. I couldn't- - Come once in a while. - I couldn't smell another bite. - I couldn't, I possibly couldn't.

But if you lose all your memories in the past five years, then that's just like, there's no backup. - Tanjiro just having an all you can eat buffet. - When he goes to the gas station, he's like, I'm full. I couldn't smell another drop. - I'm good, I'm full up. - I think I would go for the memories. - Really? - Yeah.

- No, 'cause I think that would just be sad because like, okay, say for example, even if someone was there to like- - Or my smartphone camera. - Yeah, but even, but like- - Say you want YouTubers. - Making a heart of going, all right? - Yeah. - I don't have any fucking pictures as well. What do I have, Garnt? I got something. - You have the friends that you had.

And that will carry you through. - Yeah, because I feel like hearing those memories again would be really sad because like a lot of those memories would be fun, but then you'd get that sense of sadness of like, well,

- It sucks 'cause I don't remember ever experiencing it. - You gotta live without your taste buds. Okay, okay, okay. Actually, actually, let me choose losing my memories 'cause I can watch "Attack on Titan" for the first time all over again, baby. Think about how many anime you can watch. You can watch "Arcane" again for the first time, man.

- Garnt, you underestimate how little shows I've watched in the past five years. There isn't a lottery watch. - My entire life in Japan, I wouldn't remember. - Yeah, your entire life in Japan, you would not remember. - Bro, think about how much- - And then how confused would you be when you suddenly wake up and you're like, "Where the fuck am I?" - I guess I would know zero Japanese as well. - Yeah.

- All the friends you made here, gone. All the memories you made on trash, they're gone. - It's only the memories that are going. The friends are still gonna be there. Japan's gonna still be here. You can make new memories. It's okay. It's like- - This does fucking suck. - It sucks. It does suck, but like with your taste buds, you live with that shit for the rest of your life. - I don't think I would wanna live on this earth if I couldn't eat nice food. - But you can, you can still smell it. - No. - I'm telling you, you can still fucking smell the food.

And that's a big part of your like eating food experience is smelling the, like eating something while you've had like a stuff nose is completely different to just being normal. - Oh, it's still completely different, but it's still better that I can taste like a little bit of it. - Without taste buds, you remove one of the little,

- Happiness you get every day. - Gigantic. - Okay, well, gigantic, whatever, you know. - Tasting that coffee in the morning. - Would you rather have no arms or no legs? - No legs. - No legs? Let's go. - Why, 'cause you can't game? - I can't game.

- Oh my God. We are a bunch of monkeys in shoes. - I feel that like, you know, there are a lot of, it is easier to, I don't know. I feel like the things that I really value in life, I do with my arms and obviously getting around,

Playing games, all this stuff, I can do without arms, but I think I just would like to be able to- - Also prosthetic legs are a thing. - Prosthetic legs are fucking sick. - Arms are getting better. - We have the technology of robotic or automated arms or whatever for people who don't have an arm is getting better, but the legs are like they're next level now. - Well, that's presumably, it depends what type you have 'cause some people can't have those. - Yeah. - Oh really? - Yeah, not every, it doesn't,

- We'll just everything. Yeah, that's fine. - I'm chilling. I think I'm down 'cause- - There's more you can do with your hands than with your feet. - I would get jacked in my arms as well. - I feel like Joe Swanson in "Family Guy." - I'd be huge.

- All right. - Was there another, I think there's one good one. What was the? - Which one? - Would you rather fight 10 parents at the same time? - What's with the fighting children? - You're saying here's some wild shit.

- Would you rather have Sydney's hentai preferences or Joey's hentai preferences? - Well boys, I don't know if I have a say in this. - I don't want either, I'll be real with you. - I mean, I would rather my own. - Well, obviously. - Obviously, but what do you guys think? - What is your like textbooks example of your preferences? - Well, I know Sydney's textbook preferences and it's a lot of like- - I don't want Sydney's. - Really, it's shit I don't even touch.

- I mean, I know Sydney's hentai preferences. - I think I'd go for yours just out of like, I have no choice, but like, what is yours? What would you like? I'm just saying that 'cause I don't even want Sydney's.

- Anyone's but Sydney's wins by default 'cause it doesn't have NTR and ugly bars. - And grow like any of those fucked up ones. - Sydney likes really fucked up shots. - You'd have to play, if you had Sydney's hands on purposes, you would have to play some of the most like abominable like era girl shit. - I feel ashamed whenever I even like see those. And I'm like, man, it's sad that my other bros out there are watching this.

- Someone's watching this. - Yeah. Someone's getting off to like ugly bashing. - Although if you had my hentai preferences, you would have to watch every single hentai that ever comes out, whether it's good or bad. - What does that mean? Why? - 'Cause that's what I do.

I give everything a go and like see if it's good or bad. - What's your preference? That's not my preference. - My preference is I watch everything. - Okay, all right. - So you'd have to sit through probably a lot of shit you don't like. - I just click it and I see if it says any categories I don't fuck with. I just don't watch it, which is 90% of hentai nowadays. - Well, which I think is what you just described a preference. - That's the same for me or Sydney. - That's just a taste. - One of them is literally, would you rather be a rapist or Kirito?

What? What? What?

- That's so funny. Would you rather become the MC of "Ready Over Here" and do what he did or become the Blake Swordsman? This guy literally thinks he's like, man. - He's like, I know the boys hate Kirito but- - How is Sword Art Online got such a bad rap where people think this is like a legit question? - It's just an easy punching bag. - You get like in fact,

intense trauma your entire life, then become a hideous, horrible human being or become a protagonist of Sword Art Online. - Or just have a nice cushy life playing video games, get married and have girls fall over you. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't fuck with Kirito normally, but I'm definitely fucking with him in this instance. - Would you rather be right or be happy?

- Well, I can tell you for one thing guys, Trash Taste is one of them. - I feel like- - And it's not right. - I feel like a lot of people would say happy, but I think a lot of people secretly would rather be miserable and be right all the time. - Well, it depends who you're asking, right? - That's just being British, isn't it? - Yes, actually. I think actually I would rather be right all the time.

- What are you fucking knew you would. - What are you Reddit? - And because it would get to the point where I'm always right and that everyone would fucking be like, dude, he's always right. He's fucking, ah fuck, it sucks to be right. - Yeah, then you wouldn't be happy. - Yeah, but then you wouldn't be happy. You would just be miserable. - I think I would get happiness eventually from being right all the time. - Here's the question I always like struggle with. Would you rather be ignorant unhappy or knowledgeable and miserable? - Ignorant and happy.

- Because I get this sometimes whenever- - There's no punishment for being ignorant. You know what I mean? Like you just, you don't know you're ignorant. You're just happy. - Yeah, I think I'd rather be ignorant now. - Yeah, the smart person- - But like, I think at some point we made the conscious choice to stop being ignorant and- - Yeah, but there is the saying ignorance is bliss. - Or just getting like learning and getting knowledge and expanding is addictive, but also dangerous.

- Yeah, because okay, there's a moment in our childhood, I guess, where we were fucking ignorant, but we were happy about that a lot of the times. And I feel like as an adult, I have happiness. - Were we ignorant or were we just unknowledgeable? 'Cause I think there's a difference. - We were just fucking idiots 'cause we're kids. - Yeah, we were kids. Well, ignorant, that's the same thing, right? - No, ignorant means, no, what is the definition of ignorant? Ignorant is like- - Joey, you're doing it right now, Joey.

- Well, no, not be ignorant 'cause I want to know. So I know I'm wrong. - Ignorant is like you are completely like to lack a large amount of awareness on the subject.

- Lacking knowledge or awareness in general, uneducated or unsophisticated. - Unsophisticated, God damn. - God damn. - Google, you didn't have to go in that hard. - No, Google, Jesus. - You don't think about maybe like what else there is out there. Maybe you're content with like, you're very like, you know. - Right, like close minded. - Not close minded. - Not close minded. - No, just like. - That's like conscious ignorance, you know? If you.

consciously block off the rest of the world, then you're consciously choosing to be ignorant. But there is a point where we made the guess, I guess like the conscious decision to go outside our bounds, to go outside of let's say our little town or our,

bubble our world and we chose to become more knowledgeable about the world. Did it make me happier? I don't know if it did. Honestly, sometimes I see a lot of people in like the small towns that we came from and I'm like,

they're just fucking happy, man. They're just happy living their life and just having, you know, living their life in that bubble. And I, you know, I'm not saying this is a bad thing because I'm fucking jealous of them. - Well, they're content, right? - Yeah, content's the wrong word. Some of them are content. Some of them are genuinely just like, some of them are genuinely just happy living the lives that they have. And that's completely fine. And I think to myself, huh, there was a point in my life, in my childhood when I,

when I was just happy with the things I had. There was a point in my lives where, this is the best kind of like,

- Allegory. No, that's not the right word. This is the best- - Analogy? - Analogy. That's what I was waiting for. There was a point in my life when I was just happy fucking eating chicken wings at McDonald's for my mom every day of my life. I did not crave Japanese food. I did not crave Japanese food. I did not crave all of these other kinds of like foods. And then, you know, suddenly I go out, I try Nando's for the first time and I'm like, now I crave Nando's. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

you can like, when you try all these new things and explore, you almost then you're like, okay, but I need to keep satisfying. - Yeah, yeah. - All these things that I've done. - Yeah, exactly. - Right. - I never would have fucking eaten Thai food. - Yeah, yeah. - If I'd stayed in Wales. Or I would have had it once and been like, oh wow, look at this. - Yeah. - Oriental cuisine. - Ooh, look at this. Ooh, and then I think to myself, am I happier now or was I happier back then being ignorant of the larger world, you know?

- It's kind of depressing, isn't it? - My question is, would you go back to that kind of ignorance and just like forget all your memories. - Fuck no. - And just go back to being the ignorant. - I'd be on the same path regardless. I'd always find a way to fuck myself over. And I'd want more. - I can't change the future. - I can't change the future, I am gone. - Yeah. If you could go back in time and be like, actually you just stay in your little Welsh town. - I would maybe go back for like,

but I wouldn't want to relive the whole thing again. - Yeah. - You know, like just purely based on nostalgia, it would be nice to go back to that childish mentality of the world is just like this brand new thing and there's so much to learn and there's so much you don't know. And like, you know, 'cause I've always had the enjoyment of going out there and learning something. You'd be like, oh wow, I never knew about this thing. This is cool, I'm a dumb idiot. I don't know anything about anything. - Yeah.

Would I want to then relive my entire adolescence again going through that? Maybe not. I'm pretty happy with how much knowledge I have and the lack of knowledge I have that I'm still yet to learn. So yeah, I do it for a limited time. - Do you think Luffy wants to find One Piece?

- I don't even know if he knows anything, to be honest. - What do you think is gonna happen after he finds it? - It's not what I was hoping for. - What if it's all about knowing it's out there on the journey to find it rather than the actual ending of finding it yourself. - He becomes a dictator.

- Yeah, he goes back to Garp and he's like, "You're right, granddad. I should have joined the Marines." - This year was whack. - Now everything that Roger did is- - He's gonna become a martyr. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes so much more sense now that you think about it. - He's gonna inspire the next generation of pirates by becoming a martyr. And then we get One Piece 2. - Two Piece. - Two Piece. - Two Piece. - Would you rather have Stans exist in real life or Nen exist in real life? - Nen.

- You think so? - Yeah. - I think 'cause there's more of a variety of Nen and there's so much more you can do with Nen than- - Absolutely not, there's not more variety of Nen. - Yeah. - Fucking, Stans are like insane. - Stans are insane, but Nen is more moldable. You know what I mean? Like Nen you can kind of do whatever your will is. - Yeah. - Stans you're pretty good at. - Obviously it's a skill issue that you need to be born with, but so is Stans. So, you know, but I feel like-

- Stands get so like eerily specific. - Yeah, also you can't impress a non-Stand user by having a Stand, but you can impress a non-Nen user with Nen. - Garnt would be like, "My Stand ability is that every time the clock strikes 11, I can suck back in the fart if I have a fart. And if I do, it causes a minor explosion somewhere in a fourth world country."

Connor's ability would be like, every time I sit down for the toilet, even if it doesn't have a bidet, I can still summon the bidet. - My stand wipes my ass. - My stand is just ask Jeeves.

- I just think like with just how the Nen system is based, I think there's more of a variety and there's more of a, what's the word? There's more of an opportunity to have like way cooler powers in Nen than you can withstand. Although they are very fucking similar. - This question is fucking weird. Rye asks, would you rather be the main character in a monster themed hentai or a side character in Nisukai where you know you will die? So basically have sex with a monster or die.

- I think I'd rather die. - Yeah, I think I'd rather die too. - Oh, I was gonna say monster. - Well, it depends on the monster. - Monsters range differently. - I've seen anime's definition of monster. - The ugliest fucking orc alive, kill me. - Look, but if we're talking like, you know, "Day of the Lives of Monster Musume",

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. What kind of monsters are we talking about? Are we talking about- - What's the same for like humans? It's like the most grossest human beings, politicians, you know, you'd have sex with them, you're like, "No, I'm good, I'll die." - I will take death. So what you're asking is, do you wanna take a chance in having the worst fucking experience possible? So it's basically like- - It also really depends, am I top or bottom?

- Why does that depend? - I think that's a valid question. Am I top or am I bottom? - Presumably because it's a monster, it's probably top. - Tell me why it matters. - Because if I'm gonna fuck a monster, I'd rather fuck a monster than be fucked by a monster.

- I'm just being real with Joel. I would rather fuck a monster in the butt than get butt fucked by a monster. - Is it a deal breaker? - Kinda. - Okay, what if the monster's a top? Are you killing yourself? - I'm killing myself. - I was just like, imagine the one criteria between you and fucking low tier God and yourself is like, am I top or bottom? I'm bottom?

- It's like Morbius was like, you get the blue or the red pill. He's like, "Am I a top in the blue?" - I wanna be top bro. - So it doesn't matter if you could like be fucking the most hideous monster of all time. It's like some Lovecraftian monster that Genobuchi. - If I do it from the back, I can't see his face.

- Can we put any of this in? I don't know. - All right, the next ones we are gonna go through are some would you rather questions that our producer has put together. So by the way, big thank you to you guys who got selected on the Patreon. And if you wanna be involved in future videos and watch extra Patreon only content, then again, go to patreon.com/trashtaste, links in the description. - Come on, come on do it. - But let's go through some preselected questions that our producer has got for us. So let's see what we got.

- Would you rather always have BO and not know it or always smell BO on everyone else? - Oh, it's just a Yaname Convention experience, isn't it? - I don't mind the smell of BO much. - It depends on the BO. - I mean. - I've smelled some dank BO before. - It depends how close I am. Like if I'm not that close to you, I don't really care if you have BO. If I'm like this and I get a proper whiff, I'm like,

- No, have you not smelled some BO that is just like rancid? It literally smells like trash. - Okay, actually there's one or two times I can. It's mainly like when someone- - It's rare, but it's somewhere it's like, God damn you, I'm dank. - I remember my first experience with this. - But most BOs not bad. - Sorry? - Most BOs minor. - Most BOs minor. - Most BOs like minor. - I'm fine with, I'd rather not subject other people to me.

- As someone with dank BO. - Yeah, yeah. I mean, okay, what if you have like the worst BO in the world and like you have like the stinkiest fucking BO you can imagine? - Okay, here's the question though, right? If you selected the second option of always small BO on everyone else, that doesn't necessarily mean you also won't have BO.

- Well, presumably you wouldn't have BO because the option is having BO. - Yeah. - Right. But it didn't specifically stay that so I needed to make sure.

- Yeah, I think I'd rather you'll smell BO 'cause also you might be like, people won't wanna hang out with you if you stink. I can tolerate other people, I don't mind. You know what I mean? I'm chill. I'm chill. But you would be, you'd lose friends possibly. - I always do smell BO on everyone else anyway, like in real life. So I'd probably just do that. - I always smell BO as well. - All right. Would you rather lose all your friends but keep your BFF or lose your BFF and keep the rest of your buds?

So would you rather have one and only one really, really good friend or never have a really, really good friend, but just a lot of like...

- I'd rather keep the BFFs. - Medium friends. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I'd rather have the BFF. - I think you only need a few very, very close friends in your life. I mean, obviously having a lot of friends is definitely an extra and it's cool, but you know, having that one, just sometimes having that one friend that will come to you whenever you need or whenever you're in the time of need, that's what you need most in life. - Yeah, I think that's an easy question. - This is a good one. Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?

- Have you ever walked in on a car? - Fuck. - I don't think so. - I did when I was a kid. - Oh. - Yeah, it was unfortunate. - Why do you say it like it's like a traumatic event? - Because it was a traumatic event. - It is, it is. Every kid, for any kid, it's a traumatic event. - If it happened to me, it would be a traumatic event for me as well. - So which one would you rather? - I don't know, both are like equally traumatic. - The one is like, do you wanna subject? Do you think your parents would? - Okay, here's the thing.

- Here's the thing. - Okay, you gotta look on your face. - If you get walked in on, would you choose your mom or your dad if you had? - To walk in on you? - To walk in on you. - Oh, dad, 100%. My dad would be like you, Joey. He'd stand over me.

- Eat her! Consume child! - Imagine your dad walking in on you. - He's like, "You'll be stronger after this, boy." - "Oh, Joe, lock the fucking door, you can't." - He'd be like, "That's weak." - 'Cause I feel like, okay, here's the thing. If my dad walked in, we would have the acknowledgement to like,

- Never talk about it. - Okay. - I mean, my dad's walked in on me jacking off before. - I think most guys would pick their dad, right? - Yeah, totally. - That's an easy one. But which one would you rather? You walk in on your parents or your parents walk in on you? - Which parent are we talking about? That's why I asked. - Both. - Both? - Yeah, both of them at the same time coming in. I feel like if both walk in, that's better than just my mom walking in. - Okay, okay. - You know what you do? My dad would say- - Just your mom walks in.

- If both my parents walked in, my mom would be like, "What the fuck?" And my dad would be like, "Let him cook." - My dad would make the situation bearable. - "Hold up, let him come." - My mom would be like, "So we need to like sit down and talk about this." - So which one is it? You walking on your parents or your parents walking on you? - I think I'd rather have them walking on me. - I think I'd rather have them walking on me. - Yeah, because then it feels like

it's the natural circle of life. - Yeah. - They're like, yeah. - 'Cause they're parents, they understand. - You gotta do it. If I walk in and then I'm like, dude, you've already done it. I'm already here. Pack it up. I feel like I would be, I would feel less bad if they walked in on me than if I walked in on them. I think they'd feel way more embarrassed than I would. I don't know what this is about me,

- I think most people would take getting walked in on by their parents over walking in on their parents. - I think so. - Everyone I've talked to that has walked in on- - That's if you have chill parents though. You have like really like annoying parents or parents that are like not good. They'd like always bring it up or something. - Would they? I don't think they would. - They might. I don't know, man. You have good parents. - My parents never brought it up.

- What about getting walked on by- - But it remains in my memory forever. - What about getting walked in on by a sibling? I'm asking this question 'cause I can't answer this question. - I think I would rather have my parents walk in on me, to be honest. - Would you rather have your parents walk in on you or your siblings walk in on you? - But it's different, right? 'Cause he has brothers. - Oh, you have brothers. - And I have a sister. If I had a brother, I think I'd be like whatever about it. But with a sister, that's just fucking-

- I don't even want to imagine that.

- Yeah, definitely. - If my brother walked in, he'd probably be like, "Lamao." He'd shout it like, "Loser." Tell the whole house. - Yeah. - Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die? - I think I'd rather be forgotten completely after I die. - Yeah, I guess this is just, do you have an ego?

- It's the question of how famous are you willing to be? - I mean, yeah, I'd rather just die. - Why would I be sent to a mental hospital? - Okay, okay. - Because then my family would have to deal with it too. - How terrible are we talking? How terrible are we talking here?

- Yeah. - Think of every terrible person you've learned throughout history. There's never been someone like in a history textbook who's like, I mean, what he did wasn't that bad. You know, it's always something like what the hell? - There is, but I mean. - Yeah, but they're not the ones that I remember, right? The ones that you remember the most are like the really, really bad ones. - All right, all right. But what if you were just remembered for being like,

- Mega cringe. Not even like doing something God. Name me someone in a history book that is mega cringe. - This is just like asking, would you rather have a super cringe life or die? And no one else remember you as super cringe. Obviously I would rather not be cringe. - 'Cause yeah, I do wonder historians, please tell me who is the biggest clown in history?

- Well, I mean, there's a lot of clowns, but I don't think the concept of cringe existed. - Joey, the concept of cringe has always existed. - We don't remember cringey people. We remember awful people and heroic people. We kind of don't remember. - Now I'm just wondering how far does the power of cringe take you? - Not generationally.

- It's not cringe is not generational. - Do you think Henry the eighth was pretty cringe? - Yeah, but he was more of a horrible person, which is what he was remembered for. - Yeah, but no one was like, my Lord, that was pretty cringe. - Okay, okay. But if people would say, if people could, they would definitely fucking say that. Are you kidding me? Are you absolutely kidding me? - My Lord, that was an L.

- This is going in the cringe collection. - This is going in the cringe collection. - Unfortunately, if you called him cringe, you would have just gone and fucking beheaded at the time. But like, if you could. - I mean, that's someone- - We look back on that. - That's someone who would have been in the history books. He got beheaded for calling the- - That's kind of funny. - I think that's what some of his wives did too, actually. That's the real reason.

- His wife's died of cringe. - It's like Henry, you're like being a bit cringe right now, Henry. I'm not going to lie. - Kill them. - Behead them for pointing out that I'm cringe. - Henry, you're literally creating a new fucking state of religion just so you can get around divorce laws, Henry. That's a- - That's pretty cap, Henry. - That's a little cringe, Henry. - That's cap, Henry. Come on now.

- British people are cringe. - Let's just go through British history and who is that person that gets remembered for being the biggest incest, talking about cringe, the biggest genetically incestual baby that has ever been born or something? - It's one of the Kings, right? - Yeah, it's one of the Kings, right? - Isn't it like the Russian family? No, am I crazy? - Is it the Russian? I thought it was a British one. - Was it?

- I thought it was French. - Who is the most incestuous person alive? - We all have different- - A writer's can't know this off by heart, given his taste. - The most inbred family- - There we go. The cult clan. - Oh, I have seen a video on this. - Oh no, this is going to a complete- - This is like, this is like, this is modern day. - This is modern day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. I was thinking of like royal family. - Yeah. - Where you see- - Who's the most incestuous royal-

- Why are we Googling this? What's wrong with us? - I'm just curious because I don't know anything else about what these people did aside from the fact that

- King Charles of Spain. - Oh, we were all wrong. - And rotting insides. - Geez. - Oh, the Hadsburgs. Oh, the Hadsburgs. - Of the 11 marriages during the reign of the Spanish Hadsburgs, only two were not incestuous. God damn! - The history is super interesting, by the way. I watched a bunch of videos about it. It was very... And they're also famous for the jaw. - Yeah. - Have you seen the jaw? - No. - Go to... - Type in the Habsburg jaw. - You just go to... Oh no, just click images and you'll... Just click images and you'll see. Okay.

- Yeah, it's literally the first thing that comes up. - Oh! - It's this draw. - Right, right, right, right. God damn. - Literally the screw it. - You know, this I feel, I don't know anything else about

the history of this aside from the fact that, hey, this is pretty cringe. That's what I was trying to say. - Is this where the Giga Chad meme started? - No, that's in the region, not Giga Chad. - I'm like, hey, this is incest, pretty cringe, right? - That is pretty cringe. - I don't know why Mark Zuckerberg's there. What the fuck? - Wait, does he have it? - No.

- No, he doesn't. - Look at that side profile on the second image. - Jesus. - There's no way that's real. - That's like a TikTok filter.

- You know the Habsburg jaw filter, my favorite on TikTok. - Jesus. - Would you rather be able to speak any language or be able to communicate with animals? - Animals. - Yeah. - Hands down. Any language bro, Google translate. - The Australian in me is seeing animals. - Animals would be fucking sick. You'd have a whole fucking career immediately just 'cause you can speak to these fuckers. - Yeah, totally. - I would charge 10 grand an hour for rich fucks who wanna like impress that dog.

We're like, what's he saying? - He's saying you're pretty cringe. - I'm like, he loves you. - But what if you can understand every animal and they're just like fucking suffering or they say they hate you. - You just pass a dog that's barking like, help, help, help.

- Help, help. - You're like everything I know is a lie. I thought they were just permanently happy, but they're not. - Because I'd be so rich from being the animal whisperer. - Yeah, I just go up to that dog and be like, get over it. - Yeah, but no one would believe you. - We would do tests to prove.

How would they test it? - All right, okay, let's say- - Brainwave activity. - Well, we could be like, you know, maybe there's like a bunch of different, I'm sure there's ways we can test it. - The only way you could test it if people could talk to animals already. - Okay, well, go on, give me two seconds to figure out a test here that's very scientific, all right? There is definitely a way you could prove that you can understand what the animal's saying. There's gotta be. There has to be. I can't think of a thing on the spot, but there's gotta be a way.

- How would you prove that you can understand what animals say when no one else understands what an animal says? - You would simply just set up some experiments that would require a feedback loop that would not require anything.

Like you could prove that you understand what they're saying and react to it by like giving them X thing they asked for and that they could react to it all the time. Listen, you probably wouldn't be able to get to the point where everyone is a hundred percent sure, but you can get to the point where everyone's like, why is this guy so good at calming down all of these animals and like figuring shit out? - It's like the trick is simple. I go up to the animal and go, chill dog. - Fucking Chris Pratt with the like- - I would be. Okay, someone in the fucking comments, figure this out for me.

- I'm too lazy to do it myself. - I don't have the fucking time right now to figure this out. But there's gotta be a way where if you could perfectly communicate with an animal and understand it, that you could easily devise a way to prove that. - We've seen examples of like, you know, certain animals that have like shown really high intelligence, right? Like, you know, there's like that fucking elephant that like knows how to paint and shit. - That's like saying like, I guess in a certain way,

if I can speak Japanese to Joey or some foreign language that only the both of us speak, how could I prove to you that I'm speaking with Joey in it? - Yeah, 'cause like if I go, I could literally go up to a monkey and go spin around three times. I just told him to spin around three times. - And he starts doing it. Then you're like, you don't speak here, but that's what they're saying, Connor, you don't speak fucking alien language. - Yeah, but you could tell a dog to like, you know, do a trick. - You bring me your animal, an animal I've never seen before. I'm like, what's up? What do you want?

- I'm like, "Hey, you gotta help me out here. They want me to-" - Yeah, but what if you told that animal to do something that you would almost never see that animal do naturally? - What I'm saying, what you said is just like, how could you prove that you understand an animal? So it's like talking back to you. - How can I prove that I understand this foreign language? Like we'd get input, right? I'd be like, if I was like, "What do you want me to tell him to do?" - I don't know. If I didn't understand Japanese and obviously there is no kind of like baseline of like Japanese as a language,

I don't know how I would prove that. I would just have to trust that- - I'm talking about monkeys, right? And I'm like, all right, here's a bunch of bananas monkeys, eat them all. And then you're like, all right, now make them stop eating. Guys, stop eating the bananas. I don't know who they are. And then stop eating them. You're like, okay, well, something's happening here. We don't know for sure, but- - You can prove that something's happening, but you can't- - It's the same with language. I can prove that like,

I know this language, but you don't know 100%. - If you get that animal to do like, not just like one movement, but like get them to do like a sequence of movements that they would almost never exhibit naturally. - Because you would be able to communicate. - Yeah, 'cause you could tell them to do it. Like if you do these like arbitrary tasks, I will give you a shitload of bananas. - Obviously they're still the same intelligence, so you'd have to work around that. And that would be the tricky part because if I was talking to a human, we can start devising like really complicated solutions to proving what I'm saying. But we work with whatever the animal has.

And I'd be like, okay, what's the animal I can communicate the most and is most able to follow or communicate with me? And I can be like, hey, I can promise to give you all this stuff and we can work out what you want and I can help you out here, but you gotta help me out. - Yeah. - So yes, you could devise something. - Haven't they tried teaching animals language? - Yeah, but the problem is that they don't speak language. - Yeah, I know.

- Well, like a form of like communication. - Yeah, yeah. - They've already taught a gorilla sign language or something. - Yeah, yeah. - So yeah, I'm sure there's an animal that could be able to communicate one way with you where you could find a way to figure it out. 'Cause all you need is one of you to understand what the other's saying to start figuring something out here. - Yeah. The only caveat in this choice would be that you would also probably hear a lot of,

intrusive thoughts of animals as well because they don't have a filter. - The reason why I went onto this thing and went gone was like, you can't fucking prove this. 'Cause I would be the number one animal fucking expert on earth. - Don't say fucking expert. - Poor choice of wording there.

- I might fall in love with an animal, Joey. - It's like, what's wrong with the animal? He wants to fuck. - I might be in love with them 'cause I can communicate with them. - Well, yeah, like, okay. - Point being, I would build a massive fucking complex with my money that I've gathered from charging billionaires to talk to their animals that I would have a fucking complex where there's no goddamn animals allowed in there so I can get away from these fuckers.

- Do you think you could build an army if you can communicate with animals? - 100%. - Oh dude, are you kidding me? All you have to do is go up to a bunch of monkeys and go, "Do you know Planet of the Apes?" And then they'll be like, "No, what's that?" And then you'd be like, it goes like this. - How far do you think you can get with an army of animals versus the world? If you just wanted to take over the world. - You could end the world. - You could. I mean, there's a lot more animals than humans. There is a lot, but humans are smarter and we have tools. - Can I control every animal? - Yeah. - Yeah, you're done, sir.

- Well, bugs would ruin everything. If you could actually organize bugs to start fucking shit up. - If you organize a swarm of ants. - Do you know how many ants there are? - That's true. - You'd be done. - You'd be done. - That's true. - It'd be like a tidal wave of ants. - It'd be game over, bro. - Tidal wave. - It would. - Those aren't waves. - If I started sending a horde of centipedes into your house, you'd kill yourself.

- That's the immune in Australia. - No, centipedes are disgusting. - That's a sun neighbor. - Australia is like the last bastion that like- - This is so fucking dumb. - We'd be the, Australia would be the final frontier of this war. - Speak any language or be Australian is the question.

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