Proving We Have The Same Brain Cell | Trash Taste #230
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- Hello. - This is a board game known as Wavelength. This is what we're doing today. - Oh yeah. - Because you know, we have great conversations and sometimes I feel like they're just waiting, ready to be discovered. I think this is a great game of getting conversations out. We're not really gonna play it the way it's intended. Normally there's points and scoring. - Yeah. - But we're just gonna try and see if we kind of know each other well. So basically how this game works is there's a bunch of prompts,

It'll be like, there's like thrilling versus terrifying. Like that, right? And then we'll spin the wheel. You can do it random or whatever the fuck you want to do. It doesn't matter. We're in adult. We can decide. It'll be like this.

- Okay, so it's leaning more towards the thrilling side. - Yeah, so you need to say, like if it's your turn, we don't see this. What is more thrilling than terrifying? And if we get within that zone, we get points. - I see, okay. - So we're basically just trying to see if we know each other and if we agree with what you said. - 'Cause the thing I find terrifying, you guys might find thrilling. - Exactly. - And therefore we're not on the same wavelength. - Yeah, it's about, it's a game

that basically test how in tune you are with each other. - It's sussing each other out the game. - Yes, yes. And what your values are and what kind of,

of things you find maybe terrifying or cute. - And we're like what, 230 episodes of some shit. - We should know each other. - We should know each other, hopefully. - So we should be thinking exactly the same, right? We should be thinking exactly the same. - I mean, this will be easy game for Garnt and I 'cause we've got the same brain cells. - Exactly. - It's more about, it's you versus us. - Yeah, exactly. - All right. - So we're gonna take it in turns thinking up of a prompt. - Okay.

based on the cards that we have here. - They have like advanced cards. - What's the difference? - I guess harder prompts. - Right. - If you're like struggling, you wanna go through it? - Yeah, let me see these. - Okay. - What do we got? - Normally you'd pick one at random, but we figured, hey, just fucking pick something you think you can make something funny. - Yeah. - Okay. All right, Joey, do you wanna go first? - Sure. - All right.

- All right. - And we also got like a terrible version of this board. - It's like really janky. - It feels really jank. I feel like when I played it earlier- - It was smoother last time. - Oh, it squeaks.

- It all feels gross. - Okay, I got famous versus infamous. - All right, Joey, do you want the board? - All right, here we go. - All right. - Now, normally it's just to make it random, but if you want it, we've said like, hey, if you want it, you got a really funny idea, put it somewhere. - Yeah. - We'll try to figure it out. - This is more just to test if we are thinking the same. - Yeah. - All right, Joey, what's your prompt? What's your prompt, Joey?

- No, why? - Do you have a good idea? - Oh my God, I'm scared. - Hitler. - Infamous versus famous? Joey, that's easy. - All right, all right, all right. - Well, we all know where this is. - Wait, wait, Connor. - It's open by the way. - Oh, okay, okay. - Oh, it's open. - Oh, the jank. - Yeah, I know the jank. - Is it better now? - No, it's, I think you just moved it. - Found more? - That's fine, it's just open.

- I'm trying to fucking- - Yeah, I know this thing's so jank. - It's like moving the monolith. Wait, so you said- - Wait, hold on, let me try that again. I feel-

- Do you want a new prompt? - I kind of forgot what the word infamous meant. - Do you want a new prompt, Joe? - Yeah. - Go for it, go for it. - Let me try this again. - That's the most trash taste thing ever. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's infamous? - What's infamous again? - Bro hasn't even had a drink. - I know. - Are we drinking by the way? - I know, I remember. - Let me finish my coffee first. - Oh my God, these are hard. I mean, I guess this is why these are advanced.

- Do you want the smells bad, smells good? Do you want that one? - Yeah, can I have the baby mode one for a second? - Give me the advanced ones. - Me and Garnt are advanced. - Yeah, I don't have the brain cells for these kinds of games. - Fast forward. - I've got worst athlete of all time versus greatest athlete of all time. - Okay. - Okay. - What's your prompt?

Michael Phelps. Of all time? Of all time. Okay, well. We'll close our eyes if you want to show the viewers. All right. All right. They seen? Yep. All right, how about that? Close it up. There you go.

- All right. - Okay. - So what would you, do we consider like the Olympics to be like, you're the goat? - Well, Connor, Connor, why don't you pick first? Why don't you pick first? - Well, he's pretty good. I mean, I don't think he's the greatest of all time to ever do it.

- Moses probably. - What? - Swimming. - How good of an athlete do you think Michael Phelps is? - So this right here is the greatest of all time. This is the Wote of all time. - I guess so, yeah. - Goat versus Wote. - Goat versus Wote. - So Wote is down here, Goat is here. - Yeah. - I mean, he's definitely like near goat status, but is he the greatest of all time? I mean, that's swimming arguably, but not like, I mean.

- I would imagine to be the greatest athlete of all time, you'd have to be like the best. - Who is the greatest athlete of all time then Connor? - Whoever the fuck won the decathlon like 10 years ago. 'Cause you're objectively just the goat of one sport. - You're not just gonna one sport, you're gonna two. - You are literally the goat of all the sports put together. You know what I mean? Like that's worth something. - True. - Why are you swimming in a fucking pond? Go run.

- Get on a bike, bitch. - So I think he would be very, very close, like super close. - You think it's like more than this? - Because I, okay, here's the thing, Michael. - Just tell me, I wanna hear your story. Tell me if you agree or not, bitch. - No, no, no, I will tell you if I agree, okay, Connor? Okay, I think there is some legitimacy to the conversation when he has won the most gold medals out of like,

- Is that true? - I might've just made up. - Because if that is true. - Who has the most Olympic gold medals? - That is information I did not know. - We all agree he has a lot. - I thought he had the most Olympic gold medals. Thank you very much, all time, all time.

- All time in the Olympics. - Obviously we're not counting like the OGs back in the Athens days when they were killing it. - Joey did not know that. - That is news to me. - I thought we were on the same wavelength there. I was like, this is easy 'cause you're like, okay, you're talking about- - He was kind of good at swimming, huh? - Yeah, he is the most goaded swimmer and arguably

you can make an argument for if you win the most gold medals of all time in a competition about all the sports in the world. That's a conversation for goat status of best athlete of all time. So I would have thought- - So you wanna do like right down there?

- Well, no, no, you shouldn't be tainted by the knowledge that Joey didn't know. - Instead of like, let's guessing what he does, my heart is like- - Oh, you wanna be right. - Yeah, you wanna be right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You don't wanna play the game, you wanna just be right. - I'm not here for the points, baby. - You think it's here? 'Cause I think it's, I'll put my finger here 'cause I think it's here. Do you wanna unveil it then? - All right, all right. - No, you gotta, yeah.

- No! - What the fuck? - Joey! - Joey! - First of all- - Joey! - Joey! - He has the most Olympic medals in all time! - Okay, first of all, I didn't- - He's only halfway! - I didn't know that piece of information. Second of all, I took worst athlete of all time. Wasn't he, didn't he have like a fucking doping scandal?

- I'm pretty sure, right? If there's one piece of Michael Phelps information I have is that he had- - Doping wiki. - He had a doping scan. - What have I done? - Me when I get pulled over for drink driving. Nah, what have I done though? - So I'm like, really? How much of that is his actual talent? - Wow. - The drugs don't do it for you. You still have to like, you still gotta be good at it. - Well then why do you do it?

- That's a pretty shitty athlete if you ask me. - The problem is that no one ever talks about the athletes that dope and don't fucking do shit. We don't give them enough credit. We should have more headlines about the guy who came ninth and doped so that we know that it's not worth doing 'cause you're not gonna be the goat and who doped.

- Go who doped. - Look, look, look, you go up, you go up, go up just a little bit. He says, "I did it the clean way," he added. "I won 23 Olympic gold medals the clean way. It can be done." And I don't know, I believe him. - I don't know. - Why would he? - That feels like copium to me. - Even if he was like Lance Armstrong levels of doping, he'd still be at least here.

'Cause he still did just win that many. - Yeah. - Okay, in that case, they're not gonna lie, dog. I don't know a single athlete who's like mid.

- Probably like name anyone on like- - Can you name a mid-range athlete? - I don't know, just- - They're all better than me. - The guy who won- - Emil Heskey. - Who the fuck's that? - You don't know. - Just any generic football player. - I don't know. - That's the first one that came to mind. - The guy who won the gold medals in the Olympics, the Australian guy in the speed skating, who when everyone else fell over. I'd say he's perfectly in the middle. - I don't know who the fuck that is. - He's your national hero, mate.

- I don't know who the fuck he is. - Well Joey, that was awful. - Yeah. - Holy shit. - What the fuck? - I'm not good at this game. - That was perfect though. That's exactly what I wanted. - Okay, fine. - Please keep doing this. - All right, I'll be stupid. - The most unpredictable shit of all time. - I'll be stupid for the entire time. - All right, what are you going for Garnt? Do you got something? - Okay. - In the meantime, I'm gonna take the time to actually think about what I'm doing next. - Let me pick. You can go if you've got a prompt. - I have a prompt I like. - Okay.

- I feel like this is gonna cause problems if I say this, but you know what? We're all here for the content. - What's the- - Underrated game versus overrated game. - Oh God. - So underrated game is here, overrated game is here. I'm gonna say "Super Mario Sunshine." - Okay, well, Joey, Joey. - If it was me. - If it was you, yes. Is it underrated then overrated? - Yeah, I don't wanna show the viewers either 'cause I want them to guess at what this could be. - I would put it,

- Overrated Joey? - I think it's a little overrated. - You put it overrated? - I think it's a little overrated. - Fuck off, it's perfectly rated. Perfectly rated right down the center. I don't care what anyone else says. It is a masterpiece. It is very much seen as a masterpiece. The vibes are on point. - It's no Mario 64, I'm just gonna say that.

- Fuck off, that's an overrated game. - No, that is a perfectly- - That's on the overrated side of things. - That's a perfectly rated game. - That's on the overrated. - That's perfectly rated. - You know what, actually I think Mario Sunshine is underrated, Joey. Maybe I'll put it there. Maybe I'll put it there. - Oh, it's not. - Okay, so Joey, you put it- - People are so quick to hop on the dick of Sunshine. - No, they're not. - They're so quick to do it. - Sunshine gets so much fucking shit for being like, "Oh, it's not Mario 64."

- It's not. It's not. - Yeah, you're right. It's better. - Look, I like "Sunshine", but I don't think it's as good as Mario 64. - Okay, so where would you put it, Joe? You put it there? - All right, hold on. Oh yeah, I would put it, oh fuck. - You're trying to guess what I put. - Yeah, we're trying to guess what Connor put, right? Has Connor played "Sunshine"? That's the question. Yeah, also with wavelength, the person who picks is not allowed to talk until we finish. Has Connor played "Sunshine"? Do you know?

- I'm gonna assume so because otherwise he wouldn't have picked the prompt. - I don't know. I feel like he's just going off of it based on like name value. - No, I thought- - I think to him it's kind of like Ocarina of Time where he hasn't played it but he knows a lot about it. - See, like I said, I'm not here to win the game. I'm just here to go with my heart. - I'm here to prove my point. - I'm here to prove my point and I'm gonna put it there, Joey. I'm gonna put it there. - Okay, I'm gonna put it then like,

- Slightly overrated. - So here? - Yeah, like around there. - Okay, so me there, Joey there, slightly overrated. Let's see what Connor put it. - Underrated?

- Oh, my man, my man. It is my man. - How is it that underrated to you? Have you played it first of all? - Yeah, one of my favorite games of all time. I just think it's one of the goats of a 3D Mario platformer. - It's a great game, but it's not underrated. - Yeah, in the common sense compared to all games, yeah, it's not underrated. But in my head I was like, I just think it deserves more love than the other Mario platformers.

- It's my favorite one. - I think I would argue- - That's why I knew it was a little controversial to put it that way. - I would argue it's gotten all the flowers. - Yeah. Well, you can also do most underrated anime or overrated anime as well. We can make our own fucking shit up as well if you guys want to do that. - We can do that as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Unless Garnt, you got something? - Don't think too deeply about it, all right? 'Cause I didn't. - What's the thing? - Okay, so the prompt is best year in history to my left, worst year in history to my right.

- And I picked 2007. So something in all our lifetimes. How was 2007 for you guys? How was 2007 for you guys? - Why 2007? - I think I know why. - Why? - 'Cause it was golden age of anime. - Specifically 2007. - 2006, 2007 is like considered- - What released in 2007? - I think "Haruki" came out in 2007, right? - So you think it's like more like a here?

- I'd say it's definitely more on the best year. - Okay. - In history though, he's also saying. - Yeah, that's crazy. - Yeah. - You know, obviously I'm thinking like, you know, it's a year before the mortgage crisis, but presumably everyone was happy because it hadn't happened yet. - Also we were children and we didn't know what was happening. - Speak for yourself, Joey. I was an informed child. - All right. - I got a hair in my eye.

- I don't know. This is such a weird one. I would just say like- - Okay, look, 'cause I'm looking at- - I'm gonna go boom there. - The prompt is like best year in history, right? - It's just not. - Obviously the further back you go though, the worse it was just to like live in. - Ah, sweet for yourself. - What do you mean?

- I had a great time. - What were you? - Famine, cholera. - If you went back, okay, which would you rather live in, the mid 1300s or 2007? - Yeah, 2007. - Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. - All right, so what you reckon like there? - I reckon it's like, based on just like, just objectively, the 2000s being pretty good to live in compared to other years in history and just Garnt's sentimental value of like being a great year in anime, I would say it's like,

I'd say it's like around here. - Ooh, all right, save that in there. That's pretty high. - Yeah. - Fuck it, I'll go crazy. I'll do like that. - Oh shit, okay. Even better? - Yeah, sure. - All right, let's see. - All right, let's see. - Oh, it's definitely on the good side. - Try not to, hold it, hold it. - Hey, I think I was close. - I think you were like, you were on the red zone. - I think I was right there. - Yeah, yeah. - Explain your logic. - I mean, that was kind of like, 'cause I was trying to think, all right, what's like,

- What would you say is like, not just even the golden year, golden era for anime, which I think 2007 was a great year for anime. We had like "Gurren Lagann". I think in that year as well, "Code Geass" and "Death Note", I think in that year as well. That was an amazing year for anime. - It was good. - It was just an amazing year

in general, I think, because I think we're in just like the golden age of the internet where we hadn't fully figured it out yet. I think that was the year the iPhone got released or announced as well, which completely fucking revolutionized the world. - How old were you in 2007? - I was 17. - Oh my Lord. - So there was like, so when I think of 2007, I think, all right, this is,

- Not just for anime, like I said, like, you know, just this is peak golden age internet. - Some good anime released this year. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, I gotta agree with you. - Yeah. - All right. - 2007 was a great year. - What a good year 2007 was. - What would the best year in the world have been then? - Best year in the world. - Best year in history. - Best year in history? - What's the best year in history for you guys?

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- I'm sure year zero must've been hyped. They were like, "All right, we're gonna start from now." - Are we talking like- - Not including BC? - Not including BC.

- Bro, imagine being there when fucking Jesus came back, man. Oh my God. - When you saw him respawn? - Yeah, when he saw Jesus respawn? Imagine the hype of that moment, man. That would be like the talk of the- - Well, it depended what your nationality was. - That's true. - For some who I would argue, it was probably the worst game. - Damn, we should not have killed that guy. - Yeah, it's like, oh shit. - All right, what are you going for? - Okay, I'm going to position this in a certain spot based on how I feel.

about this prompt. - Okay. - Okay. - So what is your prompt, Joey? - My prompt is stupid versus brilliant. - Okay. - Okay, got it. - Okay. - So stupid on the- - Stupid on the left side. - Bad thing or worst thing is always here and the best thing or greatest thing is always here. - Yeah, brilliant. Okay. - So stupid on the right side. - Or left if you're watching the video. - Yeah. So what's the prompt? - Me.

- I wanna know your guys' thoughts. - All right, well, it's like right there. - All right. - All right, thanks for making it easy this time, Joey. - How much can we go on the stupid side of things? - Well, this is what Joey... Okay, can we ask you one question? - Sure. - Is this what you believe of yourself? - This is what I believe myself. - Okay. - Compared to the average human. - Just on the spectrum of stupid and brilliant, this is where I think I am. - Okay. - Okay.

- So this is a great way to find out who your real friends are. - Maybe like a, how British do I want to be today? - He's pretty good. - Are we trying to think what Joey thinks or? - You can be honest. - Well, so yeah, I mean, there's the thing we all think and then there's the humility debuff. So Jay will slightly knock him down a few pegs. He wants to be modest. - Or what if I'm up myself?

- What if I love myself? - Joey's not that kind of person. - What if I think I'm like a 10 out of 10? - You wouldn't do it here, 'cause that's crazy. And you know that's crazy. So I know you wouldn't do that. - As a mate, I either wanna go here or here. - Fucking brilliant this one. - He's bloody brilliant. - Sometimes I have with Joey and he's fucking brilliant. And then he opens his mouth on trash taste and I'm like, oh. - Fucking idiot. - Fucking idiot right here.

- I would say, I think Joe- - Joe, what did you score on your GCSEs? - No, on your A levels. - I don't know what that is. - Fuck, what's the Australian? - School. - The A type? - Yeah, school. Yeah, what grades? - All right, I guess. - What's all right? - Letters, I need letters, names. - Letters, we don't operate on letters on A's. - No, you don't? - No, we operate on a numerical system.

- Oh my God. - So the number to get into like university is like the highest is what was it? 99.95, right? And that's like, if you get that, you're like in like the top 1% of the country. I got a 92, I think it was. - I think like Joey's like a- - I was gonna go somewhere about there as well. - I think Joey would put himself down. - Yeah, knowing Joey, he probably would have put himself right in the center. - Yeah, a true centrist.

- Just like old. - True fence sitter. - Even on his own intelligence, he's a true fence sitter. - All right, let's see. - Will you put them, you agree? - Yeah, I think Joey. - I think just slightly above average. - Just slightly above average, Joey would put himself, I believe. - Oh no, even, you know, actually I think you can do that. - No, actually I'm just gonna go with my heart. - Okay, okay. - I'm gonna put him there. - Okay, okay. - I'm gonna go with my heart, all right?

- Yeah, you guys are close. - No, you don't really believe you're there. - I think I'm legitimately there. - No. - Yeah. - What kind of smart are you talking about, Joey? Book smart, street smart? - I mean, just like in all encompassing smart. - Actually, if you believe that, you are. - Yeah. - No, legitimately though. No, I legitimately think, I know a lot of very hyper specific things, but I'm also,

I also realize I don't know a lot about a lot of things. - But you just know a lot of people. - No, but like I know a lot of hyper specific things that do not help me get through life. - Joey, you're doing pretty well. - Oh, he's 90. - 90, Joey. - Yeah, but that's because most of those points came from my music class.

- The fact they're giving you a score for music? - Yeah. - 'Cause that was one of the selectives that I picked. - One of my favorite movie quotes of all time. It's from this amazing film called "I, Robot." And I believe it was said by Will Smith.

- Yeah. - Which he goes, "You are one of the dumbest smart person I've ever met in my life." - That's true. - And I'm like, "Damn, that's a mid as fuck movie, but I fucking love that quote, man." - That's a top notch quote. Put that on my tombstone, bro. He was the dumbest smart person who ever lived. - Oh, I got a good one. - All right. - Okay, so I've got unreasonable phobia versus reasonable phobia. - Ooh, okay. - Okay, I would say,

- Fear of birds. - Well, fuck. If you have a fear of birds, then you're just fucked in life, right? 'Cause birds are everywhere. - You'd have a pretty shit time going outside. - Yeah, I mean, you could not go to any nature. - You can't go to any parks. - No parks. Fuck, you go outside, you see pigeons, you're like, "Ah!" - Yeah, you'd have to stay in the, like, you couldn't even stay in the city 'cause there's pigeons in the city. - What's scary about birds? What's scary about birds? - Getting shit on?

- Like physically getting shit on. - Okay, that is actually- - Not the bird being like, "You suck kid." I don't mean like that. - I agree with that. - Or like, I don't know. I think some people like have bird phobias because maybe some, especially when it comes to like pigeons, right? 'Cause I think some people view them as like unsanitary. - Yeah. - Which is, which I guess that side of the phobia is kind of reasonable because pigeons can be kind of dirty, but all birds,

- So it's, I mean, as someone who fucking loves birds, it's very unreasonable. - It's very unreasonable. - I'm putting it like here. - And I think Connor loves birds as well. So I would go even further down. - Further down. - Personally, yeah. - There's nothing more to say about birds. - What is unreasonable? I mean, what would be scary about- - They don't even have teeth. - Yeah. - You can't even get, I mean, you can get bitten by a bird, but it doesn't hurt. - Yeah. - So you say like here, Joey? - Yeah. - Okay. - I'm saying here. - Okay. - All right. Let's see.

- Oh, I was definitely close. - Oh! - I was close. Yeah, that's unreasonable. Come on now. - I feel like it's slightly reasonable. Like, I mean, I get it. It's a fucking flying thing and kind of big. I understand why you'd be afraid of it, but not for me personally. - Yeah, I'm like, why specific? I get if you like, don't like animals just in general, right? Because you know, some people are just not used to animals or maybe they find them a little dirty or whatever, but like why specifically target the flying ones?

- Yeah. - You know, like what did wings ever do to you? - All right, Garnt, you're up next. What are you going for? You got every prompt in front of you right there. - I'm just gonna... - Let's see. - Okay, I got basic to my right, hipster to my left, and I'm gonna say craft beer. - Oh.

- I mean, it's basic 'cause I need to drink it all the time. - Also it's becoming less hipster recently. - I feel like craft beer is- - Craft beer is pretty basic now, I feel. Maybe like 10, 15 years ago it was a little more hipster. - What do we think that Garnt thinks basic means? - Like everybody knows it and partakes in it. - Like it's normal, like it's not like fancy? - Yeah. - Okay. - Well, I mean, I don't know what his definition of hipster is. - Do you think it's like a, like that?

- I'd say even more basic. - Like this? - Yeah, like there. 'Cause like who doesn't, okay, who doesn't know what a craft beer is? Or who hasn't like drunk a craft beer? - Some old British men. - Yeah, but it's not the type of people he hangs out with. - I don't know, maybe he got done. - Hangs with the old dudes? - You're making assumptions here. - You say that. - I definitely don't think it's on the hipster half. - I think it might be like here. - Really? - Yeah, I think I might've put it there. It's a little hipstery.

Is it? A little bit. There's a little bit of a hipster aspect to it. It's like, man, we got this fucking beer infused with pizza, man. You're like, what?

- Why? How'd you even do that? - I guess. - Like, I think there is a hipster aspect to it, but I don't think it's that hipster. It's not like a, like what would be here? - Am I too hipster to think craft beer is hipster? - Maybe you are. This is like, where would nonsense be? - Like, yeah, like yeah, pretty hipster. - I guess I'm gonna say- - I definitely think it's on the basic half. We both agree it's on the basic half, right? It's definitely not on the hipster half.

- I'm gonna say here. - In the middle? - Nearly in the middle. - Nah, I'm going, okay, if that's the case then I'm going like halfway. - Okay, you're going there? - Halfway into basic, yeah. - All right, so should I reveal? - Yeah, yeah, so Jerry's around here. - Oh, damn!

- Connor is really close. - Really? - Connor is really close. Yeah. Wait, you think it's basic? - I think it's basic now. - You did put it technically more basic. - It's slightly, I mean, it's slightly more as like the time goes on, but it's still definitely, you don't always go to a pub and order a craft beer, right? You can't just go to like every standard pub. - I don't know, man. I hang out with too many Aussies. They always get the craft beers. - I feel like,

- It is especially like globally, craft beer is kind of getting more in trends. It used to be very, very hipster. I would say even like three, four years ago, I'd be like, oh, you're running a crop.

- Motherfuckers are ordering a craft beer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think it's 'cause more of like, there was just a demand for more local goods nowadays, right? People want stuff that's made near them and not in a factory and like, you know. - I feel like though, yeah, I feel like though, maybe it was a couple of years ago where the craft beer meta tipped from hipster to basic. Where like, I think now that just like more people are knowing about craft beer. - It depends what you drink. - It depends what you drink, obviously, yeah. - I still think it's about,

it's always going to be about in the middle, mostly because craft beer is just going to be more expensive than the standard fucking Budweiser's, Asahi's, all that kind of stuff, which is what I would put on like the most basic side. So craft beers, I think right now are perfectly in the middle. I would actually, shit, what would be hipster? - Anything I like. - CBD oil. - CBD oil. - Yes, oh yeah. - Okay, okay. - Definitely hipster. - Yes, that would definitely be hipster. - Especially in Japan, oh my God.

- All right, Joey. - Damn man, I'm not on the same wavelength as you guys. This time I'm gonna go fully random and pick a prompt. All right. - Okay. - Okay. My prompt is mainstream or niche? - Okay. - Okay. - Shit. Oh God, Joey. - Okay, let's see. - Citizen Kane. - Oh, that's- - It's so mainstream, dude. - That's fucking mainstream. - Manuvo Art Cinema, we always talk about it. - Let me think, let me think. - When we smoke, do we?

- Where we smoke at the ganja. Okay, I got it. - Okay. - Tokyo Godfathers. - What? And what would mainstream versus niche? - Mainstream versus niche. - I mean, okay, look, here's the thing. I think in terms of anime as a whole, it's niche, but as anime films, it's not niche.

- Have you seen it? - No. - What the fuck? - I vehemently don't like anime films. - You don't like anime films? - You don't like anime films? - No, I hate watching them. I don't know. - Why the fuck? - Why? - Something about the length pisses me off. - What the fuck?

- What the fuck are you talking about? - And yet bro will sit down and watch an hour and a half long speed run video. - You go to the fucking cinema every single week. - Out of the three of us, you go to the cinemas. - And I gotta say, except for the boy in the heron,

I have not had fun watching anime movies in the cinema. - That's wild. - Like I watched the Jujutsu Kaisen movie. It was a fine movie. - You have not watched good anime movies in the cinema Connor. You've watched fucking, you know, probably, you know,

Shonen offshoot movies. - I watched the old taxi movie. - That's a condensed version of the fucking series, motherfucker. Watch a fucking film that was made for the cinema. - I have watched anime movies in the past that I just found them so fucking boring.

- Am I crazy? - Yes, you are crazy. - What's an anime film that you found boring? - I watched, what's the girl left through time. I watched like the first hour. I couldn't even get through it. - Okay, but that, I could already tell that you wouldn't like that movie. - I was like, turn this shit off. I don't know, I just can't. - Did you watch "Your Name"? - No. - You watch "Redline"? - I have not watched "Redline". I had it on Blu-ray. - That's wild. - I had it on Blu-ray and hadn't watched it. - That's crazy. - I don't know, I've just like, you know, I mean,

- Well, I'm happy that no matter what you guys say or what I think, you already gave the hotter opinion. So I'm saying- - I just, I can't believe this. - I know I'm not alone in this. I know that I'm not, there are a lot of anime fans out there, unite with me, that we do not watch anime movies. Fuck anime movies. I don't want anime movies. - If the only anime movies you watch are- - Is "Juice of the Kai Sent Zero."

- It was a fine movie. - Yeah, it was a fine. It was a fine movie. It was very commercially successful, but as a movie, I thought it was fine. It's another Shonen movie. - Did you watch the Demon Slayer movie? - I watched it as a TV show.

- That was also just fine. That was good. - But like I like anime 'cause I can get my claws in it. I can get like sucked in and it's a long experience. I like that about anime. And I think when you make the runtime essentially five episodes, four episodes, I feel like it just loses a lot of the charm. That's my personal opinion. - Well, I think you're coming into this with the wrong, sorry. We're gonna get back to this in a second. I think you're coming into this with the wrong mentality because anime films,

- Are just films. The good ones are just films. - Do you feel that way about like regular films? You're just like, oh, I wish this was a TV series. - I mean, there were some movies where I'm like, this should have been a TV show or vice versa. - Yeah, of course. - But like, I don't know why, but with anime movies specifically, I generally just don't like them. But I really liked "Boy and the Heron," that was fun. - Right. - Yeah, well, that's more traditional. - I don't know how to say it.

Ghibli films feel like films, but then sometimes you watch other anime movies, you're like, "That doesn't feel like an anime movie." - Well, yeah, like "Juice to Kaiser Zero." - Yeah, of course, of course. But like, I don't know. Even when I was watching, I guess 'cause I haven't watched that many, but the ones I have watched. - I think you just need to watch more anime films. - They're always the same. Like, I feel like there's never, at least like a lot of the, when I started watching anime, a lot of the, everyone's like, "You gotta watch these 10 anime movies. They're the GOATs of anime films." And it'll just be like,

who has to do thing or sad boy who has to do thing. And he's a teenage boy. - Okay, question. - And I'm like, have you watched a single Satoshi Kon movie? - Is he the one? - Who did "Tokyo Godfellas"? - Bell. - Bell? - No, that's not Satoshi Kon. That's Mamoru Soda. - Oh, all right. - 'Cause those two though, those two are the main guys, right? - Yeah, Mamoru Soda. - It's like Satoshi Kon, Mamoru Soda, Shinkai. - Those two are like, well, and I've watched,

- Perfect. - Perfect blue. - I like that one to be fair. That still felt like a TV show to me. - What? - Yeah, I don't know why. I watched Ghost in the Shell movie I watched as well. And the whole time I was watching it, I was like, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I watched it with Ludwig again, like maybe three months ago. And I remember it being way more good because when I rewatched it, I was like, oh, that's it?

I mean, it's no standalone complex, but- - Yeah, that's why I feel like once you've watched standalone complex, you're like, "Damn, the original's kinda ass." - I mean, I wouldn't say it's ass, but I mean, I would definitely prefer to watch standalone complex, but it's still a good movie. - 'Cause the movie is kind of just like, it's kind of just over. - Yeah. - And I feel like there's not a whole lot that, I mean, I guess I get the point, but yeah. - Yeah, to me, anime movies- - I'm also not a very good critic, by the way, so if you're on my side here, you should be ashamed. - So like, to me, anime movies, in terms of like,

in terms of like good anime movies, they are a lot rarer to find than good anime series. Mostly because there are way more anime series that are being made. But some of my favorite anime of all time are a lot of the times anime, like some of the best anime movies because you know,

like Ghibli films, like Satoshi Kon films, a lot of Mamoru Hosoda films. It's not just like a shown an offshoot. It's not one piece film five, film 10. It's not a demon slayer movie that is basically a TV series condensed into a film format. It is just a normal film. - It's a complete package. - I think I tried to watch, I watched "Belle". That was the last proper like anime movie I guess I watched. I don't really consider Ghibli films in the same kind of,

'cause they feel so standalone. - Yeah. I think Bell was one of his weaker movies, unfortunately as well. - I didn't even watch it. - That made me be like, nah, not giving these a shot anymore. I was like, nah, I'm not doing this. - Well, you should watch Tokyo Godfathers, which by the way, going back on topic is a niche or mainstream. - Going back on topic. - Is Tokyo Godfathers niche? - I think Joey put it.

- No, it's way more niche. - No, it's not, is it? - Yes, it is. I think it's niche. - What? - Okay, if- - I've heard of it. - That's 'cause you hang out with us. - Yeah, I guess so. - Yeah. - Like, let's say- - I knew about it before I hung out with you guys. - From where? - 'Cause it's always like listed on like the top like 10 best anime films. - Right. - Anime Christmas film, you have to watch. - Right. - You're like, what?

- I would imagine like if a normal person, let's say normal person knows a little bit about anime, right? But most- - No, no, yeah. - They are not gonna know it at all. Even a lot of new anime fans do not know much about Satoshi Kon movies. - I'd say most anime fans fall into like, yeah.

What do you mean? Well, maybe I guess like here. Yeah. They wouldn't know any of this stuff. Yeah. So it's not super, it's not, it's not like that super, super niche. Where are you going to put it? But I think. Niche is the right side, by the way.

- Oh shit. - Yeah. - Oh shit. - Okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah. - I was about to fucking say, I was like. - Okay, okay, okay. All right, that's weird. - Okay, so I would put it right dead center there. Like there are more niche anime films out there, but in terms of like anime as a whole, it's obviously not mainstream. It's not like in the middle of like niche and mainstream, 'cause I would say a lot of anime, you know, this is the kind of movie you watch if you really, really fucking love anime, right?

I sit here, you sit here. Yeah. All right. Let's see what Joey put it.

- Oh, you were spot on. - My man. - My man. - I experienced this firsthand because last week they were doing limited reruns of Satoshi Kon films in the cinemas. - Oh, wow, nice. - To like celebrate his like life or whatever. And I watched a double screening of Paprika and Tokyo Godfathers. - Yeah. - He made Tokyo Godfathers? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - I didn't know that. - And it was crazy, like Paprika,

- I mean, I think Tokyo Godfathers is actually his least talked about movie, I would say.

I would say in terms of like popularity, I'd put Perfect Blue at the top. - Paprika. - Then Paprika, Millennium Actress, Tokyo Godfathers. - I forgot how funny that movie was. - Yeah, it's really good. - It's really funny. - But I would say out of all the movies he's made, Tokyo Godfathers definitely feels like his most different movie. - Yeah. - 'Cause I'd say it's- - More whimsical.

- Funnily enough, even though it's his least well known, in my opinion, I think in terms of like structure is probably the most normal. - Yeah. - Definitely. - It's definitely his most normal meal. - Yeah, because we watched "Tokyo Godfathers" first.

And I was like, oh yeah, this was fun. This was whimsical. This is cute. You know, I forgot how funny it was. And then I watched "Freak" and I was like, wow, I feel like I've taken drugs now. It's so much more wild. - Yeah. - But it was great. - I didn't like "Perfect Blue." I should give more films a shot. - You should. You should watch Satoshi Kon films, man. They're great. - Yeah, I should, I should. - Is it Christmas? It's a great Christmas movie. - All right. So I got the next prompt. It's easy to sit on, hard to sit on.

- Okay. - Easy to sit on is this side. - Okay. - It's harder to sit on this side. - Easy to sit on left side. - My prompt is the chair in the department store. - What the fuck does that mean? - Which one? - That's it. - The chair in the department store? - I don't have a frame of reference. - That could be any chair. - This episode is sponsored by Vessi. - As you guys know, we travel across the world and Japan. And recently I went on a little trip with my parents and cycled in my Vessis and it was raining.

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- I'm actually like drawing a blank, like trying to remember anytime I go into a- - Every department store I go into has a different type of seating. So in that case, it would be fucking right in the middle because sometimes it's super easy to sit on super way too comfortable for a department store quality. And then sometimes it's like a single fucking metal pipe where you're like, how am I supposed to balance my ass on this thing? - Well, that's not a chair, is it Joey? - Yeah, but it's hard to sit on.

- But Joey, he said department store chair. - Yeah, but you've seen some of those chairs where it's like, who came up with this design? This is not comfortable. It's more comfortable to fucking just stay standing. And then there are some where it's like triple cushioned. It's like, oh, I could fall asleep on this thing.

- I don't think I've ever actually sat on a chair in a department store that has been fucking triple cushioned. - Oh, I have. - What fucking department stores have you been going to, Joey? - There's a couple of department stores I've been to where it's like, God damn, like I want this in my house. It's nice. And then there are some where it's just like a plastic fucking, it's like those plastic kindergarten chairs. And it's like, this feels like it's about to break under my weight. So I'm putting it right in the middle 'cause there's just too much variance.

- I'm gonna put it more towards the hard to sit on. 'Cause maybe around like- - Slightly hard to sit on? - Slightly hard to sit on. - Okay. - Here's my reasoning why department store chairs are slightly hard to sit on. I can barely remember the last time I sat on a department store chair. 'Cause I think most of the time I would just rather stand up a lot of the times. - Right. - And I only really sit down if I'm like really, really fucking desperate.

- To sit down. - Right, you've been like walking all day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've been walking all day kind of thing. So I'm gonna put it slightly harder to sit on though this is a really hard prompt 'cause I don't even know what a department store chair looks like. - I have no clue. - So I have no clue. So Joey's going right down the middle. - Right down the middle. - I'm going slightly hard to sit on and Connor has put it. - What? - Dude, you-

- You were so close. - What? - You were so close. You were saying you only sit on it when you're so desperate. - Yeah. - It's literally, there is no chair that is better. Picture it. You've been, you know, maybe Aki's dragging you around the stores all day. - Sure. - You're like, she's like, "Just one more store." And in the corner of your eye in the store, they have a three-seater bench or chair

And the moment you can perch your cheeks on it, it's like a chair sent from heaven. 'Cause it's not a chair that is most comfortable, but it's there at the most desperate of times when you need it. - Yeah, but see, I've been to some department stores where I felt that way, right?

- It could be the worst chair in the world. If it's in a department store and I've been standing- - Nah, I'm gonna make an argument 'cause there ain't no way if it's a comfortable chair, that chair's gonna be free. - Yeah, exactly. - Those chairs are never fucking free. - It's hard to sit on. - From a sitting perspective, your butt on that chair is the best. - No, no. - There's no feeling better. - It's hard to sit on because it's not open. - 'Cause it's not easy to sit on, Connor. Because I can never fucking sit on it. - Also, there are some department store chairs where- - Nah, my aura, they move.

- That's crazy that you say that it's hard to sit on. What? It's like an oasis in the desert. - I could have done like 30,000 steps, right? And my legs are dying and I'll see a department store chair where it's like, I would sit on it immediately. The most uncomfortable shit in the world.

- I just don't factually believe that. - And I would just rather just sit. - That's the biggest lie you've said. - Sometimes I just sit on the ground. - No, that is a lie. - It's not. - You sit on the ground? You just wanna shit on the ground all over again? - Yes. - Why would you shit on the ground? - I wanna stretch my legs out. - No, 'cause that chair is godlike. - The godlike chairs are never open. - Nah, nah. - They're never open. You could be there like five minutes before it fucking closes and some reason all the comfy chairs are gone.

- No, no, that's just factually incorrect. It's that good of a chair, that's why it's competitive, but it's very easy to sit on because- - Yeah, when it's open. - I wasn't, is it, was it availability? - No, it's hard- - Book.com for my fucking chair? - It's hard to sit on. - No, easy to sit on. - It's hard to- - As in when you get your cheeks in it, it's comfortable as shit. - It's hard to sit on because there's someone in there. - I wasn't talking about the availability of it.

- I'm talking about- - I interpreted it that way. - Okay, well that's your fault. We're on the wrong wavelength, Joey, all right? It is objectively the easiest chair to sit on and you should have known that. - I don't know why you're going at me when Garnt was way further away. - 'Cause you said you'd rather sit on the floor. - I would rather sit on the floor. - That's crazy. - The floor is the seat. - No, always the seat more. - Also, I still like,

I'm still trying to picture what a department store chair looks like. - Are you talking about like a bench? - Yeah. - It could be a bench, some of them have chairs. - You're just talking about a seat.

- Just a fucking chair. Like you're in a Uniqlo, they'll have just a chair for like the old men that don't wanna walk anymore while they wait for their wife. - Like the ones that look like Ottomans, like those? - Like those things? - It can be that, it can be, sometimes they just have normal chairs. - I've never seen a normal chair. - I've literally seen it. That's why I thought of it 'cause I was at a department store yesterday and I saw a fucking comfy ass chair you could sit on in the corner where this old man was hogging it.

- Yeah, exactly. So it's hard to sit. - So you did not sit on it. - I thought to myself, man, that would be such an easy to sit on chair right now. Arguably more easy to sit on than any other chair in the world. I can't believe that this was even close to being hard to sit on. Insane. - I mean, it is hard to sit on. - Can't believe my friends, man. Fucking don't get me wrong.

- So I got a random prompt. - Well, if we get hard to shit on and Joseph's the floor, we'll know it's easy. - Okay, so I will preface this by saying, maybe not me, but my experience talking to other people. So my prompt is guilty pleasure. - Openly love versus guilty pleasure. - Okay. - High school of the dead.

- It's gotta be guilty pleasure, right? - No, I feel like most people that's- - Really? - Yeah. - Shit, I don't know. See, oh man, it completely, I think for me, it completely depends on how old you are. - I mean, Gaunt likes incest, right?

- Well, okay, look, in Garnt's case- - Presumably, the people Garnt speaks to, this would be a normal thing to openly love, 'cause there's no incest. - Because, yeah, when I first watched "High School of the Dead," it was definitely more of a guilty pleasure. It was so degenerate that I couldn't openly, 'cause I was still not too sure about myself, right? And I didn't wanna be too open to public. Now that I've been on camera for 11 years, I don't give a fuck. I openly love it now, but I don't know, with Garnt,

- Well, I didn't think he prefaced it wasn't his opinion. And I feel like Garnt would put it like down here. - Well, yeah, with Garnt. - So I think Garnt is trying to imply that perhaps it's more of a here situation or even God forbid today. - Yeah. Is this, yeah, Garnt, is this, this opinion is just, yeah. So this opinion is based on just how he feels generally. - I guess so. - Not just him personally, right? - I guess so. - If that's the case, I feel,

- You think it's there? - Fuck. - This is- - I don't know. I guess in that sense, it's probably slightly openly love. But I still think there's a lot of people who are like, don't wanna admit that it's good. Or maybe they just like meme about it. - More or less or? - A little more. Yeah, like there. - So you think it's there? - Yeah.

- I still think there's a good chunk of people who don't want to admit, especially like newcomers to anime don't want to admit that they like it. - I'll go here. - Okay. So slightly, so on either side in the middle of guilty pleasure and openly wrong. - All right.

- I would have gone for what you did, but I just thought. - Damn. - Yeah. - Yeah. I mean, my experience is that when we first started watching, when "High School of the Dead" first came out, it was like all the way here. - Yeah. - Right? - Yeah. - And the more that the years have gone by, it will never be something that I think people, the majority of people, you know, openly love. - Yeah. - But it's definitely, the more and more people that have come out and be like, yo, that fucking,

- I'm still, I'm old, but that was fucking great. But I would never admit that publicly unless I'm with a bunch of other anime fans. - Yeah. - I would say it's just on the guilty pleasure side of things, but maybe not as much as- - Yeah, look, we don't talk about episode six openly. - Yeah. - 'Cause here's the thing. - What happened in episode six? - Episode six is when it gets really degenerate. - Really? - Yeah. - Is it the one with the baths and stuff? - It's the one where they're like bar hunkered up in the house and the aprons come out.

- Remember that scene? Every boy remembers that scene. - Oh, the scene I remember is the fucking boob matrix scene. - Oh, the boob matrix, yep. - Bro, that scene changed- - They don't make it like they used to. - That scene changed my brain chemistry, boy. - Imagine that meme of like, you know the meme where they're like, they don't even know how to build it today. It's like that meme you'd like- - They don't even know about the boob physics. - I asked dad, how could you make a show like that? We don't even know anymore. We don't know how to make a show like that anymore.

- It's a lost art. All right, Joey, you're up next. - All right, I have here hard to remember versus easy to remember. - Okay. - Okay. - I'm gonna go random with this one. - My pin code. Right in the middle. - Right in the middle.

- All right, let's see. - You ever forget your pin code before? - Yeah, of course. It's been embarrassing 'cause it makes it look like committing fraud. And I'm like, ah. - Do you know what fucks me over while you're waiting, Joe? Do you know what fucks me over? So Japan has this like, you know, my entire life,

Every number pad has been laid out the same way. Every number pad. And sometimes, you know, I remember my pin code and then I kind of realized recently, maybe I don't remember my pin code, but I remember the shape. - Yes, yes. - I remember the shape. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause there have been like machines in Japan where the number pad is laid out- - Is randomized. - Is randomized, I swear. And the worst one, I was standing here trying to enter my pin for a full like,

two, three minutes, it was like a horizontal pin, a number pad, where it's like two layers. I was standing there and I was just like,

- It's like trying to do a capture. You're like, "Okay, it's a scene." - It's a Turing test on your credit card. - I had to say the number of my pin code out loud in my mind. And I was like, "That doesn't sound right." I don't know why. I don't know if that's the right number. That doesn't sound right now that I'm saying it. - Also, it just makes you look really sus when you're like confidently like, "All right, put your pin code." And you're like,

- Worst thing they've done as well is they have this genius system where you should have two pins, one for withdrawing money and one for paying for stuff. - Oh yeah. - Mine has that. So now I'm like, I don't know which one of them I don't know. I have to like open up my phone every time. So I'm like, why? 'Cause I don't get money out that often. - Right. - I pay by card. - Yeah, true. - I'm like, what was it again? - Okay.

- Okay. - All right. - So Joey, your prompt is? - Mine is hard to remember. - Hard to remember versus easy to remember. - Versus easy to remember on our left. - All right. - Okay. Your friend's astrological sign. - Kind of like your friend's birthday, I guess a little bit. - Well, that's quite hard inherently. Wait, do you, okay, wait, Garnt, what are you? Do you know who I am? That's fucked up, you don't know what I am. - I don't even know fucking. - You should know what I am.

- Yeah, well you're- - What do you think I am? - Cancer. - God. We're talking about astrological science. - Whoa, God. What the heck? - I don't know. What if he's like, "Yeah, you're right." - I'm a Leo. - You're a Leo? - Yeah. - What's God's? - Pisces?

- I'm Gemini. - Oh shit, that's what I was gonna say. - Wait, wait, wait, can you even name all the astrological signs? 'Cause I can't. I remember Virgo, Leo, Gemini, Cancer. - Aquarius. - Yeah, Aquarius. What else is there? - I don't know. - Do you know what mine is? - We can't even remember astrological signs in general, Joey. Why the fuck do you think I would know what you are? - I don't know. Crab? - Crab? - That's Cancer.

- Oh crap. - Okay, okay. What's the Aquarius? - Okay, so clearly we have, oh shit, sorry, wrong one. We have to do down here. - No, that's easy, that's easy. - Oh, oh, oh, it's gotta be down here. - It's all the way to the end. - Aren't you a Sagittarius? - First of all, Sagittarius. - Oh yes. Capricorn. - Sagittarius.

- Sagittarius. - Isn't that the name of like a Roman general? - You know when you say something- - Sagittarius. - You know when you say something and people are like, "Ah, that wasn't it." - It's like Caesar killed Sagittarius.

- No, I'm not Sag Darius. - Oh Jesus. - You're a Gemini. - Nah. - Nah. - I'm a Gemini. - You're a Taurus. - Nah. - Nah, 'cause you're a Libra. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I knew it. - I knew it, Joey. I knew it. - It's down here. - It's down here. - It's down here. - Objectively just hard. - Yeah. It's like, you remember yours, but my God, if you're not into this shit, which is,

I feel most dudes- - I'm gonna call it saggitoreus. - Saggitoreus. - Saggitoreus. - Hey, shout out to all the saggitoreuses. - What's crazy is that I think every single time I've ever seen this word, I pronounce it correctly. Just one time now, I was like, "Saggitoreus." - Saggitoreus, eh? - Sounds like a dinosaur. - Yeah. All right, let's have a look. Okay, my one is bad candy, good candy. Bad here, good candy here. Sweets. - Okay. - Fruit roll up.

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- Oh, that's such a good one. - Bad candy, good candy. It's easy. It's like so good. It's like one of the best, let's be honest. Fruit roll-ups.

- I'm a bit disappointed that Connor said fruit roll-ups and not winders. - I'm considering- - You're considering- - What the fuck is a winder? - It's the goat, Joey. - It's a fucking fruit roll-up, dog. - It's the goat, Joey. - You roll up the fruit. - Nah, nah, winders be hitting different. So I'm gonna assume he's talking about winders. - Listen, man. - One of the goaded- - I will say first of all, your position is kind of crazy.

- What? How is that crazy? - It's not that good. - How is that? It's the goat. - Look, I would have put it there if I was like seven, but it's like- - Joey, shut up. Joey, are you saying all my taste buds have evolved as time has gone on? - There's better candy than Fruit Roll-Ups, man. - Nah, in terms of candy- - You know what sucks about Fruit Roll-Ups? The shit sticks to your teeth like a mofo. And I hate that. - It's great. - I hate that feeling. - It's just like it dissolves in your mouth.

- No, it does, yeah, after it fucking lives back there, like rent free for a full day. - You can suck on it, you can just like, you don't have to chew too hard, it's not like one of those hard candies, it's the perfect candy. - I wouldn't put it, I don't think it's that good to be honest. It's good. - I'm gonna order this. - You got all the way at the end? - I'm going all the way, babe. I can't think of a better candy. - Listen, okay, it's definitely not on the bad candy half, but it's not the best. So I will probably put it like maybe, maybe like there.

- There's better candies out there, man. - Close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes. I think I wanna... - Okay, what do you got? - All right, ready? - Three, two, one. - What the fuck, man? What the fuck? - Yo! - What the actual fuck? - There's no way. - Get the fuck out of here, you think it's that bad. - I just think Fruit Windup's one of the worst candies.

- Oh, mine is just so good. - It tastes like shit, gets stuck on your teeth. - No it doesn't. - Just not good. - I thought for sure I was gonna be more on your side than his. But I guess I'm on Gar's side. - Why'd you hate it? - It tastes bad. - What's the go-to candy for you?

- Werther's Original. - Fuck off. - Are you 65 years old? Get the fuck out of here. - It's great because I can eat it without my teeth. - There has been no one who unironically likes Werther's Originals. - Okay, okay. - Unless you're a granddad. - I actually like Werther's Originals.

- No, they're good, but I wouldn't take it over for a roll. - Okay, then I'll bash it. Werther's Originals will be here for me. - Have you ever bought a Werther's Original and not just had one 'cause you're offered one? - No. - It was always an older gentleman who has offered it to me. - Werther's Original is the candy you have if someone just has it and you're like, "I guess I'll have one." - Honestly, what would be here for me? So, Kendi, do you count, question mark. I don't know why I said question mark.

- Do you count like M&Ms and stuff as like candy or do you think maybe like- - Yeah, I guess so. - Yeah, I'd say so. - 'Cause when I think candy in my head, I think like rubber.

- Like things that are rubbery. - Like the chewy ones. - I get what you mean. There's like, a part of me is just like, okay, candy and chocolate, different. But also, part of my mind is just like, if it comes in a little package. - Okay, gummies, a gummies candy? - Yeah, gummies are definitely candy. - So then I think if I was, you actually asked me what the best candy was in that sense, it would be the sour Haribo's.

Specifically the cherry, the two cherry things. - Oh shit, you're right. - Those things should be here, bro. - My problem with sour candies is that- - You're a little bitch.

- They're good for like the first two ones. - No. - They're good for the first two ones. - Nah. - I don't know afterwards you can taste anything else. - The amount of days during high school where I would eat so many sour Skittles that my tongue would start bleeding. - Sour Skittles are also good. - Sour Skittles is the top. - 'Cause real sour fans know that you want to go a little slower. You don't go crazy. - You savor it. - You have some drink. You have a drink on the side, like a wine sommelier.

- You're like, I've got an Evian, four years. - It's good for a few ones and then the fucking taste fatigue hits faster than any other candy, man.

- With winders, there's so many different ways to eat it. - You have to fucking gobble it down in one go like a monster gets stuck in your teeth, tastes like shit. - No, no, you don't have to gobble it in one, you know, depending on your mood, you're just like, oh, I'll just pee like a little bit and just like chewing it a little bit. - If I was like seven, eight years old and I went out into the school playground and I saw a seven, eight year old kid going, yes, I'm gonna have some of my food roll up. - I would bully him.

- Yes, you would. - I would bully him. - You would be bullied if you did that. If you tore the paper that came with it, that laid your Fruit Roll Up, you would be bullied mercilessly. - You would be bullied. - That's why Fruit Roll Up is down here and why Werther's Originals and Skittles, Sour Skittles. - Yeah, I agree with Sour Skittles. - Normal Skittles suck. Can we just agree? Sour Skittles gap them so hard. - Oh, Sour Skittles are so much better. - They should be ashamed they even produced the original. - And don't give me any of those like fruity Skittles. Just give me the sour ones. Give me the sour ones, they're the best.

- All right, well, I'm glad we can all agree on that. - I can't believe it. - God, I love Werther's Original. - Creamy filling. - Yeah, which one do you prefer? The hard Werther's Original or the soft ones? I prefer the soft ones.

- It's always a soft one. I hate hard candy. - It's kinda like the hard. - Does anyone actually love hard candy? Wait. - That was a bit of a laugh. - Give it a bit of a suckle on it. But I do like the ones that- - He's literally like 60 years old. - But I do like the one, the best one is the hard outside with the creamy inside. - I don't think I've had those. - The creamy filling one. 'Cause then you kind of get through enough sucking and then you pop it open.

- And then you get the Werther's nut in your mouth. - Werther's nut. - I'm sorry. - Garnt.exe has stopped working. - I'm like, is this easy or is this hard? - Hard subject on the left, easy subject on the right. - Okay, okay, okay. - English lit. - I'm gonna call it right there. - I didn't have a class that was specifically called English lit. - You didn't have English literature? - Well, we had English.

- Just English then? - Just English? - We had English and English literature. So one was more about reading and analyzing books and then one was just straight up like just learning language, I guess. I actually don't remember much from the normal one. - Which class did you learn to like write essays in? - English. - English literature.

- Right, okay, so that would be our English then. - Okay, I'll just say English. - Okay, yeah. - I'm not learning the language English. - Yeah, like English class in school. - There was a, I said English there, but I guess it's all encompassed in terms of- - Am I from Japan or am I in the UK? - Well, he went to school in the UK, so. - Japan would be like, . - Impossible . - I think it's probably like around there.

- Yeah, I'm gonna put a slightly, I'm gonna put it right dead center because I failed English at school, so. - What? - Yeah, I sucked at writing essays, dude. - I mean, I got put in the fucking special class 'cause I spelled Zed as Zed E D. - Well, that's why it was easy for you. - I was like, shit, this English thing's easy, I got it. And I was like, I'm not bad, I just haven't studied it. - Yeah, I just- - I need this. - Maybe I failed at it because just the things we had to read, I just didn't really give a shit about.

But yeah, I'd say it's, see, 'cause like with English class, it completely depends on the teacher. - Ah, wait, but Garnt, Garnt's a math kid. - He is. - Ooh, we have to consider the math kid debuff on the English scores. 'Cause Garnt likes numbers, he likes right and wrong. - Yeah, but just because he prefers math, it doesn't necessarily mean he found it hard, like English hard. He might've found it easy, just boring. - Look at him.

- He knows words. - Nah, 'cause it's just a brain diff. It's not that it's hard, it's just that you don't like how they mark and grade the subject. - Yeah, there's no one correct answer. - Yeah, which is frustrating to engineers. We don't like that. As an engineer, I can tell you, as a failed engineer, we can say, sorry, I just cracked that. - That's why I much preferred maths class. - So actually, this is hard. I actually think, yeah, considering Garnt's engineer background, it might be more like a here.

- I think so. That's what I'm gonna go with. - I'm gonna keep mine right in the middle. - So you go right in the middle. - Yeah. - We'll say right in the middle. All right, let's have a look. Do you wanna reveal it or? - Yeah, sure, I'll reveal it. - I'll close my eyes. - Okay, same. - And I can reveal that's a...

- I found English fucking hard. - Yeah, right? - Engineer brain. - Okay, out of all the subjects, I got an A in everything except for English. - Same. - I got a fucking C in terms of like Asian class. I could not understand, which is ironic because I write for a living now, I guess.

kind of for the longest time. And I don't know what I was doing wrong or what's- - You've been writing scripts for how long now? - I still don't know what a good script is. I still don't know what a good essay is. I have no fucking clue. I just go with my gut feeling a lot of times and I still have no idea what good English is, but it's definitely not what comes from me because I was graded awfully for English. - I should have trusted the engineer more. I think on a broad spectrum, people would probably say it's on the easier side,

- From a personal perspective, I guess it is much harder. I fucking hate it in this literature. - Three English speakers being like, "English fucking." - It's hard. - English is hard. - English, especially what they were grading us on, it was like your ability to essentially write an essay. - Also the grading thing with essays is just like, "Oh, is it actually the things that make a great essay? Or is it the kind of essay that your teacher will be like, 'Yeah, I like that.'"

It's like, it can be completely subjective on like, oh, that's the kind of essay that my teacher likes. - Did you ever have, when you were doing like your tests and shit, did you ever have that question where you have to like read an article and then you have to like make an essay on it or something like that? - Yeah, I hated that. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - What the fuck? - It's like, who asked? - Yeah, that kind of question still gives me nightmares. - It's like reading comprehension, right? In order to like,

which I think a lot of people don't have now. - Well, yeah, I sucked at that. - I still suck at it. It's hard. It's hard. - Especially when it's a topic you don't give a shit about as well. It's like, at least let me pick the subject, you know? But it was always something where like not a single person in the class gave any shit about it. Only the teacher cared about it for whatever reason. And it's like, "Sir, Miss, can we, can we, I want to write something that I'm actually interested about. Then I can actually write a decent essay."

- Yeah, so fuck English. We don't need English. We don't need English. - Nihongo? - Yeah, we live in Japan, bro. Come on now. Nihongo, it's all about the Nihongos. Okay. My prompt is ugly word or beautiful word. - Okay, and what's your word? - My word is- - I'm beautiful to you? - Yeah. - Okay. - My word is headbutt, headbutt.

- What would you count as like a beautiful word? - Probably a word that has one, a beautiful sound to it. It uses the full breadth of the English language to craft the perfect word to describe the situation. Headbutt I don't think is that. I think it's, "Headbutt, poopy stink." It's kind of like that level of, "Headbutt."

- It's a very joey word though. - It's a very joey word. - It's like if you know- - And he just said he didn't like English. So you might think this is the most beautiful word. He's like, "Head and butt." - Yeah. - Oh, I'm trying to think. - Oh, so good. - It's like just a tear above poop, you know? Where it's just like poop. - You're making me wanna put it last now. I'm gonna get there. - I mean, in terms of like,

- Ugly words, okay. - Is it average? Is it better than average is the question. Do you think it is a more beautiful than average word? - I don't think it's a more beautiful than average word. - So we both think it's in this half. - Yeah, it's in that half. - It's in the bad word half. - It's not like the most disgusting word. It's not like puke, I guess. Or what's the most ugly word I can think of?

- I think puke is just ugly because of what it is. - I think- - Not because of the word. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Defecate. Nah, that's beautiful. - That's a great word. - It's beautiful. - No one uses the word defecate. - Oh, phlegm. Phlegm is an ugly word. - That is an ugly word. - Yeah. - Just from the everything about it, from the way it's spelt and how it's not phonetic at all. - Oh, the way it's spelt is the ugliest part of it. - It's fucking ugly. - And how it's pronounced as well, 'cause you're like . - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I can think of an uglier word. - Okay. - All right. - Smegma.

- That's the ugliest word. - But I would argue it's beautiful. - And it's way of compelling us. - Okay. - All right, well, where are you gonna go, John? I'm gonna go there. - I pretty much agree with you. I actually agree with you on that. - All right, let's see. You wanna run it? - It's kind of like a neutral word now that we all might. - Joey, how is headbutts beautiful? How the fuck is headbutts beautiful? - That's crazy. - How is it a beautiful word? - It's just the image it evokes.

- You know, think about it. It's a butt on your head. It's a head butt. - That is not, well, number one, how is a butt on your head a beautiful image? - It's just funny. - It's a funny word. - I fucking knew. - It's a beautiful word, head butt.

- The slower you say it, the funnier it is. - Oh yeah, let's look at all the poets through time and see how many times the word headbutt. - I would argue it's not used enough. Not used enough. Poets use the word headbutt more. It's hilarious. - Oh my God. You are a five-year-old Joey. This is what a five-year-old would think is a beautiful word. - Exactly. - I might prompt this genuine person versus phony person. - I'll say Chris Broad. - Chris Broad.

- I'll say Chris Broad. - Oh fuck. - Chris Broad. - It's really hard 'cause he's not here right now. I mean, look. - Look, look. - He's a mate, you know? He's a good dude. - Yeah, yeah. - How much do I want to expose Chris? See, I mean.

- My personal opinion, right? - Yeah. - Chris is pretty genuine in that he genuinely hates a lot of things. - Sure. - And he's very vocal about what he hates. - Definitely. - In a lot of conversation that I've had with Chris. - Yeah. - I've had with Chris. - Have you had with Chris? - I mean, I would say you could say a lot of things about Chris, but.

- Look, I feel like out of the scale, out of the three of us of how much time we've spent with Chris, it's definitely Connor is the most, I'm probably the second most and you're the least. I get where you put your placement, but Chris does this thing a lot where it is true, he does whatever he dislikes, very open about, very genuine about. The things he likes however,

- What does he like? I actually don't know. - He has this tendency to like play tough almost where like he doesn't want to admit he likes something.

because maybe it'll get people to view them in a different way. Where it's like, I look at it and I'm like, just be honest about it. And he was just like, no, no, no, it's shit. It's blah, blah, blah, blah. And then at the end of it, I was like, you know, we could be experiencing something, right? And he'd be like, oh, this is going to be shit. I hate this, blah, blah, blah. And then by the end of it, I asked him, I was like, so how was it? And he was like, it was all right. Like, he's very like,

- You know, just doesn't want to admit when he's enjoys something. - I just love being British. - Yeah. So putting the British Britishism. - I mean, the only thing I know Chris Trudy loves is Camembert. - Yeah. - That's all the way. - I'm gonna put him like a little less. Like I'd say still a genuine person, definitely. Out of all the YouTubers I've met, definitely more of a genuine person, but let's see where Connor. - Let's see what Connor thinks.

- God damn, Connor. - Oh shit, I thought it was the other way. - So I guess it kind of would have been, I guess I thought it was the other way. - Slightly less, slightly less than me. - Yeah, I think I was just on the same thing as you. - So what we've concluded is the more you get to know Chris, the more of a phony he is. - I love Chris.

- No, I just think it's funny 'cause- - It's all off, Chris, don't worry. - We're just bantering. But yeah, when he likes something, he's very reluctant to admit it. - Yeah, right? - Yeah, yeah. - I'm like, "Chris, just admit you like it, it's fine. We're not gonna bully you for it." - By the way, this is not from a public facing perspective. This is like Chris as a mate perspective. - Yeah, just as a mate, yeah. - Come on, Chris, just say you like it. - Yeah. - It's all right. - It's like, "It's fine to like it, dude." - And then he'll be on his podcast and he'll be like, "I can't believe what Joey and Connor said about me."

I'm not a fucking phony person. I say what I fucking like when it's good. There's just not enough good things for me. That's what he'll say. That's a Chris response. - And it's like, yeah, sure, Chris. - I also mainly wanted to do Chris 'cause I wanted to see where you would put it. - Yeah, I was like. - No matter where it would have gone, I probably would have made an argument for Chris. If it was a full phony, I would have been like, Chris. If it was a full genie, I'm like, Chris. Just 'cause I wanted to see where you guys put it. - Depends on the day. - That is true.

- All right, Con. - What are you going for? You guys don't have one, I gotta. - Okay, do you wanna go? - Okay. - Okay. - My prompt is art versus not art. - Ooh, I skipped over that one 'cause I couldn't think of a good one. - School days. - Oh fuck. Well knowing Connor, it's probably not art all the way. - Where would you put it, Joey? Where would you put it, Joey? - It's not art. - Look, I don't mind this show. I don't think it was as bad as people say it is, but it's definitely not art.

- I have defended a lot of shows in my life, a lot of anime. School Days is not one of them. Do you wanna know something? I actually tried rewatching School Days the other day. - Really? Why? - Just curious to see how it's changed.

- I was getting drunk with Sydney and we were like, let's just put some shit on. - School days was the first thing. - Yeah, school days was the first one. - Damn. - And you know what? It's not only bad, it's kind of boring as well. - Oh yeah, definitely. - It's actually like, I forgot how boring it was. Everyone only remembers the ending.

- But 90% of that show is pretty fucking boring. - Yeah, so that's why I'm saying it's like, if I would, as someone who didn't think it was like the worst show ever, admittedly, it's definitely not on the not art side, but just for the last episode, I'll give it slight art points. So it's probably like there. It's not all the way not art.

- I'll give it slight art points for the ending. 'Cause it had the balls to pull off that. - Also it is technically art 'cause it is technically drawings, but I don't think Connor is going to keep that into consideration. - Yeah. - So I'm gonna agree with that. - Yeah. - In terms of the scale. - All right. - Let's see where it is. - Oh wow. - Oh wow. Our first. - Dead on. - Perfect points. - Wow. - Wow. - Hell yeah. - I thought you would've gone fully down the middle there. Look at that. - Nah, nah, nah.

- Yeah, I mean, it's just, you know. - Listen, I'll defend it to an extent. But sometimes you just gotta admit it's not art. - Oh, all right, this is hard actually. - What is the prompt? Guilty pleasure rules. - Guilty pleasure or actually just bad. So your side is actually just bad, Garnt's side is guilty pleasure. - Cry, okay, cry. - I'm contemplating whether I should say this publicly. - Say it. - Taylor Swift music. - What was Joey? - Yeah, that's what I think Joey.

- I think Joey put it there. - I have not heard Joey say a single positive good thing about Taylor Swift. Now as, how can I say this?

- Someone who has a mother-in-law who is, who sometimes watches his podcast and is the biggest Taylor Swift fan in history. - Come on, call them by their legal names. They're Swifties. - They're Swifties, okay. Who is the biggest Swifty and likes to identify as a Swifty. I'm not the biggest Taylor Swift fan, but

I have not heard enough of her music to really judge. - It's just not for me. I mean, I just don't listen to it. But I don't think it's bad, but do I think Joey thinks it's bad? Yeah, probably. - I think he thinks it's very bad. I think Joey thinks it's like all the way over here. - I think it's definitely gotta be like here, I think. I think Joey thinks it's slightly bad 'cause he listens to like, I don't know, like really like

Comrade Wisconsin or something. - It'll be like, - Oh yes, my favorite Midwest emo man. - Nah, they do calculus rock. And I'm like, all right.

He's like, "No, you gotta listen to Freckled Fuckface." And I'll be like, "What do you, this isn't real." And they'll be like, "Nah, nah, they're so good. They do like jazz with like Chinese Communist Party music." You'd be like, "All right." - That sounds fire. - He's like, "Nah, you just gotta be in the right mindset." - Sam, he's reading me like a book. - So that's where I would put it. So I don't know, what do you wanna do? So you say like down here?

You're more like down here, yeah? A little more down? Yeah, I'd say a little more down. Joey, come on, you know Joey's taste. You know Joey's taste. You must think it's like down here. Okay, so I'm gonna say it's here. All right, all right. Yeah? Okay, I'll hold this so you can bring it, rip it back. Let's see where Joey has put it.

- Right in between the two of us. - Okay, so I've given Taylor Swift's music a fair shot. I've listened to like most of her albums. Just 'cause I was curious, I'm like, what is it about her music or her in general that drives this craze that we're living in right now? Most of it's pretty shit, but admittedly there's a couple of songs where I'm like, it's kind of a fire song, but I don't wanna admit it. So that's why it's like slightly.

- Okay, fair enough. I mean, I just haven't listened to it, so I don't comment. I just know the "Shake It Off," that's all. - Yeah, see, that's kind of a guilty pleasure song for me. - All right, what have you gone for? - So yeah, I got the Swifties aiming at my neck now, so that's sick. - I don't think there's that many Swifties that watch this show. - Yeah. - Overrated weapon versus underrated weapon. - Ooh, Molotov cocktail.

- Oh, so overrated. - Dude, this is such a personal preference though. - Overrated on the left. - Yeah, because it's not about- - Overrated on the right. - Because it's not about how effective is it? It's how-

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- In five simple steps. - With these very simple steps. - I agree though, I think it's quite underrated. - My personal underrated. - Yeah. - Gone. - It really, you know what I like about the Molotov cocktail? It really- - Simplicity. - It's simple and it really shows you the skill difference. - I'm sorry. - If you don't know how to throw something. - Okay.

- You cannot use the Molotov cocktail. In fact, you shouldn't be holding the Molotov cocktail. If you have a bad shoulder, dude. - I thought you were about to say, "I just don't know how to make one." - I mean, I don't, to be fair. I don't know how to make a Molotov. - Very simple. - We're not gonna say it. - I'm sure it's easy, but I've just never been interested to make a Molotov cocktail. - Yeah, but I think Garnt probably

- I'd say he put it in underrated. - You think so he's around here too? - Yeah, I don't think, what would make it overrated? - I think I'm gonna be like, he's boring, they use it all the time. - It's not even effective. - You can't see it in fate, you know. Not a lot of summons use it. - Is that your Gant impression? - You know, I just think Gant would feel it's uninspired and overused is what I think Gant would think. So I think Gant would think it's,

- Here. - Oh, like right in the middle. - Just slightly over. - Slightly over. - Yeah. - I think it's closer to where- - So you think it's like a here? - Yeah, that's excellent. - I also think you'd be right as well. This is such a hard one. So I say here, you say here. - Yeah, all right. - All right, let's find out. Slow, okay, slowly. Okay, I'm trying to keep my, okay.

- Oh, let's go. - Joey is more right. - I think Molotov cocktails, when someone brings out Molotov cocktail, you know some shit's going down. You know what I mean? There's just- - I would argue you can say that about most weapons. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

- Someone brings out a gun, you're like, all right, this is just America, you know? But when someone brings out a Molotov cocktail, you know there's some fucking riots going on, someone's fucking protesting, you know? The danger level you feel with a Molotov cocktail, it's just like, you know,

on a whole different, it's a whole different feeling. - That is true. - And it's just like, whenever someone thinks of a weapon, Molotov cocktail is not normally like the first one that comes to mind, you know? - No, but it's always like, it's always in the game too. - Yeah, but it's always there. - And it's very effective. - And whenever you see it on TV, you're just like, holy shit, that's a fucking Molotov cocktail. Holy shit. - Also, what a sick name for a weapon.

- Yeah, right? - Molotov cocktail. - Yeah, they really did. - Hell yeah. They knew what they were doing with that. - Calling it a cocktail is a 9,000 IQ. - They cooked with that. - For the brand name. - Yeah, they cooked with that one. - Firm versus limp. - Yeah. - Firm on this side, limp on this side. - Okay. - A succulent Chinese national. - Firm. - I'll say... I'll say, let's think of porn categories or hentai categories, let's say...

- Oh, how limp or firm we are? - How limp or firm I would be. - Perfect. - Yeah. - Swimsuit. - Damn, that's a good one.

'cause there's so many different types of swimsuits. - Oh my God, Joey. - Shit, I'm firm, just thinking about it. I'm just kidding. - Or am I? All right. Let me think about this. Swimsuits. - What's the first one you think of when you think swimsuits? - Bikini. - Bikini. - Yeah, just an average one. - Like a two piece? - Yeah, like a...

- What other pieces are there? - Well, there's the leotards. - I did not think that deeply into it, Joey. - If we're talking hentai categories, fucking school swimsuit is very popular. - Yeah, if I said school swimsuit, Joey, I'd probably be on a list, let's be honest, Joey, okay? - I'm just saying it's a very popular hentai tag. We all know this. It is technically a swimsuit, which is why when he said swimsuit, I'm like, that's a lot of variance.

- I just went straight to bikini. - You went straight to bikini? - I thought we were on the same page. - You don't think you would've just said bikini then? - When I think swimsuits, I just think bikini. I'm not gonna lie. And I mean, bikinis are just like, you know, I'm gonna assume Connor thought bikini as well. - Yeah. - Well, knowing how vanilla Connor's taste is, it's definitely on the firm side.

- Fuck you. - He's not gonna be like basic. He's gonna be like, "Oh yeah, I like that bikini." - I mean, nobody hates a bikini. - No, of course not. - Let's be honest about that. - But I think he'd be firmer than most. - Sorry? - I think he would be firmer than most. - See, it depends who's wearing the bikini. Is it a MILF? Then he'd be like all the way up here, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But it's...

- I honestly think it's just somewhere right in the middle. It's just like a safe bet. It's not like- - The middle of firm, you mean? - Yeah, the middle of firm. - All right, yeah. - It's not like the,

it's not like you see it in hentai, you're like, wow, must watch, must fucking watch every time. I'm not gonna complain, I won't complain, but it's there. I'm not gonna say it's like, oh shit, I see a bikini, I'm going fucking limp. No, but it's not like- - Yeah, see, and that's why if it was me personally, I would put it dead center. - Dead center? - 'Cause it's just, there's too many factors.

- It depends on who's wearing it, what kind of bikini, what kind of swimsuit it is, what the situation is. It's too broad. - All right, I'm sticking here. I'm sticking here. - All right, now I'm going dead center. - You're in dead center? All right, Joey, let's see what he puts. - Hey, see? Connor's on my side, baby.

- Oh shit. - I'd say it was slightly firm. - Slightly firm. - So in between me and Garth. - So Joey would have put like what? Like dead center is like. - Yeah, like there. So I'm closer, yeah. - Not bad points. - Not bad. - What's your reasoning? It's just too many caveats? - I mean, it's often welcomed, but never the highlight. - Yeah. - It's fine. - It's fine. - I know some people get very, very enjoy them. I think it's fine. But it's better than fine.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would rather have it than not. - Yeah. - Definitely. - All right, who wants to go next? - Not essential on my left versus inessential on my right. - Is it inessential? Is that what it is? - Inessential. - I thought it was unessential. - Flossing. - Okay, well, I'm British, so I think it's like...

- I mean, as someone who also doesn't floss, I kind of have to agree with you. - I know that Americans like love it. - Yeah, Americans are like, "It's 100% essential." But it's like, I can't be arsed bro. - Yeah, I just don't think you need to. I know Garnt likes to floss though.

Does he? - I think he flosses. I think he's a flosser. I think Garnt thinks it's like a, probably like a here, maybe. Or maybe even just here. - I think. - I mean, I personally don't think it has any, you know, I know there is a benefit to it, but I just don't think it's necessary. - Yeah, I think, yeah, I would say it's like around here. - I think Garnt's gonna- - You gonna, these things he's gonna put up there? - I think he wants to come across as a clean boy. He's gonna be like, "Man, I think this is actually very essential." So shut up, Garnt, how you doing?

- So you think it's like here? - I'm sticking to where I would put it. A little bit above. Yeah, like there. - I'll say- - I don't fucking know it. - So you say here. I'll go with, maybe let's go here just to be a control. - Okay. - Let's have a look. - Let's go. Oh, right in the middle. Right in between. - Damn. - Do you floss? - Sometimes. - Sometimes. - When do you floss and why? - Okay, here's the thing.

sometimes your mouth just feels dirty and brushing your teeth just doesn't do it. I don't know. - That's where mouthwash comes in. - No, no. Mouthwash is what you do when you're like, when you feel like you want better breath. That's basically it.

- Mouthwash is the equivalent to like cleaning your carpet with a hose. - It's like, it just doesn't, it's like you're trying but it's not quite. - It's the equivalent of weebs who think they don't need to shower so they just put on some fucking Axe body spray before going to the academy convention. Doesn't actually do anything. - It's a cover up. - It just covers it up.

- You don't like doing it. - I don't like doing it either. That's why I don't really, even though, even though dentists say you should do it, I'm just like, I just can't be bothered. - I don't, it's not something I always remember to do, but sometimes you just feel like, after you floss, you just feel like, do you not get that like satisfying feeling of just like, oh, I've got something out in between my teeth. It just feels cleaner. - I don't have stuff in between my teeth. - Yeah, you don't necessarily have to have like a piece of food in between your teeth. It just like,

getting to that spot in between your teeth and your gums especially. - I know all the viewers will sympathize with you. My teeth are gross, British disgusting, I'm so sorry. - We don't have that American dental unfortunately. - God damn it. - Oh, Jay, what do you got? - All right, I got worst chore versus best chore. So best chore is on Connor's side, worst chore is on Garnt's side. - All right. - Washing clothes.

- Do you like washing clothes? - I fucking hate it. - Okay, then I hate it. - All right, then it's gonna be here for Joey. Where is this? Yeah, it's gonna be like a here for Joey. - Like the best show? - I think it's one of the best if you hate it. - What do you mean? - I just think Joey likes it 'cause you don't. - Where is this logic coming from? - I just feel it. - You just feel it? - I just think that Joey doesn't agree with you on this. - What do you think about washing clothes? - It's one of the best.

- So we are different. What you've just proved is that we are different. - I just feel like- - Why am I catching the strain? - I feel like we've had this discussion and I remember it was a two to one and I'm one of the one. And I remember someone agreeing with me. - If there is- - And if you don't agree with me, he agrees with me. - If this is going by Trash Taste logic, it should be right in the middle, right?

- All right, well let's do Trash Taste Logic. All right, 'cause I think it's one of the best too. And you think it's one of the worst. - I think it's one of the worst. - Okay, well, first of all, let's just find out what. - Okay, let's just find out and then we'll go. - So I think it's like here. - All right, I think it's like here. - Oh my God. - Okay.

- What did I tell you? I was right. I was right. - Hell yeah, dog. It's the best. God. - See, I told you. I remember having this discussion where one of us didn't like it and only one of us didn't like it and I liked it. So you must've, Joe, you liked it too. - He's a Trash Taste fan. He remembers. - Why is it one of the worst? It's easily one of the best because it feels like you're doing the most. - There's no better feeling than just clean sheets and clothes. - No, the best thing is hoovering. Hoovering is-

- Hell no. - Hoovering is so fucking good. - I agree with you Garnt, it's up there but not as good as laundry. - No, laundry is shit. Do you know why laundry is shit? Is because you have to like remember to go back to the laundry, right? So I'm here in my fucking limbo being like, is it done? Is it done? Is it done? - That's the hardest thing in the world for you to lock in. - Hoovering is that instant satisfaction. You can see the dust.

You can, you Hoover it, it's done. - I agree with you, but I think for hoovering to be as maximum capacity satisfying, you have to wait way too long. You feel like your house get way too dusty. - Point two, point two, do your clothes. It's like a multi-step process, right?

'cause you need to remember to come back after the clothes are finished and then you need to remember to dry the clothes. And then if the clothes are outside, you're like, oh shit, I need to bring the rooms, I need to bring them inside. Maybe use a dryer or, you know, there are so many steps to the washing the clothes that it just like, it breaks the flow of things. - There is no better feeling than when you're holding all the laundry in one hand, picking it out of the dryer or whatever. And you just get that waltz of,

- Toasty, soapy goodness. - Yep, 100% agree. It's the best. - Unbeatable. - No, no, give me that instant satisfaction chore where I can see the difference just right away. I don't wanna fucking wait for that moment. - So you like cleaning the toilet?

- I fucking love cleaning the toilet. Is that not? Fuck no. - Is that not like- - That's the worst. - Is that not like the instant fucking satisfaction as well? - I like doing it, but I thought that you wouldn't. So I said- - I do not like cleaning the toilet. - I like doing it. - Even though 95% of those stains were made by me, I still hate it. - I go raw, no gloves, just fucking sponge. - I do as well, which is why I hate it. - Sponge, man. - But I hate it with the gloves on too.

- Do you know what I found out the other way? You don't go fucking gloves when you clean the toilet. - No, I just have a sponge. - It's fucking disgusting, dog. - I get those like wipes. - You get those wipes? - Yeah, those wipes where like you- - You talking about the toilet bowl or the toilet rim? - All of it. - All of it? - Yeah. - Bruh, fuck it, that's fucking- - Oh, well, if it's the bowl, I get like the long brush. - You fucking use a fucking sponge for now on the- - Well, I have a sponge that I like throw away after I wash it.

- Do you just like use one side? No fucking gloves? That's fucking disgusting, dog. - What do you mean? I just hold the sponge and I get in there and I fucking clean it. - Wait, okay. I thought I was great. 'Cause I have no gloves too, but I have the- - Is this not the most unhygienic thing you've ever heard? I'm not the crazy one, right? - I use the long toilet brush. So I don't need to wear gloves or anything. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, but I just wash my hands afterwards. I'm holding a sponge that has soap on it.

I'm not picking up the shit and then rubbing it off my hands. I'm just holding like a fucking dish sponge that I'm no longer gonna use. - Oh my God, that's disgusting. - Remind me to never shake your hand again. - I have washed my hands. - Blood's got poopy hands. - I wash my hands afterwards. - Yeah, but it's just, I don't know, man. - I'm not like scraping the poop with my fingernails. - Get a long toilet brush. - What am I, a princess? I don't need that shit, I can get in there.

- Bro, what do you think you're doing? That's a normal human being thing to do. - You think you're too good to touch your own toilet bowl. - And this man judged me for wanting to shit in the middle of the street. - I do not want to shit in the middle of the street. - I don't want to touch the bowl with the fucking hands. - You're too good to touch your own bowl. - I also reuse my toilet paper when I wipe my ass as well.

- Did you reuse your toilet paper? - No, I'm just saying that's like the same fucking level we're talking about right here. - I feel like no one is above having to like get a sponge and touch the fucking toilet bowl with it. - Why would you want to do that for once? - Why would you want to do it when there are easier options? - They literally invented a device. - The brush does not get in there. - It does get in there. - That just means you got a shit brush. - No, it doesn't get in there. - Get a good brush and it cleans that shit off. - You gotta get some power on that thing.

- I mean, first of all, - Hawk 2 spit on that there. - All right, all right, all right, question, question, question, question.

- How do you clean your toilet bowl? - Do you use the same thing to clean the toilet bowl with as you do the toilet seat? Do you use that same fucking sponge? - Nah, nah, I'll do like, 'cause I have these little cube things you can buy in Japan. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'll do like a different cube, 'cause that's like, it's a different thing that's going on. I'm not shitting on the rim, you know? Like, you know what I mean? I'm not an animal. I don't draw, you know, come on. I have standards, but. - All right.

- The rim gets a different like, 'cause you also use the fucking like, essentially like nail like bleach level stuff on the rim. - Yeah. - Which I know you shouldn't touch with your hands. I don't give a fuck. But I'm not getting it on my hands. I'm squirting on the bowl and fucking getting in there. - That's wild. - I just think as a man, you- - He's literally saying nothing about masculinity, dog. - I just think as a man, you should never wear gloves.

- That is crazy in your own household. I just think if you shit it, you should pick it. - He's literally a monkey. - He is a monkey. You're literally just like admiring your own fucking shit. Why even wash the hands? - I mean, obviously I wash the hands, but like, you know, it's like when you, you know, if you had like a moldy ass food or something in your cupboard that you forgot, I would not like get a fucking brush. I would just pick it up, throw it in the thing and wash my hands. - Yeah, but that hasn't gone through your body.

- Yeah, but okay, why is- - Moldy food is not the equivalent to literal shit. - You could pick up like cow manure with your hand and just clean it. Like what's the big deal? - But I don't wanna pick up cow manure with my hand. - I don't want to do that. - What I'm saying is like- - How do I go to the farm and get cow manure and be like, "Oh, can we clean that up?" - Also, one, it would exfoliate. That's way worse. Like I'm just holding a brush, right? So what I'll normally do is I'll get like,

you know, my dish sponge is like, I've fucking used to oblivion. Yeah. I'll just get that fucking thing, put the bleach in and just go ham and then I'll throw it away. Right. Um, but I'm not like actively like fucking touching the bowl. I'll just grab the fucking sponge and shove it in.

So, you know, I'm not actually like touching the mold. Even if I did, I wouldn't mind 'cause I'm washing my hands and I'm a man who has accepted what I've done. - Also bro, gloves take like three seconds to put on. It's really not that big of an issue. - Nah, 'cause getting them on and off sucks. - You're protecting your skin and it just makes you look less of a monkey. - I don't mind though. - You know, it's going in there. - Especially if you're using a fucking sponge, man.

- If it's a toilet brush, that's fine. I don't put the gloves on for that. - I mean, I used to toilet brush sometimes, but I just feel like it doesn't get in there enough. - I don't know how, first of all, I don't know how oily your toads are. - No, no, 'cause I feel like for it to be, 'cause you know, I have the blue light.

- Sometimes I check with the bristle sponge. The bristle sponge just doesn't get like soapy enough or enough to like get in there. - Are you shining a blue light in your toilet? - Yeah. 'Cause I have one and I was like, I was curious. - What are you a forensics officer? - Well, I was curious 'cause I realized- - Leave no evidence. - Well, I realized I was like, how clean is my toilet?

I found when I used the bristle thing that it didn't fucking get in there enough. - Right. - 'Cause it's just like, it doesn't get like soapy enough and you can't get enough power on it. - Okay. - And then when I was like, you know what, fuck it. I'm gonna change my life. I'm gonna get better at different. So I just get the fucking sponge and get in there. - That's crazy. Is your life changed? Has your life gotten better? - No, I just feel like I feel better about it. Like I feel like it's a cleaner toilet. - Right. - It's definitely not cleaner hands though. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm gonna tell you that. - You are definitely not as clean. - Cleanest toilet in Tokyo as they say.

- Yeah, as who says? - Me. - Me. - I just don't think it's that crazy. - I just can't believe it. - I personally have never heard of anyone who does that. - No. - Really? - Everyone, it's one of two options. It's either no gloves with the long toilet brush or it's gloves with the sponge. - Yeah. - No. - But there was never no glove sponge. That's crazy. That's animalistic. - I don't think it's that crazy. - Well, let's ask around the office. What do you do?

- Long brush, right? - Yeah, long brush. - What do you use? - Long brush, thank you. - But like sometimes, right? - It's fine. - Sometimes it's been a rough, maybe you've had a couple of meals that were a little rough. - The brush doesn't get it out enough. - I think that's more of a question of your diet. - Connor is raw dogging. - I can't believe you guys aren't raw dogging. What the fuck? - Alex, do you long brush?

- Yeah, of course. Thank you. - All of your toilets are not clean enough. - No, it's clean. - I can eat off my toilet. It's so clean. I've flamed the fucking black light on that shit. Nothing. - Maybe it's the black light that's the issue. Ignorance is bliss as they say. - That's true. All right, what's up? - All right, what's the next one? - All right. - My side, it is.

- Feels bad and on Connor's side, it is feels good. - Okay. - Washing the toilet with your bad. - Gosh, taking a shit in Connor's toilet, no. - It would be if that shit would slide off the bowl. Zero coefficient of resistance on my bowl. - A foot massage. - Am I Quentin Tarantino?

- No, you're Connor. So what do you feel about foot massages? - I don't like them. - I also don't like them. You know what, Garnt's that kind of dude. - What dude? - He's that guy. - He's Marcel Swalls. - I don't want people to touch my feet like that. I don't like it. - Is he Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction where he fucking loves the foot massage? - No, no, no. I feel like Garnt hates people touching his feet. It's one of those things that Garnt would just, I could just see Garnt be like, "Nope, don't like it."

- So I think Garnt would say like, it's like a here for Garnt. - Yeah. Are you the kind of person where it's like, I don't know about you, but for me- - I'm not fond of it, but I'll endure it. - Yeah, it hurts for me. - It hurts for me. It hurts for me a lot. - I don't know how people are just like, oh, it doesn't hurt at all. It feels good.

But I don't know. There's a part of me where like, I feel like- - 'Cause Garnt's not open with his feet. Like he doesn't let them breathe. He doesn't like unleash his feet all the time. - That is true. I've only- - I feel like that is more akin of someone who doesn't want their feet being touched. - That is true. I've only caught glimpses of Garnt's grippers. - Whereas Joey's grippers, I've seen them more out and Joey's still like a hero, you know? - Yeah, but I'm just Australian. - Yeah, that's true. But I feel like Garnt doesn't bring his grippers out unless necessary. - True. Okay, I'll agree with that spot. - All right. - Yeah. - Okay. - Let's hope Garnt.

- Oh, yep, yep, okay. - Yeah, yeah, none of us like the feet. - Actually, I think you guys make some assumptions there. I don't mind the feet thing. I hate all massages.

- Really? What? - I don't like massages. - Where would all massages go? - Here. - That's insane. - I just said full massage 'cause it was the first thing that came to mind. This is where all massages go to me. - Bro, you're literally Thai. - I fucking- - They give like the best massages. - Bro, no fucking, okay. As a Thai person, I come out and I feel like I just got beat the fuck out. - That's the best. Thai massages are the best. - Do you like people touching your feet?

- Huh? - Like if Sydney's like, let me touch your feet for whatever reason. Are you like, ew. - Like give me those grippers. I don't mind it. I'm surprised you haven't seen my grippers 'cause I- - No, no, I've seen you do it at your home. - Yeah, in my home. - But I feel like you're not like a guy that's like, first chance you get, unleash the grippers. - Yeah. Oh, that's more because I,

I'm worried I have stinky feet. - I mean, that's an honest reason. - Yeah, I was just like, I'm coming from my own home. - Also because he's been on the internet long enough and he knows he should never give away something for free that he could obviously get some money for. - But like, I just like, I just hate massages. I don't know. - I didn't know that.

- Maybe you just haven't been to a good massage place. - I've been to many massage place, Joey's. - Really? - Joey's. - Joey's. - Joey's. - This is like sexual preference, men or women. Joey's like, "I just don't think you've had a good enough time." - "You just haven't had a good enough massage yet." - I think it's the biggest fucking gaslight of all time. People who just like go to massage and they're just like, "Oh, it feels so good. Oh."

Oh, I feel so much more free. - It is painful, but that is part of the process. - Yeah.

- There's a reason why, you know, as kinky motherfuckers in the Bible would whip themselves. - It's like, yeah. - Feels good. - It's like, yes, I have a pain in my back. Let's just punch me there. - It's not punching, Garth. They press it very harshly. - Yeah, okay. They press it very, very, very hard. - Also, you can usually, in most massage places, you can be like, oh, that's a bit too hard. Can you go softer? - You're too British in this.

- Yeah, you're just like, "Okay, I'm gonna man up and just take it." Yeah. You can ask to go softer, it's fine. - No, it's always been either way too weak or way too fucking painful. - Well then fucking tell them that.

- And I don't know. - Stop being British. - Do you find massages relaxing? I find massages the opposite of relaxing. - I find them relaxing. - I find them relaxing because I get them so like occasionally. Like it's those, if I went every single time then I'd probably start getting used to it and just become like a routine. But because I go so rarely. - Yeah, it's like once a year for me. - Yeah, it's like once or twice a year for me. The rare, like I went to a Thai massage place like a few months ago.

And it was the best fucking thing I've gone to all year. Like it felt so good. They cracked my shoulder blades and you would have thought they'd just like split me in half but it was the best feeling afterwards. It was so good. - I'm like every time I have a, you know someone come visit in Thailand I have a lot of massage places I can recommend which I'm happy enough to do 'cause I know Thailand does very, very good massages. I just fucking hate massages.

- Damn fair. All right, give me that. - I got one too. - Oh, you got one? - Okay, so you do one, I'll do one. - All right. - I got bad mouthfeel versus good mouthfeel. - Oh my God, Joe. - I'm going fully random with this one. All right, here we go. - Okay. - All right, hit me with it. - So Connor's side is good mouthfeel, Garnt's side is bad mouthfeel. The first sip of water in the morning.

- Good this side, yeah? - Yes. - Good that side. Well, that's clearly just good. Like who doesn't love the first- - I mean, it's gotta be like the best. It's like the best. - How much of a Joey Joe fan is Joey? - What's better? - What could be better? - I'm not getting here.

- Yeah, I'm trying to think what is better than the first sip of water in the morning? I can't think of many. - If it was me, first sip of coffee, then first sip of water. - Nah, it's gotta be like something cold. It can't be something like, you don't want something hot in the morning. - Okay, well I'm going there. - Yeah, yeah, I'll go there as well. - All right, I'm on bail. - Let's see where he's put. - Guys, there's not much. - You know what's a better mouthfeel? The first sip of water after you've been drunk as shit.

- That's a better mouthfeel than a first sip of water in the morning. - No, 'cause I feel like I'm like forcing myself to guzzle it down. - Yeah, but that's why it feels good. - Oh, I think this- - It's like, oh, finally liquid that doesn't hurt me. - I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong, Joey. - Look, it's good, but it's not the best. - Yeah, yeah, okay, but like you are- - You think there's this many things that are better? - That is still under the umbrella. - A cup of coffee in the morning I think is better than the first sip of water. - No. - Nah, I agree with that. Nah, he's right there. - It's good, it's not the best though. - Nah. - All right.

- Hydro homies. - Hydro homies. - Real water fans. - Also, you know what's a better mouth feel? Like the first sip of really cold water after you've been sweating on a summer day. - What's up with your sips of water? - Are we just doing a tier list of sips of water now? - Situationally, there are better situations to drink water in. - Is there nothing else that goes in your fucking mouth apart from sips of water, Joey? - I'm not that big of a JoJo fan. - What about drag?

- What did you say? Could you repeat that? - Google recipe for dragon cum. - All right, look at all the recipe for dragon cum. - Can we drink dragon cum on the podcast? - What the fuck? - Dragon cum thick and creamy buns. - Dragon, no, it's dragon cum and it's like, I think it's coffee creamer with,

- Hazelnut, oh yeah. - Yeah, fireball with coffee cream. - That sounds horrible. - It's called dragon cum. - That sounds horrible. Oh my God. - It's dragon cum. - Damn. - Dragon cum, thick and creamy, burns a bit on the way down. You can feel it in your stomach. - That's awesome. - I give it a 10 out of 10. - 10 out of 10, I'm making that when I get home. - You should do it. - That's a patient episode. - All right, all right. - Now I'm gonna do,

- Waste of time, good use of time. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - Is the final prompt for today. Collecting Pokemon cards. - Why are you attacking me like this, bro? - No, I'm not. I'm not attacking you. - Clearly it's the biggest waste of time in the world.

- Right Joey? - Yeah. - You agree with that, right? - My opinion aside, thinking about Connor's opinion, how he is not a collection person. He doesn't collect shit. - Yeah. Except for JoJo stuff. - Yeah, and Twitch subs. - Yeah. - Other than that, he doesn't collect stuff. So definitely it's gonna be on the waste of time side. - Well, Joey, as a Pokemon collector, where would you put it, Joey?

- Where would you put it Joey? - I have fun with it. - Yeah. - So I would probably put it like here. - What can you objectively say that it's a good use of time? - It's a good use of my time. - Can you get- - I have fun with it. - That's what I asked you. Can you objectively say that it is a good use of time? - Depends on what you wanna do with those Pokemon cards. 'Cause some people collect them to sell and try and make profit. - Are you one of those people? - No.

I'm not one of those people 'cause I can't be fucked. I collect them because I think they look cool and they're nostalgic. - All right, so I think- - Smart, knowing Connor, it's definitely more on the waste of time side. - Connor's gonna think it's a waste of time. - Yeah, I'd say even a little bit lower than that. - A little bit lower? - Yeah, I'd say it's like right there. - I agree with that. - Close your eyes. - I can't see it anyway.

- Okay, ready? - All right. - Three, two, one. - Fuck off. - Oh, wait, you think that? - Look, I- - Since when? - It's a hobby. - Show me your binder. Show me your binder right now. - I don't care. - Yeah. - But look, it's a hobby if it makes you happy. I think that's a good use of time. - Damn, you're being very nice.

- I thought you picked that as a- - Yeah, as a road to me. - Do I think you're a loser? No, I think, look, if you like a hobby and you can financially afford it, that's a good thing.

- If it actually brings you joy, then it's great. - Okay. - Man, he's trying so hard not to piss off the TCC. - I thought he was trolling. - I thought he was about to start a war. - Like legit, if you like something, I think there are, that's why like, this is like, this would be like- - What's the best use of your time? - Like if you loved swimming.

- That'd be like the best thing ever. - Sure. - You'd be very healthy. - Sure, sure, sure. - There are no downsides. - Like gym. - Yeah, I think like good use of time is stuff that enriches your life in a way that is objectively meaningful. - What's the worst then? What's the biggest waste of your time? - Being into like cave diving. You won't make it out to have an opinion.

- Cave diving, cave scuba diving. - Underwater cave diving. - Something that is just like, I don't know, being into like MDMA or Coke. Like objectively just not a good use of time. You know what I mean? Like I think here is where it's like, it's in between where it's like,

- Being a sommelier, it's like, eh, it's fine. There's some good things about being into alcohol, but it's a very like, it's on the cusp of being like, you probably shouldn't be into alcohol that much. - Where would you put Pokemon TCG? - Pokemon TCG? - Personally for you. - Good use of time, waste of time. I would put it, yeah, right in that center, I think. - Where would you be being a 35 year old man that's a little too into whiskey?

- A little too into whiskey? I'd say that's more of a waste of time. It depends. - It's funny when you say waste of time. I would think more of, I guess not waste of time, more of unproductive, but waste of time sounds so harsh. - Yeah, waste of time sounds harsh. - I mean, same thing, right? Unproductive, waste of time. - I guess so. Waste of time. - 'Cause when I think whiskey, I'm just like,

you don't really go out with the boys to drink some whiskey. Whiskey is like what you do to appreciate when you buy yourself. - It's a me time. - But I think like, for example, like maybe Pokemon cards, it's non detrimental. There's no- - There's no harm to anything. - I feel like maybe being a little too into whiskey or like alcohol in general, like have like a similar- - What's the definition of too into whiskey?

- Like if you're a sommelier, that's your job. You've made it work. You've hit the jackpot. If you're like, you collect whiskey, you drink it every night. It's like, maybe you should chill out. - So an alcoholic. - Well, you're getting close. You're getting very, very close. - You're getting close, yeah. - You're getting worried. Like you're on the cusp of alcoholism where it's like, is this really worth this being your hobby? Maybe you should find a different hobby. - Is this a hobby or is this coping? - Yeah, it's like we're getting close. - Look, look, look. As someone who is into wine, I can objectively say that this is

- I like beer, but I wouldn't say it's a hobby 'cause I don't care to fucking remember anything about it. I just like drinking it. - Yeah, right. - It's a social thing. - I didn't get into wine to appreciate it. I got into wine because- - But people who are like, my personality is wine. I'm like, that's a fucking waste of time. You should just get something else that's not detrimental to your life. - Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. - Or like, I don't know, being into cigars.

- Well, I think that's objectively a waste of time. - Yeah, yeah, it is. - Or, you know. - But like, okay, where would you put like most hobbies? Can you even like tier list hobbies? - I think most hobbies are here 'cause most hobbies don't ruin your life.

- Well, it depends how heavy you go into the hobby. - And how much you can spend. The only reason my Pokemon cards is here, but maybe could be like a here, is that for some people they might spend way too much money. So I think the perfect hobby is one that is maybe like a sporty one where you don't spend as much money. - Okay, here's the thing. Where would you put gaming?

- I think gaming is like the perfect like here. It's like, you could be the person who plays it occasionally and you get a lot out of it. You get to see a cool medium. It's like movies. But if you game like I do, it's probably down here. But then I made it my job, so we're back here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We're back here. - We're back. - We bounced back. - When I used to play League of Legends during like fucking when I should be working. Yeah, gaming is like a down here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think gambling would have been like less detrimental to my life. You know what I mean? - At least you have a chance to get something. - Hobbies are totally like, but like generally hobbies, they're good. - It's good to have a hobby. - It's about controlling. There's a balance. - And speaking of your hobby, you should join the Trash Taste Patreon.

- Look at all these people have made supporting Trash Taste on Patreon a hobby. - Yes sir. - They're enjoying it. - Yeah. - Calm out, Joe. - It's a great use of your time. That should be all the way at the end over here. Do you know why? Because not only are you supporting the show, but you're getting weekly exclusive Patreon content. In fact, we have a brand new one for you guys right now where we actually did another little session of Wavelength. But hey, if you want to check that out as well as a bunch of other Patreon exclusive content, head on over to patreon.com/trashtaste.

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