Ep 201: Just A Whole Lot Of Conjecture
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Tickle tickle goes my pickle. Nude skydiving is kind of sick. Yeah, it's my cheese. I'm really happy about it. I like it when you call me just Papa. Okay. Buckle up. There we go. There's the sound.

I knew it was there. Because what happened last week? What happened last week, Blake? I think this is going to be irrelevant because I was playing soundboard cues. You guys just couldn't hear them. Oh, so we get the surprise. Will you go overboard this week? We just do it like my favorite ad nauseum. Absolutely. Ooh. Get up and come down with the sickness. Ugh.

Ad nauseum? I did word of the day last week. Oh, yeah. And I forgot at the very end to ask you guys what you thought my word of the day was. Did you use it? I used it several times. And I used it seamlessly into... It was gone. No, uh...

I used it several times and you guys did not get it. I mean, I didn't bring it up at the end, so maybe you would have gotten it. I had no idea. Yeah, it didn't feel like any words were out of your vocabulary. It was cohesive. Cohesive. I said cohesive several times. Okie dokie.

I was like, we're not making a cohesive point. I was saying a lot of cohesive words. I don't know if I would have flagged that word. But now that I know that this is a game that we're playing every single podcast, I will be listening to what you say. I'm going to get you. I'm going to do a word of the day today.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Good. Okay. Yeah. Look at him take this in. I'm going to do a word of the day. I like that cohesive. I mean, what is this website? Like, this is... Oh, you're getting it from somewhere? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought you were making them up. Is it called, like, smartwords.com? Like, up your vocab? No. That shit's important. Is it one of those little calendars? Well, don't look, because you're going to see what the words of the...

the possible word of the day is going to be. And then you're going to be like, Adam, if you think I'm going to go, are you that worried? To win? Wordoftheday.com? Just to win? Is it wordoftheday.com? I don't give a fuck. I'm just wondering how, like, what website is saying, like, cohesive. I don't give a fuck enough to ask. Well, I'm just like, cohesive doesn't sound like... I'm going to come. It's Merriam-Webster.

It's a dictionary. I'm going there right now. Dot com? No, don't look, Kyle. I want to guess. I want to guess. When Adam says vibrant a couple of times, you're going to know what it is. No, it'll be pretty easy. Dude, I love the big word that you pull. They're like, what's going to be a crazy word? Bro, cohesive is not a crazy big word. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, what is this website? Like fucking vocabulary for dummies? It's Merriam-Webster. I mean...

Yeah, it's a dictionary website. That sounds cool. It's a dictionary, yeah. Changes every day. Ders, what was that word that you said? Is it ag-nauseum or ad-nauseum? What is that word? Ad. I thought it was at. Ad-nauseum. Ad-nauseum seems like a word that would be on this thing because you just don't hear it, at least in the circles I travel in. You don't hear it. Right.

Fuck it. But what is it? What is it? What do you mean? Ad nauseum. I thought it was ad nauseum. Like a lot or like kind of like redundant, like repeated. And is it ad? I think it's ad nauseum. Ad? Is it like Latin or some shit? Oh, ad nauseum. Yeah. Well, nauseum, maybe it makes you nauseous. For sure. I think I'm with Blake. I think I've been saying that wrong my entire life.

Like ad nauseum. Like you, it's so much you're nauseous. Yeah. That's what I thought. You're like almost sick about how much it's being used. Right. Yeah. That's what I can pull from that. I'm at nauseam. Okay. I'm about to look it up. Yeah. And by the way, I think it's ad nauseum. It's actually a sick name for a club. Yeah. Ad nauseum. Nauseam. Oh, wow. Yeah. It is. It is ad nauseum. Okay. Ad nauseum. Wonderful. Yeah.

You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Adam, that's what we call you behind your back.

Call me Ad Nauseam. Are you talking about Ad Nauseam Design? Damn, that's a sick-ass DJ name. Ad Nauseam? DJ Ad Nauseam? But it's hella weird, because it's like Big A, small D, big N. Well, then I guess it's not him we're talking about. What the fuck? So that's also like how I spell my name. Big D, lower E, capital V. Whoa, dude, this is getting weird. You are so dumb. This is a fucking episode of Are You...

afraid of the dark it means to nausea i'm a i'm a dumbass that's what it means so and it is yeah it's latin you're crushing it there's you're crushing it i mean most words are but we were you adam is right yeah yeah yeah guys great job early fucking congrats and pats on the back this is unbelievable we got to the bottom of that i feel like this tricycle was turned into a car

early pats on the back. This is insane. My friends are a hell of a way smaller, smarter than I thought. The energy is palpable, baby. The energy is We are also a hell of a way smaller. Whoa, you guys are way hell of a smaller in person. I'm 5'11", dude. This feels good.

way hella small or hella way? Is that what you're saying? Hella way? I feel like Adam just dropped the vocabulary word and we weren't listening. Oh yeah, what'd he say? Did you drop it? I just saw him smile because we weren't listening. He was like, oh fuck, I gotta say it again at some point. Oh my god!

I don't know. I don't know. I'm going off of facial tics. It's like poker. Yeah, I like this. This is a fun game. And Adam's smiling right now because I think I'm right. And now he's just trying to figure out how to use it again. Now he's trying to fake smile, but I've already found the tell. I found the tell. He has to smile the whole pod. I'm just saying it's a cohesive podcast that we're doing that sometimes is in shambles. Okay.

Oh, God. I hope it's not shambles. Are you throwing out red herrings now? It's shambles. I feel like, well, that's conjecture, my friend. Oh, okay. This is good. Oh, boy. I think it's conjecture. He's not pulling conjecture out of nowhere. Shambles, he says a lot. And the energy is palpable. Palpable. Wait a minute. Like, he would say, I'm in shambles. It's definitely conjecture, so the game's over. Conjecture is...

it yeah and he's not smiling now because i got and this is uh good we'll find out at the end of the podcast okay stay tuned all right all right good we'll be listening i'm saying stay tuned i can't wait i hope it's i hope it's not conjecture conjecture is just not in it's just not in there

I'm sorry. Shambles is. Shambles is in there. That's Adam's vernacular for shizzle. Yes, sir. Yeah. My vernacular is pretty dope. I might not know how to say it properly, but I know what it means. Say it properly or use it properly. Both. Either one. Yeah.

It's tough. I would say normally I don't know how to say it properly, but I'm using it properly. You just don't pronounce it. I don't pronounce it right. I think I know what I'm trying to say or what the word means, but I don't know. I butcher the actual speaking number.

Like my dad. My dad the other day, I call my son Bo. That's his name. So that's what I'm calling him. Call me by my name. His little nickname is Bobo. Could you just say his name twice? It's cute. It's like a little baby thing. Little Bobo. That meant titty in my house growing up. Go ahead. Really? Titty? Bobos? Bobos? I would say Wambos. You're a monster. Wambos!

That's been established. Yeah. And you can decide the rules in your house. Your boobs are huge. Yeah. But this is, but this is a, I feel like I get this from my dad where I just might every once in a while, just absolutely butcher a word that is pretty easy to say.

I go, I FaceTime with my parents. I go, yeah, little Bobo. And my mom goes, oh, my God, that's so cute. That's his little nickname, Bobo. And I'm like, yeah, little Bobo. And I'm holding him. And my dad goes, little booblao. It's a bagel. Right. But it's like it got caught. He goes, oh, my God, look at him. Little boob.

Wow. That shit's important. What happened? Is he trying to make it, like, change the name? I think it just came out wrong, and then he got stuck, and then it came out really wrong. It was Boo, which isn't his name, but close, but close. Boo and Bo. Boo, and then it got stuck, and then he's like,

Adam, I know you're making fun of him, but the throat cancer, it's back. Blue Blout. It's not back. It's not back. I like Blue Blout. Yeah, I think I have that. I think that's...

I get that from my father. I feel like a lot of grandparents are named that way. It's like whatever the grandkids end up calling them, it ends up being like Goblaw or whatever. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I feel like you come into it having a name, a nickname in mind, but then it becomes the name it's going to be. Roost.

Through hiccups and slip-ups. My mother-in-law wants to be called Kiki. Okay. Kiki, do you love me? Why, I don't know. Big Drake fan? Big Drake fan? I don't know. Coming to the stage next. Gotcha, bitch! Totally. And my dad goes...

good luck with that one. You're going to be Grandma Kinky. And I'm like, oh, for sure. For sure she is. Kinky's cool. I like that. I'm sorry. Where's Kinky coming from besides your dad right now? My dad. My dad. Yeah.

Who else is going to... Bo's not going to be kinky. What Dennis is saying is he's going to call her kinky. Maybe he's a divine boy. Words might come out wrong sometimes. He's a bank robbing pervert on the loose. Your boobs are huge. I think your dad's just saying that he's going to call her kinky. He's like, it's going to happen. He's going to take the power back. But he has a choice. I know. Exactly.

A choice to make a really good bit. A really good bit in the family. Dude, he doesn't have a choice. It'll just come out that way with my father. Fair enough. Blue Blow. Baby Blue Blow. Blue Blow. I mean, it's kind of a surprise. I'm kind of into it. Yeah, it's kind of hard, dude. I've never heard that before. Little Bobo. Oh, yeah. Look at him, little boot.

Kiki's a cool grandma name. That is a cool grandma name. I think that's dope. Have we done grandma names? I know we've done actual names, but did we do nicknames? Nucky Grandma! Like what our grandmas were? Yeah, like I had a Meemaw and a Gigi. That's right. You had cool ones. I didn't have any. It was just Grandma and Grandpa. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't either. I had Nana. Nucky Grandma! Nana and Gramps. That was one side.

Pretty good. Yeah, Nana was chill. By the way, I didn't even name my grandparents or my grandfathers because one was dead and the other one was just Papa. Oh, Papa. Damn. Pretty standard. Big Papa. Papa. Did you say Big Papa or just Papa? Yeah, BP. He didn't like it when I called him Big Papa. I didn't throw my hands in the air. That's weird. I didn't wave them anywhere. That's weird. I love it when you call me just Papa. Were you chunking or did you have a little divine in you when you said Papa?

Because there was a weird hesitation. Or was that a chunk? Because he goes, I like it when you call me Big Pop. Papa. I think it might have been a chunk. Oh, okay. Might have been a chunk. Might have been a chunk. Okay. All right. I like a big pause between the pause. That's pretty sick. Yeah.

Pause. I like it when you call me just Papa. I like it when you call me just Papa. Wait, I've got to give him some points. Yes, points! There we go. I like that. Still really trying to navigate Kyle being back here. I'm trying to like, I heard what you guys said at the end of last episode and I'm kind of trying to sit back and let the wheels go. You know what I mean? Yeah, last week. Don't even remember it.

Yeah. That's so convoluted at this point. That is so convoluted. It's conjecture. It's all conjecture at this point. I just feel really conjectured about it. I would like to pay homage to last week. It was really, it was kind of fun to bring Kyle back into the fold. I'm here listening. And you get to kind of peek behind the curtain and see like,

How the really the wheels turn for us. Tight when he goes to the wheel. The wheels turn, baby. And just see inside the brains of this podcast, which was rated the funniest podcast. The best comedy podcast. Yeah, Kyle. As soon as Kyle left, it became the funniest. As soon as Kyle left, we're winning awards. Oh, but that's not.

That's not based on me being gone in those moments, is it? It was, I think. The most crowded podcast, 2025. Is it based on when I'm out? Because it's all G. I can dip. I think so. No, no, no. They were explicit.

about that yeah see ya i can dip yeah no we don't want you to it's fine we don't we as a friend we like yeah we don't do this for the awards by the way yeah it's not about awards as a friend we we love you here and we're not in it for the awards okay it's about friendship yeah it's about the friendship yeah i'm here to do whatever unless like the awards start to stop then it's gonna be like okay a little hard on the friendship if we lose next year you're out

You're gone. Okay, fair. I'm going to hold you to that. You're a brother to us. Gotcha, bitch. You're a brother to us. You're like kin to us.

You know, like kin, kinfolk. Kin, huh? Yeah, kin. What Adam's doing now is like hitting refresh on the website and using a bunch of words, and then he's going to try and use that against us later, and I don't like it at all. This is the way. All I'm saying is you're like kin. Because kin homage, we know these. We know these. Kin, huh? Well, thanks. Thanks for saying that, Adam. Whether it's a word of the day or not, I appreciate being your kinfolk. I think he's going back through the last few days now. All right.

What else you got there, buddy? He's definitely looking on his laptop. And the way that dimple's popping, I'm like, got him. Yeah. I'm sorry. I mean, we build up, you know, because for a while, I feel like the fans, they build up Kyle as if he's some sort of demagogue. But you're just a man. Demagogue? Or demigod? Yeah, demagogue. Is it demagogue or demigod? It's demagogue. This is the way. And what is a demagogue, since you got the definition right there? I don't know. I can look it up. It's G-O-U-G-U-E. Is that right? Demagogue?

Demi Moore. I love it. And then Gog. Demi Gog. Yes, that's exactly. Yes, points. Hit him with the points for Demi Moore. I got him. It's D-E-M-A-G-O-U-G-E. G-E-M-A-G-O-G-U-E. Right.

You're a stupid dumbass. I don't know what that word means. I've heard it throughout my life. Demagogue. It's a dishonest leader who appeals to people's emotions. So that's what people thought Kyle was. That is not what I thought. How prescient. Yeah. Yeah, the arugula. Oh, that's good, though. They thought that I was a dishonest leader.

But I'm actually not. Yeah. You're appealing to people's emotions, toying with them by being gone. Oh, so that's what I am. You were a demigod. But then you came back. You came back. I was demigod. I was demigod. And in fact, I didn't really know the definition before I said it. I just, I thought it was...

I kind of thought that a demigod was like a someone that you put on a pedestal so I would have gotten that definition wrong I think that's demigod I think that that is a word but it's demigod that's a semi-god yeah semi-god demigod gotcha bitch you are so dumb yes points it's science I love finding out cause you know when someone says a word and you just kind of nod your head cause you're like am I gonna slow this down and be like what does that mean

You just go, yeah, yeah. I didn't think about it like that, but when you say it, yeah. It's good to get this out in the open and learn. Did any of your parents call Parmesan Parmesan?

That was big in my household. My wife says Parmesan. Okay. Parmesan. Yeah. Parmesan. Yeah. I grew up here in Parmesan, and that was, I kind of want to bring it back. Wow. No, didn't really get that in my parts. You didn't have Parmesan cheese? Well, both are way, she says Parmesan. Parmesan. Parmesan. Why did she put that extra flair on it? Parmesan cheese? Parmesan? You talking to me? Yeah.

No idea. She just got it wrong and stuck with it. I bet Parmesan is right. I don't know if it's wrong. I don't know if it's closer to how it's pronounced. Parmesan.

where it's made or whatever. In Italy? Italy, right? Yeah. That's Parmesan. Parmesan. Or if she's just a Steve Zahn fan and like, this is just another way to get in there. Yeah, just another way. Oh, righty then. Steve Zahn Parmesan, dude. Damn. He should start his own cheese. That's, that's a product. That's a fucking product. Steve Zahn. Yeah, it's my cheese. Arlo,

I'm really happy about it. I worked with him all last year. I hung out with Steve Zahn quite a bit. Did he talk about his cheese company? Yeah, he didn't mention his cheese company. He's way more of a country guy than I thought. He lives on a farm. Yeah, that's what I heard, too. Yeah, he lives on a farm. Minnesota? No, in Kentucky. Ooh. I want to do that. That'd be fun for a year. And he says he just kind of like...

with his tractors and like finds arrowheads and shit. He's just like, I have a great life. He owns like a couple hundred acres and just like, he's just like, I'm going to go like get rid of that tree and like work, cut this stump up. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. That is cool. Cause then you get the, you have the barn full of all the heavy machinery and you get to operate that shit and do whatever you want to do out there. That's fun. Yeah.

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You know, I also sat next to Jeff Foxworthy once on a flight. He told me literally the exact same thing. He has a farm outside of Atlanta in Georgia, and he just kind of just has some tractors and just drives around on tractors all damn day. Yeah. You want to feel like you have a purpose when in reality you're just...

hoe in some ground. I feel like for me, I wouldn't like... I think I would like to have a lake. I feel like I could be an old man and just go fishing every day, but just driving a tractor all day, I think I would have to rob a bank at some point.

Yeah, that seems so conjunctive. Yeah. So conjunctive. That's not doing it for you. Yeah. You got to have a purpose if you're driving the tractor, man. That's conjecture. You got to be like, I'm making a road from here to the lake. I'm doing that. That's my purpose right now. It just seems like a big sandbox, right? That's all it is.

Yeah, that is. But then you end up like fucking Hawkeye. What's his name? Renner? Renner, yeah. Jeremy. Plowing his own shit and like, God damn. Dude like ran over himself and I guess he's back, right? No, I don't think he ran over himself. I think he was like saving someone. It tipped over. No one knows. I thought he was saving somebody too. I thought he was. I thought he was like pulling them out of the snow and then he got like ran over by the plow. I mean, that might have been the PR machine. I'm just kidding. True. I don't know.

I thought he had a snowplow and then got caught in the snowplow. Yes, I think it tipped back over. It's a crazy conjecture. I think the less we know, the better. Yeah, conjecture. What's the function? All I know is he was rocking cool glasses when he was like, I'm all right. Yeah, he rocked, dude. That's all I know. And we're throwing up that picture here. Okay, so technically he was rescuing his nephew. Thank you. That's big. Thank you.

I will accept your apology. But it wasn't like rescuing rescuing. It's not like he was like drowning. What define rescue? Well, he was stuck in a car during a bad storm. So he's just trying to dig the car out. It's not like a rescue. He was going to his nephew who was in a stuck car. Yes. So Renner used the plow to rescue his nephew. That seems pretty dangerous. Yeah.

You could freeze to death. To you, you wouldn't even rob a bank, you bitch. Well, I don't know what that would be like to be covered in snow. I mean, there was snow out here and it was fucking cold as shit, dude. I don't think that would be fun. I mean, you guys didn't grow up around snow. So like, you get stuck in cars sometimes. Okay. Wake up! I mean. And it's no thing? I mean, it's not awesome. It's not great. It's no thing. It's no thing? You figure it out. Hold on. Hold on. Cheers.

I got you for that. Yes, points! But it's like, I'm sure he could get out of the car. I think that he was just trying to get his car out of the snow. Right. You know what I mean? It's not like he's rescuing his life. He's like... Yeah, he's trying to, like, tow it or something. Right. Yeah, I want to get my car out. I want to move the car. By the way, Renner must have been so pumped to be like, I can finally use that snow plow. Yeah, that thing sounded sick, dude. Yeah.

That was brutal. Yeah, so after successfully towing his nephew's vehicle, Renner exited the plow, and then it rolled towards him, crushing him. Fuck. So that sucks. Yeah, that sucks. It's good for him to be back on the mend. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah. Yeah, that would be a bummer. I don't think I would want more than four acres.

pull back four acres is fine how big is that what is an acre an acre was like my house out in in calabasas that was an acre like that's what i'm on right now is one okay in danville too rub it in you need another four inches but so four is good four is a good size but i don't know i feel like 30 is the right play you need another four inches

I'll go to state parks. I'll go to other... Niagara Falls. They can deal with it. I don't want to have to police 30 acres and go for a fence ride and make sure shit's tip-top. Yeah. That's a lot of snakes. It's a lot. It's a lot of work. You're basically taking care of a fucking park. You're right. That's what it is. Or basically...

I mean, if you have enough money for all these acres, maybe you have enough money to build an old wild west town and you can sort of live out your fantasies. Here we go. Right, right. Bank robbing or whatever. You know what I mean? You could really build. So if you have 100 acres, you could build like an old city street, like an old New York timey city street. So you could have old timey gangster shootouts for fun with your friends. By the way, this is the show. This is so sick.

This is a show about the people who work at the fake ranch on a billionaire's farm, and they just sit around waiting for him to come back in town and pretend to rob the bank and pretend to put a gun, but then someone does get killed. Then one day it's real. I mean, imagine being... Oh, it'd be so fun to be a crazy eccentric billionaire. A what? Eccentric billionaire. Is that the word? No. No.

Adam, you know it's eccentric, not eccentric. Wait a minute. It's with an X? Eccentric? No, it's just not pronounced eccentric. I think it's E-C-X. Yeah, eccentric. It's E-C-C, right? Yeah, eccentric. I don't think people say eccentric. Okay. I don't think so either. And you're very eccentric. Blake, how would you say it? Blake? I would go eccentric.

But I'm dumb. Okay, well, three against one. And you caught me. That's one of the words I say wrong and have said wrong my entire life. But you're using it in the right way, so you're right. But we've been discussing it. It's kind of fun. I'm using it in the right way. It just happened right in the wild. Yeah, yeah. Eccentric. Wow. Look at us. It would be fun to be an eccentric. Look at him go. Hit me with the gambler.

Eccentric. Eccentric, yeah. She sounds kind of cool. Yes, she's hot. It would be fun to be an eccentric billionaire. Yeah. Because then you could have like a stable of actors to like, that are always kind of you in your bunkhouse that are always there. And then you're like, okay, hey, we're going to the old Wild West, you know, lot today. And you go to the lot as if it's a movie studio lot. But then like-

Maybe you come in, maybe you just go to the saloon and kick it. You know, maybe you're just kicking out the saloon, playing some cards. Maybe, maybe you decide to rob a bank. Maybe there's a shootout in the, you know, in the main thoroughfare. Right. Okay. Yeah, I see that. Yeah. This is like Sean, not Sean Penn, Michael Douglas in the game, right? Like it's all kind of choreographed. Yeah. Like it gets real enough.

You're kind of pitching your own like Wild West Epstein Island. What you're saying. Yeah. Well, not Epstein Island. It's above the board. It's above the board. Yeah. You're not fucking children. It's not. I don't know why you always have to talk about fucking children. Kyle's always talking about eating children. It's not about. I didn't say that. There are children. You're just not fucking them. Yeah. You're not fucking them. There's child actors. I was just saying like your own private area.

Right. Yeah. Okay. I don't know why you immediately go to Epstein when you think of an own private area. Like there's people that just have a farm and shit. You know, it doesn't need to be for fucking kids. I don't know, man. It's just say,

I just feel like it's like a place where we all know what it is, and it's like very private. Yeah, I don't know that much about what it is. And I've said before on another podcast, I would like also how fun would it be to like blow stuff up, like have your own rocket launchers. Yeah, we've got, yeah. I remember also that's just something I was like,

To what end? There's not even a small part of you that just wants to blow stuff up with rocket launchers. Not really. Man, that is so absurd to me. What does it do for you? It's fun. Fun. Oh, dude, I bet it's so sick. Oh, yeah, it's so sick. It's science, dude. That's like big science. That's hella fun. It's science. It's science. I think about when we were on jet skis after Shark Week. I went out and I was like, yeah.

Doesn't do anything for me. Well, no, the jet skis were fucking awesome, dude. Yeah. Those are rad. Wait, right. I don't get that much out of jet skis, I guess. What do you like? What really? What do you get you going? Like, what gets your heart pumping? What gets you going? Because because we've established that, like, you're not a big adrenaline guy. Yeah. Seems.

So what gets you going? Because I think adrenaline is a pretty universal thing that most young, virile men. I don't need to blow anything up. Riding a jet ski. I don't know. What gets your blood boiling? What gets your heart pumping? Because I could list like 10 things that get me excited. What gets Anders Holm excited here?

What gets him really in fight or flight mode? I don't know. I mean, I feel like... Airplane ride? Sad life. I just don't...

Get excited. I don't know. Yeah, I don't. If you're seeking adrenaline, man, what are you going to do? Are you running? High dive? Are you jumping off of something high? What's going on? Yeah. Do you like to jump off high things into water and you know it's safe, but it's kind of fun to jump off like a 30-foot thing? Like a high dive or something? Yeah. I've done that, but it doesn't do anything for me.

Oh, man. Dead inside. True robot. What about holding your breath for a really long time? Does that do it for you, Blake? No, but I'm trying to think of swimming activities, things you could do in the water. I mean, yeah, I guess like competing. Competing? Yeah, it's competition. Competing.

Yeah, but that's not the same. Like, that's not the same as like blowing something up like a. I agree. I don't need to blow anything up. I just. What about paintball? Paintball is fun, but that's competing to me. But are you going to what if what if like we were like, dude, I got 100 acres and I'm about to blow up this fucking oil tanker out here and.

come on out and do it would you are you saying that you i understand you're how far is the drive the fucking 30 minutes dude it's nothing it's a phone call 20 minutes it's out okay yeah yeah but if you told me to drive two hours to see that i don't think i would give a fuck i remember a friend of mine in like eighth grade was like okay dude i wish i could just go into a crate and barrel with a bat and just break everything and i was like oh yeah i like destroy rooms that's cool

Yeah, I was like, not interested. See, that to me, I've had the opportunity to do that. I want to. It was stupid. I didn't even care for it. I was like, you know what?

You're such a destructive person. I feel like you would like that. Adam just starts picking plates up and walking out with them. These are nice. It's a good play. What didn't do it? What was the circumstance, Adam, that it didn't do it for you? Cause it seemed kind of dumb. I wish I had a gun and they were bank employees. Right. Oh, okay. Uh,

First of all, there was nothing like that fun to break. It was just like, yeah, that's a plate. I've like dropped a plate before. Like I break it. There's no one's face to put a gun in. This is boring. Yeah, there's no faces. Yeah. But I thought what I like about my idea to blow up planes from the sky that are on man's their fly. They're drones. They're drones. Adam is referencing a

A thing from many podcasts ago where it's like, if you had a billion dollars, what would you do? Right. Yeah. And immediately I said, and I've had this fantasy of like, I would live on a giant farm and I'd have planes that come over that would just fly over and like angel highway or angel airs and it's unannounced. And I have to quickly grab my rocket launcher and shoot at the, the planes. How big are these planes?

All different sizes. 747. But if they're big, they're higher. So it's harder. It is harder. Gotcha, bitch! But I think it'd be fun because I like shooting things. I think it's fun, the marksmanship of it. And I think it'd be fucking sick. And I think I could do it. I think it's like a skill that I have in me. Because I am naturally just a good shot when I'm shooting guns.

And I think I could do it. So you don't even have to be right up in front of someone to put a gun in their face. And to do that and to hit it, I think would be wildly satisfying. Yeah, that's pretty fun. Yeah. Well, yeah, they're so high up in the air and they're moving at such a rate. It's a game at that point. All your friends have rocket launchers. You're like, I bet I could hit it first. That's fucking fun. I mean, I'm totally. Thank you, Blake. I'm glad. I'm glad I got one. And I'll rob people with you. I think that you're going to have to have a lot of land. And guess what?

It's competition, Durse. It is a competition, you know? That's fun. It's whoever hits it first. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Wait, Durse, you've never bungee jumped or jumped out of an airplane? Nothing like that, correct? I've never bungee jumped or jumped out of an airplane. Okay. But, like, look, I swam with sharks. You did do it. We're not saying you're yellow belly. We're just saying, like. No, you're not.

It's just not. But I'm not even saying I'm like Mr. Bravery. It just doesn't like get me going. But the driving with sharks wasn't, that didn't, that wasn't exciting. I think that stuff's so exciting. I love doing it. I was, my heart was pumping when I was not. When we first went down, when we shark dived together, and we first, it was, I think it was one of our very first dives. We went sharking. Yeah.

uh it was like that that remember i don't know maybe i was the only one that thought that it was like an ancient ship like an old shipwreck and turns out it was from like 2006 or something yeah um and we're like oh this ain't because it was like all rusted and gnarled looking and we scuba dive down there and we hang on to the side yeah and then and then our boy andre who was like

feeding the sharks in this metal suit. These sharks are like biting his arm and shit. And he's just like shaking them off. It was wild. And there was like 60 sharks and there were like five, 10 feet away from it. It was a shark. It was a shark NATO. It was, it was a true shark NATO. I thought, I mean, to me, I was like, that was wildly exciting. Your heart's racing. There's all these crazy sharks everywhere is pretty cool. I love that. I did it. I never need to do it again. Um,

Yeah, it was awesome. But like, I just. Yeah. What about like a really good book? Does that kind of get you going? No. No. Blake, between me holding my breath and reading any other real humdingers. I'm I'm grasping for straws here. Well, I understand what he's doing because because we're going I'm going the one way, the blowing stuff up and, you know,

Yeah, it's like maybe you are enthralled by... The crazy, the sharks, or this. And he's going the super boring route. And so far, nothing in the middle. How about this? You know what gets me going is creating things. I guess I'm just not like a... I was going to ask that. I'm not like a destructor. I'm not like a... I'd rather create something. If we're in the writer's room and we start putting a...

episode together and coming up with shit and it's like oh shit that and like feathering things together and being like wow this actually really fucking works and then like getting jokes doing a punch up with you guys was always like

fun. That is to me is exciting. Well, that I mean, that was very fun for me, too. It doesn't mean we can't also like to do the other. No, they're not mutually exclusive. I didn't I didn't say no one's ever said this. Exactly. Yeah. These are these are not mutually exclusive. The questions I keep asking you, Adam, are like, what do you get out of it? What I get out of like critical

creating episodes of TV is that it's fucking cool. It didn't exist. Now it does. You're like Oppenheimer. It's an expression of all of our combined skills and all this stuff. And then people get to see it and they get something out of it. Shooting down an airplane to me doesn't... There's no value add for me. Sure, sure, sure, sure. It's like a fleeting thing that happened that then you're like...

bigger plane. Right. You know, I don't know. Yeah. Who's going to clean it up? I guess it's Adam. Adam, who's going to clean it up? That's the rush. That's the next thing. Who's going to clean it up? That's the next problem. Dude, Blake, if I could clean up an airplane. No, no, no. The thing is, is you live on it on 2000 acres and this is let it rot. It's part of the graveyard and then it's back into the earth. And that's part of life.

That's the circle of life. You put a plane into the ground. I get that. And then you use the wreckage and you get dent and it goes back to my creative instincts. You get to shoot a movie or a TV show around the wreckage. Like that part in the Universal City...

From Lost? You guys aren't all that different because Ders is talking about creating and Adam is actually doing that right now with his whole imagination. He's creating for the podcast right now. Before Workaholics, when I was a coach, I think that that's super fucking cool to coach somebody and then see them

progress and get the thing that they want, that's super exciting to me to be like, dude, you fucking did it. Or do that. Because I know that's what we are now. Yes, very good. I like that. That's a rush to me. To see somebody put it all together and be like, dude, you surprised yourself. Kind of sick, huh?

I agree. I agree. That's cool. That and peeing on homeless people just for the rush. There we go. Just to see what fucking happens. Something, dude. Thank you. Something, dude. It's going up like in a grocery store with a stapler and then just like fucking hitting somebody with it. Hitting all the watermelon. I mean, for sure. For sure, dude. I mean, obviously, I like to go to... I mean, we're looking for something exciting. There's not coaching...

Yeah, but if you walk into a grocery store with a stapler... No, no, no. I'm not talking about the process of coaching. I'm talking about the moment where the process has paid off. That's fucking exciting for me. Yeah, I can see that. Where you're like, oh shit, they're in a race, they're playing a game, and they fucking get the W, and you're like, oh damn, man, we worked for this, and it paid off. This is fucking cool. I think to Adam's shooting...

Airplanes down, like, if it was, like, some sort of stunt that had to be coordinated that we pulled off, that's kind of more interesting to me. Yeah. Well, it's less about the coordination, like, it's more like a skill that you have, like, don't you, wouldn't, I mean, I also think I like shooting bows and arrows. Nothing's exploding, but I think I would like...

knowing that I could reach out and shoot this thing and hit that bullseye from this far away. You're just a marksman. Yeah. I think I would like that. I think that I would have just as much fun shooting bows and arrows than rocket launchers at 747s. Right. It's almost the same thing. So the same amount of fun, which for you is zero amount of fun we've established. You don't like it. No, because if we're competing and like, yeah, that's kind of fun. So you would like it.

If it's the same amount of fun, you would also like to shoot rocket launchers at planes. But what I'm saying is I don't need it to be that. It doesn't have to be that. Well, what if it is just one day? You go to somebody's house. What if you just go to somebody's house and that's what they're doing? It could be fun. But Durza's saying if he gets 100 pieces of adrenaline from shooting an arrow, he's going to get 100 pieces of adrenaline from shooting a fucking... I don't know what he's talking about.

from shooting a fucking like a plane. It's the same, right? Are you saying that the same amount of adrenaline is excreted from your glands, your adrenal glands in those two situations, right? Good word. Funny how this guy knows about adrenal glands. Yeah. Don't bring your baby eating vocab here, dude. Adrenal.

Yeah, don't bring that baby eating vocab. You're saying you get the same though, right? That's what you're saying. Am I on the right path there? What I'm saying is that if, Adam, if you called me up and were like, yo, come on by, we're shooting bows and arrows, I'll be like, okay. And if you said, yo, come on by, we're going to shoot down a 747, maybe there's like a sliver more of me that's like, I guess I got to go see these dudes shoot down a 747. Only because it's like...

That's fucking crazy. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. I don't think I'm going to be. I don't know. Yeah.

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I've also messed with some Tannerite. You guys ever messed with Tannerite before? Oh yeah, where you shoot it and it explodes? And it explodes. It's unreal. We did it. We go on a hunting trip once a year with my family and friends and there's like 15 of us that go

And we put a bunch of Tannerite inside of a pumpkin and we took an AR 15 and shot it and it exploded. It was so loud that I could busted windows out of our cabin. Like the windows just shattered. It was insane. It's shattered the windows of your cabin of the cabin. Yeah. Did you do it like right outside the cabin or what? No, it was like 50 yards down.

You got something against pumpkins? There's a lot of tannerite. I didn't mix the tannerite, but it was a hell of a lot. I just want to know whose idea was to put it inside of a pumpkin and what the fuck's up with that. Yeah, what does a pumpkin do to you? I think it was just around, so we were looking for something to put it inside of. I have another question. I'm glad I wasn't around. Put it inside George's mouth.

Get him! He's around! Ders, are you factoring that, like, the room for error? The room for error of an airplane shootdown with... That could be way messy and way horrible compared to... No, no, no. The room for error. We're not...

Looking for room for error. We're not talking about last week about how I also have to be a murderer to rob banks. We're not going down in the weeds with it. I'm just now remembering that. We're not going in the weeds with it. No, I'm not trying to do that. I'm just wondering if the larger scale it gets, the more room for error, or even just cost of it.

is that factoring in at all or it's just no no there's no there's no cost i'm only addressing the like the what adam's talking about like getting a a fucking rush out of it like fuck yeah i don't know if i would have that that rush so if you if you are uh let's say we're all at a rock quarry yep we're at a beautiful rock quarry and we are kentucky maybe and we are uh

jumping off a cliff into the water and it's a hell of a drop. It's, let's say, 40 feet. It's a drop drop. You gotta leap off. That won't be exciting for you. I feel like I could do that all day long and have a great time with my friends and it would just be a fucking sick-ass afternoon. I feel like I could do that all damn day.

Yeah, I think at a certain point I'd be like, we did it.

So there's some interest, though. So there is some interest up until a certain point. That's just fun. I mean, I'm in my element. Right, right. And this, again, we're jumping into water. We've already established he likes. I would jump out of an airplane. He likes jumping into water. I feel like if Ders ever had a stand-up special, it would be called the wet blanket. Yeah. I think that that's what Ders' stand-up special would be called. Like, I'm just not into it. I like that.

I like that. Well, first of all, stand-up just doesn't interest me. It's not that exciting. Wait a minute. Come on now. Actually, yeah, you'd be creating live. I like if it's so high that you really can't do anything but jump, that's less interesting to me than a lower height where you could do tricks off of it, if that makes any sense. I'd much rather jump off of...

a like springboard three meter that's like you can do like flips and like that kind of shit than just like jumping off of a 10 meter where you're really not doing anything except falling. That's not interesting to me. But what about if you had to do what if you convinced yourself to do flips off the 10 meter? What if you were like I need to do flips off the what if that was the charge? Well, Kyle, that's stupid to do. Why? Because you can fucking break your back landing on

water from that height. But that's like what the adrenaline seekers are after. They're looking for that. But that's stupidity. That's dumb. The cliff divers do that shit all the time. They land it. Of course they do. You know why they do it all the time? They are professionals, so there's not even a rush.

They're just doing what they do. But the only reason they're professionals is because they're seeking that rush. That's the only reason they're professionals. But that's not true. You think they started at 10 meters? No, they started at one meter and worked their way up and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, of course. That's correct. Of course. But there still is a rush because even as a stand-up comedian, even though I've done stand-up a thousand times or more probably...

You still get a little rush every time you go on stage. And if you don't, you're fucking lying. You know what I mean? Right. Right. But at a certain point, the rush leaves and you do your job. I don't think the rush ever leaves. It never. I'm not saying leaves. I'm saying during your set, like you get out there, you're like, it's fucking go time.

Just like when you watch that free solo, like the dude's heart rate does not go up, even though he's bare handing fucking El Capitan. Start to settle. Yeah, for sure. You're out there and you're and you're doing your you settle and you're doing your job. But still, like it's like you're on your toes, like every you know, you're you have to be like very in the moment. You are. Or else it's going to go south, you know, and you're like, I got to go. I got to take a nap. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No matter what, there's a gear up process and that can be part of the adrenaline seek as well. When you're gearing up, that could be like, oh, that's where the adrenaline really kicks in for me because when I get out there, it's not happening. I have one, Durs. What about space exploration? Would you be willing to go on some sort of space ride? Not really interested. God damn it. God damn it.

like you've come back on a good one the last few weeks I'm just saying like these are these you guys are asking me no I appreciate that no not really interested in that or like going to the bottom of the ocean so you don't you don't want to go with like a crew of like

With six scientists, you're going to go around the moon and come back to Earth. There's problem solving along the way. You're part of a team. For what? To just have gone to the moon? Isn't that a big risk factor? That's a scary thing to say you're going to do. When you're an old man and you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be like...

Man, I did all these incredible things. Like I went to the moon. I went to, I took a submarine and I went to the Mariana Trench. I, I, you know, climbed this mountain. I want to look back and go, hey, did you do the things you wanted to do to the best of your ability? Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. But I don't want to just be like, hey, did you do all the stuff that's crazy? Okay, okay, wait. So what's one of the big checklist things? What's one of the big bucket list things you want to crop off?

That I haven't done yet? Make a good TV show with funny people? I mean, you said you're so good. Burn! Burn! I feel like I'm at a point of I got a lot of privilege here. I'm like, I've done a lot of the shit I wanted to do. So you're done. You're good. Yeah.

Ders is in retirement mode, dude. Damn. When I think about an adrenaline seek that I'm trying to get, I don't have much that I'm looking for. I've jumped out of a plane twice. I've done that. That's not. I don't think I would. I don't think I would do it again. I don't think I would seek that adrenaline again. I wouldn't chase it. I would do it if it presented itself. I've done it a few times as well.

Right. It's fine. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't like the coolest thing I've done. I feel like shark diving to me is way more fun. Standing 69. Go ahead. And standing 69 is like way definitely more fun. Wasn't the coolest thing I've done, which we all know standing 69? That's the coolest.

I feel like it was kind of after the initial drop, it's kind of just boring. And then once the parachute comes out, it comes out like way too soon. And then you're just like floating. Yeah. Wait, are you on record saying skydiving is boring? I mean, sort of, dude. There's my guy. No, it's just a bunch of air. Dude, I thought that when we did the demolition derby, that was way more fun.

Well, yeah, because there's way, yeah, there's a ton more X-Factors. There's people out there who want to. That was very unique, and I can get behind that being super dope as well. But to call skydiving boring is a little... Well, no, after the initial drop... You started to check your phone while you're going down? Dude, once the parachute came out, I was like, fucking, are we done with this yet? This is fucking snoozeville, dude.

Just 10 more seconds. Yeah, but what about when you jumped out? What about the ride up? That's the best part, but it's... Okay, well, that's what we're talking about. The most adrenaline you got when you were doing this. Much like stand-up. But it's the same as a roller coaster. But a roller coaster has unique things happening moment to moment, right? Yeah, but it's... The drop is the best part, right? That first drop. There's no way that that's actually true in your mind. I don't know. It depends. That's insane. For me, every roller coaster...

The drop, that first big drop is the best part. Is that denouement? Denouement? And that's the same as skydiving. And then it goes away. And then you're flying for a minute. And that's cool. But then that parachute comes out. I was just like, dude, I would rather let's... I will wear a full on fucking parka, a wetsuit that's like...

That windproof. Okay. What are you doing? Because it's so cold. It's so cold. I would rather go super duper high so I could fall for fucking ever. I'm living a nightmare. Okay. At that altitude, it's very cold? Yeah, it's super cold up there. Yeah, it's very cold. Or pull the parachute or go regular skydiving. Well, what are you wearing? Yeah, what were you? Nothing? Nude skydiving is kind of sick. Remember when you were a kid and they were like, some guy's skydive with a dick in his butt?

ripped off nah just wearing clothes and they put you in their little wets their little onesie outfit to me it wasn't that exciting I was a little bored I thought I thought shark diving was way better I thought our demolition derby was way more fun okay but are you saying they're more fun or they last longer it has more variation it was variation yeah I thought more exciting yeah I mean

I'm more excited. That's what I'm saying. I didn't think skydiving was that. That's where I'm going with the cliff diving thing, where it's like, how many times can you just jump straight down? That's true. Well, see, but that's the best part. Probably three times. You get that every time. You get that every time. Okay. I don't get that every time. After a while, I go, this is the same shit. I need to like,

or like try something differently. 360. Where I'm not going to die jumping from 10 meters. I can fix skydiving. All right, fix skydiving, please. It's...

It's like laser tag. You each have laser tag fucking vest and helmets on. You all jump out of the plane and then you shoot at each other while you're skydiving. But the guns are real. Now we're talking. Well, I don't know how the gravity would affect the bullets, but I assume lasers can shoot straight. Paintball. Paintballs would fly off. Yeah, that's true. Lasers. But then you got to account for that.

So you got to kind of shoot over here knowing that it's going to go that way. What if it's like that movie Wanted, I believe, right? With Angelina Jolie. Yes. Oh, yeah. Angelina Jolie was shooting with a hook on it. So you shoot down this way and you know it's going to fucking zoop, zoop.

Zoom back. Adam, what about this for skydiving? Real guns. Real guns. Okay, real guns. You enjoy your fucking free fall. You're doing that. Everybody's doing it. As soon as the parachutes come out, the real guns come out. You start shooting holes in each other's parachutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That's just war. I mean...

I'm not really going to want to murder my friends. Yeah. I like laser tag. You're still going to have enough air to like travel down. It's not going to like, you're not going to, it's just going to get scarier. Therefore your adrenaline, it'll get wild. Yeah. I mean, maybe dude, I would say paintball.

that would be very fun if you're just whacking your friends with paintball guns and you're trying to like steer your way out of it. That'd be cool. I'm into that. Let's start that business. Maybe even potentially dying, getting your parachutes wrapped together. And then I feel what could save...

for me would be to then try to see how close to the earth you could possibly get before pulling the parachute. Well, that is base jumping. Yes, base jumping. And we've covered also that Adam has cheated death, so he thinks he can cheat it again, and I think that's what he's after. Tickle, tickle goes my pickle. I like that.

I like that. He's naughty. That's a conjecture. That's a conjecture. Would you honestly like to see how close you can get to the ground before pulling the parachute? That sounds like a nightmare. Yeah, I think that'd be very fun. I think that'd be very exciting. How close do you think you can get? 10 feet. This dude said 10 feet. I still got sent.

Six feet from the edge? Ten feet? I don't know. Because I'm six feet from the edge and I'm Baker. This has to be a contest, right? That people do, right? Oh, yeah. There's some real lunatics out there. What do we think the closest is? Because what is the distance that it kerpunks? They have those watches that tell them when they have to pull it. So I don't know what that is.

Like when you jump out, what, you jump at like 18,000 or 10,000 feet or something like that? I think you have to be up above 10,000. When I jump, I jump 10,000. So I think I would imagine if you're free falling, you probably have to pull like five. No, I think you're thinking 10,000, that's just when Wi-Fi works. I think that's where you're getting that. You're thinking of 10,000 maniacs. No, no, no. I'm thinking, I remember I had a choice of going 18,000 feet or maybe it was like 10 or 11,000.

Did you go high or low? No, I went low. When I went with my mom, we went higher.

You went with your mom? Yeah, I went with my mom, my dad, my sister. With Grandma Kinky? Yeah. Just a family of bank robbers in the wrong era. I guess we got to jump out of an airplane. Yeah. I went with my dad and my brother for my dad's 50th. No, actually, I don't think my dad went. I think it was my mom and my sister. That shit's important. Because my dad gets vertigo. Oh. My mom loved it. Yeah, my mom loved it.

Yeah, and the bank robber is on my mom's side. There you go. Birds of a feather. She looked at you across the way and pointed her finger and said, I wish this was real. Boom, boom.

Don't let me in a bank. Give me all your money. That'd be cool if your mom started robbing banks at this age, just for the rush, after listening to this episode. It's like the end of Rookie of the Year. She's like, yo, you remember how I always told you it was your great-great-great-grandpa? It was your great-great-great-grandma. Oh, okay.

Oh, I thought you were going to say it's me. Yeah. Well, no, she couldn't live that long. She can be back from 1901. Yeah, but she could have said, like, I'm doing it now. I thought she's like, dude, I feel like you guys are conjuncturing me right now. The energy is palpable. Is that it? I feel like you're conjuncturing me. The energy is palpable.

You're acting like a demigod. I feel like you're conjoncturing me. Are we going to jump out of an airplane together at some point, guys? You guys, honestly, you're like kin to me, bro. The fact that you're jumping down my neck about this. I would go skydiving with you dudes for sure.

I'm so scared. I would skydive again. I'm really scared. I will do it, though, if you guys do it because you're, like, kin to me. Blake was so scared, dude. When we were doing the demolition derby, we got very funny footage of him freaking out that we ended up not using because Blake seemed too scared. Didn't he hurt his back? Bro, A, I don't drive stick. Dude, neither do I. And B, the dudes came up to me and told me they were going to hurt me. They told me. I know. They said the same thing to me. I was right with you. What?

Well, I don't want to. That doesn't tickle my pickle, bro. I'm not a bank robber. Yeah, fair enough. You guys didn't even ask me what excites me. Tune in next week. Fair enough. We have footage of Blake looking so scared that we opted to not use it because I was like. Not funny. Yeah, it wasn't funny. I was acting. Obviously, I saw the cameras. I was playing it up for the cameras. It wasn't scary. Right. You were in character? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't scared. That shit was easy.

to me oh are we going skydiving is that what's up is that what what there's the same I was just thinking the other day I don't need to do it again but now that there's is like I'll go if you guys go it's like well shit maybe dude here's what I'm gonna say is that I'll go we just don't know if a billionaire is gonna shoot us out of the sky that's fucking dangerous we have to go over I

I'm sorry, the only sort of private island where billionaires do stuff or private area where rich people are is Epstein's Island, according to Blake. So we have to do it wherever that is. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams?

Burn. First of all, would anyone like to guess what my word of the day was? I said a lot of big. Durs, you should take it. What was the one you said back in the day? Convalescence or something? Conjecture. Conjecture. Conjecture. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going with that as well. That is. Yeah, that's what it is. Me too. Conjecture wasn't even on the list. That's just one I threw in to. Okie dokie. What? OK, hold on. So, OK, so let me say so. It's palpable. Blake, it was. It was palpable. Are you pointing like I got it or are you pointing like I was pointing to Blake? Oh, I'm going to go with Parmesan.

Parmesan, you fucking idiot. Parmesan. Parmesan. Parmesan sounds like a breed of cat. What was it? It was palpable, but also I feel... I thought that was a... I mean, I was like, oh, this might actually go same as cohesive because palpable...

that's one that people say. That's not like, I feel like I know what that means. And that's a funny word. I feel like that's a funny word that you would say that you would pick to say a lot palpable. Yeah. Choose to say like to try to sound a little smarter than I am. I got it because you brought it back. Like at the end of there, you brought palpable back like first. And so I clocked that and was like, okay, that's if it's not conjecture, it's that nice.

Kyle, even though you haven't been here for tons and tons and tons of weeks, you know your guy, and that's pretty cool. And that is not conjecture. That is not. Absolutely. It's not Parmesan or Ken either. Just because he missed something like 60 or 80 episodes of the podcast, he... I think it was 100. Upwards of 100. Yeah.

He knows his guy. Happy 100th episode, Kyle. Thank you. Happy 201st to you guys. I think I owe you an apology, Adam. I'm sorry that I thought you didn't know the word conjecture. No, I feel like this is the way. I owe you an apology and I'm sorry for that. That's okay. All is forgiven.

Now you better not ever work at a bank, dude, because I'm coming in guns a-blazin'. There's no doubt in my mind. Do not come. Way up. Maybe I need to be robbed. No, we know how that went. My fucking porch pirate. Still thinking about it. Got higher res cameras. I had a cop come out and he goes, you can't do anything. Yeah, there's nothing. And he goes, you know, you could do more on your property than I could do. Wow, thanks. I was like, blue.

Blue cop love. I'm a blue line love. Blue line love. Yeah, so you missed this, Kyle, but Durr's had something stolen off of his porch, a little porch pirate stealing stuff, which they do, and he was pretty raged up. That's actually what gets him going. We figured that out at the very end of this episode is what gets him going is...

having something stolen from him. I don't want to rob people. I don't want to rob someone's property. Just banks that people work at. Yeah, you just work. So what do you care? Give me the money. You know what I mean? What do you care? It's just like a fun afternoon for you. It's like a thing that happened, you know?

Yeah, someone came in and robbed me out. We're going to bang. I'll be like, hell yeah, dude. This isn't my money. Hey, I'm taking some too. What do I care? But I don't want to rob. Like, I would never steal from someone. You know, I'm not going to like actually rob you guys. You know what I mean? Goodbye. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Is that a promise? Is that a promise? Yeah.

By the way, no one was talking about you robbing us except for you right now. I'm not going to rob you. I think I said that. Kyle's already checked out. Look at him. He's checking his phone. He's on that Ronto time. That was another episode. Any time. This is important.

You're really going to stick by the... There's no take backs. There's no apologies. I feel like you guys did some. It was fine.

That's another episode of... Adam likes to be the one who does it, so nice try, Blake. My bad. Go ahead. Fire us up. I didn't think we did. I didn't think we did. I didn't think we did proper... But then you started to say it. Well, no. I was like, well, okay. We're ending it. Fine. Let's do it. I'm not ending it. I'm staying on for a long time. You don't want to know what gives me a rush? You end it first.

No, you end it first. Kyle, do you have any apologies? And that was another episode of Adam Laughs. This is important. All righty. Wow, dude. Hear that? Pumpkin. That's fall calling. And the pumpkin spice latte is back at Starbucks. From that first sweater to late autumn weather. It's all a fall in just one sip. Order ahead on the Starbucks app.

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