Ep 199: Are The Guys Low T??
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How did a Mexican writer become a symbol of global television? Listen to Nacional Leyenda, Chespirito, en la aplicación iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you stream podcasts. Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... Whoa, this is what you call glory hole?

I like the loud farts, dude. I like the... I like the... I'm the one who knew Gus Gus. Fuck y'all. Y'all aren't Disney. Here we go. Woo! Go back, go back, go back, go back!

Whoa, Adam. Wake up. You guys even know what this symbol is, dude? Do you even know what this symbol is? Is that SEAL Team 6? Is that? No, no, no, no, no. It's a new emblem. Corinthians? Okay, Corinthians. No, no, no. Christian Rock. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, God. Here we go. Should I go? It's... Whoa. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. That's their new...

I don't know how I feel about it. I do. Not good. Not good. It looks like a cock ring from Saw. It looks like something you put your dick in and then you can't get it out of it. Yeah. Yeah. Cock ring from Saw. You try and pull it and it's worse. But if you leave it there, it just kind of becomes part of your dick. It's like a Chinese. What do they call it? The Chinese. Finger trap. Finger trap. Yeah. And what is Chinese? Yeah. Those are my favorite. Okay.

No, not this time. You better not do this shit again. I'll stop the podcast. I like those Chinese finger traps. Adam, have you heard? Because the back logo, that ship, it's weird because it kind of looks like a yacht. That's the problem. It looks like a yacht. It's supposed to, right? It's supposed to look like a ship. No, if you really analyze it,

It's like those are the sails. Yeah. But it looks like a yacht off first glance. Okay. Do you want to... We're talking about this Los Angeles Clippers logo. If we haven't said it aloud... Yeah, the new Clippers logo. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little indifferent. I understand. I guess when they talked about changing...

I hate change. The name change. People were adamant that they did not want a name change. Whose people? People internally or outside of Philadelphia? Philadelphia. This is the Los Angeles Clippers. I know. It's a joke from last week. I don't know if you remember. I don't. It's too long ago. Oh.

I love it. This is internal. No, this is a Gen Pop people. Gen Pop survey that they did and it came back and it was overwhelmingly positive that they didn't want to change the name. They wanted to keep... Because why?

In your estimation of why anyone would give a fuck to hang on to the name Clippers history. Well, I think it's because if you've been a fan of the Clippers for so long, you want to win as a Clipper. Because you've been the person that people have kicked and they've thought that your team sucks. Even if you go to the games, they don't let you on the court. Mm-hmm.

Wow, dude. That was security that wasn't the Clippers. The Clippers people are very nice to me. I was probably a Lakers security. Yeah, I might be a Lakers fan, that guy. How long have the Clippers been an L.A. team? Since like 86 or something. Great year. You know what? 86 them. 86 the name. Okay, wait a minute. Yes, points!

That's a long time. I guess I'm just like, you're such a second fiddle. No, I don't know. I'm like, who fucking cares? I know you don't care because you're not a Clipper fan or really a basketball fan besides women's college basketball. Yeah, but I understand Lakers. Lakers ain't going nowhere. Are there any lakes around here? Nope, but keep them because they're historical. Well, for sure, because they've won championships. But I think the thing is, is Clipper fans...

they want to keep the name because they want to then win a championship under their banner. And if you change the name, then...

Then it's like you it's almost a stamp of like if you're a Clipper fan, you meet another Clipper fan. You're like, oh, we've been through it. We've had our ups and downs. Right. We've we went through the bad days, the good days, the worst days. We've had a very racist owner. We've had maybe the coolest owner in sports history and Balmer.

uh so and now i think we're turning the page i don't know who gives a fuck who cares no it makes sense to me it just doesn't seem like it doesn't seem like a team that matters as far as a name like that like chicago bears new york yankees like these historically like boston bruins like

Where it's it's it Clippers. I'm like, why don't you guys switch it up and maybe you'll win, dude? Well, you could maybe shake a curse loose or something. But I think with sports changing anything in sports is weird to me. Like the fact that like some rules are starting to change with like kickoffs and footballs. It just messes up all of that new rule. But it messes up all the stats from the past. Like if the sport is flawed, like.

That's just it. But now you can't compare... You never could compare, though. But you could. Because everything's changing all the time. No, because people are playing on, like, turf now. And it's like, well... Well, I don't like that. So the game's way faster. You know what I mean? I think they should wear meat helmets and fucking play on dead grass. I mean...

Look, as you guys know, we're going through this with swimming as well. There's things that change all the time. Technology. Who cares? Paul Biederman still has got the rigor in the 200 freestyle from a swimsuit that's been illegal for 20 years. That's what we're talking about here. I guess my thing is who gives a shit. No, but you can't compare it anyway. It's like when people talk about LeBron versus Jordan. It's like LeBron's using moves that didn't exist when Jordan played, but Jordan changed the game in his day. Like, you know, like...

It's a relative. The rules change. It doesn't really bother me all that much. But the name changes for the fan base. I understand. Yeah, it sucks for the fan base for other people that aren't fans. Yeah, obviously. Who gives a shit? Why do you care? But then you just end up going to Mitchell and Ness and getting some throwbacks like nobody gives a fuck. What are the Oakland A's going to be called in Vegas? Probably the Las Vegas A's. Yeah, it's tragic. It sucks. And I feel very hurt by that. I feel I feel backstabbed, betrayed.

Get over it. Even the players don't give a fuck. Like, those are the people who really don't care. Well, the players don't give a fuck because then they get to live in Vegas instead of Oakland. Oakland. Like, Oakland sucks, dude. I mean... There's nice parts. Okay, Blake.

Where? Where, dude? Where are the nice parts? Jack London Square is lovely this time of year. I would have loved if you, when we were on tour, when we stayed in Oakland, if you would have showed us the nice part. Because remember, security had to take us to walk down the block. They're like, don't go outside. And we're like, the hotel? And they're like, yeah, just stay close to the buildings. Stay close to the building. What does that mean?

Like literally keep a hand on the hand on the building. Don't let anyone talk to you. Gross. Do not. It's okay. We had a great time. Dirt duct out, but we had a lot of fun. Clippers. I did. Family emergency is the best. Yeah. Clippers. I don't know. I don't know. Cause then, cause you're dealing with all these like logo changes anyway. So just like,

I don't know. Clean slate. Clean slate. Sick jacket, though. I dig it. It is kind of fire. I actually I do like the jacket and I bet the emblem is going to I'm going to end up liking it. The cock ring from saw. Yeah, the cock ring from saw. I'm going to end up liking it on a hard.

uh i didn't mind the la and then the c wraparound which people like hated people like oh that's ugly and i was like and we're posting that now to youtube i don't even know what that is but yeah i think a lot of people know what that is you can't please everybody you can't please everybody you know you just gotta fucking uh what is the the arizona hockey teams moving to salt lake city are they keeping their names the coyotes or whatever

That I don't know. Yeah, that's a good... And they're moving to Salt Lake City? I didn't even know this. From Phoenix to Salt Lake. Can we play a fun game? If the Clippers changed their name, what would you name it? Well, see, it makes sense because L.A., there's a lot of boats here. We're on the ocean. There's a lot of marinas. There's ships. Okay.

It does make sense that we are the Clippers. The Lakers make less sense. So you don't understand the game? It's Inglewood. I'm not disagreeing with that. I just said if they did change the name, what would you think would be a very apropos, to use one of your new words, name for a Los Angeles basketball team? Hmm. Well, I don't know. If I was a...

I like it. I like it too. I think I'm going to say the same thing. Is this a naughty? Is this a naughty thought? I see a smirk. I see a smirk for a minute and I like, I like, I like what's coming. Is this a bad boy naughty thought? I like what's coming. No, because, because I have my word of the day and I was trying to slip it in right here, but, but now I know I can't because you guys are obviously going to catch it. Fuck everyone.

I'm not going to say it because I know you guys will catch it. Why don't you use it in a sentence? Because you can, right? Well, of course I can, but then it'll be the big word in the sentence. Let's hear it.

That shit's important. Well, I'm going to slip it in later, and you guys won't know, okay? Okay. You won't even know, dude. Now throw out, like, kind of a false flag here for the name, and we'll go, oh, is that the word of the day? But then it won't be. Tyrannical. See, I don't really, I don't even like this game because I don't want to change the name of the Clippers, so I don't even want to spitball on possible names, okay? Okay.

Okay, will you put us on mute and then Blake, you can go. So are they still Los Angeles or because they're relocating to like Inglewood, right? Oh my God. Let's move on. Yes, I just said, what if they did change the name and not just the logo? What would you name it? Well, you could be the Inglewood. Bacon wrapped hot dogs. Bacon wrapped hot dogs. That's kind of hard. Because we're up to no good.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Englewood bacon wrap hot dogs. Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah, that is pretty good. I don't even know if I want to go. I feel like how am I going to. Yeah, we should switch the Clippers. The name that has been for it was the Clippers in San Diego too. So it's been a very long time. They've been the Clippers.

So, yeah, we should change it to the Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs. We should build a $2 billion stadium to change the name to the Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs. It's funnier. The jerseys are flying off the shelves. It's funnier. Dude, that's like there's so many like minor league teams that have really cool names like Modesto Nuts. Those are pretty, pretty.

Pretty sick. Well, the Rancho Cucamonga quakes. That's pretty hard. Bakersfield Blaze. Better than Clippers. Quakes is better than Clippers. Quakes is cool. Until there is a huge earthquake and a lot of people die and then you're like, rebrand. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The flame. I disagree. And when we win the championship this year, then you guys will all eat your words and Clippers will be cemented as one of the great teams in NBA history. I like that.

I like that for you. Yeah, I think. And then if they don't, sorry, I meant to say when they don't, what, then what? Then we just keep on sucking. But it's like, it's like I'm a Nebraska Cornhusker fan. We haven't been good for 20 something years. I'm still going to root for them.

You know what I mean? Can I tell you something about the Cornhuskers? Great name. Not trying to change that at all. Love that. Cornhuskers is cool. I like that. They don't need to change it. I think a lot of people would disagree with you and say that that's a stupid fucking name. But I don't. I like the name. But it's super duper Nebraska. It's super duper Nebraska. Yeah. I thought it was shucking corn. What is the difference between husking corn and shucking corn? I think it's the same.

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The leaves off the corn? The husk is what you're peeling. Brought to you by ZOA Energy. Yeah. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. When you feel like, when you can't answer simple questions, ZOA Energy drink. Okay, so it is the same thing. And I just put in the chat, husking corn is the act of removing the husk from the corn ears. Another term for the process is shucking. So I got it right, man. What if they pivoted to Nebraska corn shuckers?

That's kind of hard. Would you be down? I mean, shuckers, the shucker fuckers, the shucks. Oh, shucks. Fucking disaster, my guy. Go shucks yourself. Shuck. Yeah. If you are like a gang of chicks that just really want to fuck football players, you call yourselves the shucker fuckers. That's kind of a tight. That's kind of tight. Yes, man. Look at this.

We're in, dude. I'm telling you. Yes, points. I think it works. It's a slight rebrand, but it reinvigorates the crowd. For that one, I'm willing to change. Not the Clippers, though. Not the Clippers. Go shuck yourself.

Clappers. Yeah, I don't know. Like, don't we have like cougars here and shit like the P-22? Oh, my God. So I would say if you're a burgeoning team in L.A. and you're burgeoning is the word burgeoning is the word. It's got to be. It has to be. Oh, son of a bitch, man. Come on. Oh,

Oh, man. You got me. Without even like a question. Yeah. Tom. Have you seen the movie Sniper? It's starring Tom Bergeron. He was in Major League. What is it? Tom Bergeron's from Dancing with the Stars. Is it Bergeron? Is it Bergen or Bert? What is it?

burgeoning like burgeoning burgeoning I think you said burgering and I was like gotcha bitch no I said burgeoning I said burgeoning and so and that means like like you're the beginning of something sure so thank you Webster no I knew Blake didn't know what the fuck it meant you're a stupid dumbass

I know what that means. So if you're a new team, I think, yeah, you can be something cool. But if you have any amount of history, you have a fan base and you have to respect them. And that's who, who is the most legendary Clipper player in the history of Clippers? Michael, all of a candy. Well, dude, cause it only really, we only got good in the 2010s when I became a fan, uh,

And that would be, I mean, the greatest is probably Chris Paul. And then now it's Kawhi. Great warrior. But even like bad teams have like a legit...

stud and they're just like struggling on their own. Now we never did. But you're thinking about like bad teams that were actually like good in the past. Yeah. Like Charles Barkley on the suns back in the day, it was just like him. And then that white dude. Yeah, but they were good and they would make it to the Western conference finals because he was so good. Sure. We never even got close. We never even made the playoffs. We were historically the worst team in the league and that's why it's cool.

That's why it's cool to be Chris came in. Chris came in. Yeah. Legend. Yeah, dude. Chris came in, said we're switching the name up. Baron Davis. I talked to them the other day. Love that guy. Yeah. Legend. That guy. Baron Davis. I told him the story and he was like, cool. Um,

He was like, I don't get it. No, our people reached out to your people. You said no. No, they were. It was during the season, so he couldn't. And he was playing. But the story is, so the barricade and workaholics, the bitch better have my honey. Instead of getting, we're like, what was the plot? We're going to give it to Mark Summers or? Or no, it was Mark. We needed Clippers tickets. Yeah.

And then Mark Summers was there. No, no, no, no. It happens at the very end. No, remember, like the whole episode is about us trying to get to a Clippers game. Clip show. And because you your third love Shrek like Shrek. Yeah. Chelsea Niederdeppe. Yeah. You we promised them that we would go to a Clippers game, but we thought we had tickets in hand. So we like do everything to get Clipper tickets.

We end up getting to the stadium. We don't have them. But then as we're leaving, I'm wearing the bear coat. Mark Summers is rolling out. He's like, I need that coat. And that's what gets us in the game. Right? Something like that. Dude, seems like we could have tightened up that plot a little bit. But, you know, it was loose and fun. And that's what people liked about workaholics. It seems like you're explaining the bike holiday. Yes, sir. Yeah.

It's been a while since I've seen that episode. I just know Ders was in a tank of horchata to win tickets. I just know that my whole thing in that episode was that I liked escalades and I still get people sending me pictures. If they walk past an escalade, they're like, I bet you like this. I'm like, it was a show. Dude, escalades are pretty fire though. That was probably the

The most flex SUV. That new E1 looks crazy. That was the most flex SUV you could have for a minute, right? No, your word of the day is XUV. XUV. That's it. So now word of the day is just when you flub something. Your word of the day is the dumb shit you said. You're not allowed to try and talk that way. Blake is burgeoning on learning how to pronounce words. Uh-huh.

Yeah. What was a better SUV than that? I would say maybe a Tahoe. Tahoe's were pretty fire. I think an Escalade. Yeah, dwarves. Are they not made by the same company? Yeah, they dwarf Tahoe's. Escalade's just the better version of a Tahoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're way better than Tahoe's. Range Rover is always top of the line. Oh, the Range Rover.

- The range, the range. - Although I think I say in the episode that like a Range Rover's gauche or something, a little too bokeh. - You do, you use the word gauche, which gauche is a good word of the day. - That would be very good. - Gauche fuck yourself. - For sure when you pitch that joke, I'm like, "That's- - Range Rover,

What else was that? I mean, is this H2 era? That was like the L.A. Hollywood whip. I think this is a little before. Oh, yeah. They were all over the place. And you always kind of thought it was Turtle from Entourage. Every time you saw it, you're like, is that Turtle? Kind of always. Turtle? Is that Turtle? Is that Jerry Ferrara? Yeah. Yeah.

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Are you guys vibing with the Cybertruck? I see him out and about now, and I'm like, eh. I will say, absolutely hard pass for me. It's like the Operation Try Hard to be cool. They suck. They look fucking doo-doo. Wow, dude. What was the name of the guinea pig movie?

uh oh g force or something yeah it's adam seems like he's describing the sequel g force 2 operation try hard to be cool i have no idea what you guys are talking about i'm so lost oh you gotta check it's like alvin and the chipmunks but with zach alphanakis and gerbil and good really yeah and this was like after he became famous oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

This was like he did Hangover and then his next movie is this gerbil movie. Yeah. G4. It might have sat on the shelves as things do. And then he did Hangover and then they were like, let's dust this fucker off. Like we got something. Yeah. And what was the name of the movie? G4. I believe it's G4. I believe it's G4. Wow. I did not. I did not even know that that's something that's real. I've never seen it, but.

That sounds impossible to me based on the fact that you just named the sequel perfectly. I think it's about this guy who has pet gerbils. Maybe he lets them go in a tube up his ass. Maybe he doesn't. But he like trains them to like Rob or Jerry Bruckheimer produced it. I mean, yeah, it's a huge movie. It's a huge.

Huge. So the log line is a specially trained squad of guinea pigs is dispatched to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world. Say gerbils one more time though, Blake, just so we know you really don't give a fuck. It's guinea pigs. I know, but he keeps saying gerbils. I'm thinking of Richard Gere. That's my bad, dude. I bet you are.

um well anyway yeah g uh or the cyber truck you're out dude yeah they had to recall every single one of them because the gas pedal was getting stuck on like that's right the interior or something is that real bad yeah you would like recalls are common i don't they had to recall every single one of them that's crazy dude there's only like four thousand but still uh

Well, why do... I mean, I guess I live in Orange County and Los Angeles, and there's probably just way more here. I see them constantly. I'm always seeing them, and they're the ugliest things. And, you know, Happy Dad... I like them! Happy Dad Seltzer? Sure. Of course. Not quite as good as Ashland, but yes. Not as good as Ashland. Not even close to as good. But they have a wrapped...

Cybertruck that drives around Newport Beach. And I'm like, oh, it makes me not like their brand. And I, I've never had it, but it makes me not like it. I will say that. Yeah. It's, it's an acquired taste. I don't think I would want to own one, but I would like, if I was on vacation, I think it'd be fun as fuck to rent one. Well, sure. But I mean, it'd be fun as fuck.

to rent just ATVs for the day, but you're not going to commute. That's true. You know what I mean? That's true. Yeah, I feel like that's kind of what I just explained. Point counterpoint, bro. You just got burgeoned. Yeah, dude, that's burgeoning. Yeah, but you wouldn't want to drive it every day, Durs. Correct? You just got burgeoned, bro. And that's a... Burgeon! And that's a XUV, bitch. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I wouldn't want to own one, but I'm happy they exist. I think that they're cool...

I just don't want them in my driveway. I've just initially seen the pictures of them. I'm like, oh, shit, this is straight up out of RoboCop. These are going to be so dope. Very total recall. Yeah. Now that you see them on the street, I'm like, I do not think they're cool. I think they are hideous. I think I actively dislike them. And I thought they were. And it makes me like them a little more that I found out that they're not.

that expensive. Yeah. Like they are expensive cars or new cars, but like they're, I thought there were like 200 grand or 250 or something. You can get them for like 60, 70 grand. Okay. Not yet. I think that they're a hundred right now, but they're coming out with a motor that's 70. I thought I just looked it up.

See ya. Well, that's because they crash into the wall and the accelerator gets stuck. So if you could get an old one that will crash into the wall for $760,000. It's a hot discount. Now it works out. You just got to be on your toes. Okay, so the price of the Cybertruck starts at $81,000. Okay. So I was off. And those are available now? That's what it says. The price of the Cybertruck, $81,000 and goes up to $100,000. Ooh.

I think the ones that are 100 are shipping now. And the next model is starting at 60 grand. Right. And again, not cheap, but pretty cool. I think the only way they would be cool is if they were three times bigger. Like they were humongous. Like they take up two lanes on the freeway. That would be fucking cool, dude. And that's cool. That's a problem. Yeah, that's cool to you.

I think that would be cool. The one that they drove out originally at like the show or whatever was larger. It was bigger than this one. Yeah. I want it to be gigantic. It's just kind of just a little bit bigger than a Toyota truck. Have you guys ever seen those six by six G wagons?

I have not seen that. They're like two wheels in the front and then four wheels in the back. God damn. And six, but like huge G wagon with also a pickup bed lifted to the fucking heavens. This is the way they're like a million and a half bucks. That's an XUV baby. I like that. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

What if I was a big truck guy? I don't really carry myself that way, but what if that was my shit? You should be, man. Yeah, what if that was my shit? Like fucking Ashton Kutcher had that giant diesel one of them? Blake walks around with small dick energy, but I want you to... Pizza, pizza. I want you to have more bigger dick energy. Yeah? You want me to start swanging nuts? Yeah, swang some nuts. Isn't a huge truck small dick energy? No, dude. I'm trying to get Blake to... Why are you trying?

Oh, my bad. Damn, dude. And we're back, brought to you by Zillow. Do not come. It would be cool if Blake was a weird car guy. Yeah, I could see that.

You're not really an anything kind of guy, are you? That's the meanest thing anybody's ever said to me, dude. You kind of have no remarkable, distinguishable characteristic about yourself. No, you got hair. Way to go. You got the hair.

Gotcha, bitch. So if I just let mine grow, I'm what you are. Well, you're a Jeep guy and you have a Jeep. I love Jeep. But you're not a... What I'm trying to say is you're not like a... You're not my friend.

You're not a good friend to me. You could have went to the basketball game with me and you didn't go. The Jeep, when people say they're Jeep people, they have dumb tires on it. It's lifted. They collect little toy Jeeps. They got the Jeep wave. I don't do the Jeep wave. I don't do it.

I don't participate. See, and when you see Ders, he's like a Tesla guy. When he first got the Tesla, he wouldn't shut up about the Tesla. It was constantly talking about the Tesla. Yeah. And that was his personality. Was I? Yeah. Yeah. You talked about the Tesla quite a bit. Yeah. You were showing us like charts and shit. It was weird, dude. Yeah. We were hearing a lot about that Tesla. Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. Specs. Specs.

And I feel like I'm just a go-fast guy. I'm not really that brand loyal. I just want to vroom vroom. It's science. That's kind of my thing when it comes to cars. You've got to get a really, really, really fast one, man. Come on. I've got a GTS. Hello. It's pretty damn fast. Hello. Is that fast anymore? I'm not being... I'm not trying to be...

you know, flying the ointment. Well, it's not a, it's, it's not a Tesla. It isn't a Tesla, but it's, it's fucking fast. This is a Macan GTS. Nope. This is a Panamera GTS. Oh, this is the Panamera. Beautiful. Oh man. Yeah. Beautiful bean foot. You know who would like this conversation? Kyle.

Kyle. Is that a V8, the GTS? The GTS is a V8, correct? I do believe so, yes. But it's not a turbo. It's naturally aspirated V8. Is that what we're talking about here? It's not a turbo. It's not a turbo. But it sounds better than the turbo, I would argue. Oh.

See, this is when I'm like, oh man, I wish I was a car guy. This would be fucking intriguing. So you would know what the hell we're talking about. Yeah, because it's all about the sounds. I will say, I don't want to get a Tesla or electric car because the sound sucks. Like, I like the turning on the car. Dude, do you know how badass it sounds when I pull up to somebody and I go, later. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not fun. Like, I like the loud farts, dude. I like the... Yeah, going through a tunnel and just whoop-whapping is a good time. Yeah. I just don't want to go to a gas station anymore. I'm like... When I take my wagon to the gas station, I'm like...

People still do this? How do you know what the new flavors of fucking ZOA are if you're not in the gas station? I go to 7-Eleven. If you want to get an exclusive flavor, they've got mango. Actually, Amazon's a pretty good place for it, too. Yeah, Amazon also sells ZOA. Costco. Yeah, Costco. Dude, it's that BDE, baby. I love it. Yeah, but going to the gas station is just like...

Another thing. I like to go to the gas station because I'm with Blake. I like to go to glory holes. Yeah. Yeah. I go there for the glory. Right. And that's our glory. Our glory. Oh, still a thing. You can do that at a charging station because there was a glory hole at the truck stop that we used to always go to in high school. Oh, really? It was called truck truck Haven. Okay. Allegedly. Allegedly. Not allegedly. What happened? Yeah. And it was called truck Haven. Okay. Oh,

What happened? Sap Brothers Truck Haven, and you go there. There's glory holes. And if you stuck your dick through it, they'd chuck your corn. There it is. A hot babe with whiskers would suck your cock. A hot babe with whiskers. Was this your principle, allegedly? Allegedly. No, obviously, I didn't stick my dick through there. I did suck a handful of dicks. We did all go like, holy shit, there is...

a fucking hole here. Like this is for dick sucking for truckers that just go. And that's real. And that's real. That's real. Who put the hole there? Yeah, I know. Because that's we talked about this, too, because it's metal. Right. Like, how do you how do you get through this? I mean, one of those old school like drill things where you crank it and it's like a wide bit hand drill, I guess. So but these are also truckers. So they got they got tools. Yeah. And also their dicks are super calloused.

And who's taping it off? Because they like to tape around the edge. Wait, Durst? Wait, what do they do? Durst knows a lot about these glory holes. What do they do? And sometimes there'll be handles that they've drilled into the wall to hold on to. Who does that? Who does that work? And then there'll be a mirror right here so you can... You know how people... Like to look at themselves? Yeah, and you're like, where do they get these little mirrors?

Yeah, or like kind of... There'll be a little tray for a drink. I think you could buy them at the truck stop. They'll get a pool noodle and they'll make it like a little bit larger. Yeah. Dude, dude.

I do want to, we just do something called Pimp My Glory Hole where we like soup up gas. We cross the country and we go and we go, whoa, this is what you call glory hole. How old's this thing? And then we pimp it up, dude. Yeah, dude. I like that. I like that. We put in some Bose speakers to set the mood. Brought to you by Pornhub. It's just a full aquarium. You're just wet. Yeah. You're just standing in an aquarium. There's fish in it.

Yeah, there's fish all around you. There's those fish that chew the dead skin off your feet. I guess it kind of adds something. Exhibit is kind of... I haven't heard a lot from Exhibit. He might be looking for some work. Where's he at? X still has to give it to us. And I want him to give us Pip Mike L'Oreal. God, that'd be great. Yeah, I like it.

Hey, go ahead and stick your dick in there. Feel how soft that is. Oh, that is good. This place was wild because we would get there and we would be so drunk. That's where you would go to sober up at the end of the night. And it's like, let's go to the glory hole. Let's go to the glory hole and sober up. I'm sorry. Is this on a freeway? Yeah. Take us through this. Yeah, it's off the side of the freeway. It's called Truck Haven. And...

Okay. Allegedly. Allegedly. And that was like on route for going from like home to home? Yeah, it's kind of a little bit a ways, but it's like a few miles. We would drive 40 miles. No, it wasn't that far. We were living in the suburbs. So like it was very close to like the country and the interstate where like as soon as you left Omaha, there's...

nothing for 5,000 miles. So, so you, this, I'm sure it was like the place that the truckers stopped to get gas before they head out of town or stop to fill back up or whatever. Oh yeah. Um, I'm sure they fill back up. Yeah. Uh, and they, so, uh,

So we would go there to sober up and eat pancakes and eggs and shit because they had a diner. You got, Blake, pancakes and eggs? No, I'm like, you trust those pancakes. What's in the batter? Oh, yeah. It was great. Oh, boy. It was great. Come on now. But you would see the little lot lizard slurping about, just wiggling through. And you're just like, oh, man, this...

this is a wild ride. And so I always thought it was funny when I first met Kyle, he kept saying how he wants to be a trucker. Remember how we go? I don't always say that. Yeah. It got me thinking why. And it's the glory holes. It's the lot lizards. It's the pancakes. It's the pancakes. It's the metaphor. If I could just drive away from all these problems. Amen. Yeah. Wherever you go, there you are. It is a trip though. Like, cause when we were on tour, we like, we did drive,

Did we drive to Nebraska? Yeah, we drove to Nebraska from Kansas City. It was Tulsa to Kansas City, Kansas City to Omaha. And you'd just be on the long, lonesome highway, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, it'd be like, porn barn! And it would just be like this huge barn of porno. Like, what the hell happens there? That seems cool. People buy porno.

Is that not a thing in California? No. I feel like driving up to Wisconsin from Chicago, that was like a big deal. Oh, yeah. I mean, I know exactly the porn barn that Blake is talking about. And guess what? There's a glory hole there, too.

Allegedly. I would hope so. Yeah. That's where I want my glory hole. That because they don't serve pancakes there. I'm guessing. I think we pulled up in one and there's like little peep show things where you can like put the video in and the guy would just come in and be like, you're not allowed to jack off in here. And I'm like, yeah.

Well, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm 18 and a half years old. I'm not jacking off here, but I need to see some porno. This was 1974. Yeah. I'm going to start saying mind you at the end of sentences, by the way. That's my thing of the day. Because you're that old. This is 1974. Mind you. Because you're that old.

I'm that old, mind you. Thank you, Blake. Yeah, I remember going into the porn barn outside of Omaha and going, I was like looking, like just checking it all out because I've never, it was like literally the first time, I'm 18 years old, it's the first time we were like, let's go. Taking it all in. 18 in a day.

Yeah. And we were so high. My nautical star tattoo was fresh. Mind you, you know, let's smoke weed and go to the porn bar and go to the porn bar. We went to the porn barn and we're just like all kind of looking, checking it out. And then I kind of wandered in the back room and looked at the like little rooms to jerk off in. And I'm looking at it. This is crazy. There's a glory hole there. And then a guy's behind me and he's like, are you using this? Yeah.

So polite. He's like, excuse me, mind you, are you using this? Pardon me. Pardon me. Pardon me. Are you using it? I can also go after you. Are you done with the glory? And I go, I'm a burgeoning porn collector. Yeah. And I'm just here to collect some pornos. Yeah. Yeah, me and my friend, Ren.

rented an xuv came out here we're high as fuck i was just about to purge in this glory hole mind you like the the more you've tried to use that as a joke blake doesn't it doesn't take it away no i like it i like it crazy no you're trying to own it and guess what we own you oh i just remember the sections and like kind of browsing around and then seeing like the most

And you guys come at me like how I came at you last week. The most normal looking dad in like a suit. Yeah, what's normal? Exactly. Yeah, what is normal to you? It was like Kelsey Grammer from Frasier. Just like arms full in the gay porno section. And I was just like, is he even a gay guy? Oh.

Well, he's for sure closeted and that's how he gets his fix. I don't know. Maybe he's reselling. Maybe he's a reseller. Oh, yeah, maybe. He's got to collect them all. That's probably true. He looks at you and goes, it's not what it looks like. I'm reselling. Oh, yeah. That's cool.

These are worth a lot of money, mind you. He's like Gus Gus from Cinderella where he's got all the corn. He's got a whole stack of freaking porno up to the ceiling. Yeah, we know Gus Gus. Okay, cool. Is Gus Gus the cow? No, he's a mouse. He's the fat mouse. The fuck is Gus Gus? I don't know. You don't know Gus Gus from Cinderella? No.

No, I'm a 40-year-old man. How do I know Gus Gus? Yeah, when Gus Gus, when Cinderella came out, that was like, it was a cracking-ass Disney movie. That was like the 50s. Yeah, you weren't born when Cinderella came out, mind you. Mind you!

Well done, Adam. When did Cinderella come out? Cinderella was popping. That was like a... No, it came out in 1636 or 1634. Yeah, but it was still cracking in the 90s. Well, I know Becca just put it in the chat. I recognize this character. That's Gus Gus. He's a legend. It's because you have two daughters, right? And you watch... We don't watch Disney. Nobody watches old Disney movies anymore. That's...

That is straight from my childhood. Wait, hang on. Why does no one watch old Disney movies? 1950, by the way. Mind you. Because animation like that, you've got to be like CGI Pixar. That's where it's at. No, dude. The OG shit is hot. Kids don't like that shit. No, they do. And the entry point, Adam's very familiar with reaching the entry point.

The Crest. The Crest. Iron Giant. I mean, Iron Giant is a flawless film. And that's how you get back to the animation. Then you're watching the rescuers. You're dipping back into it, baby. None of that is Disney, by the way. That is outside of Disney. That is like Fox animation. It's on the Disney app. Well, Iron Giant, I believe, was Fox.

But if we're just talking about OG animation, my kids watch 101 Dalmatians on God. Yeah, that actually really pisses me the fuck off, Blake, that your family doesn't watch any Disney. That really pees my biscuit. And what's the cutoff? Is it

Aladdin throwback hey yeah Aladdin is throwback at this point okay my kids love that shit Beauty and the Beast is amazing really Blake so when you take your children to Disneyland are they like who the fuck are these characters what is this why are we even here this place sucks take me or do you not take them to Disneyland now there's Star Wars Star Wars is like that's still on and popping

Have you taken them to Disneyland? I've taken my children to Disneyland, yeah. Okay, all right. Let's check it. Three times, mind you. Won't let them watch the movies. I'm not a huge fan of Disneyland. I think that place is kind of trifling. Sus? Are you going to say sus? Yeah, you were. Does it trifle you a bit? It was. It...

It's kind of a little trifling. Big Disney. I don't know. California Land, I'm in. Disneyland? California Adventure? Yeah, that place is sick. He's like, I don't know what it's called, mind you. I mean, my son is obviously too young to go to Disneyland, but I... You'd be surprised. Get him on the teacups. Yeah, throw him on Space Mountain. Scramble his brain. True, but I think Disneyland's cool. It's quaint and it's old-timey. I like that shit. I think it's rad. Yeah. It's cool. Yeah.

You got to remember, Blake's from California. He's seen it all. I'm not a Disney adult or anything. I'm just not that guy, Pat. No one said you were. Relax. Okay, chill out. Well, dude, me either, but you could still like Disneyland without wearing that denim jacket and fucking putting all the pins on. I know. Blake's scared he's going to get sucked in. I'm the one who knew Gus Gus. Fuck y'all. Y'all aren't Disney. I know Disney.

Go ahead. Keep going. It's not an argument of who knows Disney or not, man. Well, it seems like it's getting that way. You guys are saying I don't like Disney. I don't expose my children to Disney. Well, you don't. Don't say exposing children in the same sense.

You're the one who said, like, you know Gus Gus, but then you forbid your children from watching Gus Gus? Weird. Yeah, because it's probably really problematic. I'm not going to watch Cinderella. It's fucking... We learn from our history. That's why I got... Oh, I can't remember the racist movie. Anyway, all of them on repeat. A Time to Kill. Is that racist? Well, I think it's a... I think A Time to Kill is about, like,

and like... Well, sure, but I think it's on the right side of things, right? Sure, sure, sure. Probably a bad idea. Well, actually, I only watched it up to a certain point and then I turned it off. I gotta change this.

I got to change this. James Wood. Well, then you just explain to your children like, oh, it was a different time. Like women had to wear glass shoes. You explain to them, you go, well, my grandparents, they were all racist. Right. And grandpa used to be racist. And then he became less racist as he got older and society changed. Less racist.

The thing about grandpa is now he's less racist. He's way less racist. Way less racist now. He doesn't say it. He thinks it, but he doesn't say it. Because times have changed. Times have changed. And I am the first one that is not racist. Yeah, I'm not. Grandpa's less. It's like the first one to go to college in the family. I'm actually the first non-racist in my family. Yeah. Grandpa's less.

I'm not. And you're actually probably going to be so not racist that it'll end up being racist. Being kind of racist. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of racist. How not racist you are. You're going to hate grandpa. Yeah. Oh, for sure. You're going to end up hating grandpa without a doubt. It's the circle of hate. But I, but I had lucked out and I had kids old enough that grandpa will be dead by the time they end up hitting grandpa. By the time they're old enough to hate grandpa. They'll dodge that. Thank goodness. They'll dodge that.

Blake, no Jungle Book? Jungle Book rocks. Problematic. None of these movies play in my home. I was testing you. It's actually problematic. None of these movies play in my home. They just don't. Old Disney just doesn't hit. Did you ever give it a go? Did you guys watch Tailspin as children? Tailspin? I did not. Remember how sick that tiger in a suit was? Shere Khan? Shere Khan. Like when Idris Elba...

was on the wire, I was like, this is sheer calm. Mm-hmm.

Did he play Shere Khan later? I don't know. I have no idea. I kind of don't remember exactly who you're talking about. I remember watching Tailspin, but I don't remember. You don't know Gus Gus? He was like the bad guy business suit tiger. He was sick. Yeah. That show was fucking sick. I'm going to go watch the episode where they tried to mail a letter super cheap, but then it needed to get there. It was a real... They sent it F class, and then they ended up taking it themselves. Yeah, we need an episode number.

If somebody could DM Anders the episode number of Tailspin. Yeah, slide into Ders' DMs. This shit works, man. People know. People know. Oh my God, look. Idris Elba. Yeah, voices Shere Khan in the 2016 live action film, The Jungle Book. Idris Elba. How did you do that? How did I pull that?

How did I pull that? You cast it. He does have a cool voice. I'm acting opposite Idris Elba in an animated movie that should come out next year. What? Now we're talking. Yeah. Me and Idris Elba, we play dogs.

Couple of dogs. Wait, so does that mean are you going to a wrap party with him or what? Well, it's an animated movie, so there's not really a wrap party, but I'm sure there'll be some kind of premiere that I'll go to and chop it up with my boy Idris. You should throw one. Just throw one yourself. Dude, he's a cool motherfucker. He's so cool. He's probably the coolest. I think he would have made a great James Bond.

I'm kind of bummed. Oh yeah. It's kind of a bummer that that didn't change hands like 10 years ago. I know we got some good what's his name movies recently. Daniel Craig. I like those. He rocks. But man getting a 10 years younger Idris running around doing shit would have been sick.

That would have been so sick. That would have been a game changer. I would have really enjoyed that. Instead, can we announce it here, Blake? Yeah, please do. Please, you guys. It's going to be. I know there's a lot of like Aaron Taylor Johnson shit. That's smoking mirrors, baby. Blake Anderson. Yeah. You're already here. First is the next bond burgeoning. Yeah, baby. Keeping them alive. Just a little sneak peek. Can you do bond James Bond for us? Yeah.

Bond. James Bond. Yeah. Actually, not bad. Kind of works. Durs, you do it. You do it. In like a real, like if I was in this movie and I had to say this iconic line in the scenario. Yeah. Yeah. Blake just did it. And I thought that was really good. You just pulled your dick out of the glory hole. And the guy's like, wait, what was your name, though? Yeah. Oh, OK. So it's cool. Bond. James Bond. Yeah.

You're out of breath. You came so hard, you're out of breath. I like that. Yeah, this guy was just working. You're not fucking him. You're just put your dick through a glory hole. Yeah, but he took his time and he took his soul. He sucked the soul out of my dick. He sucked your soul out. I like to think he gave me a little roller coaster, like a little up and down, a little not yet, not yet. And I go, oh, fuck, this guy's good. Okay. Damn it.

Glorials are funny because for sure it's so like you imagine...

a chick sucking your dick, right? No, no. I imagine nothing. I imagine just the shadows. I imagine nothing. No, I don't. I don't imagine. Well, then why the glory hole? Then, then why not just get your dick sucked in the bathroom? Because it's, you're getting blown by a dude and you don't want to admit it, but you're on the road and you need some fucking dome. Fuck it. Yeah. So, but you're imagining that it's a chick. That's what I'm saying. Uh,

I thought you meant me. I'm like, no, I imagine that it's not a chick. I thought you meant like in my summation. No, no, no, no. If you were to put your dick through a glory hole, you are imagining that it is a girl on the other side. But 100% of the time, it is not a girl. Correct. Not a girl. Not a girl. It never would be a girl. I just want to party. It's not a girl. I imagine it's Bond.

James Bond. In the history of the world, I wonder how, I wonder what the percentage is of an actual woman sucking the dick through the glory hole. In the real world. Under one. It's under one. Oh, way under one.

It's .0000001. Yeah. I don't know. I wonder how much... I mean, they're still probably really in use, right? Blake, it's like you still believe in Santa Claus. What do you mean? Because how did the presents get there? Wait, it's not? It's not? It's not a beautiful maiden on the other side of the wall. Oh, dear. Bond. James Bond. That was yours. Yeah.

Is that pretty good? Yeah. All right. Crikey. Crikey. Oi. Oh, fuck off. Money penny. Money penny.

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Real quick, I just want to address this. Okay, please. Okay. Yesterday. Package thief at the house. Hate that. Hate that. Broad daylight. Dude, your house too, and you live in a little cul-de-sac. It's kind of hard to get down there. It's very hard. And I got the cameras. Can't make out the plates exactly, but I'm going to get this fucking lady. This lady gets out of her Volvo. So this is a V on V crime. Betrayed by your own kind. By my own.

own people and just walks up to my house pretending she's on her phone and I'm like, okay, she's good. Wow. Picks up the package, goes right back to her car, drives away. I post the video on like the local like neighbor's app or whatever and someone's like, she fucking robbed my neighbor too. We're going to get her. We're going to get her. So when your boobs are huge. So remember when I explained my Clippers story in the security guard episode

The entire next day, I imagined like if I did snap and like how I would beat him up and destroy him and like what. And I also like got really violent in my dream, my daydream about how I would maybe bite his face off. Yes. Out of my fist at this person. Yeah. Did you then think like I would have came out with a revolver, shot her once in the leg, got my package back? Yeah.

Did you get really violent in your mind like I did? Yeah, absolutely. And by the way, I just want to note, people say scenario now. And we all used to say scenario. And for whatever reason, we're saying scenario now. I'm pissed now. The scenario that was in my head was that. That's your word, scenario. I come out because I was home. I was in the garage working out. Yeah, you were. No big deal. I was working out for this now fantasy that I have.

Where I come out, she's walking towards the car and I go,

uh excuse me and then she just drops it and keeps walking but just before she gets off my property line yeah i grab her by the fucking hair yeah and just drag her back holding her out like this as she's spaz laying about yeah she's all over whoa so she like immediately like had a stroke or something i'm i'm wringing her neck and then i got the phone out over here i'm like nine one one

we got one straight out of Ghostbusters. Yeah, that was my thing. I was like, am I going to have to like, what am I doing? Am I grabbing this person? Am I holding them down for the police? Am I just taking a picture of the license plate of the car? And that's like the easier way. Yeah, that's a tough one. Finish him. Or is this like the perfect opportunity to like correct?

curb someone. Yeah, curb. Curbstomp. When something like that happens to me, when someone does something to me and it feels like they've stolen from you or you've been violated anyway. Yeah, you've been violated. Yeah, they won't let you back to your seat. They won't let me go back to my seat and it's the fourth quarter of a playoff game. I immediately, the next day, or even on the car ride home, I was just imagining

How I would have how this fight would have gone down and how I would have punched through his face. And then I would have elbowed the other guy. Then the cops would have come. Then they like couldn't get me off of him because I'm biting his face off. Yeah, because I'm eating his throat. And if the Clippers organization is listening right now, hypothetical, total hypothetical. He's not biting anyone's face off.

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. But it's like when Sandy Hook happened. Okay. Adam, you've got the floor. No, sir. I don't like it. Yeah. And Ders and I, this was important. Adam, you got the floor. Why? Why? Why? You liked Sandy Hook? You were pro Sandy Hook? You fucking scumbag. What are you saying, Mayor Blake? No, it's been a second. No, it's been a second. Blake's bowing out because he doesn't think it happened. It doesn't think it happened. Yeah. You're that guy? Gotcha.

Actors, hired actors. Go ahead, Adam. I'm with you. Sandy Hill.

When Sandy Hook happened, I was so mad, right? I felt like as a society, we were violated by this fucking piece of shit that did it. My ex-girlfriend caught... I think I might have told this on the podcast. You did. Yeah, I was in my bathroom and she walked in and caught me choking out the air. I was in the bathroom acting like I was getting the shooter. And I'm like, that...

is that a normal thing or does everyone do that? And I know that Ders does that to some extent, just from what just happened. Do you do that too, Blake? Or are me and Ders just, do we have more testosterone? We're just freaking alphas, dog. If you know me and my guy, Adam, we are alpha.

I don't need it. I don't need any of this because my truck is so fucking big, dude. You can see me coming down the fucking street in my huge H4, baby. Okay, but when there's a you don't let your children watch Disney movies and you don't care about the kids at Sandy Hook. Okay. But you got a big truck? Alright. Wow.

Fair enough. Wow. Okay, well, I feel like you're putting words in my mouth. Yeah, you play it out. You got to play it out. So do you get... When something like that happens to you, do you think of how you could physically harm that person? But do you think of it ending right or wrong? I always think like, oh no, I just killed this person by accident. I always go a little too far. When I thought about eating this man's face, I was like...

Yeah, I shouldn't have eaten his face. I should not have eaten his face. That could get me in trouble. That mugshot? Yeah, no. Was this the blood here? These kind of things don't trigger me to that point. I think the only time I have those scenarios run through my head would be a home invasion. If someone were to come into my home, I would...

then I would have to take crazy measures. I mean, I had that too. And I, I mean the same, I had the same thoughts, you know, but for like a package for not letting me in a seat for messing up my, uh, you put mayonnaise on my turkey sandwich. And I said, no mayo at fricking Jersey Mike's. I'm not, I'm not going to go crazy. That's not, that's an accident. See that, that wouldn't do it. The, the Jersey Mike's mayo wouldn't do it. That's an accident. Unless they write on the bag, no mayo for you, bitch. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, if they wrote no mayo for you, bitch, I'm burning the house down while their family sleeps in their home. In my mind. In my mind. I'm not doing that, but in my mind. In my mind's eye. No. Mind you, I'm not doing that. Right. Yeah, absolutely. You're a burgeoning. Right. He wouldn't do that, mind you, but he's thinking of it. Yeah, no, I don't.

I don't really... I don't focus on that stuff. Okay. All right. You never... So do you take a shit once a week or something? What's bottled up in you? How do you... Do you play guitar at night and express yourself that way? How do I get rid of my rage? I don't have... Yeah. How do you get rid of your toxic male energy? I feel like... Yeah. I don't really have that much. You know... Low T. Yeah. Why are we friends again? I can't...

Low T. I'm trying to put my finger on it here. You can put your finger on it. And have you been tested for low T? What would be some symptoms? Me not having visions of killing people? Not knowing. Not knowing what the symptoms are. I think this. I might have low T. I might need to check my T. How's your T? I might need to check my T.

I'm actually afraid because I'm like, because in your 40s, that's when men start to take tea. That's when you get the tea. And I kind of want to take some tea because I'm like with like aches and pains and that kind of thing. It's supposed to help. It's supposed to feel better. So I'm like, I mean, with my many ailments, I'm like, maybe.

Maybe that's just one thing to add with the chiropractor and the acupuncturist and the body work and the physical therapy and the tea. Maybe that's the X-Factor. Give me some tea. Let me know when you get on that tea. Give me some tea. I feel like tea is becoming like lip filler for chicks. You just like at a point you're like, we're all doing it right. All guys are just getting tea.

What's the side effects? Just being cool as shit and jacked as fuck. That's what I heard. Yeah. Okay. Hey, sign me up. That sounds freaking cool to me, dude. I'm a dude. Also bloody shit. But I'm also kind of like, I don't think I'm like,

Because I have these crazy thoughts when something like that happens. Like, I do get... I have this bottled up rage within me. I don't want more of that rage. I have a perfect amount where it doesn't actually come out. And I'm... During the...

The argument with this guy... Sounds like you sassed your way into a basketball game the other day. It wasn't even that much sass. It really wasn't. In hindsight, I was being fairly polite. I was just saying, I'm not going to go back with you. There is... Unhand me! Adam, but do you think there's... Some of that is you considering that you're a public figure. What if you were just an average Joe and you'd be like...

fuck you man like that shit could come back to you no because i've never but i've never been that way i've never been like fuck you man but you're a child star i was not a child star we became famous at the exact same time uh children quiet on set yeah so i don't think i think i think it's it's just bottled up in me and i don't i don't want more of that because i don't want it to come out i don't want it to actually come out you know what i mean right yeah

It feels like you're laying the groundwork for, uh, for a murder right now where you're like, well, if you check that episode of the podcast, clearly I'm insane. I'm so deep in OJ Simpson shit right now. And everything you're saying is like really alarms are going off. Okay. Well, that being said, uh,

mind you. How deep are you? How much deeper can you get than just watching a couple shows? I'm reading his book. I'm watching shows. Yeah, I'm like... Blake's big into the estate. I'm so deep. Well, no, this is Blake's weird thing. It's like we just have this rage that's in us that then never really comes out. I think this is. Yes. Your thing is you...

Truly love serial killers and you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm intrigued by the psychology of of of a murderer. I think it is a very I like that.

that aspect, I think it's very intriguing. How a person like you could be driven to murder. Not me. You're giving me your case, okay? I hear it already. But see, the thing is you have to have these outbursts, which I don't have. They're all in my mind, my outbursts. Let's keep them there. Okay. They're not out. OJ's thing is he was like a wife beater. He was super violent. Rage issue. Yeah, yeah.

extreme. Maybe brought on by CT. The fact that he didn't get his brain checked out is crazy. Well, now they're going to check it out, right? Maybe. No, they're not. He's getting cremated or he was cremated. It's science. They should just take a little slice. Yeah, they're like, yo, just give us a little piece of the brain. Give us a little piece of the brain. I guess he's not. And also, why not? Just do. Why not? Brain, right? Uh,

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I kind of want to get mine. I probably have CT from the cement truck. Probably shook something loose. I mean, God damn. Again, it seems like he's laying the groundwork. Yeah, man. We've got it. Definitely CT. So who knows what could happen? Who knows what I'm capable of? It's science. Who knows what I'm capable of?

security guard. I think his name was Victor outside the Lexus lounge at the crypto.com arena. Adam's like, I think the name I found on Google was Victor. Hey, I'll see you at game five. Adam, if it happens again, can you just do the Mark Wahlberg from Fear chest pound, please? Oh, gosh.

I know. And then find the owner and be like, my chest, this bruise. I was actually pretty polite during the moment. The rage, that's how it always works. It's like when I'm in an argument, I'm never the guy that's like yelling back at the person. I'm always like, yeah, okay, all right. And then when I get in my car and I'm driving away is when all the rage comes back. When you get home to Chloe. Well, no. You're punching your steering wheel. No,

No, I'm like, I'm not even punching my steering wheel. I'm like thinking of all the things I should have said like in the moment, but I'm just too, I'm too shook. And you're going, you're going what? 90, 95 miles per hour. I'm definitely speeding. Oh yeah. Yeah. Just white knuckle.

This is how Adam... I'm like, they're going to take my car away because I drive to my physical therapy place in the morning. I go there every morning. I drive 120 miles an hour there. I get on the freeway and you get on the freeway and

It's the second exit. I can get up to 120 and get over and I'm done. So you're on for just a moment. Just a moment. I punch it, I go 120 and then I get off. Punching a long on-ramp in California, that's a good time. Oh, it's the best. It's the best. Like, why do they even make them like that? They're hella long and straight. And I'm smoking weed a lot of the time. I'm smoking weed a lot of the time. Allegedly!

I'm worried about you. The take backs and apologies have turned into a full on indictment.

It's just like the groundwork. This is bad. This is bad. No, no. By the way, to make it worse is to go, no, no, of course, I'm kidding. That's all the joke. All this is just... I'm joking. I'm kidding. There's nothing I can't fix at a glory hole at a truck stop. Mind you. That's how I suck the rage out. XUV.

Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here, please? I'm kind of getting excited. Our next episode is episode 200. Maybe there's something big brewing. Who knows? Can we... Next time we go on the road, and I don't know how they do this, but can we do a tea test at our next live show? Absolutely. That would be awesome. I think that'd be cool and fun, guys. Here's what we do. Yeah. We go... You know, I would like...

The next big show to like be in Vegas or somewhere cool, like a big party place. That would be awesome.

That'd be what would happen. We go, we get a doctor, we do the t-test before in sealed envelopes. Yes. Okay? Yes. They give us the envelopes. And we get Tom Bergeron to... Oh, that's actually a really good idea. Thank you, God! Or do we get Jeff Dunham? Do we get Jeff Dunham to come out and the dummy does it for us? I thought you were going to say Maury. I thought you were going to say Jeff Foxworthy, but Maury actually...

is probably the most one-to-one. Maury Povich? Is that what that is? Yeah, Maury Povich. Oh, yeah. That's a sick last name. I don't think I ever thought that. Povich? That's a legend. That's my guy, Povich. Yeah.

Well, I was thinking someone that is in Vegas. Like, he rolls over from the Luxor. But this is a guy famous for opening results. Carrot Top. Yeah. Carrot Top. Or the Blue Man Group. Or the Blue Man Group just comes and does drums as we... That's something. That'd be sick. Yeah, that's a great call. Hopefully, we're coming to Vegas. We'll see. Isaac. Isaac, get on it.

Yeah, I think finding out where our tea... I bet we're going to be surprised. What if Blake has the highest tea? Whoever has the lowest tea? And I have zero tea. There's a chance. Maybe that's... I mean, it's possible. My body's falling apart. I think whoever has the lowest tea, the other people pay for their tea. Oh, okay. Oh, that's a good idea. And that's just a soft way of me saying, like, I'm not hanging out with you guys unless your tea's up. Okay. And you could also have low tea, Durs. To which I say, guys, I need a little help.

Really? I need a little help. I would love, if I had the lowest, I would love some help paying for my tea. Yeah. It would also explain why my dick's shrinking. But like, any other... How much does tea cost?

Oh, by the way, dude, I just went to my guy today. My body work guy. Dude, full on chub. It's not body work with this guy. Full on chub. He was shaking it loose today. It was actually a little. It was embarrassing. Today was embarrassing. Anyways, episode 200 coming at you next week. My man's just laying the groundwork. No take backs or apologies from me. He's capable.

of murder and he gets boners episode 200 is gonna be a big one please tune in is that next week a big one next week next step next step baby we made it what a world we love we made it and this was another episode of this this

Is. Important. Yeah. I like that. Nice, dude. Cheat up, baby. All right, cheat up. Hear that? Pumpkin.

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