Welcome to Theories of the Third Kind. Welcome to Theories of the Third Kind. I am one of your hosts today, Aaron, and the other host joining me today is Daniel-san. Yo, what's up guys? Today is Theories Thursday, number three, and we're going to discuss some of the conspiracies that we thought about and that we wanted to discuss with you guys and discuss amongst each other.
And some of those are going to be the Brotherhood of Death, the Hollow Earth connection with the Brotherhood of Death,
The origins of HIV and AIDS theory. And then we have two user submitted theories, the human hybrids and then the TV tones. And then, you know, what we may get into some other topics. We're just going to kind of freestyle it today. So that's what you guys got to look forward to today. Before we start the episode, though, I'm going to do some quick announcements. The first one is that we don't run any ads or take any money from corporate overlords.
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Also, on our website, you can leave us a voicemail with your phone or potato, and we will play them each Thursday. Do it. Yeah, so with that being said, let's hop into the first topic, Daniel's son, the Brotherhood of Death. I came across this, and whew.
It's pretty interesting, huh? I mean, it sounds like something out of Skyrim, if you ever played Skyrim. It does kind of sound like something off of Skyrim, to be completely honest. But it sounds scary, legit. Like, just scary. It does sound pretty scary. So, do you want to start it off? So, the Brother of the Death is the name given to a rumored worldwide coalition of supposedly primarily satanic organizations. Each organization has, as its logo, the skull and two crossbones.
The emblem we most commonly associate with pirates. The German branch of the Brotherhood of Death was allegedly the Tool Society. Here's a little background about the Tool Society. Tool Society was a German occultist group founded in Munich right after World War I. The society sponsored the... Deutsch. Deutsch. Yeah, you know what? I cannot say that. Basically the Germans' worker party.
Gotcha. Yeah, like the People's Worker Party that represented the people for the German, the Deutsch people. The Deutsch, which was later reorganized by Adolf Hitler into the National Socialist German Workers Party or the Nazi Party.
A primary focus on the Tool Society was concerning the origins of the Aryan race. In 1918, people who wanted to join the society had to sign a special "Blood Declaration of Faith" concerning their lineage which states the following: "The signer hereby swears, to the best of his knowledge and belief, that no Jewish or colored blood flows in either his or his wife's veins, and that among their ancestors are no members of the colored races."
Little racist now, are we? You know, we're just... What a bunch of assholes, huh? I mean... Like, how do you... Colored blood. Like, how do you figure that out? God damn it. You know, when they're sitting there, they're like...
Where are you, everybody? Come on, it's time to sign here. Now, what I want you to do is show me that your blood is not colored. That's weird. Your blood came out blue. Your blood, it's red. It's colored now. You cannot be a part of a party. How dare you? You do not join this cult. Anyways, I thought that was pretty crazy. But in 1919, Hitler decided to join this tool society, which at the time was led by Dietrich Eichhardt.
Just a quick little note that Hitler didn't rise to power until 1933. So when he joined this tool society, he was 30 and he came, he actually came into power at the age of 44.
So keep this Diedrich Eichhardt guy in the back of your head too. We'll get back to him like here in a minute. So the Brotherhood of Death had an ambitious plan to reshape society in a more controllable form with their end goal being surveillance and monitoring of an increasingly isolated and easily influenced population. Sounds pretty familiar, huh? Kind of like what's going on today.
Anyways, so the Brotherhood of Death believed firmly that contact with ancient powers of spiritual evil, a.k.a. Satan, was not only attainable, but very desirable. And that following the plans of their master Satan, that they could achieve great earthly power.
They used sexual... I don't know why I'm laughing at this. They used sexual perversions and practices to fuel their magical operations, which made their spells and rituals phenomenally powerful and opened channels of communications to the forces of evil. Supposedly. I guess I'm laughing because I can only imagine them just sitting there baiting away. That's not all Satan. Fucking Satan. No.
Take the spell. So by tapping the power of evil, the tool society was able to manipulate the consciousness of the German people and bring the Nazi power to prominence. By appealing to the basic human psychology of hatred, fear, and greed, the Nazi party was able to divert the current of evil into the minds of people and foster a political climate that led to Hitler's rise.
Once Hitler was in power, it was simple to steer the world into a gigantic war. With the death camps providing the incredible amounts of magical energy needed to change human consciousness forever. Now this is where it gets a little weird. I mean, beating off to Satan isn't weird enough. But this is where it gets even more weird. On his deathbed, Diedrich Eichhardt is said to have announced, follow Hitler, he will dance.
But it is I who have called the tune. I have initiated him into the secret doctrine. Open his centers of visions and given him the means to communicate with the powers. That's fucking crazy, huh? Pretty crazy right there. That guy's crazy. The Brotherhood of Death. Supposedly some satanic cult that fed off the dark energy of Hitler's, I guess, reign. I don't know. And his bait sessions. What do you think of that?
And his bait sessions. Actually, no, they did the bait sessions. Oh. Apparently. You think that really happened behind the scenes? Oh, man. You know, I'm not sure about like when it started, but I do believe that there might be a brotherhood of death or whatever. You know, assassins, you could say. You're talking like Assassin's Creed now? Yeah. You know, something like that, but no magic. Well, I think that the satanic is used as a way to kind of like...
give fear but i do believe that there's powers and energies that people can't see that you can tap into but i'm always pretty skeptical when they start talking about like uh you know them doing sexually perversion and practices to fuel their magical operations which made their spells and rituals phenomenally powerful and open channels of communications to the forces of evil
I don't know, it just throws me, like, it makes me think that, you know, all the sexual perversion stuff are just something for misdirection. And then all of a sudden, oh, look at this magic power I have. Yeah, it does seem like that. I don't know. So there's that theory. A little interesting thing that I ran into while kind of, like, researching this Brotherhood of Death was the topic of Hollow Earth. Are you familiar with that theory? I am not.
Okay, so I know this is going to sound a little crazy, but just follow me for a few minutes down this rabbit hole, okay? All right, I'm jumping down that hole. Okay, so the hollow Earth theory is believed by many that the interior of the Earth is populated by several bizarre groups and that below a 1,000-mile-thick crust, the Earth is hollow and illuminated by an inner sun.
It is well known that many high-ranking Nazis believed that the earth was hollow.
It is recorded that in the 30s, Nazi expeditions were sent to Antarctica and Tibet to try and find a way to contact people living under Earth. Even one of the most powerful figures in the Nazi party, Hermann Goering, conducted rocket experiments based on this hollow Earth theory. Some people believe that the members of the Thule Society and other Nazis escaped into the hollow Earth at
the end of the war and established colonies there no shit colonies and maybe that's why antarctica is uh off limits possibly see now you're saying this i'm thinking like the movie center center of the earth atlantis dude it's fucking aquaman hiding in the center of there too that's where probably that's where he got his trident right there go down there they're all gonna have bait sessions trying to open up those channels satan's just there watching
He's the inner sun. Yeah. So kind of the most mysterious fact that I found out about the hollow earth, because I started digging a lot of controversy around hollow earth, a lot of controversy around flat earth. My favorite is the worm earth, just a real long worm, hot dog shaped earth. Anyways, the most mysterious fact.
Fact regarding the hollow earth was that on November 25th, 1912, an American researcher and author Marshall B. Gardner submitted an application to the United States Patent Office to obtain a patent on the theory that is the earth was hollow.
18 months later, after much delay, paperwork, and investigation, the U.S. government decided to grant Gardner the United States Patent 1096102, which is stated to be the Hollow Earth Theory. Well, damn. So he got paid to make that up? Yeah, I have no idea how. I'll be completely honest. I have no idea. Patents work.
So I don't know if you could make some bullshit up. Like I could make up the, I could patent my hot dog shaped earth theory and see if they would give me a patent on that. In space is just pretty much the bun that wraps around it.
A big old freaking hot dog. We live in a hot dog universe. Anyways, that was my two things. The Brotherhood of Death and the Hollow Earth Connection. I guess I say connection, but it's only really like one simple thing that that's where the tool people are going to be going. Atlantis. Yeah.
So you had something interesting, the origins of HIV and AIDS theory. I thought that was super interesting. It's always interesting hearing theories about this topic.
The dermatologist Alan Cantwell, in self-published books entitled AIDS and the Doctors of Death, an inquiry into the origins of the AIDS epidemic in 1988, said that HIV is a genetically modified organism developed by the U.S. government, the virus that was then introduced into the population through hepatitis B or via the hepatitis B vaccine. Experiments performed on gay and bisexual men between 1978 and 1981 in major U.S. cities
Cantwell claims that these experiments were directed by Wolf Smusness. That's an interesting name. That's a weird last name. That's a very weird last name. And that there was an ongoing government cover-up of the origins of the AIDS epidemic. And Behold a Pale Horse, radio broadcaster. Great book. Sorry. You read the book? Oh, I got it right on my stand. And Behold a Pale Horse, written by Bill Cooper. Dude, I'm at the...
Read that then. I'll send it to you. Yeah. Radio broadcaster and author Milton William Cooper. So I'm guessing that's Bill Cooper. Yep. Prose that AIDS was the result of a conspiracy to increase the populations of black Hispanics and homosexuals. Man, these freaking Satan worshipers and these government people are really a bunch of racists, huh? And homophobic. Homophobic racists. Yeah. What a bunch of assholes, huh? Yeah.
But on a side note, the Nation of Islam endorses the view that governments and pharmaceutical companies have pursued genocidal racist policies, including the creation and spread of HIV. Consequently, the group called for a boycott of U.S.-sponsored vaccination programs for children.
Now they're going after the kids. I don't know, man. It's a very, that's just, man, we're touching on all the hot topics, the flat earth and then the vaccine. Those are probably the two, actually, I'll bunch them in. I would say the three hot topics when it comes to conspiracies that if you want to get anybody pissed off and riled up is you either talk about vaccines, you either talk about flat earth, or you talk about the Holocaust. You talk about any of those three. No shit.
Those are like the people are very divided. I feel like, you know, now you just called out Islam and the anti-vaxxers, too. I didn't call. I mean, we didn't call them out. I mean, that's what their views are based on vaccines. And they've they've made those. They said that they said they endorsed the views that the government and pharmaceutical companies are doing these racist policies. But.
Yeah. Back to like the whole the three hot topics. I mean, you never hear anybody, anybody arguing over the reptilians or being like extremely divided. You know, somebody says, I don't believe in reptilians. How the fuck do you not believe in reptilians? How dare you? I'm going to beat the shit out of you, you piece of shit. You don't hear people. You don't hear that.
You don't have people fighting over. What are these two men in the park fighting over? Well, goddamn, one of them said that the reptilians didn't exist. Son of a bitch. Let's beat his ass. Anyways. All right. Let's get into the human hybrids. So I received an email a few days ago, and I thought it was pretty interesting. This person obviously wanted to stay a not he or she.
wanted to stay anonymous. The email contained a link to a post that they made on a conspiracy form, actually, and as well as the post itself. This is what the email said, and this is exactly what was posted on the post, but I'll explain that later after I say what the email says. So it says, okay, this is going to sound insane and will be very long. Actually, it's not that long.
but it's genuine disclosure of something that most people believe is only sci-fi fantasy horror. I work for the National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering. This is a government arm of bio research that has many tentacles in many places, so to speak. DARPA is involved. The large pharmaceutical companies are involved, as are the science branches of certain military outfits.
The division I work in has the following main focuses. Biointerfaces, which bridge the physical, chemical, and biological divide in living systems. Biomedical devices, which advanced non-imaging medical inventions. Engineered biology, which controls living systems for biomedicine. I would like to let a few tidbits of reality slip into the ether.
Remember, a while back, a movie called Sorry to Bother You starring Lanketh Stanfield? The premise was pretty wacky and had major twists. One of those twists was that the company he worked for kept human horse chimeras in captivity for various purposes. It learned that these beings were once human test subjects and were transformed into monstrosities called ecologons.
Equisapiens. Okay, so these creatures have a real-life counterpart that directly influenced them.
The director and writer of the film is from California and was fed the idea for the screenplay by someone in the government who knew these creatures were not fiction, that regularly pursues talent in Hollywood in the entertainment sector, that knew these creatures to be a real thing. Human-animal hybrids exist, and our government, along with other governments, routinely experiment on humans to create them, and for other unethical purposes.
I've personally seen some of these creatures. Some of them have been leaked to the public, such as a pig-human hybrid, although the photos of it are fabricated.
I have even seen creatures that do not appear to have originated from human or animals. Lots of these people that are experimented on are people who have gone missing. I don't want to make too many unbelievable revelations here, but most of them go missing while in national parks, at least for the U.S. victims. All right, I'm going to stop right there.
We did an episode on national parks and people going missing called the Missing 411. And there were a lot of people going missing then too. Yeah, a lot. There's like a lot of people. It was like something like, I don't know, I want to say like 8 million people go missing per
A year? Maybe it was just 8 million kids. I don't know. Don't quote me. You're going to have to fact check that, people, because my memory is gone right now. Anyways, we'll go back to the email. The folks that control these parks are aware and complicit in these people going missing. Look into how many people go missing annually from national parks. It's staggering. And with modern technology, doesn't make much sense. Majority of these people are never found. No remains. Nothing.
And now you know at least part of the reason why. Other countries likely just flat out kidnap these people and they are whisked off into a secret underground lab that have no ethical qualms or oversight to prevent them from doing what mad scientists dream of.
These laboratory locations are sometimes extremely remote. However, some of them are in very interesting places. One such lab is located in Bloomington, Minnesota, underneath the Mall of America. Holy shit. What? Have you been there before? Oh, yeah, you went there, didn't you? Like last year, the year before? I did.
Dude, that place is huge. I could believe it. If somebody said there's a lab underneath it, I could believe it. I could get lost in that place. No, not to be totally random, but totally reminds me of the show Stranger Things, how there was a lab and stuff underneath the mall. Yeah, I wanted to talk about that after we read this email because I thought, man, I was like, damn.
They're saying that Hollywood influences it. Man, that sounds a lot like Stranger Things. Anyway, so he goes back to the Mall of America. By the way, Mall of America has a roller coaster on the inside of it, or at least it did when I was there. Freaking roller coaster inside the mall. Did it have one inside there when you went, Dan? Honestly, I can't remember. I was right in the damn middle of it. Big ass roller coaster kids riding in on my comb mic.
Anyways, so I had a colleague that worked there in the underneath Mall of America and he told me the way they gained access to the lab was almost ridiculous. They used specific freight elevators that could go beyond the levels they were listed on the display. Obviously, if a janitor was using this elevator, it would only go to the normal levels. Employees had a special key card that bypassed the civilian areas.
Whenever you hear about some breakthrough medicine or technology that isn't approved for human testing yet or is forbidden, I can guarantee you that human experimentation has already happened. They put on a face by saying human trials are X years away, but in reality, the trials likely started with the humans. Human and machine fusion and integration is almost is also happening.
Remote-controlled neural interfaces, cybernetic limbs with thought-controlled weaponry, entire mechanical organ replacement, technology that can restore eyesight even with severed optic nerves, full-body transplants have been successfully performed. The list is long. Obviously, lots of these victims die during and shortly after the procedures.
I've heard rumors that the remains are fed to some entities that are also in captivity and possibly of extraterrestrial origin. This isn't a joke or a cry for attention. I just have been compelled to get this information out. If the general public knew a fraction of the things that go on in the absolute darkness, there would be riots everywhere.
for dozens of different outrages. Human infants are also a huge part in this. Planned Parenthood has been involved in nefarious activities since inception. The recent revelations involving them and other abortion doctors and clinics is only the tip of the iceberg. Ooh, Planned Parenthood's going to come after you now. Yeah, yeah, they are. So that's the end of the email. Now, I did click on the link that went to the conspiracy forum where he posted it, and that post was deleted.
along with the account that he posted it from. However, I did go to the archive.org, and the web crawler did do a web capture of the post, and I verified that it was there along with his account. So it was either himself or the...
form guy deleted it in his account. I thought it was interesting. But let's go back to this email. It sounds a lot like... Okay, spoiler alert. If you haven't seen Stranger Things, it sounds a lot like Stranger Things. I mean...
All the way from the underground lab being under the Mall of America, the elevator that goes all the way down, and they got to have a key card, right? Yep. I mean, that's like right with that, you know? Ow. Did you smack your face with a mic? I smacked my mic with my hand. I was showing off. I'm the boss here. Fuck you, mic. That's right.
So, I mean, some of this stuff is a little crazy, but I don't see it way too completely far-fetched. I mean, maybe feeding the leftovers of people to some extraterrestrial beings that are held in captivity? Or the pig-human hybrids, because pretty much pigs will eat anything you throw in there with them. Yeah, that's true. Pigs even eat bones and teeth. Yep, so they get rid of evidence or leftovers. Yeah. The human trials, I totally believe...
Do you think they have cybernetic limbs? Oh, probably guaranteed. Guaranteed. You think you got some cybernetic penises? You know they do. Are you going to put in for one? Oh, I've already pre-ordered. Okay, good. I pre-ordered some thought-controlled weaponry. With a penis. Anyway, so I started looking up if there was laws against human hybrids. They actually have a law? Well, they tried to pass some laws against human hybrids.
So in 2005, a bill passed the U.S. Congress and was signed into law by President Bush, and it contains specific wording forbidding any patents on human or human embryos.
Hmm. Which, eh, not really human hybrid, but... That'd be probably part of the human cloning, right? Yeah. Yeah. So then in 2006, President George W. Bush brought up the topic in his 2006 State of the Union Address in which he called for a prohibition of human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating
creating human-animal hybrids, and also buying, selling, or patenting human embryos. He argued a hopeful society has institutions of science and medicine that do not cut ethical corners and that recognize the matchless value of every life. He also stated that humanity should never be discarded, devalued, or put up for sale. Yeah.
Yeah. In the terms of the outright bans on hybrid research in the first place, a measure came up in 2007 with the U.S. Senate, and it was called the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2007, but it ended up failing. And then the following year, in 2010, or 2010, 110th Congress, they tried again with an outright ban on human hybrid research, and it was entitled the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2008.
And the text of the proposed act stated that the human dignity and the integrity of the human species are compromised. If such human hybrids exist and set up a punishment of imprisonment for up to 10 years, as
As well as a fine of over $1 million. $1 million? $1 million. So through attracting support for many co-sponsors and representatives, the act failed to get through Congress. And that's it. That's all I could find. There's like no laws against human hybrids. Not like the people would care, though. Oh, shit, we can't. Oh, shit, we cannot do this human hybrid. Over here, we cannot do it. There's a law. President George Bush signed it in. We must end it now. No, they don't.
Yeah, they don't give a shit. Not like the law would matter for them anyway if they're making human hybrids or doing way nefarious other shit, you know? I mean, if they're doing human hybrids, I want to know which hybrids they've tried. Is there like a human eagle hybrid? You know, fucker has like some big ass wings, fucking American flag taped to his back. I want to see the human hybrid fighting championship.
I want to see what's the baddest human hybrid there is out there. You made me think of Celebrity Deathmatch, but Human Hybrid Deathmatch. What human hybrid do you think would be the champion? Obviously, like the biggest jacked human possibly with what animal cross? All right. So my favorite animal slash rodent would be the squirrel. So I would think that. Oh, my God. Have the jackest human ever hybrid squirrel.
So that fucker has like a big fluffy tail and some big chompers in the front. Okay, I would put my, let's see, what would be a good human hybrid? Probably, well, I say gorilla, but. I mean, they're already close to being, you know, human. Yeah, human. We'll have to go with like a rhino. Have a big ass horn on it and.
And thick skin, you just run right into your squirrel with its horn. But man, that squirrel will jump out of the way. All right, let's roll into tell me about these the TV tone theory, which is really not a theory. It's it's true that you found out that this shit is really happening. Yeah. So, you know, we received a message a day ago that was very interesting and it was a message about TV tones.
Supposedly, TVs, aka televisions, emit a tone during ad breaks that are inaudible to humans but that smartphones are listening for.
Now, corporate entities can link your TV and your phone as belonging to the same person. It means government entities can play a tone through the TV, ping all the phones in the room, identifying the whole group. That's kind of scary. It kind of brings up the fact like, you know, you're on, say, Facebook and an ad pops up. It's something that you and your significant other were talking about. You're just like, how'd they find that out? I've had that happen to me so many times of me talking with my coworkers about
Something random, like a ladder or something. And I'll get on Facebook, which I should probably have deleted a long time ago. Don't you guys judge me. I know you're judging me. So anyway, so I scroll up and I'll see like an ad for ladders for sale. I was like, what the hell? I didn't even know they had ladder stores online. You know? They have ladder stores online? I had to order me one of those. No, I'm just kidding. Oh.
No, but I get random. I'll be something, you know, it may sound crazy, but a couple of times I've thought about some very specific things and I'll go on Facebook and an ad will come up for those things. See, I feel crazy. I feel crazy, but it has happened multiple times. All right. So here's something funny. I was at my mom's house today and I was making sure she had everything she needed. And I asked the one thing is like, Hey,
Do you have toilet paper? Because I know you haven't gone to the store lately. Do you have toilet paper? I know for a fact I didn't search Google up for toilet paper. I'm scrolling through my Facebook right now and there is an ad for Charmin toilet paper. See? They want to make sure your ass is white. Look, it's like new. Go up to one month before changing your role and it's this big ass roll of Charmin toilet paper. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, we know that they're listening to everything. They're storing everything. It's not a conspiracy. It's a fact. They're storing everything and they're like, what is it? The Utah database. We did an episode over mass surveillance, you know? Oh, yeah. I don't know.
Yeah. And it's quite frightening what they do. They got that tracking technology where your TV can track you and your spouse or whoever's sitting there to see. Or it's a voice monitoring. Something about voice monitoring. When you're talking, it can pick up what mood you're in by the way you're talking. And it gives you ads based on your mood. It's so weird. It's a whole other 1984 movie.
Right here now. Yeah. I mean, Facebook has denied, you know, that they're listening in on your conversations. But of course, you know, they are. Dude, that Mark Zuckerberg, anybody's a robot, that dude is a robot. Hey, he could be reptilian for all we know. Probably a reptilian robot hybrid. Dude, I bet they made him underneath the model of America. He is probably the champion of the human hybrid fightings. Dude, you're probably right.
Anyways. All right. This episode is actually going to be a short episode this week. We're prepping for next week episodes. So Daniel, you got anything to add before we close this one out? Make sure to like, if you have a conspiracy theory or you've seen sightings or something, man, just,
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