The Yakuza Boss Caught Selling Burmese Nuclear Material to Iranian Generals (Sort Of)
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Is your vehicle stopping like it should? Does it squeal or grind when you brake? Don't miss out on summer brake deals at O'Reilly Auto Parts. It's February 12th, 2022, in a hotel room in the Thai capital city of Bangkok.

A city famed for its temples, nightlife and sleaze. But in this particular hotel room, three very desperate men are catching a glimpse of products you don't often see amongst the strip clubs and painted women of the Pechaburi Road. The room itself belongs to a man claiming to be a member of a major Burmese rebel group. The Shan State Army or Karen National Union, we don't know for sure.

And in two plastic containers, in two wooden boxes, are samples of what he and a second man in the room, a Japanese gangster named Takeshi Ebisawa, claims are uranium and thorium, two radioactive elements associated with nuclear energy, or bombs. The uranium is enriched, Ebisawa says. It's what scientists know by a simple, but somehow ominous nickname: Yellow Cake.

The third man in the room is a broker, or at least he says he is, for an Iranian general who Ebassawa and several Burmese friends believe wants to buy the elements to help his nation build a nuclear weapon. He's been clear about this, making sure on several occasions that Ebassawa knows full well the uranium is for "W" purposes, that's weapons, not peaceful ones. The broker checks the stuff out, it looks legit.

He takes a couple pics and says yeah, the Iranian general is going to want in on this. The men shake hands and they say their farewells. Then the Burmese rebel takes his little wooden boxes and heads to one of his group's safe houses across town. Thing is, he's been followed all the way by Thai cops. The broker is, of course, a DEA agent. And his Iranian general? Pretty one-dimensional character if you ask me, but a fiction nonetheless.

The agent has been working Ebisawa, a purported boss of Japan's Yakuza, for three years, brokering all kinds of drugs and weapons deals. Catching him trying to traffic nuclear material to Iran? Well, that's the cherry on top of the yellow cake. Within days, Ebisawa and a group of co-conspirators are behind bars, awaiting extradition to the US, the dopes in a sting operation that could have been lifted straight from Hollywood.

But how legit is the bust? And who is Ebisawa? The stout, goateed gangster cops have been saying for years is a Yakuza don, despite that not really being a thing. Welcome to the Underworld Podcast.

Hello and welcome to the podcast about global organized crime where two journalists with bylines at esteemed publications including the Barkley and Dagenham Post, Pimp Guides and Vice bring you weekly tales from the black market.

Now, you might have read some news stuff about today's show generated all kinds of headlines last week, and it was too mad not to write about. And actually, we've jointly written a show today, which is a bit different and perhaps exciting. But I promise you this Yakuza, Yellow Cake, Burmese rebel, Iranian general, Bangkok undercover agents thing is way, way dumber than you think it is.

I just want to interject that you should be punished for writing the line cherry on top of the yellow cake. You should be glad that I'm getting the shit puns in right at the top of the show. I mean, I'm trying to use them up early on.

Anyway, we're going to go deep on this thing and some of the underlying issues behind it in just a few moments. First, a request to follow and subscribe on all our socials so we get a few pennies off big tech. And we've got a ton of bonuses coming up, as always, for Patreon members who are, let's face it, way, way better people than those of you just listening. Don't pay us stuff. I actually bought one of those halo lights to do video interviews with, so you might even see my face on this thing, which is pretty terrifying. Yes, our YouTube channel is all...

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Anyway, yeah, briefly before the yellow cake, I just want to say a quick RIP to Flacco, the Central Park Eurasian Owl. I guess like star of New York City died last Thursday at just 13. Peace up, brother.

But, yeah, was he murdered? Katrin Einhorn at the New York Times thinks he could have been. And she wrote this, frankly, brilliant lead. Quote, Flacco spent a year defying expectations, an owl born into captivity who quickly learned to hunt and fend for himself in the wilds of New York City. That ended on Friday when he flew into a building near Central Park. What went wrong?

Did he hit a window that he failed to perceive as glass, like hundreds of millions of birds across the United States each year? Or was he compromised in some way that impeded his ability to navigate New York's concrete canyons? Jesus. I mean, first of all, I want everyone to know that Sean laughed when he talked about, he chuckled when he talked about that bird hitting a window. These were tears. These were tears. You just don't, you don't get my emotional cues. But also like the New York Times, man, it's just, that is, it's a...

Anyway. I mean, they're just asking questions. Failure of media. What can you... I just want to point out that Barry, another celebrity in New York, Al...

Died after hitting a car in 2021. Reportedly had high levels of rat poison in her system. Another theory is lead poisoning or avian flu. I mean, we're going to keep a close eye on this one, guys. Yeah, I don't know. No, we're not. No, we're not at all, are we? But the old Chinguito, the narco monkey thing did really well. So I thought I'd just tee this up. Anyway, that is enough of Flacco and Owls and Chinguito. Anyway, to the main show.

Takeshi Ebisawa. I mean, you may have missed it, but this month's indictment, it's actually the continuation of an indictment from April 2022. And that's when Ebisawa was first nabbed for guns, drugs and money laundering charges. Back then, U.S. Attorney Damian Williams praised the undercover agents involved in the narcotic side of this case, saying, quote,

The drugs were destined for New York streets and the weapons shipments were meant for factions in unstable nations. Members of this international crime syndicate can no longer put lives in danger and will face justice for their illicit actions. Yeah, also new season of Tokyo Vice by a friend of the pod, Jake Adelstein, it's great. So you should really be watching. Oh man, I watched like the first episode of that on a flight recently and then the only other episode they had was like episode eight. Why do airlines do that? What's the point? It's so dumb.

Anyway, yeah, definitely should watch that. The indictment from this year anonymizes Ebershar was three co-defendants.

But weirdly, you'd only need to go back to the April 22 filings to find out their names, which are Thai and about 28 syllables long, so I'm not going to say them here, because as we well know, you guys don't like names. But anyway, all three are Thai nationals, one has dual US nationality. Before that, I can't find any record of Ebisawa whatsoever, which could be because he's a criminal mastermind Yakuza boss guy, although...

As we're about to find out, that is pretty unlikely given he can barely rub two brain cells together. And because there's really no such thing as the, quote, Yakuza as a unified thing anyway. They're all disparate groups like the Yamaguchi Gumi, the Sumiyoshi Kai. Yeah, you know, but I feel like that's kind of always the case with these groups, right? Like we say Mafia boss or Kimura boss or even like...

you know, leader of the Bloods gang, right? When there's like 15 different versions of Bloods, I don't even, probably even more. Same thing with various mafias. So, I mean, that's not the kind of thing that I think right away, like, makes me suspicious. You know, it's just something that they do for the general public who isn't aware of the intricacies of these groups and how divided they are. Well, that's what makes me wonder about it because

Why does Japanese gangster not work? Why do they need to throw this Yakuza thing in? It's just because they want headlines and whatever? Yeah, it's the kind of thing that gets attention. And like, you know, he could be a boss of a Yakuza group, but it's the same thing. Like when they indict a mafia boss, they don't say like,

Well, maybe with the mafia in New York, but they don't say like the boss of this family or that family for the most. They start off saying mafia boss and you see the same thing with the Bloods or other gangs, other groups that we just know. Like there's no such thing as the actual Russian mafia, right? There's just organized crime groups. So it's kind of like,

I think it's just something that law enforcement does initially to, like you said, get headlines, but also because they don't want to go into specifics right away because it won't make any... If you said he's the boss of the Yamaguchi... Like, no one's going to know what that means, right? Okay, well, that one's debunked by Danny Gold. So, in fact... Anyway, the DOJ indictment, right? So, I read all, I think, 87 pages of it, so you guys don't have to...

calls Ebisawa, quote, leader of the Yakuza organized crime syndicate, a highly organized transnational Japanese criminal network that operates around the world.

And it also says he's been doing narcotics and weapons trafficking and his network extends throughout Asia, Europe and the US. So he's pretty big time, according to that. I mean, Ebisawa's lawyer told The New York Times that he wouldn't comment on the specific charges in this case, but adds that, quote, when this case is tried, it will be clear that Mr. Ebisawa is not a leader of any sophisticated criminal syndicate, Yakuza or otherwise. Well, that's

if that's the only thing he's uh fighting the case on then i think oh takeshi's a little bit screwed but uh yeah maybe that's true but fine let's not get too lost in semantics because again i don't think you guys like names but this strange tale actually begins back in early 2020 in a quote series of telephonic and electronic communications

And by the way, the feds are saying this is encrypted, in quotes, to make it seem like cloak and dagger. It's actually WhatsApp. This bozo is doing a nuclear deal on WhatsApp. I think we need the curb theme tune after like half of these bits of information. ♪

Yeah, don't WhatsApp your crimes, but also like a lot of people do. And even like things like Signal get, you know, they get leaked as well. So, you know, just don't discuss them in electronic conversations. I think the best thing people were doing, right, was back in the day,

over like video games or a draft folder of emails. I think that was ingenious until they caught on. I think a lot of syndicates now use the code beneath like shopping websites to hide stuff.

So I read that loads of stuff, if you go on like Ikea somewhere, then if you go under the thing for like, I don't know, they call them like spunk or whatever, the chest of drawers, you can find code. There's actually people dealing drugs and stuff under that, which is pretty, pretty ingenious. It's not WhatsApp is what I'm saying. Anyway, Ebisawa tells an undercover DEA agent named in the indictment as UC1 and a DEA confidential source.

called CS1, that he has access to a large quantity of nuclear materials that he wants to sell. I mean, he's screwed from the beginning, isn't he? So here's the scene setting. We've got one alleged gangster and two other guys, both of whom are government assets. And on February 8th that year, Ebisawa reaches out to our CS1, that's the informant, if he has a buyer for, quote, uranium that he claims is, quote, dangerous and not good for your health.

So not the health serum form of uranium, just to be clear. Then Ebisawa sends a bunch of photos of a dark, rocky material next to a Geiger counter. That's a handheld phaser-looking thing that measures radioactivity. I mean, this is all starting to sound like some elaborate Nigerian scam right now. Yeah, but it's actually interesting because I assumed it was going to be a situation, from what you were saying about it not smelling fishy, that it was going to be a situation where the undercover agents asked Ebisawa

him to procure this firm, not the kind of thing where he was straight up offering it out of the blue, you know? So here's what I think, because there are some whispers in the stuff that I've read about this going on for a year beforehand. So I don't know who reached out to whom to begin with. There was something in the indictment about this being activity that had been going on since 2019, but then they don't actually start the story until 2020, which makes me a little bit suspect that

that they actually might have reached out to him. But I don't know. So...

Uh, yeah, I guess we'll find out in due course. Anyway, as luck would have it, CS1, that's the informant, does have a buyer for uranium. That's lucky, isn't it? Guess who? Yes, the undercover DEA guy, UC1. In June and August that year, so 2020, Ebisawa sends a load more photos of this brown stuff to the agent, alongside pages of what he claims are lab analyses showing elements of uranium and thorium.

Thorium is an element that's long been claimed to be used in nuclear devices, but as far as I can tell, it actually isn't. It's like a debunked thing. Anyway, at this point, it starts getting really Mel Brooks because CS1, the DEA agent, says he or she has got just the guy who'd be interested in buying nuclear material like this, an Iranian general, no less.

On August 31st 2020, Ebersole asked the agent if Iran might "buy directly from us". "Yeah, no problem", the agent says. "Let me just intro you guys via email", as you do with Iranian generals. But the general, the agent says in the subsequent message, is "the decision maker on the stuff you have available for sale and he is very interested".

And then a week later, he sends Ebersawah another message. I mean, see if this one wouldn't have pricked up your ears a bit. Quote, how enriched is it? Above 5%? They don't need it for energy. Iranian government need it for nuclear weapons. I mean, come on, man. Ebersawah, quote, I think and I hope so. I mean, you still think this guy's a criminal genius? Nah, me neither.

This goes on and on. Ebisawa claims he's got almost $7 million of the stuff, and the agent and the Iranian general being like, hell yeah, man, just give us all you got. We're building a big fat nuke to destroy the evil West. In mid-September, Ebisawa's on a call and he's like, just so you guys know, I don't have a license to deal with these materials.

He also says he can supply plutonium that's even better than uranium for Iran, which is clearly BS. The agent doesn't mind this one bit. Quote, this is going to be a very quiet and secret illegal transaction, they say. Yes, Ebisawa shoots back. So that is why we need to talk fast about that. This guy must have been just like punching the air every time Ebisawa sent him a message.

You may have guessed already, but yeah, the Iranian general is of course another confidential source. So now Ebisaru is one of four participants in all of this, and the other three are all plants. I mean, you might be having sympathies for our man Takeshi at this point. He's no mega spy. He's doing deals for uranium on WhatsApp and email. So come on, man. But he's getting stitched up pretty hard when all it seems he's trying to do is scam some black marketeer in the Iranian government, which...

you know, isn't that bad? Yeah. I mean, I guess it depends, right? Is he a grifter or is he seriously trying to procure it? Cause I thought, yeah, you know, if he straight up came out with the offer, different, different story. But if he's a grifter, then you got to respect that sort of hustle and screwing over those sorts of people. So I guess, I guess we'll find out, won't we? We'll find out incredibly shortly. Uh, so now it's May 2021.

And yeah, things are going to change a little. Remember the Fed said Ebisawa is a weapons dealer? Well, on May 9th that year, he sends a list of stuff he wants the DEA agent to get for his clients. Again, this entire list is just casually sent on WhatsApp. I mean, this guy does less secure deals than your neighborhood weed dealer. Ebisawa wants, and here we go.

5,000 AK-47s with 25,000 clips and a million rounds. That's your standard fare, I guess. 5,000 M16s, same ammo and clips.

20 M20s. So these are fat recoilless anti-tank machine guns used extensively in that famously modern war Korea. Ebersole wants 35,000 tracers, 35,000 regular rounds for these. I mean, this is not stuff you can get down the local gun show, although I'm not American, to be fair. Maybe you can. Can or already have, listener? Well, I mean, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king, as they say in New Zealand with guns.

Next up, some mortars, because who doesn't need mortars? Ebersole wants 80 units of varying calibers, of course. He wants 20 sniper rifles, doesn't specify which, just sniper rifles, 10 with regular scopes, 10 with night vision scopes, 1,000 rounds for those bad boys, whichever models they are. And then he wants 50 RPGs, 500 rockets, because why not? And 50, quote, portable SAMs, which are, I think, manpads similar to javelins, if you heard about them from the war in Ukraine. Yeah.

Ebisawa wants, quote, reloadable? If yes, then additional rockets. 100 pieces. Yeah, he might not be that good a guy. I'm just going to throw that out there. No, I think this is sort of harming his defense somewhat. Funnily enough, Ebisawa is careful enough to codename weapons as bamboo before then just writing them all down on WhatsApp.

Two of the tires, that's his code conspirators, believe the weapons have been filtered from a U.S. base in Afghanistan. So there may be among the billions of pieces of weaponry left behind by the Americans when they pulled out in May 2021. Who knows? But.

Who is Ebisawa's buyer for this stuff? Okay, so he wants the stuff for his buyers. He wants to swap that basically for the nuclear material. Well, he says it's a, quote, buyer's boss named as CC, co-conspirator one in the file, who is the leader of an ethnic insurgent group in Burma.

Then Ebisawa introduces the agent to two other brokers, also unnamed in the indictment. But this is probably the most believable stuff here because, and I don't know if you guys have picked up from the last three years of doing this show, Burma is an absolute mess and it has gotten worse lately. Yeah, things are not great there. I'll have a little bit of a rundown of that. But if you want more, definitely listen to the Insight Myanmar podcast. Our friend Joe runs that and he's great. So,

Yeah, let's talk about Burma. First of all, the reason I call it Burma and not Myanmar is because the military junta actually changed the name to Myanmar. And once I was in Thailand like 15 years ago, and I was hanging out with some Burmese guys that fled the country and they were like, don't call it Myanmar, call it Burma. But I don't even know if it was called a junta back then, right? It may have been just your standard military dictatorship. Wait, is there a difference between a military dictatorship and a...

I don't know. Is it also pronounced Junta? I think so. Is it Spanish? I don't know. I think Junta is more of a group. But yeah, because the country had that weird period where it looked like they were liberalizing and reforming a bit. And then, of course, that ended in 2021 when the Junta kind of regained, regrabbed the power. Although most people will tell you that they really never gave it up in the first place. But yeah, Junta.

We've done a few episodes on Burman, what goes on there, going way back, I think, to one of my first episodes on the Rohingya and the human trafficking gangs that prey on them. I've done a documentary on that. To Sean's stories of billion-dollar meth labs, to our recent episode with Patrick Wynn about the WA and opium, heroin, yaba smuggling. And without rehashing everything, like-

One thing you should take away from this is that Burma is a hub for smuggling and trafficking people, copious amounts of drugs and weapons, lots and lots of weapons. Part of this has to do with the fact that since its independence and then more so since it became that military dictatorship in 1962, it's been home to something like, well, I don't know, dozens of ethnic militias, maybe only a dozen prominent ones that have been fighting against the government for decades, like decades long wars, right?

But of recent, you know, we're talking the last two to three years or so, the country has faced an unprecedented civil war after that military coup. Though most people say, like I said, the military was always really in charge despite the supposed loosening of their power in the last decade as, you know, more and more people in the main ethnic group, the Bamar people, they've risen up and are fighting in the more central cities, whereas the ethnic militias, it was usually fighting in the borderlands.

The ethnic militias too, they typically haven't been so friendly with each other, but they're more united than ever at taking down the governments. And they've been making massive gains like never before. And the government is actually seriously under threat and things have gotten just brutal. I mean, the Burmese government has always committed lots of massacres and executions and all that. And they've always been particularly brutal and known for like, you know, just demolishing and killing entire villages, right?

And the current low estimates put the number of dead at around 50,000. And of course, with all these militias, you've got tons of weapons floating around and the smuggling networks are just crazy. Not to mention the two biggest suppliers of weapons to the military junta are, who else? China and Russia. So yeah, lots of weapons, lots of lawlessness and deals with shady people.

Shady country, shady organizations, and a complete breakdown of the state, along with a government willing to do anything to stay in power. Sounds nice. I just thought of another one. What's a cadre? What's a posse? Are these the same? I think cadres and junta have similarities, but I have not checked a dictionary definition.

Okay, we'll do that next time. And then, yeah, I mean, on top of even all this craziness, right, you've got these criminal groups using all of the chaos to build these illegal betting syndicates at casinos buried in the jungle, scam compounds. We've done a couple episodes on that. I'm actually banging down the doors of a couple of editors to send me out there soon. So I really want to do that. I mean, I don't know if this is going out before or after my latest bonus interview. I think probably before.

before but I spoke with a guy last week who helps people escape slavery in Southeast Asia and he was telling me that now Burma is the biggest place for escapees to come from but just a few years ago he didn't really deal with the country at all I mean Edwin Starr really didn't think about the gangsters when he was writing that tune did he

So anyway, Burma, real hot mess. And the Yakuza, well, there's no strangers to illicit weapons deals either. I mean, if you remember the show that we did, God knows how long, like three years ago about the history of them. And now they've come to be pretty toothless overall.

They were all over Hawaii in the mid-1980s when Japan and the US were booming, and so were the houses of major crime family bosses in the land of the rising sun. In one bonkers episode in 1985, members of the Yamaguchi Gumi

Buyers a stack of weapons from what turns out to be FBI agents in Hawaii, including three rocket launchers paid for with 52 pounds of meth and 12 pounds of heroin worth 56 million dollars, which is a lot nowadays. I mean, it's literally a smoking gun case, right?

No, the defense argues that the Japanese word high doesn't just mean yes, but quote, I understand what you're saying. And the jury lets them off. Massive, massive hat tip to that lawyer. Incredible work. Yeah. You talk about that. I think the Yakuza episodes, right? From like the first few months of the podcast. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember back then when we didn't think we'd make tons and tons of money from this? And look at them now. Anyway, Ebisawa, our errant alleged Yakuza boss, has long said hi on his own dodgy deals, right? He's chatting to informants and a DEA agent, and

And his rough plan is to sell a bunch of nuclear material to an Iranian general, who of course is not real, to finance a weapons deal to sell to a group of ethnic Burmese insurgents. I mean, there's a meth craze going on in Japan. The Yakuza run legit businesses. Is this really the best way to make a buck over there? Yeah, I mean, we've tried to educate our listeners. First, it was don't Instagram your crimes.

Do get involved in real estate developments. Buy a laundromat or a car wash instead of a giant chain. But if you are overseas, it is really important. Do not get involved in anything that is bringing weapons or drugs into the US or supplying weapons or drugs to enemies of the US. It's going to get you on lists you don't want to be on. There are so many other countries with incompetent law enforcement agencies who don't have global footprints. There's money to be made there. Focus on that.

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On June 30, 2021, in a, I've got to stress this, a group WhatsApp chat with the Burmese guys and the agents. So he's just bringing them all in now, guys. Hey, meet my friends. I mean, what the F? He sends a photo of a handwritten note claiming he's had stuff with, quote, U3 08 80% purity.

And that is referring to a substance called triuranium octazide. Thanks, guys. I've got to be in GCSE science, which is more commonly known as yellow cake. This is a powder you get around halfway through the process from uranium mining to enrichment for nuclear power. And yes, sometimes bombs.

The agent is, of course, down for this and sweetens the fantasy by telling Ebisawa the Iranian general, the fake one, of course, wants to, quote, send either his nuclear physicist or one of the engineers to see and inspect the powder, which I don't know. I'd be pulling out the trust me bro at this point. But Ebisawa responds. Thanks, my friend. That's THX. Thanks. This is really getting a bit slapstick.

Ebisawa sends a photo of himself then holding a Geiger counter to a bunch of yellow barrels. He's literally getting himself over a barrel saying one of the Burmese rebels has been mining this stuff in his region.

Now, that doesn't sound all that true either. According to the NGO Nuclear Threat Initiative, Myanmar's government has also undertaken some uranium exploration, though the extent and specifics of these activities are unknown. According to Myanmar Ministry of Energy, there are five areas for potential uranium mining.

Myanmar has no confirmed mining or milling facilities despite allegations by dissident groups of the existence of sites near Mandalay, which is right in the middle of the country. And yeah, it gets funnier. Quote, experts at the Institute for Science and International Security, which is ISIS, assert based on independent satellite and photographic imagery analysis. Wow, easy for me to say that the facility in question is most likely a cement plant.

So this is more evidence that Ebersawa and his rebel mates are perhaps pulling a fast one. I mean, we don't know for sure. Right. But of course, the agent doesn't actually need to get his hands on this stuff. So when Ebersawa then goes to his Burmese guys and one of them says he has 100 kilos of enriched uranium, quote, ready to go, he's like,

Well, these guys are just digging their own graves. Yeah. So let's talk smuggling nukes and nuke material. Remember the days of like suitcase nukes and all that? I feel like usually this is the thing associated with former Soviet Union stuff, you know, Pakistan, Iran. But starting in like 1991, there was a huge panic with, I think, good reason about rogue countries, organized crime and terrorists getting their hands on material from the former Soviet Union. It was also the plot line for, I think, what, 60% of action movies from the year 2000.

1993 to 2014, the Soviet Union had 30,000 nuclear weapons and 600 tons of material. And after it fell, you know, countries like Moldova, they didn't exactly have strict security measures in place. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, that was, of course, before now, right? Where Moldova has excellent security and absolutely no organized crime of any kind. I just want to stress that. Anyway, carry on.

Sean, how dare you? In recent years, here's a quote from an Atomic Archive website.

the International Atomic Energy Agency said today in an annual fact sheet summarizing data from the IAEA Incident and Trafficking Database. The numbers, which include some incidents connected to illicit trafficking or malicious use, remained at around the same level as in recent years, which, you know, neat. Look, I don't know too much about this sort of stuff in this episode. It was very last minute. I know there's people who do, but it always kind of struck me as, you know, kind of boring nerd shit, not going to lie. I feel...

I feel like there was a super early Vice doc, like before Vice News, one of their first video pieces where they sold DVDs of them about them attempting to buy smuggled material in Bulgaria or something like that.

But with all Vice stuff made back then, I don't know. I think it's fair to assume it was heavily exaggerated. But nukes, people do want them. Bad people want them. There is, of course, the infamous AQ Khan smuggling network. He's the father of Pakistan's nuclear weapons program who was involved in trying to sell material and tech to fund countries like North Korea, Libya, and others. Yeah, he was the Islamic bomb guy, right? I mean, when he was released from house arrest in Pakistan...

The Obama White House issued a warning that he was still, quote, a serious proliferation risk. I mean, that is a pretty badass name to get from the U.S. state. Yeah, I've always thought it was great that a country that's always teetering on the edge of falling apart, that's a haven for extremists, both in and outside of the government, has a whole bunch of nukes. But, you know, what can you do? Here's another quote from Smithsonian Magazine that's, you know, not that reassuring.

Between 2000 and 2019, the National Nuclear Security Administration reported the disposal and reception of almost 16,000 pounds of the material in plutonium. Enough, according to NNSA Administrator Lisa Gordon-Haggerty, for more than 300 nuclear weapons. So while I was looking into this, yeah, not reassuring, but while I was looking into this, there were kind of lots of mixed messages. Take the story of Oleg Kintsegov. This is February 2006.

He leaves southern Russia with 80 grams of enriched uranium and is planning on selling it for a million bucks to what's said to be a serious Muslim group in Georgia. The country.

The buyer was happy with it. He's going to go get him a lot more, except when he gets to Georgia to make the deal, the serious Muslim organization ends up being the Georgian governments, the FBI, and the US Department of Energy, and he gets arrested, and he gets eight years in prison, which seems kind of light. But here's the thing, and this is from American Public Media. I think this came out in 2017 or 2018. Quote,

The story of Oleg Kintsagov encapsulates the threat from smugglers carrying nuclear material across the porous borders of the former Soviet Union. This type of nuclear smuggling is a staple of Hollywood films and is often cited as the most dangerous source of nuclear proliferation. But the Kintsagov case illustrates something else.

that nearly all reported smuggling cases of fissile material involve low-level figures and only minute amounts of radioactive material, nowhere close to enough fuel to make a bomb. So yeah, kind of different from what we heard above from those experts, and I don't really know if we should put faith in American public media too, but look, I don't know, but I do think it's good that the authorities are constantly on the lookout for

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, just in case anyone is confused, I just want to reiterate that I'm not a nuclear physicist, but maybe. I mean, there's tons of informants in this, like they're almost overcrowding the actual criminals. I mean, a low level dealer seems like it, although maybe the weapons stuff isn't that small time and a small amount of material involved.

Yeah, I doubt you're going to make a nuclear bomb out of like a snuff case full of brown stuff, but I could be wrong. I don't know. Anyway, let's continue with our boy Ebisawa. Now, it is February 4th, 2022.

The three Burmese rebel co-conspirators meet in Thailand, where they get on a group video call to the undercover DEA agent where they discuss all kinds of stuff about quantities of various nuclear materials. Then a couple weeks later, Ebersawal meets with the agent and the informant in Phuket, Thailand, where they seal the deal for the guns, some drugs because this is Southeast Asia so why not, and of course the yellow cake.

Then there's another meeting of everyone in Bangkok, the Thai capital. Weapons, rebels, criminal traffickers, Bangkok. Does that ring a bell? Well, if you listen to our show on Victor Boot, the so-called Merchant of Death, and that's another one maybe way back in October, September or something, 2020, good old days, it's how the feds got him too, as well as arms trafficker Mansal Al-Qasar before him.

In Boot's case, it's DEA agents posing as members of the FARC, Colombia's leftist rebels, making sure they get him discussing RPGs that would be used to shoot down American helicopters. That's the key, right? Getting the guy to admit something that we use to kill US service members. And Bangkok? Well, because it's a close ally and Alex Jedi, folks. Yeah, I don't even know if it's just US service members, right? It's any US citizens, but...

Yeah, it kind of sucks that Bangkok gets a rep for this kind of thing. And you know, sleaziness too, because it actually is just like a wonderful city. Just like great people, cheap, amazing food, high quality of life, a lot of exciting, you know, companies starting up young people. I think it's becoming like a tech hub to that in Chiang Mai. So, um,

bangkok's great like don't uh don't associate it with just you know sleaziness or weapons traffickers i i never thought about the possibility of us getting ads for like you know country tourism stuff but uh yeah bangkok not all brothels and drugs is is a pretty good tagline although i guess for a lot of our listeners uh maybe maybe that's not what they're there for anyway that's not necessarily sus in itself right all this stuff in bangkok i mean it's

Yeah.

Yeah, that's not the case here though, right? He's the one who instigated this. Yeah, the weapons stuff. That's why this is so weird, this case. I mean, there's all stuff going to tumble out in court and I think they're going to push this through pretty quick because it doesn't have a chance in hell. So we'll find out more soon. But yeah, I mean, Patreons might remember a really interesting interview I did with reporter Trevor Aronson about his podcast Alphabet Boys a while back. It's maybe even last year, which digs into sting operations just like this one.

That might be on YouTube. I think a lot of our videos are. Go check it out. There's tons of stuff there. Back to Ebisawa. It's Feb 12th now and the hotel room meeting I described at the top of the show. After it, Thai cops follow the Burmese rebel back to his Bangkok safe house. And a couple months later, authorities raid it, grab the samples and hand them over to the feds.

A lab then determines that it is in fact uranium and thorium. "In particular, the laboratory determined that the isotope composition of the plutonium found in the nuclear samples is weapons grade, meaning that the plutonium, if produced in sufficient quantities, would be suitable for use in a nuclear weapon." Damn, so he really done did it, huh?

I mean, he's got stuff. He's got stuff. He's got a tiny bit of stuff, but he's got stuff. What Takeshi Ebisawa is actually on the hook for? Well,

Yeah, I mean, it's a lot now, right? First off, smuggling nuclear material. That's a pretty big one. I don't think many people get done for that each year. Count two is brokering the sale of nuclear material. Okay, yep, that makes sense. And count three claims that from June 2019, see, that's the key. That was what I was forgetting at the top of the show. Until April 22, when he was busted, Ebisawa and a 60-year-old co-defendant named Sonpop Singateri

who I'm guessing is Ty, traffic, meth and heroin. So that's the key, right? I was forgetting about that. So why would they say June 2019 and then start the story the next year? It's like, I don't know. That's just a tiny bit fishy to me. I could only find a Twitter account for singer Siri with no post at all and a profile photo of him shaking hands with Evander Holyfield. He attacked his wife and lost a third of a billion dollars on cheap business deals, but I don't think he's into drug trafficking.

Ebisawa and Singasiri are also on the hook for weapon smuggling, of course, while Ebisawa alone is getting done for a bunch more weapons, drugs and money laundering offences. I mean, we're not saying he's not a bad guy, it's just the nuclear stuff is a bit weird. Of the eight counts, five carry a maximum life sentence and only half of a single percentage point of defendants in federal criminal cases get acquitted, so I reckon Oltakeshi is up a creek without a paddle on this one.

So anyway, there's your case, guys. What do you reckon? Rock solid or stinks like weeks old sushi? Don't Instagram your crimes. Rest in peace, Flacco. And yeah, we'll see you all next week. Patreon.com slash General World Podcast. Do it up.

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