Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024
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Good morning, millennials! And welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday of what will be our final week of shows for the year. So it's very appropriate that we are starting this week off in person together. Jax and I, if you're watching on YouTube, I'm still in Florida. We had an amazing night last night. I am here in Florida kicking off. Oh my god, it's just kind of setting in. Like, it's just kind of setting in.

We said our last show of the year is December 13th. You guys know we like to take a nice, chunky Christmas break. Yeah. And that is this week. It's just so much was happening in our lives. Oh, no. I realized last night when I was talking to a friend and I was like. She has friends. I was talking to a friend making a lunch plan. And I said, Friday of this week is my last week of work. I can be a lady who lunches next week. Wow. So I'm very excited about that. But there's just so much going on right now. We have to set the stage and set the scene because we just came off of.

A career high. 1000%. Gizno last night was so worth the hype. I feel like we've been talking about it for months. We like never planned things so far in advance. But this one, we were like, listen, let's do a holiday show. We've been talking about it for months. We've been talking about how we're breaking the Guinness World Records of the most amount of swirlies in one room at one time. It was so much better than I even thought it was going to be. Like being pregnant, like I was like a little bit more pregnant.

like a little nervous, like just like not dreading, but like not crazy looking forward to it because I thought it would be like really hard on my body. Oh my God, no. My body was acting right, except that I developed sciatica last night, which we'll talk about. We need to talk about, but I kept saying like, I'm really, it's the most I've ever experienced

excited I've ever been for a Gizno because like we're gonna be together we haven't Gizno'd in so long it's the biggest venue we've ever done my neighbors are coming we had so many family members who came last night and so like everything was all really well and good but until the show's over you can't say it was good like we don't know how the show's gonna be until it's done so like now that it's done and dusted we can like look back so fondly on it we just had so much fun on stage the crowd was amazing the girlies were swirling everyone of

courses always looked so beautiful. We were getting tagged in stories all day from like the pool and the casino and everyone was having so much fun. It was just like a great night out. Also my friend who was at the show, yeah, a different friend actually, cause I have two friends. She texted me that after the show, like all the girls from the show like left and went to the casino and they were like coming down the escalators and it was just like thousands of gorgeous women. She said the men in the casino went wild. I'm sure.

Do you know what last night was in an unofficial capacity? Because it just so happened that the venue we were playing was also a hotel and casino. So, so many people made a weekend of it. It was literally like SwirlyCon. ToastyCon. We kind of needed to do it again, but like have programming the entire weekend. Like how they have BravoCon or like I went to DragCon. Like good guys would do Friday night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like during the day, there's like pool parties, kind of like Camp Toast. Do you think that the Hard Rock Live would lend us their facilities for the occasion? Ah.

I would love to do that. And that's really the only place I would want to do it. The location was so pargy. It has to be a casino. It has to be in Florida. Oh, it has to be a casino. So it's the Hard Rock Live. And being able to just like... Oh, and it has to be at a hotel that's shaped like a guitar. Being able to sleep in our own beds like...

my guest room, also made it so fun and light and easy. And I don't remember because the other Jizznos were a couple of months ago, and you guys know I don't remember anything past yesterday. But I just can't recall. I was having so much fun during the show. Usually, it's very methodical. Yeah, we're working. We're working. What's the next joke? We're working late. What's the next segment? Where should I interject? Where should I stop talking? I feel like last night, I literally did not stop talking. I was being so annoying. But I was having so much fun. I feel like...

It was just fun. Fun is fun. Yeah. You know? Fun was had. And why don't you tell everyone about your night while I get Romeo and put him in a chokehold to tell him to stop barking. I'll be right back. Okay. Romeo had fun too. We did think about bringing the dogs for one second. And one day like we're just going to do it because we really, really miss them. But it was a pargy evening. I can't get over like

The crowd, I'm like talking like Claudia's here, but she's helping Romeo. The crowd was just, it was such an amazing crowd. So many of my neighbors, shout out to my neighbors. Shout out to my neighbors. There were so many good like songs. We could have literally sang and danced all night. Yeah. It was such a musical experience.

spirited evening. It was fabulous. I seriously had so much fun. Also, I don't think a lot of people realize we have so much family from Florida. And so like we haven't seen them in so long. They all came to the show. They came backstage. We got to like, we had a family reunion. We had a family reunion before the show started, which really set the stage. And we always have so many like

inside jokes from growing up. Our cousins who were there are such a big part of all of those stories. And they were like reminding us of like so many jokes and like songs we used to make up. It was the best. That was like the first time I actually really felt like I wanted a cocktail. Like up until... Claudia, me too. I opened a bottle of wine for our aunt and I was like, that looks good. Yeah. And then it's like, I've never drank before a show so I'm not going to do it and I'm certainly not going to do it for the one show where you can't drink. Yeah, no. It was just like everybody was cracking open spritzes backstage like Aunt Nancy and her wine. I was like, I want to have wine with Aunt Nancy. Like...

That I've actually been really happy about the fact that I really don't miss alcohol a lot. I don't miss partying. I don't miss any of that. But kicking back with a glass of Kim Crawford with the aunties like that, that I needed. No. And also when my friends and neighbors were like, we're at the casino. I was like, oh, I would have loved to go to the casino after. But I guess we're not going because like Claudia's tired and can't drink. But yeah, it was like the first time where I was like really. But we were partying like we were really having fun. Yeah. Whilst working. So it was an amazing night.

And a great way to like end the year, start the holiday season. Thank you to everyone who came, who traveled from far and wide. I got tagged in so many people on the airplane. They made girly swirly weekends out of it, which was what we had asked people to do. Like Champagne and Chanel. Emily Travis was there pregnant with her seasters. That was so... And honestly, it's the last show that we're doing of the year, but it's probably the last show we're going to do for like a whole year. I think this is probably the furthest along I could have been that I would have been able to get through the day. Like singing and dancing. Oh my God, I was so out of breath. So...

Knowing that it was the last, and when we booked the show, I didn't know I was pregnant, so it wasn't the plan, but it's kind of perfect. The last show of the year, the last show for me for a while, and it was just amazing. I seriously went to bed with a smile on my face. Same, and if anyone from the Hard Rock is listening, I would love to do it again same time next year. We were talking about maybe us making this an annual affair. I think it's a great way to cap out the year, and-

Florida is obviously a great market for us. You live here. It's so easy. So many like I'm usually here around Christmas time. Yeah. People like to come down. It's a great season for people to come here. It's also Art Basel this week. I wonder if anyone in the audience for sure had also been at Art Basel. One thousand percent. The crossover between artsy toasters and swirlies like it's just a circle.

it is just a circle so that was very exciting in addition to like then claudia was here we had such a fun weekend we had such a fun weekend i'm leaving today because i've like it's the last week of work i have like a lot of stuff going on in the city and i'm like actually so sad i feel like i usually completely overstay my welcome by the time it's time for me to leave i'm so excited to get on the plane um today no it has nothing to do with you like i know we just like you gotta go sick yeah like it's not about you your family everything's great but like you want to be in your own bed i

I've been here for three days. It's like the shortest I've ever been here and I'm dying not to leave, but I have stuff that like, I can't move. You know what I mean? I'd love to cancel a whole week of plans and stay.

I gotta go. And considering we haven't made Christmas plans yet, it's like... It's safe to say I'll be back here for Christmas. It's like that you'll be staying here. So it's good that you're leaving like wanting more. And I'm going to spend the next few weeks like making my holiday, my home like holiday ready for you. Yes, I told you. Make it really special. In my bedroom, I need a dresser. Like there's not enough drawers. This is actually going to be the thing that revs me up to install my cold plunge. Yes.

For Ben. Yep. He will love that. Install my fire pit for you. We were also talking about building a half basketball court in the next week. Yeah. That one's like a little. It's a little far fetched. We looked up the average price and we're going to have to do a couple more. It's not what I thought. It's not what I thought. I know it's definitely going to have to. Everybody's going to be put into that equity. Like we're going to build a DIY. Get people. Get people in the neighborhood to chip in. Yeah. To pour some concrete. Patreon vlog. Yeah. That. But seriously, that's.

A basketball court at your house that I will never use. Like I'm not getting involved. Like that's not my problem. Right. Put Ben to work. Fire pit, cold punch are one and two. And I need, um, if you could just like upgrade the linens and the pillows in that bedroom, it's like not my favorite. It's a little scratchy.

It's clearly not bowl and brunch. Just upgrade it. I think it's a hodgepodge of all like. There's been a hodgepodge happening. And seriously, Bruno P's on that bed like every single day. Yeah, thank you. That we change the sheets. No, then we move the bench. I'm talking about this room. Oh, oh, the upstairs. The upstairs. Yes, you did. Okay, sorry. That's like definitely like the leftover sheets. I am ordering. Like I love bowl and brunch. Like I am ordering you sheets of Egyptian cotton. Yeah, like just, just, you know. Oh, you know what? And that's, that's a cold plunge, fire pit,

Maybe there'll be wallpaper in there. It's gonna be a whole new room. - I would love for you to redecorate that room. - Maybe I'll install a coffee bathtub. Yeah. - Oh yeah, if you can install a bathtub in that room. - You know what I should do? I should put a bathtub in the shower. That way you just- - Yeah, love that by the way. - Did I just hack life? - Talk to somebody about it.

Plop it on top of the shower. Also to say it was such a successful weekend that we're redecorating and we're coming back. And we have to make the shows this week like the best they've ever been because you know people are going to be clinging to these episodes for the next like two weeks. These are always our most listened to episodes because while people miss us or people are introduced to us, they listen to these episodes.

So what should we promote while people are listening? TheTroisPodcast.com. You can click all of our things. We're also so dramatic because, yes, this is our last show of the year is on Friday, but we still owe you guys five Patreon episodes for December. And the way things are looking, those five episodes will come out when we're not doing this show. So literally every day next week, like, you will probably have a Patreon episode. Yeah.

Yeah. So if you need toast next week, patreon.com slash the toast. It's an amazing time to be a patron. We always take care of our patron members. And I'll probably vlog all my home improvement. Love that. If that's what I'm doing. Love that. And you're going to drop.

Something? Yes, I have something. Can you drop something? I'm ready. You're ready? I'm ready. I was thinking of dropping it in Jan. Why? December's just like a little flat. You know, I don't think like the drop, it's my gender reveal, you guys. I almost did my gender reveal at the show last night. Somebody shouted it out. It occurred to me to like maybe drop the Patreon vlog like as we're walking out.

And then like tell everyone on stage what the gender is. But I wanted to say that. You should have done that. Yeah, I know. I thought about it. But I do think I kind of want to, the thing is when you're like an influencer who's pregnant, you get to a place where like everybody's so sick of you, right? It's like you've been pregnant for so long. You're like, I feel like she's been pregnant for every, la, la, la.

- Well, that's just pregnancy period. - So I just wanna like hold on to my last reveal a little bit longer. - You want something for turd self? - No, just so people don't get sick of me. Like, do you know what I mean? - Okay. - Like if I just like kind of ejaculate, tell everyone everything and then like I have to wait, you know, eight months. - I just wanna say I have the opposite experience with people where it's like I waited too long and now I don't care.

And I've seen some people like wait too long to reveal the gender. And it's like you can tell the videos from when they found out, which was four months ago. And it's like, and it feels like, oh, you were milking. Yeah. I have the opposite. Oh, okay. I'll think about it. I'm working for you guys. It might be a December drop or a January drop. It might be a December to remember. I think, you know, I'm planning on going back to December. So. It's December 8th and it's already been a December to remember. And it's also December 9th. That is so true. Yeah.

It is December 9th. Speaking of back to December, it's not a story, but Lourdes did... Like, the Heiress Tour is over, you guys. It ended last night, and there was no grand announcement, grand reveal, which I kind of like. I think that it let the shows really speak for themselves, and I think everybody was, like, going to Vancouver night one, night two, night three, like, waiting, she'll do rep night one, and then debut night two. And I like that she didn't. Like, obviously, we all want the announcements, but, like, let the shows be about themselves, and, like, I am, like...

sad like what are we going to talk about find something but I'm also glad for the Lurd that like it's not like she announced rep tv is coming out in January and now for the next month she has to do like promo like she has nothing right now like except her Travis and the surrogate and so she can just like enjoy her life like she has nothing that is out there that people are waiting for so I think it's really good for her to have this break and for her and Travi

Yes, and I also do really like in their schedules when there's like a big chunk of time where either Travis is off or Taylor is off because they're together publicly so much. So I'm looking forward to seeing her at lots of games, lots of Christmases spent together. Like seriously, when are these two getting engaged? Or when are they announcing that they already are? I think they are engaged because the more I thought about it, the more true it is. Like you don't have a joint Thanksgiving with someone who's not your betrothed. You just don't.

1,000%. Can we talk about my sciatica really briefly while you're sitting on your pillow? When Claudia and I, on Saturday, we had a beautiful day together. Except that we were both suffering so deeply with our individual, our different tushy issues. As you guys know, I have coccidinia, and Jackie's like 95% sure she has coccidinia.

- Sciatica. - Sciatica. You guys have diagnosed me. I Googled it. It's exactly what I have when I read the description. I'm like, yes, that's me. It's not anything that's bad enough to see the doctor, but there are things that you can do to help. - On the car ride home from our fabulous day out on Saturday, we were comparing. - We were in the car a lot and we went to the theater. So we were sitting for two hours. - So we were sitting in these terrible chairs. - We went to the ballet.

And Jackie and I were talking to one another about our respective issues, like comparing like whose is worse. It's like, I wish we could Freaky Friday so we could know. I could know what you're going through. You could know what I'm going through. And also maybe one of us is having it like so much worse. Right. It's crazy that we both can't sit and we both have butt issues and we know for certain...

We're not feeling the same thing. Yes, exactly. It's kind of like that. They say this in friends. Like you can either give birth, like go through child labor or get punched in the nuts. Like you'll never know which is worse. And that's kind of like my coccidinia and your sciatica. Until last night, we're sitting, we're in our green room, like having fun, swirling it up, making fun of bed. And I get up and like, I feel this little bit of pain when I put my heels on. And then throughout the rest of the night, like until I went to bed, I was having this terrible pain. And I started to explain it to Jackie and she was like,

She was describing, I'm like, yes, that's what it is. Yes. Like I was like, does it sound like a pinched nerve? And it feels like it shoots down my leg. Like I'd almost feel it in my toe. Yeah. And it starts in your butt cheek. Butt cheek. Yes. She said that's sciatica. And I said, oh my God. So now I have experienced both. And I, I hope it was just like a fluke sciatica moment right now. I'm fine. It was just like last night by the time I went to bed. In no world is your sciatica even fucking close to coccidinia. I could one have like a ramp, like a more.

You got a severe case of it. And two, it is how you felt last night is every single day of my life. Yeah. Same with coccidinia. There I've Jackie, I have felt both. I've gotten kicked in the nuts and gone through child labor. Like not even a competition. Coccidinia is so much worse. Okay. I just, I don't know. I believe like there's no way we'll ever know. Cause I'll never feel your degree. Even if I got coccidern, I would never feel your degree and you'll never feel my degree. And also I just know like a Messiah, like,

Our ranking, we could both pick out on a chart, like 1 to 10, how bad is your pain? For coccidinia, I would say my coccidinia pain is like a 6 or a 7.

Yeah. And I just, I don't even know what I would say my number is, but I just feel like our ranking systems are different. I know. I know what you're saying. It's an insult. Like I'm dramatic. And like, I would say it's a level 10. Like I hear, I hear that. I know what you're saying, bitch. Like, I feel like I tolerate more pain. Oh, you're so brave. And also, you know, redheads have a lower tolerance for pain. Yeah.

You're so jealous that we have that. Cause that's like, so true. Cause like you should have that. Cause then you could tell people, no, I'm in more pain cause I have a lower tolerance. I also meant to tell you, maybe you're a trans redhead. I'm definitely, I definitely am. I meant to tell you that when I went outside, like I just had to let Romeo roam free in your house. So like if there's a duty, like we'll just, we'll figure it out together. That's fine. Like I don't even care if Romeo makes a duty. Like I just feel bad for you. Cause then like you, you're

Your party has to, not you have to clean up. You know, I'll call Ben. And like the stain, like you guys have to take care of it. But like, I'm not mad about it as long as it's taken care of. So like, who knows what Roman is doing downstairs? He has free will and he never gets. You should have just left him in the backyard. He can't get out. So true. So happy. I don't know, that seems mean. It's his last day. No, it just seems a little scary. It's so true. I guess like sometimes I do get coyote spottings on like the neighborhood. You do? Alert. Yeah. My neighbor, my next door neighbor saw a coyote like a year ago. So no, we can't leave Romeo outside.

Oh my god, I didn't know that. I've been like very laissez-faire with that backyard. Well, you don't have... Like, they can play it, but like for an hour uninterrupted, no. Oh my goodness, okay. Yeah, it's really crazy out here. The Wild West. Well, we have a great show. Lots of news to discuss, Jay-Z. Jay-Z. Let's see, like...

It's starting. It's starting. And you know what? I thought that it wouldn't. You know, I thought we would get Epstein. Well, yeah, because also this lawyer, Busby, he was the one who was like, there are big names and you're going to hear about them and everyone, it's coming to light. And then literally two days later, he was like, you are not going to be sharing the names on these. You know, he's definitely, I think when...

We'll get into it, but I think they tried to discredit him immediately, Jay-Z's statement. But I had heard this lawyer's name, and I'm like, why do I know it? Why do I know it? I'm like, oh, he represents a lot of victims. He's legit as a lawyer, but also in this case. Yes, but he kind of, remember we shared that story, Busby said the names are coming to light. And then literally two days later, Busby said the names are not coming to light. Maybe he was being like,

pessimistic, like real, I don't know. I don't know. We'll talk about it. And then Busby is like defending Buzz's self and his credentials. Buzz nature. Because he's like a lieutenant and he was a lieutenant. So they're trying to discredit... Busby. Busby. What is in the movie Sing? The mouse who like puts together the... Buster Moon. Buster Moon. Okay. It's giving Buster Moon. Do you agree? Okay. So we're going to go into the Fast Five stories because there's so much to discuss and...

Yeah. Anything else we need to like recap before we. No, that was pretty much our weekend. Yeah. It was just amazing. Olivia cooked us such a fabulous meal. It's just like the weekend was giving family, fun friends like sunshine. Yeah, it really was. And also work. Like we really filled our all buckets. We did. We did. And it's so great when your weekend fills all buckets. So true. You know what bucket we didn't fill? Not even close. Like the rotting bucket. Oh, I know.

didn't turn my TV on. Oh, I watched Southern Charm on Friday. How was it? Isn't that crazy how like dedicated I am to Southern Charm? You definitely like you won't quit Southern Charm. Not that you should. No, but like I have dropped off with like a lot of reality show except for Southern Charm. Like I don't miss an episode. And it was definitely like a season one opener. We're introducing new cast members. People have to like come back together. JT, I don't

remember how I felt about him in the past. I kind of like thought he was fine is the biggest loser on the planet on the planet. Like I was uncomfortable for what I was seeing, but I'm look forward to a great season with, with my fam into club. We all fam. Jackie's obsessed with that sound to finally hit reels. I'm obsessed with that sound. I would hit reels like weeks ago and I,

I say it all the time in my personal life and it's crazy that I've actually never shared on the show like how much I love that sound. Yeah, well, feel free to use it. It's hysterical. We love. In the club. We all fan. I mean, that's literally you.

No, it's literally me. Yeah. It's literally me. In the clear, we all fam. I was actually introduced to it from Sabrina. She made a really funny TikTok about her like. Millennial fans. Yeah. And I thought it was so funny. Also, did you see clips of Sabrina's Nonsense Christmas? You know what I did? The opener? No, I just saw clips of her singing Chapel Roan, her singing different clips, her guests. And I'm going to reserve judgment because I haven't seen it yet, but like.

I don't know. It kind of looks like I'm not going to like it. I can't explain it. I saw her opening song monologue, which was amazing. Which was her nonsense Christmas. Yeah, did you see that? I saw a couple of bars. I saw the whole thing. It was so good. And it's like...

We're right for making these Disney kids famous. They can do it all. Well, that's the thing about our generation of Miley, Demi, Jonas Brothers, Selena. They really can. I mean, look, Selena. She acts. She sings. They are true triple threats, and they also have been working so hard since they were kids that they have crazy work ethic. This new generation, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, it's the same thing. They are crazy.

Dove Cameron. They're so talented. They're dynamic. Sabrina was reminding me of Miley because she was being like funny, cheeky, raunchy, singing beautifully. And I was like, she's really similar to Miley. They are of the Disney, but they're also just like funny, swirly. So I'm going to watch that when I get back to rotting, maybe when I'm unemployed next week.

week. Yeah, we're just giving girls with no job. Girls with no job. Except for the five Patreon episodes that we have to do. If you can pass me the iPad, we have business to attend to before we dive in. We do, we do. And so now without further ado-do-do-do-do.

- Here are the Fast Five stories. - Oh, you didn't even pull up the ads. I asked you to pull up the ads and you didn't. - That's what I was doing. You were like, "Gimme, gimme, gimme." - Yeah, well, I was like, "What is she being so slow about?" And why on God's green diddly-dally earth do you have so many emails? - Claudia, I have so many emails. I have to get my emails in check. - Okay, I got it, my God. - Now without further do-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. - It's not loading.

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Our first story is really crazy because Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with Sean Diddy Combs at a 2000 MTV VMAs after party. 2000, like the year 2000. Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl along with Diddy at an after party in 2000 for the MTV VMAs. The music mogul and entrepreneur was named in a civil suit that was refiled by Texas-based attorney Tony Busby on Sunday, according to court documents obtained by Page Six. The

The original rape complaint, which had been filed by an anonymous accuser in October, had only listed...

Diddy as the defendant. And then NBC News was the first to report on the amended lawsuit, which now identifies Jay-Z. So the accuser identified only as Jane Doe claims in the lawsuit that both Jay-Z and Diddy raped her at a house party in New York on September 7th, 2000, when she was 13. She claims she was offered a drink that made her feel quote woozy and quote lightheaded before she went into a bedroom to lie down for a moment.

Shortly after, the woman claims, the two rappers entered the room with the Bad Boy Records founder allegedly saying, you're ready to party. She claims Jay-Z then removed her clothes and, trigger warning, held her down and raped her while Diddy and an identified female celebrity looked on. Oh.

Combs also allegedly raped her as Jay-Z and the woman watched. In a lengthy statement obtained by Page Six on Sunday, Jay-Z has vehemently denied the heinous allegations and slammed the, quote, deplorable lawyer Busby for his pattern of theatrics. He's making it seem like he's being blackmailed.

Yes. Like extorted for money. Put out a very lengthy statement saying that this is a blackmail attempt. What Busby had calculated was the nature of these allegations in the public scrutiny would make me want to settle. No, sir. It had the opposite effect. It made me want to expose you for the fraud that you are in a very public fashion. So no, I will not give you one red penny.

He said the allegations are so heinous in nature that the victim who filed as Jane Doe should file a criminal complaint, not a civil one. Whomever would commit such a crime against a minor should be locked away. Would you not agree? These alleged victims would deserve real justice if that were the case. He

He said that he's researched Busby and the lawyer seems to have a pattern of these type of theatrics. I have no idea how you have come to be such a deplorable human, Mr. Busby, but I promise you I have seen your kind many times over. I'm more than prepared to deal with your type. You claim to be a Marine. Marines are known for their valor. You have neither honor nor dignity. Okay, not kind for the Marines. Busby put out a statement about himself. As a Marine. As a Marine, how he has all of the qualities then and now, and he's a man of honor and dignity.

I don't know how this became a referendum on the Marines, but we're losing sight of the topic at hand. The thing is, nothing up until this point from the Diddy files or Busby himself has been proven untrue. If anything, like the more we learn, the more like bigger this is and really true all of it is. So I have a really, really hard time believing Jay-Z, especially because if you're like into like celebrity blind items and like you're like watching like

If you're really in the rabbit hole of the Diddy thing, one of the most famous names that comes up most frequently is Jay-Z. So this does give a lot of credence to, up until this point, what were just theories. But it's always like, when you say the list of names, he's the first one on the list. It's Jay-Z. Yeah. So I don't know how all of that is untrue. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I guess...

You know, it will go to trial. We'll see what happens. No, but it won't go to trial. That's what he's saying. It's like not a criminal. It's a civil charge. But also it was 24 years ago. So I don't even know if you could pursue criminal charges. And that's and that's why they would be doing civil. But no, unless they settle like it would go to court.

Yeah. So it's going to go to court because Jay-Z's saying that he won't settle. And then if I'm Jay-Z, I guess like you don't want to settle because that isn't an admission of guilt. But then you don't want to not settle because now look, we're all talking about it. We might not have even known about it. And now if it goes to a trial, there's going to be more information that comes out. Yeah.

Yeah. However, like if he didn't do it, it should like defend yourself. People can't just like go around saying stuff and like you just pay them so that they stop saying stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. And he certainly has the means to defend himself and like, and, and this would put, if he were to,

Prove himself innocent in this it would put a lot of other whispers to bed that are people are whispering about him Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. That's why I just I find it difficult to believe none of its true because there's So much and it's none of it is you know, there's no proof or evidence But it's just like when you think of P Diddy and the list of celebrities who were at those freaky ass parties like the name on everybody's lips is Jay-z right and

So if you're paying attention, like this isn't like the most shocking thing, but the allegations are so egregious, like so heinous that it's just shocking because of that. Right. And the female celebrity. Now, obviously, like the mind wanders, like who would be with Jay-Z? Well, who was Jay-Z dating in 2000? And then also who was Diddy dating in 2000? Oh, yeah.

Sports Kida has already done the legwork for us. Yeah. Even though like if you're dating someone, maybe you don't want them like seeing this. That's true. So it could have just been like a rando who was into freaky, weird, illegal shit. Yeah. I'm not gonna be able to get an answer in a timely fashion. I don't want to start slinging names. No, no, of course not. So this is just, I mean, this to me feels like the beginning. And there have been like a couple of names that people...

circulate when you think of like the Diddy list and Jay-Z is always one of them and there are a few others. So I guess like we'll just have to sort of wait and see if the others get implicated in things as well. Yeah. I just am looking up something. Cause I don't even want to go. I don't want to say all this. I'll tell you after, but it's just like, if I'm wrong, like it's bad. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll time will tell. Yeah. Yeah.

Just crazy. Just crazy. Like, so surprising, but, like, not. Right. Surprising that we're talking about it and that it's out there because I feel like these people who are so powerful do a really good job of, like, keeping all this stuff under wraps. Like, even still, it's been 25 years since that happened. And, like, all we really do, like, if you're talking about it, you're talking about it, like, underground and blind items and conspiracy theories and rabbit holes. Because what I was about to say leads to, like, a bigger conspiracy theory, and I just... Oh, I know what you're talking about. Who? Who?

Oh, yeah, but also the... Oh, that's... But that's later in life. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. That's a late in life conspiracy. Got it, got it, got it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's a... Like, if you've been, like, in the underbelly of the internet, like, celebrity blind items for as long as we have, like, there's a lot to go on. Yeah, there's a lot. So it's... Different holes you could travel down. But if you're just, like, you know, a person who buys tabloids in the supermarkets and believes everything they read, you say, Jay-Z, that nice man, he's been married for 100 years. Like, how could he father of three? So, you know, we all have different experiences. Yeah. Yeah.

Our next story is actually so crazy to me and pretty juicy. But Selena Gomez is reacting to criticism over her indefensible Spanish in Netflix's new movie, Amelia Perez.

So Selena Gomez is respectfully clapping back after Eugenio Derbez criticized her Spanish in the latest film, Amelia Perez. So this film, Amelia Perez, which has Selena Gomez in it, is getting like a lot of buzz, awards buzz, etc. I'd heard and I'm sure I had heard that. So I just figured it was good. This particular scene that they're referring to did also go viral on social media. So I didn't know much about Amelia Perez, the movie, but I did see this clip. So the Mexico...

Born actor first shared his opinion on Selena's project during an interview with a Blondo de Sina podcast host Gabby Mesa. He said Selena is indefensible. He said, I watched Amelia Perez with people and every time she had a scene, we looked at each other to say, wow, what is this?

According to Variety, the host echoed his statements. However, she commended Selena's efforts and said she's a very talented actress, although Spanish is not her main language, not her secondary or her fifth. She said, I feel like she doesn't know what she's saying. If she doesn't know what she's saying, she can't give her acting any nuance.

So in the movie, Selena speaks both Spanish and English. She earned a standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival. But these Spanish-speaking actors are saying that she doesn't know what she's saying when she's talking in Spanish. And so she's not acting what the words mean. You emphasize certain words when you know what you're saying, even like right now. Like I know to say like that and this. Yeah. But if you don't know what you're saying and it's just like a different language, you just...

put the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable. Right. So I guess it's like shocking if you know what she's saying. She went on to call Amelia Prez an interesting experiment since the director is also not a native Spanish speaker. She said, I like the film aside from the Selena moments that jump at you because it has salvageable things. But I told myself how weird that the director doesn't speak English or Spanish and the movie is in Spanish and English and it takes place in Mexico and you don't understand the culture. That's definitely weird. Yeah.

It's so fucking weird. I thought like we weren't doing that. Yeah, no. And like, I feel like when it comes to like actors playing things that they aren't, I think as a culture, like that conversation went a little radical. Like you couldn't play anything if you weren't that exact thing. So I don't agree with it wholeheartedly because at some point, like we're all pretending we're actors. Like we can do an accent. But to...

tell a story in another language in another country about like somebody like and to have nobody on set that in a powerful position like a main actor or a director it's going to be like the biggest Spanish speaking film of the year and like represent that world I'm with the the woke on this like this is fucking weird yeah because also it's just it wasn't done well if they did it well and Selena worked with an acting coach it wouldn't have mattered it wouldn't

have mattered and nobody and so I'll continue so they just said like it's like if I made a film in Russian without knowing the culture speaking Russian and talking French it's so true it's so true so then Selena defended herself and she said I understand where you're coming from I'm sorry I did the best I could with the time I was given doesn't take away from how much work and heart I put into this movie like

At this level, it's like not about a participation award. Yeah. It's kind of a crazy statement from Selena. It needs to be A for execution. Like, no, and this is, it's not a school project, right? This is a,

high budget Netflix production right like everybody tries hard and they win Razzies that doesn't mean they're not worthy of the Razzie like it's really it's such a victim thing to respond it's actually like a crazy statement and actually so now the actor who initially made these comments is kind of backtracking and saying that he wishes he never said them and that of course the Selenators are ruining his career oh but he was like I just feel bad for like taking down like

a fellow Latina. Like it just isn't what I wanted to do. But the point he's making is right. And also only someone like in that community could say it. Cause also an English speaker, non Spanish speaker wouldn't know that it's wrong, but this is wrong. No, I feel him though. Like sometimes you want to, like, I am dying to critique like Jewish people who are like, even when I, but you don't, because like, what are you doing? There's enough criticisms of our community. Like what I'm going to be like, the phone is called, the call is coming from inside the house. But we do, by the way,

We do. Yeah, we do. When it's warranted. When someone is misrepresenting the Jewish community and there are plenty of Jewish people out there who would have done such a good job. And it's not like this person doesn't get opportunities. Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. But I understand his wanting to backtrack because I think people who backtrack are spineless. But I do understand what he's saying. Like when you are proud of your community, like what are you doing starting in fighting? Like I actually, I get it. And it probably became a bigger thing than he intended. He was on some random podcast. I don't even know who this actor is. Like,

So this is probably the most amount of heat he's gotten and not everyone can handle it. So I understand why he backtracked. And plus the Selenators. Correct. Won't even let Hailey Bieber breathe. But I need to talk more about Selena's statement because I feel like it's the craziest thing I've ever read. So let me go back to it. Read it one more time. She wrote in the comments section of a podcast clip that had been reposted on TikTok. She said, I understand where you are coming from. I'm sorry I did the best I could with the time I was given. Doesn't take away from how much work and heart I put into this movie. Like it does actually. Yeah.

And I'm sorry, like work in heart and not execution are not going to like, why does this have a word? Objection relevance to your heart and work ethic. Right. Like I just, I actually can't get over what a crazy time I was like. So you're saying that it wasn't enough. It didn't get the job done.

Yeah, it's a really... That's a very sell statement to put out. Well, that's what I was going to say. She's always like, you know, I'm taking a break from social media and then she's back one month later. Like, I mean, one week later. So it's very silly and I think she sees herself like largely as a victim. I didn't know she doesn't speak Spanish. I didn't know that either. Not a second language, not a fifth language, they said. That's shocking. So seriously, why would she be cast in this? Because like...

Yeah. Yeah. Also like who doesn't speak Spanish? Like I do. I'm not even Latina. Like that's really crazy to not speak Spanish. I wonder how the Tostadas feel about this. I would be annoyed like if somebody, but I guess like I would be happy. It's not like she's not Latin. She is. So she is representative of the community, but like you would want it done well. You would want it done right. Yeah. Right. Exactly. It's like you're giving a happy monologue and you're sad. Yeah. It's like.

If you're a tostada, like let us know. And there are a lot of like Spanish speaking actresses. Who get no opportunity, by the way. Who would have been great for this. Give it to Aza Gonzalez. Like. Yeah. She needs more work. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So I think there aren't a lot of like, you know, big opportunities for Netflix movies where you get to speak Spanish. And I'm sure like a Spanish actor would have loved this. Yeah.

And at the end of the day, like a film, any movie at this level, Oscar buzz, like needs to be like, whether it's historically accurate, culturally accurate, like linguistically accurate. Like we're looking for just accuracy. Yeah. Yeah. And her statement here is like so fucking crazy. I really can't get over it. It,

such a lack of accountability and it's like giving you know you have to keep in mind this is like a celebrity who's been famous since she's like 11 and like you know she gets coddled and like that's just like and you could see that in her statement like yeah I did the best I could what are you six yeah like it's actually crazy I guess when I saw the comment I couldn't get over it I'm like you're better off not responding obviously so you're so you agree like it wasn't

So it's an admission. It's an admission that you didn't do it well, but it's also, you're taking no responsibility, no accountability. It's excuses. I didn't have enough time to finish my homework. It's really crazy. Yeah, it is. It's a crazy story. It wasn't that crazy until she responded. But it's crazy. The craziest part to me is that they put her in this movie to speak Spanish and she didn't know what she's saying. Well, the director didn't speak Spanish, so she probably didn't think it was that big of a deal. Like,

I just, I thought like people really weren't doing that. They shouldn't be. Right. Just for accuracy purposes. Right. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, which is some great news? Oh, what? Summer House star Lindsay Hubbard welcomed her baby with her boyfriend, who's now being named because she shared the baby's last name. Her boyfriend's name is Turner Koof, and her baby's name is Gemma Britt Koof. I was following her journey. And I love that name. She...

Was like trying so hard to put herself into labor. Yeah, to induce she went over. So I had forgotten. And then she went silent for a couple of days. So I guess people like had figured it out. And I'm so happy for her. Oh, they figured out that the woman who was 41 weeks pregnant gave birth? I love the name Gemma. Also, it's my favorite restaurant in the city. So it's so cute. I'm so happy for her. I feel like she's like living a fairy tale. And...

This is so nice. This is so nice. I'm really happy for her. I want her birth story. Yeah, of course. Of course. Especially for someone who went so over like did like I love a birth story. Now, do you have more interest in a birth story still? No. No. One day. I didn't dream a couple of nights ago that like I was giving birth with you and Margo and you like did the whole thing. And then I found a cockroach in my back. Like it was like really crazy. I'm actually not afraid of giving birth. Like.

Really? It doesn't fall under the things that like... You worry about. No, that you... Like you have your buckets of like things that you hate, but like nothing about it is like anything that you would hate so much. It's not like you're like scared of blood. No, I think what it is is that like I'm not like loving pregnancy. Like so labor is like the signal that pregnancy is over. Yeah. So like I'm down. Yeah. Like let's go. Yeah. I could do it tomorrow. And it's...

by the time, like it's over, you know? Yeah, 100%. Like I'm really not worried about it. I'm really happy. For some reason, I don't know why, this just reminded me and I wanted to talk to you about Trisha Paytas being on SNL this week. Oh, we need to talk about it because I saw a photo like with no context and I thought someone like made a meme. Yeah. And,

And I was like, oh, that's funny. And then you told me that Trisha Paytas was on SNL. Yes, Paul Meskel hosted on Saturday night. And I think that Bowen Yang was responsible for getting Trisha on. For those who don't know, she's like a YouTuber who's had a very long career full of highs and lows on the internet. But recently she's become like really adored by everyone. And she's...

Has this like happy ending. I think she had like sort of like a tumultuous couple of years with like bad relationships. I think there was drug use. There was a lot of like mental illness and like diagnosed misdiagnoses. And now she's married. She's a mom of two. Um, she seems really, really happy in her personal life. And that's like reflected in her content and people just love to watch her. Like people really root for her. Um, because it has been like a sort of.

tumultuous journey, if you will. Like, there were times... Like, she's been canceled more than anyone, you know? For everything you could think of, like, a YouTuber would be canceled for. She's done it. And to see her come out on the other side, like, looking so healthy, sound of mind, loves being a mom, and then, you know, getting her flowers, like, for...

Just being funny. And they needed. It wasn't even like they needed Trisha Paytas. They just like wanted someone. And I think Bowen Yang probably really likes her. And wrote her into the sketch. And she came and she crushed. What was it? It was like a sketch about. Celibacy. Like it really. It had nothing even to do with Trisha Paytas. Like they just. Wanted to make some waves. I'm sorry. That's the most insane thing I ever heard. That Trisha Paytas was on SNL. Why? Like what do you mean? I don't know. Like.

That's just so like crazy. No, it's wild. I feel like SNL and Trisha Paytas exist in two separate universes. So it's like, you know, a glitch in the matrix that they know about each other. If you follow Trisha and you're like familiar with her, you know, like she loves SNL.

So it's a dream come true. Yes, it's a dream come true. No, no, I just think that's so crazy. It's wild. By the way, I'm like, I'm happy about it. And it was Shabuzy's episode. I don't know if you know Shabuzy and Trisha. You saw them hugging like when the credits rolled. No, I didn't. Oh, they said, you know, Paul Mescal said thank you to Dana Carvey also and David Spade also did cameos. So thank you to Dana Carvey, David Spade, Shabuzy and Trisha Bates.

No, I'm sorry. Like those things don't exist in the same sentence. It was really crazy. And then she like did the hugs with everyone and she hugged Shibuzy and she hugged Bowen and she hugged Paul. I have to watch Shibuzy's clips.

clips. I saw someone bought me a double shot of whiskey and I'm so sick people in the comments being like oh enough with this song like shut up. Shut up. It's actually so good and I'm the first person to like get over a song and then I become like the biggest hater. No I'm sorry some things are timeless and Shabuzy's bar song is timeless. Agreed and it's like he's on SNL he's gonna sing his most popular song and then what did he sing Highway? I didn't watch it. I only watched you know. Highway's the one he sang at

The CMAs. And also Noah Cyrus is on that song, People Don't Realize. A lot of people don't realize that, you're right. People really don't realize it, so I'm here to tell ya. Mazel Tov to Lindsay Hubbard, Mazel Tov to Trisha Paytas. And I can't believe we're getting his name. I wonder like what, because she's been like very protective of his identity. Yeah, I wonder if this means like a more... Will he be on Summer House? Definitely not. Not this past season, but maybe the next one. But is she on Summer House? It's very reminiscent of Snooki giving birth.

on Jersey Shore. Like she was definitely the first one to have kids and I think she got pregnant by accident so it was like a little earlier than people would have expected and the show wasn't ready to be done. Yeah. They were still riding high but they got her a separate beach house like right down the road from the main cast house and her Gianni and the baby had like their own little house. It's like a cottage. Like kind of perfect. I think that

that before anything they should just put Lindsay Hubbard on Roni. Like it should just be a graduation. Make it swift. Don't draw it out. Don't make her bring the baby to the summer house for it to not to work out. Wait that's actually like a great idea. Like they should just it should be a graduation program. That's a great idea. It's also actually quite shocking now that I think about when you think of like these young you think of like Southern Charm, Vanderpump Rules, Summer House. Those are like kind of like the

millennial-y version. And then there's like the Real Housewives, which is like an older demographic. They don't have like a cool millennial age show for New York. Where's the Southern charm of New York? I guess Summer House is supposed to be, but for New York City. And maybe that's what they were trying to do with Roni, become like a Vanderpump Rules of...

New York, but they need like a cool young, young professional. We need the Valley of New York. Yes. Yes. The city. The city. Or like the suburbs. Yeah. Yeah. Like people who, cause I do think it stunts a lot of people like who are afraid of like moving into this new phase of their life. Yeah. Like where do I go from here? Getting married and having kids because of it's what, what it might do to their reality star career, which is so sad. Um,

So if there was a place for them to graduate to. I like a graduation program. I think some people would be more comfortable taking that step. And we know that this is a bona fide reality star. They've got what it takes. Better than an untested person who sounds like a good idea. Like, Lindsay Hubbard's got what it takes. And you can really build the valley of New York around Lindsay Hubbard. Like, she has interesting friends. They should hire us for consulting. We've been coming up with great ideas.

Great ideas for programming recently. We really have. But you're right. Like, because she and the baby, they don't belong on summer house. Like, and it's not, I don't want to see a baby in a summer house. Kyle's going to be 42 on the kitchen table, dancing a four in the morning while the baby's trying to get some rest. Like it's absurd. It's absurd. And no, he'll be like, he'll do the midnight shift. Cause he's literally giving bottles to the, to Gemma.

But also it's like people like Summer House started because people take share houses with their friends. And so they just filmed it. And like those same people like do eventually like grow up and have kids around the same time. People with babies do not do share houses with 45 friends. But like what are they doing with their summers? Like find them. Yeah. No, they're like they still exist. It's so true. They're spending like the weekends in the Hamptons. Yeah. Gurney's. Yeah. They need a second phase of life for like young reality stars of New York to go to. Yeah. I like that.

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Story a little follow up In the Sabrina Barry Brecky Drama yes Brecky Hill is speaking out Brecky Hill is speaking out and so is Barry So Brecky Hill addressed the hookup Rumors with Barry after he was accused of Cheating on Sabrina She revealed she recently got out of the hospital After getting into a skiing accident so she's been pretty Busy however now that she's back home she wanted to make A video to address the rumors

She said, to put it simply for you all, no, I did not get with Barry. I have never encountered this man in my life. The only time I've seen him is on my TV screen from watching Salt Burn.

So, okay. I believe her. Yeah, me too. But she was like living for the rumors, like the attention. She played into it. She reposted all those TikToks. And then like she actually didn't do it. So she wanted to clear it up. But she wanted the clout initially. Yeah. Which, by the way, like this is her job. This is the best thing that could happen to an influencer. And I'm also glad that like at the end of the day, she didn't do this.

even if she had hooked up with him, she might have thought that they weren't together because they are on and off. But like, I think she played it perfectly considering she's an influencer. Yeah, so I guess I am sorry that I said, like when I thought that she did it, that that would make you a homewrecking slut. Like I was wrong for that. Oh, she's the one that you called that? I did, I did. Because I said like, because it reminded me a lot of the Tommy May thing.

Tommy Fury who? Yeah yeah yeah. Um Tommy Fury girl who was like yeah he put in my nene like so proud of breaking up a family and so when the girl was reposting like giving into these rumors I'm like oh it's giving that like why are we being proud of being sluts like. Right. And she actually isn't so I apologize. She was just being a business woman. She was just being thirsty. Yeah. Which I understand by the way.

better than anyone. She said that she reposted the video that showed up on her FYP claiming that she was a homewrecking Sabrina Carpenter's relationship quote just simply because I thought it was so ridiculous. Claiming that she's a homewrecking slut. Right. She said I'm sorry but if I was really the one getting with Barry why in the world would I be reposting about it? I guess that's true but we just expect like everyone is so She can't put this on us like by the way like she's trying to like she cues like I can't believe you literally made us think that so And you wanted us to think that and that was good for Brecky. She's wrong for attacking us right now. That was good for Brecky's self. I never heard of Brecky and now I'm talking about Brecky and like

Rising tides are raising brekkie. Yeah, no, she's a little wrong for trying to scream at us in her video. How could we possibly think... You wanted us to think that and it worked, so don't come for us. But I understand why you did what you did. Barry Keoghan also released a lengthy typo-filled statement that was so victim-y. Like, I actually...

I don't know if he cheated. Maybe they got the wrong girl or the whole thing is untrue. You have to take everything you read on Dumas with a grain of salt. And the fact that this one Dumas thing became such a big story is actually so crazy. But I just like, I think he's a loser. So I didn't like the statement. Like I wasn't going to like it anyway. Here's his statement. I can only sit and take so much. My name has been dragged across the internet in ways I usually don't respond to.

T-O-O, sick. Right. I have to respond now because it's getting to a place where there are too many lines being crossed. Not getting. It's getting there. I deactivated my account because I can no longer let this stuff distract from my family and my work. The messages I have received, no person should ever have to read them. Absolute lies, hatred, disgusting commentary about my appearance, character, how I am as a parent, and every other inhumane thing you can imagine.

Dragging my character and everything I worked extremely hard for and stand for. Talking about how I was a heroin baby and how I grew up. Oh my God. And dragging my dear mother into it also. Yeah, I guess like if you are calling him that, you are dragging his mother into it. Knocking on my granny's door. Oh no, not gran. Sitting outside my baby boy's house intimidating them. That's crossing a line. Agreed. I'm with that.

I agree 100%. Each and every day I work harder to push myself on every level to be the healthiest and strongest person for that boy. I want to provide opportunities for him to learn, fail, and grow. I want him to be able to look up to his daddy to have full trust in me and know I will have his back no matter what. I need you to remember he has to read all of this about who his father is when he's older. Please be respectful to all. Thank you. Okay.

The parts about knocking on Gran's door and sitting outside the kid's house, like seriously, anyone who does that should be locked up. Like you're mentally ill. And it's like now that you guys have gone so far, like Barry is actually the victim here, even though he started as not. You played yourself. He's not really even saying in the statement, like I didn't cheat on Sabrina. He's just saying like what the things that are being said about me and my family are so fucking horrible and you guys need to stop. And like he's not.

No, not at all. And so anybody who's like actually taken it this far, like on behalf of Sabrina, like Sabrina hates you. Like you're crazy. That's so inappropriate. Like nobody wants you to do that. Like stop. Seriously. Um, it's just like, ugh.

I still don't like him for Sabrina. You know, at the end of the day, like this is good news for Sabrina. Right. It's very messy. It's so crazy that people like get like that. It also reminds me of like Scandival. It's like, guys, you don't know these people. It reminds me weirdly of like Baby Reindeer. Like I didn't watch it. OK, so it's not even remotely similar, but it's just about like a girl who becomes obsessed with a guy and like she's.

crazy showing up like there are people like this and celebrity culture is so wild and social media makes it so much worse because these people who are already like probably on the verge susceptible to some sort of mental illness become even more radicalized thinking like oh look Sabrina's talking to me on Instagram emboldened Glinda emboldened him thank you perfect fucking word they become emboldened because they think Sabrina's like literally talking to them on Instagram and like to the person who's already like on the verge of like losing it

It's emboldened. Thank you. This is literally the only fucking word to use. It's emboldened. And so it's crazy to imagine there are people out there who could be so weird. Yeah. But there are. And it's actually so scary to be like a really famous person. Yeah. The craziest fucking people like see your shit. Yeah.

So everyone just like take a step back, take a seat. Get in the car, leave his kid's house. Leave the grandma's house. Stop trash talking his mother. Yeah. The thing is, if you've gotten to a place where you're like, like seriously attacking physically, verbally a celebrity's private parent.

You have, I don't care what the celebrity did. Like seriously, even if they were committed to murder, like you really, you need to stop. No, and at the end of the day, if you're a carpenter and you're doing this like for Sabrina, which I am too. I'm a carpenter. I'm like, what does that have to do with like building a dresser? You're a carpenter. Can you come build something in my, Claudia's room? No, like this is good for the brain, okay? It's true. So just sit down. Carpenters.

I'm going to teach you a phrase that you might not know, and it's going to really help you. Rising tides rise all shides. Right. And this is good for the Breen. It totally is. She's so famous. Like, I love. You know what I was thinking about? Because the video of her singing Last Christmas from her.

Christmas spectacular with Chapel Roan went really viral. Obviously everything Chapel does like becomes, and it got me thinking a lot about chap because chap is sort of Olivia Rodrigo's pal. Like she opened for Olivia while, and I think a huge part of like the moment that catapulted chap's career was hugely, you could, uh,

responsible from that opening of the guts tour in, in the States. So she was having this moment and then the guts tour. So, and then she went to the guts tour screening. She has, um, then come back and performed H O T T O G O at the Staples center. So Olivia is like her girl and Olivia, if no one's responsible for her success, but Olivia definitely, if there was someone, it would be Olivia. And so for her to just like, you know, sing with Sabrine, I thought that was interesting. Did anybody else think that?

No, but now that you say it, I have two thoughts. On the one hand, like maybe Chop and Olivia had a falling out, but I actually don't think so. No, they were just together at the Sour Guts Netflix premiere. And this was filmed weeks ago, Sabrina's thing. Yes. It was probably the same week. I don't think it's that. And also, you know, if we are strong women, like we should believe that like

these women shouldn't be fighting especially because they were fighting about a guy Sabrina didn't they didn't cheat on Olivia and Olivia has no reason to dislike Sabrina no Sabrina has reasons to dislike Olivia right so I think Sabrina has no issue and all of this for what I think Sabrina has no issue like taking her friend by the way I wasn't blaming Sabrina I was thinking Olivia is Olivia mad Olivia can't be mad because Sabrina like Olivia can't be mad at Sabrina or what

Sabrina does. No, is Olivia mad at Chap? It's just like if one of Kim's close friends was working with Taylor. Which happens a lot, actually. Is Olivia mad at Chap?

That's what I was thinking. I don't think if she like looks at it like in a principled way, she can't be like, we're girl, like girl power, you know, she's not going to stop someone from an opportunity. Yeah. So maybe on the inside she's mad, but like, it's not going to actually affect her friendship with Chad. It was a thought that crossed my mind. It's weirdness. And it's also like Kim and Taylor and skims and everything. But at a certain point, like if that's your friend and you support women, like what are you going to stop them from having an opportunity?

Right. And, you know, as big as Chap is like she's never been on Netflix before. Like it's a big thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Our fifth and final story, like some really like just weird drama. This is crazy. Tyler Cameron is reacting to backlash after posting an awkward text fight with his girlfriend, Tate Madden. So in case you missed it, Tyler Cameron is actually in like a very sweet and healthy and pargy relationship. Yes. And they've actually been together for quite some time. They've only recently went public, but not to make everything about us. Like when we were with them like two years ago, they were still, they were together. So they managed to keep it private for a really long time. She's a really private girl. She doesn't have like a lot of Instagram followers. And,

They seem really happy. And it's a very normal, healthy relationship. Like, I think they like live together now where they like decorate. I saw like a video they did with Pottery Barn. She like decorated their house for the holidays. Like they're very normal, very sweet relationship. I actually think like they are. They can go the distance. And they ship so hard. Me too. She's very pretty, very normal. But Tyler Cameron did something weird and bad.

And I just, before we drag him, which we absolutely will, like it's important to know, like we're actually, we're good friends with Tyler Cameron. I love him. I think he's not a bad person at all. P-jump. P-jump. Like this was just like a genuine lapse in judgment. Like two things can be true. Like you can be a P-jump, but you can also make a mistake. And so like I am about to read him to filth. I don't think that, it is not a,

overall general statement on Tyler as a person he is actually fabulous like a very very nice respectful guy agreed so he posted a screenshot of his text messages with his girlfriend of them in a fight and he said don't go on a sweet treat run without your girlfriend lesson learned but like in the text message that he shared like there she's actually mad at him yeah no it's like not cute see you didn't get me ice cream like it's actually a fight and like seriously I didn't need to see this like I

I just want to say, and we only got like a couple of bars in the fight. I'm so team Tate. Of course. So he wrote to her, now you're mad again? And she said, I just don't understand why anything fun you do, you don't want to do with me. We'll go to Riverside. Have a fun night. And he wrote, we're getting ice cream. Are you kidding me? This is a fun moment. Oh, he said, this is a fun moment. So he's like, didn't understand my like. Right.

- Ice cream equals fun. - Right, I thought he was saying at first, like this is a fun moment, why are you ruining it? No, like, oh, this is the sort of thing that you would miss out on. They're literally fighting over ice cream. And it's like a very- - But they're actually not. - Oh, you think that like- - That's why people had such a reaction to this.

For her to say, like, I don't understand why you always, like, do the fun things without me. Like, that's a fight. Like, that's none of my fucking business. Like, that's why the whole thing was weird. It's not like she said, I don't know why you only get sweet treats without me. Like, then that's a cutesy. I still wouldn't post it, but it would have been, it wouldn't have gotten so many. No, she was, like, actually mad about something bigger. Yeah. And it's not about the ice cream. It's not about the pasta. It's about the fact that, like, maybe this is a pattern where it's, like, whenever there's something really fun going on, it's, like, with his friends and, like, not her. Like, maybe it's an issue in the relationship. Whatever. Whatever.

Seriously? Like he obviously didn't know that she was actually mad because he never would have posted that. No. And it wasn't just don't go on a sweet treat run without your girlfriend. No, not at all. That wasn't the lesson to learn. And so anyways, he was at an event and he caught up with page six and they asked about the text fight that he shared. And he said, I got crushed for that. He admitted that he thought it was funny to share the awkward exchange with his followers only to find out that Tate was not pleased at all. Oh, good. He

He said, so I paid the price for it, learned my lesson. Some jokes should be kept inside. It's not a joke. Like, I feel like he actually still is not understanding. But I just think the lesson here is like not everything needs to be shared on the internet. Of course. And that's always a really good lesson. Oh,

Oh my god, and it is a lesson you unfortunately have to learn the hard way. Like, maybe this is Tyler. Sometimes you have to learn it two or three times before you shut the fuck up. And I actually think as far as, like, Tate's gripe, this whole saga will boost her... Status in the relationship. Her status in the argument where it's like, he's clearly not taking this one thing seriously. He still thinks it's a joke. And the whole world is now telling him, like, no, that wasn't nice. It's kind of like every girl's dream. Like, you get the whole world chiming in saying, you're right. Yeah.

in an argument. Like, we can be mad at him, but she should also be like a teensy bit happy that he stepped in shit because it ended up showing him like, everyone thinks you're wrong. Literally everyone in the world. Like,

Not just me. Everyone. Everyone thinks you're wrong for getting ice cream without me and for telling everyone about it. Correct. So I thought this was so weird. I don't believe he's a bad guy. I think like he's seriously like misjudged. Yeah. I really like these two together. I feel like we haven't even like ever spoken about the fact because it was like a very slow rollout. It wasn't like a big launch. It was like she was spotted a lot. I think people thought maybe like she worked for him. I think they did do some work together. Like that's how they met. So it was like really sweet. And

Like, slay for her. Like, not my boyfriend having dated Gigi Hadid, you know? Yeah. Ugh, I saw. Did you see? I saw. Of course I saw. Ugh. Bella Hadid was on an episode of Yellowstone last night. Oh, my God. No, I didn't see that. What the hell were you talking about? That Gigi and Bradley went to dinner with Muhammad. Oh, Muhammad is really, like, actually should be arrested. He's the scary. I can't believe that. His posts on social media, like, seriously, are...

actually frightening no like there's actually no one posting like worst most offensive stuff like every like offending everyone not just us like every no no Jackie Bell Hadid was on Yellowstone last night for like a second because you know she's like cosplaying life is like a rodeo clown I know so do we skip the episode yeah I know I was really upset like Tyler Shields what what's his name Tyler Shields no that's the photographer the Francesca Eastwood yeah

- Sheridan, Taylor Sheridan. Taylor Sheridan, what is you doing? Like seriously, we are not turning on Yellowstone. Even if I didn't like loathe Bella Hadid, like I still don't want her on Yellowstone. - What? - Yeah, I'm really upset. Like people are being like, is that Bella Hadid? I'm like, yeah, it fucking was. - Oh my God, no. I cannot believe that Bradley Cooper, like not only broke bread with Muhammad Hadid, but that he like was publicly spotted. Like that's- - Yeah.

So bad No Muhammad Hadid Is like definitely On a watch list Of some sort Like he's seriously So scary Yeah So yeah not a great Not a great weekend For the sisters No no no Oh I thought we were Talking about the same thing No that's so crazy That there were two things No I know I'm so upset Like not Oh man I can't Yours is worse Mine's worse 100% Yeah Well that's our show I'm kind of hot So like I'm ready to wrap These lights are making me warm No that's our show anyway And I need lunch Ugh I'm leaving Sorry

Sad. What do you want for lunch? Stranberry? Grilled cheese stranberry? I'm not in the mood for something homemade. Do you know what I mean? Oh my God, you sound like my husband. It's mean. It's definitely mean to say. It's not even that it's mean. I cannot understand it. I'm never in the mood. Unless I really don't want to do the dishes that night, then I want to go to a restaurant. But I'm never in the mood to bring something in. Sometimes in pregnancy, sometimes I'm really craving homemade fare.

And sometimes it's just really craving, like, give me, I want chemicals. So what are you craving? I'm not sure. We'll have to sit down and think about it. Okay. I'm just so curious, like, what, I need an answer. You know what I mean? Well, that's hard with me these days. Like, I can't provide answers to everyone for everything. Like, Ben's always asking me questions that it needs answers. Like, what do you want to do? Shut up. I don't know. I like picking up, too. But I don't like delivery. Yeah, you have something against delivery. I think delivery, like, in the burbs is weird. It doesn't hit the same. And literally the other night. It takes two.

long ben said to zach like where should we order chinese and he was like you're seriously asking the wrong people we don't order in we don't because we have to ask for recommendations yeah i don't do it and either i go to a restaurant if i want to dine out or i there's a couple places i like to pick up from and like it's good pickup yeah well that's our show you guys four more episodes of the toast thank you guys so much patreon so nine thank you so much for listening to the testimony morning show we deliver the fastest racing to everybody the friend you need to be watching this on youtube please remember to subscribe me as video thumbs up

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