Love Thy Neighbor: Thursday, September 26th, 2024
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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday. That actually feels like so crazy. Like a Thursday is what it feels like. What day is it? I don't know. For you guys listening, it's Thursday. Allegedly. For us recording, it's Thursday. It's Thursday. It is Wednesday. We are recording Wednesday evening. Jackie's in town. Oh, hey, Jax. How you doing? Hey, Turd. I'm doing good. Jackie's in town. So we're just making the

Most of it. And we're very disoriented. So basically, I got into town this morning. That's why I wasn't on the toast for Wednesday's episode. And then we have a big, big wig dinner. I've been vlogging my trip to New York. So like all the dates are kind of in the vlog that's forthcoming. But we also did an interview right before this. So I feel it's weird to like,

be talking with you for the first time when I've been talking to you for an hour. Right. So we had rented studio space to interview our guests for next week. It's kind of a party studio, by the way. I know. And so now we had extra time. We're like, great, we'll use this studio for Thursday's episode. And then we had

And it's like a little too pargy. It's making like our usual crap look like crap. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like it's a nice treat, but don't get used to my hair looking this color. The lighting in here, like could it be softer? Look at my hair. It's really upsetting how gorgeous we look. Yeah. Wait, so much happened that you and I haven't been able to chat about. The first is...

We announced our big show at the Hard Rock Live in Seminole, Hollywood, Florida. Gizmo Holiday Spectacular. We're going to Hollywood, Florida. And if you're listening to this, Patreon presale has begun. So 10 a.m. Eastern Time on Thursday, which is today, the Patreon presale begins. So if you're a Patreon member, you will get a code. You will get access, first access to tickets today.

And then everybody else, it goes on sale tomorrow, Friday. So if you go to thetoastpodcast.com slash tour or just head to any of our social medias, you will be inundated with the link if you're looking for it. And we're just going to wait to see the Twirly's there. It's like a holiday-themed show. I tried to promote it on today's episode or yesterday's episode with Ben. And he was just going on and on about how the last time he was at Hard Rock Seminole, he said it was the last time he was going to be there because they don't give free drinks at the casino.

All I have to say is, okay, like see you not at the show. What a bright time. It's the right time to rock the stage at Hard Rock. To hard rock the stage alive. We're live at the Hard Rock. I'm so excited. Also, like for me, it's kind of like my big hometown hero show. Oh my God. Yes. All your neighbors, because I know how much you like and love to hang out with your neighbors. Are they all talking about it? All my neighbors are talking about it. I know more neighbors are going to be talking about it.

I feel like this is the first time we might use our 100 comps just because of the neighborhood. Like, I do technically have... If you didn't use our 100 comps in New York City... I know we have more family friends in New York, but, like, that's the thing about being neighborly. Like, when your neighbor is performing at the Hard Rock Seminole Live, you go and see your neighbor. It's what you do. It's the neighborly thing to do. Like, I find your tone in which you're talking to me about your neighbors to be extremely derogatory. Like, I don't know what that's like. No, I think... I have neighbors.

I think that that's like New York has everything in the world Like seriously everything What it does not have Is like that neighborly spirit And I think that's fair You guys don't want That neighborly spirit Like seriously You would spit on it And stomp on it I would say fuck all the way off You'd say ew yucky Yucky No that's yucky

Ew, yucky. But I love my neighborly spirit. I love my neighbors and I think they'll be there. I think you need to get one of those lawn signs that says love thy neighbor. What do you think about that? I don't need to be reminded of that, but I do want to be the sort of person that's putting that energy out there. You want to be known for that. Yeah. You definitely don't need a reminder. The love that you have for your neighbor lives in your heart. But I want to inspire others to love thy neighbor. So if I ever got a lawn sign, which... I'm getting you one. Right now, I don't have any lawn signs. I feel like your HOA is against it. I haven't seen anyone...

I've seen a couple lawn signs, but I could see my HOA being against it. Maybe you have to put it in a flower pot or something, not on the grass. Wait, I wanted to say something. I meant to tell you this. When we were just interviewing the last person who was being interviewed, before we came here, Jackie and I had an interview. We were recording this episode, and then we have a dinner. So we needed to get dressed nicely. And we were trying on a bunch of different outfits. I was trying on different tops. I needed different bras.

I forgot to take my strapless bra off. I'm like weirdly wearing this big jacket with a strapless bra underneath. Like my back will never be the same. There's nothing worse than wearing like a strapless bra when you're a big titted broad. But like unnecessarily, I don't need to be wearing a strapless bra right now. I'm so sorry. I could be wearing a sports bra. Nobody would know. Yeah. Are you wearing a shirt underneath that? No. So just like you look at me, you see a fabulous, glamorous celebrity, right? I'm silently suffering. Something that you guys don't see about me is that actually I'm wearing leopard shorts, but

just the angle of the cameras and the sofa, you don't really get to see them. So I'm not just wearing like all black because I'm like, I'm in New York state of mind. It's just so not Jax. If I was seriously wearing like all black from my chin to my tip of

Of my overgrown toenail Like that's just not Jax Jax is about color As a vibrant redhead I actually think An all black look Looks so good on you Because it contrasts your hair So your hair looks Redder and brighter than ever No like This outfit without the shorts Like it's very Inside the actor's studio Like that's not your girl Jax What's wrong with Inside the actor's studio? But I am who I am I'm not an actor Don't say that

I am seriously the world's worst actor. And I know that. Let's do an improv scene. I love these games. Okay. So pick a place. Where are we? Because if I had an acting bone in my body, I'd be on the stage. She would be in Hollywood. Yeah. I seriously would. Pick a scene. We are...

Businesswoman. What kind of business y'all in? No, come on. Where are we? We're at a park. Come on. Okay, we're at a park and your dog just bit my leg. Oh my God. Bruno, why did you bite this beautiful young lady? Your dog's name is Bruno? Yeah. So is mine. Oh my God. Don't worry about the bite. It happens. Oh, but that's so sweet. Are you sure I can't get you anything? No, I'm easy. Are you sure? I mean, what are you offering? If you come back to my apartment...

It's an episode of SVU. I actually can't take you seriously. Like looking at you like that, like pretending we're not sitting in this studio. You're the one who wanted to act. We're literally in a park. There's greenery behind us. You're the one who wanted to act. I love like improv games. This show is improv, by the way. Some people, there might be one person out there who doesn't know. There might. This is improv comedy. Claudia and I do not talk about

the stories really or the things that we want to share on the show, we really just let the chips fall where they may. And I would say some days- This show should be called The Chip for a number of reasons. This show should be called The Chip. Some days, like we don't like script ever, but some days we'll sit and prepare being like, should we talk about this?

Literally, this episode is probably the least we've ever prepared. We just went from one interview to another. We picked the stories. I've been traveling all day, so I've not been deep. I guess I was on my phone the entire time I was sitting in the airport. So I'm caught up until 8 a.m. Anything between then and now, who knows? But no, actually, I'm caught up on popular culture. Did you see Anna Delvey got eliminated from Dancing with the Stars? I did, and we have a Dancing with the Stars story, so we're going to fit that in there because I have thoughts.

Okay, and I just, I asked Ben a question when we were recapping it because I was saying like, there's like genuinely nothing more shameful than being the first person sent home on a show like that. But it's like such a great opportunity. So I said to Ben, if you got the opportunity to be on it, but you were going home for the first week, would you rather do that or never get cast on the show? Go home the first week. Oh, we both said never be cast. No, it's very exciting. There's like weeks of press leading up. You get your picture taken. It's a big celebrity moment. You get to dance on TV. Yeah.

Yeah. Why would you pass that up? It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. That's a very grown approach. Ben and I were like, we'd rather literally never set foot on the stage. And seriously, if you go home the first week late, then you probably are bad. And this wasn't worth doing for more than a week for you. Our swirly Tori Spelling was also eliminated. I saw. And of course, her response in contrast to Anna Delvey's was...

So gargi-pargi. Like it was just like a really hysterical moment for popular culture, which is what we do. Which is what we do. And we also play footsies. And it's nice when people make it easy for us. In our big boots. Jackie and I are both wearing like walk-in boots. Down the street.

And we were walking. So like we said, we got dressed at two o'clock for the evening. We won't be home probably till like eight or nine. So like leaving my apartment in the middle of the day, like in big hooker boots and like big sunglasses being like actual prostitutes. It was definitely like a leopard trench. Like, yeah, it was like it was like it was given what kind of business y'all in.

What kind of business y'all in? That's the theme of our lives. Like we've got a big business dinner tonight. That's actually why I'm in town. You can hear about it on the vlog. Um,

what kind of business you in. And it's actually like a hard question to answer. I understand why Romy and Michelle struggled in the way that they did. They were also like making something up. But like we have a thriving business and if somebody ever dead ass looked me in the eye and asked me the question, what kind of business y'all in? What kind of business are we in? So it depends

on the person asking the question and what sort of picture I want to portray to them and do I want to make it sound bigger than it is? Do I want to keep myself small? No, let's say it was the exact scenario as the movie. She's like this very simple older woman who is, you know, probably doesn't know what Instagram is. We do a podcast. That's it. If I'm trying to hobnob and we're in media.

I would say we're in the business of content. And then if we're talking to, I guess, some Gen Z's, we could still say we do a podcast, but we're influencers because we are.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that I know a lot of influencers don't like being called influencers. Like get over that. I think it's a really useful term. Like if you tell me you're an influencer, like I know exactly what you do. A thousand percent. I don't not like the term. I don't feel like it accurately describes what we do for a living because influencing is not our day job. It's just like a benefit. Right. But.

for someone who might not like who knows what an influencer is but doesn't know what a podcaster is and influencers have podcasts like yeah those two words are interchangeable and like yeah influence what about it what's it to ya laughing

Yeah, we've got influence. We've got influence. Yes, we do. We've got influence. How about you? You're like, sorry. Sorry, you don't get it. I'm sorry. Humble brag. Yeah, it's so true. I don't know why people hate the word. That's why influencers, they're like, no, don't call me that. Because they're just trying to be like, don't look at me. Look at me. But I actually don't think influencer is a, oh my God, what is the word I'm looking for? Like definitive or like, I don't think it's a perfect word.

That's not the word. I know the word perfect. But I don't think it's the perfect word for a lot of influencers because I think there are a lot of people who create content and work with brands, but they have no influence, right? Just because you have a lot of followers does not mean you have influence. An influencer implies that you have influence. Okay, but on the whole, aside from those outliers who either bought their followers or they all died. It's not outliers. It's not outliers. I would say half of the content creators who you know and love who have a good following, some of them can't, if they wanted to launch a business, they have no...

their followers don't trust them to buy stuff. They just think it's pretty or whatever. A big part of being a content creator is

Like some people just follow you for the vibes, like not for the links, you know, or not for the follows. Yeah, but I still think that person falls into the influencer category. I'm just saying it's not a perfect word because it implies that if you have the followers, you have the influence. I understand what you're saying, but few things in this world are perfect. One thing that is perfect. The toast. The toast original recipe. So true. This is original recipe even though we're in this really fancy studio. And it's original recipe being recorded the night before. So, you know, there's always like a level of...

like episodes are done by crackheads like us um we couldn't do it every day because then this wouldn't be like a serious um business yep it would be a couple crackheads but once in a while like it's so it's what's needed and it allows me to travel home tomorrow without having to podcast at 7 30 a.m thank you to the studio no we have this gorgeous studio why not us everybody else with their fancy fucking clips and they're zero listeners and it's like us i'm gonna chip

Your chip is coming out. Chill the fuck out. Like, put the chip away. I see seriously. First of all, my whole Instagram these days is podcast clips, which I just want to say I love. Yeah. And we were talking to our guest an hour ago about how like people don't have conversations anymore in real life because everyone's so like deep in their phone, but like everyone's

everyone's having really good conversations on podcasts and like, it's kind of really nice. And then I see a clip of it on my Instagram and like, I like that sort of content and everybody's stuff looks really good. And ours always looks good because we're like so girly and swirly. But now I feel like one of the others is all I'm saying. - Yeah, well, this is actually a studio I have been in many times. I recorded Victoria Fuller's podcast here. I have been here.

Many times and I see this studio on my for you page all the time So while it is very party and I'm not you know making a crack at it. It's not original and violent No, and we are violent and original in our work. But today I think we're just gonna be like substandard influencers What do you say if the thing is it's I'm so we do like a bit of holiday gift guide I was gonna say a bit of wellness. Yeah. Yeah. What's your wellness thing of the moment right now? I like a bit of therapy

- My favorite wellness thing at the moment, in earnest. - Yeah, why not? - What am I like, I mean sourdough is really like my wellness. - I guess it's like kind of wellness. - It's very soothing, it's what I like to eat, it helps me eat healthy. Yeah, so sorry that that's like boring and I didn't pop off with that. - You know what I've kind of been loving wellness-wise, and I'm being dead serious. I know you think I'm about to make a joke, in dead earnest. Like so many of the Lemmy products, I take like all of them, obviously hair and nails,

Melatonin when I need it Let me sleep And they have a new one It's like a Nature's Ozempic kind of thing I think they're innovating in a really unique way over there I haven't received that PR yet Well you're sleeping at my house tonight I'll give you some I would love to try it I am on the PR list I think it's forthcoming But if it's not I'm going to just get it myself Because I agree I enjoy Lemmy Yeah that's my wellness hack of the day Not an ad Not an ad no Just fun fact Not us never No we can't be bought

Today's episode... No, I'm totally kidding. I'm totally kidding. I think we'll have to wait a few minutes for that after just that stunning, lovely endorsement. Change the subject. Well, I'm back in the big city. Big city slicker. What are your thoughts?

It's an interesting time to come to New York. It's UN week. And by interesting, you mean bad. Seriously, you couldn't pick a worse week. So I've just been trying to navigate that. And I'm dealing with it. I am. You're so brave. It's okay. I'm halfway through all the traffic I'll need to sit through. So I'm just sort of... Yeah, you are. It's just like, it's enraging.

Because like when you think about the reason for the season and like and the UN as a body. Jackie, I literally did this whole speech on the episode with Ben. Good. Because I don't have it in me. I know. I know. I'm too mad. I know. Even though it was like less traffic than I expected. I like I literally flew in at 7 a.m. because I didn't want to like be late for stuff. And it was like kind of a breeze. She was here so early. Like I could

I was literally in the city by 945 No I'm glad you got here early We had a lot to do today No and it was really nice So the city is the city But it's so nice to be with my swirlies Of course La Familia We love having you here Yeah and I love to see you guys And I'm seeing Sachi later And that brings me great joy And you saw Romeo Yeah

And I saw Romeo. I think I'm going to take him home with me. What if I just put Romeo in my purse? I mean, he's so tiny. And my purse is big. You saw it. Your purse is huge. And it kind of matches your purse's colorways. Nobody would notice. I would. That the love of my life has gone missing. How long would it take you to notice? A while. Because Ben is so on it when it comes to the Romeo responsibilities that it would be a while. I don't know.

I really don't have any reason to want to take Romeo other than it's funny. But practically speaking, I could take him home with me. You're coming down in a few weeks. You could take him back. Yeah, I mean, practically speaking, I could stay at your house and take Harry home with me, if we're just being practical. Yeah, yeah. But you couldn't fit him in your purse. No. No. Romeo, he's at that purse size right now. I could put Charlie in my purse, depending on the bag. Depending on the bag. Bag dependent. Something to think about. Yeah, it is something to think about. What if we just put stuff in our purse? And we'll leave you with that.

So now I think enough time has passed since that last second we needed to like, you know, rejigger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just I feel so like not caught up with the fam. Do you know what I mean? Do you mean like our personal family or the family that we've built online with our community? The family that we built with our community. Like, I just don't feel like situated yet. Do you know what I mean?

No, like all caught up. Maybe because I missed an episode and you didn't. Yeah. So I like I guess I've been vlogging, though, actually. So like everything that if you guys were missing me, it's all in the vlog. So I'll just leave it at that. We have to get to our big wig dinner, which if you want to know, like, what the fuck this dinner is, head to patreon.com slash the toast. Yeah. It's a little meta. That's all I'll say.

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Okay, our stories. In no order of importance, if I may. First up, Dancing with the Stars. As you stated, first elimination, Anna Delvey and Tori Spelling were sent home. Justice for Tori. Why? Because she's our girl. Is she? I don't know. We're always fucking talking about her. I feel like we're talking about her at the absolute minimum. One can talk about Tori Spelling while doing pop culture. Really? I feel like if you're like...

talking about everything within pop culture. Like she's really not a major player. She's just a speck. I think like if she heard you say that, she would be overjoyed to hear that like her plan has been working. She's just a speck on the windshield of pop culture. To me, she's like, I'm trying to think...

I don't know. I just... She's like a gnat on the windshield of pop culture. I understand. Well, she was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. She must be devastated. Yeah, that's definitely a tough loss, as was Anna Delvey. So as the show's hosts were bidding farewell to both duos, they asked Tori Spelling if she had anything that she wanted to say. What will she take away from this experience? And she was just...

to Tori Spelling, she would just like send love to her family and her kids. Just like, you know, they had to pull the microphone away from her. That's so Tori. And then they turned to Anna Delvey and said, what will you take away from this experience? And she said, nothing. Nothing.

I just want to say, you guys have heard everything I had to say about Avondale V this week and for the past few years. Maybe I was wrong about her. She's kind of a queen that was fucking hysterical. It was. Also, she looks gargi-pargi. I actually had the same exact thought when I saw the clip. I've seen the...

courtroom photos of her. Like, she wasn't a gorgeous girl before. No, but she's been living in New York, like, ever since she got out of prison. She's friends with, like, Kelly Catron. You know, they got her, like, a facialist and she probably got Botox. She looks unbelievable. And she had full TV glam. She looks like a different person. Especially, like, the original photos of her, like, from, like, the O

G days. Yeah. Not to say she wasn't like nice looking. Not to say anything about what she used to look like. Just saying what she looks like now. She wasn't like strikingly. No. And also it's important to note actually that she wasn't striking because she didn't get by on her womanly wiles. Yeah. Like she didn't con people with her looks. That's a different sect of con women. Which I think most female con women like use their sexuality to con. Yeah. I think it was actually even more shocking that she was who she was doing what she was doing. The glow

up is astounding i am in agreement she looks amazing she sounded amazing i think she might have a fan in me now nothing nothing what kind of business y'all in nothing

It was seriously like an iconic moment. I know. And I think she was so I think the entire experience has been like really torture for her. I don't think she enjoyed one minute of it. And we talked about this on my episode with Ben. But her partner like made a big tick tock being like, listen, after the first week, I guess she got really bad backlash for being like a terrible dancer. So much so that they couldn't find her after the premiere. She literally went missing. And they eventually found her in the bathroom crying like she had read like, you know, people's comments on her.

and it was overwhelmingly negative and she just couldn't help but get emotional. And it's crazy to me that you can survive prison but you can't survive social media comments. - Dancing with the Stars watchers. - Fanhood. Well the Dancing with the Stars followers, people who've watched the show for years, people who go to see them on tour, they're obsessed. It's a part of, it's a very niche fandom that I don't know much about. When I meet someone who's been going to the tour since they were 12, I'm like, what? It's a thing.

Some more Dancing With The Stars news though is that Brooks Nader was spotted kissing her partner Gleb Savchenko backstage. - And a lot of people are mad because this video's an invasion of privacy. Like some little rat took it. They literally look like they're hiding in the air conditioning ducts. And they're about to either go on stage or they just came off stage and they give a kiss on the lips. And to be honest, I'm beyond relieved because so much Dancing With The Stars content has come up on my social media and so I see everyone's reels. I have seen every reel that her and Gleb have made together.

And if they weren't dating, like that actually is crazy deceptive. Like I'm glad that they are. They weren't just doing it for clicks because that would have been lame.

Interesting. And so he's not like in a relationship. This happens with Dancing with the Stars all the time. So someone's like stepping out of their marriage. He's not stepping out, but like I do think it's his marriage like recently. Like not due to her. Is he single right now? Okay. And she's single. She has been like spotted with Tom Brady. I think one time she was rumored to be with. I feel like Gleb is, you know, whoever they put with Gleb, they're wanting something to happen. Except when he was with Lisa Vanderpump. She's...

the eligible bachelorette of the time yeah so is jen though okay so here's the thing i have so many questions so is anna delvey it's like it's really enough with anna delvey like i can't i have such like a crazy thought about dancing like my outfit tastes very anna delvey yes yes i would like to know if somebody who works at like the the show in terms of social media like

Everybody all day is practicing with their partners. So they're in these studios and all they do is practice. But seriously, they must devote half the time to practicing and half the time to making TikToks.

They're each churning out like five premium TikToks a day where they're learning these audios. They're learning dances. And I want to know if you have to hit some sort of minimum. It feels like Dancing with the Stars is making them do it. That's how many there are. And I feel like they're literally curating sounds for them to do, curating trends, like giving them a list of things that they have to do before they can leave the studio for the day. Like the amount of content being churned out is beyond natural in my opinion. Like obviously – You think it's overkill? I think that it's like obligatory. Aside from that, is it too much? Are they asking them to do too much? Like is it ruining it?

I think it's a lot. Like, I'm enjoying it, though. But it's a lot. All of it? Not all of it. You could tell, like, and I really feel this way with Danny Amendola. Like, someone's holding a gun to his head having him do these TikToks. It's Zandra saying dance. No, I'm telling you, I think it's, like, the rules of Dancing with the Stars. Because he's just, like, lip syncing. And he doesn't even know what he's saying. Like, what's Danny doing? What is Danny doing?

Go home, Grandpa. I just know that they're holding a gun to his head being like, do you know you have to sing for your supper? Lip sync for your supper. But like, why is he in this position? I feel like it's like freeze frame. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. That's what Danny Amendola is asking himself. Although Danny Amendola is getting a lot of praise, his performance was really good.

Of course it was because Whitney's his partner and she's a queen. Yeah. Everyone's kind of really like it's a there are a couple of people who are obviously going to go home soon whether it's because they're not great dancers or because like they don't have like you know huge fandoms. But there are like a lot of really like Ilona Mar is really good. Phaedra is really good. Everybody's loving Joey Grazia Dainia. Like there are a lot of there's no obvious choice. There's not someone who's better than everyone.

And Pommel Horse Steve. Of course, Pommel Horse Steve. Danny Amendola really improved. Like, he was actually very good. And Ilona Mar made waves because, you know, her thing is that because she's a rugby player. So, like, from a physical perspective, she's really strong. And, you know, the girls get lifted. Ballroom dance is very traditional. Like, the men lift the women. Right.

But she's probably stronger than her partner, who is Alan. And in this week's performance, they did a lift. He lifted her. And then they did the same lift and she lifted him. Like, it was kind of iconic. I loved it. Wow. Trailblazing. Yeah, yeah. It was kind of like when JoJo Siwa's partnered with a woman. Even though I feel like you can be gay and, like, dance with an opposite sex. But I think she was just trying to make a point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did she win? No. I think she came in second, JoJo. But she was really good, obviously.

I missed her season as I missed the other 32. Yeah, no, but this one, and by the way, I know so much about Dancing with the Stars. Still haven't tuned into it. I'm participating from a distance. Like I'm having fun from over here. I don't need to watch every week, but I'm liking the clips and the moments and new couples. It's always fun to have a Dancing with the Stars couple. It is. When it's not out of your marriage, Robert Herjavec.

Right, even though he was separated and very lonely. Robert Herjavec. Yeah, it's always someone. And it's fun when it's like two young single people. Like that's the whole point. You know, it's fabulous. But when it gets murky, when you know. But so she, Robert Herjavec's partner Kim, like she left the show, right? And she never came back. Yeah, I mean like Artem and Nikki. Artem's not on the show. Yeah.

He's a bad faith actor. Major. I know it in my bones. Yeah. Well, she's leaving him. Yeah, I know. So that's that on them. And still no news about John Cena, like making a grand gesture and leaving his wife. No, I think he's just seeing where the chips fall. Yeah. He should start a podcast called The Chip. The Chip. Yum. The Chip. You can't see it. But you can taste it. Ow. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay.

Are you okay? Oh, my God. I just pained my elbow so hard. And you know what? I have like actual trauma from pain in my elbow. What was that thing that I had that Dana Holzberg once had where she like had to lay down in Penn Station? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's not vitiligo because that's the skin disease that Michael Jackson – Vertigo? And it's not vertigo either. Visoviga or something. So it happened when I was on the subway. Like literally –

Struggling with visovaga and coccidinia. She's so strong. By the way, my coccidinia right now is so bad. I said to Jackie on the way here, this is the first time I'm podcasting in two weeks without my pillow. And our assistant was like, by the way, I'm bringing stuff from the studio. We needed our mic flags. And she was like, do you want me to bring your pillow? Which was so thoughtful. And I was like, no, it's fine. It wouldn't have been fair if you weren't suffering the way I'm suffering. I think, well, let's just take a minute. I'm having like a full body pain. It's spreading. It's so, it's so bad. Yeah.

Like and moving Like honestly Makes it worse It's like when your feet Really hurt at the end Of the night And you take your shoes off You can't put them back on Yeah that's where I readjusted I'm better All that to say I was on the subway And I banged my elbow Really hard And of course Like I had the funny bone Like tingles in my hand And I proceeded to then Have like some sort Of panic attack Which I'd never had before And I like The sweat was coming From my scalp Down my face I'd never sweat like that In my life I was

Freaking out, freaking out. And then it was gone in like two seconds. And apparently it's called like visovigia or something where your body, like you experience some sort of pain. Mine was my elbow. And your body goes into shock. Now, it never happened to me again, but I did learn some helpful tips. If it ever happens to you, clench your fists. It pumps blood into your heart. Like pump, pump. Yeah, because now you need to do that. You just bang. Right. And then also start humming. It sends blood flow to your brain. Let's do a song. Okay.

Oh, we wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We... No, I'm okay right now. We're practicing for Just No Holiday Spectacular. Tickets on sale tomorrow on Patreon. Yeah, surprise song is going to be going off at Just No Holiday Spectacular. Yeah, I mean, to say the least. We have ideas. To say the fucking least, we need carolers. Should we hire a choir? Like a gospel choir? Yeah, it's me and you. Oh, happy day. Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day. Oh, happy day. When Turdy washed. When Turdy washed. She washed her...

Her sins. I know. It feels weird to appropriate someone's religion. That's why I changed it. Oh, okay. So when Turdy washed the floors away. She's always washing the floors. That's sweet. She washed the floors away. Oh, Turdy's day. Oh, Turdy's day. Oh, Turdy's day. Holiday. Fa la la la la la la la. Fa la la la la la la. Fa la la la la la la la.

Turd. La la la. Turd. La turd. Turd. I didn't mean to take a turd on the nice song. That's okay. Turd. What were we talking about? Disney with the Stars.

We were talking about Visoviglia and Toxoviglia. Yeah, we'll have to bring our pillows to Chisno Holiday Spectacular. Oh my God. Actually, let me think. When we were doing Chisno, did I have any sort of pain in my tailbone? I do think the adrenaline was coursing through us. Yeah, but the more we do, the less adrenaline there will be. No, but this is our biggest venue ever. We didn't even tell you guys that. It's true. It's the biggest show we've ever done by far. Plus, with all my neighbors, the adrenaline's going to be through the roof.

Yeah. And with all my haters, your neighbors in the audience, I'm going to be even more lit up. Yeah. Actually, I don't hate your neighbors, obviously. I've not met most of them. They're wonderful. They're wonderful. But as a group, collectively, obviously, I hate them. Except just know, when I make fun of your neighbors, I'm never talking about Randy. And you're never talking about, do you remember Stockwalkers? Yeah, well, that's Randy and her kids. I'm not talking about them. No. Those are my queens and my kings.

Are you ready for our next story? Lady Gaga announces Joker 2 companion album called Harlequin, but she confirms it's not LG7. It's only LG6.5. Okay, so you know what's kind of giving? Huh? I wonder if you know what I'm going to say. Like someone releasing a companion album to their movie. Not a companion, but someone releasing an album that they're saying like, this is an album, but it's not like the album. Oh, someone just did that. Luke Holmes. Exactly. Ah.

I'll take you with me. Yeah, he released a whole album of songs about fatherhood. And he was like, listen, this is just where I'm at right now. And I wrote all these songs. Obviously, it's not like the big rock or country album. It's not like the big next drop. But this is where I'm at. It's Father's Day. Enjoy. And we did. Yeah. And we are still. So Lady Gaga, actually, you were the one who said that there should be more. She released Dived With a Smile with Bruno Mars. And you said maybe this is part of Joker Falea Duve.

And after weeks of puzzling fans with cryptic social media posts and billboards, it all leads to Harlequin, the companion album to Joker, Falea Du. Keeping in theme with the Joker's passionate scribbles, she embodied her role of Lee, a version of Harley Quinn, for the marketing of the new album in a series of Instagram posts that read, "'I'm ready for my interview. Don't tell me what to wear. No duct tape, no mission, amongst others.'" Whatever the fuck that means. I haven't seen these movies.

Anyways, original Gaga music is on the way. In a cheeky billboard, she dubbed Harlequin as LG 6.5 with LG 7 still set to arrive early next year. Oh, she's...

Beating the little monsters. Well, I think Lady Gaga has a really strong history of writing music for movies. Obviously, A Star is Born, Hold My Hand from Top Gun, literally my favorite song. That documentary. That she was nominated for an Oscar for with, yeah, I forget the song, but yes. Diane Warren. Yes. And obviously she has like major songs always, but I do think her like,

the songs she saves for movie projects are kind of major. Like they're always really beautiful and really big. Yeah.

Yeah, well, I mean, to talk about the art of scoring a movie is a really beautiful, big musical composition. And by the way, maybe this is her way of trying to get more awards because she's going to be nominated. She's not going to be up against Taylor Swift and Diane Warren and Billie Eilish. She's going to be up against scoring. She deserves EGOT because she is that sort of talent. Now, of course, she needs to earn it. I think that she will earn it. And I totally endorse her taking time from LG7 to go on this journey. She has an Oscar and she has a Grammy.

She has nine Grammys. Does she have an Emmy? She was so close to getting it, right? This is how close Lady Gaga is to an Emmy. Does she have an Oscar? Yes. She won for Shallow, and that's why we should remember she was crying. Okay. She's halfway there. She didn't get the Emmy. No. So, oh my God, why is it so hard for people to just tell me what she has? She actually weighs away. She needs E.T. I think she needs E.T. Yeah, exactly. She has the go. She needs the E.T.

Tony will be a little tougher. She's going to have to take some time, you know, move to New York. And I don't know if there's really any way to get a Tony. That doesn't involve you doing a Broadway show like every day on stage. Like you don't have to do a movie to win an Oscar. You can write a song for it. Like I don't know if there's like a backdoor way to get a Tony. I think they really just give it to like the onstage actors. Yeah, maybe she could. Is there like a producer of the year? Something, a song. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. She'll get there. Yeah. Although I don't think that that's actually like a goal of hers. I think some people like they choose their projects based because they want to become an EGOT. Like I actually think Lady Gaga. She's too much of an artist. She's not about. She's not motivated by shallow things like that. Wow. You can't spell EGOT without ego. Just saying. Chilling. She's not. Turd.

She's not about ego. She's not. From the same girl who shouted turd. You're right. No, like get you a girl that can do both. I agree. I think she's not motivated by like silly things like that. Like vanity. Like I think she really cares about releasing the best work, the best art, the best music. What are you about to say? Is EGOT all about ego? Sound off in the comments.

Is EGOT all about ego? I like that. I love that. That should be like a thesis. If it was a little bit shorter, it could be our title. Oh, okay. Putting the ego in EGOT. Can you have EGOT without ego? Although I do want to say, and I'm going to hold your hand when I say this, I actually think as a podcast, we have too many episodes with EGOT in the title. Like, we weirdly have... Remember we had like REGOT. Like, we...

We do. Do you remember? Regot is important because it's someone who's won a Razzie. Yeah, right. We did EGOT less than Regot. Like, I actually think we've maxed out on how many times a podcast can put EGOT in their titles. It's so funny because we're making fun of everyone else for being obsessed with EGOT when it's like we are obsessed with EGOTs. It's us. We're the problem. Like, no one can make one move or win one award without being us. How close is Elton John to an EGOT? EGOT tracker. Actually, Elton John already has one. What about EGOT trackers?

I bet there's a website for that. No, like for our title. Egot Tracker. No, I'm very, very against, as of this moment, unless you convince me otherwise, I'm very against putting EGOT in the title. What about, I mean, I know how to get it. Like, turdy for EGOT.

It actually goes against two principles. Yeah, Jackie doesn't like having our names in the titles. Too often. Yeah. Because it could always be like, Turdy and Shirty and Jax and Max. So good. We could always go off. I love that. Turdy and Shirty and Jax and Max. I love it. We could always go off with the names. Like, it's, we have to, and also, it's limiting. It doesn't interest new listeners. It doesn't. Like, who's Turdy? Who's Shirty? Who's Jax? Who's Jax? Right. Right.

Well, as to say, new Lady Gaga music is forthcoming. So that's something for us. Yeah. The fans. Jax is like really feeling delirious. You did have a very long day. Roma, Roma, ma. Gaga, ooh la la. Woke up at 430. When that dance came out, like the cultural reset, like in gym class, the way, eh.

Everybody was doing it. Yeah. Like, and whoever like learned it first and best and fastest was like so cool. It was like better than TikTok. It was like the hold on, throw down of its time. Yeah. And it was like a you slobs aren't going back and back and back on YouTube. It was better than TikTok. Yes. Thank you. We were dancing. Did these high schoolers like think they invented dancing? Synchronized dancing? Like we were doing the hold on, throw down. We were doing the ice cream freeze. We were doing bad roll.

They didn't see us in the living room. No, they didn't see us. Doing the damn thing. And they never will. Those were the days. Like, when we used to make up dances, there was such a hierarchy in our family. Like, just...

Just due to the nature of the order in which we were born, like, Olivia was always put in charge of, like, the activities that we were, like, we always would, like, go do gymnastics, like, things we would want to do. And Olivia was, like, always the coach. In our family, we have a lot of respect for birth order. Yeah. Like, when we are choosing, like, rooms on a trip, like. I feel like, one, other families don't. And two, I think that's probably, like, a key to our harmoniousness.

As a family It keeps things fair Even though it's fucking annoying Yeah but like With a lot of You can't fight it Privilege comes A lot of responsibility And I always felt like It was very balanced And like Margot You would feel that As like two out of four Yeah I guess it like Was stinkiest for me and you And more so for you Every now and then We would go reverse birth order Like just to shake Shake things up Like Margot Who's always getting The shit end And it doesn't really Change anything for you And it doesn't really Change anything for me Because you're never first You're never last But we also never Had it that bad Like I think every position Can be

Can be Argued to be the best All that to say Like every dance We ever choreographed as kids Like was created Choreographed Produced Styled by Olivia Oshry Yeah That's a lot of pressure For a young kid Right Which is why she got To choose her room Yeah

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Anniston was swatted her home was swatted after a call a prank call to cops so this is like a thing this is what the pranksters are doing right now like seriously fucking annoying there's an episode of blue bloods about this we're like this the head of communications for Tom Selleck got swatted it was like a prank and literally to get swatted like

50 swats, swat teams, like show up at your house, flashlights, guns, and you'd like get, it's so scary in the middle of the night. So Jennifer Aniston's LA home was swatted after a call to cops that the LAPD are now investigating. So she had one hell of a wake-up call on Friday evening as law enforcement told TMZ that she was swatted, a growing prank targeting many in Hollywood. Law enforcement tells TMZ that someone called the cops and told dispatcher he was worried about a friend's well-being, but never mentioned her by name.

Per the cops, the caller said his friend was not doing well and supposedly alluded to seeing him on the other side. We're told the caller then asked cops to do a welfare check, providing only the address and keeping himself anonymous. Then they're told authorities stopped by the address just after midnight where they were met by security who were seriously surprised by their arrival. It was during this time that police learned that they were at Jennifer Aniston's home and cops say they spoke with the actress who assured them everything was okay and that she had no self-harm intentions. Wait, but that's not swatted.

That's called a wellness check. So the police come... That's like the regular police who are at the police station at your precinct. Yeah, it's not like helicopters. That SWAT is like when they show up in armed brink trucks. So the person who wrote this article didn't understand. And I'm surprised this doesn't happen more with celebrities. Everyone's calling it Jennifer Aniston SWATed. But that's not what it is. But I'm surprised it doesn't happen more given the sheer fact that celebrities' addresses and personal information are not protected in their public info and you can find it anywhere. Yeah, but I guess that...

- When they live in like armed communities. - No, like when you're calling to get a wellness check on someone, like a bit of, like should you be able to be anonymous in that? Maybe the police don't have to tell. - I think like actually being able to be anonymous encourages more people to do it, which overall is a good thing. - But why do you need to be anonymous? I mean, sometimes anonymity is necessary, but on the whole, like if you're doing a wellness check on someone,

What's the benefit to you being anonymous? I don't know. And now like the LAPD, I mean, it's the LAPD. Hopefully they could trace the phone number. Right. It's giving star six seven. It doesn't sound hard. And figure out who done this because this is bad on a number of levels. It's such a waste of police resources. It's...

Speaking of waste of police resources, I was talking about that today because like you're walking through the streets and there's so many. Every five seconds you turn around, you hear a police escort. And you just know it's like some irrelevant diplomat. Nobody's ever heard of like if you're just walking through the street, you should just walk to the UN because nobody knows who diplomats are. They're literally not famous. That's a waste of police resources. Yeah. No, it's like diplomatic fashion week. They really think that they're the shit.

It's Diplomatic Fashion Week And they're getting out of these Like literally Kendall Jenner Like sprinter vans Like they actually think They're such hot shit Yeah I'm happy for them This is their week Do your job man This is their week Earn that immunity It's so true You know I actually used to live in a building In my old building There was a diplomat Who lived in that building And one of the elevators Like didn't even go to the floor That they lived on It was like kind of crazy Like they think they're such hot shit Like seriously Brandon No one's looking The one in my building Like actually was hot shit You know which country?

Yeah. And it was like a really high security. Like it was legit. Well, no, there's different tiers, right? Because there's ambassadors and that's the real deal. I've seen Passport to Paris. Like that is a big job. But then there are. Every Joe Schmo is a diplomat. Everyone's a diplomat. So true. Like you get a badge all of a sudden you think you're something. I,

And you know these people are like fucking assholes because they get diplomatic immunity. So like they travel and their sons are like assholes who go to bars and like roofie girls and they get diplomatic immunity. Yeah, I've seen SVU. Yeah. I wanted to ask about diplomatic immunity, but ambassadors are legit. And I think they're, you know, it's ambassadorship is so interesting. No, and it's a really important job. Marjorie Post, when her husband was an ambassador, they were like ambassadors to Russia at like a very hostile time, cold war vibes. Yeah. And it's like,

I feel like sometimes with an ambassadorship, it's like you kind of give it to someone to get rid of them. Like, oh, yeah, we'll send you to Siberia, literally. But there are a couple of key... I think the ambassador from U.S. to Israel is like a really important person. Yeah, but you could also go somewhere fabulous to be the ambassador. Yeah, and a country that has like amazing relations with your country and they love you there. Like you could be the ambassador to Ibiza. Yeah. I don't like...

Yeah, I don't know. Abuse is not a country. But you can choose to live in the headquarters. You have to live in the capital, I know. But I'm just saying, there's fun places to go. And there's, of course, the diplomatic immunity, which I think is a huge benefit for a lot of them. So what's that about? You can just, like, fuck shit up. I don't know if it covers, like, murder. Okay. But it's, like, a thing that I think diplomats have in our country and our diplomats have in other countries. So that you can't ever get held in another country against your will.

But like... But did you kill someone? Just because you're a diplomat. Diplomatic immunity is a principle of international law by which certain foreign government officials are not subject to the jurisdiction of local courts and other authorities for both their official and to a large extent their personal activities. Okay, but are they subject to any jurisdiction? Do they have to follow the laws of their own country? Probably. And it's like...

Just feels like They don't need that Like just behave Right Like why you want to be Like a big official Just to break the law It's weird It's counterintuitive A thousand percent And it's like Does that apply to laws That they have there But we don't have here So it's like You're just not used to it It's a cultural difference Or all of a sudden Like no law Lawlessness That's what I'm thinking Interesting And there's always An episode of SVU Where like there's Some diplomat's kid Has a diplomatic immunity And he like sells drugs

Right. That was just in Perfect Couple. They thought that he had diplomatic immunity. Shaker. Shooter. Shaker. Shaker. Shooter. Shooter. Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure it was Shooter? A thousand percent.

are you ready for our next story yeah anyways jennifer aniston i'm sorry that's like really annoying i'm sorry nothing happened to you like your security handled it they didn't even come in the middle of the night like just like i'm sure she i'm sure i would bet my life she didn't even wake up they said they spoke to her oh okay okay it was a disturbance and that's annoying she was annoyed headline i would definitely i would definitely like take being annoyed and making like 25 million dollars a year off of a show like i worked on 20 years ago right right but the headline is jennifer aniston was annoyed

Got it. Well, it's not the first time and it won't be the last, so she better get used to it. Yeah. Life is full of annoying things. Our next... So true, Tardine. Our next story is some content news because 50 Cent is setting his Diddy Abuse Allegations docuseries at Netflix. And you know he's been working on this for years. The doc is here. I love the turnaround time, but it's not even that quick because 50 Cent has been working on this for a while. Right.

Netflix is producing a docuseries from Curtis 50 Cent Jackson about charges of sex trafficking and racketeering as well as sexual assault and violent abuse allegations against Diddy. Alexandria Stapleton directs the project, which is currently in production. I am glad that we had said like this is such a.

Like a long running thing And so many people are involved Like it really needs a documentary Because a lot of it Is kind of confusing And I'm glad that P. Diddy Is a part of it Because I do think He has access to things Like most filmmakers don't I would love to hear 50 Cent What did I say? P. Diddy Oh sorry 50 Cent I would love to hear There are like certain people Who I think really need To be a part of it Aubrey O'Day being one of them Obviously I think P. Diddy Will sit down While also being like Behind the scenes I think he'll also be On camera sharing 50 Cent

Oh my God. I think 50 Cent will also be on camera. It's been such a long day. Will be on camera in addition to like being behind the scenes and like, you know, using his celebrity to like ask people to be a part of it. Yeah, I agree. There's a lot going on in like the Diddy stuff. Rumors and otherwise. I saw like a comment in our comments like, why aren't you guys talking about the Diddy stuff? People love to think we're like a part of like, we're being paid by like big whatever. Big Hollywood to like cover up their lies. And I just want to say like, I know what I'm going to say is like extreme. Like when people say like, why aren't the girls talking about XYZ? Like seems suspicious. Yeah.

I feel like those are really anti-Semitic comments. Like people are like, they're a part of like some like Hollywood big like conspiracy like cover up. Oh, I just feel like, is that like a crazy assumption? Kind of like just like think highly of us that like we're a part privy to the protections. Having these conversations. And in those rooms,

And really, I feel like we talk about P. Diddy every day. We talk about it, like, every few days when there's tangible news. But, like, Usher deleting his tweets, like, it's sus, but that's not a news story. It's true. Like, what's... Okay, like, it could be a million things. Then I also saw... And Megan Fox deleted her tweets. Like, know that she left Twitter, like, a million years ago. She didn't delete her tweets because Diddy was arrested. Right. So then, like, it's just...

It gets into like this... The weeds. You have to pull back a little bit. We're trying to stick to the facts a little bit. And like, oh, and the resurface keeping up clip and Justin Bieber was naked at the party. No, the Justin Bieber rabbit hole is definitely really concerning if you go down it, which I briefly did. Yeah. But...

All's in time. And thanks to documentaries like these to really stick to what we know. And I look forward to watching it. Agreed. And I'm grateful for 50 Cent. Agreed. Every day and today especially. It's no exception.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. It's a little casting news that has the potential to be really exciting because the Legally Blonde prequel series. I can't hear any more about Legally Blonde. Legally Blonde prequel series at Amazon Prime Video is putting out an open casting call for the series' lead role. It's giving Nikki Blonsky. Nikki Blonsky.

We will be getting Nikki Blonsky of our time. Thank you. This is the Gen Z Nikki Blonsky. However, like it should be Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, she actually she's a triple threat. Although like I don't think like filming a prime video show, no matter how iconic this could be, like really fits into her schedule of being like a pop star. Not at all. It fits into my schedule of things I want to watch. But it's not a musical, right? It's just like a. Yeah, no, it's just a prequel series. So I guess give it to an actress who can't sing. Like me. A pretty cute young thing.

Who me? Literally. Pretty cute young thing. Um...

I'm like tired of getting updates on like this is not the movie. I know but it's just like don't don't tell me shit anymore until it's out. I don't want to hear it. I do agree with the movie. I feel like they're using like our endless love for Legally Blonde against us. Thousand percent. And it's wrong. It is not right. Because there's not a lot that's pure in this world but our love for Legally Blonde is one of those things. And society's love for it. So true. So just like

Cast your movie okay Don't bring us into it Yeah just like Get it done Get to work Get to fucking work bitch Get your fucking ass up Speaking of ass Are you okay By the way Not me Like reading the ads And you going off camera To pick your camel toe Like I was seriously You did it to me You expected me Not to like laugh You got up one time Which gave me the idea I didn't even leave frame I just pulled my shorts Well I know But I was like Might as well I have space over here You don't have space

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