The Office is a great show to fall asleep to. This is a podcast narrating each episode in a calm, re
No, David. You listen to me. Why did.. you send her away? That... God... you knew I liked her and yo
Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon? Connect over on Twitter: htt
My wish has come true, incidentally. Because, you've met me, and you are happy. Connect over on Twit
this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don't win it Connect over on Twitter:
Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michae
I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times. Connect over on Twitter: http:
Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair. Connec
What Gives You The Right? Good Night. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't
Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in? Connect over on Twitter: http://
Andy and Angela seem very happy… I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them. Check out my guest ap
“If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.” Check out my guest appearance on The One With Frie
Hey I'm serious. It's happening. And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass Beesly. So, stay s
The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit. Connect over on Twit
Irie, sorry. 'More tomorrow. XOXO, Michael.' Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice
You are-- You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real. Connect over on Twitter: http://twit
Wanted, middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt, bigger heart... I can't, do this. Connect over o
I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitt
Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight. Connect over on Twit
Wait. Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, or Pizza by Alfredo. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmrof
