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Hello, folks. Welcome to Nate Land. You might actually see that intro, then another intro, because we are having to record this part just at the beginning. It's been snow all in Nashville and kind of everywhere, so we couldn't record this week, so we have an episode that we held back. We've been excited for you guys to see this one. Hello, folks. Welcome to Nate Land.

We are here. I am Nate, Aaron Weber, Brian Bates. Yeah, we're doing it. We're doing this is a an episode that we're doing in case, you know, one of you guys kills over. I think we would just take one week off. Yeah. And then we'd get rolling again. Well, I assumed if one of us got it, you wouldn't even pause. You just keep going. If you got COVID. Yeah.

Oh, if you got COVID. I mean, we would just step out and you'd keep going. How's that if you killed over? Yeah. Even then. Yeah, if you got COVID. Yeah. I definitely don't need you. Is that what we're saying? That's what I'm asking. It's like that line from The Office. Dwight goes, if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah. If one of y'all, yeah, if you got COVID. Yeah, man.

I don't know if I'd notice, but that, yeah. Well, everybody. So, yeah, we were recording this. I changed it. You know what I thought of? Like, I have a different hat. Everybody always talks about our hats. How long can we go? I still have a few hats I haven't worn that I think I could keep going. I had some repeats already. I think this is probably a repeat. Yeah, I could mix it up. I still have a few more left. Yeah. But I've started diving into hats I don't wear.

Do you wear that hat around? I don't. I actually don't mind this hat. I'd wear it to golf in. I just haven't. But I would wear it. I like it. Brian, what's your hat situation, man? I got a few. I got some vintage ones. Do you have a warm one on the podcast? No. People have requested. How did practice go with the Titans this week? You never wear some guy's... You look like a shrine in your closet. Yeah.

But yours looks, I mean, like, you know, the guy that he goes, comes home and says to his wife, they go, they let me on the field this week. I think you've worn one of the exact same material. With that jacket. And she's like, oh. You think you're going to get a coach or something? He goes, no. But I got to be down there with the players. And I feel it was nice they gave me this jacket because it was a little windy. No, I'm joking. I would wear it. I could have got this from your closet. You could have. I don't have a Titans one, but I wear a lot of sports stuff.

I think it's you. You don't wear it, so it stands out more. It was a birthday gift. I set the tone. Yeah. Still celebrating his birthday. Well, you don't throw it away the day after your birthday. You can only wear it on your birthday. It's like a birthday card. How long is it? Two days max. What's that? Ken Sanza? George? Yeah. Are you making that up? Making it up. If you have a mantle, my whole life would be. I'd be a different person if I had a mantle. Yeah.

All right, so yeah, we're recording this one just as a pre-tape, just in case. And so we're going to read. We've got some just comments that we sit and say these are the good ones. Not good, but they're the ones that... This is the B team. These aren't good. Yeah. If your comment gets read on this one, I mean, we're just saying you're on the team.

But you should step it up. Right. And if you still don't get read, you should just stop trying. Yeah, at this point. No, these comments are good. They're just ones that are not timely. Yeah. Just not good enough for a real episode. Yeah. Right. This is a real episode, though. Some of our best episodes, honestly. That's true. You could argue you'd rather be on one of these episodes. That is true. Yeah. Because the ones that we put out regularly are not good. Yeah.

Luke Irwin. I'm a huge fan of this podcast, but on the flip side, I also enjoy it. Starting off pretty good. I like that. I like that. That was a good one.

Luke, that's a good one. Yeah, these are comments that just can fit in any time. Who knows what we just talked about is when this is going to come out. Evergreen comments. Evergreen comments. So if you throw a comment out that you're like, I didn't get read, but it wasn't about something specifically, then maybe this is where you're going to get it. Mm-hmm.

Steven Jack. It's a regular name people too. Luke Irwin, Steven Jack. Watching Nate Land has made me realize it's better to be dumb and happy than it is to be smart and miserable. That's a shot at you, Aaron. You say that's like saying they'd rather be you than me. Yeah. Yeah, obviously. Obviously. Yeah.

That's fine. Emily Zell, an interesting life trend as I listen to the podcast. Thursdays, I'm way more prone to roasting people because I just listened to Bingley get roasted for two hours. My friends can usually say, have you been listening to more Nate Land? Because I keep throwing out zingers. That's what it's about, Emily. That's what it is. That's what I get. People are like, oh, it feels mean. You're like, yeah, dude, we're comics. Like that's every, like you said, every joke's mean.

Rip it up, man. If you want to hang out comics, you just make fun of each other. Yep. That's the point. Good for you, Emily. And you should be like, are you guys having fun today? They're probably like, no. I'm going to keep attacking my wardrobe. And she's like, well, don't wear that. Boom. Joshua Tincture. Hello, folks. Nate, Aaron, and Bon Appetit. Bon Appetit? Bon Appart. Bon Appart. Bon Appart.

That's a made-up word. Like Napoleon. Napoleon Bonaparte. Oh, Bonaparte. Yeah. Napoleon Bonaparte? Yeah. Like that's his last name? Yeah. Napoleon, his last name is Bonaparte? Bonaparte. Bonaparte, they don't advertise that that much. You don't hear about Napoleon's last name a lot, do you? I've heard it. But I mean, everybody just talks about Napoleon. It's like Oprah. You just need the first name. Right. But Oprah Winfrey is... Right. They don't, you know...

If someone said, I want to talk about Napoleon Bonaparte, you're like, I don't know, do we even know that? Do I know him or something? Does he work with us? You think more people know Oprah's last name than Napoleon's? Worldwide? We're talking worldwide? Now I do. I don't even think it's close, dude. Oh, you think Napoleon's way better known? Yeah, I mean... You don't even say Napoleon. The name Napoleon is more known. But his last name is not. That's what I'm saying. That's like Hitler's first name.

Everybody knows that. Adolf. Right. Yeah. It's the same thing. Hitler was 1945. I mean, it's recent. Yeah. Napoleon wasn't that far before that. 30s. I've never heard. I don't know if I've ever thought about his last name or heard. I mean, it didn't make bone apart. Napoleon Bonaparte. I think he was embarrassed of it. I think Napoleon is such a.

great name then it's like bone apart and he'd be like what we're gonna listen to this guy yeah and then wouldn't be taking it serious i mean he's clearly not being taken serious we're using his last name as a joke it's napoleon uh not asking you to name names but you think some comedians that started in the last few years will disappear now that trump is leaving office being that is their entire set like the comedian with his ponytail

I do. I think it's going to be interesting. I mean, that's going to be interesting all the way around. News. News will be very interesting to see. Like, just what are they going to do? I mean, I think media is going to get crushed. You're going to see all these, like, kind of open mic journalists that have gotten, like, some credit over just, like, putting stuff out on Twitter and all this stuff. Like, that's going to be gone. Like, your whole system is built on hating a guy.

And so, yeah, a lot of comedians when they, you know, they're going to make fun of whoever they're going to make fun of. I think they're still make fun of Trump. Yeah, I think they will. That's all they're going to be able to do. So, yeah, they should be able to shift and go. But yeah, you're going to see you will see a drop off. I bet.

The good ones adapt to whatever, right? I mean, yeah. The good ones, it doesn't matter what's going on. That's the point of being a comedian is you should just be funny. But I'm saying, so there's a lot that we'll be interested to see. I mean, that Sarah Cooper, what is she going to do? Her whole thing is doing Trump on TikTok, right? Yeah. Yeah, she probably wish she won. And they'll get her a Netflix special.

And then, so what's, that's funny. She, what she probably wish he won. It would have helped. She would have been, it's, I mean, it's like getting a guaranteed job. Yeah. Four more years would be perfect. Right. Yeah. But I mean, maybe she'll come up with something else, you know, she started doing Biden lip syncs. Yeah. She'll do lip sync. I mean, look, she just does lip syncs. Uh, I mean, just says words that people already say. And, uh, one of our best comedians, uh,

It's fine. I'm fine with it. I think it's great. Hop her out and get a Netflix special. She went from nothing. I think she used to do comedy in New York. Oh, stand-up? I think so. Zero to Netflix special. Months. She started all that after the pandemic. And shot the Netflix special. America's Fastest Rising Comedian. That's the title. Is it? No.

That's Chad Ryden. Yeah. Like, that's just what it's called? You see Nate's head just explode? Jep. Jep's back. Jep's back. He has. Jepay. Jepay. This question is mainly for Aaron. Do you consider comedy YouTubers as comedians? There's a channel called Funwas.com.

Funhaus? Funhaus. Funhaus. Well, they spell house H-A-U-S. That's true. That's true. Funhaus. It might be Funhaus. I don't know. Funwa. Funwa. Funwa. There's a channel called Funhaus, which uses video games almost as a tool to make improv comedy. And one guy, James Williams, is especially good. He has done stand-up in the past after his YouTube career started. Yeah. Aaron? Aaron?

What do you think? I'm not sure why that's for me. You know, it reminds me of that fun house. There's an EDM artist, like a DJ named Deadmau5. Yeah. But it's spelled dead, M-A-U-5. Yeah. And I remember in college trying to act like I knew. Yeah. And I go back. I was talking to this guy. I go, man, I love Deadmau5, dude. And he's like, you have no idea what you're talking about. Deadmau5 is actually not a bad name either. That's way better than Deadmau5, in my opinion.

So that's Funhaus is what I'm guessing. I'm not sure why this question's for me. Yeah. The guy least doing comedy. Go ahead, Aaron. I'll take it. Comedy YouTubers as comedians. Sure, as comedians, just stand-up is something different. I think that's fair, right? I mean, it's its own thing. That's my... Yes. I think stand-up. I would love...

Everything to be declassified. But you separate us. We're stand-up comedians and they can all be... Everybody's a comedian. I'm a comedian. I'm funny. Whatever. But that's not... I don't know. This guy started stand-up too? You know him? I don't know. Oh, you know him? Yeah. They do really, really good improvs. Here we go. Here we go. Really, really good improvs. When they have to tell you what they're doing, I'd imagine...

Guys, here's what we're doing. It's improv comedy and it's really good. Okay. This is pretty good. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen it. Maybe it's great. Maybe it's funny. It's all videos. I mean, it's all like you get two seconds. Do you have a video? No, I don't. They're pre-made videos.

with stand-up or, you know, I don't know. Stand-up is such a long thing to create and it's you creating it. That's why I love the idea of stand-up. You create it. One person creates it and they get up in front of people by themselves and have to tell these jokes and these jokes have to work. And if they don't,

you embarrass your family. I mean, like it's crazy how much bombing. So that's why I like standup. And that's what standup is to me. I do think a lot of people are getting lumped into the standup crazy. And I honestly, they go to her because if they can sell tickets, they can make a lot of money. And so that's what they, you know, you're seeing people that have these big followings and they go to standup, which if they do do that, if they go to standup, I would hope that they,

create a real show that's all you want if you're going to go be a youtuber and you're like i'm gonna sell tickets but i don't know dude if you have your fans and they won't come see you then good for you like yeah do whatever you want yeah and that's the one uh funwa has 1.4 1.6 million subscribers on youtube so they're pretty big yeah i mean it's yeah i mean it's uh

Yeah. Yeah. I'd love to see him do 20 minutes at the Stardome. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, just chaos going on. I mean, yeah. Go do a show. That's the thing. Doing a show where everyone knows you versus not is wildly different. When you perform and you're performing and no one knows who you are and they don't like you,

The fact that you walk up there, especially open for people and they're like, who is this? Yeah. All that. And you got to win these people over. There's nothing that's pretty special. And that's that's almost like what the talent is that we go after. It's stand up. Is that that's what you're trying to create. Right. Versus this. I mean, he's only going to he'll never know what it's like to really perform in front of people that don't know. It will only be his fans.

I mean, I don't think he's going to go to open mics. I mean, I think you would see the difference of them. But, I mean, look, maybe he's working on it, and maybe he puts on a good show. I did a show Friday night for a cowboy church in Alabama. Did you really? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. And it ended up going pretty well, but before— What's a cowboy church?

It's just where people want to be cowboys or are cowboys, and they go to church. Is it called a cowboy church or you're calling it? No, they call it. It's like a type of church. Yeah, there's a few of them. Yeah. I had a buddy that went to one. He said he would chew tobacco in there.

So it's like you walk in, cowboy hat, everything, and you're in church. Open bar. Everybody. I'm just kidding. Everybody is being cowboy. Yeah, cowboy hats. Horse is parked out front. I've never been there. You...

It wasn't held at the church, but the people at the event center were wearing cowboy hats. Not everybody, but certainly most of them were. I mean, who's going to go to a cowboy church and then wear your hat? I'm not wearing a hat. I'm not a cowboy. You're like, that's the main thing. Yeah, where did you think you were going? That's the word before church. Right. Should be church for cowboys. Church of cowboys. Church of cowboys. But instead, cowboys is more important to them than church. Right. Yeah.

I thought it was going to go terrible. The setup looked terrible. Everything about it, I thought this is going to go terrible. And it went pretty well. But what would you, now everywhere you do shows, people probably know you. But back when you were doing smaller corporate shows, I was thinking I would probably right now, I thought I was going to have to bomb for 45 minutes. I'd probably take 50% of commission just for it to be a good show if I had that option. Like what? Yeah, they told you. So they walked up and they were like, look, 80 bucks, you can walk away right now.

Oh, dude, I would love that. That'd be almost everything I'm getting paid. That's how much he gets paid. So you tell me, they walked up to you and they said, 60 bucks, you can walk right now. And you're like, God, that's almost all my money. You're not far off. But bombing hurts so bad and doing a great show feels so good that there's certainly a price we'd pay to just take less money for it to be a good show.

I don't know if there was ever for me because I do want to feel it. If a show is really bad, you're like, well, I want to sit in that and I want to feel it. I think you learn from that. Yeah. And you learn how to deal with that. I mean, I remember a long time ago, me and Giannis Papas was doing a show. About to start his own podcast. Me and Giannis were doing a show and the show was just chaos. It was outside and you're supposed to do like three minutes outside.

And it's bands and it's, you know, it's almost like a festival type thing. No one's listening. I mean, when Giannis went up there, I would say most of the room doesn't know he's up there. Like that kind of thing. Like you're like, oh, people are talking, but everybody's drunk. And so they were like, we got hired to do it. And they were like, all right, he can come off. And then they told me not to. They're like, don't even go up. It doesn't, none of this matters. But I remember I wanted to go up because I was like, well, I want to feel it.

Because you want to feel just that. What does it feel like to be talking to a room and no one's paying attention? Maybe for a short amount of time, 45 minutes. That was a short amount of time. Is a long time to sit in. There you're doing it for the money. That's what you're getting paid for. That's your job. And so you do need to learn how to do that. If you don't know how to do that, to go up there and figure it out. You know, it's like you should, every mindset as a comedian should go, I will make this work.

So I don't think you would ever take it because you would go, well, I don't need to take it. I'll make these people, I'm funny. These people will laugh. And I know you're in situations that are not good, but don't you always think I can do it? Yeah, until sometimes when I get there and see it in the flesh, the setup and everything and see the actual people, and I'm like, oh man, I am about to bomb.

Yeah. I've done some shows where I've been like, all right, take maybe for $20, just have everybody face me. Yeah. You know, just like the bare minimum. Like, I'll do another 10 to turn off the TVs. Yeah. And just get it to where it's an actual show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's all you're trying to fight for is get it to like a show that people know it's happening. Right.

Well, I got the pastor to get everybody to kind of move up to the front because there was a food truck running the generator. How much time did you do? 45. Wow. Was it fun? Yeah, it went much better than I expected. Just went up cold? There was a guy playing music beforehand. He was just playing cover songs and nobody was listening. Everybody was just talking.

but that's totally different playing cover songs with someone else as opposed to you just bearing your soul on stage. Did they, nobody listened, heard them together? Like did they, did a guy walk and hurt them and then kind of keep them? They don't even know they're getting moved to the stage. Is that how the Cowboys just start? They go, yeah, they're just keep talking. Next thing you know, it's like, Oh, there's a stage right here. And you're there. Maybe, maybe. Yeah. Um,

So yes, anyway, we love comedy YouTubers. Long story short, Mason Gudenson, the Doppelganger episode was on the topic of multiple births, talking about triplets and twins. I make a comma, period. That's a big problem. That was a comma. Doppelganger's episode was on the topic of multiple births, comma. And I just, Doppelganger's episode was on the topic of multiple births.

Talking about triplets and twins. Not to brag, but my brothers and I are the first set of all male quintuplets to survive birth in the U.S. Wow. I believe a Google image search of Gooden son quintuplets will pull up the picture of us on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno as well. Once again, huge fan and Nate is by far my favorite comedian. Sorry, Aaron and Beelzebub. Beelzebub? Huh? Beelzebub? Beelzebub.

Napoleon's niece. Also, being born and raised in Montgomery makes hearing all of your stories about Alabama and Tennessee so much more relatable to you. Keep up the good work. Good and son, Quintuplets. Look at that. Wow. It's from Montgomery, Alabama. Wow. There you are. So they were 11 years old in 2007. Is that where you're from? I'm from Montgomery, yeah. Yeah. At least someone made it on tonight's show from there. You know them, Aaron? Yeah.

Oh, look at that. There they are. That's pretty cool. You know what's funny is they look familiar. That's the Goot Son boys. Yeah, they do look familiar. I love that out of all five, only one is a fan. It's like, I can't get the other four on board. It's a lot. But I like them. But I like them. Look at that. How fun is that? It's got to be pretty fun as a kid to grow up with five kids, but then also the parents got to be a nightmare.

Not a nightmare, but it's like just all hands on deck until these kids are grown. They're probably about your age, right? Yeah. Do you remember that? So they were 11 in 2007. So they're five years younger than me. They're 24, 25. Doesn't ring a bell. No, I would have remembered five successful. Looks like Ed Sheeran. He does look a little bit like Ed Sheeran. Yeah. And then this is them doing the Pledge of Allegiance. Yeah.

So they know we love America. That's cool. They love us. We're taught to do it right in Montgomery. Yeah. You know what I mean? All right. Wow. Look at that. That's really interesting. I wonder, that's got to be just a wildlife to have four, I don't even know what you call them. Brothers.

God, Darren, I thought you were smart. I mean, he was. We started digging. And it's, I mean, on the surface, we thought. It's all fake. There's going to be a lot of oil under this land. And then we keep, there's nothing. Oh, boy. It is falling apart piece by piece. I mean, unbelievable. That's not what I meant. I mean, what do you call, if you have twins, you call them your twin.

You know what I mean? What do you call your quintuplet? Your Quinn. He's my Quinn. I think you say brother or Quinn or you say, you probably say your twin. Well, they're not twins. That's what I'm saying. So you say brother, but we're quintuplets.

What do you say? It's a little bit of a conversation to be honest. I don't think it's a blow off. No, this is my twin. Let's keep going. Don't worry about it. I think it's like you got brothers. You're like, all right, let me, I gotta take a seat. Yeah. Yeah. I got to dive into it a little bit. Bobby Burns. Can Aaron or bacon bits please sum up the concept of peer review to Nate? You throw a quotation at me. I stop. That's what happens.

You get any kind of, just put any kind of dot. I don't care what the dot is doing. Something. If there's a dot line, put it behind a word. I'm stopping and I'm gathering myself. And it really comes off. Did you just describe quotation marks as dots? Well, I'm just saying anything. I'm not saying quotes. I know they're not dots. I'm just saying you put a line, you put a dash, punctuation, you put anything.

If there's going to be... We got to explain peer review. If a people put sauce down accidentally behind a word, I'm probably stopping. Hey, Bobby Burns, we're going to back up. We got to explain quotation marks first, and then we'll get to peer review. There's the concept of peer review. The bad part is when it just says to Nate. So that's the part that's hard. Like a comma that's early, I can maybe, you don't notice. But when I go peer review,

Too Nate. That's when you're like, I was hoping this sentence was going to keep going. Every time he talks about scientists not having consequences for saying wild stuff, I have to shake my head. Let's agree that the internet has given absolute morons a voice to say whatever they want, but to get real research printed in a legitimate way takes an unbelievable, very Nate voice, amount of time and effort. Keep up the excellent work, fellas. I look forward to every episode. So peer review.

So he's saying that like to get it actually, but my, what I would say to that is what's your real thing. Is it the news? Is it regular TV news? I mean, can we, you know, like that should be powerful, right? But there's, I don't trust everybody in those TV news internet. You're seeing people blue check marks that say they're this thing. I don't trust all of them. So what I would say to that is I don't know what to read.

What to read that doesn't have some kind of bias to it. There's so much stuff that has bias to it. That's the thing that I question. Even like scientific journals? Scientific journals stuff all has bias. When they were, not to get into the whole thing, but the outside to be like, the protests are fine, but you can't go inside. And they say, well, that's more important. I'm not trying to get all political, but that doesn't...

A person that wants to stay out of it would just be like, so we can all go outside and hang out? And they're like, no, you can't all go out and hang out, but you can if you're

doing this other thing you can't so that what would that what would that guy say is there give me one place to go look that's all i want yeah i was just gonna say that bobby burns is gonna hate the episode we just recorded the last episode yeah i mean we trashed scientific research for about 20 minutes a long time yeah but we but i that's what i would want to know bobby send me what i should look i mean is bobby burns a scientist i'm wondering why he's so worked up about this

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he could just be making a point. I mean, look, if he's right, all I want is like, look, I try to find out, like, do you ever look up some of the news? I would look up, I want to find the most unbiased news. Yeah. It's pretty tough to find where you can't find some news that's like, here's a dude that's just, this is the facts and let go from it. You know, I know some of you say AP news, but I think AP, like everything is kind of

messed up right now. Yeah. Now I have a, you know, my friend Krista, who's a scientist and when they do research on a particular subject in their field, then before they can release it, um, as a paper, they have to have other peers that are similar in their field from other places, review it and do the research to see if what they came up with makes sense to

To keep somebody from just saying, oh, I discovered something ridiculous. The smallest Christmas card. Yeah, exactly. Yes. And then it gets, once it's reviewed and verified, then it gets released in some type of scientific journal. And then that's usually when the news then maybe reports that story. Yeah. But to somebody outside of the scientific community...

Come in like a third party, come in and go, all right, let's take a look at what all y'all are doing. Yeah, except it'd be so hard for them to even... That's awfully convenient. Yeah. You know?

You guys wouldn't understand. But scientists disagree. They do? So there's not like there's never someone that goes, no, that's 100% not. So they go... I mean, I'm sure scientists get... Even if peer reviews. So you're like, well, it can only get posted if it gets a peer review. Well, I could go send it to the correct peer reviews that I want to send it to. Yeah. So if I wanted to get something...

I could be like, well, I'm going to choose. I don't think they can. Oh, they can't. I think someone else. So there's like an official process. I think so. Yeah. And sometimes they do get shot down. Sometimes people do say this doesn't make sense. It doesn't add up and they expose them.

Yeah. For that. And that's the stuff you want to read. Yeah. That is the stuff you really want to read. That's the stuff I want to get into. They're like, look, the people are not ready for this. Now, there is an example on today's show that some guy just released some findings. I don't know if it was a guy, but a group. And it said, expect it be coming out soon in a journal. So in that case, seems like maybe they got it out there before it was out there. Yeah. I did not know. I never thought about peer review. So, Bobby, that...

I would agree with that. And maybe I just don't know where to look and see. Yeah. And it is. You're getting... People don't understand the power and the powerfulness of the internet and like Twitter and all this stuff. And then people... Because people, even when they quote like a science thing and they're like, basically what the scientist is saying is... And you're just reading that, basically what he's saying. And now that guy's opinion is mixed in with whatever that scientist is saying. I just don't trust a lot. I'm a very...

And I've started becoming, I just don't trust. I don't know. I get nervous. I don't trust stuff. I don't know where stuff's coming from. Bigfoot shows you trust. I trust that guy. Yeah. Yeah. I believe a lot of stuff. Yeah. I believe it. You know, I think it's fun when it's not. Yeah. Those are our peers. Those kind of guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know everybody's like, I do about show about Bigfoot. It's not harming anybody. Right. Right.

You know what I mean? Like, I mean, I'm talking about when it gets into like serious stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Aristotle, Aristotle said the mark of an educated person is being able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Yeah. I think that's a big comic. Oh boy. It's like, let's go down this rabbit hole. I'm not going to,

fully commit to this, but let's have fun exploring it. Ted Lasso, which I finished last night. Ted Lasso. He quotes every style. You count him a Ted Lasso. Ted Lasso. Point counterpoint.

He said, I don't even remember what he said now. Something about being curious. He said, you never be, you always be curious. He said, just do it. The great mind. Two great philosophers. If no one, everybody, if they haven't, go finish Ted Lasso. Ted Lasso is unreal, dude. I finished it last night. The best.

The best show. It's better than whatever Aeropostale did. Aeropostale. The Aeropostale Network. Aaron's Poster Parents. That's a fun one to go with.

I think we answered Bobby's question. The follow-up. Once I quoted Ted Lasso, I think, Bobby, I think we know where we're at. Right, buddy? Bobby's already turned it off. No, Bobby's like, I think me and Bobby, we get where each other is at. You know what I mean? Bobby's like, my mistake. Yeah, he goes, you know. Oh, you're an apology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

I want a Bobby Burns in my life. That's what I like. I like to have a Bobby Burns that I just can go, hey, is this crazy? That's what I like. You need a Bobby Burns. I'm not going to go read science journals. That's crazy. Just a guy to run it by. I just want a guy that I would trust. I wouldn't be like, hey, Bobby, how much do you trust this? Like a peer review almost. I like a peer review of the peer review. That's what I like. Dustin Boger or Bogger.

B-O-G-E-R. Dustin Boger. Thank you, folks. Because of your fast food episode, my family and I were able to avoid a long wait McDonald's drive-thru line. While waiting, I checked McBroken.com and it was showing the ice cream machine was not working. I called the McDonald's to confirm this and the employee told me that it had been down all day.

They've been having some big problems. McBroken.com. Such a good idea. If anybody doesn't remember when this came out, it tells you when the ice cream machines are broken. And I mean, unbelievable, dude. That's so good. A lot of people talk about wanting to help the world.

That guy did it, man. I know. That guy is, that's a legit. It's rare to see somebody just step up and like, I'll get it done. Everybody talks about real serious stuff. And you're like, that guy's, your time is not being just wasted. He should be Time's Person of the Year. Yeah. Do you remember, there used to be the show before Shark Tank, but it was the exact same kind of show where you pitch your inventions. Yeah. Maybe it was Shark Tank. There was one about inventions that I remember that I think about.

This might have been about inventions. And a guy invented a device that removes all bathroom smell.

And he brought it, and the panelists were like, this is not even a real big problem, so we're not even going to. And there was one panelist that was like, I commend you. I think you're doing the Lord's work. These people don't get it. I always think about that. Yeah. The guy's solving a real-world problem. Yeah. And you're not always going to get the love for that. So I think about one invention because of that show, the umbrella that opens upside down.

So when you go out, when you like, if it's raining and your door cracks, you can put your umbrella up and it opens inside out. So it goes up and out. So instead of having, you know, you can never open your umbrella. If it was pouring down rain, you have to open your, you have to put your hand above the car and then open the umbrella. This one, you could just put it right outside the crack of the door and it opens inside out. And I remember seeing that on there and I was like, I mean, blown away. Uh-huh.

This guy could be solving cancer for, I mean, just, you're like, what is this kind of mind? Even how do we even walk around with a guy like that? And he didn't win like a car seat thing. One for safety cars. That is the same show. So the car seat, that's like in a revolving circle. Yeah. Which is, which is, you know,

I mean, I don't see those around, so nothing came of it. Yeah. You know, I don't know if they're around either. But I have one of those umbrellas. Do you really? Yeah, a Vandy one. And they work? Mm-hmm. It opens up. I thought it was such a good idea. Yeah, good for that guy. I always think of the dryers, too, the dryer of your hand, you know, the air dry. I saw that on 60 Minutes. The guy made vacuums.

And then he made that. Those are Dyson. Dyson. Yeah. And every time I see it, I remember seeing on 60 Minutes and I go, look at that guy. Yeah. I'm happy for him. Every time I go in the bathroom, saw one yesterday, I go, okay. He was doing all right before that. I know, but I just saw it from that. He's like, let me start making this. They're going to be everywhere. And I didn't see them everywhere. People called him dumb. Yep. And then they weren't everywhere. Then they got into every bathroom. And now when you go to the bathroom, you see them, you're like, this guy got it everywhere. And you're just like, you can almost see the success. Yeah.

And so you're like, good for him, man. Good for him. Good for Dyson. You know, that couple in Florida that took us out on the Wild Florida Safari? Yep. Wild Florida. She said she went on Shark Tank. She was telling us, and she and her sisters have a business where they created swimsuits for pregnant women. Yeah. And I think they went on there and got some funding. Oh, really? Yeah. Do you remember that? I guess. I don't know. What did they look like? I remember going to Wild Florida. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I guess just if you want to go to the beach and you're a pregnant woman, there's nothing you can wear that... I don't know what they look like, but they invented some... Then there was a kid that invented all the soap at hotels. You use a soap bar soap. Came up with a system to collect it all and recycle it. So you're not just throwing away almost an entire bar of soap. He's just pushing them together. Here's my system. He goes, what do you do? He goes, well...

You take a shower and you put it on top of the other soap. And then, you know, it keeps falling off a lot and eventually it merges in. Or it gets small enough that you just kick it down the drain. And you're like, oh. So it's like a long game. It's a long game. It takes a while. It takes a while. We have a bar of soap sitting on top of our other bar right now. Saw it this morning.

And you always just go, I don't want to use it because it's just not going to, it doesn't stay on. Yeah. I thought about that. How did he make it? That's what the invention should be. How do you get it? How do you get the soap, the other soap? How do they connect them? You got to put it all inside of some type of netting.

and put it all put it all in there and then use the netting but that's like and then the netting is like a built-in scrubber almost well that's what like no i'm thinking like a bar of soap yeah you put it in a put it in some netting and then you can just use that anybody wants to be a millionaire yeah get to work on that get to work

Trey Eubanks. I know, but that's the... What's the thing called? Sponge? The spongy things? They pour the liquid soap. Lufa? Lufa. That's basically what a lufa is. Yeah, but you can do it with hard soap. I know, but they will just use the... If you're going to use the scrubby thing, then you might as well just use a lufa and get rid of the hard soap completely. I mean... And just use liquid soap. I mean, listen, it's not... You're going to have to make choices. You're saying if you're like, I'm never going to get rid of hard soap.

Which if a guy, which could be me. I use hard soap. I don't like loofahs. But so if someone like me shows up and I'm like, I don't want, I'm a hard soap guy. You show up where? Huh? The soap guy.

convention and so the shower convention shower convention and i go i'm a hard soap guy i'm not a loofah person and you go all right but i'm tired of my soap sitting it's small and i can't keep it on top of the other one i try to put it at the bottom sometimes it angles correctly sometimes it doesn't it's a little crooked i go sideways i do a lot of things i smash it it seems like it works for about a day and then it never eventually it'll get worn down enough yeah

So what do I do? And you go, what if you put it in like an alufa in a plastic bag? But I don't want to look at alufa because I would just do the liquid soap. If I was a loofah guy, I don't think there's a lot of guys that are hard soap and loofah people is what I'm saying. I think you'd be surprised at the overlap. That's what I think. That's crazy.

You're using a rag, a regular rag. You know what? I'll put a prototype together. A study. I used to think you were smart enough to be able to do something like that. I'll get a peer-reviewed study. That's out the window. That's out the window. I don't think you're going to. I think I'd walk into you with a piece of the soap in your mouth. I'm like, oh, God. Trey Eubanks. Hello, folks. Have y'all considered every few episodes doing a poll and let fans pick the topic of the next podcast?

Thank you for the clean comedy podcast. Yeah, I would do that. I'd be interested to see. We could do that. Yeah. Just do an open poll. That could backfire. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just very open-ended, so I don't know what someone would want to hear about. Yeah. And to be honest, we'd end up having to talk about all of them because we need topics. But...

Yeah. If there was a way to somehow do that, where we could say like people could put in some suggestions, I would say if people want to email, you know, email natelandatneighboragazzi.com and throw some stuff out. And if you, if we ended up going like, Oh, that is great. That'd be great. Uh,

And it can't just be, most people's suggestions are, see if Nate can say these words. Yeah. And then they'll just list some hard words and stuff. You can't just... Give us a topic that we're going to do a whole episode about. Yeah. We haven't got to it yet. We've been talking very much about comments. This episode, we're going to talk about UFOs, which I'm very excited to talk about. You just want to give us something that we can ramble on and try to be funny about. But, you know, yeah. So throw out some stuff that you're like, you know, fast food. We talk about fast...

Anything. See, that'd be great, dude. They get some in the way. Yeah, we give you a shout out. I, so yeah, John Brocata. Two more of these. John Brocata. Regarding Nate's story about a funeral, a good friend of mine who's a pianist. Did I say that right? Penist?

Getting further away. Pianist. Piano player. I know, but how do you say it? I think it's pianist. Pianist. Yeah. So I said, well, why'd y'all laugh then? I mean, I think you know why we laughed. I know, but pianist, I said it correct. Pianist. Pianist. I went to a penguin funeral and this pianist played. Came over, one penguin's playing the piano. I said, where'd he learn how to do that?

Yeah.

I mean, just for maybe a solid minute because she couldn't figure out how to stop it. The funeral home director was furious and said she'd never play there again. However, the family said not to worry about it at all and that anyone who knew the deceased would know he would have loved it.

especially the idea of it happening at his own funeral. Absolutely love the show, boys. It's getting me through some tough times. All right. Stay there. Stay strong, John. That's hilarious. That is very funny. You know, that is funny to think if someone plays the piano and they have an organ, you wouldn't be like, well, do you know what? Yeah. You would think the general idea is there. Yeah, the basics are the same, but there's all these buttons that you never, you don't know what's what. Yeah, organ people are superior. Yeah.

That's just a totally different instrument. Superior. But could Oregon people play piano? Sure. So they are superior. I mean, come on, dude. Well, not as well as a piano player could, but it's an analog instrument. An organ's going to be, if it's like an electric organ, there's all kinds of stuff. An organ player is superior. It's like, is a pilot superior to a race car driver?

But are the keys... Those are two different things. That's exactly what I'm saying. A piano and organ are basically the same thing. It would be maybe a helicopter driver to a pilot, maybe? No, I think my analogy was pretty good. One can't go in the air and one can, so they do two totally different things. A piano and organ... But the fundamentals are the same. None of us even know that there's a difference. You're operating a vehicle. The fundamentals are the same. There's still a steering wheel thing. Everybody on Earth can drive a steering wheel.

Everybody on earth can play a piano. I can't. You just hit the buttons. It's not hard. Well, I can do it. Are the keys the same? Or the buttons? Yeah, the keys are going to be the same. But there's usually... It's split up into two levels. So there's two levels. And then you have... You have a... For your feet, too. You have an octave on your feet. So there's a lot going on. Yeah. This is about as interesting as watching your buddy play the piano. I...

Roll Out the Barrel. That's such a funny song. I don't know. What song is it? Should I play it? You guys don't know this? No. No. It's 1939, so I get why you... I figured Aaron would know it. Let's skip the chorus. I can't turn up the TV. Okay. But it looks like fun. It's called Beer Barrel Polka.

Okay. So that'd be funny to just be at a funeral to hear that. Yeah. Do you really know this song? I don't know if that's the same one I know. I know Roll Out the Barrel. I think you guys would know it if you heard the chorus. Yeah. But... Okay. All right. You guys know Roll Out the Barrel? Nobody knows it. I mean... All right. Nobody? Elaine with her big band. All right.

Just sitting there. What was the song she knew? Yeah. Something. Oh man. Like all your songs are just like, well, man, driving to Jones street. And that's your favorite song. It's always like real long. It's like a sentence. Moon river. Yeah. It's not even like worse. You know, it's like a Friday night, taking a cab to downtown. You're like, what's that song? You're like, that's my mom's wedding song. She listened to it. You're like, did she? What's that?

How is that about that? Midnight time at the zoo. What? Are these our song names, dude? That doesn't even make sense. I would say that's all Andrews Sisters. Yeah. That's the bands, too. That's the most popular version of the song on YouTube. It's the Andrews Sisters. And it's got 165,000 views. Yeah. So popular. The Jones Boys playing their hits.

Oh, boy. Turning around on a dead end to Jonesville. I don't know. Next stop, Pottersville. Next stop, Pottersville. That was it. Next stop, Pottersville. Oh, that's an easy one. Mr. Pitt. Mr. Pitt. That is a pretty fun. I'm trying to think of any other. Because the songs back then are all crazy. They're just like a full-on sentence. A lot of Mario. A lot, yeah. That you know to, you know.

What time is too late for the time zone? I mean, this point I can't, I I'm having big trouble. Uh, Glenn Rudolph. At this point, I think you guys are deliberately ignoring the alien topic. Y'all must know something. And the government wants to keep you silent. Well, Glenn, it's your lucky day. Cause we're going to talk about the government wanting to keep us silent. Now we are going to talk about it. Uh,

I did like, so you had one more comment in here. As I'm sure you know, the PGA has what's in the bag for whoever wins the tournament each week. Since you're a big golfer, I'm curious as to what all is in your bag. Also, when you do golf with Benjamin Buford Blue, how many strokes do you give him, and is he allowed to drive the cart? I don't think he's driven the cart. Read that person's name. Tyler Williams. Tyler Williams. Yeah, you haven't driven the cart, and then...

I couldn't even give you enough strokes, to be honest. Not even to be mean. I don't think I could give you enough strokes. You could give me like three a hole. I'd have to give you, I mean, probably a couple every, yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe 36 strokes.

You shoot your average is like 100 something, right? 105. Not nothing crazy. I haven't broke 100. But on a hard course, you probably go shoot 105, 10, something like that. And then a course that's not as hard, you break 100. Once. Once. Yeah. So I'm always in the 80s. So I mean. It's 20. But that's triple max. I mean, it's like, you know. But I like a triple max because I can't sit it. But if you had to play straight up, tournament golf.

I do like a what's in the bag, but no one else. There's no one. No one cares. Tyler wants to know. The main, I have PXGs in my bag, TaylorMade driver, and I use a 50, 54, and a 60. There we go. That's golf talk right there. Thinking about changing it up to a 58.

Make you the 54 and go 50. That's bold. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, people just nodded off and just hit the guardrail. Oh, God. What are you doing? UFOs. So it's something I've always wanted to talk about, and I do love it.

And then, so it's, you know, I mean, look, aliens, the alien thing is getting, it's, it's, it's, it's bad and around, you know, like what, what we're talking about. It's serious. It's getting serious. I think if we had done this podcast five years ago, it'd be much different. It's just, it's become sort of, it's becoming, and you listeners might not even know this yet, but it's becoming a mainstream thing.

People are talking about it. People are talking about it on the news. It's no longer crazy people. By the time this comes out, we may have already found them. Right. Yeah. So read the main thing that came out, the latest thing that we mentioned on the other podcast. The New York Times article? Yeah. So New York Times, well, they've actually broken a couple of stories. In 2017, they were the first one to break that story about the video we've seen of the Tic Tacs

Yes. Which was shot in like early 2000s. Never thought it looked like a Tic Tac. That always seemed, I never, you know, it was like a weird thing to say. Yeah. And I guess it's like, it looks like a little Tic Tac and you're like, okay, does it look like a Tic Tac? I'll pull up the video. So that was in 2017. They broke a story about that and had that video, which the government last year confirmed was real. And then back earlier this year,

they did a story about a government, a Pentagon program called Unidentified Aerial Phenomenal Task Force, which was to collect things on UFOs. And in that story, I mean, they quote people like Marco Rubio who says, you know, we're just trying to figure out what's going on, things like that. The most interesting probably quote

Quote from the whole thing was Eric Davis, an astrophysicist, works as a subcontractor and consultant for the Pentagon, said in some cases they found material that we couldn't make ourselves. And as recently as this past March, he gave a briefing about retrievals from off-world vehicles not made on this earth. That's the big comment. Yeah.

The Israeli? No, is that the Israeli? No, no, no. That's the New York Times story. Now, the Israeli story came out just a couple of weeks ago. So he's saying that guy said there is... They haven't seen the vehicles, right? This guy, Eric Davis, to me it sounds like he says he did. Yeah, we have some that they weren't made here on Earth. He works for Aerospace Corporation, a defense contractor. Yeah.

about retrieval of off-world vehicles. Now, this Israeli guy, that didn't get a lot of traction because I guess people just think he's crazy. But this was a retired, I'll have to find it here, but he's a retired Israeli Air Force guy. See, that's a, yeah. So this is when Bob Burns is talking about science. Like this guy, this Israeli guy sounds legit as far as title and all that stuff. And everybody just says he's crazy. There's a great, that great thing that Chappelle said, you ever watch...

Here it is. What's the Inside the Actors Studio? It talks about Martin Short. He's like, they call you crazy. So they don't understand you. They just call you crazy. So I think about that a lot. It's in everything. I'm not saying this is Riz. Again, he might be crazy. And that's the whole point of this. But he might not be. And with the titles, to go back with the peer review and the science, all this kind of stuff is you have all this where you're

It's like, they're like, don't be crazy, dude. That guy's crazy. And you're like, we don't know if that guy's crazy. I don't know who this guy is. I don't know what he does. I don't get it. No one's like, you know, so it's like, and when I think of that thing that Chappelle says, anytime I hear someone, I say everybody's crazy too. But I'm not saying I'm above any of this, but

When someone tells me something is crazy or someone's crazy, and unless I feel it or be like this, I would be like, I don't know. I'd like to see. I'd like to see if he's crazy. But that's a very easy way to dismiss someone. He's crazy. He's a lunatic. Yeah. Don't even listen to him. I always think anytime I don't believe something, I always have to remind myself, somebody smarter than me

with me on that topic. I mean, that's almost always the case. There are smart people on the other side of every issue. So you might have your nose in the air and look down on people that believe in UFOs, but that dude right there is probably smarter than most people. Yeah. He is a former head of Israel's defense ministry, Space...

I guess is what, and he says that we have agreement. This just came out a couple of weeks ago. We have agreements that have been signed between species, between aliens and the U S government. He's Israeli, but he says it's the U S government because I guess we're number one and we have an underground base in the depth of Mars. We have a base in the depth of Mars where there's an American, American astronauts in alien representatives and,

And he says President Trump was aware of the extraterrestrial existence and has been on the verge of revealing information, but was asked not to in order to prevent mass hysteria. I bet Trump negotiated a good deal. I can't believe he hasn't just let it out.

Do you think there'd be mass hysteria? I mean, we've proven that the stuff's out there and people don't care. They do care. It's again, like this is, it's not out there. And if they wanted this to be the number one story that you hear about, think about every time that they complain about, or they say something about Trump, imagine that's an alien. How much information that is. So when you look at your phone, it's just news is popping up. Right? Yeah. Think about COVID.

So how scared we are of all these cases? And they keep just telling us more and more cases and more and more cases. If that was more and more like alien life form was just popping up and you're like 500, like more, how much more scared of that? COVID is like, it's a disease. We have diseases. We can all wrap our head around diseases. If it's like aliens, you're going to, you're going to, what are you going to do? You can't do anything. I mean, they can just land and,

I don't know, blow your helmet? Like, I don't, it doesn't, it doesn't matter. I guess that's right. Cause it does, you know, disease deadly and everything, but it's not going to disrupt. No one's logging. No one's grabbing a hold of these UFO stories because I, I mean, we're talking about this in a joking way and,

And I can't wrap my head around it, like it being real. You think it's crazy, but you can't wrap your head around, dude, what are they going to look like? Can they fly? Can they just fly in the air? That's kind of crazy to think. Say if that guy is true, there's either nothing or there's something. So it's either nothing and this is the world we know it and we live in this world and then, you know,

It's a boring world that we've already done everything. I'm not saying it's boring at all. But if there's aliens, that means the stuff you see in movies is people flying.

Aliens are, they can fly. They have, they have aircrafts that don't, like I said, one of them has like, when you say a water one, one go in the water and it can. That Tic Tac one. Yeah. That's, I didn't mention that. I never caught onto that until I read the story this time. They said the first thing they saw when they went to investigate it was the water was swirling and then they could see a shadow of it in the water. And then next thing you know, it was above it. So,

Some people think UFOs are hiding underwater in our oceans. They can go... What did I watch? Someone said it was like 100 knots or something. It was faster than... I don't know what a knot is. Huh? I don't know. What's a knot? I don't know either, but it seems like a lot. It's 100 of them. It did sound pretty fast. Yeah. How much is a knot? We'll do the research here. How hot is an oven? How hot is a... I feel like I used to know knots. You said it with confidence. You can know 100 knots. Yeah. Well, I think 100 knots is a lot.

100 knots is 115 miles per hour. So that's, I mean... Underwater. Okay. Oh, underwater is different. Underwater. So through water... I think my minivan could go 100 knots. Yeah. Yes. How fast can the, say, submarine underwater? What's the fastest thing that can go underwater? And they think they can go faster than this. That luxury hotel can go...

Yeah, it goes up and down. Yeah. How far down are we now? U.S. nuclear-powered submarines can go a little faster than 23 miles per hour or 20 knots. So it's five times faster than a nuclear submarine. So knots are basically the same as miles per hour? They're close enough. What an absolute, just trying to sound like you're doing something different. Yep.

So driving a boat's like driving a car. You're like, I mean, it's basically the same thing. Find an airplane. Yeah, it's probably the same. That's what Aaron says. Find an airplane, same. Find a boat. You can't operate both the same. Now, my point was that the basic, the basics of them, the idea is the same, but they're just two different disciplines. If one stops, you plummet out of the air. A torpedo, 200 knots.

If this guy's right, and these aliens came from some star millions and billions and billions of miles away, I love that the fact we saw it, we need a halfway point. How about Mars? Which is, you know, that's what I've been to Trump negotiate. We'll meet you, but we're not going past Mars. Yeah. That's hilarious. I mean, yeah. Because we can't.

We haven't even got there yet. Maybe. Maybe that's the thing. We're like, look, we'll meet you, but we can't go past Mars. But they're like, that's not fair, dude. I'm going like 98% of the way. Yeah. And you're only going two. Yeah. He's like, well, that's the deal. That's the deal. Well, I think they're moving so much quicker. I think you'd meet here. Yeah. He's saying they'd meet somewhere. He says we have an underground base on Mars where there's American astronauts and aliens that are working on stuff. That's the part that's hard to believe. Yeah.

Not that it's not all hard to believe, but that's where I quit. So people are on Mars. This guy's saying that. By the way, that I got, and just so you know, which episode we recorded it, if you listened to the Christmas episode, I got made fun of, but apparently. But I mentioned this on that episode. People are on Mars. I mentioned this to defend you on that one. So yeah, it's just funny that we'd go, he'd come all the way, we'll meet you, but we're not going past Mars.

It's like the idea of... That's like Bigfoot. We talk about it and everybody's like, this guy believes in... I believe in everything in a sense because it's fun. This is way more fun than just going, hey, y'all want to talk about how they don't exist? There's nothing to talk about. So it's a lot funner to think this. We're seeing some kind of stuff. If there's aliens...

then maybe we are on Mars. That opens that door. That opens everything. Right. To be like, you don't know what we, I mean, what if we got one of their ships and they can go, we can get you there. I mean, I don't know if they taught, it's like, are they? Some people believe that the crash in Roswell, we collected technology that's allow us to advance so much in the 20th century, in 21st century, because we've re-engineered it. We reverse engineered it. And that's how we've learned to do things. From the microwave oven to,

Other just stuff we use all the time. So the Roswell thing is like the beginning of all that stuff? Well, the Roswell crash is the one where people said, we collected their spaceships, their aliens, you know, if you believe that. And then they took it to Area 51 maybe. And then microwaves started after that? Yeah. So like a big technology jump started after Roswell? Well, the second half of the 20th century, a big technology jump. Computers, computers.

That is kind of crazy. Stuff like that. That's funny. Yeah. Nuclear bombs. There's like microwaves or that's microwaves. When was the microwave invented? After Roswell. 70s, right? Wow. I just remember in American Hustle they had

in the movie, microwaves that just come out. Yeah. And they called them science ovens because they just couldn't wrap their head around it. These things are, they could cook something in two minutes. Yeah. It doesn't make sense. I don't understand it. Yeah. And you can immediately open it and put your hand in and be fine? I know. Yeah. Pretty crazy. Pretty crazy. TiVo. They had it on the spaceship. They had TiVo? Yeah, they called it DVR, but I'm just joking. Uh,

It's pretty crazy. Yeah. Like it is funny that so all this could come down to Roswell. So we get their technology and then we just, so they handed it out to us, which is nice. Yeah. I think they crashed by accident and then we just. No, I know. But the government. Oh. Like. Oh yeah. They shared the wealth. It's not like the government can eat Hot Pockets and we can't. Right. And we're like, golly, they won't give us any, you know. It's like, how'd you cook your dinner? It took one minute. Why are you handing that stuff out, man? Yeah.

Where could we be if there was no Roswell? We'd just be on a horse still. I think we had cars before Roswell.

We have to go back to horses. I don't think cars would have worked. Could have gone backwards. I think we were probably at a point where it was like, I don't know if this car thing is going to take off. And then Roswell happened, microwaves, cars get a little faster. Right. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. People just started. They go, are we going to be dealing with cars? And he goes, I don't know.

I don't know, but he goes, I mean, people are just starting to stop saying whoa. And we're going to have to go right back to horses is what you're telling me. It's right when people are finally, whoa. Can I ask a larger overarching question that people might be wondering? Okay. In general, what is the government's motivation to

to withhold this information? What is their motivation to, if they have evidence of aliens, to not share that with the American people? What do you think their motivations are for doing that? I think it's power. Okay. I think power is a gigantic... You got everybody at your control. If you... I'm guessing, if you reveal something that crazy, everything we've ever known and been trained to know is over.

If an alien popped down on CNN and it wasn't, I mean, he'd be like, is this real? Is it like, you know, you always have the Bigfoot tapes and it's enough that you don't believe it. If it is 100% proof that,

Your government is pointless. Like what? I mean, you're, I mean, some would, but I mean, in head, you're like, it's all for everybody for themselves. Some would argue religion would be pointless. Yeah. You mean you are all every, everything. The government doesn't, do they have a motivation to keep religions together? I mean, they might have a motivation to do the opposite. Yeah. Yeah. You don't think that if it, like Independence Day, you don't think if aliens come that we're going to, we're going to,

together as a country, as a world. As a world. If they attacked us, then yeah, we could. But I think now it's like, why would you...

I mean, it is power in a sense, but it's such a large thing for everybody to know that I'm not saying if I was not in the... If I was ever president and you got told this information, you might be like, all right, I get why you don't say it. It's too much. Yeah. And if it happens, then it's complete chaos. Say if there are aliens, then it is like... Then all religion could be like, well, there's no religion then. Maybe people think there's absolutely now proof of religion. If you could believe that, you know, it's like anything's true. But if there's 100% proof of aliens...

everything is, everything's like kind of up in the air and everybody's belief systems for thousands of years are over. Yeah. Everybody, it's over. So if you're doing that and then you've like a police officer is like going to give you a ticket, you're like, what does it even matter? This stupid, I'm not taking your ticket. There's aliens. I'm not taking your, what am I going to pay this

It's almost like I wonder if it would send back to like would be back to old like you go back to horses, back to horses. But you're back to just like fending for your own just self. You're back into all this stuff because you're you know, you're just ransacked. What's the point of money? What's the point of anything? If there's a it's just like would be just like you almost got to be fed it slowly. So then you can wrap your head around.

So Donald Trump Jr. did an interview with his dad for some Father's Day thing this year. And he asked him about, you going to release anything on UFOs? And Trump said, I know some very interesting things about Roswell. And then he said, well, you're going to release it? He said, I'll have to think about that one. It's a lot. It would be a lot. The government says for Roswell, there was a, it was a balloon that they sent up to use to detect Soviet nuclear tests.

And a book came out a few years ago. I saw this lady on The Daily Show. She says that Soviet leader Joseph Stalin had child-sized aviators, some who had deformities, and they made them look like aliens to try to crash in America to cause mass hysteria, much like the War of the Worlds. Yeah, what about when those aliens are attacking in the movie War of the Worlds? They're attacking...

Us. Yes. So then it is mass hysteria. It's all for, you know, it's like the government is fighting them. I mean, I guess you'd want the government to fight it. You'd want an army to fight them. But I think it would, I think it opens the door for, you know, are you going to go put in your credit card for gas? Yes.

and be like, are you going to just get it? I mean, you got to get your gas. But are you going to go to the grocery store and wait in line for bread? You're going to just run out the door. Are you going to go? I mean, there's no rules. You know what I mean? So all the basic rules, there's rules on the fact that you want the army to fight them and stuff like that, but you want the police. The police is like, you can't.

can't steal that you're like yeah you should be fighting the aliens so you think mass hysteria and the world the starts crumbling kind of as far as the system yeah i mean the systems it's all it's all uh i mean maybe the system would come back together but at first

It's a lot. You don't think it's a lot? Oh yeah, I do. It's a lot, for sure. Are we meeting next week, talking podcasts? And this week we're talking about blankets. And then we're like... Hey, write that down. Blankets is good. We might do a blanket episode. The blanket episode, right after aliens were revealed. And then... But I think...

Didn't Brian Regan have the joke about intelligent? It always says intelligent life. What if unintelligent? Just, boy, what's going on? They're like, just a dumb alien comes barreling in. Two plus two is chicken. Yeah, you're like, all right. All right. Because it is. Why would they say any life would be? But I guess they're talking about parasites or something.

Yeah, like plant life or something. Yeah, I still wouldn't be like, is there, there's not any plant life. But I'm saying if we found like through a telescope or research that there's plant life on another planet, that wouldn't be intelligent life, but it'd be life. Right. Yeah. Any kind of animal would be intelligent life, right? Yeah. Yeah. And animals are intelligent life? Yeah, anything that can think. Yeah. Yeah.

some ways. Obviously, if they can make it to here, they're going to be probably pretty smart. Yeah, they're going to just obliterate us if they make it here. You think we're smarter than the planet? I think we have more heart. I think we have more spirit. That's true, because I don't think they do. That's the scary part. They operate on a different... Yeah, they're probably not even a carbon-based life form, dude. They've just downloaded their consciousness onto some sort of device. Some people think they're us from the future. What? What? What?

Aliens are? Yeah. So you're going to have you come. You still got that jacket worn out. They come back. The Titans are back at the holers. You're like, they're not even there anymore. And it's just like, it's a little bit grayer. Not as like, it's to wear.

You got jacket. Still got the pin, Jerry. He's still got the jacket. Don't give any identifying characteristics about yourself that I forget and I'll wear this down there. We got a Titans jersey. It was Eddie George. So they're always described as having large... It looks like a space uniform.

Like, you know, they see like the Seinfeld has that joke. Yeah. That the new, the uniform went all in the, what is it? Space or V shaped. One piece with the boots. I would love it. I would love to have a uniform like that. Like Dr. Dre. Yeah. Just wear the same jacket every day. Zip it up. All right. Sorry. Go ahead.

They're described as having larger heads, which scientists say we're growing larger heads over a million new years because our brain's getting bigger. They say they communicate. This is what people have been abducted to say. They communicate with each other without making sounds. So like Elon Musk is talking about the Neuralink where it's implanted in your brain so you can just communicate without talking. So there's some people that think that it's just us from the future coming back to

Just mess with us. Yeah. But like us, like human beings. Yeah, not literally us three. I thought it meant like us. They thought the Nate Land podcast? Well, it's like another world. You know, like is there an alternate universe? There's a me on another world that's doing the opposite of me. That's what I was thinking. But it's like humans coming from the future, coming back to look at the monkeys, the dumb monkeys. What would the opposite of you be?

at this other planet. Bizarro Nate. What's Bizarro Nate doing right now? I don't know. He's probably pretty smart, right? So, went to college. Not a problem getting in. Yeah, I don't know. Improv, maybe. YouTube star. He's a YouTuber. He's a YouTuber. YouTube improv star. You know.

Making way more money. Got 2 million subscribers on YouTube. Just talking about breaking down pins, phones or whatever, electronic. Unboxing, doing a lot of unboxing. Unboxing videos. Yeah. My alternate me, still second base. Yeah. So UFOs really took off.

Your alternate is who I think you're becoming that we're figuring out that you're not as smart as we think you are. I would have said an alternate would be a dumber version of you, but these past couple of podcasts, I'm like, your alternate actually might be the actual secret genius that we talk about. I'm going to step it up.

So there's all these government agencies that started in the 1900s to investigate UFOs. Project Blue Book. You guys heard of that? A little bit. Kelly Blue Book? I've never heard of it. There's shows about it. It's the most popular one. It was from the 50s to the 70s, but there was all these different ones.

And they always come back with like every time somebody spots a UFO and these are pilots, they're like, I chased this thing. One of them's guy chased it for 27 minutes and they all have these incredible detailed stories. And they always say, they'll say it was a weather balloon, birds, sometimes it's birds, sometimes a reflection. Sometimes they said he just saw Jupiter. Do you think anybody's ever had an encounter with UFO? And then they describe it that way. And then they're like, you know what? I bet that was it.

I bet it was. Probably. Just birds. Yeah. You think there was? I don't think anybody's ever going to be like, I bet that was it. You're right. Not birds. I could see reflection for real. And that'd be the most embarrassing. Well, there was a pilot that they said he was upside down and didn't really. You know how sometimes they get turned around? And he's like, there's something coming after me. And he was getting closer, but it was a reflection of the water. So it would get closer too. And they're like, I can't shake this thing. It was just him. Yeah.

Anyway, was he going to, he almost died? He did die. He did die? Yeah. Oh. But they think he was seeing himself, his reflection in the water. And so he was upside down going down. He thought he was going up. You got to tell me the guy dies before I laugh at what he did. Yeah.

I told him about a mass murder from Vol State and he almost lost it. Well, that was hilarious. He goes, yeah, that's more. Everybody wrap their head around something like that. That's more. Yeah, that is funny to you. He's like, and then he's upset because he's watering. You're like, yeah, he died. That's his two kids surviving. Anyway, Aaron, go ahead. He let Aaron really get it, get going. Yeah.

So this one guy. I could see a reflection, though, for sure. Yeah. Like you could just not. You have something that, you know, and then you're up there and it's the glare and you can see how that glare moves. And you're like, golly, look at this thing. Yeah. This one guy spotted one in Washington State. Got real chirpy about it. Was telling everybody that would listen. And he got a. Did it say chirpy in the thing? No, that's me. Okay. He's just telling a lot of people. Is this the peer review? Some science journal? He said so bad about it.

This guy in Washington saw one. He wouldn't shut up about it. What do they say about being, they say chirpy or anything? Well, I just, I don't have the whole article here, but he was telling a lot of people about it. Okay. Then a man in a dark suit shows up and warns him not to talk about it.

Yeah. And that was the first case of men in black. But since then, it's been a lot of people claiming that they were visited by men in dark suits who threatened and warned them to not keep talking about the UFO. They say they're a secret government agency who's been given the task of suppressing evidence of UFOs. I would think that they would just not have to tell you to not talk about it. You can be crazy. That person's crazy. And so it doesn't matter.

Everybody can say there's UFOs right now and you're just a crazy person. Yeah. It's almost more beneficial to them to just have a person who's seen as crazy openly talking about it. Yeah. Because then that discredits the whole idea. Don't they do that? Like plant people misinformation? Well, the men in black could be as easy as just going, yeah, we go do that a little bit. We have a man in black go do it. And that's actually this setup. We have a man in black come do it.

And then that person goes, a man in black came and did this. And then they go... You ask the government, they're like, are you insane? Yeah. Once you see a movie, you see the movie. There's a movie called Men in Black. We made a movie about it. Yeah. We wouldn't send someone all in the same suits. We want you to know we're not coming. We wouldn't have sent Will Smith to come tell you. And you go, yeah, it's stupid, right? And it'd be that easy to... You go, yeah. I mean...

Do you believe that now? Do you believe it? Obviously, I probably believe in everything. Do I believe that particular story? Men in black are UFOs or aliens. I believe there are aliens, yeah. Yeah. Bigfoot, no. So if you believe in aliens, would you come down to Bigfoot? Would you go- I'm not opposed to Bigfoot. Yeah. I'm open to the idea. Yeah. I think I'd be a little less surprised than the average person if it came out. I think that's where I fall. Yeah. Is it?

I think that's just somebody in that guy's family just being like, hey, can you stop? The origin of Little Green Men came from a case in Hopkinsville, Kentucky that they said these people in the community of Kelly outside of Hopkinsville, five adults and seven children arrived at the Hopkinsville Police Station claiming that small alien creatures from a spaceship were attacking their farmhouse. They'd been holding them off with gunfire for nearly four hours.

And they claimed they'd been shooting at 12 to 15 short, dark figures who repeatedly popped up at the doorway or peered into the window. But they went and investigated, and they think it's most likely it was Great Horned Owls. Oh, interesting. But didn't you, I feel like you and I talked about this story, Nate. Yeah, I think, did I go to, I did, I shot a pilot for this show that, the idea of it was to host a,

We'd go to all these places and cover this stuff. I remember my memory so bad. And we went to Hopkinsville because the eclipse was happening. And the best place to see it was there. In Hopkinsville, yeah. In Hopkinsville. And so when the eclipse was coming, they had all this alien stuff.

So they thought for sure that the eclipse was going to come back. I mean, it's pretty crazy to think where this place was happening. It was like so many years almost exactly after this thing, whatever happened in Hopkinsville. And then the eclipse, the best place to see the eclipse in the world was Hopkinsville, Kentucky. Really? Yeah. And so everybody was going to it. And then we went there and shot a pilot video.

I mean, investigators say that people were probably drunk and they were fighting off owls. But it's a very famous case. They're the first ones to say little green men. Most alien descriptions are gray. Yeah. Not green. Not green. So they say they're... Most say they are gray. Yeah. I got to state here, like 73% of American abductions say they're gray. What is it they say? What's an abduction? Like, so they say they go up and they think...

Yeah. So the first case, the most famous case in America, Barney and Betty Hill, they were driving in New Hampshire. They were abducted in 1961. It was the most publicized report of alien abduction in the United States. Psychiatrists later suggested that the abduction was hallucination brought on by stress of being an interracial couple in the early 1960s. Although both of them say we hadn't had any stress about it. Everybody's cool about it.

Their granddaughter is a UFC fighter. Oh, really? What's her name? I think it's like Anita Hill or something like that. Unless Clarence Thomas accused her. I think it's something like that. Yeah. I've heard of Anita Hill. Maybe they did. Yeah.

So they say they were fully abducted and where was that? This is in New Hampshire. And then how long were they gone? It says two days here. And they don't remember, they remember it? They had to be hypnotized and then she had dreams about it and they took them on the ship and they, you know, did physical examinations and stuff like that.

The first reported case, though, this guy in Brazil, he's a farmer. He said that they came down. He tried to run on his tractor, but they stopped it. They were wearing gray coveralls and a helmet. They didn't speak. They made noises like barks or yelps.

And when he put him on the spaceship, he was stripped of his clothes. And then a very beautiful humanoid came into the room. She was very attractive. And she had small pointed chin and large blue cat like eyes. Hair on her head was long and white, although her underarm hair was red. And they were forced to have sex together. Yeah.

And then she rubbed her belly. She didn't kiss him. She nipped his chin. Then she rubbed her belly and pointed up, which he says means she was going to raise their child in space. His wife claims to not have seen anything weird that night. What?

I mean. So she pointed it up and he goes, oh, you're going to raise our kid in space? Is that what that means? He goes, that makes sense. I mean, you're the mother and, you know, I mean, that same lols down here, you know what I mean? Like just straight up, he's just level-headed. I hope he's a level-headed guy. He goes, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I get it. Wouldn't even, I'd love, I mean, do you think I'd ever get a, you know, he just points down? Do you think I'll ever? And she goes, I don't know, maybe in the, you know, middle we can meet. But, yeah.

He goes, but I just, he goes, it's just going to be so hard to just be, you know, it's just, I don't know. It's like, it's not going to be like your normal weekend every other weekend. Right. And he's like, she's like, we don't even have weekends. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, I get it.

How long is that kid going to live? She's like, thousands of years. And then he's like, why can't I keep him for my 100? That's about 80 years, 50 years left. I can't see him, see my boy. They're having this whole cop out just by pointing. I can't see my boy. They're yelping at each other. Yeah.

He just starts... You already know? She's like, all of it was just, you know, immediately afterwards, she's just like, I'm late. I'm raising the kid up there. It's just all in one second. Usually it's like months after. And she's like, they get done. I'm like, raising him upstairs. Don't tell my father. And you're like, what?

How can we do it down here? It just happened. And you already know, he just died. He's dead. I love, you know how all these movies, they have some super smart scientist that has to figure out a way to communicate with the aliens because no one knows their language. This was just yelping and making it sound. They call him the Bargatze family. We can't figure out. Yeah. And y'all just crack it. We just get it.

I start laughing. You're like, nah, I'm not going to say what he said. But he's...

That's funny to be like, that guy just cheated on his wife. But it's pretty good coverage right there to go, just make something up like that. If he believes it that much, she just pointed up. What'd she look like? She had white hair? I found a red hair on your shirt. She had red. Her armpit hair was red. They don't shave like you loser women down here do. Hair doesn't matter to us. He started saying us. Hair doesn't matter to us.

in other places. She's like, us? Us now? You're one of them now. I am one of them. My blood is in their blood. Yeah, my boy is going to be up there. My boy's up there. Yeah, look at these dumb idiots down here. He's pointing at his own children. Look at these idiots that have been raised.

out here. These kids are down here. These kids are down here. My kids. My kids. He talks to her only. Even his wife. You don't talk about my boy. He goes, it's my heart. My heart is my boy up there. And I'm going to go see him every... That's how the touchdown celebration started. He goes...

My boy. And he goes, oh, is that God? You're like, no, my son lives with an alien. His alien mom went up there and he didn't even have to break it down. Just regular. Oh, you're talking about praying to God or something? He goes, nah, my baby mom is an alien and she...

He lives up in there, wherever that is, wherever up is. Like the clouds, we'll go farther than that. Don't be ridiculous. Keep going. Yeah, keep going. I see him on the clouds on the weekends. That's very, very funny. This guy's a genius. Right. Have you seen the movie Fire in the Sky? No. No.

Have you seen it? I don't know. No, I don't think so. It came out in the early 90s. Probably saw it, though. Travis Walton, this guy, one of the most popular cases. He was abducted for five days. He was abducted for five days, and then he showed up and said he was abducted. He was a logger, and they came down and took him and did all this probing of him and stuff like that.

but national choir was also having a contest for the best UFO story of that year. And he won $5,000. He and his buddy. So anyone on a game show, like 30 years later and did a polygraph test. I forgot what the show was called. It was one of those truth or not truth. Yeah. And he failed. That's not good. So, but he was one of the most famous UFO cases and,

Like Truth or Lie? Something like that. Is it ever called Truth or Not Truth? Is that the name of a show? I don't know. Truth or Not Truth? What's the show called? Truth or Not Telling the Truth. That's a clunky name for a TV show. So you get abducted. Yeah. One of you get abducted. You come back. I mean, what do you do? How do you tell people? How do you tell people? Because I always think no matter what these people...

They always come across as crazy a little bit, but I like to think there's a way to tell people without seeming like an insane person. What's your first step? Who do you tell first? Do you tell your wife first, I'm guessing? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, unless you're like that guy and you're like, I don't know how to tell you this, but I've had a relationship. I have. There's someone else. And then your wife's like, is she here? You're like, no, she's...

She's up there. I don't know. Yeah, I think you have to tell your family and some friends. Yeah, how do you go public with it? This podcast. Yeah. You just come on the thing. Hey, if you've been abducted, email nateland at neighborgutty.com. We'll let you go public. We'll take you public. Yeah, I think you have to go... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if you... It's not easy. I think people...

Maybe go a little too hard on these people because it's not an easy thing to reveal that to the world. It's not as hard as you probably think, but it's... No, I'm joking. Yeah. I know that's very... That Netflix show we all watch. Yeah. I mean, The Unsolved Mysteries. Yeah. Those people... Yeah. I think right now it's a lot easier than the other. Right now, if you're like, oh, I came...

I was abducted. I told about it in 2020. The guy in 1970 was like, come on, give me a break. I got shot at when I said it. People, it ruined my whole life. 2020, you probably have your own show. That's fair. I don't know if you even would believe it sometimes in your own head. You could think your mind is pretty crazy.

That's what they talk about, your mind playing tricks. Like, you know, the idea of your mind can do, make up just anything. I think that about these people who are in comas and they say they died and went to heaven. They write these books. I don't want to discredit them, but sometimes I do think years and years and years later, do they start thinking, maybe did I just hallucinate all that? So you're discrediting them. It's crossed my mind. That's always, yeah.

I don't want to discredit them, but I mean, I don't believe that they do. That's what Brian Riege goes. I don't want to step on anybody's beliefs, but here we go. The Voyager space probes are the first two man-made objects that we've sent out of our solar system. They're in interstellar space. And they'll travel, if uninterrupted, for thousands and thousands and thousands of years. And on there, we put some stuff so when aliens find it, they will know what we're all about.

They sent Sounds of Earth, including the sounds of whales, a baby crying, waves breaking on a shore, and music, including Mozart, Chuck Berry, and someone I can't pronounce here. Who? Do we even know the last one? I think it's a classical composer, right? Valya Balkanska. What's Mozart? He's not classical? He is. We know how to say Mozart. I know, but so the third one is a classical composer?

Well, there might have been more. There's a lot of music on here. So we got some Bach. We got some Mozart. A lot of Mozart. And then Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry, like you said. Pretty crazy. Greetings in 55 different languages.

How you not – you don't throw Britney Spears on there or something? This went out – I mean, this went out in the 70s. So, I don't know, some Cher or somebody like that. You don't throw Cher. You don't throw – we also do some other stuff. We're also fun. You don't do that. You just give them classical. You go, by the way, we have a pretty good time. I know you're going to hear this music of just this –

classical music. What is that one image? Here's what you're hearing. Oh, that's a foot. Okay. You're going to hear classical music, waves crashing, babies crying. And we know we're actually a decent time though. How about that? How about you throw some celebrating? Here's some of the pictures that they included. There's some fun pictures. We got some pictures from the Olympics. Got a teacher teaching a kid something. Fish market, a little x-ray. I mean, we got some fun stuff.

oh we can do x-ray and they're like these idiots have bones how stupid is that yeah they still have bones with a bunch of oh and they oh you can see the bones we have pictures of our cars like that's gonna impress them oh wow what is that traffic you're like y'all get stuck in traffic what are you doing and then what we all had to go somewhere what year is it down there

That's the same year it is here. Yeah. Yeah. The airplanes. They're going to get what we're all about. I just think it's very cool that, you know, thousands and thousands and thousands of years from now. It is cool to think about somebody finding this and then just trying to piece together the story of us. Yeah. Yeah. I would think if someone finds it in a thousand years, they figure this out pretty quick. Yeah. I mean, how, I mean, we're talking about this on,

Airwaves that are going to just everybody's cars. And they're watching on TVs at home. You know how far advanced we are? In a thousand years, if those doofuses can't trace back technology, then where are they at? Well, maybe we crash into their planet and they're dumber than us. Oh. Like our planet hits Earth, hits their planet. No, the space probe hits their planet. Oh. But then it's just a bunch of...

you know, yelping and yeah, I want to play this sound, the sound that's on the Voyager. So an alien finds this, this is what they're going to hear. Is that a cat? It's a guy's baby. It's a baby crying and a mother consoling him. I mean, you're not going to know what that is. Well, that one alien is that took that guy's baby up there. Yeah. Oh, that's fair.

Yeah, and the volcanoes, earthquake, thunder, wild dog. Chimpanzee. Chimpanzee. Mud pots. You're really making us look good. I don't even know what a mud pot is. It's a pot made of mud. Oh. I'm guessing. I'm just thinking of pottery, like ghost. Yeah. Yeah, we're giving them something to go. That's what's going on down there. None of these idiots.

They're going to dissect what we sin it on. What is it all on? It's just in a... It's on our...

It's Voyager 1 and Voyager 2. There's two different spacecraft that have just been set out for 30, 40 years now, and it just keeps going further and further out of space. They think it'll finally, we'll lose all connection with it by 2025, but it'll still just keep going. We know where it's at right now. Yeah, it's still functioning. It's kind of amazing. It's a golden record, and it's just like a vinyl that just plays. How do they play it?

I think I remember reading, I don't see it here, but it's just, they set it to where if somebody opens it up, it'll just start playing. Yeah. So they won't have to know how a vinyl works. I don't even think I could get a record to play. Yeah. I don't know how it works. We do think everybody in space would be smarter than us. That is pretty crazy. Like, you just automatically...

Go, well, they got to be smarter than us. And if there's a chance, what if we are the smartest ones? And it's just animals. So it basically be just like animals out there. So you go out like a dog, a dog pulls up on a spaceship. You're like, Oh God. And then just, you know, and he's like,

He's like looking at the window and you're like, he doesn't open the door. He's trying to get like a, yeah, unlock the door. He can't unlock the door from the inside. Unlock it from the inside. He goes, he's not getting it. He goes, press the, he goes, just try to get him to the, just try to get him to walk on the button that opens it. And then you just, and then you have to run back and forth going, hey, just try to get him to run on the windowsill.

You know? And he's just in like a high powered... Somehow that ship got made, but he didn't make it. Yeah. We used to send monkeys into space. That's true. You know? Maybe they just put dogs... Are they still up there? Yeah, they're on Mars. Monkeys are? Yeah.

Why didn't they put one in the Voyager? It's only been 30 years. Put a bunch of bananas on there and say, there you go. Just have fun. Have at it. Just send the monkey out to... All that stuff will be just tore up. So then it's just, there's just a dead monkey in the Voyager. So an alien finds it. They're like, this is who they were, I guess. I think the monkey's still alive and just kind of, you know... It's a lot of bananas. Living his own world now. He just has make-believe scenarios. Oh, hello. He's just talking to...

Did you have a good day today? How was your day today? My day was fine. He's just making up. Yeah, that's where things happen. So some people think aliens helped build the Great Pyramids in Egypt. You guys heard this? Yes. They are so precise that even by today's building standards, we would have a really hard time reconstructing these. A triangle? Yeah.

Even in today's time. We have the world trade. Have you seen what they're doing in Dubai? These buildings that have thousands of floors that are like the footprint of my house, and they go up just thousands, and they don't tip over. Yeah, we're having a rough time with the pyramid, though. Come on. Try it.

That is, that's someone trying to overly brag that, that doesn't, you know, that's like trying to be a guy. It's a guy that works at the pyramids. He does tours. He goes, you know, they couldn't even do this today. And you get out, dude, everybody. Yeah, I can drive. My hotel looks better than this. It was millions of precisely whom stones weighing at least two tons each.

But the exact geographic coordinates for the Great Pyramid itself is 29.9792458. The speed of light is 299792458. Exactly the same? Yep.

It sounds like a textbook coincidence, in my opinion. That's a lot of numbers to be exact. That's a lot of numbers to be exact, and our main thing is there. You know what I mean? You're not at a 7-Eleven going, you can't believe there's a 7-Eleven right here. You're at the main thing. You think this is our main thing as a pyramid? A triangle? Apparently, these lunatics think we can't ever do it again. So, yeah, right now, these triangles are the best we got. I think these triangles are, you know,

The seventh wonder of the world, isn't it? The theory goes that aliens from the future traveled back in time and built a pyramid at 29.9792458 on purpose as a clue, perhaps. Let us know. To let us know that, hey...

We can build stuff and we build stuff quick. Aliens are basically trying to get contracting work and they go, you want something done? You want it done quick? Well. Looky there. We built triangles. We built triangles. Three of them. How many are there? Yeah. Three? Those are three main ones. There's more. Those are the three great ones. Can you do a rectangle? Listen, I don't want to brag, but I've done triangles. So we've kind of figured it out.

Yeah. If it was like three circles sitting like, you know, just rolling around Egypt, I'd be like, okay, well, that is crazy. Have you been to Stonehenge? Uh, yeah. A couple of times. No. I can't remember. He's traveled a lot of places. Yeah. I feel like we talked about that. Uh,

Stonehenge. Have I been to Stonehenge? No, I've never been to Stonehenge. People think that's aliens too, right? They used to. I do want to go see this stuff. Where is Stonehenge? It's in England. Never. Never been. Never been to England. It's again, it's stones that are so many tons and they're not even from around there. So how they got them there, people have always wondered how these stones got to this place. Yeah. So nothing could move. Oh, there'd been like, how could they get moved there? Yeah. Yeah. I think they've kind of, I think they figured it out now, but.

We couldn't even do that now, man. Couldn't even lift them now. How did they figure it out? I think, I mean, I didn't look this up, but I think I saw something recently that they found a place not too far from there. I don't know. Yeah. That they think they somehow will. I mean, if you have wheels, you can bring a lot of stuff.

Oh, like a wheel. Like a wheel. Yeah. I say that weird. I say it too. How close do they let you get to that? If you go and visit, they probably don't let you get anywhere near it, right? I don't think so. You can't run through it and run around it, obviously. When I went to Iraq and we went to Abraham, Prophet Abraham, the house he lived at, and a guy would take us there, and they were trying to get the Pope to come bless it.

Because it was where, it was before Abraham went marching to Egypt. And it was where he lived. And it's the floors are the same floors he walked on. And they've kind of re-had, the guy had to redo the stuff. But no one's been there. So we walked on the floors. We walked, and I told the guy, I go, dude, if this was anywhere else, like you wouldn't be allowed to get within 100 feet of this. Yeah.

And, you know, it's like such a historical thing. But this guy, like, no one, it's out in the middle. There's just so much stuff that's so historical. And just right there. It's right there because you're just out in the middle of nowhere and you're like, no one's coming out there. You know? Is that it? Yeah, right there. Abram and Islam. It looked like that. That would look like. Abram's house. Exactly that. Yep. I've been there. Yeah. So...

Yeah, because that thing is right next to it. What is it? You walk up those steps. Oh, these right here? That was built, yeah. If aliens came down here, though, right here, and wanted to communicate with us. Wanted to come on the podcast. Yeah. But wanted to have a... We had to have one spokesperson who among us is going to be the one communicating with this alien. I think I am.

For what reason? You're not even going to let us... Can we be in the room? I don't hear the questions he's going to waste on this alien. But he's going to be asking us questions, too. Or she. On equal opportunity. You're already out. You're going to be kneeling down before it. Aaron's the brains, though.

I used to think so. And I know he went to Notre Dame, but I think he got too caught up in that. I don't think he's... Too caught up in what? He said he went to Notre Dame. Yeah. You know, I think I'm the greatest average American. So I would need to... If he wants to meet the U.S. of A. Rather than meet all 320 million people, just meet...

Just meet him. You're America. I should have been sent up in that Voyager. They should have sent me up there. I should be sitting next to that. I should be sitting like Forrest Gump on the bench with all that stuff sitting next to me and just sitting in that spaceship waiting for someone to open it. And he goes, hi, nice to meet you. And I come out and he goes, are you America? I go, I am America. I'm proud of where I'm from.

And I do the Pledge of Allegiance to his face. And then he goes, is this your music? I go, I would never listen to that dumb music. All the music that's on there. I've been in this bro for 50 years, never wanted to listen to it. That's how bad it is. Yeah. And then you play some old, you know, then I play Britney Spears. I mean, it's going to be millions of years before that thing is found.

I mean, we're just, we have no idea. I mean, it's technically it's found. Right. What I'm saying until it like runs into somebody, it's going to be millions of years. We don't know if it's going to run into, we don't know. That means there's someone out there. Or run into an object. Right. Or just to be far enough away to where somebody else could see it. It's going to be millions of years for us. I know. Imagine the millions of years and on the news is another world that

That's going, we are about to get hit by some spaceship.

That's going to ruin Earth. That's what's on the planet right now. They're crying. Families, their world's going to end because we just shoved a spaceship off in space and said, go. Maybe someone will catch it one day. And then there's babies in another world in a million years going, no, because it's about to crash into their world. And we have a Mozart on there. Just.

and a baby crying that you can't really understand. Mud pots. And mud pots. What was on it that killed half the population on Earth? And it just gets out. There are places called Earth too? Yeah. Yeah. That's how far away they are. They didn't know. They didn't know. Yeah. Earth's a popular name for a place to be called Earth. Yeah. It makes too much sense. So other places would be called Earth. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

And then they go, oh, their place is called Earth 2. All right. All right. UFOs. We did it. We did the UFOs. Yep. Was that it? That was it, right? There's probably way more. Oh, yeah. Way more. But it all runs together after a while. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you handle it.

It's good. So I just blew the blends in life altering kind of things. I saw one, you saw one, right? We all got one. We all have one. Uh, all right. We're up to another aliens. Yeah. Yeah. All right, everybody. Thank you guys for listening as usual. Uh, comments, all that stuff. You're doing all the right stuff. You guys are the best. So, uh, we love you and we will see you next week. Bye.

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