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I think that'll be fun for everybody. Don't even say hello, folks, anymore. I know. I've been thinking of that joke. Hello, folks, and hey, bears. Welcome to the A-Land Podcast. Hey, bear. Sorry. I've had a lot on my mind. Brian Bates, Aaron and Dusty are out. We've got Justin Smith, Mike James sitting in with us. We're on the road this week together, so it's pretty fun because we're going to Madison and Omaha.

Omaha and Kansas City. So this is all of us together. Yeah, I've been thinking a lot. I know, you know, it seemed like more people were mad that we were going to an hour.

More people than we thought. Yeah. Got some real backlash. I was a little upset. You were upset. I was upset. Yeah. We're still only doing an hour of you. You're off. People, well, they said, they go, we're doing, I go, Mike James can do an hour. That's literally some of the, people are writing letters. They sit on, they mail them in. They go, only one hour of Mike James. They're still sending letters? Yeah.

We go get them out of the mailbox. And they go, one hour, Mike James. That's all we want. But they still wanted the podcast longer. Still two hours. They want to see you physically get up one hour. Just leave. That's enough. That's as much as they like. I don't even have to tell you. I just go. No, no. They go, that's good. We get it. Everybody goes, that's enough. Yeah. Just had an hour cut. That's it. Go on. Everybody comes and goes. They were very specific. One hour. One hour.

At the most. They wouldn't be upset if you left earlier, but they said. Don't worry, Mike Vecchione's 15 minutes. Mike Vecchione comes on, he's allowed to sit here for 15 minutes, and then he's got to go. It's almost like a tag team, a relay race. Greg Warren, we're allowed to just say he's near the room, but we don't show him on camera. But that's how. You just put a jar of peanut butter right there. Yeah, yeah. And we just go, he's in the house.

But they don't want to see him. He's somewhere. He's somewhere. Yeah. All right. So, yeah. Welcome back to the Nate Land Podcast. Look, I, after, you know, getting yelled at by all of y'all...

we're just go back to normal. We're going to be like George Costanza that left his job, that got fired from his job, and we're showing up today as if nothing happened. And we're back to two hours, an hour 45, or two hours 15 minutes, somewhere in that range. I'm still going to, if we feel like we're, I want to make sure. I was doing it for the right reasons. I know a lot of you think I wasn't. I...

Thinking about this podcast, I have a lot of stuff, projects that I'm working on that you don't know. Not saying that, but I was thinking about making the best thing for you guys. That's why I didn't know the hour. These other podcasts are like 30 minutes. Then I'm like, were we insane? It's like the cotton jerseys in Seinfeld. The best intentions. That's what the intentions were.

But just like, yeah, just like a stanza where it never happened. Yeah, those 30-minute episodes, they don't have me and people wanted more of me. They do want more. They want more breakfast. Breakfast is their favorite meal. And so, yeah. And so, look, there's probably some people that are like furious we're going back to this. I mean... One woman commented today on the fan page, an hour's still too long. Oh, really? Well, there you go. She's going to be upset. But...

Look, fast forward it, skip it, do whatever you want to do. It doesn't matter. You take it how you take it. We will put out the...

product that we've been putting out and you go through it the way you want to go through it. You know, drag it out, do whatever. Your mom complained. Did she? She said when she's on a podcast, hers usually go longer than an hour. Yeah. Oh, really? Your mom's been on podcasts? Well, so my mom, yeah, it's got 100,000 views. Wow. 101,000. 101,000. If you want to hear from my mom, uh,

You can go to the at got it from my mom podcast. It's on YouTube. This lady, she interviews got it from my mama podcast. She interviews like, you know, like my mom and she moved like Kelsey, the Kelsey brothers. Oh, really? Yeah.

mom. And so, yeah, it's a pretty cool. It's a great outfit. It is a great idea. Yeah. She looked my mom and white microphones look great. She looked, yeah, they did good. My mom did very good. You'll see how funny my mom is. My mom is, we always, she's the funny one. She's a queen. Yeah. Yeah. And then, uh, so it's, yeah, go check that out. If you want to, you know,

See, how long is there is 45 minutes. Oh, wow. Okay. But so sorry, everybody. It's going to go listen to my mom podcast. Nate wishes he had an episode that had 101,000 views. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. One day I'll get there. But so she only has 4,000 subscribers. Yeah. Your mom is like a star. She's a star. Uh, she is. And, uh,

So, all right. Well, we're back to normal and in honor to extend an olive branch. Because I know some of you think I've gotten too big or something like that. You specifically. Yeah, I would say, yeah. I'd like to say I don't think I have. I'm doing this stuff for the right intentions. Right. Yeah.

You know, I'm making all the stuff I make is for you guys. I think of you guys at home. You know, I also think I could probably, something I will learn from this is I'm not going to talk about every decision with everybody. There you go. And not even just in this room, I'm talking about in general. I'm just going to the general, I'm going on a town square, just going, what do you guys think about this idea? But it was good that I did it. So in honor of what happened

To extend an olive branch, to show you that I'm still, like my old car, the Buick Regal, the real man's man, was the wrestler. Still down. Is that what his saying was? No, I'm just saying he's still down. He came out of nowhere. I thought that's where we were going with it. I thought it was like Steven Regal. That was his name, still down. There you go. All right, Mike. We're going to do 40 minutes, Mike. We just got a bleep at this.

But in honor, I'm going to do my own Krispy Kreme challenge today. I think, you know, you think I'm too good for this? I want to get these today. I have six chocolate, six glazed.

Whoa. And I want to see what I can get through with the podcast. So, yeah, you want two hours? How about two hours of me eating? Yeah. Enjoy that. I got a diet, Dr. Pepper, to help me down. Man, you're going to be up all night. Yeah. Well, you know, I got some more for you guys down there. I figure we don't need to all be eating on. And this is my own personal...

you know, thing with all the folks. So we can't finish the podcast. So you finish those? No, we're going to see what I can get there. I got through what five and a half chocolate ones. Okay. I think I can do more. I did eat today pizza. So it's not good. We're not off to a great start. You also sent Eric home before that box came up here. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They can't. Also, this is not good. This is my nightmare.

And to watch you do a thing that's like, oh man, I would give anything. Do you want one? I mean, I want the whole box. Well, there's a box downstairs. Yeah. But what are they going to eat? I know. Well, we got more. Because I didn't want to just do this and, you know, it looks... And I figured, you know, I just figured... You're just here for backup in case Nick can't do it. Yeah. This is the first time I've ever wanted for you to fail, Nate. This will be the first time. I'll pass it on. I'll pass the baton on.

I'm going to eat it when we go to break. And I just, we don't have a break, but if we had a break, I would, you know, uh, so, all right. So I hope everybody. Yep. Back to normal. Yeah. So what was everybody up to? We got, this podcast has got to go somewhere now. I just got back from Vegas. Oh yeah. Just a couple of, like a couple of hours ago. Oh really? Yeah. What'd you do? No, my, uh, my wife's cousin turned 60. Stop opposite.

of any comedy answer on earth they're like oh wow where were you at no my wife's cousins you didn't did you just stand up at the party no no it was a comedy club in the same hotel this cellar one no uh we were at mgm so oh yeah brad garrett's oh yeah yeah it was great to watch you walk we walked into the same bear trap yeah 20 minutes ago like so who were you with and i was like no i don't know it was a family yeah i was at the crib

Yeah. But he sold it like he was on. Have you been to Vegas before? Yeah. The Venetian. Yeah. Yeah. That was cool. You like it? Yeah, it was cool. Yeah. Yeah. Did your kids go or no? No. No. We're never taking them to Vegas. Yeah. We talked about that this weekend. Like,

When could we take our kids to Vegas? Yeah. Like the shows and stuff. And then we saw like somebody walking down the street like half naked. It was like, nah, probably not now. It's, yeah, we took Harper the first time we went. And it's just, yeah, if you don't go on the strip and maybe if you're just like, hey, we're going to this show and this thing. There's just, it's such a nighttime vibe that it's not. All the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So.

Yeah, she loved the hotel. The hotels are fun there. So you can go. I've taken her twice. Once was Laura. One time was just me and her. I had a corporate show, and so she kind of came with me. But it was like we just went in, and we didn't really. I was only going to be there for a short time. It was like, all right, let's order room service, watch a movie. Like just really the hang in the hotel room was what we did. We did something else.

we did go do something, but I don't know. It was like, yeah, there's not. Yeah, I agree. It's weird. Uh,

when you take your kids there yeah but or have birthday too yeah yeah yeah cousins cousin joy turn 60s that's a big one yeah yeah yeah i don't know if she wants it out but well it's out now it is now uh i know it's narrow down just joy lives in vegas she stopped listening to this podcast after we went to an hour so yeah yeah she was maybe she's the one out joy keeby yeah yeah happy birthday happy birthday

I did side splitters in Tampa. That was awesome. How was that? That room was fantastic. It was a fun vibe. That Brian Thompson guy that runs it is great. The room was awesome. I had a couple people. It was kind of a cool moment. Again, we always do this thing where we think that we put it out and we see the numbers of people watching it, but you don't ever really believe it.

And then I was on stage and I was in the middle of something. I was in a, again, a riff and a guy references one of my bits. Oh, wow. From my special that we released like a year ago. Yeah. And I, it was just crazy. Cause it was like, no, I don't know. Like that, like they yelled one of my bits out at me.

And then it happened again later in the show. So it was just crazy that people that were not only fans of mine... Were they telling you to do it or don't do it? No, no, no. They weren't like, no. Don't tell that one. That one's rough. No, no, no. I did a thing where I forget how I can't... I was talking to somebody and they go, oh, well, you got to make sure that you're not...

you know, um, I forget how it even got into, but he made a reference to sneaking, uh, like Krispy Kreme. I only know if it was Krispy Kreme donuts, but it was like, but it was a bit from my other specialty because it's better than getting caught with a box of donuts in the car. And that was a bit of mine, but it's very cool. Yeah. And,

I think it's good that you explained it all. I'm sure everybody was wondering. Well, I wasn't going to when Mike forced my hand. I didn't ask no questions about Joy. I didn't ask any. It sounds like it should be a Mike and Justin conversation out in the driveway after the show. I should have made y'all hang out more before. I'm like, y'all need to get it out before we – people are listening to this. I tried.

So that was cool. Yeah, but it was great. And then I, you know, Tampa. Thanks, Mike. It's not like Chris Farley's with when he interviews the Beatles. Yeah, because that's cool. Was it joy that yelled out a bit? Yeah, it could have been. It's my birthday. Tell my favorite joke.

There was a birthday party there, oddly enough. So it could have been. It could have been joy. It got me sweating. But yeah, it's a great club and it was so much fun. And I got to... Tampa's also the cigar capital of the United States. Is it? Yeah.

Like you're making that up or it's no, no, no. For really? It really is. There's so many cigar shops there. And then there's the only active cigar rolling factory that's in existence in America is in Tampa. Yeah. So it's great. I went to the, I found this little cigar shop where it's just like, it's just chaos. Like good cigar shops are always just a mess. And so you find one and then,

It's crazy to me how many people would go in and watch the guys roll on the cigars and then just would never buy one. Yeah. And you're like, why would you come in here for this and not try? Yeah.

And it was great. It was a great weekend. Shout out to Sidesplitters. Is that near Ybor City? Yeah, it's in Ybor City. Okay. Where all the roosters are just running wild. It's crazy, right? Can you tell her, turn that air down up here? We're eating up here. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm one down. He needs a sweat towel. Yeah, it's like, we're probably going to start feeling it.

That's where I had a fight at the improv. I was on stage. I did the Olivia joke. That's crazy. Yeah, the improv is... Sidesplitters is great too. They might have a green room now.

Do they? Yeah, they have an office with a computer. Oh, yeah, yeah. With a chair. Yeah, yeah. Before you had to go hang in the parking lot. Right, right. And so you'd just be out there, just people walking to the show. You're like, hey, what's up? I mean, I did walk through a crowd. That was very nice. Yeah, yeah. Because you got to come from the back of the room to get to the stage. Well, I didn't know about the back way in. I showed up in an Uber and...

The guy, the guy was like, oh my God, it's just places. Like he was talking about Tampa. Like it was like a, like a lifeboat. Yeah. He was telling me about how he fled from Fort Myers, which was also like where Sam's from. Yeah. So he's like, Sam is your girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Just for people. Oh, I just, yeah. I don't. Yeah. We didn't, you know, we didn't do any background on joy. So I figured we just said, he said my cousin. All right. Okay. She's 60. Yeah. Can we cut the cameras off? Please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

No, no, no. But I walked in and it was just kind of like a weird, it's always a weird vibe when you have to walk through your crowd to get through. And then it was, it was very funny. The calm was like, yeah, let me show you the room. Like all the people are sitting down and they go, yeah, this is how you get to the stage and all the stuff like that. And like, everybody's in there and you're like,

This feels like something we could have done when the show started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Usually when you walk this way and they show you the light and stuff. Yeah. And they show you all the way in the room. Yeah. They're like, oh, did you get tickets too, by the way? Yeah. Where were you? I was here. Dusty had a little party to celebrate his Netflix release. And it was a lot of fun. Yeah.

There's Dusty on stage. A few of us did a little roast slash toast. I wasn't sure if it was a roast or a toast, but John broke down, started crying. Mike, it's Mike bombing. And there's me killing. Y'all wore a hat. Why did everybody wear a hat? I always wear a hat. Well, I know, but...

Everybody else has a hat on. I guess everybody usually wears a hat except me. And I just thought I'd wear a Nate Land hat. Maybe it's an homage. I didn't even notice that. To Dusty. Yeah, you do have a hat on. That was weird. But everybody else, don't they always wear hats? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, it was fun. I think Mike and I were both nervous because. I'm nervous anytime. You all know that. Yeah. You know how I get. You're nervous now. We weren't sure what we were supposed to say.

Yeah. Yeah. Cause I'm not, I don't, I can roast, but I don't like to do it. It feels mean. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I'll do it if I have to though. Yeah. But, um, it's only mean if you mean it.

Right, but I mean, at some point you got to figure it out. Did you know, was it just like a spur of the moment? Like everybody get up there? It wasn't spur of the moment, but I don't think we were clear exactly what we were supposed to do. Because they said roast at first, and then they said toast, and I'm like, well, that's two very different things. It worked, though. Like everybody did, I felt like everybody did the right. Yeah, yeah. Like you went up there for like a minute. Yeah. Like a minute. It was very quick. Yeah. Yeah, I know Laura and Abby over there, but.

Yeah, it was very fun. I've not yet met Dusty. Yeah, he's a good guy. His special is doing great. He's got some conspiracies. Yeah. You're in that seat today, Mike. His special is doing great.

Oh, yeah. So I was at my wife and I toured a daycare today and didn't, you know, seem okay. Didn't know about it. Then I go to for who? He's back, baby. Yeah.

For my daughter. And then I'm at the grocery store and there's a car there with a bumper sticker for that daycare. So I thought, man, I'd love to see this person just ask them some thoughts on this. Mike, what's the problem? Did you wait for them? As I was coming out, don't get ahead of me. As I was coming out of Kroger, sure enough, there's a woman getting in that car.

And I thought, I'm going to go over there and ask her about this daycare. But I wanted to look natural. Like, I just happened to be walking by. And, hey, I know this, whatever. Did you grab a cart, an empty cart? I had bags in my hand. She gets in the car a little bit faster than I anticipated. So it was kind of far away. But I don't want to yell. But she sees me.

So I don't want to just stop and like turn around because then it would look like I was coming after her. So I keep walking just like I'm going to my car. And I'm like, well, as soon as she pulls out and leave, I'll turn around and go back to my car. But she doesn't pull out immediately. So I have to keep walking and pretending with my bags like I'm going to my car. Yeah.

And I had a- And have you passed her car? I've passed her. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep looking back and she's still sitting there. So I have to keep pretending like I'm walking in my car, walking through the Kroger parking lot.

and she doesn't leave eventually i'm gonna be late for this podcast if i don't get out of here so i i eventually had to just like turn around and then kind of make a circle around her like i lost my car it was about a 15 minute extra experience so you walked by her yeah cars to your right you walk past and then you had to cut through the cars and then start walking down to the front of her car

down the middle of the aisle. I didn't come right back to her. I kind of circled around like, where's my car? And then so you make a circle around so you circle her and then you talk to her? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm,

I mean, at this point I was just trying not to be conspicuous, but, you know, it kind of drug out longer than I thought. Yeah. I think it's a good message to people. That's why you don't put bumper stickers on your car. You got these kind of people that are going to come up and, you know, a grandfather's like, we're talking about taking my baby to that daycare. And she's like, what? She goes, you have a baby? Yeah.

That's what they think.

He's probably 28 years old. She's exactly the age you would have a baby in. And this old man that's got his milk and bread. Excuse me. Is there a lot of kids in that daycare? What's the age group? You need to get away. Justin, back me up here. I mean, first of all, I need to know what was in your bags. Yeah.

Because that can tell me a lot. How do you like bread and milk, like he said? Cheerios. Regular cheerios. Cornflakes, actually. What I'm saying is that everything that you have in your bags has fiber. There's no baby food.

Yeah, I don't think I mean, that's that's the biggest red flag to me. OK, it's baby food might not even mean it's a baby either. Like, I mean, some of this age eats baby. I mean, there's a point I'm going to start going back to me. I mean, Seinfeld, I didn't talk about the joke, but the idea of when you get older, you really go back to the circle, you know.

You don't know what's going on. You're just walking around. You got to eat baby food. Your first birthday party, your last birthday party are exactly alike. Exactly. You don't know anyone there. Yeah. You don't know what's happening. Other people bring them. Yeah. Yeah. But I identify with both people in that story. Like if I was in that car. One being Brian. Yeah. No, no, no. I mean, I would get to, I would be Brian also. Like if I was there, like if somebody has a piece of information that I desperately want, I will hang out to try to get more information.

But also, if anybody tries to get information from me, I'm a nightmare. Yeah. I don't want to. I got my headphones in. I don't want to talk.

Does that happen a lot? Yeah, a lot. You wear your headphones to the— Especially when I'm in Kroger. You wear your headphones in Kroger? I wear my headphones all the time. Really? That's a weird— That's a New York thing. You're like, what's wrong? It's how you get people to not talk to you. Yeah, yeah. And it's a New York thing. I don't know if you've heard. You have moved to Nashville. So you walk around with your headphones.

Like you're on the subway. It keeps the crazy out. Also, we live in different places because I live off of Charlotte Pike, which that's a whole. You see Mike's face? That's a different vibe. Yeah. I've had my car broken into four times. It's a different vibe. But once you want your head on a swivel. But in New York, you got your head on a swivel all the time.

Do you do it soundproof? No, no, no. I do the AirPod thing. One ear? No, with AirPods, you can hear kind of what's going on, but there's music that says I'm not listening. Yeah, yeah. But you know that someone's listening. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm always on. I'm always paying attention. I'm always got stuff going on. Unless I get to like a Jimmy Dean special is happening in front of me. Yeah, yeah. Then it's, you know, 70-30. Like if they're giving out the free food? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't see that much anymore. But I also don't go to the grocery store that much. Yeah, come on. I know. It doesn't happen, though. Yeah. Dude, hold on. What were you going to say, though? I was going to ask her about that daycare. How were you going to? I just want to know. I just want to hear. Were you going to ask how security was? How are you going to start the conversation with this woman? You be the woman. Excuse me, ma'am. Oh, yes. Like, okay, but you're behind the car, though, right?

You coming from behind her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, go ahead. Excuse me, ma'am. What are you doing? Yeah. I couldn't help to notice your bumper sticker here. Of the daycare. Of the daycare that you do? I'm on the phone with the cops. We're thinking about taking our daughter. How's your granddaughter? No, I have a daughter. Okay.

We're thinking about putting her in that daycare. Dude, that is funny. Is it good? She's like, it was. She starts lying. No, I have no kids that go there. I'm just a fan of their work. Nate, before we take that bite, you want to tell us about BetterHelp? Yeah, I need some BetterHelp. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. I am, yeah, Laura wrote it.

I'm joking here for this. Oh, okay. Let's hear it. I'm very proud of how I have worked on myself in my marriage. Still trying to talk Laura into working on her, but maybe one day. It's pretty good. She does need some work. I'll tell you that. A little tune-up wouldn't kill her. She should get better help. She should get someone to help. I think it's good to talk to someone. Say you were getting bogged down with people upset that you're trying to make your work time quicker. You need to get it out.

So better help would be good. Therapists, talk to them. Therapy can be a place to work through the challenges you face in all of your relationships, like you with your friends, the work, your significant others, just are, you know, a woman in a car. You know, maybe if you talk to a therapist, she would tell you, don't do that. You know, it can help you learn positive coping skills and help you be the best version of yourself ever.

If you're thinking of starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It is entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. Become your own soulmate, whether you're looking for one. No, he was very nice. He was awesome. He called and was like, oh, I think we got into whatever, and I was like,

Yeah, it was. I did say, I go, that lag is terrible. I did say that too. Is this FaceTime or just audio? Audio. Gotcha. And then he texted me and then I didn't text him back because I was like traveling and then he just called me. And then I was like, you know, you got to just, you know, like, hello. I was on the phone with Peyton Manning. And so then, but he was very cool and he, you know, acknowledged like that it was, you know, I told him, I said, I'm trying to tell him to change the show. I go, it should be just you and Eli.

I go, it's so good with y'all. Just do an hour. Yes. Stop after the first quarter. I go, Peyton, let me tell you something. They don't want too much of it. It ain't going to kill you to do some of the first quarter. Then get out. Leave them wanting more. And if they don't like it, they're right in. And they'll tell you about it. And then just eat all the Krispy Kreme donuts in front of them. But, yeah, it was all good. And, you know, so there's –

Had he heard? It felt like, I don't know if he'd listened to it, but it felt like someone informed him. When you look at batter pockets, it wasn't too bad. It's not like I was... It's more of just making fun of it, but also it was being frustrated, but I wasn't trying to go down... I don't regret saying it,

I'm telling you the truth of what the experience was. But, you know. But I think part of hosting a show is making sure that the guests on your show look good. Like clean up and have good, you know, everything looks good. And I think they try. Like, I mean, they do good at that. It's just that setup is not ideal. But, I mean, I'm sure they're going to fix it and figure it out. They are so good together. Right.

And when they have a football player on, it's wonderful. I would watch the, you know, it's the idea too, like I see ESPN being involved where they're like, well, we need a guest. And you're like, no one wants a guest. We just want to hear. Right. I'm watching them because it's the same reason you listen to Tony Romo. Right. Is because you're like, I want to hear him call the plays. So I want to hear Peyton and Eli call the plays. And they're so, you know, Peyton goes off on a tangent. Eli brings it back and makes fun of them. Like their rapport is good. And then they bring in.

Kirk Cousins and you're like alright great I'm gonna hear Kirk Cousins you know so

And they get to have – those are guys that they've also had beats with when they were in the league. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He told me he liked the Titans' new coach. Really? Yeah. He just kind of gets off the phone and he just kind of gives you – he goes, well, I like your Titans guy. I think he was one of Peyton's guys. Yeah. And so he goes, he's great, he's good. And then he goes, Vandy goes – that's all he said. Like he goes, Vandy, you know. Yeah. And that was it.

Yeah, I think when the Broncos fired their coach and hired Gary Kubiak, I think read the quote, he said, went to him and said, you got to keep Brian Callahan, who was just like a quarterback's coach. Maybe even not even that at that time, but he was a big fan of him. So y'all like him? Y'all like that hire? I think so. I don't know. I don't know anything. I don't know either, but yeah, we'll see. Peyton likes him. Yeah. He's my best friend, so. I've lost respect for Peyton, but you know, whatever. Yeah.

So let's get into some of you guys' comments. Oh, boy. What are these going to be? LER. I'm autistic and crowd noise can be overwhelming. I've worked hard in various therapies to find strategies to cope and was excited to buy a ticket to your Be Funny Tour in Chicago. I've always felt like there wasn't really anything that made life worth living. Man.

But lately, I've been able to engage more in the world and realize the point of life might be moments. Thanks for giving me some good moments to hold on to. I had a great night and got to see my favorite comedian. Turns out I love live shows. Well, Ellie, I love to hear that.

Do you remember who opened for you that night? In Chicago? Were you there? No, but she said she got to see her favorite comedian. I was just wondering what she's talking about. I appreciate that. Boom! There you go. Yeah, Chicago was great. Well, that's awesome, Kelly. Thank you so much for coming out. Yeah, there is. The moments in life, that's what you're going for. You're going for the fun moments. It's fun. Enjoy yourself. Laugh. And I'm glad you were able to be one of your moments. That's an honor for us.

Maggie McGaughy. McGaughy? I bet it's McGaughy. I think it's McGaughy. We write the name on it, right? On the screen? Yeah. Maggie McGaughy. Okay. McGaughy. McGaughy? Maggie McGaughy? What's she doing over here? How's it Nate showing the land?

Once Nader got on stage, the woman in front of me began live streaming this show. I went to the nearest arena employee and shamelessly tattled on the person in front of me. I was so embarrassed for tattling that when the show ended, I ducked out as fast as I could. Would you recommend...

Would you all recommend doing in that situation? What would you all recommend doing in that situation? I appreciate you doing that. I actually had someone put my set. Brian found it. They just had my audio of my whole set. I do not take phones. I don't want to take phones and not threaten. I don't think it's...

I don't like it. I don't like to be like, everybody's in a door. I don't think people are in the general grand scheme of things. I don't think people's really trying to, you know, I hope I trust. I'm just trusting that the audience is not trying to do something. Sure. Uh,

You don't want it released. I mean, a big part of that is like, you know, it's like I'm taping, I'll tell you, I'm taping a special. I can't say where it's going, but, uh, my show's in Phoenix. I think it's April 13, 14. Uh, I'm, that's when I'm taping my next special. Oh, wow. And yeah. And so, uh,

But when you tape it and it comes out, you want it just to be a surprise for everybody. You don't want stuff to leak out. And it's not like the whole world is going to even hear this clip. But the people that are big, big fans will go look up stuff. They can't help it. Yeah, and you don't want to ruin it for them. So I appreciate you saying for them not to do it. We tell the...

you know, the arena people to do it. We have, everybody kind of keeps an eye on it. It's very, the reents, a lot of people. I, but I, I don't want to take phones away. Uh, uh, you know, it just seems, I don't know. That's a, it seems like a lot. So, I mean, yeah, as long as it doesn't become, I think a general, you know,

We got enough of, I don't think there's a lot of, you know, hopefully there's not a lot of those people that are taping and hopefully there's a lot of Maggie's. Good job, man. Maggie and Ellie's who just enjoyed the show. I think a nice tap too. Like that's, you just, you just, that's aggressive. Cause you don't know what you're coming at. Yeah. Just a, just a tap on the shoulder. Hey, just don't do that. The guy that would storm up on a lady's car.

I saw your bumper stickers said 311. You a big fan? And they're like, good night. Where'd that guy come from? But I mean, here's the thing is if you had to Brian circles him, he's the first, he's the first shark that comes in and Brian circle from a broader stroke bag of milk and bread. I just feel like if I'm, if I'm paying whatever people are paying to go to your show,

I don't want to have to go get an usher and then go and then have them deal with it.

I would just much rather just, we're adults. I'm going to handle it right now. Yeah, but that's, yeah. But he's thinking, if I'm tapping you, you're doing something wrong. And you know you're doing something wrong. Sure. Who wants to matter? But she, I wouldn't want, I don't want that confrontation. You would like it. We come from the streets. No, no, no. Listen, Brian and I are different. Yeah. We're a different breed. Yeah. I'm just saying that might actually cause more of a disruption.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, you go, well, who are you to tell me I can't film? But also, but also his people are the best people on the planet. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. This is not, this is not my craft. That's true. Yeah. I don't think the person's filming it in a mean way, but it is like, don't film it.

Right. Let's just enjoy. Also, like you, it's not like that person. It's coming out of nowhere. You have signs and everything. And yeah, there's a whole thing. So it's, it's kind of like if you're, you can go get people and it's the right thing to do. But I think that if you can be too humans about it, I think this weekend, if you get tapped on the shoulder by Justin, it's not good. You know what it is. And that's what it is. I'm going to tell you something. I hope, I hope everybody, I'm going to tap people all the way. I'm going to tap people for no reason. You hear me Omaha? I'm talking to you. Yeah.

I'm coming for you. If you feel a tap on your shoulder, it's going to be the big guy. Y'all are just going to have... If you feel a tap and heavy breathing, just know... Right when Justin gets done, he doesn't walk back to backstage. He just starts circling. Walking up and down the aisle and the audience just knows. We got to be easy. Justin, you're all

He wants to come tap. He's looking for it. You have to go get someone in the middle. You have to like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, just to tap their shoulder. I'm going to have to run security for the crowd just to keep you off of them. Listen, I got three days. I'm going to turn Mike around on this issue too and then we're both going to be, he'll take the east, I'll take the west. And then Brian will be the one filming. Brian's quality control. Brian's a supervisor. Yeah.

Bruce Crombie. Crombie. Do the openers give the headliner a warning if there's someone in the crowd being disruptive, talking, or generally being a nuisance? Yeah, I always ask how the crowd is before it.

I like to ask every single comic, how's the crowd? I've just always done that. You've always done, I think, I imagine most comics, you go, how is it? It's good. Like, we just like some kind of like, you know, what am I walking into? You know, and sometimes it's fun. They're quiet. They're this or they're, you know, it's like, they're, they're really good. Or they're like, this is unreal. And I mean, the crowds of these shows, they're always great. So you're just kind of getting little stuff.

You will get told if there's a lady on the left or a dude in the back. He's kind of yelling and he's kind of talking just so you're aware that that's happening. So we will say if something's going on, like, yeah, that person's... Especially at clubs, you know, you're like, hey, you got a table up front. Because sometimes if you're in a comic club and the table's up front talking, well, you can't hear that they're talking in the back, but that's all you hear on stage. So you got to go tell the next comic, hey,

Hey, this, this table up front is, they're talking the whole time. Just so you know, I did one. I did. I was at Zany's one time and it was Damon Wayans Jr. And there were these people that had all this merch for him to sign and they just put it on the stage. Wow. And I, I went back to him and I go, Hey, listen, uh,

I go, I can handle this if you want or if you want to deal with it. But I go, that's what's happening out there. I go, I go, I go. It might be better if I handle it that way. You don't have to be, you know, I'm going to tap their shoulder. I'll do it. I want to do this. This is this is something I live for.

I just told him, I go, hey, it's out there. I go, do you want me to have him move it off and get it away? And he goes, yeah, if you could, that'd be great. And you just told him that. And I was a white guy in that audience. Yeah. Just being like, hey, you got to get that stuff out there. But some of it was weird because it was like...

One of the things they had for him to sign was the stunt. He wasn't even in it. It was his dad that was in it. So it was like a weird... It was like a whole weird situation. Yeah. That it was like an awkward thing for him to... You're talking about Damon Wayans Jr. Yeah. And they had like Damon Wayans Sr. stuff. And it was an awkward situation. Not even... I was just there doing the show. And I was like, dude, I... But I always...

like that type of situation. Cause it's like, as a, as a host or if you're whatever it is, it's much easier for me to go out and correct a wrong situation. And then to have him come out and be like, Oh, this might, he doesn't know he's whatever. Like, it's fine that I can take the bullet for that so that he can still be cool to his people. Yeah. That's very important. I like to see the crowd. So I try to, you know, I've always, I like to see the room and I like to see the crap, you know, you just want to get a,

it's a weird, you know, it's like people look what they look like. Right. You're never going to be surprised, but you just are like, I just want to make, I want to make sure it's all people out there. What's going on there? Like, let me take a gander. Yeah. Justin Schultz. Do you find dirty comedy funny?

I ask because you are all clean comedians. Is there a limit for when you're listening to someone else? I remember Nate saying, if you're going to be a clean comedian, you need to keep your everyday speech clean as well. I do think that's a good thing to help. And even if you're a dirty comic, I would try to keep it. I honestly would tell you probably to do that too. Just so when you're, you're not, you're, you're curse words are not filler words. Right. Uh,

Yeah. I mean, dirty comments are my favorite comments. Not everybody's going to be clean. They're not of them. You know, I don't think everybody do what do you, whatever you are. I understand people grew up in New York and I mean, they curse and they curse around their family and their parents. That's just that they grew up cursing. It's not.

To them, that's all they would ever know. So they're going to talk like that. So and I understand, you know, when the South or you're going to be a little bit more, we didn't curse as much and you didn't hear it as much. So, yeah, I find it all funny. But it would be I would say you can work on your everyday speech.

is a good way to help you because you're at least trying to be conscious of it every day. And even if you're dirty, it's good in case you do have to go do a clean set or you go do a talk show or where you can't go curse. And, you know, there's going to be something, you're going to be on TV doing something. So it'd be good to be able to be in control of it. Well, the club I started in, I mean, they were a nightmare, but the only good thing that they did was all the open micers, you had to be clean to do open mic. So even if you were going to be a dirty comic later,

You had to be clean whenever you're doing open mic. So the open mic was entirely clean. And so that way, when the comics would progress to like a house MC or a feature, they could, they were who they were. Like they wasn't like, it wasn't like you said, like just kind of throwing things around frivolously. Everything was planned out. Yeah. That's a good idea. Let's do that. Scott Sowers. I was watching Justin Smith's special Coronation and I could not help but hear a good laugher.

The laugh made me laugh. My question to you guys is, do you like a good laugher or is it distracting when you're on stage? Yeah, no, good laugh is great. There's a thing where it can be. I think I talked about it. I had to take a guy out in the last special that had a very unique laugh. He's a great laugher, but he was near the microphones and

And so he's in there, but we definitely had to bring it down. And I didn't want him in as much because it would have been too distracting. It hurts the continuity. Yeah. That's more of a... But when you're doing a show, it's great because... It's great. And they do make people laugh around. Yeah, but I mean, you can. Yeah, people can laugh. Didn't you tell a story about a woman? I kind of do it on stage. I didn't do it right now, but it's an old...

Oh, okay. Okay. I thought you told her on the podcast, but maybe not. I don't think so. Okay. Uh,

But yeah. Yeah. She was distracting. She was distracting. One of my first shows I ever did. And so I'd say it sometimes on the road. Yeah. It's usually when I'm rebuilding a new hour, that one kind of comes around. The old safety net. Yeah. That you could, you know, that just sits there and you just kind of go and fall into it. But yeah, she had a crazy first show. And it was a problem. We had to put a stop to it. Yeah.

It's crazy. We never saw her again? Never saw her again. Brett Upson. Called the episode about being a Vandy fan and the punter being the MVP. That was me. Crazy four years of football. It takes a lot to be a Vandy fan, but man, it's rewarding when we do win. Keep up the good work. How about that? How about that? MVP. That was the game where you got into the stadium early. Yeah. Got in the stadium early.

Watch Brett Epson kill it. That's probably because the punters are out there first. So there's a good chance that y'all were eye to eye. Oh, yeah. Me and Brett were alone in the stadium.

That's crazy. Getting practice in. That's crazy. He listens to the podcast. Yeah. Well, we're glad to have you, Brett. Last week we had, you know, two weeks ago we talked about that Alaska Airlines flight where the door flew off. Somebody on that flight listens to our podcast. Oh, really? And wrote in and sent us a picture. She was right across from the window. Wow. Yeah.

What did she say? She said it wasn't a door, actually. It was a window that maybe used to be a door and they'd sealed it up or something. Just the whole thing came off. Yeah. So, crazy. Those Boeing 737s, they just, something else, something else happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They got a whole... I don't, I mean, you know. What's the thing where they call the...

They had to get it back. Recall? Yeah. Boeing recalls all 737s. I think when a plane is 55 years old. You get a notification you're on the plane. What's this? You're in the middle of the air. Boeing's recalling this plane. Can you imagine that captain's update? You're just sitting there going, hey, folks, we thought we were going to.

Go to Houston. It turns out the FAA is recalling this whole plane. I'm going to be honest, folks. We weren't going to make it. That left engine's been smoking for quite a while. Bart Scarborough. My whole family was driving to Florida during the Christmas break. Lots of time on the road. So we had a chance to listen to four episodes. Before we even started the first one, my wife said, have y'all ever noticed how when Nate starts an argument, he says, first off,

Oh, he says, first off, A, and then never mentions B. Then in all four episodes, he did that very thing. Wondered if y'all had noticed. Well, first off, A, mind your business. That's very funny. Yeah, that is very funny. I didn't notice. Yeah. But none of these are new about the... No, because I didn't know we were going back, so I thought, what's the point? Just...

Move on. Move on, yeah. Yeah, I kept it. Dusty does not know. I texted Aaron. Oh, telling him we were going back? Yeah. I don't think Dusty, if he knew, we were cutting it short. Yeah. He had no idea. He didn't know it was a difference. Yeah. Yeah, so that's why you picked these. I don't think people think we were avoiding comments about that stuff. Yeah. Well, I mean, I kind of was again because I thought, what's the point? Yeah. If I knew we were going to go back, I would just lay it into you. Yeah. The worst ones. Well, I don't know.

We'll read those next week. Brandon Melschert. Melschert. Melschert. My wife and friends tell me that it is rude to order food at the Sonic Drive-Thru. They say the drive-thru is for drinks only. If you want food, you go to the carport spots where they have to bring it out to you. Thoughts, please.

How does it do? All right. Thoughts, please. I'm sure you wrote more and you took it out. That's basically it. As he goes, go, you go, well, uh,

First of all, this is an Oklahoma business, so I have lots of thoughts on this. Yeah, I was saving this one for you. Oh, did you really pick this out for me? No, I saved the Scott Sauer one for you, but this one... Thank you. Go ahead. Nothing for Mike. You didn't do anything for Mike. No. Well, look, there's just nothing... Mike's not very memorable. That's what Brian's trying to say. Your time's coming up. No, I think that anybody using the drive-thru at Sonic is insanity.

It's supposed to be a drive-in. You're supposed to pull up. They have an app. You can order your food and pull in and you say, I'm there. Using the drive-thru is just, it dishonors the memory of what Sonic is.

Sonic is supposed to be like a drive-in. It's supposed to be a fun thing. Your car hop's supposed to come out. You're supposed to tip them. It's supposed to be a whole thing. It's the way it's always been. That's why it's been around. So using the drive-thru altogether is sacrilege, I think. That's why it's always open. Yeah. I only use the drive-thru. No, I don't. I just want to say I've never done it.

I didn't know they had one. And then I recently saw the drive-thru and I was like, oh, I didn't think about that. And then I thought about going through it one night, but I felt too uncomfortable. Yeah. You just got to pull into the car. Yeah. I was like, I either pre-order it on the app. And the app's great. The app's fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. And then you press it and you park in the thing. And I enjoy sitting there for a second, you know, just being like, all right, wait, they bring you the food out and you go. Yeah. But why did you feel uncomfortable?

Because it's just I've never done it there. A drive-thru? Yeah. And it would feel not at Sonic. I just assume it's like any other drive-thru. It is. But I just feel like we have a rapport that we're not supposed to be doing it like this. I've never had a Sonic person really be next to my window, ever. In the history of me going to Sonic, they've never been all up on me because they have to kind of hand you the food over. And some reason, I thought it feels too personal to...

to go through the drive-through at a Sonic because we've already done 50 years of this other way that I don't feel comfortable. Well, back in my day, they would bring out trays and they'd have a little place to put your tray on. Yeah, but I think they still have the trays. If you were like, I'm eating here. I think if you're like, I'm eating here, I'm eating my car.

You would do the trays. I don't think they have the trays anymore. No. They took the bags. I wrote a lot of letters about it. Oh. I'm sad you made me say that. Yeah. It was a big thing. Wait, what? They got rid of the trays at Sonic. What trays? You used to be able to put a thing on your car and then they just put your food. It was kind of like open. I never did that. Yeah. Like I always get my food. They used to do like roller skates too. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I remember that. I wish they still do roller skates. Some still do. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I think it's just up to the person. I mean, I remember once I would, but the problem is, is that Sonics aren't the same everywhere. Right. When in Oklahoma, when you, the closer you are to corporate of a business, the better that chain is going to be. Yeah. Uh, we do. When I had to go, when I started going to Sonics, I'm like the East coast, like, you know, in New York or whatever. I was like, what is this? Like there's Sonics in Nashville. We went to one time, uh,

And they were just trying to not understand our order so that they wouldn't have to make it. I literally ordered a medium fry, and then she's like, peach slush. I mean, the most opposite of the thing it could be. And I just couldn't. You just had to give up. There's no way to get out of it whatsoever.

Yeah, we get a Sonic Blast a lot from there. I like their burger. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good. What about e-bikes?

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I forgot the word that. That, the Nate Land podcast, sent you in the post. Check out some stuff in the air fryer. We can throw some nuggets in there. It'd be great. All right. All right. We'll be in Kansas City the night before. Yeah. It's pretty fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I always think that I have to know if I go to somebody's party, I got to know what type of food situation is going to be because I can't.

I mean, I've gone to so many parties where it's just like, it's just, I have to know where your food plan is at because that like, that's about, there's like four days in my, in my year where I just let it all go on cork. You know? Like, I mean, like I'll drink a regular four day soda. Yeah.

Yeah, like in Super Bowls, I'll drink a regular Pepsi. Like I go all in. I mean, just I go, this is like the Super Bowl's it though. Thanksgiving? It's the pre-show all the way to the end. Commercials, I want to spread. And so I want to be able to like... I'll tell you what, I found that surprising.

Yeah, I was like, I don't believe that. What? How do you not believe that? If I come into your house for Super Bowl, I need you to fax me a menu before. I need to know what you're having and what the situation is.

Because if I get over there and there's, you know, 20 meatballs with toothpicks in them. Yeah. And that's it. You're going to be upset. Yeah. I'm going to be more than upset. What would you do? I trusted you with one of the biggest days in my year. Oh, this is your holiday. It's one of my holidays. That's hilarious. Because it's the last day of football. It's the last day of real football. Yeah, it is sad. Even though I still think the college...

football championship is the actual end of football sure because i think nfl is kind of going like it's more entertainment now yeah like i like the whole taylor swift thing i love it because it's like it's pushing the nfl to where i think it should be like the nfl should be like wwe like professional wrestling it should be like all entertainment it should be all fun if it all we scripted the what the season's gonna be like fine do that like i just make it make it fun

It's so much fun. And then let college football be... I don't know if I agree. College football has turned into a problem. And I think the NFL has become better. Yeah, they have gotten a lot better. The NFL is pretty great. I mean, if they would have scripted it, too, they would have had...

Chiefs in. I think they would have had Chiefs in. But you would have had the Lions in. Yeah. And then you would have had Eminem and Taylor Swift. I didn't even think about that. I was thinking about Baltimore because of Harbaugh. I mean, if you're just looking at if someone wants something, they're saying the NFL scripted, which I don't believe. But what's more beautiful of a script than having the last player taken in a draft and everybody thinks he can't do it?

I agree, that is. But the other one is Eminem and Taylor Swift, which is two audiences that you want. You're the two biggest stars, kind of, in the biggest football game. They would have shown them a thousand times. Because people were getting upset about Taylor Swift. I thought I liked the point they made where they were like, it'd be like if they showed Travis Kelsey at the Oscars after every clip.

Or last night, the Grammys. The Grammys. Yeah. If you watched the Grammys last night and just every single time was a cutaway to Lamar Jackson. Yeah. And you're like, some woman's like, who cares about, why is Lamar Jackson there? And you're like, well, he's a football player and he's dating a singer. They would never show that. So I understand that's...

People already get upset, but overall, it's like... My daughter loves it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'll tell you what. I like the people that love it, love it. And so I like when someone loves it and there's a group that they love it. I'm saying it also makes it crazy because you could have like a... It could set up for something amazing. She's got an album coming out soon. So imagine her and Travis...

breakup next year. He comes back to the Super Bowl as a player. She comes back as the performer. She's dating the opposing quarterback. Oh, I said they get back together. Yeah. He runs out there at halftime. But here's the thing. At halftime, she debuts the new song about their breakup. First time it's ever been done. Yeah. Are you telling me the NFL wouldn't be great scripted? But then he comes out after that. At the end of the game, he comes out and says...

Taylor, I want you back. I made a mistake. I made a mistake. You see what I'm saying, guys? You see how great it would be scripted? Yeah. Then a song is like, I made a mistake. That sounds like Taylor Swift's song. Mistake. Mistake, mistake, mistake. Mistake was made. Mistake was made. And then Travis has a song he raps or something. I'm telling you, it's all there. Travis Kelsey. Who do you think is the most famous person in the NFL? Tom Brady.

Current players. Patrick Mahomes. That's who I would say, but...

People like your sister don't know Patrick McHolmes, but they know Travis Kelsey. Oh, now. Yeah. I would say Tyree Kiel's up there, too. I thought we were just doing off of skill. You're out of your mind. Yeah. Why? Because he's an Oklahoma State guy? No. Yeah. Well, A, I didn't think about that, but that makes sense why you said it. Tyree Kiel. Here you go. I think Stefan Diggs. You're like, what are you talking about? Here's the thing. What other player do you know that whenever they score a touchdown –

is trickled into other players doing it. No one even knows. He's at the Dolphins. I mean, I'm talking about to be most famous –

Tyreek Carroll is famous. The most famous. Yeah. You got to get people that are like, if you go to someone that never watches football and you go, football, say something, say name a person, they got to be like, Peyton Manning or Joe Montana. I mean, there's probably people that say Joe Montana because they wouldn't

You know, they just like, I don't know anything, but I've heard Joe Montana's name. You've been on the phone with Soder again. Yeah. Yeah. The Niners. Yeah. So, yeah, I can't imagine. Yeah, but I could see Kelsey now. Yeah, now. I mean, him and his brother. They might be the number one and two jersey sales. Yeah. Might be. I almost think that his brother got like as famous as he did.

Just based off of the Bills playoff game. Yeah. He was all over the place. Yeah. And I can't tell you how many girls that I know that were like, oh my gosh, Jason Kelsey. Oh, he got voted most sexist or something. But I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking just on the street. You're like, the word is. Oh.

I didn't know that was the word going around. How many girls you talk to? Where is this at? I'm just letting you know. I'm just letting you know what's happening. Charlotte Pike is where the sentence is. You got a lot of poles out there. I'm just telling you, man.

in west nashville the vibe's different yeah they're more than jason kelsey there's three jason kelsey's in my apartment complex that's so funny west nashville is hard on you yeah well i'm gonna tell you something right now west nashville is like i lived in uptown manhattan like in washington heights right and there are parts of west nashville that are like yeah lines up yeah

I bet people wish this was only an hour now. Mike wishes he was leaving right now. I'm going to go ahead and bounce. We were just kidding, Mike. You're like, I think it's time. Y'all talking about specific streets in Nashville. Do you guys know how the Super Bowl got its name? Have we done a Super Bowl? We've done football episodes. I don't think I've.

Ask this. No. Should I move on? I don't know. Sounded to get started. So there was two leagues, the NFL and the AFL, and they finally decided to play a championship game.

And they called it the AFL. You can probably stop it now. I think everybody gets it. I don't know if you had to keep going. There's two leagues, and then you go, that's enough. And everybody goes, oh, okay. Well, you'd be wrong. Oh, really? I mean, how does that get to the Super Bowl? I imagine they play to fill in the Super Bowl.

The title, like, why would it be called? It was originally called the AFL-NFL Championship Game. Yeah, then they called it the Super Bowl just being because it's the best of the best. Was that the reason?

Well, if it's a dumbed down, boring version like what you guys are having. Lamar Hunt, owner of the Chiefs, said that's a terrible name to call it the AFL-NFL championship game. His son had a ball called the Super Bowl. He said we should call it something like the Super Bowl. And because of his son's toy, that's why it's called the Super Bowl. Okay.

Crazy, man. Yeah. All right. That's my best factoid. You done with those donuts yet? You want one? I won't eat the rest of them. I'm not going to eat on camera. I thought it was interesting. No, it isn't. Yeah. I think it's very interesting. The media ran it. So the first three years. In a car ride for a long time, no one said anything. Random facts, man. Random facts. I don't know about people listening.

This amount of people, this is what the fans were saying about you. A trivia night at the pub. Maybe you're, you want to know why I was trying to cut it to an hour. I mean, he came in getting handed nonsense. I think that's very interesting. A 25 minute conversation about he was going, he thought he was going. Everybody felt he was going. I was like, let me tell you, let's talk about the AFL a little bit. This is when I started watching football. Uh,

I gotta say, I feel for Brian sometimes because he's got a whole paper there filled with stuff. I can't wait to read it. It's like the professor, the first time you write a paper and he just goes in there and just writes an X over all the paragraphs. You're like, all right, well, that didn't take it. Yeah.

That was my most interesting fact. That was the top one? Well. He does them in order and he starts with one first. And then it's all downhill from there. Last year's Super Bowl was the most watched Super Bowl of all time. And a lot of things I read say it was the most watched TV event in America ever. Now, according to this Wikipedia, the first moon landing was the most watched event. And this last year's Super Bowl was second. I don't even know if they'd show the moon landing. Right. No.

What are you showing off? You think we go back to the moon? You think they're going to show it on regular TV? At least on the cable news network. That's what I mean. No, they'll show it on the regular. You think they're going to have a break-in, here's us going on the moon, everybody's going to... No one's going to watch it. No, no. No one will watch it. There's too many channels. There's too many channels. There's too many ways to see it. You don't think people would watch the first time we've been to the moon?

The first time. Oh, yeah. If they go down. Sorry, he's not here. That's right. You guys are wrong about the Super Bowl fact. Everyone's going to love that. You're wrong about this. You guys are all 0 for 2. We'll telecast it. People will watch it. It'll be a huge deal. You will watch it.

Younger people, I would say my age and younger. I'm 44. By then you'll be 45. Yeah. So that's when we're going back? Well, we'll see. All right. You might be over. So say it's now, 44 and under. I mean, I don't think a single person in their 30s is watching the moon landing because A, it's the second one.

If you believe in that. Right. No, there's been a few. I thought we went once. No, we went a few times. Did we? So we didn't even show those. Yeah. So why wouldn't we show this one? So what were you doing? Y'all watched the eighth time we've been on the moon? We probably showed it. It was just the first one that was such a big deal. So why would they care now? But wouldn't it be cool to see it in HD? I mean, no one even believes what they're seeing anymore. When was the last time we went?

like 1970 or something. You would have to have a reveal, like to show like a Bucky's is up there. Right. You know, like they,

As they pan the camera out, they're like, is that a Bucky's? And it's Bucky's. It's been up there for years. You don't think a man walking on the moon for some 57 years is going to be... We threw something on Mars and no one cares. Yeah. I mean, if a human went to Mars, I think people would care. Sure. But I don't think they would care for the moon. I think they think we've been to the moon a thousand times. I guess I was wrong, but I think most people would be like,

What, we've not gone to the moon? No, I think you three are dumb and the rest of America would care about it. I only thought we went once. That was it. Hey, I'm on team moon right now. All right, all right.

Well, I'm saying like an event like it was the first time. It's not going to be. Well, I don't know. I'm saying they show it, but no one's going to watch it. I don't think anybody watches it. People see a clip of it online. That's it. I got it. I got it. I know how we do it. I know how we make the move. We sponsored by Red Bull.

You're making an event. You go, hey, a guy's going to ride a dirt bike for the first time. Matt Hoffman. Matt Hoffman's going to ride a dirt bike on the moon. Now, if that's happening, somebody's going to watch. You see what I'm saying? Like, you just got to sell. You just got to pitch it. If you're just walking on the moon. You just got to work on your pitch. No way I'm going to see that. People want to see. We're taking a dirt bike. We're doing the monkey thing again. Right. And you go, all right, I'll watch that. Put another monkey in there. See what he does. Guess what? John Mayer is doing a concert on the moon. Yeah. People are on board. Yeah.

There's no sound because of the grip. Would there be sound? I don't think so. I don't know. Would there be? Probably not. I thought that was maybe one of the most... I was getting ready to... Pounce on it? I was getting ready to get on it. And then be like... But I think it was also they were so quiet. I was like, I don't know. Maybe they're not. Maybe there's no sound. I don't want to go either way with that because I'm not sure. Okay. I'll go with it.

I don't think there's sound in space. I've heard that before. Yeah, but then how do they talk on the radio? Have you heard the rumors about it? Well, I mean, in the streets. You heard in the streets. Mike's like, I've heard a couple times people say there's no sound in space. It's no book. I'm telling you, the streets knows everything. He goes, out and about. A lot of people don't think there's sound in space. I got my ear to the ground. Yeah.

So wait, wait, wait, wait. Just to go back on it. Is there a sound in space? Yeah. I don't think so. I don't either. I don't think so. I think they can talk on microphones and helmets over a radio. That's what I'm saying. That's all you would be doing if you did a concert. You'd still have the mask and everything on. Right.

So that, I mean, you wouldn't be, I think if a guy, if we send someone to Mars, that will be the most watched thing ever. Oh, I agree. I don't think the other plan. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. I think the moon been there, done that. Right. I think you asked on an earlier episode, if we'd ever been to Mars, a human. Yeah. And we have. Yeah. I thought that was the whole thing. Cause we were making a big deal about going to Mars. Right. So I thought I was a human going there. Like now we're sending like a,

You think Aaron's listening to this right now and it's just driving him crazy? He's probably not listening to this right now. And Dusty, he would really. According to this, there is no sound in space. Hmm. Hmm.

No one really knows because you can't take your helmet off. That's true. That's true. You can't prove it. I don't know. I don't know. It's a tree in the forest type thing. Yeah. But anyway, it looks like 24 out of the top 30 telecast of all time in America have been Super Bowls. Wow. It's a big dose. 330 million Americans and 115 million people watched the Super Bowl last year. Wow. That's a lot. That's a lot. 13.

Yeah, it's crazy that MASH is still up, you know. Richard Nixon's, what is that? Resignation speech. Yeah, it's crazy that that stuff is still up there. I mean, you would think, I mean, now I don't know if anything will ever, I guess Super Bowl, but it's going to be so spread out, you know. In MASH, that's 1983. Think about how fewer people there were in America 30 years ago. Even more impressive. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you know when they always say that percentage of like, you know, people on social media, it's like 5% of the country is on social media. And you're like, well, who is these people not, or like, you know, like someone doesn't have phones. You're like, who doesn't? Where are these people living that don't have phones? Like, they make it sound like it's 3% of America has a phone. Right. And then you're like, most of the country doesn't have a phone. People in jail have phones. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the poll stuff that you're like, what? Yeah. Well, even the Super Bowl. So that's basically like a third of America watches the Super Bowl. But who are the two-thirds that don't? Because I don't know anybody that doesn't watch the Super Bowl. I mean, I could see there's people that don't care. Yeah.

And they don't, they probably, like, they're just not into sports. And so if you're not into sports, you're just, it's like the commercials, halftime show. It's an event. I know, but it's like the Grammys, the Grammys for some people, the Oscars, people have never met. And there's been times where you could be like, oh, I didn't even realize it was on last night. Yeah. I don't, I don't like watch award shows. I don't like. Yeah. There you go. But the Superbowl is not.

award show. No, but it's a big event. The Oscars is a giant Oscars is probably on there somewhere. Maybe not, but, but I feel like, I feel like the Oscars is like one. It's like a one caveat. Like,

You can have the halftime show. So that's something. And then the people that do like commercial, like that's like a, that's a different, they're all different types of people that bring in like Grammys is only like music people. And then, you know, Oscars is only like if you watch movies, like there's no other, there's no, they're not going to play like a football game in the middle of the Grammys.

They're not going to have a field goal kicking contest. That's like a whole... Yeah, they're doing a field goal kicking contest for this? I mean, Pat McAfee might save it if they did a football field goal contest in the Grammys. Yeah, yeah.

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What is the point of that? You have to say everything. Yeah, they do it on the commercials. I guess because it's gambling. I guess. But what could you, no one is listening to that. No one's listening to that. If you hear it on the commercials, they'll do it like the mic. You remember the guy that talked real fast? Two and a half times. Yeah. Now they don't have to have that guy. Now they just speed it up.

The regular guy recorded. That guy got taken out. The micro machine guy? Micro machine. Word on the street is he's out of work. Is that guy still alive? Was it a micro machine? Yeah. I don't know. It was a micro machine. Yeah. Like little cars or something? I don't get what you're talking about. Really? Look at micro machine. Like real small cars. And he used to talk real fast during the whole commercial. Like super fast. Like an auctioneer. Yeah, yeah. Machine man? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember that guy. Yeah, yeah.

1987. Yeah, I mean, I remember, you know, play that little clip. This one? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. 30 seconds. I was six months old when that came out. Oh, wow.

87. That's not six. Brian should have had a six month old by then. He's 30. See, I thought you were... I didn't know you... I've never seen that commercial before. I thought you were talking about the guy at the end of the commercial that's got to say all the things. Right. Like...

pieces sold separately, batteries not included. When I was a kid, we used to memorize that part of the commercial. Really? And we used to say it. Just say it to each other? Yeah. Just randomly? Yeah. I didn't have a good upbringing, Mike. I'm just going to tell you right now. It wasn't good for me. He was around gambling a lot. Yeah, yeah. We...

The streets were rough even when I was a child. I bet your dad didn't say any of that stuff. No, he didn't. He didn't tell people to do it. No. Yeah. Because Justin, when they walk in, say this stuff to them. And then they walk into this illegal casino and little Justin's there. Call Wayne Hunter at Grambler. Visit W.W. Hunter in New York. Call all seven.

I love this because most people complain about ads being too long. We're the only podcast where we complain about the ads being too long. I just don't understand. Who's doing this? I don't understand. That doesn't make sense. Yeah. Like that stuff is – they have to do it on – I'm not saying it's our commercial. Right. But even the commercials on TV, you're like, what are you doing, dude? Well, it's because the biggest profession in America is a lawyer.

So you have all these lawyers coming into America. Now that's the biggest profession. Is that true? Yeah. One of our biggest exports in America is lawyers. That's why every major college has a law school. None of you export people. Yeah.

Do people say that? Yeah, it's what your country is known for. You mean we send lawyers to other countries? Yeah, like Oklahoma. Sorry, old habit. No, America, their biggest export is lawyers. Really? We create more lawyers than any other place in the world. I would have never guessed that. I don't know if I've ever heard it used as people as an export. Yeah.

But like, I mean, you, you, if you create like, it's kind of like entertainers, like America has the best entertainers in the world. So like we're, we're getting consumed, like we consume them all over the world, even though like, I mean, like you look at like Australia, like Australia has a huge landmass, but it's like they come here for media. Yeah. And it's the same thing with law. Like we have all these great law schools here and it's our, it's our thing.

But I'm saying actually using the word export for people. Like I would think if you're like a bar of soap, you're the biggest export. But you're saying actual human beings. I'm standing on this hill. I mean, I'm dug in. So human beings. Exports. Exports. Lawyers are, we're pumping them out, sending them out in the world. Yeah, they're going everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Because we keep creating more and more. Yeah. Yeah.

I could be done, this Krispy Kreme. How many you got left? I did seven. That's not bad. I left one chocolate iced and three glazed. I beat my record last time, and I've eaten pizza today. Not bad. So it's not bad, but we could be. I mean, I can see. It could maybe have been an hour 20 in the podcast, so I can see. But we could be. I just want you to know I believe in you. Eric is going to be furious. Oh, yeah. Ugh.

But it's for the people. Don't let Eric bring us down. All right, that's it for the... Oh, go ahead. So it's the 20-year anniversary of Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. Justin, where were you when this happened?

uh i was not near a tv uh i remember that because i remember everybody we were watching it at church that was we had a church party yeah and it was up on the big screen and i just hear everybody just go oh and i was like oh no i missed something and i'm just thinking oh what could it be yeah and then i walked into by the way uh

Christian, all like Christian youth group people. These are like people that come for the Super Bowl. So these are like Christian kids. Like they're the cream of the crop, Christian kids. But nobody will tell me what happened. So I didn't know for a whole day.

I just thought she like did something crazy or whatever. Cause like, like, Oh, we're not, we don't want to whatever. Like they just kept swipping it under the rug. Yeah. Yeah. And I, I didn't know about it until I had to go to the school the next day. And then everybody else was like, it was awesome. You can even like then Google it. No, I mean, well, dude, I'm you, I grew up way different. Like we didn't have a computer in our house at that age. So yeah.

I had no concept of it until I got to school the next day. And that was different. Yeah. All right. What's another one? Do you have something about it? I don't know which one. I was with my wife. I mean, I told her to leave the room so I could, you know, because she didn't need to watch that. Yeah. I don't want her watching that film. Well, ticket prices for this year's Super Bowl on SeatGeek are about $12,000. Cheapest tickets just under $10,000.

Overall, at least on SeatGeek, it's 36% higher than last year. I think because in Vegas. I thought I heard it was dropping. According to this. Yeah. Yeah. $10,000 is a lot. Yeah. I mean, these things, stuff's getting to where money, you're like, well, what do we? Yeah. That's what scares me about money is hearing that. You're like, money is getting to where these are.

hilariously absurd. Well, fans aren't being able to go in. Right. Yeah, that's what it is. But then I don't trust who's... The people that are buying this, you're like, well, who... What company? Right. You're telling me you have enough money that you're buying the... I don't think people are buying these tickets. It's... You know, these corporate... Like, I don't think... I think if they're that much, you won't have people in there. Right. And it's legit... Like, it's like loose on who's getting into these things. And it's like...

You know, it's celebrities or it's I mean, I've gone to some things, so I'm not sure. But it's like you can be it's you know, it's like there's there's a it's just like, well, who is there? You know, and then if you're like if it's ten thousand dollars, who is at the game? Exactly. I don't know who's there because how many how many ten thousand dollar people are there?

that you can go. And if you're a corporation, if one ticket's $10,000, I mean, a suite is $250,000. So how many of these corporations...

What's the money? Guys don't understand where the money... It seems like it's make-believe. Yeah, I don't know either. College games are getting like that, which is crazy. When you think about it, for school, they're charging these kind of prices for... I mean, that's... But it's also Seeky. Yeah. That is not the Super Bowl, I'm sure. Like you said, because I have people say that about my tickets. I'm not in control of the... Whatever the system is, it's not a great system, but you can...

You can go get, get on my mailing list. Pre-sell. Pre-sell. When I announced the pre-sell stuff, if you want to, I'm saying, if you really want, some people don't care. They have some people, you buy tickets off the Seat Geeks and the whatever, you know, I tell you, a lot of people buy tickets. Yeah. But if you want it, the regular price, it's like you do. You got to just be, go through the website, go through the thing. Yeah.

And, you know, they're putting out there. It's like, but once it gets grabbed up and then it gets into this world where it's $10,000 and I guess that's it. It's SeatGeek. It's not really even the NFL. It's like, it's a, it's a company in its own sense that they're just charging this crazy thing. But I just find it, you know, I think there's also things to like, like each team has like an allotment for their fans. Yeah. So like, like when you, like my mom has Oklahoma state season football tickets. So whenever they go to a game,

based on how many tickets and how many years you've bought, like points you have, you get like you're ranked in order. So if you're a Niners fan and you've had season tickets for 40 years, you probably get first dibs on tickets. And those tickets, I mean, I imagine Super Bowl tickets are probably a thousand apiece.

Like ticket price is a thousand a piece. But I mean, you get, that's what happens is people get those tickets and they turn around and they sell them. And that's when it gets crazy. Yeah. Here's an article from eight hours ago said average price is currently 9,300. Cheapest is 5,400 for a ticket. So maybe it is going down. Yeah. Yeah.

That's crazy. 5,400. That's insane. I mean, that's StubHub though. And so it's, yeah, it is regular tickets are gone. So what you're paying for is the, is the fact that you didn't do the things you were supposed to do. I mean, a big way to, I don't know if there's an easy way to do it, but it is like,

If you want to go to something, it's like try to get ahead of that. Whoever the person you're trying to go see, sign up for whatever you got to sign up for them. And you can, you will get tickets that are the price that they're supposed to be at. But I mean, if it's a Super Bowl, they're going to get bought up because this, all this other stuff until they get all that StubHub and all that stuff figured out. But I mean, StubHub, yeah.

is an advertisement on NFL now. So when do they start selling tickets for the Super Bowl? I'm sure you can buy them. I think it's the day they come out. I don't think you can buy them. I guarantee there's a release date before they know who it is. I bet there's not. I bet you there is. Do you get like a raffle or something? I bet you five donuts. Yeah, there's only four, but...

But when you go to a bowl game in college, like the national championship game, which is going to sell out, you can buy national championship tickets when the season starts. So I imagine – because there are people that go to the Super Bowl. I'm telling you. I think that there's – you can buy them early. Whenever. Like whenever the season starts. But then you would buy. Then the problem is that StubHub is going to go buy them and just sit on them and then sell them. Yeah, it's got to be –

But I think it's like flights, like flights and hotel rooms. Like if you wait the week before you got to fly somewhere, it's going to be crazy. The point of it is they're going to charge that much. I mean, there's like when I go hotels and if you're, if you look at an event in a hotel in a city and they know that there's going to be a big event there, that price is insane that week because they know it's a demanding week. And then the next week will be cut in three quarters. Yeah.

So it's a lottery. You got to enter. Yeah, it said there's four. This is just from Reddit. Yeah. Enter a ticket lottery, which deadlines June 1st. What? Each team gets allotted a few thousand tickets, which they make available to season ticket holders. Be a corporate sponsor or secondary market. Those sound like things I said earlier, right? Sound like what you said. Sound like what I said? This year's Super Bowl ad.

30-second ad cost between $6.5 million and $7 million. There's one there. I don't know if you guys saw. They're editing because Carl Weathers was in it. Oh, yeah. Really? That's crazy. You got to take him out? I ain't got to leave him in. Why wouldn't you leave him in? Like an homage to the dude. Like he's the man. Carl Weathers is the man. Yeah. I know. Sorry. I'm not doing the editing. I'm getting pumped about it. Dude, I was...

I know, but what if it's like Carl Weathers is like, come meet me. And they're like... I saw the commercial because they released it early. It's Gronk walking through the desert and then Carl Weathers pulls up in a car and says, get out. They're already showing it. That's the thing. They're showing these commercials. I know. All of it is... You know why...

the why I'm saying the big event thing this is going back to these because they're ruining the big event the Super Bowl that's why sports will always be this big event because it's not it can't be leaked because it's a live event and it's a game so you don't it's the only thing left sports are the only thing left where you don't know the outcome and it doesn't get leaked mm-hmm

I mean, you can say award shows and stuff like that, but I mean, you know, it's like award shows doing where you're like, I don't even know what this movie, I've never even heard of this movie and it's, you know, up for an Oscar. Uh,

But that's the problem. And so like in these commercials are there. I've seen that one. And so you need to win the Superbowl comes. You're like, well, I've already seen a lot of the best. Yeah. But the reveal is always great. Like I was some of the, my favorite like commercials have always been like, and I also like, I don't like it when they show them after like,

because you get the, the, the, the beauty of it. Like the, um, what was the Betty white sneakers commercial? I remember when that, when they aired it the first time, you're like, Oh my gosh, Betty Davis is just getting Betty white, Betty white. Sorry. Who's Betty Davis. Uh, yeah. She's a, she's a, cause he was like, so like, right. I don't know who, uh,

uh that's a big that's a switch from you go betty white and then said maybe two words and then go betty davis i don't know i was i get betty white and gina davis confused okay so uh yeah he was like commercial betty white yeah i was watching the day betty davis was on it and you're like how do you mess it up where was your brain going you didn't have time

It was literally a sentence apart. It was like Betty White, Betty Davis. That's how good of a friend Mike is that I said that. I know what you mean. I learned that listening to my wife. She says stuff wrong and I just listen. And you just give her energy. Yeah. That's right. He doesn't give energy.

It's the opposite of it. It's the opposite. He takes it. He takes the energy, your energy. Yeah. I don't know. I felt it. I was feeling it. No, I think, but I think he's comforting. Like, he'll take your energy and then he calms it down. Right. And puts it out sightly in the world. Stops it out. Yeah. The redistribution of energy. Yeah. So you're saying they added out commercials. Well, no, no, no. What I'm saying is that when that commercial hit,

The first time you watched it, it was amazing. But then they just kept airing it. So its specialness wasn't... You saw it in the Super Bowl and then you just never saw it again. That's the way they used to do commercials. And now it's like they just keep replaying it. So that Snickers commercial, which was like, you're blown away when you watch it. And then...

If they keep her playing it. Or the Budweiser. Yeah. But if you spend that much money, I think they always kept playing it. Yeah. Because if you spend that much money, you're going to keep playing it. Yeah, you're not going to show up once. And then you want to see it again because you're like, oh, and then you remember it.

because they're spending so much. Yeah, but it used to not be like, it wasn't as bad as like it is now where it's like you see it before, then you see it during, then you see it after. Yeah, well, now it's before. They're releasing them before. So now all the commercials, there'll be an article somewhere that comes out that says, here's the top commercial. They're already out. They're already, nothing is held back anymore. Right.

And so there's no waiting for anything. No delayed gratification. Yes. That is gone. Yeah. And that's bad for the world. Yeah. And everything that you can do. You shouldn't be able to get whatever you want. I mean, I'm trying to work on that. Immediately. Food. I'm going to talk about it now, but I have a problem with it with food. I shouldn't be allowed. And it's me.

I allow myself to go, well, I want this and I can go get it now. And DoorDash, you're like, well, I'll just go get it. I can get it. Whatever you want. Amazon. You can get it. I can get it now. So there's, you got to learn to put, I'm doing it. I'm having to learn to go. I don't want, you know, I can't, you know what? I can't go have this because I don't, I don't need it. I don't want it. I don't, because you can, there's nothing. I mean, it's really crazy. Yeah. You got it with a phone.

Oh, yeah. Whatever they want. Whatever you want. You dream it up. It doesn't even – it can be anything and everything. And you can just have the blink of a hat. You can be like, I'll get it. What's in your pocket? Blink of a hat. Blink of a hat. Blink of a hat. I knew what you meant, man. You see what I'm doing? See, yeah. Just take it, man. Betty Davis. She always wore a hat. You know what I used to wear for during the Super Bowl was –

The Jordan commercials. I don't know if you remember the... Michael Jordan. I've heard about him. Like he used to... The Bugs Bunny one. Right. Well, he used to always like... It would always be the new shoe that would come out. Oh, really? Yeah. And they would have the commercial during Super Bowl. I used to love those. See what shoes I weren't going to get. I'm going to tell you something. The thing I miss the most is like the chaos of the halftime show. Because I don't know if you've ever watched like the old halftime shows, but they're just chaos. Yeah.

It's just pure chaos. Like, it's crazy. Like, how old are you talking? Like, 90s. Like, go to, like, the first televised ones, and you'll see it. It's just, it's, like, now it's, like, everything's so planned out. Everything, like, there's laser lights, and everything's timed. And I watched, like, the first one. It was, like, 1991. Yeah.

And it was like four. No, I mean, we watched it on YouTube. Sam and I did. Sam and I did this thing where we went all the way back. Yeah. Yeah. You give us a good straight. Sam, Sam, wife's cousin. Uh,

But I mean, we went back and we watched and like, it's just crazy because it's all chaos. Like they have, there's these kids wearing like football outfits and then all of a sudden all these Disney characters come out and then like Reagan or is, or no, George Bush is there doing like a weird thing. And then new kids on the block shows up. Like, I mean, I'm telling you, it's the crazy, you're like, it's the craziest thing you've ever seen. Do they always tell you who was this? Yeah.

Well, I'll share my little factoid for the third time with these guys. So the halftime show used to be like that, like nothing, Disney, kids, whatever. And then one year in Living Color at halftime, they did a live show and everybody switched over to Living Color. Yeah. And it affected so much the next year. They had Michael Jackson as the halftime. Michael Jackson. Like wrestling used to do that, too. Yeah, they do.

The Michael Jackson thing was crazy too. What if they didn't advertise it? They just said, well, it's a surprise. Right. I would love it. That would make people tune in. I think that would make people tune in. I don't know. Yeah. And I would think that you could ride that to be like. Wait, didn't they do that one year?

I feel like they did that a couple years ago where they were just like, there's always some surprise guests, but with him and him and Stoop Dogg and all them came out. It was like a lot of different. I think there's always like an unannounced guest. Yeah, that's what it is. See, like this show starts. It's just a kid talking. That's the announcer. And then it's just a field filled with synchronized kids. Oh, you got to figure it out. I mean, dude, it's.

We watched it and I was like, it was my favorite one. The 91 one was my favorite one because it was at one point you see a Canadian Winnie the Pooh. Shout out Graham. It's crazy that you have all these things happening. It's chaos the whole time. And it's the most fun. You can go. That's 14 minutes long. I think we should sit through this whole. Now let's watch it all. While I tell you guys about Rocket Money.

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I don't have time to do this. I don't think he's in the Super Bowl. No. Who was in 91? The Oilers never went. I was about to say. And I'm going to Disney World. Yeah. Because they've done it. And even after the first one, you're like, man. Because that's almost like, can you imagine if you get, as a quarterback,

You get to go. I'm going to Disney World. Right, right. That's... You can't turn it down. Yeah. It's like the whole thing with Joe Kory. I'll just pivot. I know. Yeah. But I'm just thinking about it. Like, a lot of people don't understand. Like, that's an impossible gig. Yeah. Because you can't turn that down. Yeah. But you're going to bomb. Yeah. Like, it's just... What if they ask you to be the halftime entertainer at Super Bowl? I'm not going to... I have to do it. You do have to do it. Yeah. Like, who's going to say no to that?

I don't know. Well, you would, because with comedy, you just got to go, it's not going to work. Right. You would, but I think you just got to go, I got to figure a way to make this work. Yeah. So you go, I'm not doing my standup. I'm going to do something. I'm going to do something. Crowd work. Yeah.

Yeah. You up there. Yeah. What'd you pay for those tickets? I go, all right, what are you going to do? I go, first of all, I think we should try to get Usher. And I will introduce Usher. And then Usher will do the whole thing. And Usher will introduce the next act. Yeah. I go, I'll just be the host and bring out acts. Yeah. That's smart. Yeah. Yeah, you would have to do something like that. Henry Cho told me a story when he just started comedy. Bon Jovi was playing in Knoxville at the Civic Arena. And this is when Bon Jovi was...

so big and the opening band, uh, the drummer or somebody broke his leg in a canoeing accident that day. Oh no, it was on the Koi river. Why?

Whitewater rafting. So they called Henry last minute and said, hey, will you come be the opening act for Bon Jovi? And they paid him a lot of money. And he said he went over there and he went out and said, who's here ready to see Bon Jovi? And everybody screamed. And he's like, come on, who's ready to see Bon Jovi? And he's like, all right, thank you very much. Here's Bon Jovi. All he did was just a little hype and get off stage. That's smart. Yeah.

Yeah, that is the way to do it. Because nobody wanted to see a comedian. Right. No. Was he supposed to do time, though? I think he's supposed to do some little time. Yeah, I've turned down concerts. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure they, I'm sure you probably talked to them and said, hey, I'm just bringing you up. Like, they don't want to hear me, you know. Right, yeah. And sometimes if you just tell someone that, they're like, oh. Yeah, just bring me. You're like, yeah, dude, it's going to be insane. Yeah. Was it a comic they were supposed to open for them? No, it was a band, but somebody in the band broke their leg on the Kauai River that day. He said he was at the mall, and they called him and said, can you come over here? Yeah.

Knoxville didn't have a lot of entertainment options, so when somebody gets hurt, it was Henry. Yeah. The first Super Bowl was televised on two different networks. NBC and CBS both carried it. What year was that? I don't know. 1967. So I had a substitute teacher that played in the first Super Bowl. He played for Green Bay. Oh, really? Yeah. He showed me the ring and everything. Wow. Yeah. It was crazy.

The first Super Bowl. I don't know if I'd believe that guy if he bought a fake ring. Oh, yeah. I didn't even think. It seems. What are the odds that you substitute your substitute teacher?

What was his name? I don't remember, dude. I didn't even fact check. I mean, Substitute Peach is a perfect job to come in and go, this ain't my main gig. I also played in the first Super Bowl in 1967. And I mean, how old could this guy have been? You're younger than me, right? Aren't you 42? Yeah. Yeah.

Your guy would have took place. He had big hands, dude, and the ring fit perfectly. That's true. Maybe he did. Maybe he did. I like to think he did. Yeah. I'm going to go with that. Did you act it right the whole rest of the day? I did. I think I met Jane and John Doe, and I still believe it. So, I'm with you, dude. I still do the stay thing. That's their name. You're ruining this for me. No, I bet it is. You're right. If he's got big hands, he's got, you know. I mean, just, all right.

A story like that's got to be true. I'm like, why would he be substituted? You know what I mean? I went to the flea market the other day and they were selling Super Bowl rings. You could buy any Super Bowl ring. But they made no money back then too, though. Yeah, he said that. So you'd be like, why are you substituting? They got paid nothing. And if you're not one of the main...

If you're not Bart Starr, I think they probably had regular jobs. You're right. So, yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, it's plausible. So, yeah, it was carried on two different networks. Nobody kept a copy of it because they didn't realize how big a deal the game was. So there's been no video of that game.

Like the broadcast of it. They recorded over it with soap operas. But my favorite photos from the first Super Bowl. Okay. Have you seen where it's the quarterback at halftime? And he's a Kansas City Chief. He's smoking a cigarette and just sitting in the locker room at halftime. He's just hanging out. It's the craziest photo you'll ever see because it's like... And he's a dude in a full football hat. Smoking a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, anyway, a guy found it in his, a copy in his dad's attic a few years ago. And they turned it over to this media center in New York City, Paley Center. And this Saturday, they got an exhibit and they're showing it to the public for the first time ever. Oh, really? The first Super Bowl. Yep. Yeah. Why did he have it? I mean, he had some old recording device and somehow he just recorded off television. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow.

The second half kickoff, NBC wasn't back from commercial yet because their interview with Bob Hope went long. So after the kickoff, they made them redo it. The kickoff. Oh, really? Yeah. They made them re-kick. What? They're like, hang on a second. NBC's not ready. Do it again. So CBS saw two kicks? Yeah. Oh, wow. Vince Lombardi, they said, was furious. Yeah. There's something fun about, though...

Like that, you know, just it's like... That's crazy, dude. This is even crazier. They had... So this is the AFL versus the NFL. They had two different football brands. One of them used Wilson. The other one used Spalding. So they played with two different balls. Different sizes. Oh, wow. Whoever had the ball on offense used their ball. Different size footballs during the Super Bowl. Isn't that crazy? Everything was very logical back then. Like, you know...

Not in a way. There was no... It was like, we don't use that ball. You're like, yeah, of course. Well, then we'll just switch it. Yeah, it was very loose. Yeah. I mean, that's not that crazy. I mean, as a team, you have team balls. So you have the ones that you guys use, whatever your quarterback likes. Yeah. And then, I mean, if you intercept the ball...

You just, you have their ball. I wonder if it's harder to inter, like, you know, it's such a, you just never. You're not used to it. You're just not used to it. Well, I don't know how many forward passes there were in the first Super Bowl. That's true. That's true. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of straight line formations. Bart Starr and I don't know who the Chiefs quarterback was, but I don't know.

There's a photo of him smoking a cigarette in the halftime. And it wasn't sold out. It was a 90,000 seat stadium. They sold 60,000 tickets. Average ticket price was $12. I got to research that teacher. I need to know those. We might get to see him. Yeah, I'm sure. I think it was. Justin, you have a favorite Super Bowl?

I don't know. I think my favorite one that I watched that I loved the most was probably the one that will break a heart in everybody in this room. Oh, God. Titans lost? Oh, man. Why would you watch that? Come on, man. What do you mean? It was fantastic. It was a great game. I mean, what other Super Bowl other than maybe the Cardinals and the Steelers? What were you, 10? That was the worst Super Bowl ever. Yeah, I was watching it at church. Yeah. I mean, it came this close. This close. Yeah, we know. I mean, literally, it's just crazy.

It doesn't get any closer than that. Other than the end zone catch when the Steelers won. What about the Seahawks and the Patriots? No. As far as just closeness. That's the thing you go, oh, that's bad coaching.

You have the greatest short yardage running back of all time. I get what you're saying. That's not that. That's two guys. He didn't run... They didn't throw him a route that was good, but he almost willed it. I mean, literally, you watched in real time at the Super Bowl, you watched the end of the movie Friday Night Lights, where he's six inches short. Every great football movie...

with either you score with an inch or you were six inches short. Like you watched a live movie. Yeah. You watched a movie. He wasn't really that close if we're being honest. He was about a yard and a half. Kevin Dyson? Yeah. He,

He was, it was a really great tackle. You could, that's about as long of a guy as you want to have stretched out. Kevin Dyson, so long. But it was like, I can still picture the tackle. He just grabs that knee so perfectly. If he doesn't get the knee, I think Kevin can get over it. How'd you feel? How'd y'all feel?

It hurt me. It hurt. I mean, we were like coming, you know, we don't know. We're about to never win again. Did it make it easier, the fact that it was like, it was such a new team? No. No, I mean, yeah. It hurt. Yeah, I mean, it was just like. Because the new City Miracle made us, like, we just knew we were going to win. We were the team of destiny. It was our first year in the arena. Like, we knew we were going to win. And that, oof.

I think we thought we would keep going too. It just gradually got worse every year, except for that one year when, what was it, 13-3? Yeah.

Well, the very next year we went 13-3. The very next year? That was for our best team. That's the Ray Lewis year where he broke our hearts. Right, right, right. And the Ravens won the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's it. And then it just got worse. Then it started going down. No, but that year when we lost, I think that was the year that Chris Johnson went for 2,000. That was also 13-3 a year. Yeah, 13-3. And also lost to the Ravens. Yeah, that's the one I was thinking about. Because they messed his ankle up. Yeah, the—

Yeah, when we lost to the Bengals, too. That was just a couple years ago. That was a couple years ago. That was tough for Derrick. He threw in the triple coach. I don't want to talk about that. Justin Smith's favorite game. Sorry, buddy. It was just that, random. Let's watch it real quick. When I was growing up in the 80s and 90s, it felt like the Super Bowl was usually a blowout.

But now, more times than not, they're close. Yeah. A lot of games, there's a lot of sporting events that have been blowouts, though. These playoffs have been, besides, more games have been blowouts than not. Yeah.

But, you know, some of them have been wild. The Lions game was great. Yeah, yeah. The Lions have played great games the whole time, but the other stuff has been not great. Even the – yeah, they've been some of them more blowouts, you know. But the 80s, the 49ers dominated, so they would blow out somebody or the Bears that one year. And then the 90s, the Cowboys would usually blow out the Bills at the Super Bowl. Right.

And what are the odds you go four times? That's so tough. And then it happens again. Yeah. Yeah. How do you lose? Yeah, I mean, it's just more impressive than winning a Super Bowl. Almost, yeah. To go four times in a row? To go four times. Well, that team is crazy. You have Isaac Bruce on the defensive line, Jim Kelly, Thurman Thomas, Oklahoma State boy. Andre Reid.

Jim Kelly. They had a squad. It wasn't Isaac Bruce. It was Bruce Smith. Isaac Bruce was a receiver for the Rams. I know what you mean. Thank you, buddy. Thanks for that energy. We did it. We're back. We're back. A little under two, but you know.

I like it. I don't think I'll get to right away. Yeah. We're going to earn it. We're going to slowly get it back. Where were you at before this? Like, the last episode, what was the time? Oh, an hour. They did it. Yeah, it was hour 19. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Technically, I only did one short episode. Yeah, then he bailed because he couldn't handle the heat. So...

You could argue that I might know one. I want to do long. Let's go through it. In the history books of Nate Land, who's been on the shortest episodes the most? It ain't me. It ain't me. I did the Christopher King challenge. Seems like no one really cared about that. But I did it. I hope you're happy. It's seven. Broke my record.

So, feel good about that. You know, feeling it. All right, should we leave it open? Maybe we should have one more of the entire crew. Yeah, have one. No, I'll have one later. Yeah, well, I know. They know. Just trust me. I don't think I do. I've had pretty good odds. I don't know if Justin Spitt likes donuts. Yeah. Well, this week...

We'll all be together. Yeah, man. If you come to the show, don't just come see me.

So many people said, Bruce, come see you. These guys have worked hard. Give them a shot. I agree. I appreciate it. Don't leave after I'm done. Madison, Wednesday, I'll be at, I wore this shirt, Waste Management, playing in the Pro-Am Wednesday. Think of the fun events. Golf. I don't know if you're talking about that. Mobsters. I played ball with him. He surprised me. Nate surprised me.

Played what? Basketball. D-Dunk running all the way full court? No, no, no, D-Dunk. No, man. Like, he actually, he can play. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Is that surprising? It is surprising. Wasn't it me, you, and...

I don't know. Yeah, someone else was on our team. We won. Yeah. Me, you, and Eric, maybe. No, Eric wasn't on our team. Oh. I remember him trying to— We did full court. Yeah, which was brutal. Yeah. It's not like I'm going to be hanging out under a hoop. Yeah. Well, it was tough. Yeah. We— Full court, like, four on four. I mean, it's just—

It's tough. It is tough. You know who's good? Lachlan Patterson. Is he? He dunked. How tall is he? 6'5", something like that, 6'6". But he dunked. He did. He's always a guy with flowing hair. Did he run? Probably four steps, three steps. See, I took one step. I know. I took one step. But you went, yeah, but I mean, it's crazy to think we got people that can dunk on this tour because we don't look like a tour that people can dunk on. Was there three of us?

Yeah. Yeah. Did you touch the net? Not now. Not now. Yeah. Mike told me recently, we were talking about like when you –

that transition when you're the guy in your relationship or your family said the dad, he said when he first dunked on his dad. Oh yeah. Could that be more different than my family dynamic? Dude, that was so crazy when I dunked on him. Yeah. Yeah. It was, I could see like, it was a little pride in his, but it was also like, he, he hated me for that.

What was yours like? You woke up before your dad? You remember that day? I got the newspaper first. Dad, I got the sports section. My boy's growing up. All right. Y'all have other stuff? Yeah, I'm going to be at the Comedy Catch in Chattanooga, February 29th. And Hudsonville, Michigan, March 1st.

I'm going to be in Houston on February 22nd. I'm doing a show with Comedy Space. Oh, yeah. Just go to their link. I'll have a link on my social stuff. And then March 10th, I'm going to be in D.C. at the Comedy Loft. Yeah. It's my first time there, so I'd really appreciate anybody coming out. D.C.'s great. Definitely need that push for that show. Right on. Yeah. March 10th.

I'm with you the next two weekends. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And, uh, go after this. Oh, for Orlando. Yeah. We'll go. Yeah. Like, I mean, we could Tampa and Orlando and all that. Yeah. 80 degrees down there. Yeah. Aaron wanted me to mention he's at the Dayton funny bone this weekend. Okay. Yeah. Go check Aaron out. I think Dusty is the Milwaukee improv. So go check him out. There you go. Yeah. Uh, all right. Well, we did it. We're under two hours, so I'm going to make it in before that. Uh,

We love you. We're back. We're back, baby. We're back, baby. All right. We'll see you. See you next week. All right. We're all for be back, right? As far as I know, I'll be here. You know, he'll be. I got nowhere to go. Wide open. All right. Bye. Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Bargetze, and my wife, Laura, on the Audioboom platform.

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