I like to eat french fries and I want to talk about the time when I try to eat four large McDonald’s fries. You know, I heard Lance tried to break a world record the other day. He scarfed down 4 large McDonald's fries in one sitting! But you know what? Instead of winning a spot in the Guinness Book, they just gave him a VIP membership to the fucking Heart Attack Club. Way to go, Lance; you're a true fry-nomenon!
