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Voice poppin', Jimmy D. This is Joey B. Hey! And that B stands for Joe Biden. What's up, Mr. President? Do I sound like an 80-year-old man to you with that slang and lingo? Yes. Yes, as a matter of fact, also just the way your voice sounds in general. Oh. Yeah, Mr. President.
Mr. President, can you update us on the current situation in Israel? Honestly, I'm probably the worst guy to do that, but I'll give it a whirl. Jimmy, as it stands, the United States has deployed armed forces to the region, not to be actively involved, but to provide support to our ally Israel, as they do, like I said last week,
Whatever psycho shit they feel like. I got you. Palestinians claim that nearly 8,000 have been killed, many of them children. The United States has no reason to believe these claims, as I previously stated. Why is there no reason to believe that number? Because Israel is our ally.
And if an ally launches missiles at residential structures and hospitals where people are known to be hiding, we doubt that people will die. It's called being an ally, Jimmy. Look it up.
Wow. It's hard to laugh at this, but okay, sir. Oh, it's deadly serious. But we're not being idle. We're fighting this war as an ally on two fronts. Front number one, Iran-backed militias in the region. Oh, boy. Here we go. Don't give me that. They started it. Jesus. Our citizens.
Jesus Christ. Jesus. Our surgically targeted airstrikes in Syria were in response to direct attacks on our military bases in Iraq, where several of our soldiers were mildly wounded. They started it. You know, it's sort of amusing, the idea that someone attacking a U.S. military base in Iraq is starting anything. I don't get it. Mm-hmm. That's our base. Uh-huh.
And like Buckaroo Banzai said, wherever we go, there we are. And if you don't like it, that means war. Jesus. We are the light of the world. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
Yes, indeed. You are the light of the world. And it's a bonus because it wins me points. The Republicans want a war with Iran even more than they want to treat women like Iran does. So me being tough on Iran makes me look good with Democrats who secretly want to be saber rattlers like the Republicans for psychological reasons that are not fully understood. I'm
I'm playing one DHS over here. Yes, you sure are. What's the second front there, sir? America's college campuses. Really? Really?
Yes, really. Jimmy, because of Israel's valiant struggle for its own survival, sadly we are seeing a surge in anti-Semitism worldwide. Anytime the world's most ancient and insidious evil rears its ugly head, we must bop that head. And bop it with purpose. Jesus. I see. Yeah.
Yes. One must only look at the Instagram posts of Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer to see that wealthy American Jewish women are the real victims of this unfolding tragedy in the Middle East. And nowhere do we see this more acutely than on America's college campus. Are you sure about that, sir? Sure than sure.
Jimmy, it is our moral duty to protect the most vulnerable group among us, the most precious and valuable, whose very existence historically is the most fragile, American college students. Oh, yes, of course.
So to that end, my administration has spearheaded an initiative to deal with this problem on college campuses specifically, tightening restrictions contained in Title VI of the 1964 Civil Rights Act to deal with discrimination against Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, or Hindu individuals.
But, you know, mainly the Jewish. Okay. Jimmy, when these poor Jewish college students see a Palestinian flag waved by someone upset about the indiscriminate murder of brown people, it's like they're experiencing the horrors of the Holocaust all over again. We must protect them. Yeah, okay, whatever you say.
And once these protections have been put in place, we'll be one step closer to achieving the dream, making it illegal to criticize Israel. What? Yeah. Jimmy, it was once considered impossible. There is someone standing in our way of the First Amendment, of national sovereignty, integrity of our judicial system.
But as these things get swept aside, the march towards justice marches on. The day will come soon where these people waving the Palestinian flag will go to jail for a long time, and it can't come soon enough. That's perhaps the most anti-American thing I've ever heard an American president say.
Jimmy, what even is the point of being American if we can't subordinate ourselves and the rights of our citizens to the whims of a foreign ethnostate? Mr. President, even the citizens of Israel itself are divided about the Israeli government's actions. Netanyahu is very unpopular, actually, and they're openly protesting all of this.
Well, perhaps someday in this country we will be as progressive as Israel and allow people to speak their minds about what the Israeli government is doing. But until that time, we can only look to them as a shining example while labeling protesters here as anti-Semites and putting them in jail. Well, I'm not going to hold my tongue.
Well, then maybe we'll just have to cut it out of your mouth, you Nazi prick. Jesus. We are not above weird medieval shit. Consider yourself warned. Anti-Semitism is not to be tolerated. And resisting the will of Israel is anti-Semitism. I have to go now. I have a call with Benjamin Netanyahu. He's going to say whatever he wants, and I'm going to nod and agree.
Because we are an ally. Something you'll never understand. Goodbye. Okay, goodbye, asshole.
Medium speeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on. It's the Jimmy Tore Show. How weird that of all the people, Trump was actually less of a warmonger than everybody else. Yeah. But wait, does that still mean a warmonger? And he said he was going to. But guess what it still means? Still means he's a warmonger. So here he is giving a speech to the Republican Jewish community.
Committee headquarters in Las Vegas. I'm pretty sure. Yep. Sheldon Adelston Republicans. And so a lot of people said that. Well, let me play this video and then we'll get to it. So if you thought that Donald Trump was going to be the savior to stop World War Three, watch this. When I'm back in the White House, the United States will stand with Israel all the way. One hundred percent without hesitation, without qualification.
And without any apology, we're not going to be apologizing. We won't be apologizing. We're not going to be apologizing. Apologize. We will fully support the Israelis and their mission to ensure that Hamas is decimated and these atrocities will be avenged. They will be avenged. Avenged. Yeah.
Think even beyond what you're thinking about. The wars have to be finished oftentimes before the peace. And if you don't do the wars, the peace doesn't happen. And if you're not going to be tough and ruthless like they are, it's not going to happen. We have to stop it. We have to end it once and for all. After decades of broken promises by past leaders, I kept my promise, recognized Israel's eternal capital.
And opened the American Embassy in Jerusalem. I actually got the building built, too. They've been talking about that for a long time, Miriam. That's what you and that great man, that's what you wanted, right? Who's that, Adelson? I think Sheldon Adelson. Yeah, yeah, it's Vegas. And we got it built.
You know, we got it built and supposed to cost two billion. We got it done for five hundred thousand. I'm proud to be at a discount. Back in 2014, 15, Trump was saying that maybe we should take away our support.
Israel. And so what made him flip so quickly? What made him click? A lot of people are saying what made him flip so quickly was that Sheldon Addison went and made huge donations to him in his campaign. We called him a great man. And they just call him a great man. And so if you think
That Trump was the guy to stop the World War Three that's about to happen in the Middle East because Joe Biden is doing exactly what APEC wants him to do with exactly what the military industrial complex wants him to do. And he's being the warmonger of the worst order. And everybody had fingers crossed that Trump would come in and demand a peace and a ceasefire and get that. He's not.
So when people ask, like on other YouTube shows, hey, what's Israel's endgame? Israel's endgame is to wipe out the Palestinians and take their land. That's why they've been funding Hamas since at least 2006. So that's why in 2019 Benjamin Netanyahu said, if you believe in Israel and you support Israel, you have to fund Hamas. Why do you have to fund Hamas? To prevent a Palestinian state he said.
That's right. To prevent a – how does that prevent a Palestinian state? Because you split the Palestinians. You have the religious right-wingers, hardliners, and you have the secular ones, the Palestinian liberation organizations. And they – you force them in to do a prison break, which is what Hamas did.
And then you say that, oh, they're terrorists. So now we can go in and slaughter everybody in Palestine because they're hiding under churches and hospitals and schools. So we got to bomb churches, hospitals and schools. And we got to slaughter everybody because that's where Habas is.
And meanwhile, they don't tell you, oh, that the Hamas that we've been funding, that we exactly wanted to have be a strong organization so we could then use them as the pretext to go in and wipe out the Palestinians.
And that's what's happening. And so people thought, a lot of people were hoping that Trump would be the guy to come in and demand peace, just like he said he would do in Ukraine, that he would end the fighting in 24 hours. And that's what everybody wants to, that's what all sane, rational people want to hear. That's not what the military industrial complex wants to hear. That's not what the oligarchy wants to hear. That's not what Wall Street wants to hear. That's not what the fossil fuel companies want to hear.
But that's not what NATO wants to hear. But that is what everybody else in the world wants to hear. And so we were hoping that Trump would say the same thing about World War III that's happening in the Middle East right now. They're going to start. They're already bombing Syria. And they want to start bombing Iran. And they said they've said, OK, so if Iran or Iran's proxies attack any of our American troops that we are now sending to Israel,
If their proxies attack us, we're going to look at that as a provocation from Iran and we're going to attack Iran. So they've been wanting to attack Iran since at least 2001. So do you remember what General Wesley Clark, after 2001, he went to the Pentagon and the guy says, get this. They've got a plan to invade seven countries. Libya, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Iran.
What were the other ones? I can't even remember. But guess what? We did all of them. Yeah, you're welcome, by the way, guys. Except Iran. We haven't done Iran yet.
Afghanistan. That's right. Afghanistan, Syria, Libya, Iraq, Iran, the Sudan. What? And one more. What are we, Cecil Rhodes over here? And they've done them. And the last one on the list is Iran. And now they're figuring out a way to do Iran. And so now they're going to use that as so now they're using Hamas as a pretext to start World War Three in Iran.
Yeah. And if everybody thought that Trump was going to be the peacemaker, Trump is the rational guy. Trump ran in 2015 and 16. He ran on pulling us out of these stupid wars in the Middle East and investing that money back home. And that's why a lot of people voted for him. A lot of people who were Bernie Sanders supporters, their second choice was Donald Trump. A lot of them. And.
If you were hoping that, well, now it's over. Now you know that's not real. And now some people are saying that, oh, no, Donald Trump is just saying that because it's in front of a bunch of Jewish people and they're his donors. Yeah, well, that's why he moved the embassy, because Sheldon Adelson...
Even though every president has actually promised that since at least Bill Clinton has promised to move the embassy. They would just not move it and they would give six months extensions. They kept doing that. We're going to hold off for six more months. Even Barack Obama said he was going to do that. But Trump actually did do it because Sheldon Adelson gave him that money. And so Trump is just revealing that he doesn't have a real ideology.
He doesn't have a... He's not a real peace candidate. He doesn't have a real ideology. Remember he knocked off...
Soleimani. Soleimani. Soleimani, the general of Iran, who was actually helping us fight ISIS and fight al-Qaeda. But we need them to fight against Assad. But we were in bed with ISIS and al-Qaeda, the people who attacked us on 9-11. We were funding them. The CIA was funding them in Syria. Why? Because they wanted to put a pipeline through Syria. John McCain took his picture with them. That's right. What?
with isis and now we're in bed with literal nazis in ukraine why because we want to stop the pipeline from russia to germany that's why and we want to bleed russia and germany at the same time we don't want to have to fight against this economic power we want economic hegemony and imperialism and that's what the west wants and that's what they're getting
and so if you thought that donald trump was going to be the savior he was going to be the sane one just like he said he was in 2016 and he told jeb bush that your brother got us into a stupid war well here he is he can't wait to start another stupid war well do you like how he uh he goes this is gonna be we're gonna be a revenge avengement he kept saying that so that's why he's not acceptable it's because
The other ones are like, no, we kind of feel bad for the people that are going to get killed, but they got to do what they got to do. He's like, no. He's like, no vengeance. We're going to go for vengeance. The thing that they preach against in the Bible, we're actually going to do. That's what we're all about. We're about the worst instincts in human beings. Not that Joe Biden also isn't, and the Democrats are, but...
I thought that he was going to go against the deep state. I thought that Donald Trump's whole thing was, I'm not a warmonger. I'm pushing back against the deep state. Even though he did ramp up the drone war even higher than Barack Obama, but he didn't start any new wars. Now it looks like he's itching. He can't wait to go start a new war. And again, there are these people who run the country, the billionaire class that also own Donald Trump,
Care nothing about the United States. They don't care any. There are no countries just like that in that movie network. There are no countries. There are only companies and the international flow of dollars. And that's what this is all about.
And you tell me why it took six hours for the IDF to respond to a bunch of guys in flip-flops and hang gliders. You tell me. You tell me why they ignored the strong warnings from Egypt and the United States. Why do you think they did that? Why do you think they funded Hamas since 2006? What do you think, as Breaking Point is baffled by, what is the endgame of Israel? The endgame of Israel is to wipe out the Palestinians and take their land. Mm-hmm.
Isn't there something like they found a trillion dollars worth of natural resources, oil and gas off the coast of, right? Off the Gaza Strip. Off the Gaza Strip. There it is. They did? Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Gotta get that invasion going. Gotta get that invasion going. We're taking the oil. We're taking the oil. We took the oil. So there it is. So I think there's more to this. Hang on. The best friend that Israel has ever had. Everybody says, are you, sir, the best friend?
So I thought Donald Trump would be the guy who would be making fun of this. That Donald Trump would be saying, hey, we're not the United States of Israel. I thought that's what he would say. It's me. Instead, he's actually saying the exact opposite. We are the United States of Israel. We care more about Israel than we care about people in our own goddamn country. He was president for four years. Did he fix homelessness? No. Did he raise wages? Did he bring jobs back? Did he do any of that stuff?
No. The answer is no. Did he give you health care like he said he would? Remember he said everybody's going to have health care. Everybody's going to have health care. He said that on 60 Minutes. And they said, how are you going to do it? He goes, I'm going to get it done. I know how to talk to the hospitals. I know how to make deals. I know how to... He didn't do anything. At least he didn't start a new war. And it turns out that... Turns out, son of a bitch, he ended up being the least warmonger we've had as a president in my lifetime. But here he is...
He's trying to be the biggest warmonger in the world. We're on the precipice of World War III. This is serious shit. And you hear him? And he doesn't care. So everybody who's a Trumper, and the reason why they're a Trumper, because they're anti-interventionists, and you thought Donald Trump was an anti-interventionist, he's more about Israel than he is the United States. Because this doesn't serve the United States at all. Not at all.
And right now he could actually get to the left of Joe Biden and get all those votes of the people who are pissed off at Joe Biden, the Democrats, for what they're allowing to happen and actually supporting and funding right now in Palestine. He could get those votes. He doesn't give a shit. So now what we have, we have a we have a choice between a guy who's a genocider and a guy who's a genocider.
one guy who's a demented genocider and one guy who's a uh comedic genocider so these are this is what we're left with and do you see why cornell west campaign is such a huge failure because he's the only one who's right on this issue and he's right on ukraine bobby kennedy gets ukraine right and he totally shits the bed on this that the other world war three or world war four
And he got it right, and he didn't, doesn't care. Cornel West does not care. He's not interested in running for president. He's not interested in getting people's votes. He's not interested in getting my vote. He's not interested in getting the people who watch the show vote. He doesn't care about any of it. He's just an academic who seems like he's dicking around.
And that's why it's such a heartbreak for me. And that's why I was so invested in trying to beat him over the head to wake up and start running a real campaign. But he is not interested in that whatsoever.
He's still out there pretending that Peter Dow isn't a fucking infiltrator. He's out there calling him precious and brother and worried about his PTSD. Peter Dow's so worried about his PTSD, he's online 24-7 smearing people again, warring with them, and attacking all his critics in underhanded bullshit ways and playing the race card. Is that what his doctor recommended he do, Peter Dow, to treat your PTSD? You should stay on Twitter all day and call people names.
And Cornel West is running cover for Peter Dow, who just tanked his campaign. And it seems like Cornel West wanted him to take his campaign. Obviously, it's all bullshit. And so we got nobody. We got nobody. So all we got is ourselves. And there's no way there are millions of people in the street to stop the Iraq war. And what did it do? Nothing.
And you know why? Because nobody ever held those people accountable. You know why nobody ever held those people accountable? Because we got pretty boy, smart, smooth-talking Barack Obama to give a pass to all those people. He never prosecuted any of those war criminals. You know why? Because Barack Obama's a war criminal. That's why. He was a bigger war criminal than George Bush. He did war crimes in Libya, did war crimes in Afghanistan for 20 years, did war crimes in Syria. He had a kill list.
where he would extrajudicially kill Americans without a trial. Kids, he would kill American children without a trial. That's who Barack Obama is. That's why. It's a uniparty baby. And Donald Trump is not the guy. Turns out he's not the guy. So if you want to avoid World War III or IV, he's not the guy. So where do we go from here? I don't know where we go from here.
But we need a real leader or we need some kind of grassroots movement that could shut this down. The only template I could think of was the truckers in Canada and how the truckers in Canada really caused a headache for capitalism up in Canada. And that's the only thing that does it if you cause a headache for capitalism. Let me throw it over to Kurt and Craig. You know what? Let me finish this video and then I'll throw it to Kurt and Craig.
That Israel's ever had. And with four more years, I will defend America and I will defend Western civilization from the barbarians and savages and fascists that you see right now trying to do.
So he doesn't even make the distinction between Hamas and Palestinians. He's just calling them barbarians because the last...
racism you can do openly and the Democrats and Republicans all do it is Arab racism. You can still do that. Do it on Bill Marshall every Friday. You better do that. Him and Sam Harris do it on Bill. They do it everywhere. So that's the last people you can still be racist against is the Arabs. Isn't that fantastic? Russians do. What's that? I don't be racist against Russians. Well, Russians more xenophobia, right?
I like to think of them as a separate race. You like to think of Russians, but that's, so that would be considered xenophobic. So that's, and so that's what the, he doesn't even make the distinction. At least you should give lip service to we have to go after Hamas and not the good people of Palestine. He doesn't even do that. At the Sheldon Adelson thing, he's got to say exactly what he's saying. That's BB talk. That's exactly right. He's got to give BB talk. Yeah.
And so some people will say, well, Jimmy, he's just saying that to his donors. He doesn't really mean that. That's just campaign rhetoric. But when he ran for president in 2016, he didn't say this shit. When he ran for president in 2016, when he was campaigning, he smacked down Jeb Bush and his brother and the entire Republican and Democrat establishment. And the country cheered for him when he did that. It was exciting. It wasn't about Israel, though.
It was about the Iraq war. It was about the Middle East. That's right. So what he's saying there is that we are the United States of Israel. The fuck do we care about what happens? How about it's none of our business? How'd you ever think about that? But they're the only democracy in the Middle East. Ha ha ha.
And you know why they're the only democracy in the Middle East? Because we knocked off all the other democracies so we could steal their oil. That's the second part of that sentence they never finish. Iran was a democracy better than what they have now. Iran was a great democracy. The only thing it does is not give us their shit. So we overthrew Iran, which was a great democracy, a forward-thinking Western democracy.
And what did we do? We installed a puppet who was oppressive to his people called the Shah. And then the people had enough of that 20 years later. And what does that always do? It pushes them to right wingers, just like when the Democrats don't take care of the people at home. It forces people to go to radicals and right wingers like Donald Trump.
No one gives a shit. So if you gave people healthcare, and if you gave people living wage, and if you gave people education, and if you gave people infrastructure, they wouldn't be easily radicalized. But when you don't do those things, people get desperate.
And that's why people voted for Donald Trump, because they saw the establishment Democrat and Republican don't give a shit about them. And now Donald Trump is reinforcing that. He doesn't give a shit about the United States. He only cares about power and pleasing APEC and his Jewish donors. That's all he cares about. The United States of Israel. That's what this is right here.
All right. So let's let me I'm sorry. Let me finish this history to combat the vile scourge of anti-Semitism. You know that vile scourge. I signed a landmark executive order fighting anti-Semitic hate on college campuses and affirming that discrimination against Jewish students will be aggressively punished as a violation of civil rights. And that we didn't have that, if you can believe it.
Now that sounds like, imagine if you put any other name in there. Imagine if you put in Hispanics or Mexicans or Arabs or Syrians or anything. You would go, what's with this woke thing? But as long as it's about anti-Semitism. You know what? Is that the thing where they weren't letting them in? They're like, there's too many getting into college. No. They're doing the Asians. No. No. That's not what that is. It's not affirmative action. It's more about the anti-BDS stuff. What we have to do.
Is we have to get out and vote. This is the most important election in the history of our country, because if we don't win this election, I really believe you're not going to have Israel anymore and you're not going to have the United States of America anymore. Israel and the United States have nothing to do with each other, except that the donor class wants it to have something to do with each other. And if Israel didn't have the backing of the United States, they wouldn't be doing this shit.
They would have been forced to find an actual peace settlement that was actually equitable instead of occupying their land and then bombing the people they're occupying. So I'll say it one more time.
When you're occupying someone's land, which is what they're doing, when you're the occupiers and you have all the power, all the weapons, all the control, which is Israel does, you now have a greater moral responsibility than the people being occupied. You actually have a responsibility to take care of those people. Just like if you're running a prison, it's your responsibility because that's what
The Gaza is what it's your responsibility when you're running a prison to make sure the people in your prison have health care, to make sure the people in your prison get fed, to make sure your people in your prison are safe and then make sure the people in your prison have water. They're doing the exact opposite. They're that's like bombing a prison because there's a gang inside that prison. That's violent. That we bet you paid for. We paid for a gang in it that you paid for, gave them weapons.
So they could get their weapons and then you start bombing the whole prison. That's exactly what they're doing. And that's horrible. And this is and the reason why this is horrible, it's got nothing to do if you like Israel, if you don't like Israel, if you like Palestine, you don't like what this is, what why this is horrible is because this is going to lead to World War Three and a war with Iran. And if Hezbollah gets about, they're already bombing Syria.
And why are they bombing Syria? Because they said they attacked our soldiers. Our soldiers that are illegally occupying Syria. Could you imagine if Syrians were occupying Kansas and West Virginia? We would be bombing... What? Wouldn't we go bomb those people? Jimmy, we bomb them there so we don't bomb them here. That's right. Could you imagine if Afghanistan and Iranians were occupying California? Occupying it. And then all of a sudden...
So that's what we're doing in Syria. We're occupying someone else's country. A third of Syria. Which third do you think that is? It's a third with the oil. And they asked Trump when he was still president, why are you leaving all those troops in Syria? And he said, for the oil. That's what he said.
So, okay, let me throw it over to Kurt and Craig. Go ahead. The dirty point is going to be draft time. That's what I'm waiting for because when World War III starts, you have to draft all these kids and good luck. I can't wait. That's where everybody's going to suddenly snap to. Most people don't know anything about this, which most people. Most of my friends are like, what? No, I didn't pay attention. Most people I know have not paid attention almost to this. To any of it. None. Remember, the majority of people don't vote.
That's right. They tuned out a long time ago. Where a draft comes, that's what you're going to see. And that's what I thought. That's why I was excited about RFK Jr.'s campaign because I thought he was going to get the people who have been turned off to politics turned back on because he was actually going to fight for them and fight against big pharma and fight against censorship and fight against the two-party duopoly. He's not doing any of that. RFK Jr.'s all on board for World War III. Yeah.
In fact, he's even going farther. He's saber-rattling with China. He's saber-rattling with Iran. He's saber-rattling with Venezuela, and he puts them all together.
So there's no hope out there, and the only hope is us. You want to say something? He sounds like he's got his own axis of evil over here. That's right. And whatnot. And, you know, I just want to point out that, you know, you're right, Jimmy, when you talk about the area in Syria which we are occupying, we're also occupying the area rich in resources and food and whatnot. We're taking all their energy. That's right.
all their food, we're taking it out of there. And as they get hit, they're getting hit by Shia militias, they're trying to tie this connection to Iran, just because they're Shia. You know, and now they're, I mean, people are so ignorant to what's going on, they can say, you know, Hamas and Hezbollah are proxies of Iran. Hamas was never a proxy of Iran back in the day, they're Sunnis.
In fact, when they went into Syria, they were told, hey, let's settle down. The enemy of our enemy is our friend, the United States and Israel. That's our biggest problem to deal with. And just to put a bow on this whole thing when it came to Donald Trump, I think that he was one of the most pro-Israeli presidents out there. We also have the Abraham Accords in which he disregarded the Palestinians completely in addition to moving that embassy to Jerusalem.
But when we heard him say that Hezbollah is very smart, they're very smart, we thought maybe there was a crack in the dam. That's what we thought. Maybe Netanyahu pissed them off too much because, if you remember, Netanyahu was one of the first to congratulate Biden in the 2020 election. That's right. While all that shit was going on. And we said maybe Donald Trump, they pissed them off too much and his narcissistic self will push back against Israel.
Confirmation he's not. He's still the most pro-Israel presidential candidate out there, even more than I think that RFK at this point. So he was out there ridiculing Benjamin Netanyahu for the attack from Hamas. He said he let it happen or intimated that he did and that it was his fault and that he's a horrible leader. And I thought, oh my God, Donald Trump's going to maybe do the same thing he did in Ukraine and say, I'm going to end the fighting on day one and we're going to get to a peace deal. That's what I thought he was going to do.
That's not what he's doing. There's no way. That's what I was hoping he was going to do. He's on trial. Okay. RFK, he don't want to get killed, so he's going to do what he's supposed to. He's on trial for 30 things so they can drain all his money to not be able to run. All these guys need a huge amount of money to run. Yeah, so they need at least a billion dollars. Yeah, so how are you going to get that? So RFK needs a billion dollars to run, and so that's what he's doing, just like Donald Trump. Yeah, everybody's got to do that. There's no way to be president
We're just the living president of the country unless you do what they're doing. That should be the most disturbing takeaway from the whole thing. It's that you have to be beholden to a foreign country and their lobby if you want to become president of the United States. There's nobody going against it. The only guy who's going against the... Morgan Taylor Greene's against funding. The only person who's going against the funding Israel or the APEC lobby is a guy who's only pretending to run for president, Cornel West.
Of all the people pretending to run for president, Cornel West is my favorite. Well, Dr. Shiva pretending to run for president said zero money to Israel today as well, zero funding. So I got to talk about him saying that too. But can I just mention too, Jimmy, that if you in fact are for Israel, you can't be for freedom of speech because then you have to go against the BDS laws and whatnot and you got to actually push back against freedom of speech. Are there standing BDS laws? Let me tell people what BDS is.
BDS is some people like to get spanked. Some people like to get and Israel's against that. And BDS is the what do they call it? Boycott, divestment and sanctions. So it's what we did to South Africa when South Africa was running an apartheid state with white and black people.
everybody in the United States agreed that we would boycott them economically. Artists wouldn't go there and perform. No Dave Matthews. Right? They didn't get, who knows? Right? And so Boomtown Rats. Yeah. And so that was, so they did that. They did an economic boycott of them. So people now want to fight back against the apartheid state, which Israel is an apartheid state. Right.
There's no denying that it's an apartheid state. There isn't a human rights organization in a world that denies that it's an apartheid state. And so what people did to fight back against that nonviolently is that they would then do economic sanctions against Israel until they got rid of their apartheid state. Well, now they're getting states to pass laws against you doing that economic boycott of Israel, which is called BDS. So I have to buy a SodaStream.
So soda streams which are made in the occupied territories. I'm not buying soda stream. The next thing I knew there were laws. If you try to divest or boycott a product from Israel, that's considered anti-Semitism. That's right. So that's why you can never be for freedom of speech if you are for Israel like the new speaker just talked about. How do you even make that work? I mean, I thought they were passing – did they pass the laws and they were on the books? How would you possibly enforce that? So like they wouldn't let – I remember –
Abby Martin, right? She was booked to speak at a college and they made her stay in order for her to speak. She had to sign a paper that said she would be against BDS and she wouldn't do it. And so I think she filed a lawsuit. I don't know what the hell happened with that. She did file a lawsuit.
And so that's how they get people. And I'm sure they like, you know, I'm sure they're going to do things like you can't have a contract with the government if you're for BDS, stuff like that. That's how you suppress freedom of speech in the United States at the behest of a foreign country that is an apartheid state. Well, a lot of these right-wingers are complaining a lot about China getting their censorship demands met in America for the last few years. Oh, yeah. A lot of complaints about, well, China can censor us. Well, don't worry, it ain't just China. Yeah.
Can I also say too, in closing, you can't be for freedom of speech if you're supporting Israel. You also can't be for world peace because it could just spit out of control. Just what we see with RFK, which then you're going into China. If Iran gets attacked by the United States and its proxies and Israel, then that could be World War III. So you can't be for world peace if you're for Israel. You can't be for freedom of speech if you're for Israel. And that's just the bottom line and the crux of things.
Okay, so there's Donald Trump. If he's your hero, he's pushing for World War III and IV right now. Okay, congratulations. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to JimmyDoreComedy.com, clicking on Join Premium.
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More than 400 Palestinians killed and wounded so far. This is not self-defense. This is what's called ethnic cleansing.
So, doesn't Putin seem like a nicer guy every day? A little bit. Doesn't it? A little bit. It's weird. I thought he was the most crazed psycho killer on earth, but he seems pretty chill. Seems like he's part of the rules-based order now. Yeah. I mean, compared to our greatest ally. Our best friend. Our best friend. Our beautiful Israel. Oh, beautiful Israel.
So why? So I'm not going to apologize. I'm not going to apologize. So here. Jesus. It's like a comedy sketch, Donald Trump. I mean, in a bad way. The whole thing. This whole thing. So watch this. So see. So Wolf Blitzer.
So the reason why I'm showing you this, Wolf Blitzer, the war machine, has now lost Wolf Blitzer, who, correct me if I'm wrong, is Jewish. And also the biggest supporter of war, killing, the military industrial complex. I thought he was the hood ornament of the war machine. Of the war machine. That's who he is. His stupid little hairy beard face was on the, like a Mercedes emblem on the war machine. So listen to this. Yes, I can.
We were focused again on our target. So he's going to ask them, he's going to ask this guy from the Israeli spokesperson, why did you bomb a neighborhood, a refugee camp that you knew 400 people were in or more than that, but they killed 400 and wounded? Why did you do that?
And so listen to this. This is where they lose. This is getting so barbaric that they're losing Wolf Blitzer. Watch this. Senior Commander Wolf, I will be updating you with more data as the hour moves ahead.
But even if that Hamas commander was there amidst all those Palestinian refugees who were in that Jabalia refugee camp, Israel still went ahead and dropped a bomb there attempting to kill this Hamas commander, knowing that a lot of innocent civilians, men, women, and children, presumably would be killed. Is that what I'm hearing?
Yes, that's what you're hearing, Wolf. This is the first time you're hearing this. How many days will it take for Wolf from being slightly troubled to completely forgetting about this? We should have a countdown for Wolf to forget this whole thing that's bothering him. So Wolf is like, he seems incredibly like, wait a minute, because you say there was one Hamas guy there, you just went ahead and dropped bombs and slaughtered all these people? I've just been trashing Putin for like two years, man. Give me something to work with. Yeah.
A refugee camp. That's not what you're hearing, Wolf. We, again, we're focused on this commander, again, you'll get more data who this man was. He killed many, many Israelis. We're doing everything we can. It's a very complicated battle space. There could be infrastructure there. There could be tunnels there. We're still looking into it and we'll give you more data as the hour moves ahead. There could also be a bunch of civilians there in a refugee camp.
Alakai says we're doing everything we can to prevent civilian deaths. And by doing everything we can, that means doing absolutely nothing. Aren't you so mad that it's worth it to you to kill 400 people to get one guy? Aren't you that mad? This is basically your country.
Israel's not your country as well. What, do you hate Jews? That's what they're saying. Do you hate Jews so much that you can't get on board with killing 400 people to kill one friggin' terrorist? You can't get on board with that? Wow. I hope they pass a law so people can feel safe around you, Jimmy. But you know that there are a lot of refugees, a lot of innocent civilians, men, women, and children in that refugee camp as well, right?
This is the tragedy of war, Wolf. It's the tragedy of war. I feel as unsafe as a Palestinian refugee right now. That's what those Jewish students are saying. We feel like we're Gazans out here.
Wow, look at Wolf's dumb face. Hey, Wolf, you sat by and let it happen for 20 years. Don't look shocked now. You punk. At least he's saying something now. He's like, so you just went ahead and did it anyway? And this guy, ah, you know, war, it's messy. Yeah. Messy. Did you know that, Wolf, you pussy? Look at Wolf like a punk pretending he didn't know the deal for the last, how long has he been there? He's been there for 35 years. He's been there for both Iraq wars. He's on board. You know, we've been saying for days, move south.
The villains are not involved with Hamas. Please move south. So what he's saying is we've been telling those people in that refugee camp to move. You know how you can just do that? You know how you can just move? Like a week? Yeah. Just get up. They're in a refugee camp already moved once or twice or three times.
They want to hear an argument, a real argument. Why is in Egypt taking them? Yeah, I don't know, because they have their own land that they also lived in. There were always Jews in Israel. That's true. And also those people were there. But the Palestinians, why should they have to leave where they're from? And Egypt has to take them. Aren't they called Palestinians because they're from Palestine? Yeah, but, you know, the Bible.
Okay, yeah, the Bible, okay. Wolf, your Bible, I'm just trying to get a little bit more information. You knew there were civilians there, you knew there were refugees, all sorts of refugees, but you decided to still drop a bomb on that refugee camp attempting to kill the Samas commander. By the way, was he killed? Not that.
I can't confirm. I know. I know. I know. There could be tunnels. I don't feel safe. There could be tunnels. I don't feel safe. There could be ammunition. But Jewish students on college campuses don't feel safe.
Kurt, where's your humanity? Jewish students on college campuses don't feel safe, and that's the real problem. Did you at least get the guy? Use the cherry on top. No. Focus, focus, Blitz. Focus. Hamas. Hey, what is it? Too bad, Blitz. Focus. Updated, yes, we know that he was killed.
About the civilians there, we're doing everything we can to minimize. I'll say it again. And by everything we can to minimize, all we can do is absolutely nothing. How did you try to minimize that? Well, we dropped a bomb on them. Hey, well, Sony guts. Sony guts. He's like a guy on 42nd Street. And by the way, American bomb. It's American bomb. So you all know your tax dollar.
Wow. What is Sony Guts? What is that? It reminds me when I worked at Nobody Beats the Wiz. You know, on 42nd Street, that was all the Sephardic VCR salesman. And Nobody Beats the Wiz was the Jamal brothers who started that chain. Oh, okay. It's in business now. And it was always that. It's in that movie, Don't Mess With the Zohar. Zohar, yeah. Hey, Sony Guts. Come on, Robert Smigel's saying it. Oh, okay. The guy's talking like he's trying to sell him a knockoff VCR. Hey, hey, hey.
civilian population. And again, we are doing this stage by stage, and we're going to go after every one of these terrorists who was involved in that heinous attack on the 7th of October. Wolf. Look at Wolf. Lieutenant Colonel, I'm having trouble hearing you, but let me move on. I assume you can still hear me.
Oh my God. You heard him. His face was him taking that in. Because did you even, even Wolf Blitzer, the biggest human blank nothing piece of shit on TV, who's like a war husk, couldn't take that. I'm telling you, man, a lot of stuff's collapsing right now. I'm actually way into it. Did you even get him? Dan Cohen, friend of the show, says even Wolf Blitzer, a former APAC employee, said,
And Jerusalem Post reporter can't figure out how to defend the slaughter of 400 Palestinians in a single attack. The Hasbara machine is failing. Look at Wolf. He was brokenhearted. I can't hear what you're saying. I can't hear that. Sitting there like Rudolph Hess trying to figure out how to make a deal. But I'm pretty sure you can hear me, so I'll just keep talking.
How absurd does it have to be that Wolf Blitzer is even not even coming up? I mean, this is Wolf Blitzer is now like, I have no words, man. That was pretty absurd. I have to say. Remember when Putin was supposed to be a vicious, evil Hitler because he killed seven people who were being used as human shield? He said, remember that?
Wow. Remember when we reported how Ukraine was hiding weapons in civil areas, but it was cool for some reason? No, me neither. I remember saying to you when we talked about Ukraine hiding their stuff in civilian buildings, which it wasn't like, hey, they're bad for that. I think they were saying they do that. And I go, wow, that's very Hamas of them. Yes, I remember. Wow. So it's not anti-Semitic.
To give hundreds of billions of dollars to literal Nazis. It's not anti-Semitic for Jon Stewart, a Jew, to hang a medal on a literal Nazi. But if he's against this, he is anti-Semitic. But if he's against this, then he would be anti-Semitic. You should put a medal on a real Nazi. You could put a medal on an anti-Semitic. That's not anti-Semitic. Go against this shit right here. You are a self-hating, anti-self-Semite. What do you call it?
And I just can't get over how Jon Stewart will never go anywhere in the world where he will be asked about hanging a medal on a Nazi. Very few people know about it. He will never. Well, Joe Rogan talked about it on his show. So that's at least 13 million people because you brought it up on his show. That's at least 13 million people.
No about it. At least. Plus all the people on my show, we get 17 million. Oh, now with Rumble, we get probably around 20 million views a month. Well, you're very anti-Semitic, all of you, for being against the Nazi thing. What a crazy time to be alive. What a crazy time to be alive. They've lost. So I just love that Wolf Blitzer, a former APEC employee and Jerusalem Post reporter, can't figure out how to defend the slaughter of former Palestinians in a single attack.
Wow. So I don't I don't. And by the way, Joe Biden's poll numbers are down 17 points. Well, did you know? So but it doesn't matter, Kurt. And you know why it doesn't matter. You know why Joe Biden's not going to change course? Because the people who control Joe Biden are.
don't care if joe biden wins or loses the other person's going to do the exact same thing that they want him to do it's a uniparty baby it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if it's republican or joe biden or kamala harris or gavin newsom or desantis or vivek they're all going to do the exact same thing the war machine wants them to do or else it's for them and
It's just a matter of... You stand up to the war machine, you're going to get JFK'd. They just want someone who's going to do 100% of what they want and somebody that deviates like 0.1%
They would like to avoid that. Like for Trumps that are like, I'm 0.02% not doing exactly what we want. We're going to lose our democracy. He's a racist. He's a racist. That's right. Okay. All right. Let's go to a, you want to say anything on this, Craig? No, I mean, it just, it, I just want to say that if you keep screaming about what Hamas did on October 7th, it means nothing.
If you keep on saying the word anti-Semite, it means nothing at this point. You just bombed a refugee camp. You think it's like vaccine or woman? Those words? My list of things that mean nothing? Vaccine, woman. Anti-Semite. Anti-Semite. There was another one we had. It's just like a whole list of words that are just gaped beyond belief. Yeah.
It means nothing. If you're going to stand behind us, you're just standing behind an unprincipled position at this point. Safety. 1.5 million Palestinians are displaced. Over 10,000 dead. 3,000 of them are children. I don't want to hear it anymore. You outscored them, I would say, in terms of the killing of innocents. I outscored them. That's not a battlefield. That's not what they call a theater of war. A refugee camp is not a theater of war.
That's a war crime. That's against international law. And you can't do that. So if you say, well, Hamas did something similar. So I guess so then you're so here's Vladimir Putin has never done anything this far. Nothing in all of his vile deeds point to one crime. The level of this that even Wolf Blitzer can't get behind. Even Wolf Blitzer can't get behind this now.
And every day seems worse than the last. And it's getting worse. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? Jimmy! This is former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. Oh, hey, Governor. How you doing? I'm doing just fine. Thanks for asking. Did you see me on real time with Bill Maher this past Friday? No, not in the habit of watching that program, sir.
Oh, Jimmy, you really should. You're missing out. Bill is a truly brilliant comedian and satirist. Oh, yes. Much in the vein of what you are apparently trying to do. You could learn a thing or two from Bill.
Yeah, thanks. I'll keep it in mind. Anyway, I must say I think my appearance went spectacularly well. A lot of applause breaks. And Bill didn't go easy on me either. Oh, no?
No, but I came out swinging. I called out Joe Biden for not defending me because his little thing went away. Why couldn't he do that for me? Yeah. I wanted some of that magic pixie dust or whatever. And I got right to the root cause of what brought me down. Exactly. Your own behavior. No. Cancel culture on steroids. Yeah.
Oh, and that's how I said it, Jimmy, on the Bill Marshall. Oh, my God. And Bill ate it up. He's a real cancel culture hater himself. Yeah, probably because if any of the shit he ever did came to light, he knows it's curtains for him. Yeah, he got away with saying the N word on TV. I know. He skated on that.
And a bull can tell a fellow bull, trust me. Anyway, I basically reiterated the arguments made in the book. Oh, you have a book you're promoting? I didn't even know that. Oh, no, I didn't write a book. Melissa DeRosa wrote a book. Who's that?
Melissa is my former top aide in my administration. And she took it upon herself to write a memoir about her life inside my administration and how he was taken down by Letitia James, the New York Times, and other fucking pieces of shit. Okay, I see now.
You do see, don't you? Look, if I had written my own memoir bewailing my treatment and how I was unfairly railroaded, people would say, oh, that's just sour grapes. But if an attractive former aide of mine wrote her own book and said all this, that's a different story. And I do mean attractive.
Jesus Christ. Believe me, if I actually were in the habit of sexually harassing women, I would have harassed this one into oblivion. You got to see this broad, Jimmy. All right, Governor.
And there I was on the Bill Maher show sitting next to her, and she was plugging her book. I was supporting an intelligent, independent woman with a nice backside that I never once touched as she presented her truth, as I've always done. Yeah, that's very good optics for you.
That's exactly what my team thought. And I went so far as to say that Biden shouldn't run for president again, that if things were different, I would be running. But someone should primary him. And the audience clapped, Jimmy.
not for the part about me running, but at the very end, which implies they were applauding the whole statement, which included a hypothetical presidential run by me. At least that's how I choose to interpret it. Yeah, you really seem delusional.
Why? Why? This is simply the latest effort to rehabilitate my image, and I've kept you abreast of that every step of the way. And like all the other ones, it was an unmitigated success. You know, even the idea of you running for president after you had to step down as governor is absurd.
Well, currently, yes, as I said. But I said me and president in the same sentence. Just planting seeds here. And what causes have I trumpeted over the past year? The main one begins with an I. Can you say Israel? Yes, you've been very adamant in your support of Israel.
And now look what has happened. Look at this mess. How validating for me. For you? Yes, me. Do-re-fucking-me.
Now, the fact that I'm coming out swinging now, now that has context to it, what foresight I have, I must say, the New York Post recently published an article about how I'm calling for the defunding of public colleges that allow anti-Semitism. The New York Post. Yeah, well, how are you defining allowing anti-Semitism?
Whatever my potential donors wanted to me. Criticizing Israel, supporting BDS? You got it, baby. Cut that check and I'll cut that funding. Between this bald-faced pandering and beginning to publicly say that my accusers are lying or exaggerating, I don't see how I can fail. You're persistent. I'll give you that.
Thank you, Jimmy. I certainly am. It's the way of the bull. Jesus. You know what I mean. Yeah. You don't give up either, do you? No, I do not. Because you're a bull, too. Like me. All right. Don't start with the bull stuff, please. You and I are nothing alike. Was that nipple rings? Wow.
You can't escape your true nature, Jimmy. Give in to the bull. Oh, my God. I'm going to become a guy who's not talking to you on the phone anymore. You really disgust me. Goodbye, Governor. Okay, bye. Give my love to staff. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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