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“THIS Is Why Fox News Fired Me!” – Interview With Tucker Carlson

2023/12/15
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Tucker Carlson discusses his firing from Fox News and the reasons behind it, including his views on vaccines and the U.S. involvement in Syria.

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Jimmy, I'm dealing with a lot of shit over here. Oh yeah, is that so? You better believe it, bucko. Check this shit out, man. I'm looking down the barrel of a re-election campaign that does not look good. And it really does not look good. It does not, Jimmy.

Absolutely not. Plus, the Republicans have started to talk about your little tin horn impeachment inquiry bullshit. And now they're going after my boy again. Again. When is this shit going to end? Yeah, the Justice Department just charged Hunter Biden with nine new crimes.

Look how they massacred my boy. It's just political persecution plain and simple. We, I mean, they were on the verge of a plea deal and then that collapsed and then they come at us, I mean them, with this frivolous prosecution.

I don't know, Mr. President. This looks pretty serious. It's just all about federal taxes that Hunter owed, but he has since paid back. Well, he refused to pay millions in taxes from shady overseas deals for years. Jimmy, my boy smokes crack. He smokes crack rock, okay? He wasn't himself. He wasn't himself when he didn't pay millions in taxes? That's exactly what I said. Haven't you ever fell a little off and committed massive tax fraud?

No. Oh, well, look at Johnny Perfect Citizen over here. We're so proud. Of course, these charges are personal and political. The filing includes a damning list of things that my boy did spend money on during those years instead of filing his taxes.

What does that have to do with anything? It's misleading. Prejudicial. Yeah, it talks about how he spent money on drugs and girlfriends, luxury items, prostitutes, pornography, sex club memberships, exotic sports cars. Oh, I'm sorry that my son is fucking awesome. My bad. But like...

But like I said, he wasn't himself during this period. He was smoking crack rock. I almost explained spending money on pornography in this day and age. Yeah, I know. That is clearly the action of a crackhead. I agree.

If my son had paid for porn in the era of Pornhub and YouPorn while completely sober, I'd put him in fucking jail myself. But he wasn't sober. He was on crack. He needed help, not prison. Yeah. And luckily he got that help. And prostitutes. So what is your next legal move then? Oh, I'm not involved. Right.

Really? Hunter Biden can expect no help from his president father? I see. No conflict of interest there.

None whatsoever. Anyway, I have other things to focus on at the moment. Oh yeah, like what? Anti-Semitism on college campuses. Let me clarify, actually, because I don't want to whitewash the situation. Anti-Semitism on Ivy League college campuses. Yes, you heard that right. My goodness. I know.

I know, it's beyond tragic. These poor students can barely walk to class without getting the notion that other students view the events in Gaza as a criminal act. Can you imagine the terror they must feel? Unimaginable, sir.

I know. But luckily, Congress is taking the lead. Just the other day, they grilled the presidents of Harvard and the University of Pennsylvania about this very issue, about these horrors that are occurring on the campuses. Literal calls for genocide against Jews. Literal? Well, what the hell do you think globalize the intifada means? Make the uprising of Palestinians a global phenomenon?

Exactly, Jimmy. Killing all the Jewish people in the world. And these brave congressmen and women grilled his presence with completely unanswerable questions designed to make them look bad. And now at least there are calls for her resignation, the president's resignation. Wow. And I say good. Oh, wow.

Once the world sees that these educators were railroaded and forced to leave their positions because they failed to prioritize Jewish feelings over the freedom of expression of all students, that should help stop anti-Semitism. Right. Yeah, I mean, I can't really see any other outcome. Problem solved. Problem solved, really.

I gotta go, Jimmy. Okay. I have a colleague stopping by to discuss some legal problems he's having. Yeah. A summer present does sometimes. And then later we gotta do more of that menorah lighting for Jewish Christmas. Oh. We are really leaning into those photo ops this year, man. Big smiles. Anyway, happy Hanukkah, Jimmy.

Okay, happy Hanukkah to you, President.

Let's get to it. Tucker Carlson is a political commentator, author who hosted the nightly political talk show Tucker Carlson Tonight on Fox News from 2016 to 2023. He has also previously hosted programs on CNN and MSNBC. In 2010, Carlson co-founded and served as editor-in-chief of the news and opinion website The Daily Caller, departing in 2020. He's written three books. I've read three books.

He's written three books, Politicians, Partisans and Parasites, Ships of Fools and The Long Slide. And just this week, Tucker Carlson launched a new media company, Tucker Carlson Network, a subscription streaming service. And here's the announcement. They told you the guys torching Wendy's in 2020 were mostly peaceful.

They said that masks weren't. They told you the vax was safe. They tried to convince you that Russia blew up its own pipeline. The corporate media lied too much and it killed them. We're driving to see you join us on. Believe me when I tell you. Wait, wait, wait. I should be boycotting Bud Light. Fantastic job. Thank you. That was amazing. So let's welcome Tucker Carlson and the new Tucker Carlson Network. Hey, Tucker. Thanks for coming on, pal.

Thanks, Jimmy. Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. So tell people about this new network. What should they know about it? I mean, I just spent, you know, 14 years. Well, I spent like over 25 years working for big media companies. And I was just reminded yet again that when you work for other people, you're, you know, things might be going fine and you're happy, but ultimately you're not in control and you can't actually say everything that you want to say.

because there are always limits when someone else is in charge. And so if you wanna keep saying what you wanna say, which is my primary goal in life, and I mean that, anyone who knows me can tell you that's true more than money or anything else. I wanna say what I wanna say.

You kind of have to be immune from pressure from companies or from advertisers, and you kind of have to go subscription. At least that's the conclusion that I have reached, especially going into the next 12 months, which I think are going to be pretty intense, so very intense. So I just wanted a fortress behind which I could say, whatever I want, there's nothing you can do about it. And that's what we're trying to build.

Well, it's exciting. I'm here on YouTube where I don't have any controls on what I say, except Bill Gates gets to dictate what I say about COVID and what I say about health. And people don't understand how he has control. A billionaire like Bill, he doesn't own Google or YouTube. A simple farmer. He's a simple farmer. How does he have control over what I get to say?

Well, because he's the biggest donor to the WHO and Google and YouTube have a policy that I can't contradict anything the WHO says. And so as the biggest donor to the WHO, because he's he's he's contributes through his Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and through Gavi, another vaccine provider.

organization he started, and they donate just as much to the WHO, if not more than even China. So they're like the number one donor. And the former head of the WHO has admitted that when they have to go around begging for donations so they can run their organization, and then when someone gives them a big donation, they have to do what they say. That's not me saying that. That's the former head of the WHO. So I'm controlled by what I can say here about

COVID vaccines, health policy in general, the next pandemic, the last pandemic I'm controlled by Bill Gates himself. And Bill Gates, as we know, funds those fake fact checking organizations that fact check me on Facebook. And, uh, they all say, they always say that it's not, I'm, I'm spreading misinformation, but everyone, I've never had misinformation in anything I've ever, uh, shared on Facebook. Uh,

They're the ones who are the liars. They're the ones who are funded by billionaire class and Bill Gates. And so that's the beauty of what you're doing is there won't be someone like Bill Gates controlling what you say or or Jeff Bezos or any other handful or Klaus Schwab or the W.E.F. controlling you. So you'll be you'll be then that's what scares them. Right. So aren't you afraid that they're going to come for you?

- Of course they are. But if you just take three steps back, it's sort of remarkable we wound up in a country where billionaires control everything. I mean, I was naive. I assumed billionaires would be sort of off in their own private world, literally on their private boats, with their harems, beating their servants with their canes or whatever, doing whatever they do. But I never imagined a world where they would determine what I was allowed to think about the medicine I take.

i mean that's that's a level of control enabled only by technology it's a new thing that has no precedent in human history i mean the feudal lord did not exercise that kind of power i mean famously you could sleep with your wife on your wedding night or whatever but he could not tell you what to think and didn't try and so this is like a new thing and everyone should be mad about it no one's mad about it weirdly we lionize these people but we should be afraid and yeah of course you're going to come for me i mean but

I've been through that before. The best I can do is just the best I can do, I guess. And so they did already come for you one time. You were the number one rated news show in America. And I remember when I met you in person at your house in Maine and we started talking together. It was around the Syrian war. And I was shocked.

that you were allowed to tell the truth about the Syrian war on television. Let's remember, that's why the Democratic Party and the mainstream media turned on Tulsi Gabbard. They turned on her not because of anything except that she started to tell the truth about the Syrian war.

And as soon as she did that, she became persona non grata and they attacked her. And so when I asked you, I said, well, how are you allowed to tell the truth about the Syrian war? And I don't know if you remember, but you told me it's because you don't have any advertisers. Remember that?

Right? I mean, it's like, people, right, they'd already taken them all. Yeah, so there is a lot to be, I mean, everyone talks about fuck you money. You know, yes, fuck you money. No one has fuck you money. There's only fuck you poverty. You're only free when you don't have anything, actually. And in that narrow way, it applied to me because, like, GM was not advertising on my show. It couldn't because all these pressure groups had prevented it. But I mean, I had, I mean, to Fox's great credit,

I had an arrangement for the whole time, the 14 years I was there. And my position was, it's your channel. If you don't like what I'm saying, take me off the air. But as long as I'm on the air, I'm going to say what I want to say. And again, if you don't like it, I'm not going to conform to your views, but you always have the option to take me off, of course. And they exercise that option in the end, but they kind of didn't for the time I was there. And

You know, whenever you think of them, I just have to be honest. And that is true. They let me say it. So good. So so when they came when the pressure groups came for Glenn Beck and they took away his advertising, Fox News got rid of them. But when they took away your advertising, your show was so popular that it's explained how you still funded that show, how Fox still made money off you.

Well, they made it from mostly from, well, by the way, I don't really know because I never had any visibility into the numbers at all. Again, this is when you work for someone else, like you don't know what's going on. And there was so much I didn't know. And I was so, I wrote my script every night. So I was like completely, I mean, you know what it's like, you're completely in your own head when you're writing something. So I was so cut off. Um,

but mostly from subscriptions. I mean, you buy a cable sub and it's X number of dollars per month. And then some percentage of that goes to the different channels. And Fox got the biggest, I think the biggest cut of any channel. So it was really a pretty good formula. And it's one I'm kind of hoping to replicate. If you have a subscription model, you are to some extent

Insulated from the stuff now you don't control, you know, the very many different layers of the Internet between your face and people's phones or televisions. But but you can definitely get around the advertiser boycott stuff if you just, you know, have a straightforward arrangement with your audience.

So the ironic thing there is that the pressure groups came for you to take away your advertisers, which they thought would be the end of you. But that was actually the freeing of you. You were unleashed then. And that's why you were allowed to start becoming start telling these truths that nobody else has the guts to tell.

or is allowed to tell on corporate news media. Nobody else, nowhere on CNN, MSNBC, or anywhere else on Fox did anybody tell the truth about the Syrian war. You were the lone guy in mainstream news media telling the truth about the Syrian war. And I can go on and on. You told the truth about Julian Assange. You told the truth about COVID. You told the truth about Ukraine war. It was amazing how they allowed you to do that. And now I have my own theory about why they finally shit-canned you

my theory is that you told too much truth, and the last truth you told was when you brought RFK Jr. on to tell the truth about Big Pharma, and that was a bridge too far. Because RFK Jr. had told me that he was friends with Roger Ailes, by the way. They shared a tent at a kibbutz, which is...

And so there's I have a theory about that, too. So but he told he told me that when he would tell Roger Ailes all the stuff that he had learned about vaccines, Roger Ailes said, this is all great information and I'm glad you're sharing it with me. But if any, if I let you on my news station to say that, I would get a phone call and I would be fired. And so that's why he couldn't let him on. But you brought him on. And it seemed like within a week after you had brought him on, they had gotten rid of you.

So does that what what's your theory?

Well, I really don't. I mean, I honestly don't know. And it is one of those, you know, those mysteries where there's so many possible suspects that it's kind of hard to pick. I know the Ukraine thing didn't sit well with really anybody in Washington or New York. And by the way, maybe sometime before I die, I'll learn why they were so obsessed with Ukraine. It's not as simple as they were all making money because they weren't all making money on it. There's something deeper that I honestly don't get.

But it was absolutely real. And I lost friends over it and someone I really liked. We didn't agree on everything, but I really liked him. Would not talk to me because of the Ukraine thing. So the level of hysteria around Ukraine was very intense. Obviously...

No, it was someone, it's a well-known person who's really a good guy and he won't talk to me. And ran into my wife recently, I'm very mad at your husband. And she said, I've known this guy for many years, he's a television person. What? Why are you mad at my husband? Over Ukraine? And my wife's like, why are you mad about Ukraine? She's completely confused. Like, why would that be a personal dispute or something? Do you know what I mean? It was like I attacked one of his kids. But...

But the pharma thing, just to be clear, I know you know this and say this all the time, I'm sure, but

But they buy more advertising than any industry, not to sell the products that they make, but to control the coverage of those products. I mean, that's obviously the point. Right. So, yeah, that's a tough thing. And I think Bobby was fundamentally right about that, clearly, about the Vax. And, you know, there's no doubt nobody liked it. There's one thing to be like, oh, masks don't work.

But and I know nothing about vaccines or medicine or science at all. And I never claimed that I did. But my spidey senses went crazy with this fact. I was like, what is this? It's weird. And I don't I don't want to take it personally. And I didn't. And I think people should have a choice not to take it. That instinct turned out to be vindicated. But the second I articulated that in the mildest way, like, hey, you know, we've never had vaccines.

Any successful vaccine for a coronavirus, so let's slow down a little bit. Holy smokes. I mean, people, they went crazy. Everybody, not just the channel, but everywhere.

And that, by the way, absolutely solidified my instinct. I'm not taking this crap and no one in my family is taking this crap. But I never really figured out what that was about. I do think it's more than about advertisers like Ukraine. Like there's some weird hive mind command that's going out and convincing the people with the most power in our society must get on board with whatever destructive nonsense they're

someone's cooked up. Like, I don't have a good theory. Do you? Let me just say, I have to, because Bill Gates controls me, let's remind people that the vaccine is safe and effective and it won't stop the spread or contraction of the virus, but it will keep you from getting seriously ill, hospitalized or dead. So it slows it right down, slows it right down. We, Kurt and I, we eat four or five boosters for breakfast. And so Kurt, did you want to have something to say? So I'm here with the great Kurt Metzger, by the way, Emmy award winning comedy writer. Yeah.

- Hey, Kurt. - Hey, man. A point for it's Pfizer. Remember James O'Keefe and Project Veritas? That's right. All of a sudden he's out of his own thing. - They kicked him out of his-- - After the best video he ever did. - The best news report he ever did, or maybe the best news report of the year that he got fired for that from his own company because of the power of big pharma. Now I lost lots and lots of friends. People will get, people who worked for me, people who wrote for me, people screamed at me on the phone

telling me I shouldn't talk about COVID and I shouldn't talk about the vaccine. And I'm like, well, what am I supposed to tell people when I find out that they're being lied to about this? And I was told, you should tell them to talk to a doctor. I'm like, well, I'm bringing doctors on my show. And then they told me, well, you should bring on a mainstream doctor.

I should bring out a mainstream doctor. They can get that anywhere else. That's not what this show's about. This show's about bringing you an alternative. It's all called an alternative news show. It's not called a mainstream news show. So I'm not going to bring out Dr. Fauci on my show, although I'd love to. He would never come on my show. They were mainstream doctors. No.

Of course, the doctors that I did bring on were actually mainstream doctors. Dr. Robert Malone, who I brought on, Dr. McCullough, Dr. Pierre Corey. These are all mainstream doctors, one of some of the most cited, most well-researched, the greatest doctors in their field up until COVID. And then, of course, they had to be discredited by The Atlantic and New York Times and Jeff Bezos and MSNBC and everybody else because they had a narrative that was counter to what happened to COVID. Right.

So, yeah, I've experienced that myself. People lost their mind. There are most of the people in Hollywood that are my old friends. They won't come near me. It's like when I if I go into a comedy club, I'm Florida and they are Alaska. They stay as far away from me as they possibly can. Not all of them, but most of them. Yeah.

So did you ever, did you? No. Okay. So I've, I certainly have experienced that. And I think really that is what happened to you. And you know, what's funny about all the anti-RFK Jr. propaganda that they've given him, by the way, the guy was a hero to environmentalists and even environmentalists,

Environmentalists hate him now. They all turn their backs on him. People who are environmentalists don't want anything to do with them because he found out something about the vaccines and how they get approved and what's really in them that he had to share with people because he couldn't keep that truth inside of him. And he shared it. And so now he's persona non grata. It's amazing what they've done to him. But if you notice...

His favorability rating is higher than both Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Isn't that amazing? I have noticed. I have noticed. But it's it's I think what's so interesting is that doctors who clearly can read. I mean, they're literate by definition. They're not stupid by definition. You hope. I think it's true. They're smart. They look at the evidence and like everything they said was false.

Fundamentally, everything they said was wrong about the vax. And it's hurt a lot of people. And like, where are all the, and some doctors, I know the three that you mentioned, and they're great, but there are tens of thousands of doctors in the United States. And why aren't they all standing up and saying, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I cannot believe I recommended it. I mean, I endorsed the Iraq war in 2003.

And at the end of 2003, I realized I was wrong and I felt bad about it for 20 years, 20 years. In fact, it was 20 years ago this week that I went to Iraq.

And I felt bad about it ever since then. And at every opportunity, I apologize, not to please other people, but to maintain my dignity, my self-respect. I mean, that's a prerequisite. You have to, if you hurt someone unintentionally, you have to say, I'm sorry. And I can't believe that 99% of American doctors won't do that. And I'm not going to them, by the way. I would never go to a doctor who was still lying about COVID because that's a dangerous person. That's an immoral person and a dangerous person.

My own personal doctor, who I won't name because she's already been attacked, was the one who pushed back. She treated me when I was vaccine injured.

I called her and I was afraid that she wasn't going to believe me. She said, Jimmy, I'm treating five people just like you. Three of them are nurses. Two of them are doctors and none of them feel comfortable to talk about it. And so she knew really early on that there was something nefarious going on. She was the one she they told her they wouldn't let her treat patients. They would when they would come in for covid, they would just tell her to intubate them. And she was like, everybody's dying. So she started giving them steroids.

And they came to her and said, hey, you're breaking the rules. You're not allowed to give people steroids. And she said, yeah, but my patients are living and your patients are dying. And then six months later, the FDA and the CDC reversed their advice on that and said, okay, you can give them steroids.

And so I was very, very lucky to have my own personal doctor be on the forefront of that. And so I trust her more than anything. Now, I want to go back. Blessing. I mean, you. Yes. Go ahead. Go ahead. What a blessing.

- No, you're just so fortunate to have someone with deep medical knowledge who is a decent human being and not insane. And most people, including me, do not have access to a doctor like that. And I've met doctors I like, and I'm sure they're competent in their specialties,

but I can't get past it. It's like, oh, you know, I'm great at my job. I killed a bunch of people, but I'm a great person. It's like, no, it's too big. It's too big a sin to overlook. Like you have no credibility unless you apologize for that and explain how you reach that wrong conclusion. That's like it. Anyway, I can't get past it. When I got vaccine injured, I tweet I was five, four or five weeks after my second dose.

and I bought the propaganda like everybody else. I didn't have my spidey senses like you because I have a bone disease and I was convinced that they told you that when you get, if you get COVID, it's going to go right to your weakest organ and kill you. And so I knew I was in bad shape with my bone disease and I was afraid it was going to go to my bones and kill me. And so I was the

first one in line to get that vaccine and so four or five weeks after my second dose i was still sick as a dog with headaches and neck had a stiff neck i had exhaustion all day my joints ached i had fevers i didn't know what to do so i tweeted about it and i said is there anybody else having these symptoms and luckily there's a doctor named dr uganda who was uh he was starting a a a

study to try to treat people like me. And he said he was also trying to come up with a protocol to treat people with long COVID. And his theory was that people with long COVID would present the same way with people who were vaccine injured. And he showed me biologically that I did present. He goes, you've never had COVID, but it looks like because of these tests we ran, your biological markers look as if you have long COVID, but you don't because you never had COVID. So

He's like, so whatever your symptoms are, it had to come from the vet. So then he got me on. He was the one who told me that they were lying about ivermectin. He was the one who told me that ivermectin was considered a miracle drug before COVID. They were even looking to ivermectin to cure cancer.

before COVID. And I looked it up and that's true. And so they always knew that it was a great drug, but of course nobody could make money off it. And if it actually did treat COVID, they couldn't get their emergency medical use authorization for their vaccines. So we've been lied to

So I just want to say thanks to Dr. Yogande. He was the first one who helped me. And then he said, you better get your personal doctor on board. And then she was. So I was taken care of in that way. And now I have Dr. Pierre Corey taking care of me and a few other people. So I am taken care of. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week.

And it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to JimmyDoreComedy.com, clicking on Join Premium. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. And it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. And if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. Jake Angeli Chansley, is that how you say your name?

Yes, sir. That is correct. You're the first one to get it right the first time. Oh, fantastic. He's better known as the shaman, ladies and gentlemen, from January 6th.

And just so you know, he says the media called me the Q shaman or QAnon shaman. But that is a straw man they created in an attempt to control the narrative and destroy my public image. You know, to be honest, I do. I believe you. But I also believe that the outfit didn't help. So let's bring in Jake. Jake, thank you for coming on the show.

Thank you for having me. And my shamanic regalia I've been wearing for over 10 years. And only on January 6th did the media seek to give me any sort of attention because they could use it to fit their narrative. So tell me about the what you call the shaman regalia. Tell me about it.

I've been wearing it for over 10 years. It has symbolism to it. In the Diné or Navajo tradition, the coyote is the trickster. And I'm wearing coyote skin and coyote tails because I have the trickster by the tails. And if the trickster messes with the buffalo, he gets the horns.

I also practice shamanism. In particular, I go along with the Hiyoka shaman, and they have for centuries, for millennia, addressed it in elaborate ways to kind of shock the cognitive system of the tribe and then bring them truth once their cognitive system has been shocked, bring them truth that the reality that they perceive and the culture paradigm that they're living in is not reality.

Sounds like terrorism to me. Sounds like terrorism. Well, now I feel like an asshole for making that joke. Well, I know he's a real shaman. I mean, it sounds like the actual religious thing of being a shaman. The QAnon thing, not just the media attaching that

Yes, that's correct. Alex Jones first coined the term Q Shaman, and then the media went with QAnon Shaman, and that's where it stuck. Oh, okay. Wow. So you're a much more spiritual person.

than people would have thought, certainly than I thought, right? And so all I know is the caricature that the media tried to paint or painted of you. And so that's why we're bringing you on because I did hear that there's a lot more to you than meets the eye from the corporate media. And I'm glad that you explained that. That's actually...

That's a great explanation of why you dress like that. We saw that coming, that they got it wrong. Who would think that the mainstream media would get something so important wrong? Well, I just wanted to show you this. Well, when you went to the Capitol, what was on your mind?

Well, I also went on December 12th and January 6th. So I went to two mega million marches and I went to them for largely spiritual reasons, first and foremost, because D.C. is built on electromagnetic ley lines like all the ancient pyramids, obelisks, medicine, wheels and temples throughout the world. And so D.C. having an obelisk and, you know, the the congressional building, the Capitol, the White House. What is an obelisk? The Pentagon. Can you tell me what that is?

What's that? What is an obelisk? That's the Washington Monument. You know, Washington's dong, the tribute to his dong? No. Why am I wrong? That's called an obelisk. No kidding. Okay, sorry. Go ahead.

So all ancient sites, sacred sites, pyramids, obelisks, temples, medicine wheels, they're all built on these ley lines. And these ley lines are electromagnetic lines. They surround the earth. They go all the way down to the core. And there are certain portions of the planet where on the crust they cross one another. And that's where these sacred sites have been placed.

So Washington, D.C. is one of these sites where these buildings, you know, the Capitol, the White House, the Supreme Court, the Pentagon, the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, they're all built on ley lines. And so if there's going to be a million people on the ley lines, it's my shamanic duty to be there and ensure the highest possible frequencies are plugged into the grid.

And, you know, I also have other like political reasons for going as well. In my opinion, there has been a long string of abuses that have not been redressed by the government. For example, the Federal Reserve, the IRS, the debt based currency, you know, the Tuskegee experiments, the radiation experiments, JFK's assassination.

I mean, the list goes on and on, all the way on up to 33,000 emails being deleted, no prosecution, Uranium One, Benghazi. I mean, the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax for four years with no apology, no justice. And then there's things like COVID.

And then there's things like the lockdowns and the riots for over 200 days. No, like 90 to 95 percent of the charges were dropped on federal charges were dropped on those rioters. And then there's the Hunter Biden laptop suppression. And then there's the election. So there's a lot of abuses that have taken place, you know, from the American federal government to the people over decades. So I felt that that needed some sort of a nonviolent stand to be taken against.

So you're a spiritual guy. You're there to be nonviolent. You're there for all the right reasons. It seems like you represent, I don't know if it's the best part of America, but certainly a best part of humanity. And they turned you into...

Someone who's trying to overthrow the peaceful transfer of power. They turned you into an enemy of democracy. They turned you an enemy of America and Americans and the Constitution. And none of that could be further from the truth. Can you tell me? Well, first of all, I want to I want to show you this. This is what I this is what presidential hopefuls.

Vivek Ramaswamy said at the last GOP debate. The real enemy is not Donald Trump. It's not even Joe Biden. It is the deep state that at least Donald Trump attempted to take on. And if you want somebody who's going to speak truth to power, then vote for somebody who's going to speak the truth to you. Why am I the only person on the stage, at least, who can say that January 6th now does look like it was an inside job? Well, he said inside job. I don't know why that stopped right there. I think the...

I don't know what happened, but it stopped right there. I've seen the clip. Yeah, you've seen it. Everybody has seen him say that. Why is he the only one on that stage who is saying that it looks like January 6th was an incisor? Actually, Vivek, I don't know why you're the only one. It's kind of suspicious, actually, not to be a QAnon about it, but it is weird, right? Yeah.

He's there. He is saying that it's he's saying it's a completely inside set up job. He believes there's a deep state and they are destroying America and Americans from the wind. Now, if only he would come around to admitting that the covid scam was a deep state thing as well, that we'd be right on course. But what do you what's your reaction when you saw that? Well, first of all.

January 6th was a setup. We know that based on the fact that Yogananda Pittman did not get intelligence to ex-Capitol Police Chief Sund. We also know that the Pentagon, Mark Milley, they didn't get the information about over a dozen known terrorists being in the crowd on January 6th. We also know the FBI didn't tell anything to Chief Sund. We also know that Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell took away Chief Sund's emergency powers.

before January 6th, a couple weeks through a law where he had to ask them to deploy the National Guard to protect the Capitol. So all of this intelligence suppression and the changing of the laws, it all indicates very real intelligence suppression, not intelligence failure. And intelligence suppression means that they're very likely as a setup. Now, with that being said,

I think it's important to note that a lot of people that are running for office, including Vivek Ramaswamy, as I like to call him, he has talked about the deep state and none of them have actually described what the deep state is, which I can do in two and a half minutes. And if you can't explain something simply, then you don't understand it fully. So I would challenge these candidates that are running for president or Congress, as I am running for Congress, to explain what the deep state is and just stop using it as a boogeyman to get votes.

So can you explain what the deep state is? Absolutely. So the deep state is comprised of three different apparatuses. Number one, it is the corrupted checks and balances within our three branches of government, because if you corrupt the checks and balances portions of the government, then you obfuscate them and you're able to centralize power. Number two, it is the bureaucracy, the over 500 federal agencies that are tasked with quote unquote regulating commerce.

And through writing regulations, they are in effect creating law. They also have their regulatory enforcement agents, which act like basically law enforcement for these regulations. So they have law enforcement and they also have their own judicial court. I mean, their own administrative courts that are outside the federal court system.

So they have consolidated legislative, executive, and judicial powers into a centralized power that we call the bureaucracy, which constitutes a fourth branch of government. And the centralization of all three branches of government into a single power is the founding father's definition of tyranny. Now, the third part of the deep state is the international corporations, the international banking cartels, the NGOs, and the special interest groups that are both

writing the regulations for these regulatory agencies and using the government's monopoly on the initiation of force to reinforce their monopoly on our resources, labor, and currency. But they're also using lobbying and things of that nature to corrupt the checks and balances portions of our government.

So what we have here is essentially international cartels that are corrupting our federal system, both in the three-branch government system and in the fourth branch of government that we call the bureaucracy, and essentially using the government's monopoly on the initiation of force to monopolize all of our resources, labor, and currency. And that is tyranny.

Wow. Well said. You know, I forgot. I'm sorry. I forgot to actually read your introduction when I was so excited I got your name pronounced correctly. But you were sentenced to 41 months in prison after pleading guilty to violent entry and disorderly conduct on the Capitol grounds. And you were released this past. That is a mistake. No, I'm sorry, Jimmy. No, I pled guilty to obstruction of an official proceeding. Oh, that was it.

1512. Yes, sir. Oh, okay. And you got 41 months for that. That's, you know, child molesters get less than that. Why do you think? Why do you think that? First of all, did you violently enter the Capitol? No, I did not. How did you get into the Capitol?

I walked through open doors. Now, granted, those open doors were kicked open from within, and there's no denying that. But once I saw the violence that was taking place outside in the chaos, I felt it absolutely necessary to protect the sacred chamber, the police officers, and the congressmen that were inside that building because it is a sacred chamber. And I knew the only way that I could do that was by going in myself, even though I knew that it may end up getting me in trouble.

and you know stopping theft stopping vandalism stopping violence being my motivation is clearly shown because 30 seconds within my entering the building i stopped somebody from stealing from a break room shortly thereafter i helped the police i volunteered to help the police clear the senate chamber that's why they were walking me around the building from locked door to lock door because i volunteered to help them stop vandalism violence theft and help them clear the senate chamber and by

upon exiting the building, I was the only person that actually went up and tried to stop people from breaking in. I blasted Donald Trump's tweet out over my megaphone telling everybody to go home. And I told everybody to go home and stop what they were doing. So my intentions were quite clear, but the mockingbird media narrative and the government narrative were such that they could not have that truth get to the public. And so,

Now, I've been saying on this show for quite a while that January 6th was a setup by the feds that were in the FBI feds and Metro Police that were implanted in the crowd that incited those people to go into the Capitol and was also aided by the cops who took the gates away because I saw that happen earlier.

on videotape and then i saw them walking people i do a bit about in my act where they they went up to mitch they went up to the cop and said hey where's mitch mcconnell's office and the cops took him and then they all took selfies with the cops and so i my whole theory was that they instigated january 6 to happen so that they could criminalize donald trump's political movement so they could get donald trump out of the way so they could get another puppet of the military industrial complex

in place to go do the wars that they wanted to do. And he wouldn't do them as fast as they wanted. And he wouldn't do as much as they wanted. In fact, he ran on pulling us out of the Middle East and getting out of all those Middle East entanglements. So that was already immediately a problem for the deep state and the military industrial complex, which are just they work hand in hand. So that's my theory on why they did this and why they over prosecuted people like you. Do you share that theory?

Oh, absolutely. It was a setup that turned into a PSYOP. And the PSYOP was intended to vilify Donald Trump and his supporters as well as label his supporters things like domestic extremists or domestic terrorists to create the illusion that somehow, someway, Donald Trump and Americans that want to save their country are dangerous to the very constitutional republic they're seeking to salvage and save.

So I just wanted to play this for you. Joe Rogan commented on this briefly, and he said this. Everyone's going to jail. Yeah. People that shouldn't go to jail are going to jail. If the cops let you in the door and they give you a tour, you're going to jail.

Like we're going to call it a violent insurrection and everyone's going to jail and we're going to let you in. We're going to open up the barricades and we're going to have federal agents in the audience encouraging you to go into the house. And then when we're under oath, we're going to say we can't answer whether or not federal agents were inciting people to go into the Capitol.

How ethically inappropriate do you think everything about that is? It's so bad. It's so bad. Yeah. If this was happening from the right, if this was Trump doing this, people would be losing their shit. Be losing their shit. You should be losing your shit if it happens in any political party. This is wild. Everyone. I love that clip. Yes. And so, you know, the federal agencies...

that you talked about, the deep state, they don't actually protect us from anything. They plot against us all day, every day. They don't stop terrorism. They don't save lives. They don't save money. Ever wonder where that maliciously selfish and dishonest college roommate went after they got older? They got jobs in the deep state. That's where they went. So...

When you see that, that has to warm your heart, right? Because that's the number one talk show host in the world. And he's got a clear vision of what happened. And he's speaking about you there.

Yes, I watched lots of Joe Rogan and he's very sharp. He's very well informed. He's very open minded. He's open hearted and he's funny. So the fact that he's able to condense the truth of what happened on January 6th into like a one minute clip is just it's evidence of his eloquence and his intelligence.

Well, I hate to... Can you show this clip of Joe? I hate to debunk this clip for you, but look, you see how the video has been turned black and white to hide how green Joe is from not getting vaccinated? Bam! You just got Reuter'd. Thank you. Thank you for adding context to that clip. I had to add context. So here's actually...

January 6 footage shows the Capitol cops escorting QAnon shaman to Senate floor. And there it is. I've seen that video. I've seen that happen. And you already explained what they were doing. So they they found you to be helpful to the cops inside and put it in stamping out violence. That's that's why they were. I help. I volunteer. They didn't come up to me and ask me. I came up and asked them if I could help them.

So I'm sure you've seen this too, but I want to play it for people. This is Nancy Pelosi's daughter. Alexandra. Alexandra. And here's what she says about you. I mean, what did the shaman do? He stood there. He stood there. The shaman got how many months?

So she's there admitting you did nothing.

That's Nancy Pelosi's daughter admitting on a secret videotape that you did nothing. Now, when you see that, does it I can't help but have it gets rage inside me towards the machine because now there's no she knew it. And so she's a lying scumbag because she wouldn't come out and say that.

She wouldn't come out and stand up for other Americans. Instead, she would go along with a deep state PSYOP that used and weaponized the justice system to push a political and nefarious political operation. How do you react to that? Well, I would say...

I have done my best to forgive, not necessarily forget, but forgive my captors because the fact of the matter is I, to a certain extent,

I understand why it is that they chose to make an example out of me because of the power of the mockingbird media. Do I think that it's the American way? Not at all. Do I think it is tyrannical? Absolutely. But if Jesus can forgive the people nailing him to the cross,

then I can forgive. However, that does not mean that I'm not going to speak the truth to power. That doesn't mean that I'm not going to blow the whistle as loud as I can and expose the government corruption. Because if we don't do something about this problem now, where are our children seven generations away going to be? What is going to happen to them if this kind of stuff can happen in plain sight and nothing is done about it? Yeah, I fear. I also fear.

And so I just want to let people know that you're actually running for Congress. Right. So you're you're on the libertarian ticket in next year's election for Arizona's eighth congressional district seat. Now, what part of Arizona is that?

That's like a northwestern Phoenix area. It's a big area of land. But, you know, I've lived in District 8 my whole life, pretty much, except for when I was in the Navy and when I was in prison. So I've lived in it for 30 plus years. And a lot of the people that are running, especially on the Republican ticket, they don't even live there.

In district eight, they just see it as a slam dunk because Debbie Lesko has gotten 90 percent of the vote over the last several decades. So, you know, as a libertarian and I'm so I'll put it this way. I'm trying to make my campaign as antithetical to all of the problems in American politics as I can.

I am not accepting campaign donations because big money is a big problem. And because it's a big problem, I'm not going to participate in it. I'm also running in the as a libertarian, a third party candidate, because the two party system has divided this country and taken everything from the American people in the process. And the only thing that we've really gotten in exchange is more poverty, more wars, more

More taxes, crisis after crisis after crisis after crisis, and less freedoms. So I don't want to be a part of that problem either. And I'm also not going to be running any smear campaigns against my opponents because, in my opinion, you don't need to run a smear campaign against everybody if you're the best, and I'm the best. So I would –

I'm really thrilled that you decided to come on the show today, and I'm glad that you made yourself available to our audience. You are the exact opposite of what the corporate billionaire-owned media and the deep state wanted to portray you as. And you seem like someone that I would like to get to know better because I feel like I could learn a lot from you. And I'd like to offer, do you do fundraisers? Because I would definitely come...

to Arizona and do a show for and donate the proceeds from that show to your campaign. Would you do something like that? Because I'd like to do that if that's possible. Well, it's entirely possible for you to come out, but I'm not accepting donations from anybody because times are hard enough on the American people. And if you want to, say, contribute to the campaign, you can go to my website. It's shamanforcongress.com. That's shaman, F-O-R,

And there we have resources where, like, for example, if you wanted to, Jimmy, you could, like, say, for example, buy a spot on a billboard here in the 8th District of Arizona for a certain amount of time. And that would contribute to local businesses here in the 8th District.

And no money would have to be exchanged between you or I. You could also do things like, you know, you know, ads on X or we also have free memes that we're going to be handing out to people because we we don't want I don't want people's money. What I'm asking for is their support, their signatures so I can get on the ballot and their vote. And the cool thing about all three of those things is they're free. Yeah, but everybody knows you're going to it would be nice if you won.

and you know you oh i'm planning on it i'm planning on winning and so you know uh money helps but i think it's it's smart uh to not take money from corporations or big big money donors but if you you know took small dollar donations from people who need a voice uh i think that they that would that's a good idea um i i we we really need people like you in government i think and um

And I don't want you to handcuff yourself in such a horrible way that you don't you don't win. And so I think a lot of people I don't think that compromises you to have someone do a fundraiser for you. I know we should probably talk about this off the air. Who gives a shit? Right. But anyway, I'm all for it. Come out to Phoenix. I'd love to meet you, man. I would love to shake your hand and thank you for all you've done.

Okay, I would love to shake your hand too, and I'm sure we will soon. We come out there at least once a year, and we play the Tempe Improv, and...

I can't remember the last time we were there, but it will be there in 2024 for sure. So, and if you, likewise, if you ever make the Los Angeles, please let me know. I'd, I'd like to take you to lunch or something like that. If you, if that's okay. All right. If that's as long as it's organic. Okay. For sure. Well, Jake, Andrew,

Anjali Chansley, the shaman from January 6th, thanks so much for taking time to spend with our audience to get people to get to know you. And we wish you all the best in your congressional run in Arizona's 8th District. Thank you so much.

Before I go, if you don't mind, I'd just like to tell you what it is that I'm running on. Oh, sure. Okay.

The promises I'm running on the campaign platform are, number one, a single bill voting law. Number two, an amendment for term limits for congressmen and staff. Number three, a criminalization of lobbying. And number four, seven-figure fines, expulsion, and prosecution for all congressmembers caught insider trading. Now, the interesting part about this platform is that –

Matt Gaetz, when I did my Newsmax interview a couple of weeks ago, not even a day or two after I did that interview, Matt Gaetz started talking about doing a single bill voting law. And then he introduced his own little anti-corruption campaign or anti-corruption plan, rather, that just so happened to be my campaign points, in particular, getting rid of lobbying, getting rid of insider trading and term limits.

So this is very effective. And already from Arizona, without even being in the Congress, I have moved the needle in D.C. more than anybody else has in any sort of congressional run. So I do believe that I will be more effective than any Congress member ever, especially now. So that's got to make you feel good, actually, that Matt Gaetz picked up your ideas and ran with them. No? No.

Well, it's indicative that they're good ideas. And plus, trust me, I've got a lot more. I've got a lot more really good ideas. I'm just running on those four things because everybody can agree on them. Republican and Democrat, Libertarian and Green Party, Independent. They can all agree that these things need to happen. So that's why I'm saying I'm the best candidate, man. I'm going to be a real representative of the American people.

So let me just break down those for the first thing you said was single issue bills, meaning right now they'll put a bill together in Congress and they'll say, hey, do you want to give school lunches to poor kids? Well, in order to do that, you also have to vote for funding for the Ukraine war and you have to vote. So that's it's all they put too much stuff together in one bill.

And so you're saying, stop doing that. Let's have single issue bills. You want to vote for school lunches? Let's do that. You want to vote for a tax cut? Let's do that. You want to vote for funding a war? Let's do that. Let's not push all those things. You want to vote for border security? Let's do that. Let's not push all those things together and make people vote against things or for things that they don't want to. That's what single issue voting is, right?

Correct. And what's really important about that as well is that once you see these single bills get on the floor, when you see who what special interest groups agendas are being pushed and who's voting for it, you get to see, you know, kind of like NASCAR members where their corporate sponsor on their suits. You'll get to see who is the corporate sponsor of the special interest group sponsor of these congressional representatives.

Also, those 2,000-page omnibus bills, they have to vote on that within 24 to 48 hours. Nobody can read 2,000 pages of law in 24 to 48 hours. So there's a number of reasons why this would be a good idea. And anybody that votes against securing the border and funding the border obviously is showing their true colors. Anybody that votes against

something like you know giving kids quality lunches at school as opposed to these preservative filled genetically modified garbage that they're getting now they're getting now is it's obvious what side of the fence that they're on so that's why that is the first thing that i'm going to do because it'll expose the corruption fantastic uh jake angeli chansley thank you so much for coming on and we look to have you on in the future talk to you soon thank you my pleasure

Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? What's up, baby? It's Double V. Hey, friend of the show, Vince Vaughn, calling in. Who would you, who'd have thought? Hey, how you doing, Vince? I'll tell you how I am. Merry Christmas, Jimmy, and God bless us, everyone. Oh, that's a nice sentiment, Vince. Why are you so flush with the Christmas spirit?

Jimmy, I have witnessed the first Christmas miracle this season. And it's so early, too. In fact, at first I thought maybe it was just a late Thanksgiving happening. But eventually I decided, no, this is an early Christmas miracle. It was right on the cusp. And all the way from snowy Russia, too. Russia? Russia?

Yes, which if you think about it, is a pretty Christmassy place. The Nutcracker and all that shit is from Russia. Do you know that, Jimmy? Yeah, I did know that, Vince. Oh, wow. Look at the head of the class over here. Young Jimmy D. What is this miracle, Vince? Well, Russia did the funniest thing that's ever happened, at least so far in 2023. Really? Yeah.

Yes. So there's a little backstory here. Russia has been saying for a long time that Zelensky is a drug addict. Right. Is it true? Who knows? But this video was released on Russian social media showing videos of American celebrities begging Zelensky to check into rehab and get help. Really? Like as if they were his friends?

Yeah, it sort of sounded like it. And the most random celebrities you could think of, Elijah Wood, Priscilla Presley, Wow. Dean Norris from Breaking Bad, Keith Flannery from The Office, and John McGinley from Scrubs. What? Yeah, you know, just a bunch of relatively successful character actors who are friends with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and stage a social media intervention for them. Nothing weird about that. Ha ha ha ha.

What's going on here? I don't understand. I'll tell you what's going on, baby. What happened is some fucking Russian comedy genius went to Cameo.

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Yeah, so now these actors have all, they figured this out that this happened, and they've been bombarding social media with all, oh my god, I had no idea, no, help! No, I didn't know, I've always supported Ukraine. Ukraine flag, Ukraine flag, and a third Ukraine flag, see? Unbelievable. I know, it's the most beautiful let's fuck with actors on the international stage scenario I've ever seen. Yeah.

Mad respect. I'm learning Russian on Duolingo because of it. How's that going? Good. The best part.

The best part is that it's so obvious in this situation that the Russian agents or whatever, financing this, said to the guy, okay, here's $200. Go to Cameo and give me the best you can get. And after a while, they got back to headquarters like, hey, we got the lady from the office. You mean Jenna Fisher, the hot secretary? Nyeh. You mean the second hot secretary who replaced Jenna Fisher? Nyeh. Keep going. Yeah.

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