The Best Sign Yet That Kamala Is Freaking Out (Ep. 2363)
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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Folks, here's the best sign yet. The best sign yet by far. That things look good, not great. Don't get too excited.

But things look good. Don't let anybody tell you they don't. I don't want anyone taking the wind out of your sails either. I don't want anybody talking about red waves. It's all about balance in life, right? If we were happy all the time, you wouldn't know what happiness was. It just would be how you feel. You know what happiness is? Because most of the time we walk around like this and boom, you get a spike. But we got to balance things out. Don't let anybody be a downer.

The biggest sign yet that the Kamala camp is panicking are left-wing media people already pointing fingers. It's everywhere. Left-wing figures pointing fingers everywhere. They're now saying Joe Biden did it. Barack Obama did it. Bill Clinton. I'm not kidding.

Obama should have come out earlier. Bill Clinton should shut his mouth in Michigan and stop talking about illegal immigration. Kamala Harris is too timid. Joe Biden should have got out earlier. Joe Biden should have never said garbage. When you see left wingers, not us, not me, I'm not a left winger.

Already going, this guy did it, that guy did it, this guy did it, that guy did it. You know behind the scenes, there is an absolute panic fest breaking out. They got Xanax everywhere. They're taking them like Tic Tacs at this point. But we got to keep it up. Big show today, our last one before election week. Big crowd today, I'm expecting.

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More, more, more, more, more. Whenever you think it's enough, more. If your friends tell you enough, it's more. If mommy and daddy tells you enough, it's more. If you're telling your kids it's enough, your kids should say more. If your aunt and uncle said to your kids, hey, Joey, it's not enough, the kids should say more, more, more. Some of you could still go out and vote today. Why haven't you done it? More. They are freaking out.

out folks Pennsylvania New Jersey Virginia I'm going to show you later on I'm going to get to show a specific congressional district in Virginia how bad it looks for them I'm not telling you we're going to win Virginia the Democrats could still turn out in mass on game day that means do not sort off the cork on the freaking champagne yet I'm just telling you you guys thank you thank can I can I take a moment for a second thank you and I'm not being a dick about it I'm telling you straight

As a friend in the movement, there's nothing special about me. I'm just some dumbass with a microphone, okay? That's all I am. There's nothing special about me. I put together a show you guys like, and I appreciate it. But I want you to know as one of you, thank you. What you guys are doing is real. The data does not lie. You are turning out in numbers so scary and frightening to them on the day after Halloween, they don't know what to do. They are figuratively in shock.

They're in like a medical figurative shock right now. The Nevada numbers have them crapping in their diapers and they've run out of wipeys. They don't know what to do. They don't know what you're making it mathematically impossible for them to scam in big enough numbers to fleece this thing.

Then this just happened today. Let me say in advance, and I'm not messing with you. I don't wish a bad economy on anyone. However, if you're going to do crap things like the Inflation Production Act, you know, mounds of red tape like we haven't seen in American history, flood the market with illegal aliens, destroy international trade, destroy the value of the dollar, you're going to get crappy job numbers. It's called Kamalanomics and Bidenomics.

This just popped this morning, surprising absolutely no one. The jobs numbers were absolute shit yet again. Take a look at this. Jobs report and the prophecy came true. Jobs light 12,000, 12,000 in non-farm payroll. That is the lightest going back to December of 2020.

Sometimes I look in the chat for comment of the day. Today it goes to Michael, who could be in the chat, but decided to say it out loud instead. Michael said, and they haven't even been revised down yet. They're at only 12,000 jobs, which might as well be negative. When they get revised down, I promise it'll be like minus 740,000 jobs. They haven't even revised it yet.

Folks, everything you feel about the economy being ugly and bad right now is real. Is it the worst economy ever? It is not. Could the economy be growing at nearly one and a half times the rate it is now if Joe Biden and Kamala were in the way? You bet your ass it could.

Folks, this is all about pictures and soundbites, all of it. And they are failing. They are failing. They are losing the messaging battle. They are losing the economics battle. They are losing the battle on the school choice front, on the health care front, on the immigration front, on the international chaos front. They are losing everywhere.

And Donald Trump has stayed on message. Despite the Democrats' efforts to kick him in the jimmy and bring him off and pull him off into these side messages, he has stayed on message. Here's Donald Trump at the rally yesterday talking about exactly this. This is the message, the soundbite we need to hit. Check this out. I would like to begin by asking a very, very simple question. Are you better off now than

Hat tip Margo Martin from his campaign who took that on her cell phone. That's why I could have got that video. But I want you to see that because that is the message that's working. Folks, I need you to listen to me. I said this on the radio show yesterday. You have to understand how tactically right now the Kamala Harris campaign is in a free fall.

They lost their last messaging day last night. And I got to tell you, because my audience is amazing. Someone sent me an email. My email still floats around out there. Some people have it. And I actually don't read it. I'm not trying to, but it goes to it. And sometimes people forward me stuff and say, you shouldn't need to read this. I said yesterday on the show, I don't know who was here for the late shift on the radio. I said their messaging opportunities are over.

Folks, if Kamala Harris was going to change the narrative, election day is when? Tuesday. It is now what? Friday. It's a live show. Everybody wave. Here's my phone. Look, that's me on the thing. So there you go. Proof of life right there. Today's live. Pretty much always live. Their last messaging day was yesterday, Thursday night. Nobody on a Friday night is sitting home waiting for a Kamala Harris speech on how she's going to change her campaign.

Nobody's home on a Saturday doing that. Nobody's home on a Sunday doing that. Oh, Dan, maybe she's got Monday? Monday. You're assuming Monday that she's going to change. In that 24 hours, she's going to change her mind. Not going to happen. What was I bringing up about the email? A very astute listener. I'm surprised. Many of you probably caught this, but this one was the only one who got through to me.

He said, Dan, you're wrong. They were already done. It's Halloween yesterday, which I totally forgot. No, Derek, people were out trick-or-treating. Folks, if she needs to flip 1% or 2% of the electorate, millions of people, it's done. I'm not telling you the race is over. I want to be very clear. They can absolutely win this thing. I'm not kidding. Don't get cocky. There are a lot of people out there who are still on the sidelines. This thing isn't even close to over.

But as I've said repeatedly, if you're a betting man right now and you got a gun to your head and you got a pick, you're damn right. I don't care who you are. You're picking Donald Trump. If it's life or death and you had a pick, you're damn right. You're picking Donald Trump right now. He is well over 50% chance to win, but that's not making me comfortable. I want a 99% chance of winning, not a 53.5% chance. Their messaging opportunities are over.

They're over. I'm sorry. And you know what? That goes for Donald Trump, too. He was out yesterday working. Kamala Harris was doing basically the same spiel she gives all the time, which is going to change nothing. However, there were sound bites that really stung yesterday. I'm not talking about us.

They tried to make something out of nothing with Liz, with the Liz Cheney thing. That's not what he was talking about. Donald Trump, the thing about, he was talking about Liz Cheney sending people over to war and not having skin in the game. Don't even pay any mind to that. That's actually, if you listen to it, that whole clip, you'll understand exactly what he was saying. So forget that. That soundbite is not going to do anything. Matter of fact, if anything, I think the libertarian vote is going to be like, man, he's right. All these politicians love sending people to war. It's not their skin in the game.

I'm not even going to play it because it's not worth the time and I got a lot to get through. I will, however, play a closing argument for the Kamala campaign that did break through yesterday that I'm telling you sure as hell ain't working for them. If your closing argument is half of America is garbage and Trump, if you support him, you're a stupid woman that smart women don't support Donald Trump. You're probably losing. You're probably losing. Why? Because it's soundbiteable. Soundbiteable.

Sound biteable. It's short. Donald Trump doesn't surround himself with smart women. A lot of smart women are going, really? You're saying I'm an idiot? It's a sound bite. That's why it hurts. Who said that? Another Kamala Harris surrogate, Mark Cuban, who, Michael, would you agree,

Keep this guy out there. Is there a way for us to finance Mark Cuban's? We should get like a give, send, go going. Keep Mark Cuban on the campaign trail. This is exactly the soundbite you don't want. Check this out. Donald Trump, you never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever. It's just that simple. Thank you for leaving that in. What? It's just that simple.

Why is this destructive? Number one, because it's patently offensive, stupid, and moronic. But folks, a lot of campaigns, Republican and Democrat, say stupid, moronic things all the time. It's a soundbite. How do we know it's a soundbite? Guy, how long is that whole clip? Play it again. This is what's called a soundbite. Donald Trump, you never see him around strong, intelligent women, ever. It's just that simple. Six seconds. It's just...

You don't think that thing is rocketing around suburban mom America who may be on the fence going, you know what? I don't know. Maybe I'm not a huge fan of Donald Trump's personality, but life was certainly a little better. Is this guy calling me a moron? Folks do not for a second downplay this. It is a soundbite. Listen to your boy here. I will never steer you wrong. If he would have made a more elaborate case, the,

Bear with me a second. If Cuban would have said that and say 10 or 12 sentences, but still made the same point, if you're a woman, you're an idiot, you shouldn't support Donald Trump, but said it in a more verbose way, it wouldn't be as damaging because no one's going to listen to it. People don't have time.

That six-second clip is gloriously bad for this idiot. Keep this guy on the campaign trail. My gosh, a smart business guy. They're probably the single worst spokesperson I have ever seen. Seriously, is there a way to like, I know he's rich, but...

Can we finance like Mark Pack or something and like get some money to get this guy out there over the weekend? I mean, is there ever been a more out of touch billionaire who has no relationship to the American voter whatsoever? Why do they keep letting this guy talk?

Now, some more good news going into the weekend. Again, I'm going to give you, there's a lot of good news and I want you to love it. And I want you to feel good. I feel amazing. A very good friend of mine, you both know in the business, reached out to me yesterday and said, how do you feel? I'd show you the text, but again, I want to put people's number obviously on the screen. I said to him and I quote, I am feeling amazing.

I'm feeling amazing because I know you're going to execute. I know it. I know it. Make plans for election day. I know it. I have never felt better. I called it in 2016. I was worried in 2020. I feel great now. Why? Going back again to have, now it's becoming famous on my show.

Harry Enten on CNN. Dan, why do you keep playing CNN? Because I don't want to be accused of giving you propaganda. I'm giving you both sides. This is a CNN analyst yet again saying to Democrats, if these guys pull this off, man, don't you dare say you weren't warned. The signs are everywhere. Watch this.

They have been gaining in party registration versus the Democrats in the swing states with party registration. We're talking Arizona. I think it's a five-point. They've expanded their lead from five points from where it was back in 2020. How about Nevada? Big Republican registrations there. They like the early vote. How about North Carolina? Big Republican registration games. How about Pennsylvania?

We spoke about it before a few months ago. Big Republican party registration gains versus from where they were four years ago. So Republicans are putting more Republicans in the electorate. The Democratic number versus the Republican number has shrunk. And so the bottom line is, if Republicans win,

next week. Donald Trump wins comes next week. The signs all along will have been obvious. We would look at the right direction being very low, Joe Biden's approval rating being very low, and Republicans really registering numbers. You can't say you weren't warned. It's not me. It's not me. This is

I'm under withering attack by the left-wing commie media. I'm not complaining about it at all. Believe me, it is a sign of power. Slate Magazine, Washington Post, three more articles I just saw. Dan Poggino, political podcast under withering attack. Folks, they are shitting their pants. They don't know what to do right now. They know that it's that moment where Bane grabs that business guy in the Batman movie. Do you?

Do you feel like you're in charge? They know they're losing the war. They've lost the battle. They may lose the war on Tuesday. They know it. They know the truth is won out. I am giving you both sides. I am telling you that, yes, we could lose. There could be I'm serious. There could be a massive Democrat turnout on Tuesday. They've done it before. They surprised us in the midterms. They could overperform the polls.

But I got to be realistic with you too. Numbers at this point matter. Not people's thoughts. Not people's polls or opinions. Early voting numbers. It is an electoral bloodbath. So the media matters. People can't take me out of context. An electoral bloodbath. There's no sugarcoating this. Nevada has to have them freaking out.

Early voting, the right direction, wrong direction. The GDP number going down instead of up. The jobs numbers, absolute shit. Biden calling America garbage. Mark Cuban telling women they're stupid, basically, who if they support Donald Trump. Harry Enten saying voter registration numbers in the Republican side. In other words, people who actually went to a voter location and said, change my registry. That's real. That's real.

I want to give you something else too. Numbers. Numbers matter. Everything else is bullshit. Numbers matter. Throw the polls out. This is one of the best. Is this an article in a newsletter? Folks, read this. Go to my newsletter, Bongino.com slash newsletter. It's free. It's free. Don't sign up. Everybody go. Bongino Army, go today. Please. We put great articles there. Bongino.com slash newsletter. You get the podcast in your email box every day. We will not spam your inbox. I promise you.

We are very careful with our emails. Read this Breitbart article. It is worth your time. The Democrats are taking copium right now. Opium? No, copium. They are trying to cope because they know they are in real trouble. I told you opening the show, they're already finger pointing. He did it. He did it. He did it. That guy did it. That guy did it. That is not how a winning campaign acts. They know they're in real trouble. Why?

Because they keep saying with the early voting, oh, don't sweat it, voters. It's just Republicans who would have voted on Election Day. In other words, HPVs, not human papillomavirus, high propensity voters.

They're saying, don't worry, they're just not going to show up on election day because they can't. They already voted. That's not what's happening. That's copium. Breitbart, 613,000 Georgia voters who did not participate in the 2020 election have voted early, did not participate. In other words, low propensity voters.

How can you cannibalize something that would have never happened? They would have never voted outside of Trump. Here, in a social media post, AJC political reporter Greg Blustein, who's no conservative, by the way, pointed out, and I quote,

The highest early voting turnout in Georgia isn't in Democrat strongholds like DeKalb or the contested suburbs surrounding Metro Atlanta. It's in sparsely populated rural counties where Republicans dominate, Blustein added. Kylo Ren style. More. Get your electoral lightsaber out. More. They don't know what to do, man. They don't know what to do.

Wait, one more. Throw that Virginia one up. I'll take a break. Look at Christian Hines on Twitter. Here's another one I'm just throwing out at you. These are numbers. Remember what I told you. You guys are really good at politics. You got to understand that in politics, I'm trying to put together like a political dictionary for you in case you run.

The Cook PVI is an important number. It's Charlie Cook's partisan value index. It measures the Republican or Democrat lean of a congressional district. That's one thing you should be familiar with. Another thing I mention all the time is four by fours. Four by four voters are the most valuable thing in politics. They are freaking gold. They are absolute gold. They are people who voted in the last four primaries, last four general elections. They're gold. They're showing up if there's a freaking book of Eli nuclear war. You understand that?

Why do you do four by four? Why not five by fives? Well, you can. The reason you do four by fours is there's a lot of newer voters on the ballot. And if you just include, you know, four by fours, five by fives, you're going back five presidential elections. You're talking about 20 years by simple math. OK, four by four is the best way. Look at this. Here's Virginia Congressional District nine vote broken down by voter propensity.

Four by four voters. In other words, high propensity voters. Look at the numbers. GOP 43,000, Democrats 17. You got three of four. Go all the way down to one of four. Here's the low propensity voters. 8,500 GOP, 849 Dem. Here's the best one. These are in low propensity. These are no propensity voters. Zero out of four. They haven't voted anything. Holy Moses.

8,483 Republicans, 190 Democrats. You're damn right, brother. That's a freaking huge number. Folks, they are lying to you, the Democrats. It is copium. It is copium. We are not cannibalizing shit. These people showing up are coming out of the woodwork. They have never voted before, not most, but a lot of them. And they are overwhelmingly in our favor. Whore.

Folks, I'm feeling really, really good about election night. I want you to celebrate it with us. Rumble.com slash Bongino. Please, let's melt the internet that night. Let's send a message to the mainstream media that their days are over. They've been attacking me for a week. I'm not kidding, by the way. You think I'm exaggerating? Put in Bongino, Washington Post, Bongino, Slate Magazine, Bongino, New York Times, Bongino Mediaite. It's everywhere. They can't. They know we're kicking their ass. The Bongino Army, we're in charge now. We're in charge now.

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Folks, this again, the closing message, the reason Mark Cuban hurt them so badly, the reason Joe Biden hurt them so badly is not because they said something dumb. Listen to your boy here. OK, politicians say dumb shit all the time, but they talk in word salads and it gets lost. It gets lost. Joe Biden was soundbiteable.

You're garbage. Cuban, soundbiteable. Trump doesn't surround himself with smart women. It's that simple. No, it isn't, Mark. Soundbiteable. The garbage thing for Joe Biden is a disaster. How do we know something's bad? Folks in the chat, I'm looking at you right now. Tell me how we know a situation is bad. Let's see who's been paying attention to Dan Bongino's show. This is a P1 question. How do we know something is really bad for the Democrats? What do we measure? What do we measure? Tell me. Tell me.

The first one wins. I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking. I'm sorry, the chat goes so quick.

Yeah. Who is? Yes. J bag of donuts. J bag of donuts. Get him on the screen. J bag of donuts. You win. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. The chatster of the day. J bag of donuts says the media reaction. That is a J bag of donuts. That is so good. That was awesome. Oh my gosh. Did we just like break the chat again? No, they talk about it. They can't shut up.

Folks, I'm telling you right now, when they see you floundering on something, they will typically just let it go and let you continue to do it. The reason they're trying to stop this is

It's because they know it's effective. I want you to listen to the most ridiculous, ridiculous media commentary yet on Joe Biden's your garbage comment. Here is Kelly O'Donnell. I mean, an obvious partisan hack, LOLing the world to death, claiming somehow that this is Joe Biden's stutter. Do you understand? Joe Biden has said himself he's beat the stutter, which is good.

It's not funny. I don't wish that on anybody. It's a troublesome thing. It's not funny. None of this stuff is funny. It's not a joke. I don't think any of it's funny. I never wish ill will on anyone. This show abhors violence and dumb shit like that. But let's be real. Joe Biden himself has said a stutter is not an issue anymore. Yet Kelly O'Donnell is now an audiologist and is claiming that, yeah, you know what? This has something to do with this stuff. This is how crazy this has gotten for them. Watch this. What?

What they are trying to say is that the president was referring to the demonization being garbage from one prominent supporter, the comedian who appeared at the Madison Square Garden event for Donald Trump. If you look at about a minute's worth of the remarks from President Biden when he was speaking to Latino groups last night, that context appears more clear.

Also, it's important to know that the president always has that battle against stuttering and that seemed to be apparent in this as well. This is not journalism. This is not journalism by Kelly O'Donnell. It's embarrassing. He's had a battle with stuttering that appears apparent. In other words, like you should just take it at face value that it was a stutter despite actually listening to the clip yourself. This is not even opinion. It's propaganda.

Kelly O'Donnell, I'm serious, has, as far as I know, zero medical background. She is not an audiologist. She is not a speech pathologist. She has no idea. She's pretending to give you the news while making a totally unfounded assertion that a stutter Joe Biden himself has said he has beat had something to do with him calling you garbage. They are freaking out, man.

They know they've alienated most of the country. And folks, as I said to you in the beginning, there are no more messaging opportunities to save themselves. It's over.

Halloween was last night. The weekend, it's a weekend before election. I'm going to be working this weekend. I got news for you. Americans do stuff. You got HVAC guys out there with jobs. You've got pilots that got to fly planes. You've got military folks putting their ass on the line for you. They don't get to take a break while they're shooting a terrorist and go, hold on, I want to get the election results. The message opportunity's over. This is how bad this is.

Tampon Tim was so freaked out about the garbage truck episode with Donald Trump, which only highlighted how bad this was. Tampon Tim now, this is the Tampon Tim who cannot stop with the jazz hands and the just kicking and the gesticulation. No one knows what this guy's ever doing. Here he is still focused on his Donald Trump is old, man. He had a hard time getting into a garbage truck.

Donald Trump is in his 70s. So you're suggesting if you're 70 years old, you're supposed to leap into the garbage truck like freaking Carl Lewis at the Olympics? Do you really think this is a good closing line? Watch this. This is desperation. This dude's nearly 80 years old. He damn near killed himself getting into a garbage truck.

He thinks this is funny? This is the soundbite you want to close out. Making fun of 80-year-olds? Folks, I'm 50 in December, okay? I got to tell you, I have a hard time getting up to... You really, do you think this is a closing message? That's the best you can do? There he is. King!

the tampon. Folks in the chat, light it up. Light it up with tampon tea. Back again. You know how Zeus throws those thunderballs? Woo! Where's my football? Oh, it's behind Fugazi. Fugazi's back. Light up the chat with Fugazi. And Honor Frank, we love you. We'll be looking forward to your reaction on November 6th if we win or lose. Of course, Fugazi's the voice of reason. Here we go. The great...

Chicago bear legend, Dan Hampton sent me this football. Bongino, you rock, Dan Hampton. Hall of Fame because he's the best. Here, all those are the Dan Hampton football. Here's Tampon Tim like Zeus throws thunderbolts. Tampon Tim throws the tampon. We love Dan Hampton. Go give him a shout out. You have no idea how much stuff we have in this office, man. This office is like a museum of stuff people have sent us. I'm not even kidding. You got this, the

detective badge here secret service coins people have sent me ren and stimpy happy happy georgia this is from everyone of course you got to have jesus because we love jesus there's jesus thank you jesus we love you oh jesus gonna the back fell apart i wasn't using his name as vain like jesus actually the backfellow there we go you got the donald trump ball which we're auctioning off don't forget did we by the way do we have the auction site for that yeah

This auction is off, folks. All for charity. I want to see big bids. Big bids on this one, okay? That's his actual signature. And he smudged it himself. He's just probably some like DNA on there or something like that. So there you go. You know you saw it on tape. No, I mean it a good way. I'm not talking about like Bill Clinton or anything like that. But you can check that out. And this is, he did this. This is like a Lego thing, right? This was you, right, Key? We have all, we have the rhinos, Jen Psaki. This is what my desk looks like. You'll all see it in a new studio.

Folks, is this also the headline? This is a real headline. I'm having a hard time, like I saw this on Libs of TikTok, believing this headline is real. So whenever I send a picture, by the way, guys, you know the rules if I send you a picture of a headline, right? You got to check it out, make sure it's real. I sent them the picture. These guys did their homework. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a real headline. Is this really the closing message you want? Newsweek. This is real, right? Just so we don't get like...

Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween. That's a real, that's a, that's a real headline going into the weekend. Folks, this thing is totally falling apart. I seem like I'm in a good mood today. It's because I really feel like we are about to do something so special and amazing. And I want to experience it with you.

But we just have to execute. Please, I know I'm bothering you. I know me haunting you to vote is a pain in the ass. Tell me in the chat, is it too much? Am I driving people crazy? White House, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, sorry, I totally forgot. Here, by the way, this is what I was talking about with the crime. AP, the White House altered the records of the garbage remarks despite stenographer concerns. Folks, they may have broken the law, too.

No, thank you, folks. I'm just the shows for you. And I just you understand, right? It's just people have to have this tattooed on the back of their eyelids. If you don't vote, you let the country collapse and you are going to have to stare your kids in the face. I don't mean to be a dick about it. I'm just telling you, I don't care what you got to do to vote.

I had a lady send me a message on Facebook, legit, no joke, that her 86-year-old grandmother broke her hip and they wheeled her into the election booth to go vote. What's our excuse? Zero. All right, when I come back on the other side of the break, I'm glad you put that up because speaking of crimes, wasn't Douglas Mackey sentenced to jail for putting out a meme joke about how to vote? Did you see what happened with Jimmy Kimmel?

Did Jimmy Kimmel break the law on TV? Certainly sounds like there's a lot of misinformation about voting coming from the left. Did you guys see this? Oh, stay tuned. Stay tuned. They're rules, not mine. They're rules. They're rules. You having trouble sleeping or staying asleep? Listen, I've been there. There is hope on the horizon, though. Beams, dream powder. They sent me some a long time ago to try. It's been a total game changer. See, when we're sleeping well, we're sharper, more focused, and ready to tackle whatever life throws our way.

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Because people felt like, wait, are you kidding? This is a total weaponization of government. There it is right there. It was really disgusting what they did to this young man, right? And they said, oh my gosh, you can't mislead people. It's a freaking joke. But the left said the rules have changed, folks. Did they not? The left said if you make a joke about election day, it's misinformation and disinformation. And we will, not figuratively, literally throw you in jail.

I'd like you to explain this joke then by Jimmy Kimmel and explain to me why Jimmy Kimmel should not be under federal investigation. And by the way, I am not kidding. I saw Matt Walsh from the Daily Wire tweet this, and he's absolutely correct. If the rules are that joke memes about voting that could mislead people are crimes, then Jimmy Kimmel should absolutely 100% be investigated. I am as serious as a heart attack. They want to rewrite the rules. Let him play by them. Watch this.

You can vote early, vote early. If you can't vote early, vote on time. If you want to vote for Trump, vote late, vote very late. If you're voting on Thursday or maybe Friday, this will be my third time voting against Donald Trump. New rules, kids, right? They told us them's the rules. I saw Matt Walsh tweet it, and Matt is 100% correct. Jimmy Kimmel, folks in the chat, yes or no? Should Kimmel be under investigation for this?

Yes or no? I'd love to see your response. Or should we go with the old, like, softy Republican? We have to take the high road. There's no what high road? The high road? They're putting people's asses in jail for this.

Notice how when it comes to misinformation about elections, the liberals always seem to get a bit. There we go, man, that chat, man. I wasn't even trying to break the chat today, and I think we did. Is there a thing? Botchino, Botchino. Do we have a Botchino bat signal? Like, can we do a Botchino? Like with a, you know, the BAPA put Botchino in it and said, Botchino, get on the case. This may be the first 99.9%. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel should be under investigation. I'm not kidding. All right, enough said on that, but you get the point.

They want to play by the new rules. Then let's do it. Now, again, I promise you, this is not one of these a-hole self-praise moments.

I just want you to trust me. Oh, look at that. I got Botchino. I didn't even know we had that. The Botchino signal's out there, folks. We need a Botchino emoji. And then everybody can call for him in the chat too. Michael, get on the case with that. You guys are good with that stuff. Hey, I promise I'm never going to steer you wrong. I have no skin in the game. I'm looking you straight in the eye here and telling you this as a friend. I don't want anything for the Trump team. I have donated six figures to their campaign. Why are you telling us that? Because I've asked you to donate.

I asked you, you think I'm a hypocrite? The amount I was, the top amount I was able to give, I gave.

I'm not going to ask you to vote if I don't vote. I'm not going to ask you to go out and advocate the cause and harangue 10 people to vote if I don't do it. Nothing I'm telling you is bullshit. I will live by the same rules I ask you to live by. So when I told you about J.D. and a lot of you disagreed, which is fine. It's actually it's good. It's good to have a healthy disagreement. I said J.D. is the guy. A lot of people disagreed with me.

I only told you because I had a lot of experience with him. And he was always impressive. Always. I mean more than impressive. I want you to watch how this is this guy. He is the trifecta. What's the trifecta in politics? You know what this is? It's not a golden rule, but it's up there. Looks the part, acts the part, talks the part. There are very few people who can do all three.

Some look but don't act. Some act but don't look. Some look and act but don't talk. He looks, acts, and talks the part. I want you to watch him yesterday with Joe Rogan. And this is just a completely different atmosphere. A guy comfortable anywhere. He can sit down with Kristen Welker and NBC and make her look like an idiot. He can sit down with tech investors and talk about Rumble or Truth or the new ecosystem.

But he can be funny, too. That's hard to do. He loves this clip. I got to tell you, I'm not so crazy about putting longer form clips on, but watch this with Joe Rogan doing a Kamala Harris impression. This is priceless. Check this out. I think we can describe it as she talks in circles. Yeah. Tim Dillon says it's like she does gypsy curses because she speaks in gypsy curses.

That's very good. We need to build an opportunity economy because if Americans don't have opportunity, then they're not going to have the opportunity to be Americans.

Folks, he's just funny and relatable. Contrast that with Tampon Tim, with the gesticulations and the high kicks. You know when the cheerleaders, they do the aerials? Woo! That's like Tampon Tim, man. He's out there, he's doing aerials, throwing tampons. Hey, tampon for you. You know, like they have the t-shirt guns at the Miami Heat games and stuff. He sends out tampons. It's not even close.

It's true. He wouldn't, he'd have no, it's a good point, Michael. If they had a tampon gun, he'd have no idea. It'll just like that Beretta shotgun. He couldn't figure it out. I have this shotgun forever. How do you load it? I don't know. Someone want to help. Here's one more. Here's JD again, folks do not underestimate this guy's ability to connect with the average voter who is a zero by four or a one by four. I'm not talking about four by four. So you're all four by fours. You guys are really active. You know what I'm talking about? I just mentioned your high propensity voters.

Do not underestimate this guy's ability to interact with LPVs, low propensity voters, and go, man, this guy's just funny. This, I thought, my humble opinion, was the best clip from the Rogan episode. It was about Hunter Biden. Check this out. The one thing that Republicans, man, that we're really, I think we got really wrong in the last few years, is the anti-Hunter Biden stuff. I want to go hang out with Hunter Biden. I mean, I may be the only Republican. That dude...

That dude knows how to have a good time. He was like Hunter S. Thompson without the writing talent. That guy went hard. You got to give it to him. I would bet $100 that Hunter Biden is voting for Donald Trump for president. Well, it doesn't seem like he likes his dad. It seems like he wanted— Well, I think his dad—I might bet $20 on his dad voting for Donald Trump for president, especially last night after the garbage comment. Oh, yeah. You know, that guy is trying to help Donald Trump. You're—

We're going to win. I think we're going to win. But after we win, I'm going to be convinced that Joe Biden was trying to help us the whole time. He put on the MAGA hat. The MAGA hat was crazy. That was crazy. When he put on the MAGA hat in front of those guys and they all cheered and he insisted on keeping the hat and he took it with him, I think he's very, very resentful that he got ousted in what was essentially a coup. Yeah. And I'd love to know what happened there, by the way. Oh, I would love to know what happened. Okay. Now I'm going to do what I do on this show.

I'm going to play that content, but tell you why it matters. Cause I'm telling you, there's a lot of confusion about this on our side. Forget the left, forget the left, forget them. I can't tell you how many people I saw knew who were like, Oh Dan, we shouldn't joke about a hundred Biden. I folks, I'm telling you, I put my, my, my head in my hand and was like, you are totally missing the point. You are totally missing the point.

The Joe Rogan Show viewers, which it's an enormous show. If you follow the podcasting space, we're the number one or number two conservative podcast. His audience is probably three times ours. That's how big it is. It is the biggest podcast in the world. Not even a close second.

His average viewer is not a high propensity voter. The only people offended, oh, we shouldn't joke, are high propensity voters who've been living this for a few years. I'm sorry to say, but you got to lighten up a little bit. The low propensity voter who only knows Hunter Biden was partying on the weekends, but has no idea about Privat Bank, Poroshenko, you know that because you really lit into politics like I am, okay? They don't know that.

They laughed at this. They get it was a joke. He's trying to be funny. You're totally missing the point. Not you, but I'm telling you, oh, man, we shouldn't joke about this. Let's not go to the end of the campaign with a stick up our ass, please. That's not relatable. You sound like Kamala Harris then trying to play it safe all the time. I'm not talking about you, but you've probably seen it on Twitter. We shouldn't joke. No, we should. We should.

It was a funny joke and it worked. Some jokes aren't. We saw that. But this one worked. Folks, the only polls that matter now, by the way, are ballots. Having said that, I really like this guy, Eric Dautry. I'm actually trying to get him on my radio show later today.

We're going to do we're going to try to get him on on election night. I kind of found them through my friend Drew, and he's been a fantastic analyst and his numbers are on point. Give him a follow. Eric L. Daw, D-A-U-G-H on X. Tell him we sent you, please. We'd really appreciate that. I told you polls at this point don't matter. Forget him. Throw him out. But I'd be remiss if I did not throw this one last point out there.

Eric points out that the final electoral college map based on the most accurate pollster of 2020. Okay. That does matter if a guy was accurate or a company was accurate, they're accurate. Atlas Intel that had to make their pick. Their final electoral college map does not look good for Kamala Harris at all. It doesn't mean anything's over. I just wanted to throw that out there. So going into the weekend, you realize that if we execute, uh,

If we execute, this is what, do you guys have the actual map? Look at this. They have it at 312. This is the most accurate pollster of 2020, Atlas Intel. 312 Trump, Kamala Harris 226. But look at this map. Atlas Intel has him taking out Trump, taking Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, basically every swing state out there. Oh, Nevada too. Folks, this is a bad map for them. The only way to make this map happen is to do what?

Execute. Execute. And folks, I hear these Democrats saying, oh, bring someone with you. That's not good enough. I'm sorry, that's not good enough. Ten people. That's the minimum. If you're not willing to do it, you're not willing to win. I'm not kidding when I tell you ten people. It's not some number I pulled out of my ass. I'm telling you, you know ten people who are on the fence and may not vote. You need to drag them out and go make sure they vote for Trump. There are going to be people who stay home.

A car tire is going to pop. A kid's going to get sick. No excuses. Everybody get out and vote because the left is all bullshit all the time. Everything they tell you is fake and phony. Listen, this clip is more for the Bongino show. I'm going to put this out there for you.

I'm going to tell you in advance, the problem, I love this clip, by the way, it's my favorite clip of the show. It's the great Joe Kernan at CNBC who has just been destroying liberal bullshit on CNBC. I love this guy. I don't think I've ever even met him. But this guy is incredible. Liberals go on CNBC, I think, thinking they're going to get a free pass. Phil Murphy, the communist governor of New Jersey, made a big mistake going on CNBC thinking he's going to get a pass. And Joe Kernan absolutely eats his lunch, eats this guy's lunch.

This is a clip designed for you guys. It's not soundbiteable at all, but it's about a minute long. But you guys who are knee-deep will understand why this explains perfectly, why you should never vote for a leftist. They never tell you the truth. You know what we stand for. Cost-effective tax cuts, economic growth, regulatory reform, school choice, patient-directed health care.

You know, school accounts we control. You know everything we stand for. Strong national defense, backing our military, backing our cops. The left never tells you. Watch Phil Murphy. He's asked a simple question by Joe Kernan. What Kamala Harris policy do you support? This guy's the communist governor of New Jersey. You would think this would be easy. He can't name a single thing.

This is glorious. This is actually my favorite clip of the day. Check this out. You like Kamala Harris, not just against. So what are let me ask you, do you believe we should abolish the filibuster? And you can answer after I do. How about getting rid of private insurance?

How about taxing unrealized gains? How about nationalizing energy? How about mandatory gun buybacks like Australia? How about decriminalizing illegal crossings, ending cash bail, child gender reassignment surgery being paid for in prison? I mean, what are your raising the corporate tax rate? What are your favorite proposals from Kamala Harris that make you like her so much?

Joe, for a Jersey guy, you sound like you're on the Trump campaign, for crying out loud. Come on, man. You're cherry-picking stuff. Which of those do you like? Which of those are you in favor of? Are you in favor of ending the filibuster? We'll go one by one. Are you? I'm not sure on the filibuster, honestly, but I think getting fair tax rates makes sense. What's that?

I think fair tax policy is sensible. What does that mean, fair? Fair means you pay what you should pay. Do you see my point? This is why this show is number one in live streaming every single day. I make these points over and over, and then they just feed us information. We feed back into this positive feedback loop. Well, what's the point? What have I been telling you for the last six months?

The Democrats lie to you about everything. You just saw it on video. Granted, it's not an easy soundbite. You got to be kind of wonky to get what's happening there. But the point is simple.

Every single thing the Democrats plan on doing to you, transgender, sex surgeries in prison, unrealized capital gains taxes, dumping the filibuster. No one will go on video and actually say, yes, we want to do it. Why? Because they're embarrassed. They know they're tyrants.

Well, Dan, they're probably not going to do it. No, or else he would say nobody's going to do that. He won't say it. And then you catch the end. My favorite argument of all. Oh, pay your fair share. What's the fair share, Joe Kernan asked him. It's the share of fairness, the fairness of the sharedness. It's the sharedness of the fair. He should sing like Adora. Adora.

the Explorer. We pay our fair share. Boots said super cool Explorer Doria. Pay your fair share. They don't have shit. They don't have shit. They won't say anything. What are you voting for? Ask your liberal friends. What are you voting for? I'll give you, I'll give you this.

You want to kill babies? Yes, that is definitely your party. Donald Trump is not for a national abortion ban. I personally am pro-life, conception, and natural death. I'll give you that. You want to kill babies through nine months? If that's the only issue you care about at all, you don't care about your kids' education, health care, the economy, natural debt, national debt, China, anything, then I can't help you. What else are you voting for us? I'm serious. They won't say anything.

You're going to tax unrealized capital gains. Phil Murray's like, I'm not really sure we're going to do it. Mark Cuban, no, we're not going to do that. Kamala Harris, yes, we're going to do that. We love fracking. Kamala Harris said we hate fracking. No, but then she said we love it. But then she said we hate it. They lie. They're full of shit. They lie to you about everything all the time. So folks, I'm not done yet, by the way. This is important. You want some...

I always go to, I know the limits of my own knowledge on this show. That's important, right? Only a smart ass thinks they know everything. And I certainly don't. So regarding political tactics, I saw this tweet yesterday by our friend, Eric.

and he put out some early markers on election night. By the way, who's spending election night with us? Folks in the chat, let me know. I need you there. Spread the word. Rumble.com slash Bongino. It is free. It is free. It is free. I'm going to make this really easy for you. Go to the App Store. Super easy. Download the Rumble app. Can you make the app number one in news? We would really appreciate it. Download the Rumble app. You'll get a notification when I go live at 7.30 p.m. Eastern time. Ish.

May go a little early, a little later, depending on we got a whole bunch of technical stuff we're working on. We will be at Oak and Ember in Stewart, Florida, in downtown Stewart, celebrating election night. It's a ticketed event, but it's going to be a blast. But I want to know pretty early what we should be looking for, right? Some people got to go to bed. Kids got to go to school the next day. So 730 by 930 10, I'd like to have an idea if we're in good or bad shape, correct?

So because you and I are into metrics and we're not into bullshit like Phil Murphy, what's the fair share? Give us a number, bro. I want a number. So Eric Daughtry put this tweet out with some stuff we'll be paying attention to. He says, I'll send this out on election night, but here's how to read the results. So he notes correctly, obviously states count votes differently in different orders. I told you it's not a national election. It's a series of state elections, right? Trump will lead Virginia, he notes, early in the night.

Well, that happens all the time, okay? Florida will be the most Democratic earlier in the night because that's the mail-in and early vote drop before the election day drop. So let's get that out of the way. Don't jump to any conclusion in Virginia. Trump's up 11. Disregard that. Florida, don't pay any attention until, like, 20, 30, 40, 50% of the vote's counted, okay? So good. We want to know what not to pay attention to, too, because I don't want people getting all excited, okay?

He says, don't read it as a horse race. You basically, you want to play in a long game that night. But he says, for instance, this is a good one to pay attention to. Allegheny County, Pennsylvania should have their vote in pretty quick. You know, it's watch it. If Trump is out doing 2016 there with most of the vote in, safe to say, because he won in 2016, so if he's doing better, safe to say his odds rise in Pennsylvania. So we'll be keeping our eyes on that. We'll be communicating with some people, hopefully Eric included, throughout the night. We'll keep our eyes on that.

He wrote the New York times needle, you know, that needle chances of winning. Forget it. Just for, I'm just telling you, he's saying to be very skeptical of shit like that. And he's got some more stuff in the tweet as well. He says, watch Georgia and North Carolina for statewide results. First, Pennsylvania will be slower. He said, obviously watch a Wisconsin, Michigan and the West coast swing States. They'll take a little bit longer too, but here's the takeaway. Georgia and North Carolina will set the tone for the night.

If Trump is absolutely thrashing in North Carolina and Georgia, that bodes well for Pennsylvania and other battlegrounds. This is invaluable information. This is the kind of stuff on election night we're going to have our panelists, Mike Benz, Julie Kelly, Savannah Hernandez, Adam Gillette. We're going to have a bunch of political analysis going on, a crossover with Steven Crowder. This is the kind of stuff we need to be paying attention to, folks. It's really important. I wanted to play this one last clip for you because going into the weekend,

I don't want to scare you, but if we lose this election, ladies and gentlemen, I'm telling you right now, you better hire a lawyer. If you are a prominent conservative, I am not kidding. These people are coming for you. They've done it before. They've got a record of weaponizing government. I really like this commentator on social media, Peter St. Onge. He does economics a lot. He's not like a fireball guy, but his point is real here. What they did to Elon, they will do to you if we lose. I want you to listen to this. Check this out.

Recently, Elon Musk gave a talk detailing the government attacks on his companies since he came out as pro-free speech and especially since he came out as pro-Donald Trump. These include endless made-up environmental rules, including a study to see if falling rockets hit sharks.

It includes curbs on SpaceX launches specifically because Elon tweets pro-Trump things. And it includes a $600,000 fine for spilling drinking water in a desert. Not a joke. Attacking dissenting companies, of course, is a hallmark of authoritarian regimes. As Mussolini put it, quote, everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state. For a true authoritarian, no citizen is allowed to dissent and certainly no company, which are sitting ducks.

Of course, in theory, this sort of thing does not happen in America. In theory, we jail bureaucrats who conduct Mussolini-style lawfare. Alas, it has been going on ever since the progressives imposed the administrative state about 100 years ago, saddling now every industry in America with a regime big brother, a library worth of regulations, mandates, licensing boards, a bureaucratic army that, like everything government does, is thoroughly corrupt.

Chief Robin Brooks in the chat, in all caps, do not underestimate the left and the DNC. Chief Robin Brooks, you are 100% correct. Do not underestimate their capacity for malfeasance. Here's what we're going to tell you going into the weekend.

You should feel really good. Smile this weekend, but work. Make sure you're hustling and getting 10 people out. We can pop the champagne Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday morning. Okay, this isn't the time for it. Enjoy yourself. You still live in the greatest country on earth. Your kids, your God, your church, your community matter. And if we lose, nobody's leaving America like these coward chump left. We're leaving America. No one's doing that.

But we have a chance right now. We are in amazing shape to change this country. You just need to do one thing. You just need to execute. And I promise if you do and bring 10 people in this audience, I promise you will win.

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