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"I made a sound, a pretty girly, feminine sound."
"He was clinging to my arm as I tried to get him off."
"Hornets are the jerks of the animal world."
"There aren't very many cool injuries though, really."
"Yeah, or you were trying to like rescue somebody from like, you know, push a car out of the street or something."
"I don't ever want to be stung by anything that isn't a murder hornet."
"Leaving early at a thing that you enjoy. That's funny."
"It's like, spoiler, Dorothy makes it home in The Wizard of Oz."
"It's like you're not getting out of the parking lot before me, pal."
"War of the Worlds, the movie by Orson Welles, before inspired by the radio play by Orson Welles, inspired by the short story by Jules Verne written in 1890? That ending?"
"My dad likes to arrive everywhere early. He also likes to leave everywhere early"
"It's not even watered down mango juice. I know you don't like the taste of mango."

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