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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how's it going? What are you checking? I'm ashy. I'm a little ashy today. You don't believe in moisturizer? I don't, actually. No? No. You never moisturized your face or butt? Really, no. I mean, I've gotten some stuff from Beard Club that I've used. Oh my god, are you plugging? Oh, I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to. What is it? Is it a moisturizer? It was just like, it was a wash and then like some oils and stuff. Got it. But like, I'm not a big. Hold on. Hold on. Ask me. Ask me what I did this morning. Ask me. No. Ask me what I did this morning. You really want to tell it, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What'd you do? I ran four miles. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Hard fuck you. Yeah, I think, you know, I'm just better, dude. Well, yeah, I think you've really leaned into that. Serious question. I bring that up for a different reason. When was the last time you, like, ran, like, a decent amount of distance? There's a reason why I'm asking. Honestly? Mm-hmm.
the pandemic okay like 2020 like july 2020 i don't know if this is just exclusive to me but when i run right today for instance ran four miles felt really good about myself okay then i'm going to shower now i'm naked standing in my bathroom that's how that works yeah my yeah
Bro, my running dick is just insanely horrible. It is so bad. What the fuck is a running dick? It's like, I guess when I work out, my dick's like chill. Like it's like, yo. Dude, there have been times where I have to like pull my dick out of its cave, you know, when I'm working out a little bit. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's too small. I'm like, why is this thing retreating like it's freezing outside? Don't get me wrong. I'm not sitting there at the gym just fucking cranking, you know, my dick. Yeah, you're not pulling on the thing like a snake. I wouldn't be able to. You know what I mean? Like, I have to, like, check it and just make sure, like, dude, what's he got going on in there? But I went to it. I was like, I was feeling good. I'm like, oh, that was great. And then I'm like, what? Like, now, like, my whole day's ruined because my dick looks like the top of a baby bottle. I didn't...
Wow, I'm serious. That's awful dude. I told you. That's fucking shit. I was like, oh my god, what is this? This is bad. I'm like, can I talk more about your awful dick? Welcome back to the bass veneer folks. How's it going? I didn't know that there was a running dick.
And I don't know. I don't know. I'm scared. I love, I'm a really big fan of like pre-pee dick. You know what I'm saying? Like, what pumped up? Just got back from doing a thousand pushups. If I, if I, if my dick looked like when I have to pee all the time,
That'd be a fucking good day. Or if you're like really hydrated and then you have to pee, your dick's like. Yeah. Yeah. People are always saying like, you want to get a man to take better care of himself, just put everything in terms of like how their dick is going to look and or feel and or just generally act. Right.
You know, if you're just like, listen, men, like, if you drink more, you're going to get less headaches. You're going to fucking, you're going to, your skin's going to look better. Men don't care about that shit. They'll be like, less headaches? Gay. I want headaches. Yeah, fat or dick though. But if they're like, listen, your dick will be engorged. Yeah, it will. You'll last longer in bed. Is that true? I don't know, but you could say it though. What are you going to do? Yeah. What are you going to do? Give people water and just tell them to go have sex? Yeah, we're all lying about that anyway, so it's not a big deal. Yeah, no one, no one. 40 minutes.
What you're fucking your King jackhammer over here. I'm jack there was a There was a clip where we were a lot was like what do you think the average amount of pumps is and you were and I was like Frank you said like 11, which is like no no I said, I think I was in like the 20s or 30s, but you were like what I do that in fuck Take it easy. That's not that's not no jackhammer. Okay. I have a motion. Yeah, what's the motion? Oh, you want me to do it kind of I
I don't, I'm scared. I have stage fright now. Do you? Yeah. And a runner's penis. And a runner's penis. That's, that's, that's, I never would have put my dick in terms of like running and not running. Because guess what I don't ever do? Right, yeah. Yeah. Got it. I am the big pee-pee guy. You love to piss. I do, dude. I'm big pee-pee. Yeah, you love piss. Big pee-pee. And, um, big pee-pee. Like, I don't...
You love to piss in not toilets, too, which is great. You're cool with that now. I think that, well, it's great for, like, good for you. Yeah, it is pretty good. But it's not good because illegalness. You've named something. You realize you're breaking the law all the time when you're pissing in your car because your wiener's out in public, and you're doing that a lot. I have back-tinted windows. So, like, that's like closing the blinds in your room. Yeah, but the birds can see you.
You think I give a fart about a bird? You hate birds for some reason. I do hate birds. You know, that is so crazy you brought that up. Birds? Yes. Dude, on the way here, I'm pretty sure I hit and killed a pigeon. Okay. But like a New York City pigeon. I didn't think. What other pigeons? What other genres? I mean, there are New Jersey pigeons, you know. Yeah, but I wouldn't know what that is. There's like those pigeons in Rome.
You're not in Rome. I'm not. I'm not. But there's, you know, like people probably care more about the pigeons in Italy than they do in New York. Wait, so how do you think...
Because they flew. You know how they do that? They? You killed multiple. No, there were multiple. But I think it was the guy at the back of the pack. You know what I'm saying? Oh, the idiot. I was the gazelle, and that dumb fucking slow-ass pigeon probably got the underside of my Goodyears. It flew under your car? Yeah, so I'm pretty sure I killed it. I wasn't upset about it.
That feels like something you didn't have to say. No. Why are you offering that? I'm not, like, I'm offering because, like, is there something wrong with me in that situation? Yeah, dude. I mean, you killed a thing that is alive. Not confirmed. But you like it. Kind of a little bit. Why do you like it? You don't feel bad? Because New York City pigeons are fucking rats, dude. Why are you saying New York City? It's just a pigeon. No, no, no, no. If it was, like, a farm pigeon, I'd feel more bad about it because, like, they have, like, probably, like, a healthy life.
So you feel you only like the rich version of pigeons? Think about it like this. All right. You're driving in the country. Okay. You know when you go to the country? Yeah. Yeah. And a fucking squirrel runs in the road. You're like, oh, shit, I don't want to. And you don't hit it.
But then you're driving down in fucking Brooklyn and a squirrel runs in the road. You're like, oh, this guy, he's an idiot. But I don't do that. You do that. I try to get out of the way of animals. I guess I'm picking up that you're saying that they're- Where does this line stop, by the way? Because we've gone over squirrels and pigeons and sometimes children run out into the street. Joey, come on. Come on. Well, I don't know. Joey. Yeah. Pigeon is a rat with wings, a diseased rat with wings. What about raccoons? I still haven't gotten over bird flu. What about raccoons? Oh, yeah.
Take them out. I'll not only stop the car, get out, and I'll fucking personally gut them. I hate raccoons. Really? More than... Raccoons? Don't get me started on possums, dude. Possums can fucking go. They're gross. It's so stupid. Raccoons are at least cute. Like, if you're gonna eat my garbage, like, be cute. You know? Yeah, like, it's kind of cute that they're little, like, just disgusting trash pandas. But, like, a possum...
Also opossum Like figure your fucking name out I don't know They're ugly I think if they're from Ireland they're opossums Frank you literally just pulled that out of the sky Like there's no way you came up with that No because it's like you know like hey I'm Mike Grady It's like nice to meet you Mike Grady It's like I'm Mike O'Grady So that's what the joke was
It's worse than I thought. That's incredible. Come in, I guess. Billy O'Donnell. Yeah, yeah, exactly. No, dude, I was like, oh, shit. And then after I was like, oh, shit. You know what I'm saying? You look horny, dude. I'm definitely not horny. But there was a part of me that was just like, because, bro, I don't think anyone would say, save the New York pigeons. Well, there's an abundance of pigeons.
There's too many of them, right? So, if anything, I'm kind of doing us a whole favor here. You know you're killing and enjoying. I didn't... Listen, I didn't kill it on purpose. It fucking... The dumbass bird it was drove in front... I don't even know if it's dead. It's possible. You know what's kind of freaking me out? Like, I've seen in the last, like, three months...
Like four birds like fly into a building and like get fucked up. I was at my mom's house. I'm like, did someone just knock on the door? And there's a pigeon just like.
Or like a little bird just like standing there because they get stunned. Oh, yeah. They can break their necks and kill themselves. But this one was alive and it was just sitting there like I fucked up. Like it was just sitting there like, oh, shit. I love how we've like we've like created this scale of like how good cleaning products are by like how much they're able to make birds kill themselves. Like it's like, oh, my God, that Windex is so good. The bird didn't even see the window. Is this supposed to be relatable? I have no idea. You've never seen those commercials. There's like I've seen. Oh.
Oh! You know what I mean? Like, it's like, oh, birds fly into it. And it flies right into it. It's like, are Windex so good? We'll kill a couple birds. We'll kill some fucking birds. Yeah, I've seen that. No, it, I, I've, that's like out of a horror movie. Like, wasn't there like multiple horror movies? I was like, this is like The Happening. Was that a shitty Mark Wahlberg movie? That was a pretty bad movie. Not pretty bad. Very bad. Full bad. When's the last time you saw it? Capital B-A-D. Bad, bad, bad. Way to go. When's the last time you saw it?
I don't know the year it came out. 2008. The scene where the guy lets his lawnmower drive over him. Bro, if a lawnmower drove over me, I'm alive. Like, I'm not dead. Hmm? Yeah, I'm not dead. Have you ever mowed a lawn with not a push mow? Yeah. With a fucking... Push mow? Yeah, the push mow lawnmowers that you guys used to do. Why'd you say push mow? Push mow.
That's what they're called? No, a hand crank? I don't know. He doesn't have the time. I remember the ones that you guys used to have. I had to push. I had to push. I remember. But no, my mom had the one where it's like there's four wheels and you push it and it's like a machine. Oh, it'll kill you, Joey. No shot. Joey. Frankie, it's like it'll hurt a lot. Joey. It's not actual blades, is it?
Yes. I thought it was a wire. From someone that mows his lawn multiple times. Oh, here we go. Johnny Appleseed here. No, no, no, no, no. We get it. You mow a lawn. I have a lawn, Joey. I have a lawn. And I can tell you the underside. Bro, it's two giant machetes, basically. No.
You probably bought a super duper fuck talk. 1,000. All right. Give me, you want me to give you like a basic lawnmower type in the underbelly of a mower. I'm basic lawnmower. You ready? I'm, I was under the impression that $97 lawnmower here. You said talk. You want me to talk? I'm going to talk. Say something. Go ahead. Go ahead. I thought underneath was these like, uh,
Oh no, I'm thinking of the other one. The weed whacker. You're so fucking stupid. Cause that's just like a hard string. Yes, correct. And it's not even hard. It's just kind of like nylon. A mower would kill me? Really? Dude, I'm trying to get a picture. They have no fucking picture. I think it would hurt me a bunch and I'd have like scars. That is a giant machete. I can't even, I don't even know what I'm looking at. That's the underside and that's a giant fucking blade.
And there are other ones that have like, we have a dual blade one. So it's like this. So it's going in different fucking, bro, it will kill you. It will cut your face off. It'll cut me up for sure. Yeah, I'm cut up. No, no, no. It'll kill you. That's one of the dumbest things. What if there was like an ambulance on site? Like I get run over and then I'm like, fix me up. What's getting run over? Your feet? You'll live. Well, like in the movie, like he's just like. Oh, he goes under head first. If I'm laying down, no way I'm dead.
Like if I'm laying face down? Joey! It's not gonna get my face? It's made- Joey! Joey! It's made to cut blades of grass that are up this fucking tall. You think your giant fucking nose isn't gonna get chopped into bits? I said I'm laying down. I'm face down into the dirt. Oh, face down? It'll still kill you! The back of my head will hurt. Yeah, it'll cut the back of you up. It'll crack your skull. Give me a good haircut. Dude, this- Please tell me this is a bit. No, no, no. Look, okay. Like, obviously, like, being a little funny here, like, whatever.
But I remember during that scene, I was like, like, I don't, it's not that I believe I can like outlive the mower. It's just, I think that you would get very hurt, but I don't know that it's like a death sentence every time. No, it would. Yeah, it would be. I feel like some people could survive. I don't know if I have the skin. Whom? Superman, Joey? Yeah, you're not fucking Superman. People with tough skin.
Some people, you know, you hit them with a machete and they just, it bounces off of them. Who? Who does that? Who gets hit with a machete and it bounces off of them? Literally no one. This is wild. Also, if I was wearing chain mail, I'm alive. Yes, okay, chain mail, I'll give you that. But sparks would fly. You know how bad I want chain mail, dude? I would love chain mail. And you know what? You don't really realize how heavy that stuff is. Well, it's all chains.
Yeah. What is a male, by the way? I don't know, but anytime I see it, I immediately think of Scott Steiner. Is it... Me too. Big Papa Pump. Is it male? Like...
Or like mail? I think it's M-A-L-E. Like a mail? Yeah. Wait, is it? I think so. Chain mail. I thought it was like send me a letter mail. Oh, maybe I'm wrong. But I don't think it has to do with delivery service. I think it's just... It's mail, baby. It's postage mail. Chain mail. And you can get some mail. Oh, look at this. You can get a bralette.
Not you. Titty chain mail. Titty chain mail, yeah. That makes sense. Protect your tits when you're out. Listen, if I was... Holy shit, this is a whole dress of chain mail and it's basically see-through. 2,100 bucks. The chain mail industry is... It's like a weighted blanket. Fuck weighted blankets. Chain mail. Chain mail, guys.
How cozy would it be? It wouldn't. You know that feeling when you put your hand into a bowl of peanuts or a bowl of M&M's and it's just cozy for no reason? Probably super like that with just laying in chain mail, a fucking chain mail dress. Dude, it's definitely not like any of that. But also, why are you putting your full hand into a bowl of M&M's? You're fucking it up for everyone else. No, it's in my house.
Yeah. No, no, I'm all right. Yep. I'm all right here. So, all right, I guess there was something wrong with me that I was, I wasn't like excited that I hit the, might've hit the bird, but like, I wasn't not, like, I wasn't like upset, you know? It didn't hurt you. It didn't. It didn't take it. You're like, I would do that once a day. I mean, I wouldn't go out and start, like, I would need to look to kill birds in order for that to happen. I would do that though. Like hunting? Oh, I've never been hunting. Listen. Oh.
I don't advocate for guns or anything, but shooting guns is fun. Yeah. It's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a controlled environment. Shooting clays is like the coolest feeling in the world. Yeah, you've told me that. You've told me, but. Because you feel like Jesse James. Like I want to take it off my hip. Pow, pow. Pow, pow.
I didn't know that you were like doing it like that. I thought you were just like, no, no, no. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a shotgun. I just don't like like how, like I don't want to look like an idiot when I'm shooting a gun. You know what I mean? Like I don't like the kickback. Like it makes me look like I'm weak and I don't like that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but it's not that bad.
I've shot some shit. Yeah, me too. But the ones when you shoot with clays, they're not terrible. I was taken shooting by my father-in-law. And he has a good friend who collects guns. But like World War II guns.
So he collects a world war two gun? Yeah, and he brought them to the shooting range and he's like you want to fire a fucking m1 Garand? And I was like, yes. Oh, did it make the sound? Yeah, dude, it was pretty sick when I shot guns in the Poconos I shot a sniper the guy talked to me into shooting the sniper rifle that was I kind of afraid to shoot cuz I was like that thing's loud as fuck It's gonna break my shoulder, but it honestly was like easier than some of the other guns but
The coolest part about that gun We're doing guns now Is that The coolest thing about guns Is Loading it Cause you shoot it And then you You crank it back And the fucking thing pops out Yeah And then you're like Yeah Awesome Yeah I'm kinda with you there Shooting people sucks though That's why To be fair Shooting people sucks Dude That's why Unless they're shooting at you
Nerf guns are some of the most satisfying toys. Nerf guns, dude. Dude, because literally we have one Nerf gun that's a single shot, but you have to like load it in, close the thing, and then fucking bang. And it's like, oh my God. Loading a gun. That's another part that's cool about the shooting clays. At least when I did it, it's like they're like little shotguns. So you put the fucking like... Oh, the big fat case in it? Yeah, you're like...
Dude, did you ever see there's a guy, I think he's on TikTok, wherever he is, and he makes videos of him reloading household items like they were video game guns? It's pretty impressive. It's pretty cool. It's pretty dope. I kind of wish I could do it. Nurse guns don't know when to stop, though, because they had guns. It's like, oh, cool, guns. And then they made little automatic guns. Then it's like, this is a full bazooka gun.
We had one growing up. I've never heard a baby with this thing. If I've told this story, it was a long time ago, so I'll tell it for our friends here that might be new. We had one growing up that was a three-in-one. It was a fucking, like, Nerf gun. Like, it could shoot, like, you know, one at a time, but you could put in, like, a cartridge of, like, 20. And then attached to it came a single pistol one. And then it mounted on a legit rocket launcher.
It was like a big foam rocket. Yeah. And we jokingly... Oh, boy. Oh, I think I know where this goes. Yeah, we jokingly held up my grandmother. Yeah, I feel like this isn't a joke, dude. This is pretty jokey. Joke for you. This is a joke. Yeah, she was a... Oh, your grandmother, who, by the way, was demented at the time. She had dementia. She had dementia. So this is a demented woman. And you're fake robbing her with big fat guns. No, no, no, no, no.
Frank, you fake robbed a demented old woman with dementia. No, no, stop. Because now you're making it sound like I staged a fucking home invasion. No, she knew it was us. Let me ask you a question. And tell me the truth. She knew it was us. No, no, no, no, no. Tell me the truth. Did you have a ski mask on? No, no. Okay, well, that's shocking. No, no, no, no, no, no. My pranks only go so far, Joey. Take it the fuck easy. You staged a murder scene. I did. In your bedroom.
A ski mask is not taking it too far. You can't. You're making me sound like a bit of a sociopath here, Joey. I'm repeating the things you've done. No, no, no, no, no. My grandma, we were like jokingly like, we're going to get you. Because she would always, the typical grandma line with Nerf guns is like, don't ever fucking point it at someone's face. You're going to shoot. They'll take an eye out. Yeah. Which I'm sure it has happened in history. It has. You ever been hit with a Nerf gun bullet? Yeah. If it takes your eye out, you deserve to lose that eye. Yeah. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Some of them, you know. No. It doesn't. No. I'm not firing fucking darts. Okay. So you chased your grandmother around? No. Chased. Couldn't walk. So she was sitting. Easy target. Chased. She couldn't walk. She was sitting in her chair. She was sitting down. And like, I think it was my brothers or maybe one of my brothers and my sister. And we like jokingly like held her up.
And she was like, at first, she was like, ha, ha, ha. But then it turned into not so playful on her end. She was like, all right, guys, fucking chill out. I'm trying to watch my fucking judge, Joe Brown. And I don't remember if it was me. It could have been me. It could have been somebody else. It was definitely him. Who was firing the rocket, accidentally discharging, and it hit her. Yeah, dude. It accidentally discharged. You're not in the military, dude.
The gun accidentally misfired and there was some friendly fire. Well, that's how it happens, okay? That's how it happens. So the rocket went off accidentally. That's so alleged it's insane, by the way. And it hit her right in the forehead. It hit her in, I feel like, the cheek. Like this side. And then she died shortly after. No, no. No, don't do that. It was years later. Unrelated. Yeah.
We don't know though. We can't confirm nor deny. It was the beginning of the end. I will say this. We all felt really bad. Like, you know, she played it off. She was a good sport about it. She had no choice because she saw the other guys play. Right, yeah, exactly, yeah. Don't fucking tell mom about this. Don't you dare. Don't make me do this. Oh, God, good times. Yeah. Good times. Good for you, dude.
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I wanted to talk about something. So this has been getting some traction. People have been messaging us, tagging us. There is the, around this time of the year, the sexiest, people's sexiest man alive come out. And they do a reader poll. So basically, I think like they vote who the sexiest person alive is, but they allow who? People. People.
Not people. The people? No, like the brand. The people? Brand people. People. Brand people. People. And they allow the readers to vote in different categories. Got it. And the reason that I'm bringing this up, because there was one category that came out that we got fucking snubbed. I mean, this is like talking like biggest snub of the century here. Really? Yeah. So we're going to go over a couple of the categories, but the one category that is definitely...
Something we have to talk about here is the sexiest podcast host. Oh, I saw this on Twitter. Yeah. Joey, I don't know who is voting on this, but number one, Taylor Lautner. He's a hot guy. Yeah. He looks like a dog. Like a cute dog. That's not a nice thing to say. No, like a panda. That's not a dog. Yeah, it's not. It's not a dog. I mean, like, he's got a face.
Animal face He's still doing It's not because he was Was he a wolf in that movie Or something He was a werewolf But like it's not because of that He was also a shark boy He also I didn't even know that But he's got like an animal face Yeah But he's a good looking guy And he's got a great body I just I don't I don't like Like if you're gonna vote Like sexiest podcast host First of all Didn't know he had a podcast Yeah what is he What is he What is Taylor Lautner talking about Being not ugly Come on Yeah we get it dude You're hot Just be hot Let us have this
If you're going to vote for podcast hosts, vote on like real podcast hosts. Right. Us. Right. You know, the boys from Shits and Gigs. Good looking boys. Right. Cody. Cody Coe, friend of the show. Good looking guy. You know, other people. Trevor Wallace. Good looking guy. You know, Shane Gillis still do a podcast. Not that good looking. Very funny. Makes up for it a little bit. You know?
on us real people. Yeah. Of course Taylor Lautner's like, you just find a way to tell people that Taylor Lautner's sexy. Yeah, that's not fair that Taylor Lautner gets to come into podcasting and just take the sexiest podcast host, bro. You're an actor. Dude. Act. Podcasting became like, they're stealing our awards. Listen.
Once famous people started taking it like are like normie people stuff. Yeah, it really started going downhill It's really unfortunate when a group of people just swoop in and just make something their own They take it and call it the glory. Yeah, I hate that. Do you yeah, are you sure? Yeah, it sounds like you might profit off of it No, the other people that were in there were oh, there's like a top there's a top four. Oh, oh
Dax Shepard. I mean. Cool guy. Would you call him hot? I wouldn't. No? No. I think that, you know, funny guy. I haven't really seen something in Dax Shepard. His wife's very funny. I like her. I mean, they're both funny. Yeah, they are. But. Gerson Bell. One of my favorite movies for getting started. Marshall. One of the best comedies of all time. Love that movie. I will stand by that. Nick Vial. He looks like he's an actor. Oh, that guy's hot, though.
He's a good looking guy. He's hot. And he's a podcast guy, I think. I guess. And the other one is Dom Gabriel? Hmm? Oh, I've seen clips of him. He's a good looking guy. He is a good looking guy. He's got tattoos and shit. Doesn't, but it doesn't, like, the boy, I think we should write in. I don't think we're harder than those last two. People. People.
It's me. We gotta go for it. You know what it is? We have to go for it. I would even say this. Taylor Lauder has the hair flip worse than your hair flip. Wow. I don't know if I'm complimented. I'm gonna reel back in for a second. I was gonna say love your hair flip. Definitely didn't. Definitely don't. Right. Me neither though. Yours is better than his. You know? That's like who has the smell of your dog shit?
Well, how did that how could that possibly be the example you know, but there are other topics Categories here that I wanted to come we have to go for it though Like we have to start working out and like we have to go Don't don't with this you just talk about running four miles. Don't be like we okay start working out We need to have less chins. I know Joey someone commented on somebody really quick. Oh
on one of our clips, someone commented, they wrote Frankie chins. Yeah.
Not Frankie Skins. I honestly applaud him for it. I like that. But what do you think we should do? I think that we have to bully our way into this and be like, bro, and just not let up all year. Just become hotter? Yeah. And also, I'm cool with photoshopping our bodies. Oh, I love how you're saying ours. I appreciate it. Frankie, I'm not in insane shape. Take your shirt off. Absolutely.
Absolutely not. Take it off right now. No, I'm not. I'll take mine off. You take yours off. No. And let's see who's... No. Exactly. You know what, though? I appreciate it. If I'm going to get...
Super shredded and ripped it should be for hundreds of people that I've never met before Exactly, we need to be validated by others and the outside forget about me Yeah, my wife right my friends my family. Yeah, I need to be out validated by people I will never buy a magazine by a magazine run by people. I will never meet in my entire life ever dude Well, all right, Joey. We have some other categories here. Okay sexiest TV star
Okay. Winner, James Marsden. Good looking guy. Good looking guy. He's got good eyes. Why would people call him... He's an actor. I wouldn't call him a TV star. He's a movie star. He's a movie star. Yeah. That's Cyclops, babe.
Is he? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he is. The other one's here, Jeremy Allen White from The Bear. Dude. Come on, guys. That I don't get. Come on, guys. I'm sorry. I don't get this. This guy isn't good looking. I get that he's in a show where he's a chef and he's stressed out, but I don't know why that's like a... That's his face. That's it. Listen, he's a great actor. He's actually... Josh, you got to make sure you get his face on it because he's going to be...
Not for me. Yeah, not for me. Where are the eggs? Yeah, where are the eggs? Uncle.
Or cuz? I don't even want to watch... Cuz, whatever. He's actually in a movie upcoming that looks really, really good called The Iron Claw. It's about the... Doesn't make it hot on Eric. Doesn't make him hotter. He's alongside... He's playing a professional wrestler alongside fucking Zac Efron. Kind of makes you hotter by association. Good. The next one here, I'm taking... I'm going to break this down like a fucking dance party.
Will Sharp from White Lotus? Who the fuck is that? You didn't watch White Lotus season two, right? That guy? The only reason he's on here is because he has like a 15 second dick scene. I was gonna say 15 inch dick. Oh. Fat cock. Is it real? Is it him? If it isn't,
I'm talking like girth of that pole. Flaccid, dude. Yeah. Damn, dude. Yeah. And then the other one, I would say good looking guy. I haven't watched the show yet, but I hear it's great. Quincy Isaiah from Winning Time. He plays Magic Johnson on the show. Good looking guy. He's dressed as Magic Johnson in that fucking, I want to see this man. What's his name? Quincy Johnson. Quincy Isaiah. Sorry. Quincy Isaiah. Quincy Johnson. Quincy Isaiah. Good looking guy. I agree with that one.
Yeah, this guy's mad good looking. This next one is wild to me. You ready? Yeah. It makes sense until it doesn't. Sexy as Blockbuster star. Winner, Chris Hemsworth. Duh. Come on. Come on. Duh. Fucking Jesus. Number two, Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves is hot in speed, though. I'd say him hot as John Wick, but like, he's hot in like a, like the guy that's in the corner not talking to anyone, and then he opens his mouth, and you're like, oh, maybe? He looks like...
He also looks like a dog breed. Like there is a dog. The target dog. Yes. Yes. Because I was like, how do I say this? But I don't know the breed. The target dog. But they have like bullseye, the target dog. You guys know who we're talking about. Exactly. With the little eyes and a lot of white on their faces. This guy right here. I'm going to pull it up and I'm going to just settle this whole debate. The target dog. That's so, yes. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, without the target on his face obviously. Yeah, I agree. I agree 100%. Keanu Reeves. People like him. He's a likable guy. I like him. Yeah, I got nothing against him. Speed? I thought that he was hunky. He was a hot guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was hunky. Next, this fucking, duh, Michael B. Jordan. Yeah, come on. Duh. This. Cillian, Cillian Murphy? Uh, yeah, no, yeah, I mean. I mean, he was getting fucking. I'll tell you this.
When he's Tommy Shelby, I'm over there like sweating. I've never watched that show. Oh, it's a good show. Okay. I can't see it and not just think of like, you know, old Tommy like, Oi! I'm gonna be upset if you take my buttons off of me knickers. He's Irish though. Yeah, but the Peaky Blinders, they weren't Irish. Yeah, they're from Birmingham. Birmingham.
Birmingham. Birmingham. That one's wild. He's hot in that show. But every time I see him like on a red carpet or like an interview or something, and even in Oppenheimer, I'm like, this dude is very... Have you seen Oppenheimer? Is it good? He's so tight-knit.
You know, we've talked about it before where it feels like someone's got a skin on the back of his head just pulling it. Have you seen Oppenheimer? Is it good? I've never seen it, no. I didn't see either of those movies, by the way. I haven't seen Barbie. I've seen Barbie. Didn't see it. It's okay. Yeah? I thought, you know, it's obviously, yes, it was good. Very important, I think, for fucking people to watch, but also over the top. Annoying? No, I wouldn't say annoying. Who am I to say annoying? You know what I mean? That's the whole point of the movie. It's like...
You'll see it. You'll see it. You'll see it. Sounds like it sucks, dude. No, no, no. It didn't suck at all. It did not suck at all. Sexiest athlete. Winner, Travis Kelsey. You know people say I look like him? And you do kind of a little bit too. Give me a smile, but like your squinty eye smile. No.
Number two, you're going to like this. Your buddy and mine, Lewis Hamilton, F1 driver. I love him, bro. Dude. I have a huge crush on Lewis Hamilton. Yeah. And like born January 7th, 1985, one of the best British racers of all time. You shut the fuck up. Just like a really good, you know. First of all, he's been driving four Mercedes way better and you know it.
You know that he's better since he's driving for Mercedes. How many championships has he had? Well, he has the seven world drivers championships. You had an old thing there. Well, Joey, I mean, of course, how do I not know this? Where did he start his career? I'm not quite sure, but I know, you know, him and Michael Schumacher right there is like the greatest of all time. And, you know, most wins, most pole positions, most podium finishes among others. That's funny. You know, just, I love how people don't know this about me or F1.
I hate this bit. But they are such good fast drivers. Yeah. And I love how they need to go left. Right. Their brain kicks in. They go left. Right. You know? Oh, no. Slow down. Break. Go fast again. Very hard. Other athletes out here. Joe Burrow. Okay. Shohei Otani?
Yo, Shohei? If you're going by sexy in terms of like... But like Shohei is kind of sexy, dude. He's huge. He's like 6'3", right? But he's like solid. Yeah? Like he looks big. I guess. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't have... Like sexiest athlete, I would have said like people would have voted for like Aaron Judge over him. Aaron Judge is hideous. To you. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's the point. There's way hotter baseball players. Sexiest musician. Number one, Harry Styles. People are still okay with him.
I don't know. People are still okay with him. Also, Tim McGraw. I don't even really know what he looks like. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw. Imagine. George Brooks are the same person to me. Imagine a country singer. White. Hat. That's it. That's it. Yeah, that's it. He's got a hat on, of course. Then a baboonie. Baboonie. Baboonie. Benito. Benito. And then Future. Future.
Future was on there. That came out of nowhere. Yeah, I didn't understand why that was there. Sexiest morning show host. I don't know any of these people. Don't care. Kelly Ripa. There are no females on this. Oh, it's sexiest men. Yeah. Shit. Sexiest grandpa. Wait, you just skipped over the thing? Oh, yeah. Do you know who Mark Consuelos is? Nope. Oh, wait. Let me see.
I have seen that guy. That guy's hot, though. I'm sure you have. Nate Burleson. That one, I can see that one. Yeah, he's a hot guy. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy. Craig Melvin and then George Stephanopoulos. No idea. Nate Burleson always got great suits. Good-looking guy, too. Sharp-dressed. Sexy as grandpa. Grandpa? Yeah. Pierce Brosnan. Really nailed that one. 007, dude. Way to go, people of the United States that read it and wrote it. Crazy. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell.
Still got it. No, no, no, no. Still got it, dude. More 80s hot. Snake Pusskin, baby! More 80s hot. No, he's still got it. He's still... I mean, I don't know. This next one? A wild one. Al Roker. I've never been horny because of Al Roker. I've never once been like, oh, shit, here he is. Al, here comes Al. Hide your wives. Here comes Al Roker. Like, when he was doing the weather, no one was just like, oh, it's raining somewhere. Yeah. And then Michael Douglas.
What is Michael? Michael Douglas probably looks old as fuck. Yeah, I don't know if I would ever have considered him. I've never... Michael Douglas. There's a whole category of sexiest Pedro Pascal. He's going to be number one. We can agree on that, right? He's the sexiest man alive, I would say. No, the sexiest man alive was Patrick Dempsey.
I think. Not this year yet. They're coming out. They haven't done 2023 yet. Oh, I thought they did. That's what this is, Joey. Oh, I thought they did it. Patrick Dempsey? What? That's what... I just saw a video. It's like he was named the sexiest man or something. No. 2023 sexiest man alive. We got it now. We got to... There's finalists. Oh, yeah. No, he won 2023. You're right. Thank you. Patrick Dempsey? Why? He's a good looking guy. Yeah, but like... He's got nice eyes. But like, why? Why?
I don't know. Just a white dude, I guess. Hold on. What? I want to know the finalists because I just saw a name and if it was a finalist, I'm going to, like, that would be crazy to me. I believe Jason Kelsey was one of the finalists. Jason Kelsey? Yeah. Okay, I don't care to do that. We got a show to do here, Joey. Yeah, we do, we do. Sexiest funny guy. We're funny guys. Yeah, can we get us on there, dude? Yeah, dude. The fuck? Number one, Trevor Noah. I don't, like, okay. Number two, John Mulaney.
Bro. I'm not going to say it. He looks like he's a claymation character. Yeah, he looks like straight out of... Funny guy. But come on. Tim Burton. Created... Tim Burton was on that list. I'm like, Tim Burton's not funny. And he's definitely not good looking. Hasan Minhaj. Hasan Minhaj is... He looks like he smells so good. Yeah, a lot of people not happy with him right now. Yeah, yeah. He's, you know, whatever. Seth Meyers. What are... Are we all right? Apparently... I don't know.
I don't know. Trevor Noah's a good looking guy, but like, I don't know. I don't, I don't think of him as like a comedian, even though he is definitely as a comedian. I know. I know. I don't, I don't know. Uh, then there's a whole thing of sexiest Ken. It's just the Ken's from the movie Barbie. I only know of the one Ryan. Well, all of the men in that movie are Ken's. Oh, it's, uh, uh, what's his name? Uh, Ryan Gosling, Simu Liu, uh,
Kati you got I hope I'm not saying that I probably should get a ride. Yeah in Kuti gala from sex education Please Eric. That's another guy who fucking looks like he smells good as fuck. Yeah, and then Kingsley Benadir Who the fuck is that there? He was in secret invasion. I I wouldn't be able to tell you much else than he's men But that's the crew. I don't know you should watch Barbie. You should sexy his new dad. Oh
What bitch yeah Tom Hiddleston Loki himself number one absolutely not no not one bit into it all Brooks Koepka See it. It's very white. Yeah, it's okay Daniel Radcliffe. Oh What? Now Brooks Koepka looks like Chris Hemsworth Come on you're gonna see this face and not scream sex. Oh
Come on. I'm not into Daniel Radcliffe. Listen, obviously a very talented guy, but come on. I wouldn't define him as sexy. Dumped his dick on Broadway, apparently. Did have his Harry Potter wand out. Yeah, he did. Yeah, that elder wand was fucking spewing. Swinging around on stage. It was spewing Wingardians everywhere, you know? Yeah. I wanted to go with another spell there. Yeah. Then Alexander Ludwig. Who's that?
Alexander Ludwig? That sounds like a composer. Who the fuck is that? I don't know. They say he's a sexy dad. Good looking guy, I guess. Next sexiest TikTok star. I wouldn't be able to tell you who any of these people are. Who won first? Jalen Noble? I don't even know who that is. Let me see. Good looking guy. Okay, I've seen him because of like a sponsored post I've seen. I don't know. I wouldn't even be able to. Pottery Boy?
I swear to God. Pottery Boy. Pottery Boy. That's number two? Josh Richards. I know who that is. Aaron Matthews. No, I don't know who that is. They robbed our boy Pottery Boy. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. And then the last one I have here. Sexiest guy that you're streaming due to the strike. These are getting way too specific. Yeah, I agree. Also, Pottery Boy. I feel like I don't know what this dude looks like, but it's probably a good looking dude who just fingers clay. Dude. And people are like, oh, hey.
Do you know opens it up with his hands? The movie Ghost. Yo, women are horny for pottery. Bro! It's crazy. The movie Ghost turned pottery into fucking. Bro, the pandemic started the pottery back up. Bro, they were just like, this guy's just like fucking. Yeah, he's like, open it up. He's like, opening up the clay. Dude, I'm serious. He's spitting? Or he's like, he's like fucking fisting a thing. Or he's just like, oh.
Yeah, he's like, oh, it's like a butt. And it's like, what is going on? I...
I guess? And he's like, he's like doing his hair, he's like covered in clay, he's like slapping it like it's an- You know what's funny? It's so weird- Doing fucking pottery? Dude, I've seen- when they like throw the clay, they're just like, they throw it down, they're just like fucking- Like smacking its ass? Fucking little whore. And you're like, Becca- Becca has been- It's a fucking vase! For- dude, for years now, Becca's been saying she wants to get into pottery, but now- You can't, bro, you can't let her. Now I can't, because she's just gonna be fucking- Nah, nah. Fucking clay. Exactly. I don't like this! You can't go to a pottery class because if the guy at the front starts fucking fingering the clay- Bro, if the guy at the front- Yeah.
Has long hair and a mustache. Forget about it. I'm done. Yeah, and if he's got a tattoo, it's over. I do have both of those things. Long hair and a mustache. Not any long hair anymore. Yeah. Or a mustache anymore. Very sexy. Apparently, pottery fucking horny. They love that stuff. We do have ads, though. Oh, okay. Okay, go ahead. We have a new one today. We have Aura Frames. Okay, you want a digital frame? Frank, you got one of these, don't you? Uh-uh.
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I mean, there's two. It depends on what you want to talk about. The streamer brewing beer and... Oh, yeah. Dude, so I have no clue who this person is. Me neither. But there's a streamer by the name of Amaranth, apparently. Let's call her Ampersand. Nope. And she is going to be partnering with a brewery to brew beer using her vaginal yeast. Here's the thing. How are we extracting the yeast?
I always thought vaginal yeast was like not a good thing you wanted. Yeah, I thought... Is it there all the time? I'm going to ask a stupid question. Well... I'm hoping you know. I will back you up and ask you even dumber ones. So you go first. Okay. Vaginal yeast. Mm-hmm. And just yeast, right? Bread yeast? Yes. Okay.
Could you make some dough rise with your vaginal yeast? Yes, I believe people have done that. Yeah. Does it taste different? I assume it would. I would hope it would taste good because then someone got this fucking bread and they're just like, what the fuck? Why does it smell like fucking tuna? No, yeah. But you can make a pussy bread. I guess you could make a pussy bread.
That's wild. I always assume that yeast infections is like, you don't want it there. No, it's like itchy, scratchy, not cool, but stingy. Yeah, like if you pull your pants down and there's fucking Chobani 0% in there, you don't want that. No. Jesus Christmas. Okay, so she's putting her puns... In beer. But my question is like...
Okay. You're going to do this? I'm sure. And also, not for nothing, but the girls who stream and stuff, there's a lot of weird dudes are following these girls. Well, she used to sell farts in a jar. Oh, okay. She would take baths and sell her bath water. Yeah, these are all just psychotic men following her. Yeah, so she is really cornering the people want to buy...
Stuff from this part of my body. Yeah, yeah. Really, really badly. Right, right, right. What does one of these guys do with a bottle of bath water? Like, what do we do with it? Oh, you know they're drinking it, dude. Puh! I got... I got... I got, like, I got... I'm not even kidding. There's a lump in my throat now. I don't like that. I don't even like... Could you imagine drinking your own bath water, dude? I wouldn't even drink rainwater.
I've done that before. I'm not... That's... It's just rainwater. I mean, probably shouldn't do it often. How did you drink it? Collect it. Drink it. Where did you collect it? In a cup. You stood outside with a cup? No, you just put the cup down. Wait for it to stop raining or it gets filled and you drink it. Bro, I'm not even kidding right now. If I think more about drinking bathwater, I'm gonna throw up. It's disgusting. It's so bad. It's a murky, gross bath. Like...
The person's, like, you don't go into a bath clean. I know people say that. Like, they're like, oh, you shower, and then you go into a bath. No, no, no. I do the opposite. I bath and shower. Bro, you're sitting there in your own filth like a fucking rat. That's what I do. But then I get out, and I take a shower because I'm sweating. Jokes aside. Yeah. Selling your underwear, feet pics. Yeah. Selling your bath water. Mm-hmm.
Rank which of those you would be more willing to do because let's let's be I got an easy answer for it What was the first one the selling your underwear? That's last. Oh, really? Yeah, that's why I You could probably charge the most for that. That's last and then I mean I've done the feet pics, but like you sell them Yeah, I sold them. That's right. That's right. That's right. I did do that No, but like no not a one-off like you make like a like only fans do it only finder. Yeah, okay, so
How long do I have to do it? A year. Holy moly. Each of these for a year. Bathwater's probably second.
I feel like it's the easiest. You just ladle it. I'm just sitting there with a ladle. You just stick a fucking jar in there and just let it fill up. That would be really, really something else. So last is underwear? Probably. I feel like that's where people would get the most bang for their buck with me because my underwear, bro, it stinks so bad. I'm not even kidding, dude. If you're looking for a stink, you're getting it with underwear.
You're gross. It's true. So that's probably like the better, like you could probably pay, like someone could probably, sorry. Someone, no, I'm not, I can't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People who would buy your underwear.
Why can't I talk? People who would buy underwear would buy, they want to buy yours because it probably, like the worse it is, the better it is for them. I think, but that's what I'm saying. Like take a crap in it. If you, I wouldn't do that. Take a crap. You know how demoralizing it was? How much money to take a crap in a diaper? Who's paying me?
I don't know. No, but if it's like Joe Schmoe off the street paying me, that's different. If you're paying me, I might give you a friend discount. Best friend discount. But you're not... They're not keeping it. Use the code basement. No, no, no. No one's paying... It's not because they want it. We want you to crap your diaper. But like... As like a joke. Who's that funny for? You crapped your diaper. It's hilarious. No. That'd be so like... Or piss your pants. That would be dehumanizing.
Okay. Oh, you don't care about that? But like, okay, so piss your pants? That's kind of almost worse than the crap. Are you nuts? I would piss my pants for like $300 cash. If I crap my pants right now, it's messy, but like I get rid of my boxers. Hopefully it'll be contained in there and I clean myself up and I'm good to go. If I piss my pants, everything is soaked. Frank, what do you think crap is? It's going to be in your... Will it seep?
See, of course it'll see. What if you tell me to crap in a diaper though, dude? It's contained to the dipe. But we don't know what kind of, what'd you have for dinner type of thing. You're asking for the diadoodle. I'm not. I'm not asking for that. I'm saying there's a possibility. And also, you're going to pee because when you poop, you pee. Do you think? I know the answer. We're 31 years old. 31 years old. Children, well-respected businessmen. Like, this is, do you think? Yeah. All right.
Go. You want me to crap on you. Oh, we're back to crap. Yeah. Okay. Wait, I don't want you to crap on me. What are you talking about? I know, I know. I'm saying in a world where you want me to crap on you. Okay. You're paying me to crap on you. Okay, so I'm a dude from Dubai. Go. Yeah. Well, what? Is that a... I think it's like a big thing out there. I guess, man. They crap on people. I don't know. Or they get crapped on. Do you get to pick what I eat the night before or the day before? It depends if I'm picky. If I'm picky and I'm like, oh, please...
Have a bunch of IPAs or something. IPAs? Yeah, because I don't mess you up. Just have this pussy beer over here. Yeah, have it. Drink some pussy beer. Can't wait until the IPA snobs get this. Yeah. Midwest. Yeah. You know, 30 to 32 years old, you know. Yeah. I don't know if I'm really comfortable drinking pussy beer. I'm not. I wouldn't drink this. Strange pussy beer, too. It's not. I was going to say my pussy. I don't have one. Yeah.
Would you drink your own pussy beer? No. Like, no. Yeah. Men can get yeast infections too. So like if they made some with like your dick curds, do you think... Frankie, now I'm going to throw up. That was so disgusting. Dick curds. Do you think... If I made a beer off of my dick cheese... Guess. Just don't even finish, but guess what I'm going to say to that. No, I would not drink it, Frankie. Absolutely not.
That's crazy, dude. What if you came over my apartment, right? And like, we just had dinner. Yeah. And then I was like, by the way, the bread's pussy bread. I would ask who's, I'd be like, I don't know. Oh, like I just, I bought it. I mean, I think that would kind of determine the,
The level of anger? The level of anger. You know, if you were like, oh, this was brewed from fucking Gwyneth Paltrow's goop line or something like that, I'd be like, oh, interesting. Oh. But then if you were to say like, hey, it's the woman that lives under the train in Astoria. Yeah, yeah. I'd be a little upset. Well, yeah, that would be tough. I'd be upset in both scenarios, but like way less. Yeah. You know? Okay. Well, that's fair.
You're really picky about your yeast. Oh, am I? Am I? Oh, forgive me for not wanting fucking just diseased bread or beer. This is wild. I don't think it's diseased. You know what's crazy? The craziest part? Yeah. If she were to brew... Who? Oh, the girl, the streamer. If she were to brew, let's say like...
10,000 bottles. They will sell. It's a lot of yeast though, no? I don't know. I don't know how much you need, dude. How are you getting it out? I don't know. If they just like bring her into the brewery and have her like scoot across the floor and they get like a year's worth of samples. Like a snail or something. Oh,
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how you get that out of people. It's disgusting. Or is it like you get a turkey baster and you... Joey! What? That's an honest question. I don't know. Like an eyedropper and just get it out? There's got to be like a certain... Because you need a certain amount of hops and yeast and barley for brewing beer. You can't just...
Just throw a splash in there and then you got beer. Like, you need a good amount. Maybe it's a sham. Maybe it's like, it's a conspiracy, you know? Like, she- No, I think she- It is one drop. It's like, it's in there, technically. Oh. The trace amounts. Or, what if- This would be smart. What if we do, like, a basement yard beer and we say it's brewed with the boys?
And like, it's like, you know how they do like the big vat? It's like the big like water tower looking thing where all the beer is. What if we just jump in there and get out? Technically, it's brewed with us. I don't think that's a selling point. Why not? Because like... I mean, apparently there's this girl in it. You just said your underwear is disgusting. Oh, yeah. So it's like...
You know? The sugars that my asshole gives off will probably be- Fucking turn that into a great tasting beer. Might be a sour. Might be a sour beer. A double fermented? I don't know why you're like covering your mouth like this is something that we'll do. No, no, no, no. Like what if she does it like that? What if they brew the beer and then they drop a little bit of her yeast? You know double fermented beers? I don't know. I don't know what that means. So they're beers that are double fermented like they're regular beers and then they put them in with fresh yeast.
Into a bottle so they continue to ferment in the bottle. Oh What if she does that? What if she's like a droplet? Like she just like shoves each bottle in her and just like yeasts a little out. I don't even know how do you... It's probably just gotta like squeeze or like, you know, make two fists and it'll come out. I don't know.
You just get like, hi! There it is. Yeah, I don't know, though. I just... Oh, what a world. What a world. I mean, she'll probably make a killing off of this. I'm sure she sold a lot of her bath water. Farting in the jar, by the way? I'm sure... Well, yeah. Farts in jars is like the new... Right. You know, it's like the new, like, stitched blankets on Etsy. Like, everyone's doing it now. Yeah. There should be a website for all this. That might not be a bad idea. Like an Etsy, but for, like, stuff produced with, like...
It's called like... The black market, probably. I was going to say it's called eBay or fucking... You can do that on eBay? I don't know. I don't know what you can and can't sell on eBay. You literally just said that. It's called eBay. I assume that you can. I don't know what the... Parameters. Yeah. What's the other? Craigslist. That's what I was looking for. Craigslist. You could probably do that there. Yeah, probably. That would be crazy. Did I ever tell you in the beginning of like...
Like before we put out OPL, like we were like the whole show started. So like, we're going to call people off of Craigslist that have like interesting postings and see if we can interview them. And we called this one guy because he was blind and he was like, I want, he's like, I'm going to let someone move in with me for free, a woman to move in with me for free. And all you have to do is describe movies to me. It's kind of cool. Yeah. Well, I thought it was funny.
Hilarious. Laughing at the fucking visually impaired. I'm not laughing because he's blind. I'm laughing because he's like, I just want someone to describe movies to me. It's like, what? So, like, we called him. And I was like, hey...
I have a podcast and we interview people with like interesting stuff and I see you're posting that you were looking for a woman to whatever. The dude was confused as if he didn't put that up and was like, oh, I already got somebody. And I was like, I don't want to come do it. I'm not. I want to talk to you about it. I just want to like talk to you about it. And then he hung up on me.
Huh. You know there's like settings on a TV that does that for people, right? He's blind. Okay, I'm sure that there are resources to let him know, hey, you still watching? I know you are. There's settings on a TV where it'll do that. Oh, it'll say something? It'll like be like, I remember the reason I discovered, I don't know why I discovered it, but I first discovered it watching Harry Potter like a couple years ago. Yeah, hold on one second. I don't know if he was blind or deaf.
I don't know. I mean, but he could see if it's, and then sometimes. Okay. Then he has to be blind. Yeah. Yeah. But like, there's things where it'll be like a bird flying over a beach. Oh, like it'll say it out loud.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so maybe this guy just... This was a while ago, too. So maybe he's just not... New technology. New tech. New tech, you know. Big tech. Big tech. Big tech. Big blind. Big pharma, dude. Big pharma, man. Big fucking pharma. They're really everywhere. Huge. Anyway, that's all for this week's episode. They're really everywhere. Where can they find you, Frank?
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