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Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Frank, how's it going, Chief? I'm doing- Sorry about that. Damn, I'm a chief, huh? Sorry about that. We'll scrub that clean. Because I know why you said that. Because right before this started, you were talking about how much you love the idea of smallpox blankets. Frankie, Jesus Christmas. Oh, it's been a while. Yeah, I know. I know. Neither of us have any Native- First Nation? What is it called now? Native American? No, I think that's bad.
What is it? I don't know. I think it's... I think... I don't know. I think that's offensive to the indigis. I'm not quite sure. That's not even anything. Indigis? I don't know. I recently... Someone said, like, Native American, and they were like, uh-uh. First Nation. What's that? Like, they were the first ones in the nation. That sounds like a Fox News show. First Nation. Like, welcome back to First Nation. Here's fucking Bryce Tuckerfin. You know? It's like, oh, shit. This is white. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. But I really don't know. It's really hard to keep up. Yeah. I mean, I just... Indigenous. I don't know. I felt really, really, really bad. I did something really mean recently. I don't know if I could say this. I could say it, I guess. Yeah, you can. I recently met a little person.
Dude, I did. What'd you do? I didn't it like when I started to speak with them. I like You bent the shoulders I did a little bit you I like hands in the thighs of sorority squad. No, you didn't I did a little bit I felt really bad and I instantly corrected it and I like I felt so embarrassed you popped up and you're like you were stretching I was just like, oh, you know, because I was I was drinking a beer too at the same time So I like were they drinking a beer? Can they?
Like Frankie, I don't. All right. I don't think they were. Maybe they were. I didn't look. I couldn't see. Where were you? It was too far away. Frankie, this gets fucked up, dude. That's so foul. Where were you? I was at a sporting event. Oh. And, you know, we were talking about, you know, she was saying she's a fan of the show. I obviously really appreciated it. Hold on. Time out. The little person you met watches the show? Yeah. Yeah.
What? They're gonna see this I'm not What am I What am I saying I don't know I'm not saying anything disrespectful I just Listen Time out Because I know how you interact with people Hold on Get out Dig out of the hole I'll dig myself Do you remember the last time I saw you speaking to a person of color And you went up to them And you were like
That's what you did. Don't deflect. You buttoned your top button and unbuttoned all the other ones and walked up to a Spanish person and you say, yo, homes. Like, that's you. Yeah, that's what I did. That's what you did, dude. 100%. Yeah. No, I've never in person met a little person. Really? Never. I've had a little person...
Pour vodka in my mouth. I remember that person. Yeah. I remember that person because. I've seen that guy get into a fight. With people. I don't know. Wow. That's like he was like involved in an altercation at the bar. I remember. And I say this as a funny story, but I remember we, cause there was a person we knew that went to like a nightclub and I, we didn't even know them, but we see, we'd went to this nightclub multiple times and we were in our like early twenties and teens. Yeah. And, uh,
They were there every time that I had been there at least. Who? Oh, the little person. Yeah, yeah. And I remember it was a particularly packed night. And I swear on my children, this is a true story. I remember looking over and someone was holding the little person by the waist and passing them like through the crowd. I swear to God. Honestly, that's got to be one of the perks.
Just like, yo, throw me over there to the couch. Crowd surfing is so cool that like...
Even rappers who are covered in chains and shit that are super expensive, they're like, I still want to jump into this crowd of people and get passed around. It's probably dope. It was like a split second that I went in like that when I spoke to the little person, and I felt so bad and embarrassed afterward. I don't think that that's bad. I think it's inappropriate. Well, I think the way that you're saying it now is probably inappropriate. How so? Because you're laughing about...
And you said that she was so far away that you don't know if she was drinking beer or not. First of all, we're making jokes here, Joey. No, we're not, Frank. This is CNN. Oh. And you're on the news. Oh, shit. Is this First Nation? Your favorite Fox News show? Welcome back to First Nation. We have disgraced podcast hosts, Frank Alvarez here. Hey, welcome back. Frank, you are... What is... What's the... Sad. No, no, no. What's the... Is there a word for, like, being... Hispanic? No. What? What?
I don't know. I don't. Never mind. Disgraced? You're a disgrace. I did say that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You went with, there's a difference between being disgraced and then you just looked at me and said, you are a disgrace. And then you stopped. I did not say that. Yes, you did. Oh, God. Roll the fucking clip. I didn't say that. Roll it back. Roll the tape back. You called me a disgrace. I didn't.
You did. What was this lovely woman's name? I'm not going to say that. Oh, okay. I'm not going to put the information out there. She was really, really cool. We actually talked for a while about stuff. And then you got hammered and you're like, I can't. I did not get hammered. I wish I got hammered. I should have. You got hammered off the hot dogs. I heard that. Listen, don't put me in an environment with hot dogs and beer and not expect a trouble.
One trouble. One whole trouble to brew. Yeah. But I feel good. Was it just, you just catch up on those things? And kraut. They had kraut. Kraut me up. Is that offensive to somebody? Kraut? That's what people call Germans. Yeah. Yeah. That's what, but like old timey, like in the forties. Yeah. You know, now Germany is like. What is, what is that by the way? Kraut.
Kraut? Yeah, what is that? It's like pickled onions or something? It's like pickled cabbage, I think. Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage. But I don't know if it's pickled as much. It's like fermented. Not fermented, but like... I don't even know what fermented means. Really good for you. What does fermented mean? Like it just like sat somewhere? I think, yeah, like you allowed the sugars and yeast to kind of like fucking like finger bang each other. I don't have that kind of time. And there's like good enzymes, digestive enzymes, I think. I don't know. Oh, now we're talking about enzymes. Yeah, I don't know. Put your lab coats on. We're talking about enzymes.
Enzymes, Joey. What did I say? Enzymes. No, I did not say that. Yes, you did. God almighty, we're going to the tape twice today. Okay. We're not even 10 minutes in. Yeah. But I feel good. I feel rested. I feel happy. Okay. I've been sleeping better. All right.
Do you want me to say why? I mean, be appreciative. You know, I have a young child, multiple young childs at home. Why did you finally, you started putting the baby outside? Is that why? Not outside, basement. Got it. Under the stairs, locked from the outside. Like Harry Potter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, listen, it's one of one. It's worked. And he became a great guy, right? That's true. So like kind of...
That big fat family definitely put a... What were they, the Dursleys? The Dursleys definitely put a chip on his shoulder. Dude. Maybe he's not as brave as he was because he had to deal with his fat uncle. Yeah, maybe he's better off because he had to sleep with dust coming down on him any time his fat ass cousin used the stairs. Exactly. You know what I mean? Yes. Dude, that kid sucks. The dad really pisses me off. Is that the guy in the Santa Claus who they tape up?
No, it's not. I don't know. That's a good question. Different fat man. He's since passed away. Who? The dad? The dad. The big Dursley. Oh, really? Yeah, he passed away. I think his name was like Richard Griffiths or something like that. Damn, dude. Him, Hagrid fucking... Hagrid dipped out. Dumbledore. Dumbledore is gone. Snake. You know who died too? Who? Remember fucking Malfoy's like smoke show mom?
Oh, yeah, that's right. Gone, dude. Dude, what's going on? Fucking... I don't know, man. But... Well, the reason I've been sleeping better is I've been...
I guess I had a snoring problem. Mm-hmm. Are you snoring? You snoring, boy? When I'm drunk. Really? Only when you're drunk? No. I, like, snore, but not, like, consistently. Like, it'll happen for, like, 10 minutes, and then I won't. Oh, wow. It, like, started off... When Beck and I first started dating, it, like, started off as, like, a once...
Every like six months and she'd be like, haha, babe, like you snore. And now it's become like, she kicks me and she's like, shut the fuck up. Shut your fucking mouth. Yeah. It escalated quick. Okay. And I thought it was because I don't know if, um, close your eyes.
Now open them. I don't know if you're able to tell, but why did you make me do that? Since 2016, 2015, 2014, I've gained some weight. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I had to close your eyes. Oh yeah. Yes. Yeah. And I thought it was because sometimes snoring could be because of weight gain. Okay. So I was like, all right, I'm just going to go to the gym. When I started going back to the gym consistently, snoring stopped. Oh, wow. Came right back.
Good. Like smoking cigarettes, baby. It wasn't going nowhere. Nice. You know? So I bought the, it's like a mouthpiece. It's like a mouth guard, like a mouthpiece. Wait, hold on. You're wearing a mouthpiece to bed? Yeah. Like an MMA fighter? Like, yeah, but like not. Like it's like the fucking, like, you remember like vampire's teeth that we had as kids around like Halloween time? Yeah, I remember vampire teeth. How it's like, you know, it's like the piece and it goes on your top and bottom teeth. I wear that.
Okay. But there's no teeth on it. I just look like... I just pictured you with vampire teeth in bed. I'm not going to sleep with vampire teeth. So you're sleeping in a mouth guard. Although when I'm in bed, I'm out for blood. What's good, baby? That's weird. Yeah, that is weird. But no, it's like I look like fucking Chris Weidman. Like I just have like a blue mouthpiece in. And it's supposed to like extend your bottom jaw a little bit. So you have more...
So it helps with like no snoring, but then you have your mouths just open. It's not well. No my mouth is closed Oh, well, look, I've ruled. Oh, but you got an underbite a little bit of an underbite like I wake up in my mouth feels like I was just like fucking like getting railed well Why would you like a bulldog with like an underbite a little bit nice? Which is weird cuz that kind of underbite kind of runs in my family Like I remember my uncle had a pretty pronounced underbite did he yeah what an idiot he's dead. I
Double dumb. Former idiot. Does it work? It works. I stopped snoring. Do you have to wear a helmet? Mouthpiece, helmet, shoulder pads? I don't know. Come on now. This is getting offensive. Okay. But since I've stopped snoring, my daughter has now been sleeping like kind of almost through the night. Oh, so you were keeping her up.
This kid's coming in complaining, "My daughter's horrible. She doesn't sleep. I don't know what it is. It's you! You snoring fuck!" Bro, I was- I would wake up in the mornings and Becca would be like- I would tell Becca, I'm like, "I'm losing my fucking mind." What about her? I know, Becca, but like, me, you know what I'm saying? Oh, right. She's not on the show. Right, it's just, you know, forget a woman. Forget the woman. Forget the mother whose hormones are just going all over the place. And she can't sleep because her fucking husband's beside her.
Bro, she legit. What kind of snorer are you? Has she ever recorded you? So I was going to say, she legit one night recorded me. What does it sound like? Not good. I thought it was like a cute. Is it an outward snore or an inward snore? Oh, it's like a deep. What's an outward snore? That's a hawk. A hawk is a bird. You're hawking up a lung there. It's hawk, not hawk. Hawk, hawk, hawk. We grew up in New York, bitch. It's not. It's hawk.
Okay. I don't know, but some people just sound like... You know? That sound where the guy's like... Yeah, that's crazy. Hilarious. I knew someone that legit snored like that. Dude, my dad used to snore, and then it would stop, and we're like, oh, he's going to die. Literally, dude, we'd be sitting in the living room. The sun's out, and he's on the couch, and he's... And then all of a sudden, he'd be like...
And then we would just look at him. Shit. And we're like, this could be the time. You saw it? Because people die from sleep apnea all the time. Yeah. So I'm like just looking at my dad. 37 seconds have gone by and I'm like, there's no air in there. He's turning purple. Purple. Purple. He's turning purple. And he's just. And then it'll just like break. I think the concerning part is that you watched your father not breathe. What am I going to do? Help him breathe. You want to go give me CPR to my dad? Yeah.
Yeah, sounds pretty fucking gay. You want me to kiss my dad? Incest and gay. Listen, I was getting really frustrated with Maeve. Like to the point where, I mean, you saw I would come in and I'd be like this fucking kid. I wish babies could talk. Bro, and that's the thing is like, she's finally like, like yesterday, like all week she slept almost, like she's had some hiccups here and there, but she slept almost every day until like 7 a.m. And like,
Is no longer like waking up as frequently, you know, like I said small little, you know, you're to blame missed I'm like this I can't this kid won't fucking sleep. Yeah, and she's waking up to tell me to shut the fuck up She's crying and she's like, please And it's just yeah, so I feel a little I feel good. Yeah, but guilty you just need a mouthpiece But yeah, that's it open her up, you know, what's that? Maybe you have a smaller tongue. Do you have a big tongue?
It didn't require you to make that face at all like a lizard. I just needed to know. I also didn't need to see it. You could have just told me. But I don't know what's big to you. Big is, you know, like what's big to... It's just big for your mouth. Like, I mean, is it big for your mouth? I mean, it fits perfectly in my mouth. It has my whole life. I don't know...
of any other size tongue so how would i be able to tell you at points i've i've had other tongues in my mouth too and it's okay you know what i'm saying whoa you got room for other tongues damn right you always got room for other tongues is it making out so weird dude love it you love it why do the french take that why are the french like we have the ones that have the fucking yeah i don't believe that i don't like that shit yeah uh yeah but making out is so weird dude
Like when you first started making out, isn't that like... You know someone started with a kiss and they were just like, let's go more. Like let's do more of a kiss. Yeah, let's like get closer. Not even just closer, but let's just shove our tongues down each other's throat. Yeah. And also like, what do you do once you're in there?
You wiggle around. Yeah, I know, but like... You don't wiggle back and forth like a fish, right? I mean... I just try to like swirl in there. I think I do the twist. You know how like when you see like those baking videos and they fold over the, you know, like the batter, cake batter? Horrible fucking... No, I put my... You put the tongue in and you just... And then come out.
A gentle fold Oh you're flipping a pancake A gentle fold in there I'm trying I'm swirling like a cinnamon bun Oh you're like a fucking alligator Holding it's prey I don't know what I do You go in there You're like Oh no I'm not I'm not twirling like an alligator I don't know If you could do that That'd be pretty impressive I gotta admit I know I'm not doing that Show me your tongue Like when you're making out No I don't know You're going more I don't go that far in
Oh, you go for it. No, no, no. I'm not trying to like... Do you... You got to go for it. No, I'm not going all the way back there. I just like... I usually stay like, you know, probably like, you know, I don't know, halfway. I definitely get... You know, you hang out in the garden. You don't want to go and check out the fucking basement. Yeah, but I'm not in the kitchen. I'm in the fucking living room. You understand? I'm in the mudroom. All right. All right. Okay. Yeah, I'm not like... You're not just shoving a tongue down it like... You got to shove it. Well, sometimes if it gets like a little more like, you know... Oh. We're grabbing a hold of each other and wrestling. Oh, shit. But like...
Oh shit. But like a normal, like, you know, like a, like a, you know, you don't know. Oh, I don't, you're not saying anything. Well, I'm trying. That's what you're going, you know, you know, exactly. I know. I know what, like, I know what, like, what, like this is, but you're going like, you're fucking like rock them, sock them out there that I don't get. And then you were putting your hand up behind someone. Like you're giving them a pump handle slam. No, I'm not. No, you put your hand behind something like,
Why are they this low? You're down here, Joey. Frankie, I'm on a fucking podcast here. You want me to... I can't... Go it up! I mean... What do you think? I'm kissing a fucking seven foot... Y'all mean... I don't know. I don't know. You could be. It's possible. No, it's not possible. I've never kissed a seven foot woman in my life. There was one. It was close. There was one. It was close. I know. It wasn't seven foot. Oh, sorry. Six eight. No. Six ten. I think six foot.
No way, because I'm six foot. I'm, yeah. And she towered over me. She did not tower. She towered, bro. No, she didn't. Dude, she was towering. No. She tried to play it so cool, like she had no idea who you were. All right, we're not. She was like, oh, who's this? Who is them? Oh, whatever. And then I was, you remember this, man. I was texting an NFL player from her phone. All right. What?
There's been thousands of NFL players. Yeah. We're okay, Joey. Yeah. I'm going to say her name. Do you know her name? Don't say it, though. Jesus Christ. There's only so many six-foot women out there. There's only so many Amazonians, you know? What were you talking about? Oh, making out. Making out, yeah. I remember my eighth-grade girlfriend used to make out very quickly. Oh. And I could not keep up. I was like, I feel like I'm being beaten right now. Like, I'm being... Who? Who? Yeah, like, she was kind of like...
Yeah. She kept retreating very quickly. In and out, in and out. You gotta catch her. That's what it felt like. Catch her. Like if I tried to bite her tongue, I couldn't. Well, you had to move quick enough that if you tried to bite her tongue, you'd have some fucking shit on your hands. Did you ever...
I got my lip bit once by someone and I was bleeding. Oh. And then knowing me. What kind of fucking just blood, just throttle wrestle sex are you having? First of all, no. I was like fucking 19 years old when that happened. Then I was like, this is ridiculous. I thought it was like the most cliche, like stupid shit. And clearly she was, you know, not really, not a lot of practice there. She almost took my fucking face off. Oh. And I was bleeding. I thought it was an intentional bite.
It was. Well, doesn't she have practice? Well, no. She was biting it to be like, oh, this is sexy, but she bit way too hard. You can't bite hard like that. Oh, she was breaking skin, yeah. Yeah, she broke skin. So what happens? Naturally, old Joey here thinks I have AIDS. Yeah, well. There was some blood. Joey. And I'm like, well, now I have AIDS. There's a couple things in between those two things that you could probably. Frankie, when I was younger, I thought everything gave me AIDS. Yeah. I thought anything gave me AIDS. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was afraid of the whole world. I was afraid of crossing guards.
Oh, well, they're scary old women most of the time. Yeah, I didn't know if I was... It was terrifying. I'd be afraid of them too. Still am. Yeah, I don't... Yeah.
I'll fucking walk out of the way, like the long way to not cross with a crossing guard because I don't know when to listen. We see one every morning dropping the kids off at school. Kids. Miles off at school. She's nice. You know. I had to say something to her once though. What? Yeah. I had to. I didn't like. She was making some comments and I got fucking fed up with it. At you? Yeah. What'd she say? There were multiple times where we would be walking to school.
And she would always, bro, fucking boomer women are like everyone's parents. That's what they think. Like, oh, like everyone is my child. I'm going to talk to everyone. I'm so interested in this. And she, multiple times we would be walking and it's when Ruby was a baby. Before Maeve was here. The good old days. Right. You know? Kidding. Before you were keeping your babies up. I'm definitely not. And...
She would always say like, oh, she must be cold. Oh, it's windy for her. The girl, the kid was wrapped up and bundled. Bundled, dude. This girl, you could have fucking shot a gun at her and it would have bounced off.
That's not... I don't know what that means. But I'm saying like fucking winter jacket. Oh, so she was parenting. Bro, she was parenting. And she would always say... Wrap that baby up. Your baby's freezing. Yes. Always. Always. And I would always rub it off. You know, I'd be walking by and I'd just like rub it off. I would not think about it. I wouldn't think... I would just... Okay, whatever. And I kept walking. And then one day... And it happened like no exaggeration 15, 20 times. What did you say?
15, 20 times. One day we're walking and it's a really windy day out. And Ruby's, again, all bundled up. Fucking head to toe. Socks, everything, bro. I know clothes. But I'm just saying, like, could have survived in the Arctic. Okay. And I'm walking and I have a hoodie on and my hood is up. And I think Ruby had a hood on, but it wasn't up, but she still had a winter hat. Yeah.
And we're walking and I didn't hear it. Becca heard it. And she's like, did you hear what she said to her? I was like, what, what, what? And she goes, she said, oh, you're hood on, but not your daughter. Some father you must be. I said, she said that, huh? No. Yeah, dude. This woman came from my fucking throat. Did you turn around? No. What? Listen, I didn't find out until, cause we were with Miles.
What was I gonna do? The kid fucking, he always, like, he's very sweet to her, you know? I bet you'll go ahead. No, so we drop him off. On the way back, Becca's like, and I'm like this the whole time. I didn't talk. I had a fucking, she's like, what's going on? I was like, it's go time. It's go time, 100%. She's like, I'm going to hit an old woman right now. So we're crossing again, and I go, do me a favor. Enough with those fucking comments. Nice.
And she goes, oh, I'm so sorry. Like playing like a... I didn't think, but also like I knew what I was doing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. And she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. And I was like, yeah, done. And I just fucking... And we kept walking. Oh, I would have let her have more than that. Bro, what am I going to do? You know? I would have been fucking... She could...
put that fucking stop sign down as I'm walking by one day and then boom, I get hit by a Mack truck. Yeah. But you could also be in the Mack truck that hits her, you know? Nah, she's like that. She's, she's, we've moved past it. We've never talked about it, but like, you know, she's a nice person enough with those fucking comments, bro. I was called on an old bag or I was fuming. I pretty bad dude. Some father. I should have some. That's why, like, that's why at that point I knew I had to say something because that's like, that's,
That's fucked. Bro, the best thing I've ever been called in my life is a good dad. The worst fucking thing that this woman could have done, she did. So in her, like she, like that's my, like, you know, her calling me like a fucking dirty spick or something. You know what I mean? Right on the fucking podcast with that, huh? I'm just betting. I know. Jesus Christ. Let's get to the ads or something. Jesus Christ. We'll be right back. Fucking Jesus. You know what you should have done would be cool?
You should have like got a doll and bundled it up and then been like you made me do this and then just spiked it. And just be like you want to see the father I am and just fucking punted the doll. Yeah. And she'd be like oh my god. That would have been nice. Something like that. I don't even know what point that would make. It just would be cool. I'm going to give you one guess as to if this woman is white or not. Oh she's 1000. Yeah of course dude. Of course. I'm picturing how old was she? She's got to be in her late 60s early to mid 70s. Ugh.
dyed red hair. No. No. But, I mean, you're getting close. Yeah, I know. You're getting close. Like I said, she's been nice. Glasses, glasses. She's been nice ever since. No glasses. Ever since, she's been really nice. We've never had any more hiccups, but I had to fucking lay the law down. Right, yeah. You know what I'm saying? In the most, like, fucking dad way I could.
And Becca afterwards, she's like, we have to see this woman every day. And I was like, yeah. Like, she's going to keep talking shit unless you fucking put the kibosh on it. Yeah. And the kibosh was put. Right. It was. Right on. I understand. Yeah. Yeah.
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Before the show, you said that Joe Biden's brother... Joe Biden's brother posted his dick on the internet? Yeah. So... I've been looking for it all morning. Yeah. Can't find this hog. But Frankie said he's got a fucking baloney pony. Listen, this guy is walking around with just fucking, you know, like... You know, there's people out there with pickleballs. He's full tennis. Yeah, yeah. Full tennis out there. Yeah, he's got a whole ham sandwich, doesn't he? He's got just a giant... I didn't even...
I didn't even know that Joe Biden had a brother, one. Yeah, me neither. And two, you said he posted on Grindr. I believe it was posted on a gay dating site. I don't want to say Grindr, you know. I'm not confirming that it's Grindr. That's the gay one. They might get upset. Like, no, no, no, not us. It was the other one. Why is Grindr named Grindr, by the way? Do gay dudes grind a lot? I mean, dude, everyone grinds, dude. Sex is just wet grinding. Think about it. Think about it.
I guess you're right. I am very right. Grinding and mashing. Mash it up. Ooh. Ooh. So Frank's Biden. What am I saying? His Biden is franking, all right. You saw his yang? I don't want to sit here and tell you what my virgin eyes have seen. You saw a big fat hog? But let's just say, you know. The White House. Half a pound of prosciutto? Listen. Listen.
Quarter pound. Quarter pound? Wait, that's less than half. I know, half pound's a lot though, Joey. Oh, yeah. It's like two bags. I mean, I don't know. A lot though. More than you and I got working with. Damn, Joe Biden can't catch a break, dude. Listen, his son has a giant wiener. His brother. Does he have a giant wiener? He's working well. I know he does a lot of crack and hookers and stuff. Yeah, but. He's doing well. He's doing well. Good for him.
That means that Joe Biden's probably got a fucking heem-hahm. Makes you think of the leader of the free world. You know what I'm saying? I will say it's good. You could say what you want about presidents and political discourse. It's good to have a president that's just fucking got a package again. Because all accounts...
From what we've heard from people, maybe Trump isn't as, you know, locked, cocked, and ready to jock as some other people. Oh, didn't? What's her name? What's her name? That's her name. No, but what is that woman's name?
I'm not gonna say it. Just I don't want to get stormy Daniel. There it is. He said it. Good job. Thanks charades Yes, stormy Daniel said that he liked it like Trump like to get spanked or he had like a little dick or something Probably both I can't confirm that she couldn't like actually said it because you know, there's like NDAs and stuff out there How do you do you like getting spanked? I don't think I've ever been spanked and no one's ever spanked your butt. I
Oh, like not in a sexual way, Joey. No, but like hands moving. I've never been in a situation where I could be spanked. What are you talking about? If you're on top, your butt's right there. And if Becca were to reach around and spank my ass, I would get out.
And I'd say, let's talk about what just happened before we continue. Why? That's weird. I mean, I'm not over here being like, you know, spank my shit red. I will say your boy got the most spankable ass on this side of the Mississippi. So then why you were like depriving the world of the spankable bush? Sometimes you don't need to figure out. Like there are certain answers to the universe we don't need. So you're a no, no hiney guy. No hiney. No nippies. No nipple, no hiney. No nipples, no hineys. You want to know Becca asked me to pump my nipples?
Dude, you should have hopped all over that. I didn't even think of that. Because if you do it for long enough, maybe milk will come out, right? Yeah, watch this. Watch. You watching? I'm watching. Absolutely not. I think that's true. She goes, because she has a goal that she wants to breastfeed for a certain amount of time. She's still breastfeeding. Incredible. And she said like,
On the last day, will you like sit here and pump your nipples? And I said, no. What? Forget the last day. Now. What? Dude, just fucking set it off. You're pumping your nippies? What's wrong? Why? What's wrong? I want to know what would happen. I'll bring the pump and you can pump your own nipples.
your wife's pump on my nipples joey we clean the thing you think we just sit there i'm not worried about that i would feel uncomfortable giving it back here i just pumped nipples oh watch this now go feed your fucking children watch this you fucking clean it again joey or after she's done with it if she doesn't donate it which i don't think you can even do maybe we'll just hand me down oh that makes sense i would say so maybe we'll bring it in you can just pump yours
Or a manual pump. We can get manual pumps. They're not expensive. No, I want the machine. I want machinery to pump. You want machine pumps? Yeah, I want to be pumped by a machine. What would you do, honestly? It would, like... If I started making milk. If I started making milk, ruin my world. What? You're happy? First of all, if I pump and I make some milk, you have to drink it. Hold on. No, if I'm not drinking my wife's breast milk, why am I drinking my co-host's? Go ghost! Why am I... Go, go ghost!
I'm sure there are stories of men lactating. That's what you're looking for. No. Can men produce... Typically, men don't produce enough of the hormone prolactin to lactate. Hypothyroidism, a pituitary tumor, certain liver problems, some medications, and feminizing hormone therapy can potentially induce lactation in men. Fuck! Bro, we just gave you those lactation cookies. Give you a couple cookies, you might start fucking milking... Wait, there's cookies that make you milk? Yeah, there's like lactation cookies and shit. Oh, I didn't know that. I should know that.
Well, Shannon's elected. Oh, okay. Ask Shannon. Ask Shannon what happens if we pump your nipples long enough. I think you might start bleeding. Then you got to drink my blood. Watch this again. Are you watching it again? I got take two for you to watch. No. I've had bloody nipples before. Oh, yes. But not from sucking. No one's ever sucked on my nipples, and I promise you. I've had my nipples suck, but like as a joke.
What? What do you mean? That is a wild statement to just fucking just flash in the pan right there. Dude, what do you mean? Who is jokingly sucked on your nipples, Joey? What do you mean? What?
Don't don't gaslight me here like this is not insane who is jokingly sucked on your nipples Fucking you're laying with your shirt off. What are you shocked? I'm shocked that you let someone jokingly suck on your nipples. I didn't know it was gonna happen Hold on. Let's what level of suck are we going at like enough to like fucking like if a baby wanted to feed and
No. I've never been breastfed upon, so I don't know. Oh, okay. Thank God. It was like a joke. Joey, this is- A comedy joke. This is not a comedy joke. Yes. This is not comedy. This is not comedy at all. This is weird. It wasn't like, ooh, I'm going to pinch him and then- It wasn't like that. Like a cat. Was it before? Was it preceded or followed by any sexual- No, no, no. Oh, it was like you're watching TV. That makes it worse, Joey. How? How?
I'm like freaking out here. I don't know. You just hate nipples. I do. I'm not. Don't. I love other nipples. Not mine. That's what I meant. Not mine. My nipples. Why do you hate your nipples? I just don't like them, dude. You don't like the look of them? Don't like the look. Don't like the taste. Don't like the touch. Don't like any of it. You've tasted your nipples, dude? Everyone's tasted their own nipples, dude. No, they haven't. Jokingly licked your own nipples? How am I going to do that? Maybe I haven't tasted it, but maybe I've done like, oh, I've done this.
Come on. Oh, I don't know. Come on. Yeah, come on. You jokingly taste your own nipples. I mean, I assume it just tastes like skin. There's a nipple taste. You know that. There's not a nipple taste. There's a nipple taste. No, boobs just taste like boobs. They taste like skin. I'm not even saying boobs. I'm just saying your own nipples. There's a nipple taste. I doubt it. Yeah. Do you think... Never mind. Nope. Go for it. Do you think brown or nipples taste...
Your voice gave out because it wanted to not tell them. My body's like, stop, stop, stop. Like women of color? Like people like... BPC during this conversation. Yeah, Frank, that's what I mean. I don't want to... Do you mean DOCs? Indigenous nipples? Well, there's got to be, babe. There's a little, you know, you got to, I mean, you have to imagine that different types of nipples taste different. Because there's different stuff coming out of skin.
Well, yeah, that I mean then then you get into like it's like a fingerprint everyone's is different But like I would assume that like Spanish nipples are there's definitely more like cilantro lime on there again I can say this stuff. I could say it. Okay. What's on your nipples bitch potatoes? Yeah, just like a fucking like salt. That's it Unseasoned nipples. You've tasted your own nipples dumbass little not great. Oh
What does that tell you? How am I dumb? You're having people suck on your nipples. Hey, you know what would be a real hilarious gag? No one's having. Fucking lick me up. No one's having. No one's having. It's still weird, dude. No one's having. It's still very weird. No, it's not. It's weird. Dude, can I jokingly suck on your nipples? What makes you think that's insane? Exactly. Exactly, because it's not a joke. If it was a joke, it'd be hilarious if I sucked your nipples. But I'm not going to because it's not a joke. It's sexual and it's weird.
You need to be more excited. If it's such a fucking joke, let me suck your nipples right now. Frankie. Let me do it. Two questions. One, first, is it a question? No. Two, would you do that? No, you wouldn't, dude. What time is it? 30,000 patrons. Frank sucks my nipple. 150,000 patrons. Oh, my God. I just thought of a funny one. What? If we got to 30,000 patrons, we flip a coin. Whoever it lands on has to get their nipple pierced.
Oh, watch this. The third watch. You ready? Three times a watch. That's about the eighth watch this, by the way. No. Because, and I'll do you one better. I got my grundle waxed. Yeah, yeah. So it's got to be you. To be fair. I got pelted with an egg, which the world never saw. I actually saw that video on my phone the other day. Two.
There was no one on a pizza too. To my defense, that was your idea and you signed up for it. Fair. This is your idea? Sign yourself up. You want people to suck your nipples as it is, so you might as well just let them fucking pierce it. Which one would you get though? Would you get like the bull nose or would you get like a bar? Watch this. Stop saying watch this!
I'm not, no one's touching my nipples, dude. Whether for fucking pleasure, work, nothing. Work. Yeah. Piercing them. That's what's a job for people.
Did I ever tell you when I was in high school, my girlfriend's best friend got her nipple pierced? Oh, and showed you and you're like, I don't want to see this. She was like, oh, she got her nipple pierced. You want to see? I was like, no. She's like, no, I said it's okay. And I was like, oh, still no. Absolutely not. Why didn't you want to see it though? Because I could, you don't want to see a freshly pierced nipple, dude. What? Oh, that was why? No.
I thought it was some like royalty test. I would imagine. Clearly you could tell there's some unpacking I got here with nipples. You're like, oh, it's going to be all red and stained. Yeah, like swollen and maybe a little dried up blood. Right. I don't want to see all that. Nice. Here's a question I got for you. Okay. Serious one too. Oh. You have your, all right, you're not. A woman has her breasts...
Frankie, talk like a person. Please stop. A woman has breasts. A woman has her nipples pierced. Yeah. And then she starts lactating. Is it coming out like fucking, like when you put your finger on a fountain? Yeah, like you're peeing after sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it coming out like that or is it still just like kind of got one where to go? I think that maybe it comes out with two holes because you got to like, you got to pierce it. That'd be great if you had twins. Oh, three holes maybe. Or you got two boobs.
Yeah, then you could feed six children like a bunch of dogs. Hear me out. Oh my God. This is going to be a really good bad idea. This is a really good bad idea, yeah. Copyright TM. We got the patent working on it and everything. Okay. Nipple covers. Let me, the man, tell you about a good invention for breastfeeding women. Guys. Women, listen up. Open up. Hey, women, listen up to this man. I figured it out for you. A nipple cover.
That has multiple like hoses on it so you can breastfeed multiple kids from one boob. You have two boobs Yeah, but like one of them maybe doesn't work as well as the other that happens. Yeah, you know So like it has a hose on it. So it has like on one nipple here one nipple there one nipple there so you can have Potentially up to three sucking on your tits at the same time. How are you gonna hold three babies? No Yeah, I think that I think the thigh and the arms, you know, I
This is kind of alarming. Why? Because you have to know that's not possible because you have children. And it makes me feel like you've never held children before if you think you could hold three from your nipple. Listen to me right now. Also, do you know how hard it is sometimes for babies to latch onto nipples? Very, very hard, yeah. So you're going to get a double latch on one nip? I mean, sometimes you can get a double latch on one nip, absolutely. Is it going to look like when hamsters drink out of that thing?
I actually love watching hamsters drink. I gotta be honest. It sounds very appealing. That little metal ball in there. That's just like, it's like a ballpoint pen of water. Oh, there's a metal ball in there. That's how it works. I thought it was just like a, Oh, you're an idiot. Yeah. That's what you're telling me. That's what you're telling them too. It's like a ballpoint pen and like there's a little metal ball and they push the ball and the water drips out. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. That's why it doesn't drip a little crazy. Really? I do like watching gerbils drink stuff.
I love watching them just shove stuff in their mouth. You know what I did do? Where they're just like fucking, and they got like 13 fucking nuts in their mouth. I do like watching squirrels eat too. They're like so quick. Dude, I love. It's like slow down, dude. That's fucking very. You're not supposed to eat that fast. Why do animals eat so fast? Probably because they think they're going to get murdered. That's the one. Like a chicken is just like.
I'm like, it's fucking mad quick, dude. I don't fuck with roosters, dude. Because of that. I've fed a rooster and I'm like, bro, you're going to put a hole in my hand. Bro, chickens, roosters, tomato, tomato. One's got a dick, one's not. I do like feeding llamas. Oh, we went to an alpaca farm not long ago. I did too. Those dumb idiots. Just like, they're fucking just shitty mouth. And like, they're just like. They only have one row of teeth. What are you, fucking George Washington? That's smart. Yeah. What is that? Yeah, they are George Washington. And they look like every. Yeah, they look all fucked up. I like them though.
I like them, but I feel bad for them. Bro, there were some fat fucking pigs there. Pigs. Pigs, dude. I like pigs. I wouldn't want one, though. I might. You want a pig? I might want a pig. I can't deal with the squealing. I'd like a pig that's a mute. They only squeal if they think they're going to get hurt, Joey. No, they squeal because they're talking. No, the talking is like... That's not great either. That's cuter than a squeal.
Yeah, the squid. Yeah, I hate that. Do you remember years ago there was that video of that fucking pig calling competition? Yes, I do. The whites need to stop, dude. Yeah, if you're bored, just go on the internet or something. Literally, do anything other than what you've done for the last 400 years. Take a job, dude. It hasn't worked. Yeah. Would you be good at a...
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I was gonna ask you if you think you'd be good at a pie eating contest. You can't use your hands. No. I don't like pie. We've discussed this. I don't like pie. I'm not a pie guy. What do you like? What can you eat a lot of? Pizza. Hot dogs. Pizza? Chicken wings. Carvel ice cream cake. Chicken wings? You could get hurt, though. Chicken wings? Yeah, like, if you eat chicken wings, like, quickly. How many chicken wings do you think you can eat in one shot? What's my time limit? Mm-hmm.
Two hours. 50 or 60? Holy shit. Yeah. I have a problem where I can eat nonstop. I don't know about 50. Legitimately, I'm always ready to eat. Even when I'm done and I'm like, whoa, I'm stuffed. I'm ready. I can eat more. Yeah. I don't know. I'm an eating machine. I don't know what it is. Well, that's what human beings are, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. But I can eat like...
Like this, like I can black out and wake up and like, oh, fucking like 20 wings are gone. Wow. Yeah. I'm a pretty monster. You're a pretty monster? I'm a pretty, I'm a pretty much a monster. That's what I'm saying. Oh, I thought you said you were a pretty monster. I would think I'm pretty, a pretty monster too. Okay. Um, but what, like, what about you? Hmm.
I ate four slices of pizza the other day, like, no problem. The only reason why I stopped is because I was like, I should. Yeah, exactly. And that's why I stopped, too. I'm like, I need to stop. I was like, this is stupid. I should stop. I could eat a whole pizza pie, like a large pizza pie, without blinking. Also, they were grandma slices.
Oh, so they're wet. I could have eaten pie, dude. Yeah, they're wet with sauce. They're wet. I love them. I fucking love grandma's slices. I've started a new diet, and I need you to stop talking about pizza because it's going to fuck me up. Are you doing like one of the, which one are you doing? I'm just doing kind of my own thing. I'm just limiting my fat and caloric intake and stuff like that. Sweet. Yeah, but pizza. Pizza, yeah. Pizza, hot dogs. I can't eat that many hot dogs. Pigs in a blanket.
Maybe a thousand. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can't like someone recently I saw and they were like, can you eat 20 tortillas? And it was like, no. And they were like, what if I chop them up and fry them? And it's like, oh yeah, then yeah. Then I absolutely can. Same thing with hot dogs. What if, what three pigs is one hot dog? Is it? I would say three pigs is a hot dog. Cause they're like this long each. Yeah, I guess. So yeah. Don't, yeah. Don't put that up to me. Yeah. Yeah. So I could eat,
I can eat a whole box of 50 pigs in a blanket and maybe live to tell the tale because that cholesterol will be fucking jumping. It'll be a through the roof. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. That's another food that like, usually you only have that at like parties or like cocktail hours. And the only reason why I'm stopping is because I know that other people want some. Yeah. Same. Absolute same. I don't like, don't put food around me and expect me to act like normal, especially hot dogs. I went recently to like two things that,
That there were hot dogs there and I had to like play it cool Like I had to like be cool. Like I didn't want to I went chill I brought my I brought miles to one of his classmates birthdays and he was like, oh we're just gonna do like You know, the kids will have like pizza and we're just gonna do like hot dogs hamburgers You cool with that? And I had to just be like, you know, yeah my my uh, my nephew I don't it wasn't was it his birthday?
I don't know. Whoever's birthday it is, not the part of the story I think that people want to hear. Yeah, it's not the part of the story. But it was at this thing on Long Island where it's like one of those places where it's like basically a big playpen for children. Yeah. And they ordered pizza. Now, there's 20 children. I'm talking two years old. Yeah. Two to three years old. Not going to eat that much. And I'm like, okay.
Obviously they're gonna go 16 so they're gonna cut this thing to six. Yeah, yeah Fucking pizza then I'm like, when can I really be an adult about this? Yeah, a hundred start eating a thousand slices I I don't know if it's because of the way I'm wired if a pizzas cutting the 16th like like school party pizza one bite and I'm ready for more I can probably like yeah, I
If it's cut into 16s, I may not stop eating it. Yeah. Like, it may keep going. I could keep going, maybe. Yeah, legit. I'm the exact same way. And I want to dump something on it, like oil or something. No, just a little fresh, you know, a little powdered garlic. I'm good with that. Parmesan? Oh. So there's something that came out that I think we should end on. Do we have time to end on the... What came out? The accents?
Oh, yeah. So many people tag me on this on Twitter. Yeah, so there's a new study that came out that was done by someone British. So we hate them instantly. We don't trust it. And it seems like that is kind of politically charged. What is? The fact that the British did this. Of course they're going to hate us. Yeah, they don't. We fucking dipped on them, you know? We left them at the altar. So it was a study on the...
Oh, I think it was just us. It might not have been the British. Let's blame them, though. Okay. It was the fucking British. It was the goddamn British. Yeah. But it's the attractiveness of certain accents. The story that was sent to us, which is the reason it made headlines, was New York was given the... Worst accent. Worst, least attractive accent in the world. Right. Wild. Wild.
Yeah, I would say that. Because it's not the accent that people hate. It's the characterization, the caricature of it. Everyone thinks it's just some fucking, you know, tank top wearing, gold chain, newsy hat, Italian from Brooklyn, just being like, oh, New York, yeah. Like, that's not what it is. Normal people like us, like, it's just certain words, coffee, chocolate. I can't say ask. You just did. I know, but I can't say it in a sentence.
I say axe. Oh, well, that's not because of your accent. That's just because you're an idiot. Well, no, I just like to get through it. It's way easier to say axe. Yeah, no, it isn't. Like I'm going to ask you something. But that's wild. I don't think, and I know we're biased because we're from New York. Right. But people love New Yorkers because of the accent. You know, like, oh, forget about it. Like, no one thinks that's least attractive. I don't even know anyone who sounds like that, to be honest. So I have all of the findings here.
So we already went over the least attractive accents. Number one being New York. What do you think number two is? Boston. Yes. 100%. Nailed it. Got it correct. Yeah. That accent is number one worse in the world for me. It's up there with me. I hate it. Yeah. It's the funniest one to me though.
I could sit and listen to fucking... It's garbage talk. ...the Boston accent. It's garbage. I wouldn't say... I'm sorry, garbage. Yeah, I mean, I just think it's so funny. Number three least attractive, American Midwestern. No, it isn't.
What's that? Midwest. Isn't that like... The Midwest is like, oh, we're going to get some soda. Oh, like Chicago? Yeah, Chicago. What am I thinking of? I don't know. That's why I asked. I was thinking like Southern. No, that's not... Oh, okay. So it's like... North Dakota's pretty bad.
They have weird accents. Oh, Norte Cora. Norte Cora, yeah, it's real cold. It's real cold up in here. It's getting real cold here. I was sitting there drinking my soda. Yeah, it's real cold. And I was thinking, it's cold down here. Yeah, I'm in the garage, you know, drinking beer by myself. That sucks. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Number four, Canadian.
What's a Canadian accent? Just like a... It's... I mean, if you have a deep one, it's probably pretty bad. Well, it's like French because a lot of Canada was colonized by the French. So it would be like French-Canadian. Like Montreal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never been to Montreal. Number five, American Southern. Pretty bad. Yeah, it's not great. Pretty bad. Because I just think of the country bumpkin like... Oh, no, no. The thing that I hate... Oh, oh, go. That's how they sound though, you know? They do...
Have a way with words because I feel like they just like make stuff up and somehow it makes sense It's like oh, that's as easy as skipping a rock on the back of a tit. Well, you know, you know mama used to say it's not about the size of your fence around your house It's about how you're gonna skin that porcupine. Yeah, and you're like, how does that make it doesn't make sense? I think people like the whole like country Like southern like i'm a cowboy and like i'm a little cussed out in bail. Hate them both
I mean, I don't mind that, but I feel like people are underestimating that. Like when you actually go to the deep parts of the South, there's just people who sit on their porch and have sex with their family. Yeah. Like that's just like, that's parts of the country. It's just true though. It is quite true. Number six, least attractive accent, Spanish.
And it has the Spain flag here. But even so, I wouldn't put any Spanish. I think Spanish is a top. I would say Spanish has got to be one of the more attractive ones. Yeah. Number seven, German. That's pretty rough. Where's Russian? Not even in the top eight. That's crazy. Not even listed here. German and Russian. Number eight is Yorkshire, which I think is like the fucking heavy...
If I'm not mistaken, I think that's like the soccer hooligan UK. Okay. Oh, you brummie. Well, you just sound like Shrek. That's Scottish. You're right. What else? Just start rattling them off. All right. But those are the least attractive that are listed here. Oh, okay. The most attractive. Italian? Number eight, brummie. Don't know what that is. Number seven, Welsh. Okay. I don't know. I wouldn't be able to tell you. Number six, Italian. Interesting. I could see...
It's right, it's all bumpy and jumpy and bouncy, you know, I like Italian I think that it's like melodic. Okay. Yeah, I can see it does flow. It has a flow It sounds like singing number five French. All right. How is this? I guess I don't know how people are attracted by French people at all I I see it. But then also I'm like Like sometimes I'm like, I don't really number four Irish. Are we okay? Listen the Irish
That's an attractive language? I guess some people. I don't hate it, but like, bro, you're not in the top five. Are you fucking kidding me? Number three, London. London. I love that. I do like London, but I think people are just like, they're confused because they think it's like, they're all smart, which I've heard they're all dumb. I do like the London accent a lot, though. Number two, Scottish. Are we nuts? That's wild. Because it's not attractive, it's violent, if anything. And only the...
You know what I'm saying? You know? And like, what do the women sound like? Come on! What is this? Yo, Scottish being number two is bananas! Number one? Australian? I guess? I like it. But it's just like a cool London. I can't even, don't even ask me to do it. Like, oh, no. I'm gonna undress your...
I don't even know how to do it. Yeah, I don't know. I like the Australian accent. I don't mind it. Scottish being up there is banana town. All right, now they broke it down by most attractive female accents and most attractive male accents. Number one for both, Australian. People love the Australians. Yeah, yeah.
Most attractive female, number two, London. I guess. Yeah, yeah. I would say that. Elizabeth Hurley, you know, like... I know that was a big one for you. Yeah. Big bedazzled guy over here. Yeah. Number two for most attractive male, Irish. Okay. I don't get it. I... I don't get it. I don't... Maybe it's just me being just a piece of shit American. I think that it's a... Like, it's decent, but I don't think that it's two. Like, I just... I think... I don't... I can't... I don't know. I just see it as two, like...
I can't. I can't see it as attractive, but I guess it's... I'm not finding men attractive, so it doesn't matter to me. Yeah. Number three attractive female is Scottish. I can't with this shit. Number three most attractive male, Welsh. Four and five for female is Brummie in French. What the fuck is Brummie? I don't know. And I don't care. It sounds like English type of shit. I'm sure it is. And then Scottish and French for the male. Most seductive accent. Top three. Number one, French.
I guess. They're very horny. They're like, oh, they're trying to fuck you or sell you an expensive wine. Yeah, and while they're smoking a cigarette on a pencil. Yeah, and petting a cat. Yeah. That's all. Number two Spanish. This should be number one. Okay, thank you. Yeah, this should be number one because the arse.
You know, they be like, Yeah, I was gonna say, you're speaking English. Yeah, that's Spanish. Yeah. Give me your Spanish. I'm not gonna. Okay. Number three, Scottish. Not seductive at all. I want to hear a Scottish person try to turn me on. Comments, do your worst. TikTok, do your worst. You do it. Be like, Oh, do you want me to fucking finger your ass? Do you? Come here, choppy.
That's what they say. It would be like I can't see them being not loud Be like I want to show you something yeah, I want to fuck your Fuck you. Yeah, those are those fucking freaks you're doing yeah, I don't know I can't really see that happening eating haggis and whatever what's that yeah? And that was a question it has most beautiful accents most charming accents and most romantic too
That's all like the same thing. Yeah, French, Australian, Spanish are pretty much across the board included, including and Scottish. I guess people are more into Scottish. I'm very confused. New York being the least is... Going to Scotland next year, so maybe. Wild thing that New York is the least. Yeah, I mean, I get... I mean, in general, I knew American was going to be in there, like some form of American. I would say like...
Excuse me. I hate like, I hate like what, like LA, California English way worse. Yeah. Like, like, oh yeah. Like the Valley girl, Valley girl. And then like surfer, bro. Like, Oh, that's actually pretty. It's a fucking ball. Insanely intellectual. Yeah. Like pretty fucking gnarly. I think it's pretty fucking,
chill that you're not racist. Like everything is a question? Yeah. Like even the most obvious statements? Oppression is like fucking not chill at all. Yeah. Like who, like I hate people that are just like not about like loving their others. Like a different vibe. Yeah. I'm not on a racist vibe. Yeah. Like don't. I can't. I don't like that. American accents. New York would be. I would say it's up there. It's up there. It's like people want to be seduced by a New Yorker.
Really depends where you go It's like yo you fucking like the Yankees bitch. Yeah, right Fuckin big what a fucking bacon egg and cheese so pop a ketchup. Um, anyway, you know all those videos where it's like that guy's like Oh make my sandwich the Aki way Yeah, I was in Brooklyn the other day and I was on I was looking at a map because I was looking at I was like looking for this place that was like near me and
They that person like that dude his deli aki it the deli is called aki way. Yeah, they've completely rebranded it now Completely rebranded it and it's like his thing. Yeah, he's like they probably cry and i'm pretty i'm pretty sure I saw a tiktok also like their sandwiches are like 18 bucks now. Yeah, and also gross
And it was like, yo, let me get a fucking, like, let me get a French toast the hockey way. And it's like, okay, here, let's start off with, like, ham. And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And it's like, then mozzarella sticks. Some of the sandwiches, though, I'm not even going to lie, sound mad good. It's like, let me get a chicken parm with Froot Loops and pancake syrup. And I'm like, this is, I want to eat it, though. No, no, no.
No, no, no, not me. Yeah, I don't know. But, you know, there's what it is. Anyway, Frank, where can they find you? FAlvarez at 85 on Twitter. The Frank Alvarez on all of the forms of social media. And go check out the Patreon. Patreon.com slash TheBasementYard. You can find The Basement Yard at TheBasementYard on all forms of social media. You can find Joe at JoeSanagato. And everything we do here at Sanagato Studios all across the internet. We love keeping it fresh, funky, and cute for you. Cute. Yeah. Joey. Follow me at JoeSanagato on TikTok and Instagram. And that is all.
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