Shayne Smith [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Like I lived in one of those really tiny towns outside like you could just walk out of my trailer and close your eyes and fire a gun and you wouldn't hit anybody. You could do anything out there. Trailer? Dude, straight up no laws. Hell yeah. It was fucking cool, dude. What kind of trailer? We're talking like the class? Single. Single? With how many people? Dude, with me, three brothers, my mom, and my stepdad. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a single one? We shared, me and my brothers shared like a bed. Oh.

All three of you? Yeah. What the fuck? So we had like this big bed and then we had like this cabinet built in and we had a TV up there with the video games and then we had a computer on the ground that I'm pretty sure my stepdad just repoed from someone. I think he robbed someone and was like, you have a computer? My fucking son's like computer and he stole it.

It already had StarCraft on it, so that was our shit, dude, in Diablo. So you must have had satellite internet, right? No, just like a LAN, because you have like the phone that was the dial-up. Gotcha. That was back in dial-up days. So we had like the computer on the ground, the mattress filled most of the room, and then we had the fucking video games up here, and so no rules. Our parents didn't make us go to bed or do anything, so we would all just be like sleeping in shifts, playing games, just fucking...

It was wild. And then, of course, my mom was like, you guys got to do sleepovers as much as possible. Like, you got to get out of this house and eat other people's food. You got to fucking get out. That's incredible. Yeah, so my mom was always just like, if you make friends, like, anywhere you can go, go do sleepovers. Just chill there for like, see if you can crash for a week or two. Yeah, dude, I'm not joking. My mom would be like, or she would encourage us in the summer to like go camping. She'd just be like, go for a week.

So we would just like a bunch of children with guns. What the fuck? Dude, that's hilarious. We would head out to this place called Devil's Kitchen. Hell yeah. It's just like this horrific nightmare place and we would just shoot any animal we saw. 100% we shot...

so many endangered animals, dude. There's no way. That's awesome. It was fucked up, dude. And you would just kill them. You wouldn't, like, get their meat or anything. If they were, like, rabbits, we would eat them and stuff. But mostly, we're just, like, shooting snakes and just, like, any bird. You just see a bird in the sky and there's four children just fucking unloading at this bird trying to get it. That's fucking wild. Dude, yeah. Dude, just get another trailer. Like, why didn't they just get you guys your own trailer? Dude, okay.

I don't know. You had the land. Meth is expensive, bro. Yeah, dude. The meth is real expensive. I can't believe the computer lasted.