Bonus #97 - Kush Brothers Vol. 15 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Here's a really important question from a man who, you know, just really needs our input. Hello, Spav, Eldest, and the esteemed panel. I have a question about circumcision for my children. I have one son who I have, he's one and a half, not that that really matters, and I have another on the way. My son was circumcised already and

And now that I've been listening to Stavi's World for about a year, I'm having second thoughts about getting the second guy circ'd. But, I mean, if your brother had foreskin and you didn't, or vice versa, do you think that would lead to any problems? Interesting. I do, but I don't want to snip this guy because I already watched it happen once and that's just...

figured this would be a fun one to reflect on and you can put it on the Patreon because I'm not a cheap bastard. Hell yeah.

Well, you know, that's an interesting question. I mean, if one of your sons had a hot iron put on his skin, if you cut one of your other son's nipples off with scissors, would you want to do it to the other one too? Don't mutilate this kid, man. Don't cut his cock off. What, is he going to be looking at his brother's dick and being like, what the hell? Yeah.

Now, I will say it might be a little weird. I mean, me and my brothers did look at each other's dicks when we were children. Ben, I'm sure you looked at your brother's penis. We never looked at penises. What?

I don't know, man. You never saw your brother's dick? No. What? No, I don't know. I just didn't. Fucking Americans, dude. Uptight Americans, dude. Sorry, I wanted to. I was desperate to. You never measured your dick next to your brother? No. Wait, what's your age difference, Ben? Two and a half years. Oh, okay. It's about the same as stuff. Well, you also had sisters who set the tone, right? You had an older sister. Yeah, mm-hmm.

She's a cop. She was a cop. She was like, put your little dicks away. She had her gun out. I'm telling you, I was trying to take it out every second. In front of my sister, my brother, my mom. I was trying to show it to everybody. I feel like I remember me and my brothers comparing dick sizes when we were like six and four years old. As soon as you learned to crawl, you were probably doing it, Stubb.

And I guess... As soon as you learned to roll over, you were probably doing it. I figured out how to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. Mommy, how big? Yeah, yeah. And I remember one time where...

I think it was, you know, it was about a push. I would assume, I haven't seen my, now I have not seen my brother's adult penises, but I would assume they have bigger dicks than me, just my dick is pretty small and I'm fat as shit. Um...

But like as a youth, I remember us all being kind of equal. And then I don't know if it was me or one of my brothers getting hard. But being like, you know how your little ass dick would get hard, but it didn't. It was just a weird. It was just like a finger poking out. Yeah, it was just like sometimes it didn't mean you were horny. I remember one of us just getting hard and being like, ha, my dick's bigger. And then the other would be like, bitch!

cheating. You're making it hard. And literally us going to our... That actually might be my only positive...

like, memory of my dad is how hard he was laughing when we were like, Dad, we have a very important thing we need you to weigh in on. And he was like, he says his dick is bigger than mine, but he got his dick hard. My dad laughed so hard when his, like, six- and four-year-old sons called him to weigh in on whose dick was bigger. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That's literally like, dude, he was, oh man, that was so funny. Anyway. It's sad to think that there was a time where you were looking at your brother's penises not realizing it would be the last time you saw them. That is true, dude. There was a day when I was probably like nine. It was the last time I'd seen my brother's penis. You didn't know, man.

Sad. And me and my brothers never caught each other jacking off either, which is kind of crazy. I think we got close, but we were gentleman about it. That is really surprising. I think, you know, we were like... Twins, too. There was not a lot of space to jack off in that house, man. I'm actually surprised, like...

You'd think if you had brothers, especially the way you guys are, like, you know. I mean, I, like, still flash my dick at you sometimes, like, for a gag. Do you guys, like, never do that? We show each other our balls. I think at a certain point, you grow up. You grow up. You start showing balls. You know? You're not a kid anymore. You can't show your brother your heart. God, that's childish. That's childish.

Yeah, you grow up, you get a little class. You grow up, you get classy. You show your brother you're nuts. Hey, buddy, I think you're at that age now where it's more appropriate if you start showing your brother your balls instead of your dick. Yeah. I have to sit down with my 13-year-old son. It's like, hey, come on. The shaft is a little gauche. Yeah. It's kid stuff. Absolutely. But yeah, dude. Yeah.

I feel like there is something weird about it a little bit. Like having different cocks as brothers? I think so. When does it... I just don't feel like I was that affected by my brother's cock. Psychologically. That's interesting because I do find it a little weird. Yeah.

To have a different cock than my brother. That would be weird. It rocked me a little when I, like, you know, my foreskin is just such a central part of my identity. And I always assumed my dad had foreskin. But then he told me he, like, got a circumcision when he was, like, 12 years old or something. That's crazy. There was an Albanian kid in my high school who I think got a circumcision when he was, like, 16. Ian Laura...

It kind of hurt our relationship, and I don't think we'll ever be as close as we were before I found out. He got circumcised in high school. And not only that, but he started a whole, like, wave. He was a trendsetter, and a lot of guys started circumcising, which...

Dick Salon. I've never been able to look at him the same way. This is kind of like when we talked about on the show before. I guess what I would say to this, like we talked before about if you adopt a kid, you want to let them know they're adopted very early on, preferably before they're like even old enough to remember it or understand it.

That's how he should treat the son's penises. He should sit his son down and be like, your brother's dick is a little different than yours. That should be the Christmas card this year. Just their dicks side by side. Normalize it. Normalize it. There is something weird about it, though. I know what you mean. Now, having said... You know what the weirdest thing is? I would feel weirder if I was the one who was circumcised. Who's like, why'd you slice my cock up, Pop? But you never know how it's going to go. Because the other thing is, he's probably circumcised.

I just don't, I just feel like, I don't know. It just doesn't feel like it's that big of a deal. I weirdly think. I didn't even know I was circum, I didn't even know about circumcision until I was like 12. Yeah. I had to ask my friend. Just tell your kids about, some people have innies, some people have outies, if it ever comes up and it's like, it's just a natural. Some people have disgusting rocks. That looks like a snake shedding its skin. No, no, no.

Disgusting propaganda. Some of them look kind of streamlined and animated. Scarred at the bottom of the bell end. A cool scar. Yeah.

Like a villain would have. Like the evil twin. Actually, one of them is the evil twin. You're creating like a soap opera version evil penis and good penis between your sons. That's the eye patch. The foreskin is the eye patch of the evil twin. I think realizing this when you're like 11, you and your brother's cocks are different. Your dad took a knife to one of the cocks and didn't.

It is potentially alienating, honestly. I kind of agree. I weirdly kind of agree. It's like, yeah, it's like, why me? Either one of them could be like, why me? Yes. Hey, why does he have the same type of dick as dad? But then I have my own. I have foreskin. Now, if they both had a different dick than you, that'd be fine.

You want your sons to have the same cock, I think. You have to do something really fucked up to your dick to make it different enough from your sons. But then again, is that worth mutilating the other kid? I don't think it is. I don't think it is, unfortunately. I think you let them go shirts versus skins. I feel like you just don't circumcise the new one. Don't compound errors. If you regret it already, don't do the same thing again. And you get the one with the snipped cock. Now, you wait until they're 16...

And if the one with the snipped cock has a smaller dick than the uncircumcised one, you get him a better car. You make up for it in some way. But now, if his dick is bigger, nature gave him...

You know what I mean? The prize. So you're fine. But if his dick is smaller and he's uncircumcised, you have to get him a nicer car. Yeah. Every child after it should just keep getting more foreskin. Yes. Yes. If you have a third kid, you should keep your son's, your first son's foreskin. Double foreskin. Yeah. Stay forward to the front. Like how parents have those little boxes for tooth fairy teeth. Just have it for the foreskin. Okay. So I think that's good advice.

Great advice. I think it's great. Yes, you're alienating your children. Yes, this is a deep scar that you'll never be able to. Good luck, whatever we said, buddy. Good luck, who cares? Yeah.