Bonus #77 - Jason Weems [PATREON PREVIEW]
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I got kind of a good problem to have, I guess. So I recently lost a bunch of weight. Nice. I haven't weighed like this since I was, I don't know, it's been seven or eight years. And my problem is that losing all this weight has restored the blood flow to my dick to the point where I am horny just all the time now. Like dawn till dusk, I can't stop thinking about it.

Not a trooper. A trooper. She's been doing her duty. Yeah.

She's doing three tours of your dick. Consecutively. All right, let's finish him up. Newfound resurgence where I'm just constantly coming after her 24-7. I don't like the way he's working. First thing in the morning, evening, bye.

Oh, awesome.

I don't be out here, brother. What do I do? Don't say get fat again. Thanks. I wasn't going to say that. Fuck you. Right. I do love that the implication in his question is, especially at the end where he's like, well, I don't want to ask her for more. Right. But I'm about to explode. He wants me to clear cheating. He needs you to say it. He wants me to be like, wow. Wow, you know. Yeah, I mean. She's exhausted. Yeah, yeah. You don't know you want to put more on her. Yeah, you would be a bad husband. Husband to her. Not to fuck other whores. Right, right.

That's interesting. Congratulations, buddy. Good for you and your penis. Don't cheat. You seem to really want the green light to cheat. In his defense, we do have calls like this a lot, but usually they're like, it'll work up to, so should I get some side pussy? To be fair, this guy didn't go all the way. But it is the underlying implication running through the call. Yeah.

This is interesting. So too horny. Too horny. Hornier. And this is nice, though, because if you're going to try and fuck your wife too much, you kind of have this beautiful thing of like, well, I lost weight to be healthier for our family. Yeah. So it's like you do have a nice you're kind of in a better spot to try to ask to fuck this much.

But also, it's like, I don't know, man. That's just how... Yeah. This is one of the positives. Like, now your knees don't hurt and your dick gets a little too hard. That's a beautiful thing. That's a trade-off here, man. That's all you can ask for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I would say this has come up a lot in these Baltimore shows, but...

get some kind of deluxe pocket pussy. Yeah. This has come up in Tommy. Some Basso has his own. Not this. It has every single fucking episode. We've talked about like deluxe, not just like motorized ones. Oh really? So you're on the road. You don't want to fall into temptation. You don't want to do this stuff. I actually think a nice middle ground here is an expensive, uh,

fuck toy for you. And it's motorized. It's the real deal. And this is, think of it as helping, as, you know, sort of like, you know. Helping the marriage. Yeah, helping the marriage. Absolutely. He's on the road a lot. That's a slippery slope, you know. Because once you crack...

Once you crack the door and you're away from your wife a lot, then it's going to be that's full blown. Now you're going to be looking for like I'm not here to tell like this guy. Even if you want some kind of well, should I go get a happy ending at a massage? But no, don't do anything that's that you could start because this is like this is the sexual equivalent of getting fat again where it's like, well, I'll have a little fucking I'll have a little taste. I have a little small bag of Doritos at night.

And then it turns into like, you're just spiraling. Full on orgy. And especially this guy who's

Feeling, you know, if you're at this place where you're like, he's probably feeling positive. He's probably getting attention. People are treating you better when you're not fat. You know what I mean? Like he's getting all these positive like feedback in, uh, in his like physical, you know, his, his body now, plus all these urges. It's like, this is prime cheat territory. It is prime cheat territory. And I would say, don't cheat. Yeah. I would say don't cheat.

And I would say, and you say you feel bad for your wife, but like... Yeah, I'm from hell. Oh, yeah. Has she expressed that she doesn't want to fuck this much? Or are you looking at... Are you like kind of giving yourself the out to be able to cheat a little bit? That's my question. Right. You know, because you're like, he's saying trooper. Trooper? Yeah, I know. He's putting this connotation on it. And look, she probably doesn't want to fuck as much as he wants to fuck. Yeah. But...

Is it a problem? And then I would just say, I would, yeah, we do need to talk to her. And I do think the, the, the, the solution, the furthest down the cheating road, I think you're able to go is, uh,

the most deluxe pocket pussy they make the most yeah yeah yeah or you can just beat off in your Subaru yeah yeah yeah you're on the road a lot yeah I'm not telling you to get fat again buddy but you know and maybe tuck yourself out a little more you're in better shape exercise some more for a 20 minute sprint when you're fucking you're too tired yeah you're too tired to jack off

Right. You know, that's a possibility. Something like that. Also, it's like, how recent is this weight loss? Because, you know, the same way you're like newly lose a lot of weight, you just feel different. You're feeling better. It's like, you know,

Are you in the maintenance zone yet? Have you maintained the weight loss? Right. Have you maintained your penis levels long enough? That's true. Because eventually, like, your penis is going to balance out. You're not going to be like. Not your penis levels. Your penis is going to get used to the improved blood flow eventually. That's probably true. And you won't be horny as fuck. Absolutely. Yeah. And the other thing is, that's a good point. How long have you maintained this? Because the last thing you want is.

You're sexy for six months. You get side pussy. You lose your wife and children. Two years later, you're fatter than you were. No wife. Things are bad, brother. All right? I was going to say, in fact, what I'm going to say is pocket pussy and then check back in in a year and how are you feeling? Yeah. You know, because this, you might be getting ahead of yourself here. It feels like he might be. Yeah. Right. If I'm being honest.