Bonus #66 - Kush Brothers Vol. 8 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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I'm calling because I know you guys are very anti-circumcision podcasts. I was very anti-circumcision too. That wasn't until I actually started listening to this podcast and I heard you guys talking about your dicks and how many issues you had with yeast infections and ETIs and stuff. I was talking about sex being painful. Yeah, my force was a little too tight.

Fuck you. Boo. You're a fucking loser. And your son's a fucking loser, too. We don't give a fuck. Why are you calling into a globe? Fuck.

By your mutilated cock. This one's pissing me off. Me too. Well, then stop talking. Shut up, dude. Fuck you. This guy's a fucking piece of shit. I'm probably an accident. I've heard of it.

Who the fuck are you that I have to tell you anything? I don't have to prove shit to you, man.

This guy's a fucking piece of shit. Dude, fuck this guy just because, like, you already mutilated your son's cock. Don't ask me about benefits. You made your fucking grave, you fucking loser-ass father. You took a knife to your infant son's cock. You ripped a piece of his cock off. You ripped a fucking piece of his cock off, and now you're coming to us for absolution? Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. And you're with your fucking snipped up little scarred cock.

Motherfuckers dig looking like Benny Hanna. I am an ally of the uncircumcised community, and I'm here to not center myself and hold space for my uncircumcised brothers. Thank you, JP. Thank you, JP. Pavone? I was just in the bathroom taking a piss. Looking at your unclipped cock. Every time you guys made a point, I was like, fucking.

I've never been so pumped to get back into a conversation. Yeah, this guy's a fucking piece of shit. Asking us for benefits. Our cocks look the way they're supposed to look. What the goal? The fucking goal of this man? To even email this? Like it wasn't going to be offensive. He's a piece of shit. At least two. He knew two. He's a piece of shit. Yeah.

This is ridiculous. And I'm an Uncle Tom to the uncircumcised community. I'm with you guys 100%. That's right. You're the guest of honor. As God made them. Honorary vote by the honor of God. We can't blame you for what your father did, JP. So true. You're faultless.

I was done. I pissed at the right time. Here's the benefit. Fuck you. That's the benefit, you fucking person. You guys don't need to explain shit to this guy. I'm not here to educate you. I'm not here to educate you. Do some fucking research.

Here's the thing about circumcision. I have a beautiful natural cock. It's that thing about circumcision. If you're going to do something that painful to a newborn baby, there better be a damn good medical reason for it. I know. And science has concluded that there is not. Thank you, JP. Thank you. So don't go deli slicing people's hogs. Yeah.

By the way, I had a UTI. I had a fucking fucked up nut. I've had yeast infections. I don't have them now, you cocksucker. Those aren't big deals. Not a big deal. So fuck you. And yeah, my foreskin is too tight. That's true. That means you got to be good. And sometimes my dick hurts. You got to be flexed. And sometimes my dick hurts, but I'll say this. It makes it so that I don't cum fast. Yeah? You know, every time I'm about to bust, I got a little... Yeah.

And then I reset the, and it resets the nut count. You got the back 15 seconds button. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It's a DVD. So I very rarely bust fast. And the pussy has to be very warm and tight for me to bust fast. And I cannot be wearing a condom. So shut the fuck up. That just tightens it. Fuck you. Your son's a piece of shit too now. He really is.

He really is. Suck my fucking unclipped cock, you piece of shit. Next question, Elders. God, I hate that guy. Take that home. I don't understand the point of that, that fucking prick. Fucking piece of shit.

How do you know your foreskin's too tight before the next one? I can feel it. Yeah, okay. I can feel it. It doesn't go back all the way. Oh, that's tough. I stop, I have a bit of butter on my side. I don't want to do my bit, but it stops right here, kind of. It's like wearing joggers. Like, you got to pull them over your feet real tight. Oh, yeah, that's fucking tight as one can be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Christ almighty. You got a nice hanger. Yeah. You can just pull your dick back. Yeah, I got one of those. Nice. Nice.

Yeah, I always say it hangs off like a loose dirty sock. Oh, dear lord!

Don't make me think my apologist position for you guys. I'm on your side now. Don't lose me as an ally. We only have a few allies here. We can't lose them. My cock is beautiful, dude. No. Next question.