Bonus #65 - Rufat Agayev [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Hey, what's up, Scotty? Maybe Eldis and the beautiful esteemed ES that we have today. I just wanted to ask on behalf of a friend. He... I promise it's not me. I know every time you get a call like this, I promise it's real friends. He has had four miscarriages with his girlfriend in the last six months. Can you put the volume up? And they just found out they're pregnant, like, not even four weeks ago.

And they're already posting announcement stuff for this kid. So... You think he's getting his hopes up too high? Like, you think I should tell him his lady just has, like, bad parts? What the fuck kind of response is this? Just let me know what you think, you know? I don't know if I should tell him maybe... I think you're a dickhead. I don't know, I feel bad for him. He's so excited. Yeah, of course. Alright, just let me know what you think. Thanks, Dom. Also, I hope this is a free episode, because...

I'm pretty broke and I don't have the Patreon. Well, bad news, buddy. Bad news, you're a dickhead and you probably won't even hear this then. But what do you mean? Like, what do you want me to say here? You want me to just support you in thinking your friend is posting about his kid too, his possible kid too early? It's like...

You can't... You're being kind of a dickhead here. This is not the response to have to your friend going through... I mean, four miscarriages is straight up traumatic when you want kids. Like, if you don't, that's God doing you four solids. But if you want kids, that fucking... That's fucking horrible. And especially if it's like... Especially if his girlfriend has to have like a procedure. Because some of these are like... It's just natural. But sometimes you have to have like a procedure. It's like really involved. And so... I mean...

It's really not your place, bro. It's really not your place to tell this guy how to react. Who knows what he talked to about his doctor? Like their doctor might have said like whatever you could. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe the doctor was like post a pic, bro. Yeah. You're good, bro. Good. Yeah. Which he probably didn't do. But, you know, so, you know. Yeah.

Yeah, like what would he even say to this guy? Like, hey, man, I know you're really excited that you might finally have a kid. But, you know, I was just thinking about it. You guys have had four miscarriages. You should probably wait. Maybe you want to wait to go public with the announcement before. It's like, no, what the fuck? Let them do whatever the fuck they want to do. And it's like, yeah, do I think he's probably jumping the gun a little bit? If I were in his position, might I be a little? But that's not me. That's not you. Who cares what our fucking opinions are?

are this is how their behavior you know this is what they want to do and your job is to be his friend and to fucking be there for him don't tell him his wife's pussy's fucked up this is how every relationship that I've been in has gotten fucked up it's like me having this thought where I'm like you know like oh this is my opinion but then I blurt it out loud and it totally fucks everything up so no if you want to keep having friends

It's also like there's nothing he can do right like they've already posted about it What are you gonna say like hey that was a bad? Strategic move I don't agree with your social media strategy around your like what why even bring it up You just think you're right about something and you want me to back you up. I am NOT doing that You're a fucking asshole

Could you say to him, like, your job is not to even tell him solutions. Your job is to be there emotionally for your friend who's dealing with a fucking hard time. Yeah, maybe give him a fucking hug like that guy's dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give him a nice hug. Be there for him if he needs to talk it out. And maybe don't even talk it out. Like, I just think you are in...

attitude is completely wrong when it comes to a friend dealing with something that's tragic, right? Like I said, four miscarriages can be really tough on somebody, especially given how late in the term it was, whatever, whatever. And you have this weird... Instead of being like, oh, I'm rooting for... You announced this kid. I'm really rooting for him. How can I be... Instead of being like, how can I be there for him if there's another miscarriage? You're saying...

Probably gonna shit a fucking dead fetus out of her pussy and they're gonna look stupid I should tell him it was dumb shit. Nice is gonna bite you in the ass You're being such a fucking piece of shit. It's pissing me off dude, actually So just be there for your fucking friend. Stop being a fucking smartass cunt good for you, dude You like that's the thing you've put yourself in a position where?

where if your friend has a miscarriage, you're celebrating because you were right. Is that the kind of guy you want to be? What you're actually hoping is that you're right about the post, not that this fucking baby is healthy. You're a fucking piece of shit. You suck dick. Yeah, that's it. That's really it. Don't tell him how to behave when it comes to this. Don't be like, hey, man, you shouldn't get your hopes up. Like, if he wants to broach the subject of,

Maybe like you know like for example for me. I was a test tube baby I was in vitro fertilization so like word yeah, I was yeah I was one of the first batches in the 80s and so if I have a friend who's going through it I bring that up as almost like a Almost like a hey just so you know like my parents went through this I it took them a really long time but eventually

Like, even when they wanted to give up, like, they had me, they had my brothers, and it was like, that really helped. So it's like, you can offer some support. You can say, like, you know, there's adoption. There's, you know, there's fertilization drugs, whatever. But that's only if they broach it. You don't want to be like, hey, man. So...

See that post fucking flopped, didn't it? Well, now that you're 0 for 5, how about you fucking either get a new bitch without a fucked up cunt or you adopt or you fucking, you know, make a test tube baby. Like, you're just... I just want to highlight how off your vibes are around this whole thing.