Bonus #54 - Joe Kwaczala [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Stop. I'm a fucking trash man. I'll get right to the point. I used to be in the medical field.

Now I'm a trash man and it fucking blows. Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded kind of cool to me. I wanted to ask some advice about my girlfriend. I don't even know if she's a girlfriend because she's married to someone else. Which is not really the problem. We love each other, but... We love each other. Husband is a total cuck and wants to, like, be my friend. But I'm not into that. And she's not even into that. So we're kind of at a standstill with the husband.

What? Thanks, brother.

Trash Man and Silver Spring. What's going on with this Trash Man business? You seem to hate it and you were in the medical field. And go fuck yourself. See ya.

Wow. Before we get going, I do deal with trash every day. I need you to know this. Well, he, I mean, it is his way. I am a trash man. You know what's funny is that, like, he's asking about this problem, which is hilarious, but clearly it bothers you so much that you're a trash man. Yeah.

Sanitation department, that's like a good union job, right? You'd think so, yeah. But he clearly doesn't like it. No. So it's like, to me, you're just dissatisfied with your life. And allowing yourself... And look, fucking someone's wife... Now, we flipped this, right? Yeah. For a second, I was like, is this the other guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels kind of like it. But no, this is a... Now, look. Fucking someone's wife is one of those things that, at first blush, is sick.

Right? You get pussy. You've stolen a bitch from somebody else. On some like barbarian, I'm conquering shit. Yeah, yeah. It's like on your monkey ass brain. I'm powerful. It's like, it's awesome. In the first way you look at it. But... From an evolution standpoint, you're like, I am spreading my seed. I'm doing everything. It makes me feel good. Yes.

And my genetic material will be all across this land in no time. - Yes, yes, yes. - So yeah, your body is built to be like, yes, I'm-- - This is right. - Yeah. - Yeah, from an evolution perspective, you bust inside someone and some other dickhead pays her bills, you won. But in reality-- - Yeah, let's rewind a bit. - Let's get to where we actually are. She's not divorcing this guy. They live together. He is her husband. And in a fucked up way,

And I think maybe even him hitting the garbage man thing over and over again is that, like, yes, the guy is the cuck, but he also has all the power here. Because once the most alpha thing you can do is not care.

Right? Yeah. And if you don't care that someone, you're like, oh, hey, buddy. Yeah. Thanks for fucking my wife. She's kind of an annoying bitch. I don't feel like doing it anymore. You want a beer? Yeah. Like, he's actually beaten you. Yeah. You're, to him, his wife is a, fucking his wife is a chore that the trash man is picking up for him.

Right? So that's kind of what's going on here. And I think, this is me getting real Stavros Freud with it right now. I think you repeatedly mentioned that you're a trash man. You have an association that you're in a lower part of society because of that. And in this relationship, you feel yourself to be at the absolute lowest part of it. So you need to start getting some fucking agency in your life, pal.

You clearly hate being a trash man. Get a fucking different job. I think there's nothing wrong with it. I think it's, like Joe's saying, great union job. If that's your fucking... I think a lot of people make a great living in it, especially in New York. You can own it. You can own a sanitation. When you fuck the woman, you can go, time to take out the trash. Yeah. Yeah.