Bonus #53 - Kush Brothers Vol. 5 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Baby boy, I'm a big fan, bro. Big fan. I listen to your podcast all the time, man. Just want to show some love. Thanks, bro. And ask for some advice. You know, I always thought life was worth living the biggest way possible, right? Okay. Dream house, dream girl, dream car. Yes. I've had my dream car, and I had my dream girl, and I'm trying to get my dream house.

I don't know. Everything seems too perfect. And everything's just going how it should be. I'm grateful they didn't get me wrong, but I'm just like, how come some people have it bad and some people have it good? I don't feel like I deserve all this good, man. This is hilarious. This is wild. I'm being spoiled. And I don't know why. But I just need help. I need someone to tell me that it's okay.

For good things to happen, somebody... It is good. Pause this. The guy who sounds like he's like three quarters of a bottle of Jack Daniels by holding a razor blade over his wrist. Everything's too great, man. It's all going to come crumbling down. Yeah, dude. Well, okay. Let me tell you.

It is good when good things happen. Let's start there. That is good. It is not bad. This guy's whole point of view is like, man, I thought material possessions would make me happy, and they did. That's the problem. Everything's good now. This guy's so suspicious of his nice life. Yeah, it's like there's a little bit, there's two things going on here. One is...

You have to like have some self-worth. This is like the like, I don't deserve. It's half like you're so pathetic that you can't do that. You do deserve good things to happen, man. And trust me, bad shit does happen to everyone at some point. Enjoy when things are good. There's a little like you got to believe in yourself a little more. And then there's the second thing of like,

Kind of what JP was getting at, which is like, yeah, man, it's not material. You might actually be sad. You sound deeply sad. You sound depressed. And it's okay if you're actually not happy with everything you have. And maybe what that's teaching you is that like, yeah, these goals are preset for you. You think you want to do them because you just...

Do what everybody says should be done and when you get them you're like, oh, yeah I have to be a whole human being with interests and things that I care about and spend time on things I like instead of just like working for a car and being with a dream girl Which is like what does that even mean? Who is your dream girl? You might just not be understanding sadness or he might not even be said and he's just

Feeling guilty for not having a shitty life. He's like, that's actually true alone by a 10 in a Rolls Royce and he's like, what does it all mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You could just be a stupid, like you could be a stupid man that have achieved your goals way too fast. And to you, how you're living is the same as like being, you know, Michael Jackson in his prime. I feel guilty about,

Having a Ferris wheel and nothing else. Before he was a pedophile. I wouldn't actually want to be in the head of Michael Jackson, but I just mean like, you know, as famous, whatever. My guess is that this guy doesn't understand that he's actually sad. He's like, do I feel sad? Well, no, I have a Dodge Charger, so I can't be sad.

I must feel bad for all the other people in the world who are sick. Right, right. No, there's definitely a bunch of this where it's like our friend is getting introspective for the first time here. And I guess our advice would be like really think about what's bothering you because we don't fully know. We obviously have some guesses here. We have some hunches, but it's like you have to be honest with yourself. Like,

It's okay if you're not happy with that shit. It's okay if you want to, you know, change your whole life up. And then if you are happy with that stuff, yeah, dude, don't feel guilty. Just...

You know, be nice to people. If you're feeling like you have so much, try and give back in other ways. Try and be like, you know. Because you might feel guilty about a specific person in your life who's not doing so well. Maybe help them out. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I think it's just we live in a world where everybody is congratulated from going to rags to riches, having their eight mile moment. This guy seems to just be living a good life. And he's like, oh, shit. Like, I should feel bad somehow.

I need angst. I need this and I need that. What you should be doing right now is just enjoy that this is happening and then eventually one of your parents is going to get cancer. Right. No, that is exactly it. Just enjoy it. Life doesn't stay good. Life does not stay good. It's like when people are gaining a little weight. It's like when people have a little weight on them and they're like, I'm so fat.

fat and then like I'm looking at them like you don't even know how fat you could be. I remember when I was skinnier being like I'm so fat and I was like I'd kill for that weight now. I like that Sagalow has an Eminem reference for all situations.