Bonus #44 - Kush Brothers Vol. 3 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Hi Stavi, I'm a woman and I need some advice. I have two different sized titties. Whoa. Like three cup size difference. Wow. And the big one's pretty big, kind of makes the nipples go like lazy-eyed different directions. I'm wondering if I should get them fixed. Should I get like big fake titties? Should I have them just

Interesting. For variety.

Thank you for the help. They do got personality. Yeah, it's fun. But I will say three cup sizes is crazy. Three cup sizes is a lot. But the night sky needs Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. There are two sides to this. If she had slightly different... Yeah, slightly I've seen. Slightly is almost everyone. Almost everyone is a little. Also, yeah, there is not a woman alive who has naturally symmetrical tits. They don't happen.

But they don't have three cup size. Three cup is big, yeah. That's all over the alphabet right there. That's fucking crazy. How do you even fucking... A to D. A to D? You just fucking put a little cantaloupe in your small titties? Like, how do you even use bras? I don't get it. Do you wrap the one titty in a sling? Like you're injured? Putting your phone and wallet and shit in the other cup? Yeah. That's fucking crazy. I'm sorry to make fun of you. You're asymmetrical. Rocko's Modern Life.

Titties are beautiful. That's crazy. So if it's something you've struggled with your whole life, and here's the thing, titty technology is one of the best technologies we have. If you've got to get a surgery...

They got, they're nice these days. Right? And I think it's augmentations that result in less scarring. That's just my medical opinion. The reductions, they'll lead to some heavy scarring. That is true. So you maybe don't want to take some meat off of the bigger one. You want to supplement the smaller one. And I think that's fair. Level up the small one. I think, absolutely. I think you deserve to be in the middle of where you are.

You shouldn't have to go as little as you and you shouldn't put one implant to match the big one I say make something you Nice medium nice meet in the middle By the way when a head coach brings in a new offensive coordinator like the whole system comes in we got it. Absolutely start fresh install a whole new office

Okay, because the other thing is this has been a problem for her right like so she's kind of paid the Piper in terms of having To deal having titty problems. You've done your time. And so now you deserve a breast now you deserve awesome titties Like, you know, I don't know how I don't know if you're young I don't know how old you are, but it's like, you know, I'm sure everybody's like in a perfect world I would get my tit, you know, I bet you not everyone I bet you some women are like

It'd be cool to get my titties done, but it seems a little much. Not the case for our friend here. Yeah. You deserve it. That's who it was made for. You fully... Anyone who wants to do it deserves it. We're pro titties. What'd you say, JC? That's who it was made for. Yeah, absolutely. That's who... Titty Jobs was made for lopsided titties. If titties... If...

getting fake tits was like was the way you get like a kidney and there's a list she's at the top of the list top of the list well I guess breast cancer top she's second and then it's like you know flat bitches with awesome asses you know those dudes

They skip the rest. Anyway, go ahead. Yo, the people that have the one leg longer than the other ones that have to wear the shoe with the fucking long shit. Those guys... They can't even get a new leg.

There's no way for them to go to L.A. This girl and those people are walking in circles together. They have common clothes. I wonder if one of her knees has taken more of a beating. There's got to be spine issues. That's got to fuck your shit up. This is going to result in a herniated disc. You've got to do something. And listen, we said go somewhere in the middle. If you've got to have huge titties, you've got to have huge titties. If you've got to go anime mode. We're not going to fight you on it. We're not going to fight you.