Bonus #40 - Kush Brothers Vol. 2 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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More of a fun kind of wildlife story. Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida Aquarium. Holy shit, a manatee who died at Florida Aquarium this year sustained fatal injuries caused by sex with his brother. These fucking manatees had gay sex till they died. Holy shit, the manatees, eldest and eldest two.

And then it clarifies, Eldest was the one getting his ass fucked, by the way. Bottom Eldest. Hugh 38. That's all. Hugh is a gay man's name, if I ever heard it. Hugh died unexpectedly at the Mote Marine Laboratory and Aquarium in Sarasota, which this week shed more light on the animal's passing, saying the injury was most likely the result of sex with his brother Buffet. LAUGHTER

Buffet fucked you in the ass until he died. I hate to be a downer, but is it Buffet? I think it's Buffet. I think it's Buffet. Let's say it's Buffet. It's gotta be Buffet. Well, it's even better if it's named after Jimmy Buffet. Wasted away again in fucking manatees. And having gay sex with my brother, Bill. Looking for my...

Animal poppers. Some people say you shouldn't fuck your brother in the ass. My gay brother is to blame. It's my own damn dick.

This is fucking awesome. A necroscope performed by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission's Marine Mammal Pathology Lab found the fatal wound was a 14.5 centimeter long tear in the ventral wall of his colon. His brother tore his asshole. He killed his brother by tearing his ass apart. 14.5 centimeters. How many inches is that? Let's see how big Buffet's dick was. Human.

And you know what happened? You know what? This was not in private. No. 5.7 inches. Damn, me and Buffay have a lot in common. Yo, me and this manatee have the same exact size stick.

This is how I'm gonna kill Eldest someday. When we're both senile in a fucking... And we're sharing a room. Our families have put us in a fucking... In a fucking old folks home. And we're just fucking each other in the ass. Taking turns. Diehard fans of the Cush Brothers podcast are gonna be like, this is just like Hugh and Buffet. Don't you understand? It's art. That would be a beautiful arc for us, dude.

Holy fuck. There were no obvious signs of discomfort or distress, such as listing, crunching, or active avoidance that would have triggered a need. So these people have to, part of their job is watching two gay incestual fucking walruses fuck each other's asses and see if one seems like he's not into it. That some guy got a fucking degree in oceanography. There's a guy who got a degree.

in marine biology and he's answering the question every day, "Hey, what's that flappy thing under the girl?" He's like, "Oh, buddy." So much education to go, "Is he coming or dying?" In an effort to redirect the manatee's attention to decrease undesirable areas, animal care staff use positive reinforcement tool such as high value rewards. Oh my God, so they're like, "Hey, if you don't fuck your brother in the ass, we'll give you a nice piece of tuna."

dining on his own brother's nuts

Dude, rest in peace Hugh, dude. Yeah, man. For Hugh. Shout out to Hugh. Sex between male manatees, even brothers, is far from uncommon. They're not too meticulous about their partner, who their partners are. They just have this kind of sexual urge, and they'll engage in activity with whoever seems to be in the area. And if that's a female, great. Yeah.

But if there are not enough females around or there are only males around, they may express a sexual behavior on whatever individual may be in the vicinity. Damn, dude, walruses are prison gay all the time. Sounds like someone who was fucked by a manatee. They might even fuck their trainer. It's not weird. Just...

And I mean any hole. Holy shit, that's fucking awesome, dude. Did you know they can unzip a wetsuit? Yeah. Damn, rest in peace, Hugh, man. Hugh, 38, had a good run. Yeah, dude. A real one. We need to do an RIP post for Hugh when we post Kush Brothers, dude.